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X-timestamp-map=local:00:00:00.000,mpegts:9000
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[ thunder crashing ]
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[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
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>> it's alive!
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>> hyah! Hyah!
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I, kratos, the god of war, feed
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The blades of chaos with the
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Blood orbs of your souls!
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[ needle scratches ]
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>> quickly, kratos, pleasure
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Your lovers and receive a bounty
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Of blood orbs.
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>> uh...One of them's a dude.
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>> what's the problem?
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You're in greece.
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>> I'm not sleeping with a
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Dude!
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>> surely you would at least
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Let him watch if I offered you
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1,000 blood orbs.
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>> the blades of chaos
are
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Thirsty.
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I could not turn that down.
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>> then let's make it 1,500 and
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He gets to play with your balls.
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>> what do you think I am?
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>> we've already established
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What you are.
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Now we're just negotiating.
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>> oh, I see what you did there.
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Very smug and demeaning.
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>> I'm just gonna throw this out
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There -- 2,000 blood orbs.
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Anything goes.
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>> [ sighs ]
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All right.
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You're not gonna watch, are you?
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>> only as long as I need to.
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>> eh, nah.
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[ splash! ]
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>> sweetie, I'm home.
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Honey?
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Sharon, what happened?
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[ crack! ]
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>> oh, good. You're awake.
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>> who's there?
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>> don't you know?
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Oh, no, that's right, you
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Wouldn't know my voice, would
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You?
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'cause you never even heard me
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Scream.
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Now you remember me?
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Not so fast!
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>> look, I don't know what you
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Want.
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>> what I want?
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I want my life back, you son of
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A bitch!
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Now sit down.
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Have a bite.
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>> I'm not -- I'm not hungry.
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>> and I'm not asking.
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This is what you wanted, right?
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>> uh-huh.
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>> a nice piece of fish?
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I guess I wasn't big enough for
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You, was I?
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So you take and you take and
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You take and you don't care who
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You hurt along the way.
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Look what you did to me!
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I died that day!
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>> but th-th-that was just
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This morning.
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>> take a [bleep] Bite.
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Mmm. Good, huh?
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>> sharon!
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>> at least the sharks make it
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Quick.
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You can't blame 'em 'cause you
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Feel no pain.
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But you -- you don't even have
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The stones to finish what you
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Started.
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>> that's where you're wrong.
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[ zap! ]
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[ gunshot ]
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Ow! [bleep]
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>> hello!
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Welcome to my pipe store, sir!
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>> hey!
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You're the white rap kid from
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90210!
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You're brian austin green,
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Right?
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>> well, I used to be an actor,
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But now I'm following my true
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Love -- pipes!
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>> oh, yeah!
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Now that sign makes a lot more
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Sense!
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>> now, can I help you find a
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Pipe?
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>> hey, say, didn't you used to
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Date megan fox?
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>> that was a long time ago.
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>> what happened?
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>> I told you, man -- pipes are
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My one true love.
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[ horns honking ]
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>> I need a box to ship some
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Antiques.
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>> I'm sure I can help you with
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That.
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>> hey, you're megan fox, the
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Actress.
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>>
former actress.
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Boxes are my life now.
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>> didn't you used to date
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That, uh, austin greenbriar or
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Whoever?
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>> brian austin green, yeah.
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But these days, boxes are my
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One true love.
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>> excuse me, miss, do you
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Have any boxes that would fit...
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My heart?
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>> well, I know when I'm a third
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Wheel!
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>> you mean all this time, you
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Were running b.A.G. Pipes next
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Door?
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>> you're the owner of
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Fox's boxes?
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>> I guess, that some things are
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Just meant to be.
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>> ♪ and all this time, I never
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Saw the lighthouse on your
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Heart ♪
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[ both moaning ]
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>> and together, they formed the
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Most successful pipe-shipping
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Company in the united states.
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Yeah, well, that ends the
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46th and final season of
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"Masterpiece theatre."
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Toward the end, I became very
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Confused about what this show
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Was trying to accomplish, and
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Quite honestly, pbs viewers grew
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Outraged their pledge money was
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Funding it.
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I'm not sure what I'll do with
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My career in the months and
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Years to come, but I can
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Guarantee you I won't be
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Book-ending tales about
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Brian austin green running a
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[bleep] Pipe store.
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Oh, did I go off-script?
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Did I ruin your precious take,
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You insufferable prick?
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Brian austin green can swing
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From my balls.
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Get a good grip, brian!
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You've destroyed
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"Masterpiece theatre"!
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You [bleep] Destroyed it!
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[ telephones ringing ]
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>> so, uh, we still have a lot
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Of those tote bags left.
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>> you killed me, billy!
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>> one day, my son, all this
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Will belong to you!
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What's this?
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It must be a sign from the gods!
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They are showing us favor!
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Ooh -- that's a little warm.
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[ screaming ]
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>> father!
