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Does it bother anybody else
that these women live in Hooterville?
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Technically, Petticoat Junction
is down the track from Hooterville.
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Okay, does it bother anybody else...
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that they live down the track
from Hooterville?
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It bothers me that they bathe
in the town water tank.
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With the dog.
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It isn't the drinking water.
It is the water for the train.
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- It's still three naked women with a dog.
- I want to be the Hooterville dog.
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Yoo-hoo! Coming down.
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Now don't mind me.
I'm just putting some clothes in.
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Eric, honey...
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I thought you could wear this
on your birthday. It's nice.
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You look so handsome in it.
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Why would I want to dress nice
on my birthday?
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It's your birthday?
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You never know what's going
to happen on your birthday.
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Mom, do not throw a party for me.
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Listen to Mr. Popularity.
Like I have time to plan you a party.
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By the way...
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your sister Laurie's coming home
from college for the weekend.
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No special reason. She just is.
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You're getting a party.
And best of all, it's a surprise.
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I just realized, Donna's older than you.
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- Only by a month.
- Good for you, Eric.
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- Good for me, what?
- In my country...
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it is good luck
to fall in love with an older woman.
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- Fez?
- No, they come with livestock.
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Hanging out
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Down the street
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The same old thing
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We did last week
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Not a thing to do
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But talk to you
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Whoa, yeah
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Hello, Wisconsin!
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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I'll get it.
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I'll get it.
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Did I just see about
seven bags of potato chips in there?
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They were on sale.
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Please, don't throw me a party.
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I'm not throwing a party.
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- Don't give him one.
- I'm not.
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- He's too old for a surprise party.
- I'm agreeing with you.
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- Then stop yelling.
- I'm not yelling.
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Look, I know money is tight,
so I don't want a big birthday.
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I'll decide when money is tight.
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Now, what kind of gift do you want?
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Don't worry about the cost.
As long as it's reasonable.
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Okay. I would like
a cassette player for the car.
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A cassette. Not an eight-track.
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No eight-track, okay?
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You know, I don't know why they
don't just put record players in cars.
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The point is,
I don't want an eight-track tape player.
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- Then you won't get one.
- But, honey, he wants one.
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No, I want a tape player,
just not an eight-track.
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You'll get a Delco.
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A genuine GM part
for your genuine GM car.
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It doesn't have to be a Delco.
It's just for music.
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See, now there's your first mistake.
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Parts have to be compatible, Eric.
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You're not burning cheap gas
in that car, are you?
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No, sir.
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I'm going out.
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Good.
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I want you to run to the store for me.
Get a large can of frosting...
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and 15 small bags of M&M's.
Plain, not peanuts.
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They're for your sister.
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That was close.
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- So?
- What?
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What are you going to get Eric
for his birthday?
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I don't know.
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Nothing seems right.
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I want to give him something special.
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He kissed you!
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Get in the car.
Donna, get in the car so we can talk.
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Okay, what happened?
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Jackie, I'm not gonna talk
to you about this.
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Then who are you gonna talk to?
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Okay, we get home
from the Rundgren Concert...
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and I'm sitting on the hood of the car,
and I kissed him.
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French or American?
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I can't believe I'm talking to you about this.
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Guys, no.
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Okay, so...
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Look, I've lived next door to Eric
my entire life...
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and we talk about everything together.
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We love the same music,
we love the Packers.
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Then I kissed him, and everything changed.
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Now I don't know
if he's my boyfriend or best friend.
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If he's my boyfriend,
I'd lose my best friend.
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If I screw it up, I lose both.
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Now I have to get him this gift
and I don't know...
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Donna!
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I've solved it.
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Get him a scented candle.
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A scented candle?
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It's practical and romantic.
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Yeah.
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Hey!
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I have the ball last. I win.
No, you didn't win.
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Yes. I had the ball last and...
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Holy Mother.
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Hello, Laurie.
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Hello, Kelso. Hyde.
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Who is the goddess?
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The goddess is Eric's sister.
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She's not a goddess.
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She's more the earth mother
whore type, which works for me.
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- Laurie.
- Eric.
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Shouldn't you put some clothes on?
Why?
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Aren't you a little cold?
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- No, in fact, I'm hot.
- Then why don't you go upstairs?
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I am waiting for my jeans
to come out of the dryer.
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And I want you to stay off my case.
It'll only take me a minute.
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I don't think Kelso's gonna last that long.
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Too bad. It's not like
I'm completely naked under this.
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I'm wearing underwear. See?
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If we were at the beach,
you wouldn't even notice me.
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If we were at the beach,
Kelso would be in the water right now.
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So, I understand you have the wagon now.
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I want to borrow it tomorrow night.
I need it.
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- Okay. But I need a favor.
- For you? I don't think so.
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Come on.
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Look, just tell Mom
I'm too old for surprise parties.
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But you're the baby,
and Mama loves her baby.
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If you do it,
you can borrow the Vista Cruiser.
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- All night.
- All night?
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Fine.
