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X-timestamp-map=local:00:00:00.000,mpegts:9000
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[ thunder crashing ]
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[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
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>> it's alive!
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>> gentlemen, what you're about
To see must not leave this room.
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[ snaps fingers ]
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>> dallas, 1963!
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There is a cat!
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Moscow, 1991!
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There is a cat!
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Here are some stairs!
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There is a cat!
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New orleans, 2005!
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There is a cat!
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>> so, what we're seeing is that
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We're being observed or
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Manipulated by a cat.
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>> or a number of cats.
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>> what can we do about it?
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>> nothing!
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You can do nothing!
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[ all screaming ]
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>> all: goodbye, harry!
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>> [ grunts sadly ]
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[ grunts loudly ]
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>> oh, my god!
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Are you okay?
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>> [ grunts sleepily ]
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Ugh?
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>> oh, hi, you're awake.
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I'm sally williams.
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Sorry about hitting you.
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>> oh, uh-huh.
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>> and then my second boyfriend
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Ever, lorenzo, what an
Egomaniac.
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I mean, all he cared about was
Lacrosse.
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Why don't guys call you back
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The next day?
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>> [ groans ]
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>> I mean, I am so tired of
Playing games.
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Okay, you know what makes me
Laugh?
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>> unh?
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>> how guys don't know when
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Women are faking orgasms.
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>> huh?
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>> [ scoffs ] You don't know
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What I'm talking about?
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[ moaning ] Oh! Ohhhh! Ohhhhh!
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>> [ grunting ]
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>> oh! Oh!
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>> [ grunts furiously ]
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>> oh, whoa!
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Okay, harry, whoa!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Okay.
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Okay, it's okay.
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>> [ panting ]
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Easy. Relax.
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>> and what will you have?
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>> I'm good.
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>> so, we've been married for 10
Years.
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A lot of my friends think it's
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Weird, me [bleep] A bigfoot.
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But love is blind, right?
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>> [ sniffs ]
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>> you're -- you're not gonna
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Eat that meatball sandwich out
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In the open are you?
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Be careful!
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>> [ grunts ]
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[ tone sounds ]
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[ grunting ]
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[ tone sounds ]
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[ baby cooing ]
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>> oh, she's just so precious!
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Who's precious?
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Yes, you are!
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Oh! Oh. Ugh.
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>> ahhhhh.
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[ turtle munching ]
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>> see you jizzbags later!
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>> when "Lord of the rings"
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Author j.R.R. Tolkien passed on,
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Many thought middle earth had
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Come to an end.
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But recently researchers found
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A half-finished manuscript --
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A sequel to "Lord of the rings."
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When, on direct orders
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From tolkien's will,
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His 6-year-old grandson,
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J.R.R. Tolkien junior jr.,
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Finished the novel and the movie
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Was made, fans hoped
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Middle earth would rise again.
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Here now we present a
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Never-before-seen sneak peak of
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"Lord of the rings: the final
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Journey."
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[ somber flute music plays ]
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>> oh, merry, I miss
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Mr. Frodo already.
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>> me too, pippin.
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Frodo was a dear, dear friend.
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I like to eat poop.
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Hey, look, it's gandalf!
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[ horse whinnies ]
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>> merry, pippin...
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We are not safe!
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A dark menace rises to the east.
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Duckies go "Quack."
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Cows go "Moo."
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[ moo! ]
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I want ice cream.
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[ oink! ]
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Verily, will you hobbits join
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My quest?
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>> both: yes, mr. Gandalf.
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>> what about you,
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Hannah montana?
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>> ♪ I like macaroni
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And cheese ♪
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>> I want poop!
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These f-16s will take us as
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Far as the erendor river, then
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We'll have to find the bridge of
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Larakaei.
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>> quickly!
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Everyone make jet noises with
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Your mouth!
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[ all imitating jets whooshing ]
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>> moo!
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>> the 3-headed peanut butter
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And jelly monster is too
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Powerful, and I like to eat
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Poop, poop, poop, poop, poop,
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Poop, poop, poop, poop!
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>> I don't want to do my
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Homework.
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>> let's all sing "The muffin
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Man."
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>> all: ♪ oh, do you know the
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Muffin man? ♪
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♪ the muffin man,
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The muffin man ♪
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♪ oh, do you know the muffin ♪
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[ zip! Sproing! Zoom! Zing! ]
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[ chattering and growling ]
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[ meow! ]
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You shall not poop, poop, poop,
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Poop, poop, poop!
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>> I'm sorry. What the --
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[ tone sounds ]
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>> [ screams ]
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>> aah! Get it off!
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>> [ groans ]
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[ groaning ] Uh-oh.
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[ groaning ]
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[ whistle! ]
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Aaaaah!
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[ thud! ]
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Waaaaah!
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[ smack! ]
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[ panting ]
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Aaaaah!
