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X-timestamp-map=local:00:00:00.000,mpegts:9000
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[ thunder crashing ]
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[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
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>> it's alive!
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>> and you are one word away
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From winning.
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Here is your final password.
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>> okay, this is something
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Really small.
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>> a hobbit?
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>> uh, no.
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Um...It gets hot.
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It burns things.
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>> I know -- smaug the dragon.
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>> no!
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Forget it. Pass.
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>> you shall not pass.
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>> yes, pass!
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Pass!
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>> you shall not pass.
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>> pass, damn it!
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>> you shall not pass!
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[ laughs ] I'm just kidding.
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I'm an all-seeing wizard, and
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The word is "Toaster."
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[ ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! ]
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>> [ weakly ] I love you all so
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Much.
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>> grandma, don't go!
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It's okay, child.
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I'm gonna be with jesus.
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I'm comin', lord.
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>> [ shouts ]
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>> aah!
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>> hey, hey, hey, man!
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What's the deal?
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>> what?
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Just doin' the old jobbarino.
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>> she was ascending to heaven
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Peacefully!
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And you just --
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>> reaped the [bleep] Out of
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Her!
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Yeah, buddy!
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>> dad!
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Why do we even need a grim
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Reaper?
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He's not in the bible!
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>> yes, I am.
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>> uh, no.
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There's a personification of
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Death in the bible, but he sure
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Doesn't look like some [bleep]
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Cartoon character.
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>> well, I suppose jesus has a
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Point.
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Gladys, what do you think?
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>> oh, it is not my place to
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Judge, lord.
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>> oh, stop fronting, gladys!
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>> now, now, gladys.
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This is no time for modesty.
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>> I kind of think dying is
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Scary enough without a robed
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Skeleton with a knife popping
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Out at you.
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>> thank you!
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>> fine.
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I'm not sticking around if I'm
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Not wanted.
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But I have one more thing to
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Say.
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[ shouts ] Ha ha!
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>> you can't do that!
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>> did it.
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>> you can't die in heaven!
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Dad, tell him!
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>> well, actually, you can.
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You see, if you die in heaven,
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You go to...Superheaven.
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>> what?!
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>> superheaven is awesome!
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Whoo!
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Whoo-hoo!
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>> what happened to your baby,
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Precious?
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>> I ate my baby.
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I ate all my babies!
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[ roaring ]
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>> no!
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>> [ roaring continues ]
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Babies!
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[ roaring continues ]
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No army!
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[ roaring continues ]
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Where's my babies?!
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>> yep, that's pretty much
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"Precious."
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>> wow, that doesn't sound
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Oscar-worthy at all.
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>> that's how I felt!
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>> I guess I don't have to rent
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It.
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>> mentos!
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The freshmaker!
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>> okay, you boys go play
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Cowboys and indians, and I'll be
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Right back.
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>> okay, mom!
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[ grunts ]
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>> [ gasping ]
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Don't fight it.
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Don't fight it.
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>> [ straining ] Why?
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>> yeah.
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>> well, come on.
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Let's get him in the oven.
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>> honey, slow down.
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Slow down, please.
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>> no, I gotta go fast!
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Gotta go fast!
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On the way there, drilling,
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Drilling, drilling.
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Oh, gosh! It's coming out!
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It's coming out!
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>> no, don't --
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>> it's coming out all over the
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Place!
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Ugh, and it just keeps coming
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Out!
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I can't -- I can't stop it!
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>> oh, dear!
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>> I went too fast!
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>> tony, it's not stopping!
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Don't get it on that seagull!
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[ seagulls crying ]
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>> my name is dora the explorer.
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And I fear this mountain...
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Will be my grave.
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>> a snowman!
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I love snowmen!
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>> is there anything you don't
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Love, boots?
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>>
tell her, man.
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tell her her hair looks like
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javier bardem in "No country
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for old men."
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this is your chance, boots.
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don't puss out.
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Nope!
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you pussy.
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[ dramatic music plays ]
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>> swiper, no swiping!
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Swiper, no swiping!
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Swiper, no swiping!
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>> b-but, dora, I'm dying!
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I have severe altitude
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Sickness!
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>> see this face?
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>> y-yes?
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>> this is my "Not giving a
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[bleep]" face.
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Which way should I go?
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[ clicks, dings ]
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Right!
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Good choice!
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[ dissonant beep ]
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Huh? No.
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I'm pretty sure you said this
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Way.
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[ dissonant beep ]
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Oh, you didn't?
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[ dissonant beep ]
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Well, maybe in just this
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One instance I could ignore
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Your advice?
