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X-timestamp-map=local:00:00:00.000,mpegts:9000
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[ thunder crashing ]
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[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
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>> it's alive!
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>> mother, father, this is my
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Boyfriend, mario.
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[ chimes play ]
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>> charmed to finally meet your
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Acquaintance, mari-- oh!
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Did a pig [bleep] Out a dead
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Fetus in here?
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>> [ sniffs ] Oh-ho-ho!
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I beg-a you forgiveness.
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I come-a here through the sewer
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Line.
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[ chimes play ]
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Eh?
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>> mario's a plumber.
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>> so he commutes through human
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Waste?
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>> and he's italian.
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>> oh, okay. Say no more.
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[ chimes play ]
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>> did you lose something,
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Mario?
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>> hey, hey! I-a found-a one!
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>> [ chuckles ] Yes.
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In
our sofa.
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[ ding! ]
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>> and there it goes.
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>> so I says, "Aye, paisan,
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Toilet paper and-a paper
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Towels -- they ain't the same
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Thing!"
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[ laughs ]
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>> [ sarcastically ] Mm, another
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Clogged toilet story.
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What a delightful compliment to
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Our mushroom soup.
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>> mushrooms?! Ay-yi-yi!
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[ sneezes ]
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>> remind me to bring mushrooms
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On our honeymoon.
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>> I'm so sorry.
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I have a few allergies.
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Mama mia! Flowers!
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[ sneezes ]
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>> oh! My drapes!
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My meat drapes!
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>> both equally dusty.
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>> ay-yi-yi!
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[ sneezes ]
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[ ding! Ding! Ding! ]
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[ "Game over" music plays ]
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>> I, professor
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Cornelius q. Quibblefingers,
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Will be the first human being to
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Travel back in time and see the
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Magnificent dinosaurs!
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[ air hissing ]
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I give you the delaptadon!
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[ gun cocks ]
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[ gunshot ]
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Aah!
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I'm okay. I'm okay.
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Slight miscalculation.
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Science must not be stopped.
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I shall attempt again.
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I give you the mighty
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Triactador!
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[ gunshot ]
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[ screams ]
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I, professor
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Cornelius q. Quibblefingers,
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Shall persevere!
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I
shall achieve the impossible!
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I give you the ever-rare
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Brontioslauradon!
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[ gunshots ]
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Aah! Aah! Aah!
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>> I must not stop.
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I must get to the magnificent
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Dinosaurs!
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Eureka!
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[ gunshots ]
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Oh, the irony!
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[ gunshots ]
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So beautiful!
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[ gunshots ]
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What a marvel of nature!
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>> [ crying ]
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>> frankie? Sweetie?
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>> oh, mumsy! Oh, dadums!
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>> oh, god.
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>> philip and I -- we had a
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Fight, a terrible, terrible
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Fight, and he -- he broke up
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With [sobbing] Me!
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>> maybe if you tried dating a
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Girl for once.
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>> frank! Be nice.
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>> nice?
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Nice is a father who wants his
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Son to have the best of
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Everything and digs through
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Fresh graves for two weeks --
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Two weeks -- to find a big,
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Thick, veiny penis to give him.
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And then you go and put the
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Heart of a little schoolgirl in
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His chest.
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>> I wanted him to have some
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Sensitivity, unlike his father.
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I'm so sorry, sweetie.
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Is there anything we can do?
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>> oh, mumsy!
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He said he never wanted to talk
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To me again!
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>> and if you were a real man,
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You would have ripped off his
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Lower jaw so he
couldn't talk to
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You, or anyone else, ever!
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>> oh, dadums --
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>> dad! Call me dad! Or pops!
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Or pa! The old man! Anything!
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Frank!
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But for the love of god --
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>> stop that, frank.
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Can't you see he's in pain?
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>> a pitchfork in the chest --
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That's pain, okay?
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Someone lighting your nuts on
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Fire -- that's pain!
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>>
emotional pain.
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>> [ groans ]
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>> hi, mr. Frankenstein.
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>> ugh.
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>> is frankenberry home?
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>> philip?
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>> frankie, I-I'm sorry.
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I didn't mean all those things
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I said.
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There's -- there's just been so
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Much --
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>> oh, philip. I don't care.
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I don't want to lose you.
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You're my yummy mummy.
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[ both crying ]
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>> ugh. All right.
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I'm going upstairs to take a
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[bleep]
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Maybe I can mold some sort of a
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real son out of that.
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>> excuse me, god.
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Can you make something so heavy
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Even
you can't lift it?
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>> I am [bleep] Eating!
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Jesus?!
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>> yes?
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>> get this guy out of my face.
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>> all right. Come on.
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>> I thought you were cool, man!
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I thought you were gonna be
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Cool!
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>> throw it in the fire,
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Mr. Frodo.
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>> no! The ring is mine, sam!
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>> my precious!
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Give us back my precious!
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Bleh!
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We found hobbitses' finger, but
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Where is my precious?
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>> it's there.
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It's -- it's just further back.
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>> [ choking ]
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>> it's there.
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Yeah, right there.
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But it's stuck.
