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X-timestamp-map=local:00:00:00.000,mpegts:9000
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[ thunder crashing ]
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[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
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>> it's alive!
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>> in a survival situation, you
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Can find water inside of a
Cactus.
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[ shink! ]
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[ funky music plays ]
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>> oh, I just can't figure this
Thing out.
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What's a vdv anyway?
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>> how about now, grandma?!
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>> oh, I see, this is the port
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For the hdmi jack and not the
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Output for the coaxial cable
Interface.
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>> right it is.
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>> [ australian accent ] From
The makers of guitar hero comes
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A new game where the fun just
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Didgeri-don't stop!
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Get ready for "Didgeridoo hero."
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Rock amazing concerts on the
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Sun-swept plains of australia...
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[ didgeridoo plays ]
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>> blow it!
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Blow that didge!
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>> do the didge!
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>> you're the best, dude!
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>> [ australian accent ] Master
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The art of didgeridoo to
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Classics like, "Ho ho the banyan
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Tree," "That's not a knife," and
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Metallica's "Enter sandman."
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[ didgeridoo plays ]
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[ glass shatters ]
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[ dogs bark, cats yowls ]
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[ car alarm sounds ]
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Order now and get a free tube of
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Aboriginee face paint made from
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Iron ore and duck droppings!
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[ didgeridoo plays ]
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Go buy "Didgeridoo hero!"
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Anyone can didgeri-do it!
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>> send in the next candidate
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For building the bomb.
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>> great scott!
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My name is dr. Emmett brown.
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My résumé is in here somewhere.
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>> "Attended m.I.T., inventor,
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Professor."
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It says here you're inventing a
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Time machine?
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>> not to worry.
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It doesn't run on plutonium.
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Definitely don't need plutonium
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For the time machine.
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>> your crazy hair makes you
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Look smart, like einstein.
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[ chuckles ]
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But einstein was a jew!
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>> that's why I named the dog
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Einstein.
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[ laughs nervously ]
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>> oh, that's good.
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>> I've actually been sending
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Einstein on some trial runs in
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The time machine that needs
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Plutonium --
doesn't need
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Plutonium.
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I don't have a time machine.
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Now let me ask you a question
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About the plutonium.
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Does it fit in the engine valve
Of a 1982 delorean?
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>> I like this guy.
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>> I have a good feeling about
Him, too.
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Congratulations!
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We have chosen you to build the
Bomb!
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>> great!
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Let me just get that plutonium
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And I'll be back in five minutes
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With your bomb.
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And here you go.
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Here's your bomb.
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Nice working with you guys!
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See you later.
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>> hey, this looks exactly like
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The pinball machine from the
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Staff lounge.
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>> damn it!
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>> let it be known that I died
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For your -- whoa!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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>> you're not like the other
Boys, edward.
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>> that's because I'm actually
109 years old.
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And all that time, I've been
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Waiting for you, bella.
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>> [ sighing ] Oh!
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[ horns honking ]
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Uh, do you know the speed
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Limit's like 65?
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>> do you know that every time
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You get behind the wheel of a
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Car you're driving a lethal
Weapon?
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>> I love you.
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[ honking continues ]
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>> bella says you've got crazy
Powers.
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That true?
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>> sure is.
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Try this on for size.
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>> whoa! Two bits!
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You should be an accountant.
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You've got a real head for
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Money.
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>> ...And the bishop was charged
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With statutory rape due to the
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Girl's young age.
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>> ugh, isn't that so
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Disgusting?
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>> meh.
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>> I bet he eats dinner at 4:00.
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>> cut it out, molly!
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You're ruining it!
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>> hello, I'm lady gaga.
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Are you sick of boring,
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Run-of-the-mill babysitters?
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Then maybe it's time for
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Goo-goo gaga, the premiere
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Avant-garde babysitting service
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From gaga.
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The evening's entertainment
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Begins with song, dance, and
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Tribal masks.
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When you return home, you'll
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Find your baby sleeping soundly,
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Dangling from the ceiling,
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Covered in menstrual blood.
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I'm wearing a diaper made of
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Dirty angel farts.
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Ooh la la.
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Goo-goo gaga.
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>> there are sides to me that
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You'll never understand.
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>> more of your favorite fried
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Pterodactyl, fred?
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>> yabba dabba...
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>> yes or no.
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[ flying saucer hums ]
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[ crash! ]
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>> hello, I'm the great gazoo!
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>> aah!
