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X-timestamp-map=local:00:00:00.000,mpegts:9000
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[ thunder crashing ]
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[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
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>> it's alive!
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>> you take the blue pill, our
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Story ends.
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You take the red pill, you stay
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In wonderland, and I show you
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How deep the rabbit hole goes.
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>> [ gulps ]
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>> oh, hello, rabbit hole.
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>> cy-kill is on our tail,
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Scooter.
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We need to go faster.
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>> [ chuckling ] No problem,
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Leader-1.
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Initiating walker mode!
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Hold onto your go-butt!
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>> let's cut this sketch.
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>> welp, they cut nasa's budget
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Again!
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Early retirement with no
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Benefits!
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I -- I-I think I might be having
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A breakdown, jeannie.
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>> oh, no!
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Does master need a back rub?
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>> are you listening to me?!
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Master needs a damn minute to
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Himself!
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>> hmph!
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Maybe I'll just spend the night
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In my bottle.
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>> your bottle's gonna spend the
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Night up your ass if you don't
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Conjure up some whiskey and a
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Fistful of pills!
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[ canned laughter ]
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[ boing! ]
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[ gulping ]
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>> all right, main boosters are
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Ready for a "Go."
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It's a beautiful morning for a
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Launch, ladies and gentlemen.
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[ alarm beeps ]
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Uh, hold on.
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Uh, charlie delta, there appears
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To be a giant old-timey lollipop
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With an erection approaching
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Your shuttle.
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Be on aware.
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>> [ giggling ]
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>> [ slurring ] I'm here for my
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Exit interview, space [bleep]
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>> master! Oh, please!
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>> please wish for it to start
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Raining eyeballs?!
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[ laughs ]
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You got it!
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>> gentlemen, we have some
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Weather.
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>> I am mictecacihuatl, the
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Aztec goddess of death!
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>> aah!
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[ both roaring ]
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>> uh, mission control, we have
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A visual on the cast of
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"Good times" chewing on the fuel
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Cable for thruster three.
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Jimmie "J.J." "Kid dy-no-mite"
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Walker is almost through the
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Insulation.
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Can you confirm? Over.
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>> negative, charlie delta.
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Attempting to communicate with a
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Sentient victorian doll, over.
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>> [ deep bellow ]
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>> I now know what hell sounds
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Like.
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Recommend a tactical nuclear
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Strike at my position.
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Tell my family I love them.
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>> oh, there, there, master.
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>> [ chuckling ] Yes.
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A giant butt!
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Oh, I showed them all, didn't I?
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>> oh.
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>> did you bring the money?
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>> it's right here.
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It's all there, you son of a
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Bitch -- $5 million in bearer
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Bonds.
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Now give me my son!
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>> [ whistles ]
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>> jayden!
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>> daddy!
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>> thank god!
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>> okay, guess we're all done
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Here.
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>> okay. Yeah. I-I guess we are.
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>> unless you went to the
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[bleep] Cops!
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>> you said no cops.
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Is some [bleep] Sniper gonna
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Kill me the second I walk away?
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>> no.
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Is there a [bleep] Trace in
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This briefcase?
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>> no.
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Are you just gonna kidnap my son
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Again later?
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>> why would I?
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I have $5 million.
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>> we'll be right back with
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Another thrilling tale of...
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>> bark! Bark!
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>> you're doing it!
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>> bark! Bark!
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>> good girl, lassie!
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Oh, you bitch!
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>> [ chuckles ]
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Apologies, my dear.
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It's...Kind of what I am known
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For.
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>> daddy, how do they get the
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Cork in the bottle?
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>> well, abigail...
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>> ungh! Aaaaah!
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[ cries ]
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>> stop crying and tell lies!
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>> a-abigail is a good little
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Girl!
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>> ungh! Aaaaah!
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>> [ voice breaking ] W-what?
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>> yep.
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Pinocchio must have read your
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Diary.
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[ mid-tempo r&b music plays ]
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>> whoo!
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>> ♪ everything in this jungle
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Wanna eat you, baby ♪
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♪ I can't blame 'em, 'cause you
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Look so fine ♪
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♪ I want to give you sexual
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Rabies ♪
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>> ♪ sexual rabies ♪
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>> ♪ gimme that sweet, sweet
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Monkey vagine ♪
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♪ though I want to put your
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Pelvis in traction ♪
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♪ on pandora, the main
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Attraction is ♪
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>> ♪ blue rabbits [bleep] ♪
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>> whoo!
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>> ♪ blue rabbits [bleep] Yeah ♪
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>> whoo!
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>> ♪ blue rabbits [bleep] ♪
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>> ♪ you know, you won't see
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Rabbit sex in
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"The lord of the rings" ♪
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♪ smack her in the ass with your
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Ponytail thing ♪
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♪ jake sully was a soldier in a
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Bad position ♪
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♪ he won't be scoring with that
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Spinal condition ♪
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♪ they put him in a body with a
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Tail and fangs ♪
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♪ and what we are presuming is
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An ♪
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>> ♪ indigo wang ♪
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>> ♪ now he's gonna nail all the
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Beaver he wanna ♪
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♪ while the animators spank it
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To zoe zaldana-a-a ♪
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♪ and now we've got ♪
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>> ♪ blue rabbits [bleep] ♪
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>> whoo!
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>> ♪ blue rabbits [bleep] Yeah ♪
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>> whoo!
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>> ♪ blue rabbits [bleep] ♪
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>> ♪ blue rabbits [bleep] ♪
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Everywhere! ♪
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>> and now a word from
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James cameron.
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>> ork! Ork! Ork! Ork! Ork!
