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Yeah.
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Joan Collins revealed...
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We need the TV, Mike.
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Can't you see I'm in the
middle of a show here?
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Yeah? Well, I've
got a better show.
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Mom took all the home movies...
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and put them on tape
so we could see them.
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Why?
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- Well, this ought to be fun.
- Hurry up, Ben.
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- Front row.
- Dad, come on, you're embarrassing me.
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What, not excited about seeing yourself
in diapers with drool down your chin?
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All right, come on.
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Well, he could just look
in the mirror to see that.
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Oh, Mike was such
a cute little baby.
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Yeah, all right. Look, I
have to go study, okay?
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What's the matter,
there's a full moon?
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Look, I'm really sorry I'm gonna
miss out on all this family fun.
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Gee, I do really love it too, you
know, when we pal around like this...
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but I have to study...
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Mike, your mother has gone to a lot
of trouble putting these films on tape.
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It's okay, if he doesn't
want to see them.
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Oh, he does.
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Dad, are you suggesting
that I shouldn't study?
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Yes, I am, Mike.
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I think you're spending far
too much time studying...
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and too little time
staring blankly at the TV.
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Ben, I'm not waiting for
you, and your tape is first.
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Let's go, let's go, let's go.
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Ben, you just ate a full dinner.
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This isn't for me.
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This is for my
family who I love.
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Here we go.
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Hey, you said the
first tape was me.
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This is Mike.
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Ohh.
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Gee, Mike, you sure
look like a weenie.
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All right, look, I'm
staying, all right?
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The least you can do is put off
my humiliation until he's asleep.
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Well, this sure cuts into my
fun. How about you, Maggie?
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Yes, humiliating Mike was the one
reason I had these movies transferred.
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Yeah.
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But if he'll stop making
snide comments...
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and join in the fun by
playing background music...
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just so five years of piano
lessons don't go down the drain.
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Yeah, all right.
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Look, now, I know this
family fun is gonna kill me.
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This is my tape.
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She's a maniac, maniac, I know
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And she's dancing Like
she's never danced before
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I'm not playing
this while he's here.
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Could you guys be a little bit
mature and just let a tape play?
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What is this? Who is this?
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I bet you forgot
we even had these.
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Hey, Dad, you never told us
you had a brother who was a geek.
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That's Dad.
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He's the geek.
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Come on, Dad.
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Come on, Mom went to a lot of
trouble to put these movies on tape.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, it's okay.
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If he doesn't want
to see them, it's okay.
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Oh, Maggie, I want
to see my tape, yes.
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Hey, I know, let's
watch my tape.
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No, no, I'll be proud
to show my tape.
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- Yay!
- I'll be thrilled to show my tape.
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Thank you, Mike.
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This is the far-out
group you led in college?
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That's us. The Wild Hots.
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Come on, guys, it
was the perfect name.
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They were wild
and they were hot.
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They were babies, look at them.
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You were on TV?
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Yes, the Rock 'n'
Roll Talent Search.
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We were the state
finalists from Rhode Island.
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Ooh!
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I still remember
my dad's reaction...
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when you came to pick
me up in that costume.
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He said you looked
like a Vietcong.
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Well, he wasn't young
and hip like we were.
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He was the same age you are now.
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- No.
- Yes.
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- Really?
- Really.
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No, he was pushing fort... No.
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Oh, they're doing the twist.
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Gross.
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Well, we seem to be low on
popcorn. I think I'll make some more.
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- Oh, honey, I'm sorry.
- Oh, Dad.
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All right, I'm out of here.
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Hey, I know, let's
watch my tape.
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Ben, the party's over.
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Aww.
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You're very quiet tonight.
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Mm.
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In fact, you're so quiet,
it's like you're not even here.
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Jason?
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Honey, I was talking to you.
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Sorry.
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I think seeing yourself that
young made you feel a little old.
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Old? Ha!
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In fact, I would guess that you were
in that bathroom staring in the mirror...
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probably looking for gray hairs.
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Well, you couldn't
be more wrong.
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I'm hardly the kind of guy
who goes looking for gray hairs.
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I'm sorry, you're right.
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That's ridiculous. You
weren't looking for gray hairs.