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I-I-it's a god!
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It's a green god!
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H-here, take her!
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Take my wife!
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[ yoink! ]
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>> please, there are children
Present.
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>> he wants our children!
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Forgive me, betty!
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>> whoa, whoa!
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I'm no roman polanski.
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>> then let this animal
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Sacrifice appease your holy
Rage!
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>> [ barks, gurgles ]
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>> I-I just wanted to go on
Adventures.
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>> our god is weak!
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Kill it! Kill it!
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>> [ crying ]
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What an unfitting end for such
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An important peripheral
Character.
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>> yabba dabba [bleep] You!
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>> [ straining ]
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[ funky music plays ]
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[ cheering ]
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[ laughter ]
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>> you ever notice how
red bone
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Marrow performs hematopoiesis
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Like this --
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[ dainty voice ] Oh, I'm eating
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A little bit of blood.
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I'll have a little of that.
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[ normal voice ] But
brown bone
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Marrow performs hematopoiesis
00:05:49.148 --> 00:05:49.882 line:85% position:23% size:25%
Like this!
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[ aggressive voice ] Oh!
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Oh, yeah!
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[ munching ]
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[ telephone rings ]
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>> chuck!
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It's your cousin,
marvin berry.
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You know that new sound you've
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Been looking for?
00:06:01.360 --> 00:06:02.495 line:85% position:38% size:53%
Well, listen to this!
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>> that's "Johnny b. Goode"!
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I just laid it down last week!
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Mother [bleep] Stole my song!
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Keep him there!
00:06:07.834 --> 00:06:08.835 line:85% position:35% size:50%
I'm 15 minutes away!
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[ receiver slams ]
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[ door slams ]
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>> chuck?
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You gonna pee on me or what?
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>> and if one of your kids
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Accidentally sets fire to the
Living room rug --
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>> who's the mother [bleep]
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Been stealin' my songs?!
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>> chuck berry?!
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>> how the [bleep] Do you know
My name, man?!
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>> you're only one of the
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Biggest rock stars in history.
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>> mm, really?
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>> oh, hey, there.
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How you doin', young lady?
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>> [ moans ]
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[ twinkle! ]
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>> all right!
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>> oy, my tuchas!
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Ethel! Ethel!
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>> oh, shlomo, shlomo!
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You won't believe this tsuris!
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We've got moths!
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>> oy...Vey.
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[ funky music plays ]
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>> are you a dog?
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[ dog barks inquisitively ]
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How many times has this happened
To you?
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You're out on the street.
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Then a dog you know walks by.
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But before you can finish your
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Conversation, your owner drags
You away.
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Not anymore.
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[ dog barks inquisitively ]
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Veringular announces the new
Dogphone.
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[ dogs barking ]
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[ dog barking ]
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[ dog barking ]
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[ dogs barking ]
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And that's not all.
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Dogphone now comes with free
Voicemail.
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>> you have 37 messages.
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[ beep ]
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[ dog barking ]
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Veringular -- bringing dogs
Together.
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[ engine roaring ]
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[ crash! ]
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[ dolphin chatters, gasps ]
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[ monitor beeps ]
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>> [ gasps ]
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Not so [bleep] Smart now, are
We?
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I am going baaaaack to the sea!
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Back to the sea!
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[ thunder crashes ]
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>> great scott!
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I'm all out of plutonium.
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How am I ever going to generate
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Enough gigawatts to get home
Again?
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Great scott!
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Can you turn that up?
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>> ♪ jiggawhat? ♪
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♪ jiggawho? ♪
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>> is that huey lewis?
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>> no, man.
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>> chuck berry?
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Zz top, maybe?
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>> that's jay-z, man.
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>> that's famous enough for me.
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And apparently he's got the
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Gigawatts I need!
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>> it's the roc!
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Yeah.
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>> with the doc!
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>> ♪ jigga on the future flow ♪
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♪ got you unravelin' ♪
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♪ you stuck in the present ♪
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♪ jigga time-travelin' ♪
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♪ "J" on that next-ish ♪
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♪ you move slow-mo ♪
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♪ came out the lexus ♪
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♪ hopped in the de-lo ♪
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♪ movin' so fast ♪
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♪ you be askin', "Why, kid?" ♪
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♪ go back in the past ♪
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♪ love your moms
Like mcfly did ♪
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>> ♪ rappers better head home ♪
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♪ else it'll be a massacre ♪
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♪ all you got's a microphone ♪
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>> ♪ we got flux capacitor ♪
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>> ♪ you can let a gun blow ♪
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♪ oh, but you'll never test
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Shawn we already know, got ♪
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>> ♪ bulletproof vests on ♪
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>> ♪ you can never catch us ♪
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♪ you be movin' so slow ♪
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>> ♪ we escaped the libyans ♪
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>> ♪ going double ocho ♪
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♪ yeah ♪
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♪ done that, been there ♪
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♪ all over the timeline ♪
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♪ two m.C.'s squared equals "E,"
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Dog, einstein ♪
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[ dog barks ]
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That dog okay?