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[ crying ] Why? Why? Wh-y-y-y?!
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>> [ yawns ]
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>> hey, check it out, baby!
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You've got an admirer.
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>> oh, wow [chuckles] That's
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Great.
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>> what are you doing?
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Get over there and talk to her!
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>> haven't you noticed she looks
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Exactly like me, but in drag?
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>> so?
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>> what am I, a [bleep]
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Narcissist?
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I need to look at myself while
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I'm busting a -- oh, god, she's
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Coming over.
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>> oh, my goodness!
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I'm a hideous woman!
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[ blink! Blink! ]
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Want to get out of here?
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>> well, I guess the
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daily planet's a [bleep] Ipad
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App now.
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I'm out on my ass 'cause I never
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Learned photoshop.
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>> clark, you idiot!
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>> I couldn't figure out layers,
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Lois -- sue me!
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>> no!
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You were supposed to remind me
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To tivo "Top chef."
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>> oh, I guess I didn't hear
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You.
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>> but you can hear a boy
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Scout getting bad-touched 600
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Miles away?
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You know what?
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Do that thing where you fly
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Around the earth really fast and
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Go back in time!
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>> okay, I'm not gonna travel
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Through time for "Top chef."
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>> do you want a divorce,
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Clark?!
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>> [ sighs ]
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>> you know, I love the show,
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But I hate to cook, which is so
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Weird, right?
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>> there you are.
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>> clark?
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>> look, if I don't remind you
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To tivo "Top chef," you're going
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To forget --
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>> you really think I'm stupid,
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Don't you?
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>> no, no, I -- can I get a
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Moment please?
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Look, sweetie, you sent me back
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In time to remind you --
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>> well, you embarrassed me.
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Go back and do it right!
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>> I really shouldn't --
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>> oh, right, so you'll go back
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In time for future lois but you
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Won't do it for me?
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>> [ sighs ] I will do it for
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You.
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[ chuckles ] Up and away.
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>> lois, wait.
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Where are your girlfriends?
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>> are you checking up on me?
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You're smothering me, clark!
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>> no, no, sweetheart, look,
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You forgot to tivo "Top chef,"
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So I went back in time as a --
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>> oh, well, you'll go back in
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Time for some stupid tv show but
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Not for me?
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>> but that's not even --
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[ groans ] Give me a second.
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>> hey!
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>> hey!
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>> you're me!
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>> that's right, from the
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Future.
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Look, I know you're gonna tell
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Lois about "Top chef."
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>> but she's gonna take it the
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Wrong way and have a [bleep]
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Fit?
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I -- I already knew what was
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Going to happen, didn't I?
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>> both: I'm in a dysfunctional
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Relationship.
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>> I just needed to talk it
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Out...
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>> both: with someone I trusted.
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>> sweet mary and joseph!
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I am an attractive man.
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>> so, you thinking what I'm
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Thinking?
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>> oh, god! Somebody help me!
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>> ugh -- like nails on a
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Chalkboard.
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>> I was just thinking that.
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>> both: jinx!
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>> buy me a coke!
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>> you buy me one!
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1, 2, 3, 4, 5!
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>> both: jinx!
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Ba-da-bap, ba-da-bap, superman!
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>> hmph.
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Play the pipe cones.
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[ high-pitched tones play ]
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[ deep tones play ]
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[ fast deep tones play ]
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>> well, that's a lot better
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Than our song, steve.
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>> they're playing a crunchy
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Tune!
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We're getting embarrassed out
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Here!
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[ high-pitched tones play ]
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[ deep-bass tones play ]
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>> they've got a backbeat!
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Bring in the snare!
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Repeat -- bring in the [bleep]
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Snare!
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[ snare drum, tones play ]
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Sing me a hook!
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>> um, uh --
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>> that's an order!
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>> ♪ lookin' at a u.F.O. -- ♪
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>> you're a [bleep]
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Embarrassment!
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[ rapping ] ♪ I work at the
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Army, and I'm here to say I love
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Uncle sam in a major way ♪
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[ hissing ]
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>> [ rapping ] ♪ comin' from the
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Stars above with some spaced-out
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Alien love ♪
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♪ open wide, here comes our
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Nuts ♪
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Yeah, mother [bleep]!
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Devil's tower remix!
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>> [bleep] I'm going in!
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[ techno music plays ]
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>> break beat!
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>> I need back up!
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>> [ rapping ] ♪ on your knees,
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Beggin' please for me to
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Decrease my pace ♪
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♪ before I blast and lace your
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Face with my superior bass ♪
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♪ you've got no luck ♪
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♪ so sorry, chuck ♪
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♪ tell your whole world to
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Brace, 'cause me and my
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Intergalactic b-boys are gonna
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Nut on your whole race! ♪
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>> what do you want?
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>> well, not your music, that's
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For sure.
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>> look, we all saw what just
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Happened.
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You don't have to be a dick
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About it.
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>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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