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X-timestamp-map=local:00:00:00.000,mpegts:9000
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[ thunder crashing ]
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[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
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>> it's alive!
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[ laughs maniacally ]
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>> now, this is pod racing!
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You'll never get me again,
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Butthole!
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Slave boy no more!
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>> eat your [bleep] Salad.
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>> look! We finally made it!
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>> the legendary pyraminxes!
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They must be full of treasure!
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[ all scream ]
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>> penis puzzle!
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You better keep your mouth off
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It, reynaldo!
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>> it's a snake, you jackass!
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>> rubik the amazing cube can
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Help us/annoy us with his cutesy
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'80s-cartoon voice!
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>> give me that!
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Boys have better spatial
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Reasoning than girls!
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>> I'd be angry at that sexist
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Comment if it wasn't a proven
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Scientific fact backed up by
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Years of academic research!
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>> and done!
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>> rubik, here to help!
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>> ugh, that voice is like
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Getting anal sexed in the ear
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Canal!
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>> but first, rubik been dying
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To ask -- why did you turn rubik
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Back into lifeless puzzle last
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Time?
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>> oh, uh...We had to get you
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Through customs.
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>> that was three days ago!
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Do you know where rubik's spirit
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Goes when you jumble rubik's
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Colors?
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A dark, cold neverland of
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Hopelessness --
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>> damn it, rubik!
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What do you want, an apology
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Blowjob?
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Do something!
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>> rubik, here to help!
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[ laser fire ]
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>> [ screams ]
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>> oh, no! No!
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[ dog barking ]
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Ohh, my anus!
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>> do it, rubik. End his pain!
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>> rubik, here to help!
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>> oh, reynaldo!
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>> he's in a better place.
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A place without is-thay
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[bleep] Licker-cay.
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>> look out!
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>> whoa!
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>> I don't know which way to
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Run!
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I have no spatial reasoning!
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>> rubik, here to help.
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>> aah! My seeing parts!
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>> whoa!
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>> r-rubik? Rubik?
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Oh, there you are.
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I'll bring you back, rubik.
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Friendless nerd kids solve you
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Blindfolded all the time.
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I've seen it on youtube when I
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Get bored of skateboard
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Accidents.
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>> [ whistling ]
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>> hey!
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>> what?
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Oh, is this not cool?
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I-I thought it was cool.
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I-I'm sor-- I-I thought it was
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Cool.
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[ rustling ]
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Is this better?
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Are we cool now?
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A-are we cool now?
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[ applause ]
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[ soft clapping ]
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[ applause ]
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[ siren wails ]
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[ tires screech ]
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[ vehicle doors open ]
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>> [ gasping ]
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You -- you all stood there and
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Did nothing.
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You did nothing!
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[ applause ]
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>> back off, psycho!
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Release that beautiful soul!
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>> yeah!
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Sport hunting is murder, you
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Sick son of a bitch!
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>> hey -- hey, guys, this is
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All totally legit.
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I've got my permits.
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>> skinned them head to toe just
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For kicks.
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I'll bet you feel like a real
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Big shot, don't you?
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Don't you?!
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>> listen, guys.
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This is just my vacation, okay?
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I'm not looking for any trouble.
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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No, don't tou-- aah!
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>> come here. There you go.
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Come here. Yeah, there you go.
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That guy's gone now.
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>> look at him. He's filthy.
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>> aww, shh, shh, shh.
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We're gonna make you all better.
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That's right.
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>> and there you go!
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Go on, boy! Go! Run and be free!
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I don't understand why anyone
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Would hurt such an innocent
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Creature.
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[ snake hisses ]
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>> [ giggling ]
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Are you having a good time,
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Pinocchio?
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>> oh, yeah.
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Yeah, this is great.
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>> [ moans ]
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Oooh!
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Oh, you should ask before you
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Stick a finger in there!
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>> that wasn't a finger.
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This is [bleep] Terrible.
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>> klingon ship approaching.
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Man the phasers, mr. Sulu.
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>> yes, captain.
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[ electricity powers down ]
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>> we've lost power!
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Mr. Spock, quickly, tricoder
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Reading.
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>> [ trilling ]
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>> uhura, scanners!
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>> [ whistling ]
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>> chekov, red alert, red alert!
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>> rrrr-eeee! Wrrr-eeee!
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>> dramatic battle music now!
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[ all vocalizing dramatically ]
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Scotty, monitor's down.
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Give me a klingon ship now!
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Sulu, phasers, now!
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>> bzzshh! Bzzshh! Bzzshh!
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>> should we fire torpedoes?
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>> not yet.
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>> pizza? Check.
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La-z-boy? Check.
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Entertainment?
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Checkmate!
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>> skating on top of this
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Skyscraper's a great idea, bros!
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Here comes the double kick
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Flip -- whoa!
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I'm falling!
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>> great scott!
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Everybody, relax.
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He had a scare. I saved him.
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He's gonna be fine.
