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X-timestamp-map=local:00:00:00.000,mpegts:9000
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[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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>> ♪ bass with a bass ♪
♪ bass with a bass, bass ♪
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♪ bass with a bass, come on ♪
♪ bass with a bass, bass ♪
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>> kristi?
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Jamal?
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Come on, you guys!
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This isn't funny!
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Aaaah!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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[ screaming ]
[ screaming continues ]
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[ screaming stops ]
Kristi?
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Jamal?
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Come on, you guys!
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This isn't funny!
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Aaaah!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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[ upbeat rock music plays ]
[ bicycle bell dings ]
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>> all right, jason! Yeah!
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[ music continues ]
>> [ chuckles ]
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[ neck cracks ]
>> [ screaming ]
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>> [ growls ]
Unh!
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>> where does rain come from?
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>> it's god just pissing on
Your dumbass head.
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>> what are you doing with my
Son?
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>> so, with housing starts the
Lowest they've been since 2003,
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I thought the interest-only loan
Was viable.
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I mean, did you know the
Financial crisis of 2008 was
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Caused by unregulated
Derivatives as much as
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Housing --
Excuse me. Hello? Yeah.
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My eyes are up here.
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>> uh-huh, uh-huh.
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Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.
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Yeah, yeah.
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>> well, listen, what more can I
Say about a guy who put
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"Commander" in his name?
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Hey, we get it.
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[ chuckles ]
No, but seriously, you're a
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Great cobra commander.
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You've always been there for me,
And I appreciate it.
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[ all chuckle ]
>> that was funny.
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>> hey, thanks for coming out,
Everybody.
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Baroness, I promise I'll make
This quick so you can get back
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To sucking destro's [bleep]
[ nervous laughter ]
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I swear, if he wore that helmet
On his [bleep] She'd have lead
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Poisoning.
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Am I right?
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Hey, xamot, I hear you
Experience everything tomax
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Does.
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I guess that means you know what
My [bleep] Tastes like, too.
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I see you over there, serpentor.
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Didn't dr. Mindbender give you
The memo?
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The hunt's over.
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You can stop gathering dna.
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Arr! Arr! Arr!
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Nice outfit, by the way.
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If it were any louder, I'd have
To wear earplugs when you suck
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My [bleep]
Gee, I wonder what he wanted to
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Say.
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[ as mindbender ] "I vant to
Bend your mind into letting me
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Suck your [bleep]"
[ laughs ]
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Don't worry.
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I haven't forgotten about you,
Cobra commander.
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It
is your night, after all.
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The ruthless terrorist organizer
Determined to suck my [bleep]
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>> how dare you!
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>> hey, is your voice okay?
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Let me get you something for
Your throat.
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My [bleep]
My [bleep]
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[ all shouting angrily ]
It's working.
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>> wild bill's disguise worked!
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We ruined cobra commander's
Roast!
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>> all right!
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[ gunshot ]
>> bill?
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>> [ coughs ]
>> start the van.
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>> first division, cha-a-a-rge!
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[ guns cock ]
>> general!
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>> major!
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No! Outranked!
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>> captain.
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>> colonel.
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>> nah! Son of a --
>> ha ha ha!
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>> sergeant!
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>> sergeant!
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Damn it!
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>> aw, come on!
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>> ha ha! Major!
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Die!
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>> oh, please!
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I'm -- I'm just a scout!
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[ sizzling ]
[ gun cocks ]
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>> captain!
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>> surely, one bomb can't
Detonate three t--
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Aah!
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>> victory will be ours!
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Huh?
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>> h-hey, guys, I got it!
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I got their flag!
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We win!
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>> w-what?!
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You don't win!
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We're
creaming you guys!
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>> [ singsong voice ] I got your
Flag!
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That means we win!
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>> that's total crap!
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I used a
way better strategy!
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>> but
I used a better stratego.
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[ ting! ]
>> baby needs a name, your wish
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Came true.
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You have a pet of your berry
Own.
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>> yes, strawberry shortcake.
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But I have another wish.
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I want to have a name of my very
Own, too.
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>> we should give you a name
Soon and not leave it open to
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Debate.
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Strawberry land is berry
Sheltered, but it's a big world
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Out there, and others might have
Berry different opinions about
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What constitutes an appropriate
Name.
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>> I'm not worried.
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>> well, I'm just saying.
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[ door bangs ]
Oh.
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Hello, bitch pudding.
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>> whassup, hoes?
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[ farts ]
[ scoffs ]
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[ tab pops ]
[ door slams ]
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[ door slams ]
>> whew!
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Anyway, I'm sure that one day,
Someone will give you a name --
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>> blam!
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Your name is [bleep] Face!
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You [bleep] [bleep] Face!
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Blam!
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[bleep] Face!
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Blam!
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[bleep] Face!
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Blam, bitches!
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♪ da-da-daaaa daaaa ♪
Bitch pudding!
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[ door slams ]
[ crash ]
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[ door slams ]
>> [ sighs ]
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I am so sorry.
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I think she has asperger's or
Something.
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But don't take it personally,
Baby needs a name.
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>> no, no.
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Call me [bleep] Face.
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>> mommy, what are eggs?
00:06:01.594 --> 00:06:03.096 line:85% position:43% size:65%
>> baby chickens, sweetie.
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>> do all babies come from eggs?
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>> yes, they do.
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>> did
I come from an egg?
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>> you sure did, dear.
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>> is the mama chicken sad that
We're eating her babies?
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>> god, I hope so.
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A chicken killed your father!
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Aaaah!
00:06:18.778 --> 00:06:21.848 line:85% position:28% size:33%
Aaaaaaaaaaah!
00:06:21.914 --> 00:06:24.851 line:85% position:38% size:55%
>> I'm trying to read!