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- I'm a young man.
- Okay, okay, I'm sorry.
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It's just that you've never been
so sensitive about your age.
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And I'm not now, either.
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Even though, as you point out, I am
the same age as your parents were...
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when we met, which is not true
because your dad was six months older.
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- Bye, Mom.
- Ben, where are you going?
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- Stinky's, I told Dad.
- Ben.
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Mom.
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Now, I'm glad you told your father
that you were going to Stinky's.
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But your father doesn't know I
wanted you to clean your room.
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But, Mom, I promised Stinky he
could see the tape of Dad looking funny.
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No, absolutely not.
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Then I don't get to see the pictures
of Stinky's mom before she got fat.
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Ben, go to your room and
don't come out until it's clean.
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Mom, I'm gonna go to the
schoolyard and shoot some hoops.
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Okay. Hoops? Mike, wait.
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- No, my room's clean, Mom.
- No.
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Clean clothes in the
drawer, dirty in the hamper.
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- Mike.
- What?
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That's not what I
want to talk about.
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You mean I did
all that for nothing?
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- Mike, I wanna ask you a favor.
- What?
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Well, you see, after watching
all those old movies last night...
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well, your father
started feeling old.
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Well, he is.
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I mean old as in
out of it, over the hill.
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Yeah.
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Michael, please, I want you to help
me make your father feel younger.
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Is that so hard for
you to understand?
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Now, Mom, how can he feel old when
he's married to a young fox like you?
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Ohh.
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Michael, would you please play
a little basketball with your dad?
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And... - Throw the game?
- Well...
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- Take a dive?
- Yeah.
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- And don't let him know about it?
- Right.
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Hey, no problem. I'm an
old hand at fooling Dad.
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Oh, Dad.
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Dad?
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Such a nice boy...
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with such a foxy young mother.
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Hey, nice drive, Dad.
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- Hey, what can I say? I'm good.
- Yeah.
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Here we go.
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Whoa.
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Oh! You are too
quick today, Dad.
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Yes.
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You wouldn't by any chance
be letting me win, would you?
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Letting you win?
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Are you kidding?
Why would I do that?
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Well, for one thing, your mom
doesn't like to admit she's wrong.
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- Mom?
- Uh-uh.
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Now, why would she
think that you feel old?
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- I mean, she doesn't think...
- I'm warning you, Mike.
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Don't start patronizing your
old ma... Your father, okay?
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Because I can still keep up
with you, you know. Uh-huh.
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- Yes.
- Yeah, right, Dad.
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No, really. Come on,
take your best shot.
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Come on, we'll see who's sucking
wind at the end of this one, okay?
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- All right.
- Come on.
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None of that hot
dog stuff either.
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- That's what we were...
- Real game.
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Unless you're afraid to be
humiliated. I'll understand.
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You gonna try out for
the girls' team this year?
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- No, all right. Let's go.
- Let's see what you're packing. Come on.
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Okay, lucky shot.
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Come on, Dad,
that's 28. I've had it.
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Yeah.
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All right, I'll let you
off the hook this time.
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Come on, Dad.
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Only 25 more points
and you're right back in it.
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Come on, Ben. Can't
you see the man's tired?
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Ohh.
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What's the matter? You're
afraid I'm gonna catch up?
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I'm just getting my second wind.
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All right, Dad. Come
on, you can do it.
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- Shut him down.
- Yeah.
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Hey, come on, Dad.
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Hey, Dad, you all right?
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I slipped on
something right there.
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Ow.
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- What is it?
- I turned my ankle.
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Yeah, I knew we played
too long. Parents never listen.
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No, look, I'm fine, all
right? Just give me a minute.
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I'll walk it off.
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Look, Dad, I'm really bushed. I
couldn't play another second, all right?
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- Okay.
- All right, great.
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I'm gonna go to school,
get in a game. See you later.
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Dad, I think you're
a radical player.
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- Yeah, well, I know how to play.
- Especially for a guy your age.
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Ow!
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Don't worry, Dad,
I'll take care of you.
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Ben, what are you doing here?
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I live here.
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We're supposed to have
Dad out of the house by now.
