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>> [ gulps ]
>> all right.
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We've been doing this for four
Seasons.
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You know the drill.
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Fast and hard, people.
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[ gun cocks ]
>> [ gulps ]
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>> blam! Let's give them all a
Taste of the bitch pudding!
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>> I can't promise everyone
They'll survive season five, but
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I know you'll make me proud.
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Sunshine cowboy, you're new, so
I'm expecting great things.
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[ crash, clattering ]
Let's do it!
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>> aah!
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[ drumbeats ]
>> aw!
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>> [ sobbing ] I'll tell your
Story.
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>> [ sobbing ] I'll tell
Seth green's story.
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Your story has less commercial
Appeal.
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>> no! Water!
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My only weakness!
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Aw, bullets!
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My only weakness!
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Oh!
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[ hollow ringing, wind howling ]
[ muffled clanging ]
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>> geez, I can't believe they
Think a "Saving private ryan"
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Parody is still fresh and
Original.
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>> [ screams ]
I need a medic up in this bitch!
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>> looks like someone hasn't
Been flossing.
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>> ow! You one-dimensional son
Of a whore!
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>> our father, who farts in
Heaven, halloween thy name!
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>> oh! Who's even shooting at
Us?!
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>> it's just a metaphor for
Season five, stupid!
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Aw, "Parent trap," "Mean girls,"
"Herbie," "Georgia rule."
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"I know who killed me."
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>> [ breathing heavily ]
[ screaming ]
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[ machine-gun fire ]
>> ba-bawk!
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>> ♪ robot chicke-e-e-e-e-n ♪
♪ robot chicke-e-e-e-e-n ♪
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♪ thank you, jesus, we're
Renewed ♪
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♪ without a paycheck, we'd be
Screwed, oh! ♪
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♪ I spent mine on meth ♪
♪ so did matt and seth ♪
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♪ I'm not gonna lie to you ♪
♪ no! ♪
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♪ robot chicke-e-e-e-e-n ♪
♪ robot chicke-e-e-e-e-n, ow! ♪
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>> ah-choo!
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>> I-is someone there?
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[ warble! ]
>> [ chitters ]
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>> [ sobs ]
I tried.
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>> sorry, honey, sorry.
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I just got to crap like a
Bastard.
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I can't wait.
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[ farting, water splashing ]
This is getting -- oh, boy, that
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Is -- here comes the second!
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Oh, god!
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>> so long, assholes!
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>> [ screams ]
[ siren wailing ]
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>> I won't last 10 days in
Prison.
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>> blockheads, you are charged
With murder in the first degree
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Of glen gumberson, a.K.A. Gumby.
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[ splat! ]
[ crunch! ]
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[ whap! Whap! Whap! ]
[ pop! ]
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[ gavel bangs ]
How does the jury find?
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>> guilty as [bleep]
>> sentencing is scheduled
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For...
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Now, and it's death.
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[ gavel bangs ]
[ rattling ]
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>> [ farts ]
>> mom, can we have a snack?
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>> wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah.
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>> voldemort! Hey, no-nose!
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>> smell you later, sir.
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[ laughs ]
>> where's your [bleep] Nose,
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Man?
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>> [ sighs ]
I'm sick of all the stares.
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I want the nose job.
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>> this is a big decision.
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You need to be 100% sure you're
Ready.
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>> [ inhales deeply ]
I'm ready.
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Cut me!
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>> ...A nice nose...
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>> that is a great-looking nose.
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>> nose.
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>> wonderful no--
>> ow!
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>> thanks for the new wand,
Mr. Ollivander.
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>> nothing's too good for
James potter.
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>> [ groans ]
Ow! My [bleep] No--
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Ow!
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>> oh, do you validate?
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>> sorry, no.
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>> I'll get you, potter,
Someday!
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>> hey, voldemort, why so bent
Out of shape?
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[ laughter ]
>> he looks angry enough to kill
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That guy's baby.