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You'll have to use your tongue
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And get it all wet.
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You're almost there.
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Just a little more.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, yes.
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Yes!
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The shire!
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>> where's precious?
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>> here. You've earned it.
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>> my precious!
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[ laughs ]
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Ohh?
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Whoopsie.
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If hobbitses puts my precious
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On, we will have to try and
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Takes it again, won't we?
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>> mm-hmm.
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>> I got a large double
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Half-caf, non-fat mocha with soy
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For kltpzysam?
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>> that's
kltpzyxm.
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Oh! No, wait!
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[ poof! ]
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>> [ laughs ] Better luck next
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Time, mxyzptlk!
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>> dude, you can't be back
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Here.
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>> the l.Z. May be swarming
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With covenant, marines, but
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You'll have the master chief
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Backing you up.
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I'm sorry I can't show you what
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I really look like.
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>> chief, do we have enough
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Ammo for all these --
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>> I'm gonna have to stop you
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Right there, soldier.
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I know I look pretty generic,
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But that's so you can identify
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With me.
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Does anyone have a question
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That's not about what I look
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Like?
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All right, then.
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This is it, boys.
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[ helicopter blades whirring ]
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[ gunfire ]
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>> [ coughs ] I'm dying, chief!
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>> if you think I'll give you a
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Dying peek at my face, I'm
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Sorry.
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Not gonna happen.
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Despite thousands of years of
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People readily identifying with
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Distinct protagonists, I believe
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Showing my face would alienate
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My audience.
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>> will you shut the [bleep] Up!
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Where is your gun?!
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What?
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What?!
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I can't tell what you're doing
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With your face!
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>> it's a secret.
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>> well, you better be crying in
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There, dickbag, because you were
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Our last line of defense.
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I swear, your expression better
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Be one of awed epiphany at how
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Badly you [bleep] Up right now.
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>> can I use your gun if I find
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You a needler?
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>> what the [bleep] Did you just
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Say to me?
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If you want to call me an
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Asshole, you better say it to my
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Face!
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>> you three drowned and melted
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A woman based on the color of
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Her skin.
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In this court's eyes, that is a
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Hate crime.
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>> it was doro--
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>> shut up, lion!
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>> I don't want to go down for
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That bitch!
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She ain't missing me "Most of
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All," is she?
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>> the court finds you guilty of
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Murder and sentences you to 10
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To 15 years in a
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Maximum-security prison.
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>> but that ain't fair!
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>> who was our lawyer?
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>> sorry, boys -- good at
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Flying, bad at lawyering.
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>> I'm gonna rape me a robot
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Tonight!
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>> got a new fish for you,
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Simmons.
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>> that's my bunk.
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>> oh, I'm sorry.
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I'll move it down to --
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>> that one's taken, too,
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Silly straw.
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>> oh. Okay, um, where do I --
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>> well, I'll rent you that bunk
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Up there, but the rent ain't
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Cheap.
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>> that'd be just swell.
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>> you got any jelly or some
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Kind of syrup or something?
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>> hmm? For what?
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>> for eating my [bleep] With!
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You want that bunk, you got to
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Toss my salad, prag, or you can
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Let me add some stuffing to your
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Muffin -- either way.
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[ prisoners shouting ]
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>> [ crying ]
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>> oh, don't listen to them.
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>> they don't have to be so
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Mean.
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>> come on, buddy.
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You've got courage now.
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We do a simple dime to 15.
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>> I guess you're right.
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>> of course I'm right.
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You'll see. It's gonna be fine.
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[ creaking ]
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>> "I just don't have the
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Heart."
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[ crying ]
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[ buzzer ]
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>> oh, scarecrow, what has
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Happened to you?
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>> [ chuckles ] This place --
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This place happened to me.
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>> is it that bad?
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>> it ain't kansas, sugarpop.
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>> oh, dear!
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Is there anything I can do?
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>> why don't you show me a
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Little skin?
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Put 'em on the glass.
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>> um, I'm sure I don't know --
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>> your tits! Your totos!
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Put 'em on the glass!
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>> [ crying ]
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No, I can't. I just can't.
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[ sobbing ]
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>> auntie em raised a real
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Bitch.
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>> oh, no.
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No. No, no.
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No, no, no, no.
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Noooooo!
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[ sobbing ]
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>> I swear, that's the truth --
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And I ain't
lion!
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[ laughs ]
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>> [ growls ]
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>> [ groans ]
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>> [ groans ]
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[ whip! Whip! Whip! ]
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[ clong! ]
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Let's see what you're made of!
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You like jelly?!
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It's a streamer party!
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[ laughs ]
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Who's tossing whose salad now?!
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[ laughs ]
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[ whack! Whack! ]
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>> do you have any last words?
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>> if you only had the balls.
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>> well, we are going to
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Electrocute you.
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>> [ chuckles ]
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Light up my life!
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[ electricity crackles ]
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[ zap! ]
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>> [ sobbing ]
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[ squeak! Squeak! ]
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[ squeak! Squeak! ]
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[ squeaking continues ]
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>> ba-da-ba ba-da-bap, superman!
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