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in the sky
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a piece of the pie
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in the kitchen
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on the grill
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in the big leagues
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it's you and me, baby
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with that
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in the sky
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a piece of the pie
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WOMAN ON TV:
Legs, legs, legs, legs.
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Now hips, hips, hips...
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Now arms, two, three,
four. And...
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Reach, reach, reach, reach.
Now stop.
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Well, that concludes our
two-minute warm-up.
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Now we're ready to begin
our workout.
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Okay, Mrs. Jefferson.
You all set?
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Mrs. Jefferson?
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Come on, Mrs. Jefferson,
you ain't that tired.
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Who said I was tired?
I'm not tired.
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Well, good. Because they're
ready to start.
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Hold your arms up.
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Oh, Florence, do we have to?
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Let's turn off the TV and
just relax.
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Mmm-mmm. Not a chance.
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Now, I'm going to
exercise.
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I've been promising myself I
was gonna start for weeks,
and today is the day.
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I'm gonna whip myself
in shape, and get thin,
thin, thin.
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WOMAN ON TV: Now, double time.
One, two, one, two, one, two,
one, two, one, two...
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On second thought,
don't nobody want
a bone but a dog.
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And he don't want it
if there ain't no meat
on it.
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Hey, Weez, you know something?
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It's amazing the way
ideas come.
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I was taking the subway
home from my Queens store,
you know.
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And guess what was staring
down at me?
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Children?
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No. A picture of Miss
Subways.
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You see, every year, they
pick a beautiful girl to
represent Miss Subways.
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So I figured, why not me?
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Well, if you expect to have
any chance at all, you'll have
to shave off the moustache.
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No, Weez. I mean a
Miss Jefferson Cleaners
promotion.
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I mean, everybody will get to
know Jefferson Cleaners.
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Oh, George. I don't know.
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Well, it worked once.
Everybody knows about
the subway.
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Yeah and it's better
than that Valentine's Day
promotion.
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Remember? "Half off
for anybody named Cupid."
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How's this for a promotion?
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Take this dry cleaning
into my bedroom or half off
your next paycheck.
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I'm telling you, Weez,
Miss Jefferson Cleaners
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is gonna be bigger
than the Bicentennial!
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Oh, George, I hate the idea.
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It's just exploiting women
for your own gain.
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You say it like it's bad.
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Look, women have come
a long way.
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And they don't appreciate
being treated as sex objects.
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Why, today we have women
scientists, women governors,
even women astronauts...
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Yeah. But I want somebody
good looking.
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George, don't you understand?
Women don't want to be
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looked at
like pieces of meat?
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Oh, yeah? Then how come
you can walk to the plainest
woman in the world
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and say to her, "You sure
are looking good today,"
and she'd say, "Thank you."
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Oh, go on, George.
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Hey, Florence, you sure are
looking good today.
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Why thank you, Mr. Jefferson.
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Well, George, since you're so
hung up on looks,
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I assume that you're not going
to even bother with anything
like a talent competition.
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Of course there's going to
be a talent competition.
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It'll give the audience a
chance to stretch their legs
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before the swimsuit
competition.
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So you're really going through
with this beauty contest, huh?
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Isn't that the most sexist
thing you ever heard of?
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Absolutely.
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And I got a friend Ernestine,
whose daughter would
be perfect.
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I'm gonna call her.
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Does she look anything
like Ernestine?
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Spitting image.
Great. Have her gallop on by.
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George, having a beauty
contest is a big decision.
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I can't believe that you
didn't talk it over
with me first.
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I am talking to you.
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Every time something important
happens, I talk to you
before I talk to anybody else.
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Mr. J, this beauty contest
of yours is a smashing idea!
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So, I would be the
first person you'd
talk to, huh?
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Hey, I hung a sign
up in Charlie's Bar.
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I didn't talk to nobody.
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What do you want?
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Well, actually I've come
to ask you a favor.
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You see, I have a friend
named Sophia...
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Forget it, Bentley.
I ain't taking no bribes.
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Please, Mr. J. You don't
know how much this
could mean to me.
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What are you talking about?
Have you ever been
in love?
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No.
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George.
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Relax, Weez. I thought he
meant recently.
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But you know what it's
like to yearn
for a woman.
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Well, that's how I feel
about Sophia.