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What do you want from me? The
man had to go to the bathroom.
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- Ben, where's your dad?
- In the bathroom, I hope.
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So, what do you think, Ben?
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I think this is gonna make
him even more depressed.
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Oh, no, Ben.
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Once he starts playing rock 'n'
roll, he's gonna feel like this again.
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And that's good?
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You bet.
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- Where do we stash this till the party?
- In the kitchen.
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I'll have your father
go out the front door.
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Okay.
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I'll get it.
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I'm Dave Sacks from
Party Animal Party Rentals.
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- You're early.
- That's our policy.
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- No.
- Yes, it is.
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No, it's supposed to be a surprise
for my dad and my dad is still here.
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Bummer. JASON: Let's go, Ben.
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Well, maybe I could...
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Come on, Ben, this was
your idea to go to the zoo.
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- Let's go.
- This is gonna be great.
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I wanna spend the whole
day at the snake house.
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Anybody else wanna come?
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No, I've got things to do.
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- Carol?
- Oh, no, darn it.
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You know how I love to see God's
creatures in cages, but I have to study.
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Let's roll. CAROL: Um...
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No, you have to go
through the kitchen.
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- No.
- Carol, the kitchen floor is wet.
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Well, so is the porch.
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- Carol.
- Mom.
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Apparently, there's no way out,
Ben. I guess we'll have to stay here.
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No.
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What's going on here?
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Oh, I know.
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The kitchen floor is probably dry by
now. You can go out that way, Jason.
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Thanks, Maggie.
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So the kitchen it is then.
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Hey, you all have
fun now, all right?
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Mike, what's this?
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What's what, Dad?
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What's the mess you're making?
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This mess, as you call it, just
happens to be my project for art class.
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I call it Hold the
Onions or I'll Kill You.
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Let's go, let's go, let's go.
243
00:14:36,776 --> 00:14:38,938
Seaver, you're good.
244
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,604
And the kid can paint.
245
00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:45,408
Hello, test. One, two,
three. Louder, Carol.
246
00:14:47,253 --> 00:14:52,254
Ladies and gentlemen...
Bruce Springsteen.
247
00:14:54,427 --> 00:14:56,453
- Mike.
- Yeah, Mom?
248
00:14:56,629 --> 00:14:58,564
Can you hold it down?
We have a lot to do.
249
00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,633
All right, Mom, no problem.
250
00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:05,563
Well, we have less than an
hour left. Is everything ready?
251
00:15:07,206 --> 00:15:08,299
Voilà.
252
00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:13,677
Ladies and gentlemen, Madonna.
253
00:15:13,846 --> 00:15:15,405
Carol, not you too.
254
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,605
I don't know, Mom.
255
00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:19,412
If this doesn't cheer Dad
up, you ought to divorce him.
256
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:20,712
Of course it'll work.
257
00:15:20,887 --> 00:15:24,221
He'll be seeing his old friends, his old
band. It'll give him a whole new outlook.
258
00:15:26,192 --> 00:15:27,216
I'll get it.
259
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:29,521
Carol, would you and
Mike put up more balloons?
260
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:30,788
Okay.
261
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,734
- Rick.
- Maggie.
262
00:15:34,901 --> 00:15:37,097
How are you?
263
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:38,932
Wild and hot.
264
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:43,103
Well, you look sensational.
265
00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:46,007
You haven't changed a bi...
266
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,742
Well, maybe just
a little bit, huh?
267
00:15:50,316 --> 00:15:51,841
Oh, wow.
268
00:15:52,018 --> 00:15:56,251
Oh! The Wild Hots never played
in a place this classy before.
269
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,913
Kids, this is Rick.
270
00:15:58,090 --> 00:15:59,422
Rick, this is Carol and Mike.
271
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,055
- Hi.
- Hi.
272
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:06,087
Oh, Maggie.
273
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,925
Ohh.
274
00:16:10,903 --> 00:16:12,166
By the way, Maggie...
275
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:14,864
The Wild Hots are gonna
sound a little thin tonight.
276
00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:16,373
We don't have a keyboard man.
277
00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:17,874
Warren said he'd be here.