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[ rhythmic clanging ]
>> [ sighs ] I can watch my kids
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Bang on pots and pans at home
For free.
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[ clanging continues ]
>> please, god, make it stop.
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[ loud clanging ]
[ groans ]
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[ crowd murmuring ]
[ trash cans rumbling ]
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[ crowd grumbling ]
>> I can't do it anymore.
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[ creak! ]
[ stomp! Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ]
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[ creak! ]
[ stomp! Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ]
00:05:23.122 --> 00:05:24.691 line:79% position:28% size:78% align:start
[ creak! ]
[ stomp! Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ]
00:05:24.757 --> 00:05:26.292 line:79% position:28% size:78% align:start
[ creak! ]
[ stomp! Stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ]
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[ kaching! ]
[ smack! Smack! ]
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[ kaching! ]
[ smack! Smack! ]
00:05:29.095 --> 00:05:30.830 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start
[ stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ]
[ smack! Smack! ]
00:05:30.897 --> 00:05:32.765 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start
[ stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ]
[ clanging continues ]
00:05:32.832 --> 00:05:34.500 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start
[ stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ]
[ smack! Smack! ]
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[ stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ]
[ smack! Smack! ]
00:05:36.335 --> 00:05:38.971 line:79% position:40% size:60%
[ stomp! Stomp! Stomp! ]
[ clanging intensifies ]
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>> ♪ oh! Hoo-ah! ♪
♪ oh! Hoo-ah! ♪
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>> I can't take it anymore.
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[ click! ]
[ bang! ]
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[ click! ]
[ bang! ]
00:05:50.783 --> 00:05:52.251 line:79% position:10% size:43% align:start
[ click! Click! ]
[ bang! Bang! ]
00:05:52.318 --> 00:05:54.020 line:79% position:33% size:43%
[ click! Click! ]
>> make it stop.
00:05:54.087 --> 00:05:55.922 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start
[ click! Click! Bang! ]
>> make it stop.
00:05:55.988 --> 00:05:57.824 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start
[ click! Click! Bang! ]
>> make it stop.
00:05:57.890 --> 00:05:59.625 line:79% position:10% size:53% align:start
[ bang! Bang! Bang! ]
[ slice! ]
00:05:59.692 --> 00:06:01.394 line:79% position:10% size:53% align:start
[ bang! Bang! Bang! ]
[ slice! ]
00:06:01.461 --> 00:06:04.497 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start
[ bang! Bang! Bang! ]
[ clanging intensifies ]
00:06:04.564 --> 00:06:05.565 line:85% position:18% size:15%
>> ho!
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>> [ sighs ]
[ bang! ]
00:06:21.781 --> 00:06:24.050 line:79% position:10% size:60% align:start
[ ding! ]
>> a skydiving proposal?
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Baby, of course I'll marry you!
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I wish my parents could see
This!
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>> then maybe you should turn
Around.
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>> mom, dad!
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>> congratulations, honey!
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>> now, you treat her right, you
Hear?
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>> this calls for a toast.
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Bubbly, anyone?
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>> champagne?
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>> what a surprise.
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>> amazing!
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[ doorbell rings ]
>> who is that?
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>> [ grunts ]
>> [ gasps ] Ted!
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>> how could you do it, cindy?
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How could you say yes to him?!
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[ gun cocks ]
>> put the gun down!
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>> you're mine, cindy!
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[ grunts ]
You can't have her!
00:07:01.954 --> 00:07:03.055 line:85% position:25% size:28%
She's mine!
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God damn it!
00:07:04.390 --> 00:07:07.860 line:85% position:20% size:20%
Take it!
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Don't! Don't!
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[ screaming ]
>> [ sobbing ]
00:07:15.401 --> 00:07:15.935 line:85% position:15% size:8%
No!
00:07:16.002 --> 00:07:17.503 line:85% position:30% size:40%
>> oh, shh, shh!
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It's okay.
00:07:18.704 --> 00:07:20.339 line:85% position:33% size:45%
It's all over now.
00:07:20.406 --> 00:07:24.143 line:85% position:33% size:45%
It's all over now.
