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X-timestamp-map=local:00:00:00.000,mpegts:9000
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[ thunder crashing ]
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[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
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>> it's alive!
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>> on three!
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>> whatever -- just aim for my
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Head.
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>> one! Two!
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Wait, "Aim for my head"?
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>> just do it, already!
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>> dude, are you okay?
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>> you're the first person
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That's bothered to ask.
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[ sobbing ]
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>> all right, students, spells
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Ready!
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Begin!
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Miss granger.
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>> orchideous!
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>> mr. Potter.
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>> orchideous!
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>> mr. Longbottom.
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>> orc-- uh...Orc-- uh...
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Orc-hoo-dious.
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[ chomp! ]
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Oh! Oh, dear! Oh, my god!
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>> neville!
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[ chomp! ]
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Oh, my god! Oh, dear!
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>> [ screeching ]
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>> what happened?
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>> his spell!
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He was only off by one syllable!
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>> ah, yes.
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The spells "Orchideous" and
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"Orchoodious" are very similar.
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Do be careful.
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[ school bell rings ]
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>> finally, add two drops of
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Wolfsbane extract to your
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Potion.
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I hope everyone understands.
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Well? What are you waiting for?
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>> usually we don't start until
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You insult harry.
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>> am I so predictable?
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Very well.
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Potter, you fool.
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>> well, bottoms up!
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[ gulp! ]
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>> ron, how many drops of
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Wolfsbane extract did you use?
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>> uh, like three.
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[ screaming ]
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[ splat! ]
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>> professor snape, what
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Happened?
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>> used too much wolfsbane
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Extract, looks like.
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>> he used one extra drop!
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That margin for error is pretty
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Bloody slim!
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>> this spell was supposed
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To change our eye color!
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Why would we risk exploding
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Skulls just to change our eye
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Color?
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>> uh...
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Potter, you fool.
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[ school bell rings ]
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>> well, it's understandable.
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We're teaching children a deadly
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Art, after all.
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It's like trying to teach cats
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How to disarm landmines.
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>> uh...Where are all the
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Students?
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[ hip-hop music playing ]
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[ car alarm blaring ]
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>> hey... Where's hermione?
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>> [ laughs ] We all called her
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A slut on facebook!
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>> children, I have some sad
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News.
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Her-my-one granger hung herself.
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[ record scratches ]
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[ all laughing ]
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>> what can I get y'all to
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Drink?
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>> I'll have a dasani.
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>> fiji for me.
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>> one evian, please.
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>> I'll take a beer and three
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New [bleep] Friends, please.
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>> oh, my gosh.
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That's betty crocker!
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>> oh, hello, darling.
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>> how long you gonna keep
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Duckin' me?
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>> how long you gonna keep
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Calling that cheesecake tasty,
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Sara lee?
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>> hope you saved room for
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Dessert.
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I got some piping-hot beatdowns
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Topped with a fresh ass
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Whooping!
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>> you feeling hungry?
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Take a taste.
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>> [bleep] A taste.
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I want the whole pie!
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[ growls ]
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>> your hits taste like your
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Poundcake -- weak and
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Store-bought!
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>> oh, this cake has some
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Layers.
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>> be sure and try the crust!
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You like this [bleep]
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'cause nobody!
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Doesn't!
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Like!
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Sara!
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Lee!
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Ooh, this thing's so sweet, it's
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Got to be fattening!
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>> [ whispers indistinctly ]
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>> what was that, bleedy [bleep]
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>> you and betty crocker can...
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Bake someone happy!
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>> [ screams ]
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>> ♪ everybody loves her ♪
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♪ sara lee ♪
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>> [ panting ]
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[ clinking ]
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>> I's in town, honey.
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Next time, you dance with your
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Ol' aunt jemima.
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>> [ laughs ]
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[ gunshots ]
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>> you're going to have to go
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Get that for me.
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>> have you ever thought about
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Using --
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>> I'm not getting a [bleep]
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Boomerang, so just drop it!
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>> "You're terminated."
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Yeah, that's what I'll say.
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What?!
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[ crunch! ]
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[ whirring ]
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[ funky music plays ]
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>> wow, look at the gams on her!
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>> now, that's what I call a
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Set of stems!
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>> honey, if you're not a model,
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You are wasting your life!
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>> she's got a look, I'll give
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You that.
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But does she have "It"?
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>> oh, you're hired.
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[ whirring ]
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>> you're terminated [bleep]
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[ sighs ] That was unduly harsh.
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>> [ screams ]
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>> our cleanup efforts from the
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Oil spill continue, but the real
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Problem is capping this oil
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Leak.
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No, wait, scratch that.
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The real problem is figuring
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Out how to spend this quarter's
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Profits.
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[ all cheering ]
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[ buzzer ]
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>> I'm sorry, sir!
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I tried to stop him, but --
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>> shirley?
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>> never mind, sir.
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He was actually pretty easy to
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Stop.
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I just tripped him, and I think
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He twisted his ankle or
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Something.
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>> are you all right?
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>> just fine. Hang on a second.
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Okay.
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Aquaman would like to make an
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Appointment.
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>> check my book.
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>> checking, sir.
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Okay.
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[ muffled ] Mr. Aquaman, is
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Tuesday after 4:00 p.M. Okay for
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You, or --
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[ normal voice ] Oh, drat.