278
00:16:18,044 --> 00:16:21,708
Well, he's had
a little coronary.
279
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:23,810
- Oh, dear.
- Nothing serious.
280
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,508
He'll be up and
around in a week.
281
00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:28,514
Wait a minute, wait. Mike
can fill in on keyboards.
282
00:16:29,355 --> 00:16:32,154
Hey, Mom, look, I don't know
any of those old, stupid fogey...
283
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:34,953
Classics.
284
00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:39,496
If you know five chords, then
you know two more than we do.
285
00:16:47,206 --> 00:16:51,200
I felt my life begin
286
00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:54,605
So open up your heart and let
287
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:58,582
This fool rush in
288
00:16:59,418 --> 00:17:02,911
So open up your heart and let
289
00:17:03,789 --> 00:17:09,092
This fool rush in
290
00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:19,001
Radical.
291
00:17:20,973 --> 00:17:22,737
Now, Mom, if we
go through with this...
292
00:17:22,909 --> 00:17:25,174
there's a chance Dad's
gonna drown himself.
293
00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,210
Well, I don't think
it sounded that bad.
294
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,781
Maggie, do you have any aspirin?
295
00:17:33,986 --> 00:17:36,319
I rest my case.
296
00:17:36,489 --> 00:17:37,957
Okay, okay. Mike, you're right.
297
00:17:38,124 --> 00:17:41,185
But what am I supposed to do?
I can't throw all these people out.
298
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:43,989
All right, all right, Mom.
Now, we can handle this.
299
00:17:44,163 --> 00:17:46,792
I could set the kitchen on fire.
300
00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,530
No, I like the kitchen.
301
00:17:49,702 --> 00:17:51,500
All right, how
about Dad's office?
302
00:17:51,671 --> 00:17:54,937
Oh, no, look, I'll
handle this, okay?
303
00:17:57,043 --> 00:17:58,705
Rick?
304
00:18:00,212 --> 00:18:01,874
Rick?
305
00:18:02,348 --> 00:18:03,976
Hey.
306
00:18:05,451 --> 00:18:07,352
Excuse me, everyone.
307
00:18:07,853 --> 00:18:09,845
We've had a slight
change of plans...
308
00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:13,220
and I just learned that Jason
has been called into the hospital...
309
00:18:13,392 --> 00:18:16,385
on an emergency in another state.
- Ohh.
310
00:18:19,465 --> 00:18:20,489
I know, I know.
311
00:18:20,666 --> 00:18:26,628
I'm as disappointed as you are,
but he won't be back for days.
312
00:18:26,806 --> 00:18:28,502
Surprise.
313
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:32,542
What's with you people?
314
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,340
What is this?
315
00:18:34,513 --> 00:18:37,779
Look at... Peggy,
it's nice to... Oh!
316
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,579
It's been years.
Doug, how are you?
317
00:18:40,753 --> 00:18:42,779
Maggie, what's
the occasion here?
318
00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:46,221
Ladies and gentlemen, the
founder of The Wild Hots...
319
00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:50,090
Jamming Jason Seaver.
320
00:18:50,262 --> 00:18:51,286
- Hey.
- Hey.
321
00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,456
How are you? Good
to see you guys.
322
00:18:53,899 --> 00:18:56,368
I think it's going well. Do
you think it's going well?
323
00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,026
I think it's going well.
324
00:18:58,504 --> 00:19:00,939
Oh, this is great.
Where's Warren?
325
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:05,371
He had a... He
had a heart attack.
326
00:19:05,911 --> 00:19:07,971
- A what?
- He'll be fine.
327
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,148
He's 38 years old.
328
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:13,718
Yeah, I guess he's finally learned
he can't keep up with the youngsters.
329
00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:16,082
Excuse me, Jason,
can I talk to you?
330
00:19:16,822 --> 00:19:18,723
Better make it quick.
331
00:19:19,759 --> 00:19:22,058
Hey, hey, we're the Monkees
332
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:24,561
People say we monkey around
333
00:19:25,231 --> 00:19:27,723
We're too busy singin'
334
00:19:28,034 --> 00:19:29,559
To put anybody down
335
00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:32,500
Can you imagine that?