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We've only just recently met,
but I know she's the
one for me.
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She's so sweet,
so pure, so innocent.
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How do you know that?
It says so right in here.
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Look, Bentley, Miss Jefferson
Cleaners has to be more
than just pretty.
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She's gotta have talent.
Oh, Mr. J...
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I mean other than that,
Bentley.
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I can assure you, Mr. J,
there's a lot more to Sophia
than just these pictures.
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She can be so warm,
so intelligent and,
depending upon
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the outcome of this contest,
so affectionate.
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Look, okay. I'll tell you
what, I can't promise
you anything,
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but I'm holding
auditions tonight.
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Can she be here in about
three hours?
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With wings on her feet.
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Well, that's more than she's
wearing in the picture.
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You won't be sorry about
this, Mr. J.
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Ah, listen,
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when they asked her what her
favorite tree was, she said,
"The Christmas."
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Aw.
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George, I appeal to
your sense of decency
one last time.
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Please stop
this beauty contest.
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I can't do that, Weez.
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I've got a bunch of
contestants coming
over here tonight.
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So no matter what I
say you're still going
on with this, right?
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Right.
Even though you know I
disagree with you.
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Weez, I've got to.
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Then in that case, I know this
lovely young lady Dorothy
at the Help Center...
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Oh no, not you too,
Weez.
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She's kind of shy, but if I
ask her I think she would...
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Now, remember, Sophia,
the sole judge of
this contest
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is my very best friend.
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How can I forget?
You keep telling me
every five minutes.
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Okay, ladies, now before we
discuss the contest rules.
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Hi.
Hi.
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Uh, I'd like for you to
take a moment to reflect
on what it means to
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spend a year of your life as
Miss Jefferson Cleaners.
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Anyway...
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The main job for Miss
Jefferson Cleaners is to
symbolize the work we do.
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Clothes come to us
dirty, and soiled,
and when we're done with them
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we send them back
fresh and pure as the
driven snow.
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And that is what I want Miss
Jefferson Cleaners to be,
as pure as the driven snow.
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Now that's honesty.
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But back to the contest.
Now, contestants will not
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be judged on beauty and
talent alone.
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You will also being judged
on essay,
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"What In By Nine,
Out By Five"
means to me.
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Hang in there.
That could be the press.
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Hi, Mr. Jefferson. I'm Terri
Monroe. Ernestine's
daughter.
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What? You're Ernestine's
daughter?
Mmm-hmm.
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Well, you certainly have
her, uh, same number of arms.
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So, tell me, Terri,
what do you do for a living?
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Model or actress?
No, actually,
I go to law school.
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Law school? A girl with
your looks, you could have
been a stewardess.
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But that's okay.
What's done is done.
Come in. Have a seat.
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Okay, now,
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ladies and gentlemen,
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I am the only judge and
the jury.
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And I ain't taking no
bribes or favors.
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You see, I happen to
be a wealthy, handsome,
happily married man.
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And I've never been happier
than at this very moment.
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So,
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I want you to take this
entry form that my happily
married wife will give you,
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into the kitchen to fill out.
Okay?
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Here you are, Dorothy.
Thank you.
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GEORGE: Everybody gets one,
Weez.
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Well, okay,
into the kitchen, girls.
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Sorry, Mr. Bentley.
Contestants only.
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That's a wonderful rule,
Mrs. J.
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I'd better go
and check for imposters.
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Jefferson.
Mr. Whittendale!
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To what do I owe
this honor?
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Well, I'd just like to say
congratulations on your
store's tenth anniversary.
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You're doing so well just at
the time your lease expires.
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Well, thank you, what lease?
Your store's, Jefferson.
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Happy anniversary.
Your new lease.
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Oh, well thank you. I hope
it'll be another 10 years.
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I'm sure.
Oh, and I heard about
your beauty contest.
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I think it's a marvelous idea.
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Oh, thank you very much.
But now about this lease...
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Almost as marvelous as an
idea I had,
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making my niece
the winner.
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Your niece? Look, I'm sorry,
Mr. Whittendale but
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I'm running this contest
honestly and on the level.
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Jefferson!
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Anyway, I asked her down
here to meet you.
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Cherry!
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Is this gonna take long?
I've got a friend whose
stitches I gotta take out.