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[ whistle! ]
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Aah! [ grunts ]
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[ whistle! ]
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Aaah!
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[ grunting ]
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Aaaaaaaah...
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[ splat! Crash! ]
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>> [ screaming ]
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[ dialing ]
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>> [ speaking alien language ]
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[ both grunt ]
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>> [ groans ]
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[ breathing heavily ]
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[ siren wails ]
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[ tires screech ]
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[ crash! ]
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[ door hinges creak ]
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>> my name is murray and ain't
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Nobody gonna tell me how to
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Conjugate verbs!
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>> hi, I'm steve.
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>> hey. Rachel.
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>> so, what's your major?
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>> philosophy.
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>> oh, lots of demand for that
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In the workplace, huh?
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[ record scratches ]
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>> clear the area!
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This is hurt locker.
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Got a guy just stepped on a land
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Mine.
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>> actually, my father had a
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Philosophy degree.
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>> okay, buddy.
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Just stay calm.
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>> oh, he must be very proud of
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You.
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>> that's it. Steady.
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>> actually, he's dead.
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>> oh, my god!
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It's clicked and ready to blow!
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I've only got seconds to defuse
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This!
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>> "I'm sorry to hear that."
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>> good.
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>> "It must have been hard."
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>> hang in there. Hang on.
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>> how did he die?
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>> he couldn't get a job, and he
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Killed himself.
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>> don't you [bleep] Move, man!
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>> [ muffled laughing ]
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[ laughing ]
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>> I'm sorry, man!
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I'm sorry!
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I just wasn't good enough.
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>> w-what?!
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Nooooooooooo!
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>> get back!
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>> rock biter?
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I've lost my luck dragon,
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And I --
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>> they look like big, strong
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Hands, don't they?
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That's what I always thought.
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But my little friends --
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I couldn't hold onto them.
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>> that's terrible, but falcor
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Needs me, and I --
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>> the nothing pulled them right
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Out of my hands -- my big,
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Strong, good hands.
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>> you know, the more you talk
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About how great your hands are,
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The harder it is to believe you
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Couldn't hold on to your
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Friends.
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>> I was hoping the soliloquy
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About my hands would keep you
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From asking any questions.
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>> yeah, I was almost getting
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Choked up, but then I was like,
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"What?
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Rock biter's talking way too
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Much about his hands, yo."
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>> they all bullied me pretty
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Bad.
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Replace the "R" in my name with
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A "C" and you're getting a good
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Idea of what I put up with.
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Yeah, I didn't even try to hold
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On to them, actually.
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I just watched them and waved.
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>> I don't have time for a
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neverending story.
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>> [ chuckles ] Good one.
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High-five.
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>> not on your life.
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>> uh, meow.
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I need a gun and make sure it
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Holds nine bullets. Meow.
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>> ♪ I was born in the world
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Of video games ♪
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>> ♪ and I've been lonely
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Ever since ♪
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♪ everyone's trying to
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Save the princess ♪
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♪ but who's gonna save
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The prince? ♪
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♪ I'm the first person in
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A video game ♪
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♪ to admit I like
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The pole position ♪
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♪ so I'm calling other gay
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Characters to join me in my
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Mission to come out and say ♪
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>> all: you're gay!
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>> ♪ I'm zangief ♪
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♪ what a relief
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To say I like guy-on-guy ♪
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♪ you used to watch me
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Stick guys in my crotch ♪
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>> [ muffled ] Hyuken?
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>> ♪ and now you understand
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Why ♪
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>> all: I'm gay!
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>> ♪ I am cloud strife,
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Don't have a wife ♪
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>> all: ♪ his strife! ♪
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>> ♪ my final fantasy is
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To wear women's clothes ♪
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♪ hot tub with bros
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And give them my h.P. ♪
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Uh, that means "Hard penis."
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>> all: we're gay!
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>> ♪ I'm parappa the rappa,
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And I'm filled with love ♪
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♪ my friend p.J.
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Gives me a big hug ♪
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♪ and I squeeze real hard,
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And I "Hold on tight" ♪
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♪ but he pushes me away 'cause
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He thinks it's not right ♪
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>> ♪ please don't judge,
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I pack the fudge ♪
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♪ I chase ghosts
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Down the halls ♪
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You never guessed? ♪
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>> yes!
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>> ♪ I'm obsessed ♪
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>> obsessed!
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>> ♪ with munching on
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The balls ♪
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Ooh!
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>> ♪ we're finally proud
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To say "We're gay!" ♪
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♪ plug your controller in and
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Let's begin ♪
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♪ to start a brand-new day ♪
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♪ play with your wii, grab your
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Sexbox, gaystation 3 ♪
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♪ and maybe you'll see that
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It's okay to be as gay as ♪
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>> me!
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[ applause ]
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>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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