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X-timestamp-map=local:00:00:00.000,mpegts:9000
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[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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>> so, that ends our lesson on
Stds.
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Next, I'm gonna show you how to
Use a condom.
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>> uh, who the hell are you?
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>> what the -- where the hell
Did all these half-baby,
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Half-cabbages come from?
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Oh, damn it, carl!
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>> that boy carl jerk off in the
Cabbages again?!
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>> he sure did!
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>> you got to fire that boy!
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>> I'm gonna fire him right now.
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Carl, you are fired, sir!
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>> carl, you are fired and
Disgusting!
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>> I got this, honey. Carl --
>> you can't jerk off on
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Someone's produce!
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>> I-I told him that, honey.
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You're not allowed to be here,
Carl!
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>> you're [bleep] With our
Livelihood!
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>> I tried to help you, son,
Because you're homeless and
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Drug-addled, but you cannot be
Masturbating on our produce,
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Son.
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>> carl, that is not the way you
Make a baby, by [bleep] On a
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Cabbage head!
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>> I got it, honey.
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>> [bleep] We can't sell it if
It's covered in your semen.
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>> he knows.
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I've already told him.
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Carl, get out of here!
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>> you're [bleep] Disgusting!
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>> you are fired, fired, fired,
Fired!
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>> I do not think we're gonna be
Able to recommend you for
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Another job, unless that job
Implies that you are supposed to
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Have semen on produce!
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>> I'm not gonna recommend you.
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If anyone calls me, I'm gonna
Tell them you are a chronic
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Masturbator!
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>> [bleep]
There's semen everywhere!
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>> this is your last warning!
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Come out or we're coming in!
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[ helicopter blades whirring ]
>> okay, move, move, move, move!
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>> [ gasps ]
>> there he is!
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>> what, behind the turkey?
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>> get him!
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[ turkey gobbling ]
>> [ groaning ]
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>> so, on this day of
Thanksgiving, I,
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President obama, hereby pardon
This turkey.
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[ both gasp ]
>> obama -- soft on crime.
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Vote sarah palin 2012.
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>> dead or alive, you're coming
With me.
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>> not gonna happen.
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>> [ sighs ]
Well, I guess that's it, then.
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I made my first pizza as a boy
Of 13, and now I'm making my
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Last pizza tonight.
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>> nobody made them like you,
Gramps.
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>> hi. Got a pizza for
Silverstein?
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>> ha ha ha!
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Here you are, son.
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You got the last one.
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>> aw, thanks.
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>> enjoy.
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[ bells jingle, door closes ]
[ sobbing ]
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[ muttering ]
>> aah! Aah!
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[ whistle! ]
Aah!
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Ow! Son of a bitch!
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Ah, screw it.
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I'll go to burger king.
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Stupid pizza. [ grunts ]
[ horn honks ]
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>> ah, pizza!
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[ grunting ]
>> hey!
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I want that pizza!
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[ whip! ]
I'm starving!
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[ both grunting ]
>> poop on it!
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>> [ groaning, farting ]
>> [bleep]
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>> the old man later died.
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[ dramatic music plays ]
>> [ bleats ]
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>> tarzan love jane.
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>> I love you, too, tar--
>> but tarzan not
in love with
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Jane.
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>> hello, yellow!
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>> hello!
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[ spy music plays ]
>> do it! Do it!
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Just do it!
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[ gunshot ]
[ crowd screaming ]
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>> [ snorts ]
[ wrist device beeping ]
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>> what's he doing?
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>> take him down! Take him down!
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[ cellphone beeps ]
>> [ laughs ]
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Oh, he was texting me.
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>> we should, uh, probably get
Our stories straight.
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>> mmm! Mom, this is so good.
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What is it?
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>> it's called "Cole slaw,"
Honey, also known as
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"Poor-people
Salad."
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>> mmm! It's delicious!
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How do you make it?
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>> are you my daddy?
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>> sure, kid.
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>> oh. This doesn't seem right.
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[ screaming ]
[ screaming continues ]
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>> so, I just moved to l.A.
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You want to get some
Dunkin' donuts?
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>> brah, we don't have
Dunkin' donuts in l.A.
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[ eerie music plays ]
>> "Knock, knock."
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"Who's there?"
"Steve jobs."
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"Well, you've made my life
Awesome."
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"Oh? How gracious of you,
America."
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>> oh, compact disc, so clear,
So crisp.
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Jobs will pay for making you
Obsolete.
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Have at thee!
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[ disc shatters ]
You've ruined my plan!
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>> what?
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Jobs would be dead right now if
you hadn't shown up.
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>> who are you?
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>> I'm zuneman!
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>> ah, the legends are true.
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>> that's right!
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>> there is a sadder hero than
Myself.
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>> hey! At least I'm not an
Outdated format that's only used
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As a coaster now.
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>> oh, no, no, no, no.
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You're worse.
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Your state-of-the-art software
And crystal-clear sound quality
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Are matched only by your
Terrible product design and
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Counterintuitive menu display.
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>> we're working on it!
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[ grunts ]
>> well, for someone with
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120 gigs, you move pretty slow.
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[ whoosh! Slice! ]
>> ruh-roh!
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Looks like somebody's got a
Scratch.
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Guess I'll have to buy a new
One.
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>> they have repair kits!
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[ gunshot ]
>> what are you doing here, cd?
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I told you, you're over.
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[ shing! ]
[ gun cocks ]
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Don't make me kill you.
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>> you already have!
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Aaah!
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>> he's dead.
00:06:22.515 --> 00:06:23.549 line:85% position:30% size:38%
>> who are you?
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>> I'm zune!
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>> really?
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[ laughing ] Wow!