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Then, it's a deal, baby.
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Your sister wants me.
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I mean, you saw her
coming on to me, right?
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Let him go.
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Remember? I said, "Hello, Laurie."
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And Laurie said...
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Hello, Kelso.
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I'm waiting and I want you. Baby.
Take me now.
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I need it bad. I need it all night.
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And Mama loves her baby.
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I'm completely naked under this.
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And I'm hot for you, Kelso.
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What?
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You didn't see it?
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Get out of the yard!
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So, how's your friend Janice?
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Pregnant.
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She was such a nice girl.
How does that happen?
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First the egg travels
down the fallopian tube to the uterus...
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where it attaches to the wall.
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Eric, for God's sakes,
that's no language for a woman to hear.
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It's okay, Red.
I know what a fallopian tube is.
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I think Mom does, too.
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I just don't like my little
boy bandying those words about.
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You're still my baby.
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Thanks, Mom.
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Laurie?
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Quit staring at your sister
and eat your carrots.
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Yeah, Eric wanted me to tell you
that he thinks he's too old for a party.
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Keys.
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There's no party.
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Laurie, loose lips.
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Laurie, I just remembered:
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I can't loan you the Vista Cruiser
on account of I hate you.
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Laurie, you're not driving the Vista
Cruiser. It's old and undependable.
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It could break down and you'd be at the
mercy of any maniac who came along.
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It's okay for Eric,
but you're taking the Toyota.
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And here's $20.
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Will that cover gas?
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It should. Honey, give her
another $10, just in case.
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You know, I could
probably use some gas money.
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Yeah, and if a frog had wings, he
wouldn't bump his ass when he hops.
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Coming. I'm coming.
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Donna?
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Donna, it's 3:00 a. m. Are you crazy?
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Crazy? Crazy in love with you.
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What is it about you that drives me wild
with passion and desire?
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I am 17 now.
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Shut up, and sit down.
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I have to give you your birthday present.
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It can't wait any longer.
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Close your eyes.
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This is my birthday present?
No, that's my nightgown.
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I'm your present.
Open your eyes, birthday boy.
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Surprise!
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Birthday breakfast.
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And this is it, young man.
A few gifts tonight, the end.
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And it is too late
to change your mind about a party now.
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So don't think you're getting one
or you will be sorely disappointed.
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Happy birthday.
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You know, the lawn's not gonna cut itself.
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Thanks, Mom, Dad.
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Hey, little brother. Nice tent.
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Look, I know what you're all doing here.
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What are you talking about, Eric?
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We're just hanging out. Like always.
Except we're dressed nice.
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But that doesn't mean anything.
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Hi, kids. I need your help with something.
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Jackie, Donna, Michael, Steven...
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young man with an accent,could you give me a hand?
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Not you, Eric.
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God, I can't take it.
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But I...
No.
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No, I...
No.
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Eric? Eric, honey.
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Honey, could you come up here
for a second?
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Shut up. He's coming.
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Surprise!
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Wow!
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I mean, yeah.
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It's an eight-track tape player.
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- I see that.
- Just what you asked for.
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You made such a big deal about it,
I wrote it down.
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- Cassettes. Great. Thanks, Hyde.
- You're welcome.
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Let's put them in the eight-track
and play them.
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It's a hot-shave dispenser.
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He won't need that for a long time.
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- A long time.
- Of course he will. He's almost like a man.
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- I got you something.
- No.
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Donna, help me find my purse. Now.
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Jackie, you didn't even bring a purse.
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You can't give him your present
in front of his guy friends.
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I am one of his guy friends.
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Look, Donna,
I have put a lot of thought into this gift.
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Please do not wreck this for me.
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I'm sorry. I guess I was being selfish.
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It's okay.
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Okay, it's time we disappeared.
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- What? Honey, the party just started.
- That's why we're going over to Bob's.
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- I wanted to give Eric a party.
- And you did.
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You make a mess, you're all grounded.
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You darn kids.
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You know, what if they
run out of ketchup or something.
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Let's go.
Okay. We have more buns...
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and sweet pickles if you don't like the dill.
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Okay, I'd love to stay, but I'm leaving.
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Buy us some beers? We'll pay double.
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Do you really think that beer
will make your little party better?
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Yes.
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I admit it would give
you young people a sense of maturity...
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but it would be a false maturity,
and that would be wrong.
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- So you're not going to do it?
- Of course not.
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Now, I'm going off to join
my legal friends at a party with a keg.
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Bye.
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So, Laurie...
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where's the party?
You know, maybe we'll cruise by later.
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In your dreams, you idiot.
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Okay, you guys had to see that.
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Three fours, I need them.
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Bob is very good at Yahtzee.
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- The liquor cabinet.
- It's locked.
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- What if there's an emergency?
- They'll call.
252
00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:03,200
- What if they run out of chips?
- They'll starve.
253
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I'm gonna fix myself a Tom Collins.
254
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Red?
255
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:10,700
No, Kitty needs one.
I am just so worried.