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>> ♪ this whole planet's got
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[bleep] Stench ♪
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♪ you can smell it on the
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Other -- ♪
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>> yay!
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>> [ grunting ]
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Got to go!
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[ farts ]
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>> and that's why bottled water
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Is an $8 billion industry.
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>> getting it clean.
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>> I'm sorry, twiki.
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You have diabete-bete-betes.
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>> this lasik procedure
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Shouldn't take very long, fred.
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The success rate is very, very
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Low.
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>> you think this is bad?
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My last job was giving late-term
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Abortions to unwed teens.
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[ canned laughter ]
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>> dean proffitt, since you knew
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That wealthy socialite had
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Amnesia, your actions amount to
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Kidnapping, forced servitude,
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And rape.
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The court sentences you to
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Death.
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>> [ chuckling ] Oh! Hey, hey!
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Let's not go
overboard.
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>> [ laughs ]
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Okay, you can go.
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>> whoo-hoo!
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[ both chuckling ]
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>> I've had the best time
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Tonight.
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>> me too.
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You know, when jennifer said she
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Had a cute friend, I had no idea
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She'd be a silverhawk.
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>> let's, um...
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Skip dessert.
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What do you think?
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>> that is so hot!
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[ clank! ]
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How do I take your armor off?
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>> armor?
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[ chuckles ]
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That's my body.
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>> [ chuckling ] W-what?
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>> partly metal, partly real?
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It's in our theme song.
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>> oh. Yeah.
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I-I, uh...So, well -- so how do
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We?
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>> just pound on my crotch with
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This ball-peen hammer.
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[ clanging ]
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>> oh, yes! Yes!
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>> yeah? Am I doing it?
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>> harder! Do it! Okay! Yes!
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>> all right. I'm swinging it.
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Yeah, yeah. You like that?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Is this doing something?
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Ow! Oh, piss on it!
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I hit my thumb!
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[ clanging in distance ]
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>> shh. Do you hear that?
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>> I think I want to go home
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Now.
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>> are you ready for another
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Incredible adventure?
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>> all: yeah!
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>> casper?
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>> oh, no. It's my mom.
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>> oh, my god! Casper!
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You've come back to me!
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>> no, mom.
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I came back to have fun
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Adventures with my new friends.
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Duh.
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>> new friends?
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Casper, I've been crying every
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Day for the last two years!
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[ crying ] Why'd you have to
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Play by the pool, casper?!
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>> come on, guys.
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Let's ditch this wet blanket and
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Play!
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>> [ cackles ]
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This next tale of terror follows
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The unusual death of one
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Chet masterson, who -- wait a
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Minute.
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I knew a chet masterson.
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Can we find out if...I-it's the
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Same one?
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No, I guess that was a couple
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Months ago.
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He's dead? You're kidding me.
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No. No. I can't do this, guys.
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It wouldn't be right.
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I knew him.
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No! [bleep]
you, jerry!
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I'm not reading it!
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>> [ gasps ]
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"Debbie does dallas"?
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"Taboo"?
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The collected works of
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Eva angelina!
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Finally, I have time -- all the
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Time in the world!
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[ snap ]
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Ooh! Oop!
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No.
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That's not fair.
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There was time now.
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There was finally time!
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>> now, joes, keep your faces
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Right in the dirt and --
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[ sniffs ]
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Oh! What the hell?!
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This smells like dog [bleep]
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>> [ laughs ]
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Duke, looks like you just rolled
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Craps!
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[ laughter ]
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>> doo-doo head!
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[ freedom screeches ]
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>> hey!
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[ polly squawks ]
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Hey!
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[ wolf growls ]
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Hey!
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All right, joes.
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We've got work to do, so --
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[ splash ]
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Aw, a cat pissed in my helmet!
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>> sorry, duke.
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That was my sidekick, cat scan.
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>> why is everyone bringing
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Animals into the pit?!
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>> it's all right here in the
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Handbook, duke -- one animal per
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Joe.
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>> wait a minute.
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You mean we all get a pet?
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[ excited indistinct talking ]
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[ engines rumble ]
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>> the element of surprise.
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Duke to gung-ho, you better be
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Ready.
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>> ready, duke.
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These cobras won't know what --
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[ elephant trumpets ]
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Quiet, dumbolaya!
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For the love of --
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Dumbo!
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>> oh, the sneak attack is
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Blown.
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All joes attack!
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>> here we go, stink bomb.
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Let's roast some snakes.
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[ flamethrower whooshes ]
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[ skunk screeches ]
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>> no! This can't be going on!
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Oh, me bones!
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Oh, they're torchin' me bones!
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I've torched my own bones!
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>> eat throwing star, cobra
00:10:03.402 --> 00:10:04.837 line:85% position:18% size:13%
Scum.
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[ dog barks ]
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Lumpy, no!
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[ dog whines ]
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>> roses are red, pansies are
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Orange.
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I love killing cobras -- ow!
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[ horse whinnies ]
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[ indistinct shouting ]
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>> oh, no! The animals!
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The animals have ruined
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Everything!
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>> no, duke.
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There's still one more pet --
00:10:30.296 --> 00:10:32.064 line:85% position:18% size:13%
Mine.
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[ whale calls ]
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[ crash ]
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>> deep six, that's medal of
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Honor material right there.
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Oh, look out.
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[ both laugh ]
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>> in your face, everyone who
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Said I was useless!
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[ upbeat hip-hop music plays ]
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>> [ scoffs ]
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Aren't you a little old to be
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Clubbing, dude?
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>> I'm only 25.
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I have progeria.
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[ cackles ]
00:11:11.971 --> 00:11:13.839 line:85% position:43% size:63%
I'm not getting in, am I?
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