A heart attack at 38.
336
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,666
Oh, honey, I had no
idea when I planned this.
337
00:19:37,443 --> 00:19:39,412
What about Rick's chrome dome?
338
00:19:39,578 --> 00:19:42,309
Well, a lot of men
lose their hair early.
339
00:19:42,481 --> 00:19:46,111
Yeah, if they handle
nuclear waste in their shorts.
340
00:19:46,652 --> 00:19:49,144
Honey, the last thing I
wanted to do was depress you.
341
00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:50,345
Oh, I'm not depressed.
342
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:51,821
- You are too.
- No, I'm not.
343
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:55,052
Seeing how these guys
look now even depresses me.
344
00:19:55,995 --> 00:19:58,396
Well, they do have a few
miles on them, don't they?
345
00:19:58,564 --> 00:19:59,588
A few miles?
346
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:03,065
How about the entire
interstate highway system?
347
00:20:03,469 --> 00:20:05,165
And they're the same age I am.
348
00:20:05,571 --> 00:20:09,565
Oh, honey, compared to them,
you look like Ricky Schroder.
349
00:20:10,643 --> 00:20:12,043
Yes, yes, I do.
350
00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,840
Younger than Ricky Schroder.
351
00:20:16,015 --> 00:20:18,575
And I'm the same
age as these guys.
352
00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,118
Not that that matters.
353
00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:27,952
Jason, I've been trying for two
weeks to tell you that you weren't old...
354
00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,755
- But would I listen?
- No.
355
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:33,123
Dude, we knocked the rust off
the edges and we're really cooking.
356
00:20:33,299 --> 00:20:35,393
We need The Jammer.
357
00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:39,532
This song's for you. It's
gonna make you wild and hot.
358
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:43,872
One, two, three, four.
359
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:47,271
Just take those old
records off the shelf
360
00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:51,040
I'll sit and listen
to them by myself
361
00:20:51,717 --> 00:20:54,983
Today's music ain't
got the same soul
362
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:58,585
As that old-time rock 'n' roll
363
00:20:59,125 --> 00:21:02,391
Call me a rebel,
call me what you will
364
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,823
Say I'm old-fashioned,
say I'm over the hill
365
00:21:06,532 --> 00:21:09,764
Today's music ain't
got the same soul
366
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:13,429
As that old-time rock 'n' roll
367
00:21:14,039 --> 00:21:16,941
- Still love that old-time
rock 'n' roll - Rock 'n' roll
368
00:21:17,810 --> 00:21:21,178
- The kind of music just soothes
my soul - Soothes my soul
369
00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:24,712
- I reminisce about the
days of old - Days of old
370
00:21:25,317 --> 00:21:28,253
- And that old-time
rock 'n' roll - Rock 'n' roll
371
00:21:55,481 --> 00:21:58,576
- Come on, Dad, I can't keep up with you.
- Don't you forget it, kid.
372
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,845
- Still love that old-time
rock 'n' roll - Rock 'n' roll
373
00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:05,953
- The kind of music just soothes
my soul - Soothes my soul
374
00:22:06,425 --> 00:22:09,554
- I reminisce about the
days of old - Days of old
375
00:22:10,196 --> 00:22:13,428
- And that old-time
rock 'n' roll - Rock 'n' roll
376
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:17,161
Rock 'n' roll
377
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:21,306
Soothes my soul
378
00:22:30,216 --> 00:22:35,086
If I gave my heart
379
00:22:35,788 --> 00:22:37,780
To you
380
00:22:38,691 --> 00:22:45,896
I must be sure
From the very start
381
00:22:46,265 --> 00:22:52,168
That you Would love me - Jason?
- Hm?
382
00:22:52,338 --> 00:22:54,170
How long are you
gonna play your guitar?
383
00:22:54,340 --> 00:22:56,809
Just a few more
minutes, I promise.
384
00:22:56,976 --> 00:23:01,812
If I trust in you
385
00:23:02,281 --> 00:23:04,375
Oh, please
386
00:23:05,651 --> 00:23:08,177
Maggie, I can't
play in the dark.
387
00:23:08,354 --> 00:23:10,380
Well, I can.
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