256
00:16:10,700 --> 00:16:14,700
- My lord. Laurie's leaving.
- Honey, she's in college.
257
00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:16,500
She doesn't want
to hang around with them.
258
00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:19,600
Maybe I should make a call, just in case...
259
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:24,100
Kitty, what could happen?
260
00:16:25,300 --> 00:16:26,800
What could happen?
261
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Plenty could happen.
262
00:16:32,900 --> 00:16:34,500
Plenty.
263
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:40,900
Now that the adults are gone,we can be as bad as we want.
264
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:45,200
Who wants to give Eric a venereal disease?
265
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:49,200
Look. Coasters.
266
00:16:49,300 --> 00:16:51,300
Forget coasters!
267
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Please, fellas...
268
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my mom put out coasters for a reason.
269
00:16:58,500 --> 00:17:02,900
I think I'm gonnaput my drink directly on the furniture.
270
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That way, it will leave a ring.
271
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No!
272
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Why didn't I beg my mother...
273
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to stay?
274
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Quiet, you silly American.
275
00:17:16,300 --> 00:17:18,500
I am making a long distance call...
276
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,500
on your parents'phone.
277
00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:23,200
But that's immoral.
278
00:17:23,600 --> 00:17:25,800
In my country of...
279
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:28,700
Wherever it is I am from, I can never tell.
280
00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,900
Morals get in the way of a good dirty time.
281
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,700
But first, I need to eat some chips.
282
00:17:35,100 --> 00:17:37,400
What? Out of chips?
283
00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:39,900
Now I am mad.
284
00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:41,900
I must shoot something.
285
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:46,300
Not the littlest hobo!
286
00:17:50,400 --> 00:17:54,000
Why?
287
00:17:54,900 --> 00:17:56,600
You're over-reacting.
288
00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:00,600
Kitty, when Valerie went off to school,
I felt the same way...
289
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,300
but this little book of poems helped me.
290
00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:08,200
It's called, "Verses from an empty nest."
291
00:18:08,700 --> 00:18:11,200
Read her that one
about the little bird that lost its way.
292
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Yeah.
293
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,500
"The little bird that once did sing
294
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"is now alone with broken wing"
295
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God.
296
00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,600
Yep, that sounds nice.
297
00:18:23,200 --> 00:18:26,500
- I need a refill.
- But, honey, usually you only drink one.
298
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Tonight I'm having two.
299
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,800
- Wait on the porch, and I'll get Eric.
- It's dark out there.
300
00:18:34,000 --> 00:18:37,000
And you're giving him a candle. Yeah.
301
00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,400
- Here, matches.
- He might not want to light it.
302
00:18:41,300 --> 00:18:43,500
Don't say that. Don't even think it.
303
00:18:43,600 --> 00:18:48,300
Now, when he opens it,
he'll say cool or something.
304
00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,800
And then you give him a look like this.
305
00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,100
- So, what did you get from Donna?
- Nothing, yet.
306
00:19:03,000 --> 00:19:05,000
Maybe it's the big gift.
307
00:19:06,900 --> 00:19:09,400
You know, the really big gift.
308
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:17,300
You guys know what I'm saying
when I say, "the big gift," right?
309
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,300
Yeah, we got it.
310
00:19:20,500 --> 00:19:21,900
And we got it.
311
00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,000
I'm not even from here and I got it.
312
00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:30,300
Eric. Donna's on the porch.
313
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,500
He's getting the big gift!
314
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:42,800
- A sand candle. This is very cool.
- It's nothing.
315
00:19:56,400 --> 00:20:00,400
- Are you okay?
- I'm fine. Yeah.
316
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:04,300
'Cause you had a look
like you might be sick or something.
317
00:20:05,300 --> 00:20:07,800
I am just being completely stupid.
318
00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,700
That's my job.
319
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:15,700
- I was worried about the gift.
- Why? This is a very cool gift.
320
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:19,600
- I'd light it if I had matches.
- Here.
321
00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:24,600
You thought of everything.
322
00:20:24,900 --> 00:20:27,500
Happy birthday.
323
00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,400
Look at this.
324
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:47,100
We never thought to put a candle out here.
325
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:49,700
It is just so romantic.
326
00:20:49,700 --> 00:20:53,900
Let's keep moving.
There's nothing to see out here.
327
00:20:53,900 --> 00:20:55,800
Thanks, Dad.
328
00:20:55,900 --> 00:20:58,800
We have candles in the bedroom,
don't we?
329
00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:09,200
This is it. He's going for it.
330
00:21:10,300 --> 00:21:14,000
- It's his birthday, she should kiss him first.
- She did last time.
331
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:17,900
- What?
- Nothing. Shut up and watch.
332
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:19,900
Come on, Forman, go for it.
333
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,300
The door's open, we can hear you.
334
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,600
We can see you.
335
00:21:28,800 --> 00:21:32,200
Is he kissing her?
None of us can see them, Fez.
336
00:21:32,800 --> 00:21:35,100
Eric, are you kissing her?
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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