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[ splat! Splat! Splat! ]
[ splat! Splat! Splat! ]
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>> ♪ build, build, build ♪
♪ work, work, work ♪
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♪ without the work, we'd go
Berserk ♪
00:07:35.755 --> 00:07:37.590 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start
>> good afternoon, my doozer
Brethren.
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Everyone working hard today?
00:07:38.991 --> 00:07:40.126 line:85% position:43% size:63%
>> you better believe it.
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>> we love to work.
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>> you are preaching to the
Mother-f'ing choir there, my
00:07:43.763 --> 00:07:44.230 line:85% position:20% size:20%
Friends.
00:07:44.297 --> 00:07:44.997 line:85% position:28% size:35%
How about you?
00:07:45.064 --> 00:07:47.900 line:85% position:33% size:43%
You like to work?
00:07:47.967 --> 00:07:49.769 line:85% position:23% size:23%
>> y-yes.
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>> oh, yeah?
00:07:51.003 --> 00:07:52.972 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
What do you like more, putting
Scaffolding up or taking it
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Down?
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>> me love the fraggle rock.
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>> yeah, yeah.
00:07:58.411 --> 00:08:00.546 line:85% position:48% size:75%
Me love the fraggle rock, too.
00:08:00.613 --> 00:08:07.353 line:85% position:50% size:78%
Let me see your work visa, son.
00:08:07.420 --> 00:08:10.256 line:85% position:45% size:70%
>> me love the fraggle rock?
00:08:10.323 --> 00:08:11.858 line:85% position:48% size:75%
>> all right, all right, okay.
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Get this guy out of here.
00:08:13.326 --> 00:08:15.862 line:79% position:25% size:80% align:start
>> m-me love --
>> that is a one-way ticket back
00:08:15.928 --> 00:08:17.163 line:85% position:40% size:58%
Across the border, son.
00:08:17.230 --> 00:08:18.965 line:85% position:38% size:55%
Shut it down, doozers!
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>> I think we almost won today.
00:08:21.200 --> 00:08:22.168 line:85% position:25% size:30%
Good effort.
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>> oh, shut up, beast man!
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He-man put his heel right in my
Balls, did a [bleep] Pirouette!
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I can still feel them unwinding.
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What?!
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>> well, I'm sorry, choppers,
But your adjustable-rate
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Mortgage came due.
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>> but -- but -- but this
Balloon payment is astronomical!
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You never told me that I was --
>> it's called "Fine print,"
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Chuckles.
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Maybe you need some eyeballs
Instead of those eye...
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Holes.
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>> oh, I'll get the money...
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When I crush he-man once --
>> bud, lie to me, but don't lie
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To yourself.
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You really gonna crush he-man by
The 15th of this month?
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>> eeeeaaaaah!
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Well...
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>> that property's, what, 12,000
Square feet?
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Duplex that bitch.
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>> okay, well, rent's due on the
First of the month, and I will
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Hold your security deposit in
Escrow --
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>> dude, I've never got a
Security deposit back in my
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Life.
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>> what?
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>> bros!
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Our landlord is
Jack skellington!
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>> all: whoo!
00:09:14.921 --> 00:09:19.325 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
[ thudding, rock music playing
In distance ]
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[ crash! ]
[ crash! ]
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>> oh, damn it!
00:09:26.232 --> 00:09:29.168 line:85% position:35% size:50%
What the -- panthor!
00:09:29.235 --> 00:09:32.672 line:79% position:10% size:65% align:start
[ cheering ]
>> toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
00:09:32.738 --> 00:09:40.713 line:79% position:35% size:48%
[ music continues ]
>> hey! Douche bag!
00:09:40.780 --> 00:09:42.548 line:85% position:35% size:50%
Turn this crap down!
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>> how do you hear music with no
Ears?
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>> magic, asshole.
00:09:47.753 --> 00:09:49.989 line:85% position:40% size:60%
Is that my havoc staff?!
