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[ thunder crashing ]
[ drilling, sawing ]
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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[ electricity crackling ]
>> it's alive!
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>> and now the secret origin of
Mo-larr, eternian dentist!
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Moe larrstein was just an
Average citizen until, one
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Fateful day...
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[ school bell rings ]
...The day he took his s.A.T.S!
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[ ding! ]
With a math score of 520, the
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University of eternia was
Marginally impressed.
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Acceptance!
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Now there was only one thing
Left to do -- apply for a
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Student loan!
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An unsubsidized loan was
Available at a rate of 6.8%.
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But in the most dramatic twist
Yet, moe qualified for a
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Subsidized federal loan at a
Rate of 5.6%!
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Moe suddenly realized that his
Student loan was tax-deductible.
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His deduction could be claimed
Whether or not he itemized said
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Deductions, as long as he used
The proceeds from the loans for
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Qualified education expenses,
Such as room, board, tuition,
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Fees, books, and other supplies.
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His deductions were valid, but
Only if he attended classes at
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Least part-time in a recognized
And accredited program!
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When we return, learn which of
Mo-larr's credits transferred to
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His new school.
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The answers will shock you.
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>> and I'm also a client.
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>> and now a sneak peek at
"Transformers 3."
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>> careful, sam.
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If megatron gets the allspark,
He will rule the entire
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Universe.
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Or it might kill him and then
Possibly raise him from the
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Dead.
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Frankly, sam, I don't [bleep]
Know what the allspark does.
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>> starts friday.
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>> so, after you discarded the
Official massachusetts
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Curriculum, what did you teach
Your science class?
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>> well, I simply told my
Students that when you study how
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The pieces of our world fit
Together, it's obvious it was
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Made by a higher creative
Intelligence.
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[ jurors booing ]
>> he's a monster!
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>> no, please!
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I don't want this!
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Aah!
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>> now rub it in.
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Rub it in all over.
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>> [ crying ]
>> oh, yeah.
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That's the stuff.
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Oh, yeah, I smell it.
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I can smell you from here.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, if I puncture you, you're
Gonna ooze juices.
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>> and now a sneak peek at
"Transformers 3."
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>> yo, dude, have you seen my
Teddy bear?
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>> yeah, my mom said it was
Dirty.
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She was cleaning it.
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>> dude, I had a bag of
Angel dust in there!
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>> oh, no!
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>> [ munching ]
>> no, mom!
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>> bargain gravy starlight
Pumpkin dollars!
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>> mom, mom, mom, mom!
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Mom, you are talking crazy.
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>> aaaaaaaaah!
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>> mom!
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>> unh!
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>> starts friday.
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>> well, I'd like to do that,
But it's against my religion,
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You know.
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>> [ oinks, scoffs ]
>> raaaaah!
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Oh! You must be here for the --
>> raaaaaaaah!
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Hey, feel free to look around
And --
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>> if you need any help carrying
The --
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[ flames whoosh ]
>> who dares disturb the slumber
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Of the ancients?!
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Prepare to be --
Oh!
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You want that.
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Oh, heavens, yes.
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It's all yours.
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In fact, if you'd like --
No way!
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Tell me you did not just --
Oh, that is --
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That's just spiteful is what
That is!
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You know what?
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[bleep] You, all right?
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Just [bleep] You!
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>> hello, governor!
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Ready for a new season of
Tracey ullman's
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"State of the union"?
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I can do impressions!
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"I am a jew."
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"Hey! I'm a cabbie!"
"I'm an angry lady!"
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It's wonderful!
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[ slow-motion ] I created
"The simpsons," sort of.
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>> this summer, prepare yourself
To feel...
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With tobey maguire...
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>> I love you, mom.
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>> ...And jake gyllenhaal.
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>> I also love you, mother.
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Gene shalit says...
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>> I miss her.
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>> leonard maltin says...
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>> I also miss her.
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>> viggo mortensen in
"Carlito's way" says...
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Don't miss...
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>> and now a sneak peek at
"Transformers 3."
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[ telephone rings ]
>> [ indian accent ] Hello.
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Customer support.
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>> [ indian accent ] Where is
The nearest deli?
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>> you mean an old deli or a
"New deli"?
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>> thank you! Come again!
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>> who wants to be a
Millionaire?!
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[ bollywood-style music plays ]
>> starts friday.
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>> much appreciate you letting
Me stay here, son.
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I'm sure the bank just had some
Kind of computer snafu.
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You know, that happens all the
Time.
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I'll be out of here in no time.
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>> if skeletor's army manages to
Breach the --
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>> adam! Hey, check it out --
Cheese and crackers.
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I call 'em "Chackers."
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Who wants some chackers?
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Oh, the towel.
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Well, me and chackers here get a
Little crumby watching my
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Stories.
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Ah, you guys are working.
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I'll be in the den.
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>> I have the power!
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>> but do you have the remote?
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Ha ha!
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I was just joking.
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I thought it'd be, you know...
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Anyway, you're busy.
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>> [ roaring ]
>> hey, adam!
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I can't find discovery channel
For the life of me.
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Do we even get that?
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It's shark week!
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♪ bum, bum, ba ♪
Love me some shark week.
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Never missed it.
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True story.