00:09:17.356 --> 00:09:19.926 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start
>> he's more of a guinea pig
Than a dog.
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>> yo, "B," hit 'em with that
Futuristic hook!
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>> ♪ our future's bri-I-I-ght ♪
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>> so hot!
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>> ♪ your future's no-o-o-ot ♪
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>> great scott!
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>> ♪ we got those jumpin',
00:09:30.803 --> 00:09:32.104 line:85% position:48% size:73%
Jumpin', jumpin' jiggawatts ♪
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>> ♪ jiggawatts ♪
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>> jiggawatt?
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>> ♪ we're hotter than ♪
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>> ♪ 1.21 ♪
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>> that's a lot! [ laughs ]
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>> ♪ we've got those jumpin',
00:09:42.048 --> 00:09:43.616 line:85% position:48% size:73%
Jumpin', jumpin' jiggawatts ♪
00:09:43.683 --> 00:09:44.951 line:85% position:45% size:68%
>> ♪ jiggawatt? Jiggawho? ♪
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>> ♪ invested my money right ♪
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♪ there's nothin'
I can't afford ♪
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♪ you can try to skate through
Life ♪
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♪ hova got a hoverboard ♪
00:09:52.325 --> 00:09:53.893 line:85% position:43% size:65%
♪ so crisp, take a whiff ♪
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♪ rock my calvin's on tour ♪
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♪ you be smellin' like biff ♪
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>> whoa! I hate manure!!
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>> ♪ fulfill my density ♪
00:10:01.300 --> 00:10:02.935 line:85% position:48% size:75%
♪ now we in the trigger spot ♪
00:10:03.002 --> 00:10:04.637 line:85% position:40% size:58%
>> jay, time to hit me!
00:10:04.704 --> 00:10:05.871 line:85% position:43% size:65%
>> ♪ I'll give you all the
00:10:05.938 --> 00:10:06.872 line:85% position:25% size:30%
Jiggawatts ♪
00:10:06.939 --> 00:10:09.542 line:85% position:35% size:48%
[ thunder crashes ]
00:10:09.608 --> 00:10:11.444 line:85% position:25% size:30%
Yeah, jigga.
00:10:11.510 --> 00:10:13.713 line:85% position:48% size:75%
I know who's gonna win the nba
00:10:13.779 --> 00:10:15.381 line:85% position:38% size:53%
Championship in 2035.
00:10:15.448 --> 00:10:17.383 line:85% position:43% size:65%
You may not even be alive.
00:10:17.450 --> 00:10:18.384 line:85% position:23% size:25%
[ laughs ]
00:10:18.451 --> 00:10:20.119 line:85% position:38% size:55%
I know your grandkids'
00:10:20.186 --> 00:10:21.087 line:85% position:23% size:25%
Grandkids.
00:10:21.153 --> 00:10:23.022 line:85% position:30% size:40%
I'm so official!
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>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
00:10:29.061 --> 00:10:30.162 line:10% position:38% size:53%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
00:10:30.229 --> 00:10:31.630 line:10% position:50% size:78%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
00:10:32.365 --> 00:10:33.432 line:10% position:38% size:53%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
00:10:33.499 --> 00:10:34.433 line:10% position:38% size:53%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
00:10:34.500 --> 00:10:35.935 line:10% position:50% size:78%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
00:10:36.002 --> 00:10:36.602 line:10% position:25% size:28%
Bawk bawk ♪
00:10:36.669 --> 00:10:37.670 line:10% position:38% size:53%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
00:10:37.737 --> 00:10:38.738 line:10% position:38% size:53%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
00:10:38.804 --> 00:10:40.272 line:10% position:50% size:78%
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
00:10:40.339 --> 00:10:40.940 line:10% position:25% size:28%
Bawk bawk ♪
00:10:41.007 --> 00:10:42.875 line:10% position:28% size:35%
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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