00:09:50.056 --> 00:09:53.225 line:85% position:45% size:70%
This is a mystical artifact!
00:09:53.292 --> 00:09:57.163 line:79% position:10% size:43% align:start
You can't just --
>> uhhhhh!!
00:09:57.229 --> 00:10:00.733 line:85% position:50% size:80%
>> right...Into...My...Eyeholes.
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>> ah, skellington!
00:10:01.901 --> 00:10:04.570 line:85% position:48% size:73%
You are always grinning, man!
00:10:04.637 --> 00:10:06.806 line:85% position:35% size:50%
>> I'm not grinning!
00:10:06.872 --> 00:10:08.574 line:85% position:25% size:30%
I'm furious!
00:10:08.641 --> 00:10:11.077 line:85% position:35% size:48%
Absolutely furious!
00:10:11.143 --> 00:10:12.078 line:85% position:30% size:38%
>> naw-haw-haw!
00:10:12.144 --> 00:10:13.546 line:85% position:33% size:45%
You grinnin', man.
00:10:13.612 --> 00:10:14.613 line:85% position:33% size:45%
You here to party!
00:10:14.680 --> 00:10:16.649 line:85% position:38% size:53%
>> no! I'm here to...
00:10:16.716 --> 00:10:21.754 line:79% position:50% size:78%
Tell you...There's a rival frat
That's totally talking crap all
00:10:21.821 --> 00:10:22.755 line:85% position:30% size:38%
About you, man!
00:10:22.822 --> 00:10:23.522 line:85% position:25% size:30%
>> say what?
00:10:23.589 --> 00:10:25.057 line:79% position:10% size:50% align:start
[ record scratches ]
>> [ gasps ]
00:10:25.124 --> 00:10:27.994 line:79% position:10% size:35% align:start
>> [ belches ]
>> no way!
00:10:28.060 --> 00:10:29.128 line:85% position:20% size:18%
>> yep.
00:10:29.195 --> 00:10:31.731 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start
They say you're not the
Number-one frat at eternia tech
00:10:31.797 --> 00:10:32.698 line:85% position:20% size:20%
Anymore.
00:10:32.765 --> 00:10:33.866 line:85% position:38% size:55%
>> the hell we aren't!
00:10:33.933 --> 00:10:35.434 line:85% position:43% size:65%
We'll show those assholes!
00:10:35.501 --> 00:10:37.036 line:85% position:33% size:45%
>> together: yeah!
00:10:37.103 --> 00:10:37.970 line:85% position:18% size:13%
Whoo!
00:10:38.037 --> 00:10:44.510 line:79% position:10% size:70% align:start
[ all cheering ]
>> who's the number-one frat
00:10:44.577 --> 00:10:45.778 line:85% position:28% size:33%
Now, retards?
00:10:45.845 --> 00:10:48.681 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start
[ splat! ]
>> we'll be right down.
00:10:48.748 --> 00:10:53.786 line:79% position:10% size:58% align:start
[ indistinct shouting ]
>> ahh.
00:10:53.853 --> 00:10:56.155 line:79% position:25% size:78% align:start
>> you're still overdue on that
Mortgage, smurfy.
00:10:56.222 --> 00:11:00.226 line:79% position:10% size:75% align:start
>> oh, I've got a solution for
That, too.
00:11:00.292 --> 00:11:01.494 line:85% position:40% size:58%
>> what are you doing?!
00:11:01.560 --> 00:11:03.062 line:85% position:35% size:50%
>> oh, I don't know.
00:11:03.129 --> 00:11:04.897 line:85% position:30% size:40%
What
am I doing?
00:11:04.964 --> 00:11:08.567 line:79% position:48% size:75%
>> mr. Skeletor, I don't know
What you're suggesting, but...
00:11:08.634 --> 00:11:10.569 line:85% position:30% size:38%
Close the door.
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No teeth, okay?
00:11:11.804 --> 00:11:13.739 line:85% position:48% size:73%
>> yeah, good luck with that.
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