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All right, if you think of the
Channel, give me a little
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Shouty-shout.
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Back to work.
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>> [ sighs ]
Sack whack!
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I'm sure you'll be happy here,
Dad.
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>> so, this is me placing an
Order for some spicy nachos,
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Some guacamole -- wouldn't mind
That on the side.
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If you don't mind, the mild
Kind, 'cause --
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>> you'll observe "Lights out,"
Or I'll knock your lights out.
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Take that in.
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[ door slams, locks ]
>> [ inhales deeply ]
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[ sobbing ]
>> this might hurt a bit.
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>> I doubt it.
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[ shudders ]
>> [ laughs evilly ]
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Once I transfer my consciousness
Into a smurf body, I'll
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Infiltrate their village and
Destroy them all.
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>> meow?
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>> will I what?
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>> meow?
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>> will I [bleep] Them before I
Eat them?
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>> meow, meow.
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>> oh, cook!
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Will I cook them before I eat
Them?
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[ both laugh ]
'cause I was like, "Oh..."
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I mean, you were almost looking
For a new apartment, man.
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Seriously.
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[ beeping ]
>> ah, damn. Lost already.
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[ wolf howls ]
What is that?!
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A wolf?! A fox?!
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Some other "Party of five"
Actor?!
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And it's out of here!
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[ imitates crowd cheering ]
Yes, now, where was I?
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Oh, yes, terrified.
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I don't know what you're
Blurring out.
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Smurfs don't have nipples.
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[ pop! ]
Not arousing.
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>> a new smurf?
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Most unusual.
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What is your name, outsider?
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>> gargam-- garga-- uh...
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Gargle smurf.
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>> oh, really?
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Well, tell me -- how did you
Smurf that name?
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>> if you're asking whether I
Will gargle your balls, sir, the
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Answer is no.
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>> wha-- moi?
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That wasn't what I meant at all.
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>> more like closet smurf!
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>> then it's settled.
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Gargle smurf must pass our tests
To become a member of our
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Village.
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[ all cheering ]
And vanity's gay.
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[ all cheering ]
>> "Smurf" is not only a noun
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But also a verb, adjective,
Adsmurf, and a dangling
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Partismurfle.
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Now you try.
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>> uh, the smurf...
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>> yes.
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>> ...Smurfed...
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>> mm-hmm.
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>> ...In a very smurfy...
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>> mm.
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>> ...Smurf.
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>> it's like you're not even
Trying!
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>> now you must tame your very
Own smurf-eating bird.
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>> did somebody say
"Smurf-eating?"
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>> both: shut up!
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[ zing! ]
[ bird roars ]
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>> you can do it, gargle!
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>> I smurfed it!
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I smurfed it!
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Aah! Aaaaaaaaaaah!
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Aaaaaah!
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It's trying to feed me to its
Young.
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[ grunting ]
[ bones cracking ]
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Yeah, you won't get me.
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[ all cheering ]
>> I'm so proud!
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Your bird accepted you as one of
Its very own children.
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Did you bond with your new
Brothers and sisters?
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>> I sure did.
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>> ♪ chum, yum yum ♪
♪ chum yum ♪
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♪ chum, yum yum ♪
>> smurfette, I have a
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Confession.
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>> a what?
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>> a smurfession.
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>> oh, my.
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>> I'm not really gargle smurf.
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I'm --
I'm gargamel.
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[ record needle scratches ]
[ smurfs hissing ]
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Wait, wait!
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I see how wrong I was all these
Years!
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>> let's hear him out!
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>> hear him out?
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He ate farmer smurf last year!
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>> in my other body, I was
Bitter and old, but here, I've
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Learned what it means to love.
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>> all: awwwwww!
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>> can you find it in your
Hearts...To love me?
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>> all: awwww!
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>> people, he beat clumsy to
Death with a pipe!
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>> oh, you're going to be a
Great smurf.
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>> smurfette, I finally feel
Like I belong!
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No one's ever depended on me
Before.
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[ flies buzzing ]
[ up-tempo music plays ]
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[ telephone rings ]
>> hey, son!
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Hey...
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I don't like it here.
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I, uh...Want to come home.
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>> dad...
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>> no, no, no, before you go on,
Look, I know I messed up, but
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You know what they say -- a
Man's home is his castle, and,
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Uh, well, adam, my castle's
Filled with death and urine.
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So, uh, what do you say?
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Can dear old dad get his old
Room back? Huh?
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I mean, look, I'll -- I'll give
Up the "Putting my feet on the
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Table," I'll tell chackers to
Take a hike.
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You remember when you fell off
The structure and you had those
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Stitches, and -- and I ran you
To the hospital?
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Hmm?
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Okay, guilty.
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That was "Kramer vs. Kramer,"
But we saw it together.
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Okay, let's think about this
One.
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♪ the cat's in the cradle and
Your dad is scared ♪
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Okay?
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Are you there?
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It sounds like you're working.
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Are you?
00:11:19.812 --> 00:11:21.680 line:10% position:38% size:53%
Yeah, you're working.
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All right, give us a jingle back
If you get a chance.
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I'll talk to you later, adam.
00:11:25.818 --> 00:11:27.753 line:10% position:33% size:43%
This is your dad.
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