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Uh, Mr. Whittendale, can
I speak to you a minute
in private.
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Certainly. Cherry,
you stand right here.
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And put away that cigar.
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You'll set off the
smoke alarm.
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Look, Mr. Whittendale,
with all due respect to
you and your niece,
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what did you say her
name was, Scary?
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Cherry.
Well, whatever.
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But, uh, you see,
I decided to run this
contest a different way.
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Um, I just wanted Miss
Jefferson Cleaners to be a
little more, well, cleaner.
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I mean, not that there's
anything wrong with Cherry,
you understand.
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I mean, I'm sure she's
a lovely, sweet, charming...
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Oh, come off it, Jefferson.
She's refuse.
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Yes sir, she is.
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But the winner nonetheless.
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I don't mean to mean to throw
a wrench into things,
Jefferson.
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But Cherry has to win
for private, personal reasons.
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Oh, because of the
psychological effect
it may have on her?
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No. I'm thinking of my life.
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And the creative ways my wife
will find to end it if Cherry
doesn't win.
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Look, Mr. Whittendale,
I'm sorry.
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But I've gotta run the contest
the way I want.
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I understand.
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That is just exactly the
way I run my buildings.
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You know, she might make a
good Miss Jefferson Cleaners.
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Thank you, Jefferson.
In the meantime,
I'll hold on to this.
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And you hold on to that.
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So, Cherry, tell me,
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why do you want, to be
Miss Jefferson Cleaners?
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What difference does it make?
I'm gonna win anyway.
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Well, you've got poise,
I'll give you that.
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CHERRY: Are we through?
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Look, just one more thing.
Um...
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For the sake of the contest,
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you will be given a three
minutes to do some kind
of a talent thing.
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Do you have some talent?
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Yeah. I got talent.
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Well, can we talk about it?
I mean there might be kids
at the show, you know.
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Well, girls we'll see you
next week.
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And there will be
no favoritism.
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And everything will be on
the up and up.
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So Dorothy, good luck and
for the rest of you,
goodbye.
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Sophia, I'm sorry
I corrected your entry form.
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But where it said "eyes,"
they meant what color,
not how many.
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Uh, George, what is this?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Weez, I forgot to tell you,
this is Cherry.
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She's one of
the beauty contestants.
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I'm not just a contestant,
okay. I'm the winner.
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Well, that's a very
good attitude.
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Because if you don't think
you're going to win,
then no one will.
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I know I'm gonna win.
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My uncle just bought this guy.
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Right, bro?
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George, can I see you
for a moment?
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No.
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George!
Okay, okay.
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Look, while you're gone,
I'm just going to be
setting up my talent, okay?
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Good.
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00:14:08,226 --> 00:14:10,194
Hey. This talent of yours.
Does it have any fire in it?
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No.
Go ahead.
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Hey. Yeah?
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George, what does she
mean, that her uncle
bought this guy?
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I'll explain it to you
later, Weez.
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Where are you going?
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I said I'll explain it to
you later. Not now.
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Spill it, George.
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Who is her uncle?
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Mr. Whittendale.
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I should've known.
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00:14:34,287 --> 00:14:36,668
Look, Weezy, he said he's
gonna tear up my lease
if she wasn't the winner.
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Lease or no lease,
you're responsibility to run
this contest fairly.
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I'm running it fairly.
The only difference between
my contest is that
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I picked the winner first.
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And she says she has talent.
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CHERRY: Ready!
See? Everybody's got some
kind of a talent.
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Weezy, look.
She's gonna be all right.
Look, I promise.
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I've seen it done with
eight dominoes,
but never ten.
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Thank you, thank you,
contestant number four.
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MRS. JEFFERSON:
Encore! Encore!
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Thank you, contestant
number four.
That was very inspirational.
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Why, thank you.
Say what?
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I said thank you.
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Sorry, I couldn't hear you.
Moving right along to our
next contestant,
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Miss Cherry Whitten...
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And Cherry will show us her,
well, we'll see. Cherry, it's
all yours.
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I knew that last week.
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No, I mean it's time
to perform.
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Oh, okay. I'll need a
couple of minutes to
set up.
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That should give everybody a
chance to cop a major buzz.
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Yes, guys, she's single.