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Sorry, sir, this time he really
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Did get past me.
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>> ah, the sub-mariner, I
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Presume?
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>> don't play games with me, you
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Corporate monster!
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Your oil spill is killing the
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Sea creatures I hold dear!
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>> all right.
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So how can I help you?
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>> you can go to jail, you scum!
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>> well, the federal courts
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Already assessed a fine, which
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We paid.
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>> you --
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You can go to jail anyway!
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>> but the case is settled.
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>> oh.
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>> so are you, uh, here to kick
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My ass or...?
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>> yes!
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Maybe!
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Well, probably not, no.
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>> so I'm not going to jail,
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You're not going to kick my ass,
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And I already paid the fine.
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>> you killed a lot of sea life.
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>> I did. I'm sorry.
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[ ting! ]
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>> [ groans ]
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Um, good news, everybody!
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The oil company paid a fine!
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>> to who?
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>> um...You want me to find out?
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>> ohh, can you maybe suck up
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All this oil since you suck so
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[bleep] Hard?
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>> was that rhetorical or do you
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Want me to -- ow! Ow! Ow!
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Oh, my gosh! Ow! That does--
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[ crack! ]
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Ow! Ow!
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[ crying ] Ow!
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>> get ready for the sweet
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Release!
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[ squish! ]
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>> ♪ so you're dining with a
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Beast ♪
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♪ that doesn't mean you
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Shouldn't feast ♪
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>> ♪ let us handle
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Reservations ♪
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♪ give your taste buds a
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Sensation ♪
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>> ♪ have your fill,
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Eat more still ♪
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♪ there's no need to slow
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Your pace ♪
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♪ after dinner you'll be thinner
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Once you sit down on my face ♪
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>> ♪ so have seconds,
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Eat a lot ♪
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>> ♪ then come meet your chamber
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Pot ♪
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>> we are trying to serve
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Dinner!
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>> what?
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Defaccachi doesn't get to sing
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Along?
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I'm a person, too.
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Defaccachi didn't ask to be a
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Chamber pot.
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>> none of us asked to be stuck
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In the forms of household items,
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But people are eating!
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>> so defaccachi only useful
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After a dinner, eh?
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I got to live a solitary
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Existence punctuated by people
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Pooping in my --
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>> I said, people are eating.
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>> [ mumbling in italian ]
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>> okay, let's just get through
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This dinner so the beast can
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Bang this bitch and -- belle?
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Where did belle go?!
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>> ♪ ring a bell ♪
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♪ sound a horn ♪
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♪ looks like someone's eaten
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Corn ♪
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>> does everything have to be a
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[bleep] Song?!
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>> [ humming ]
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[ knock on door ]
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>> hey, there. I'm della.
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>> oh, y-yes. Ah, yes.
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Ah, come in.
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[ chuckles nervously ]
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>> I'll be right out.
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I like to take care of business
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Up front.
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>> oh, uh, okay.
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How much uh, for, um,
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A half-and-half?
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>> oh, somebody's done this
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Before.
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>> [ chuckles ]
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No, I-I just read about it on
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The internet.
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>> just put $300 on the
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Nightstand.
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>> let's party.
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>> holy [bleep]
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You're a duck!
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>> that's right, baby.
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Now, why don't you ruffle my
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Feathers?
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>> why are you a duck?!
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Oh, my god!
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>> [ laughs ]
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I'm what you ordered.
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>> I did
not order a duck!
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>> well, I'm not sure how they
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Could have misunderstood that
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Request.
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>> oh, gee!
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I wonder what word an escort
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Service might have mistaken for
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"Duck" on a bad cellphone
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Connection!
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>> well, fine, but you are still
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Gonna have to pay me for my
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Time.
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>> uh, I don't know why I need
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To pay to not [bleep] A cartoon
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Duck!
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Normally not [bleep] A [bleep]
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Duck is [bleep] Free!
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>> [ sighs ]
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[ dialing ]
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We got a problem.
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>> who are you --
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>> we got some sort of problem?
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>> look, I-I don't want any
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Trouble.
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I just think the
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Misunderstanding was on your
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End.
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>> just pay the duck.
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>> no! It's not fair!
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I shouldn't have to pay --
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>> yeah! Whip his ass, desmond!
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Whip his ass!
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>> mr. Phillipson, what's all
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The commotion?
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Whoa, stop! Security!
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>> hey!
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>> whoa!
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>> you got a gun, I got a
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Gun.
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Now what?
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>> l-let's all just relax.
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>> you relax!
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[ gunshot ]
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[ splat! ]
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[ splat! ]
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[ splat! ]
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Hey, get off of my gun, bitch!
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[ gunshot ]
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[ gunshot ]
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[ splat! ]
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[ gunshot ]
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>> ♪ duck, duck, duck,
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Duck party ♪
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♪ hoo-hoo-hoo ♪
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>> [bleep] You!
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[ gunshots ]
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[ screams ]
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>> uncle donald?
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>> huh? What?
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>> we said, "When can we go
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Home?"
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>> gee, uncle donald, we really
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Miss our mom.
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>> yeah, when can we see her
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Again?
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>> oh, I don't know, boys.
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I just don't know.
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>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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