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[ dissonant beep ]
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>> fine!
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[ panting ]
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Here's another choice for you.
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Guess which finger.
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I hope you guessed the one that
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Means [bleep] You!
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>> dora! Boots!
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>> diego!
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>> I'm coming, too!
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[ crack ]
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W-what was that?
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[ cracking ]
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Dora!
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>> where is your safety harness?
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>> payback's a bitch.
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>> help!
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>> I'm coming, diego!
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[ bird screeches ]
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>> I rescued some condors once!
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Are you here to return the
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Fav-- ow!
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Why didn't we learn from the
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Crocodile hunter?
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Dora?!
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>> aah, I can't...Hang...On!
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>> it's okay, dora.
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It's time for me to "Go, diego,
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Go..."
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To heaven!
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>> diegoooooooooo!
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[ pants ]
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We did it!
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[ band plays upbeat tune ]
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[ music stops ]
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>> [ gasps ]
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>> I'm an explorer.
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Food is food.
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>> [ trembling ] Help...Me.
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>> got you something.
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[ gun clicks ]
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[ gun clicks ]
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>> you bitch.
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[ trembling ] Reaper, no
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Reaping.
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Reaper, no reaping.
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Reaper, no --
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>> [ shouts, chuckles ]
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>> [ laughs nervously ]
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Well, mr. Fasolo, it looks like
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You've developed a kidney stone.
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>> you shall not pass!
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>> bruce willis starred in
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"The fifth element."
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Then he starred in
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"The sixth sense."
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Now he's pushing the boundaries
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One step further.
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Bruce willis in...
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"The seventh vowel."
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>> everyone knows "A," "E," "I,"
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"O," "U," and sometimes "Y," but
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There's another vowel out there.
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It's ughhrt.
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Ughhrt.
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>> uhrt.
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>> ughhrt.
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>> uhrgz?
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>> ughhrt.
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>> wughrnt.
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>> yippee-ki-yay, mother ughhrt!
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>> coming this summer to a
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Theater near urghhrt.
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>> ♪ flying car, flying car ♪
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♪ love cruisin' 'round
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In my flyin' car ♪
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>> ugh, herman, you have less
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Than 1/4 tank.
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>> I'll drive on the regular
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Road when it's 1/8 of a tank.
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>> you will not take that risk.
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There are children in this car!
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>> ♪ flying car, flying car ♪
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♪ bitch must have forgot who
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Paid for this flying car ♪
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>> I can hear you.
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>> eat, and you will be as god
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Is -- knowing good and evil.
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>> [ inhales deeply ]
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I don't know...
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>> just do it, you pussy.
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>> [ chomping ]
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Oh, my god.
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We're...Naked!
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>> yes, your nakedness is
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Shameful!
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Cover yourselves!
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>> I'm sorry.
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We -- we didn't know!
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>> now you see the world as I
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Do!
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>> wait, you knew we were naked
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This whole time and didn't say
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Anything?
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>> well, you weren't supposed to
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Know!
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>> yeah, we get that.
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But you
did know.
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My [bleep] Just swinging on out
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Here!
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Thanks for the heads-up.
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>> let's move on.
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>> come on, god!
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We had a conversation while I
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Was jogging yesterday.
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These things must have been
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Flying everywhere.
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No wonder you were distracted.
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>> well, I work in mysterious
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Ways.
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>> hey, god, were you checking
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Out my girl's tits?
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>> uh...
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[ thunder crashes ]
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Get out! Get out of the garden.
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You're both banned.
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>> yeah, we busted him.
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>> yeah, you enjoy childbirth,
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Bitch!
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>> okay, sir.
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Just sit back, cross your arms
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Over your chest, and wait for
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The water.
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>> I know what to do, stupid!
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Ow! Oh, god!
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Why is there no water!
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Ow!
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>> who's next?!
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>> shhh!
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Warnah bwoathas standards and
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Pwactices says I'm not awowwed
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To use a gun anymore.
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That's my wivewihood.
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I'll show them.
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[ laughing ]
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[ sobbing ]
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>> you shall not pa--
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[ horn blares ]
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[ circus music plays ]
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[ ah-woogah! ]
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[ ah-woogah! ]
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[ circus music slows ]
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[ children screaming ]
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[ truck horn blares ]
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[ horn blares ]
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>> [ giggles ]
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[ sobbing ]
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>> whew!
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Nothing funny about this.
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[ horn honks ]
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I know your father loved you
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Very much.
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>> [ crying ]
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[ water splashes ]
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[ gasps ]
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>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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