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Cherry'll be with you
in a moment.
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George, now you know my
feelings about this.
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Now I want this contest
to be run fairly.
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Is there any
chance of you
surprising me?
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No.
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Charlie, will you give me
a double, please?
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Sure, Mr. Jefferson.
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00:16:20,358 --> 00:16:21,981
Look, Charlie. I need
some help with
this contest.
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Oh, Mr. Jefferscn,
not to worry.
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I mean no matter who you pick
your cleaners will be
well represented.
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Unless of course you wind up
with that lox on stage
by mistake.
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Hey, is that any way
to talk about
Miss Jefferson Cleaners?
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What? Oh, wait a minute,
I get it, if she's the winner,
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she must have one
hell of a talent, right?
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00:16:55,635 --> 00:16:58,327
Go on, Charlie, you think
anybody's gonna believe
that that's talent?
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Not the way I water
down my drinks here.
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Okay, now I'm going for
a new North American
record, 12 dominoes.
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What moxey!
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Mr. Jefferson, why her?
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I'll give you a hint, Charlie,
her last name is Whittendale.
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00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:23,525
Oh, Whittendale, uh-huh.
Hey Mr. Jefferson,
between you and me,
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00:17:23,663 --> 00:17:25,596
I mean, don't you think
it's about time you told
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Whittendale to stop
pushing you around.
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00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,255
I mean so the guys got
money and power.
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00:17:29,393 --> 00:17:31,015
But it's up to guys like you
and me to show him he's
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no different from the
rest of us.
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00:17:32,879 --> 00:17:34,708
I mean he owns this building,
right? Who cares?
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00:17:34,846 --> 00:17:36,641
Me, I treat him like
any other customer.
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00:17:36,779 --> 00:17:38,126
Bartender, another drink.
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00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:39,541
Yes sir, Mr. Whittendale, sir.
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00:17:41,612 --> 00:17:45,167
Premium scotch, sir,
on the rocks and, of course,
on the house.
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00:17:45,305 --> 00:17:49,344
And may I say sir, that's a
beautiful tie you're wearing
tonight, sir...
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All right, so sue me.
I like the guy.
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A lot of help you are.
I know what I've gotta do.
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00:17:55,384 --> 00:17:58,249
Mr. J, Now I know
you're terribly busy
emceeing and judging.
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00:17:58,387 --> 00:18:00,355
But if I might have a word
with you, just a word?
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00:18:00,493 --> 00:18:02,184
Yeah?
Pleeease!
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00:18:02,322 --> 00:18:04,221
Get out of my way.
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00:18:04,359 --> 00:18:06,844
Very good, Cherry.
All right.
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Cherry, ladies and
gentlemen. Okay, now,
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moving right along to our
final contestant,
Miss Terri Monroe...
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Look, Terri,
you can throw in the towel,
if you want,
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00:18:18,407 --> 00:18:20,306
I mean that domino act is
a pretty tough act to follow.
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00:18:20,444 --> 00:18:22,549
Oh, no, Mr. Jefferson.
I'll sing.
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Okay.
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Here she is singing.
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Shh...
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was there
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steady rain
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Thank you.
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Terri Monroe.
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Okay, now ladies and
gentlemen.
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I'll tabulate the votes and
pick the winner. Thank you.
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Oh boy, Terri?
Yes, Mr. Jefferson?
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00:20:06,239 --> 00:20:09,587
Look Terri, I just wanted
you to know that as I far as
I'm concerned,
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you can win any
beauty contest.
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00:20:11,451 --> 00:20:13,039
That's very sweet of you...
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00:20:13,177 --> 00:20:14,247
But not this one.
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00:20:14,385 --> 00:20:15,869
You see, I'm in a
kind of a jam.
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00:20:16,007 --> 00:20:17,595
I know all about
your lease, Mr. Jefferson.
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00:20:17,733 --> 00:20:19,563
Florence explained the
situation to me.
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00:20:19,701 --> 00:20:23,394
She did?
Yeah, and I understand what
you have to do.
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Then, why'd you compete?
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00:20:24,982 --> 00:20:27,778
Because it's fun.
And if people'll listen,
I love to sing.
334
00:20:27,916 --> 00:20:29,607
But anyway, thanks for
the chance.