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>> whoa! It worked, bros!
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I got supe'd!
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>> all: [ chanting ] We got
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Supe'd!
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We got supe'd!
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>> [ chuckles ] You got what?
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What does he -- I got what?
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>> hey, check it out -- my
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Dad's gun.
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>> great scott!
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What were you guys thinking?
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>> guys! I got the whole thing!
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Let's put it on youtube!
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>> yeah!
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So epic!
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>> hold on. You set me up?
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>> all: [ chanting ] We got
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Supe'd!
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>> oh, hell, no!
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Give me that camera.
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>> oh, someone help!
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It's gonna blow!
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>> oh, come
on!
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I'm not happy, but I'm here.
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>> quickly, superman!
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There's not a moment to lose!
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>> yeah!
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Looks like you're gonna have to
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Save me, superman!
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>> really? It's up to me? Okay.
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How, may I ask, did you get
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Strapped to a bomb?
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>> I don't know.
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I think lex luger did it.
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>> oh, lex
luger did it?
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The wrestler? He did this? Wow.
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I mean, I usually fight
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Lex
luthor, but that guy sounds
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Really bad.
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>> hurry! It's ticking down!
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>> oh, don't worry, I will,
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'cause I really believe
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You, so let me just use the old
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Super muscles on this chain
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And --
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Uh-oh! Made of kryptonite.
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>> what? No, it's not!
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>> yeah, it is.
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Oh, I guess I can't save you.
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Oh, and that's too bad,
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Considering this bomb looks so
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Real and couldn't possibly be
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Made of parts you found in your
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Parents' garage.
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>> yeah!
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"The total package" is back,
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Superman!
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Go, lex luger!
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It's your birthday!
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It's your birthday!
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It's your birthday!
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It's your birthda--
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>> rex? Here, boy.
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>> [ yawns ]
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[ footsteps ]
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[ door opens ]
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[ door closes ]
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[ urinating ]
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[ toilet flushing ]
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[ door opens ]
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[ door closes ]
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[ footsteps ]
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>> hey, boy, want to play fetch?
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>> [ grumbles ]
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>> come on, come on! One more!
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You can do this, he-man!
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>> can this be the end of
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He-man?
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Ah, rest it on your throat,
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Chump.
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>> aren't you supposed to be in
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Spin class?
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>> already spinning!
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Spinning!
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Spinning!
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Spinning -- aah!
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>> things here at the
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Eternia 24-hour fitplex have
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Gotten crazy ever since the
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Snake mountain branch got shut
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Down for black mold.
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[ chuckles ]
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Black mold's really bad for
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Breathing.
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>> oh, hey, I'll get that for
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You.
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[ farts ]
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Oops! [ laughs ]
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>> aw, come on!
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>> take a picture.
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It'll last longer.
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>> their professions require
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Them to work out constantly.
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They either have to be ripped
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Like gods or built like lingerie
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Models -- or, for some, both.
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>> [ grunting ]
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This is a new personal best!
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>> uh-huh.
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Uh-huh.
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>> [ grunting ]
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>> you're such a dirty birdie.
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Yeah. Mm-hmm.
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>> you paying attention up
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There?
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>> oh, yeah.
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>> something's obscuring my
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Vision.
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>> uh-huh.
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>> what the hell is that, man?
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It's -- it's getting bigger.
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>> yeah. Mm-hmm.
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>> oh, my god!
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Get your [bleep] Boner off
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Of my --
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[ groans ]
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>> you care if I change the
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Channel?
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>> really? Rachael ray?
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>> yeah. So what?
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>> your name is evil-lyn.
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I thought you'd watch something
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More, you know [mockingly] Evil!
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>> what do you think I watch
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When I'm on the treadmill,
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"Faces of death"?
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>> yeah, maybe.
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>> rachael ray's husband pays
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Chicks to spit on him.
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Allegedly.
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You know, just a fun fact.
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>> so, that yellow skin --
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Is that a vitamin deficiency
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Or...?
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>> yeah. Unlike you, I'm all
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Out of vitamin bitch.
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>> fine! Forget it, anal-lyn.
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>> greetings, girls!
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>> whoa!
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>> oh, my god.
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>> [ farts ] Whew! Whoa!
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Hot in here!
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I love a good sweat, but it sure
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Makes my cooter itch.
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[ ratcheting ]
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>> wow! It like you guys not
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Trying hard at all.
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>> look who's talking.
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>> I only affect the "Dur" voice
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To better complete the illusion
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I'm you, you spray-tanned side
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Of beef.
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>> [ growls ] I'd kill that guy
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If we weren't so evenly matched!
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>> you know, maybe I could help
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You with that problem.
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>> this doesn't concern you,
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Duncan!
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Get the [bleep] Out of here!
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>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
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Bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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>> oh, come on!
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Yeah, sure, oh, he's hung like
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A rhino, and I get a face like a
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Pirate flag.
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Yeah, that's real [bleep] Fair.
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