00:06:26.519 --> 00:06:27.954 line:85% position:40% size:58%
What a terrible design.
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>> make it quick.
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>> hmm...
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I wouldn't waste the bullets.
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>> please!
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Don't leave me like this.
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No!
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>> daddy, what's that?
00:06:36.596 --> 00:06:38.197 line:85% position:40% size:60%
>> I think it's a pager.
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[ banging ]
>> hey, what's that?
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W-who's there?
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Damn it, alfonse!
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That's coming out of your
College fund.
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>> [ crying ]
>> [ gasps ] A teddy ruxpin?!
00:07:01.487 --> 00:07:04.390 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
He can play any tape, and he
Moves his mouth along with the
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Words!
00:07:05.091 --> 00:07:06.325 line:85% position:45% size:70%
Oh! Thanks, uncle gallagher!
00:07:06.392 --> 00:07:07.426 line:85% position:35% size:50%
>> let's try it out!
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I've got a copy of my stand-up
Special, "Melon crazy."
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[ electricity crackles ]
[ whip! Whip! ]
00:07:13.666 --> 00:07:18.437 line:79% position:10% size:43% align:start
[ warble! Whip! ]
>> aah!
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[ grunts ]
[ glass shatters ]
00:07:24.210 --> 00:07:26.145 line:85% position:15% size:10%
Aah!
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No! He's got a cyanide capsule.
00:07:31.551 --> 00:07:34.720 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start
Don't you bite down, you son of
A bitch!
00:07:34.787 --> 00:07:36.789 line:85% position:43% size:65%
You're gonna play my tape!
00:07:36.856 --> 00:07:40.893 line:79% position:10% size:53% align:start
>> [ gurgles ]
>> he's -- he's gone.
00:07:40.960 --> 00:07:43.129 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
Ah. We'll have to listen to it
In the living room.
00:07:43.196 --> 00:07:47.433 line:79% position:10% size:38% align:start
>> [ gasps ]
>> n-o-o-o-o-o!
00:07:47.500 --> 00:07:48.734 line:85% position:35% size:48%
>> whoo! All right!
00:07:48.801 --> 00:07:52.605 line:79% position:50% size:78%
I'm nicky passion, and I'm here
To show you how to manage your
00:07:52.672 --> 00:07:53.472 line:85% position:25% size:28%
Team and...
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>> all: achieve your dream!
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>> all right!
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Oh, check out the mug on this
One.
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Hey, mirror, mirror on your
Face, what brought you to this
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Helpful place?
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>> well, I run my own business.
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>> I'm kidding, rearview.
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I read your bio.
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I know the story.
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Let's take a look at your video.
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>> next time, g.I. Joe!
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Next time, g.I. Joe!
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Next time, g.I. Joe.
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>> but that next time never
Comes, does it?
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>> no.
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>> maybe it's time you stopped
Cobra commanding and start cobra
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Commending.
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You run one of the most
Successful terrorist
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Organizations in the world.
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Isn't that something to be proud
Of?
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>> I guess.
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>> maybe once you step back and
Look, you'll realize that you've
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Already...
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>> all: achieved your dream!
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>> that's not exactly my dream.
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I paid $300 for this?
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>> I'm sorry, sir.
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I don't see a name tag for
Cy-kill.
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>> but I told crasher to book my
Trip.
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She must have failed me.
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You see, I need this seminar
More than anyone.
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>> sorry.
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There's really nothing I can do.
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>> well, there's nothing you can
Do about me taking all the free
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Cookies.
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[ engine revs ]
[ laughing evilly ]
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>> I am megatron, leader of the
Decepticons.
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>> aw, sounds more like a
Self-decepticon.
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[ laughs ] Let's take a look.
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>> this is
your fault, megatron!
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You're firing blanks, megatron!
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How do my balls taste, megatron?
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>> and what's your girl friday's
Name?
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>> starscream.
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>> listen to me now, tons of
Fun.
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It's not the gun in the fight
But the fight in the gun.
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And this guy here is
Starscreaming for an
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Ass-whupping!
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Listen to me now.
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You stand for number one, but
You always sit for number two.
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>> ah. Thank you.
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>> all right. There you go.
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All right. We got time for one
More, folks.
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Where is --
[ scooter beeping ]
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[ whip! ]
Charmin, you all good?
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>> what? Who's there?
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>> whoops.
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I think I woke him, folks.
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>> who's there?
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>> anyway, tommy, do me a favor
And put that shame spotlight on
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The gay blade in 13c!
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>> oh, oh, nicky!
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>> bones, what the hell are you
Doing here?
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I told you, man, I can't help
You.
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>> but I've been doing the
Exercises you gave me and
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Writing in my dream journal.
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>> have -- have you defeated
He-man once yet?
00:10:02.601 --> 00:10:03.970 line:79% position:10% size:33% align:start
>> well --
>> just once?
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>> I mean, what does "Defeated"
Even really mean, you know?
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I mean, one man's defeat is just
Another man's -- hee hee, I'll
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Just go.
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>> all right, get on out of
Here.
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And remember, folks, you can't
Be the top dog if you act like a
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Pussy.
00:10:16.615 --> 00:10:18.217 line:85% position:33% size:43%
Enjoy your lunch!
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[ rock-'n'-roll music plays ]
[ indistinct conversations ]
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[ cloth unraveling ]
>> all: [ murmuring ]
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>> I can see your mumm-balls.
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>> watch out! Evil raisin!
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>> oh, looks like an old
Hacky sack.
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>> ♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk ♪
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♪ ba-bawk bawk bawk-a-wawk wawk
Bawk bawk ♪
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Ba-gawk! Bawk.
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