335
00:20:29,745 --> 00:20:31,747
And I sure hope your publicity
works out for you.
336
00:20:31,885 --> 00:20:32,921
Why, thanks.
337
00:20:33,059 --> 00:20:35,234
It really was fun.
Oh, good.
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00:20:40,273 --> 00:20:46,037
Okay, now, will the five
finalists please come
up on stage?
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Okay, now.
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The judge, that's me,
has made the decision.
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Okay...
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We'll begin with our
second runner-up,
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Miss Sophia LaRue and Binky.
344
00:21:20,002 --> 00:21:22,004
Now, wait, Sophia, Binky!
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00:21:22,142 --> 00:21:23,661
Best friend, huh?
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00:21:23,799 --> 00:21:25,456
But the 12 dominoes, I mean...
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Twelve dominoes...
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And the first runner-up, who
will perform all the duties
of Miss Jefferson Cleaners
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should the winner be
unable to complete
her reign is...
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Miss Dorothy Taylor.
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I'm so excited!
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And now the moment we've
all been waiting for...
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the winner, the new Miss
Jefferson Cleaners 1984 is...
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Miss...
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Terri Monroe!
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Jefferson!
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00:22:10,674 --> 00:22:12,400
Oh, shut up!
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00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:23,721
Now, George, calm down.
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00:22:23,859 --> 00:22:28,830
I'm sure once Mr. Whittendale
thinks about all this for
awhile, he'll understand.
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00:22:28,968 --> 00:22:31,039
He's not going to
throw you out.
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00:22:31,177 --> 00:22:33,386
He tore up my lease and threw
it in the air, Weez.
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00:22:35,664 --> 00:22:39,358
Well, you don't want
to rent from
a litterbug anyway.
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00:22:42,153 --> 00:22:44,052
Jefferson.
Look, Mr. Whittendale!
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The reason...
Save it.
365
00:22:46,365 --> 00:22:50,265
I've already taken the liberty
of drawing up another lease.
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00:22:50,403 --> 00:22:52,957
Beg your pardon?Ugh. You amaze me, Jefferson.
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00:22:53,095 --> 00:22:54,580
I tried to intimidate you.
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00:22:54,718 --> 00:22:57,514
But you weren't afraid
to stand up to me.
I admire that.
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00:22:57,652 --> 00:22:59,826
Well, Mr. Whittendale,
that's the kind of guy I am.
I mean, I'm not...
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00:22:59,964 --> 00:23:01,897
Quiet.
Yes, sir.
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00:23:03,485 --> 00:23:06,281
Actually, it was my wife who
insisted that Cherry win.
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00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:08,835
She and Cherry have been
spoiled their entire lives.
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00:23:08,973 --> 00:23:11,907
But you showed them that
things don't always
go their way.
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00:23:12,045 --> 00:23:15,186
That some people
just can't be bought,
and I admire that too.
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00:23:15,324 --> 00:23:17,430
So if you wouid just
sign these...
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00:23:17,568 --> 00:23:19,363
Ha, sure!
377
00:23:21,676 --> 00:23:25,231
Well, Mr. Whittendale, I just
hope this hasn't caused
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00:23:25,369 --> 00:23:27,509
too much of a problem
within your family.
379
00:23:27,647 --> 00:23:29,304
Oh, no. Not at all.
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00:23:29,442 --> 00:23:33,998
In any case, they'll just have
to learn that nobody rides
for free in this life.
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00:23:34,136 --> 00:23:35,828
Not even a Whittendale.
382
00:23:35,966 --> 00:23:38,486
Well, I can understand
their disappointment.
383
00:23:38,624 --> 00:23:41,316
Maybe I could invite them
for coffee and explain.
384
00:23:41,454 --> 00:23:44,871
Don't bother. They were so
upset over Cherry's
having lost,
385
00:23:45,009 --> 00:23:48,219
I had to send the two of them
on a Caribbean cruise
for a month.
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00:23:48,910 --> 00:23:50,221
Thank you.
387
00:23:50,359 --> 00:23:53,397
Uh, but then aren't they
riding for free after all?
388
00:23:53,535 --> 00:23:58,471
No, they're not. I added the
cost of the cruise to your
husband's rent.
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Paragraph two, Section seven,
Clause three.
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Welcome back, Jefferson.
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