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[ crash, scuffling ]
>> ugh! A rock lord?!
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Seriously?!
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[bleep] You both.
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>> you know, in some countries,
Little boys are grateful for
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Rock lords.
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>> oh, yeah? What countries?
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>> oh, a rock lord!
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Thank you, mother!
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Thank you, father!
00:06:46.305 --> 00:06:52.745 line:10% position:10% size:73% align:start
I am so very grateful to have
Such thoughtful parents.
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[ trilling ]
>> rock lords!
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They hurt like a [bleep]
[ trilling ]
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>> for my next feat, I will walk
Across hot coals while
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Explaining what the hell I am.
00:07:05.258 --> 00:07:05.858 line:85% position:18% size:15%
>> no.
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For your next feat, you die!
00:07:08.194 --> 00:07:10.329 line:85% position:20% size:20%
>> aaah!
00:07:10.396 --> 00:07:15.334 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
[ sizzling ]
>> gonzo died as he lived, and
00:07:15.401 --> 00:07:18.171 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
Our family will never be whole
Again.
00:07:18.237 --> 00:07:21.073 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
Mr. Steve martin!
00:07:21.140 --> 00:07:22.708 line:85% position:18% size:15%
Yaaay!
00:07:22.775 --> 00:07:23.910 line:85% position:45% size:68%
>> the lord is my shepherd.
00:07:23.976 --> 00:07:24.777 line:85% position:33% size:43%
I shall not want.
00:07:24.844 --> 00:07:25.812 line:85% position:40% size:58%
He makes me lie down...
00:07:25.878 --> 00:07:26.512 line:85% position:20% size:18%
>> ooh!
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Are we burying him in a sybian?
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>> [ clucking ]
>> you know, the last time a
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Muppet died was --
>> excuse me!
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>> don't you mean...
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"Excu-u-u-u-se me!"
>> no! This is a funeral!
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I'm working!
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Do I come to where
you work and
Knock the [bleep] Out of your
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Mouth?
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>> wow. Steve's working blue.
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But he's right.
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We vowed never to talk about...
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That night.
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[ eerie music plays ]
>> [ speaking swedish ]
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>> and then the dad says, "The
Aristocrats!"
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Wakka wakka!
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>> hey, fozzie, why did the bear
Turn red?
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>> I don't know, stranger.
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>> because he was
"Em-bear-rassed."
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>> [ unenthused ] Wakka, wakka.
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>> then how about this --
Because I [bleep] Stabbed him!
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>> waa-haa!
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What a showstopper.
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[ groans ]
>> see?
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I told you the bear was gonna
Die onstage tonight.
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[ both laugh ]
>> hey, guys...
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Can you stop laughing and call
Me an ambulance?
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>> you're an ambulance!
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[ both laugh ]
[ scraping ]
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[ scuffling, fozzie screaming ]
[ squeak ]
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>> first gonzo, now fozzie.
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Could we be paying the price for
What we did to --
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>> don't say that name, kermie!
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>> oh!
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Miss piggy's telling me what to
Do!
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Wow! Hey, everybody! Come here!
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You got to come see this!
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piggy's telling
me what to do!
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Wow!
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Must be a day that ends in "Y"!
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Hey, uh, scooter?
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>> oh, hey, there, boss.
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>> we need to talk about
Skeeter's death.
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>> why, sure.
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I love talking about my twin
Sister.
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If not for that tragic
Accident --
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>> you know, I'm gonna stop you
Right there.
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I got something I got to tell
You.
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Let's play "The little mermaid"!
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>> let's question kermit's
Sexuality!
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Wakka wakka!
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>> hold on.
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Let me grab my floaties.
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>> what a nerd.
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>> [ clears throat ]
moi will play
la petite
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mermaid.
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>> mermaids aren't fat!
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>> wha--
>> yikes!
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Skeeter, if you only take my
Advice once in your natural
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Life, take it now.
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Walk away.
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Ohh!
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>> nanny!
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Skeeter's hitting us again!
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>> yeah, who's the homo now?
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>> [ groans ]
>> unh!
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>> if we do this thing, it's our
Secret forever.
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>> [ muffled screaming ]
[ screaming stops ]
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>> all: nanny!
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>> you killed my sister?!
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>> yeah, well, it
was 60%
Self-defense, but we're kind of
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Burying the lead here.
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We think skeeter's come back
From the grave for revenge!
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>> oh, skeeter will
have her
Revenge.
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[ "Psycho" theme plays ]
>> both: aaaah!
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>> 15 seconds till your death!
00:10:01.400 --> 00:10:03.569 line:85% position:20% size:20%
>> hyah!
00:10:03.636 --> 00:10:06.706 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start
Wha--
>> here it comes! Showtime!
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>> [ clucking ]
>> you can't shoot me.
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Chickens don't even have
Fingers.
00:10:13.145 --> 00:10:14.680 line:85% position:15% size:10%
Ohh!
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>> that bit never gets old.
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[ banjo music plays ]
>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
00:10:21.854 --> 00:10:23.556 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start
Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
00:10:23.622 --> 00:10:26.092 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
00:10:26.158 --> 00:10:27.793 line:10% position:10% size:53% align:start
Bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
00:10:27.860 --> 00:10:30.363 line:10% position:23% size:78% align:start
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
00:10:30.429 --> 00:10:36.135 line:10% position:10% size:35% align:start
Bawk bawk ♪
Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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>> aaaaaaaaaaaaah!
00:10:43.342 --> 00:10:48.647 line:79% position:10% size:68% align:start
[ upbeat rock music plays ]
>> [ imitates gunshot ]
00:10:48.714 --> 00:10:49.648 line:85% position:18% size:13%
Whew!
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