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(music)
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(♪ CREEPY MUSIC ♪)
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(rustling)
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(pouring)
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(grinding)
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(wind blowing)
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(bubbling)
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(whispering)
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(blender whirring)
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Hey, hey ladies! It's your girl Olivia with my
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top three tips to keep him interested,
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oh yes, interested, via text. Now, rule number one...
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Ladies... do not text him first (voice becomes muffled)
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(struggling breaths)
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(sighs)
(phone chimes/vibrates)
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(click)
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(sighs)
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Olivia: Before I sign off, I have some very exciting news.
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I'm hosting a contest for ten lucky fans
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to receive a one‐on‐one beauty and relationship consultation
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to unlock your most alluring, infatuation‐worthy, self.
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So, I'm going to need you to click the link in bio‐
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(slam)
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♪ ♪ ♪
(scrolls, clicks)
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(typing)
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(scrolls, clicks)
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(ticking)
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(knock, knock)
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(♪ WHIMSICAL MUSIC ♪)
(door creaks)
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Um, hi! My name is‐
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Sammy Stevens. Likes Johnny but you've never
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actually met in person and the only photos he's seen of you
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are ten years old.
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Your ex left you for a younger woman, which is why you're
(typing, phone chiming)
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afraid for Johnny to see what you look like now because
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you're no longer as young and pretty as you used to be.
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(phone locks)
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Hmm. I could see you being pretty
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at one point.
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So, is this the negging portion of the consultation, or...
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Behind that curtain is a glass of my signature
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"Stay Beautiful" protein shake.
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Drink it and your problems are solved.
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Drink a shake. That's your solve?
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Now, it's very important that you drink it
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at the same time every morning.
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First month's supply is free with consultation.
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And how much does it cost after that?
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Well that's a conversation for later, but I promise
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once you drink it you will never want to live without it.
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Alright! Uh, whatever.
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(music swells)
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Oh, and Sammy.
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Stay beautiful.
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♪ ♪ ♪
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(♪ FUNKY MUSIC ♪)
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(gulps)
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(sighs)
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(thud)
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(thud)
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(SCREAMS)
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(clanging)
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(clanging)
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(SCREAMING)
(teeth grinding)
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(gasping)
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(bones breaking)
(gasping, grunting)
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(heavy breathing)
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(back and bones breaking)
(SCREAMING)
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♪ ♪ ♪
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(click)
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(pouring)
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(scooping)
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(slicing)
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(blender whirring)
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(gulp, gulp)
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(click)
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(pouring)
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(scooping)
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(slicing)
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(blender whirring)
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(gulp, gulp)
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(click)
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(pouring)
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(scooping)
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(slicing)
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(blender whirring)
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(gulp, gulp)
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(kissing)
(heavy breathing)
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(chuckles)
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Sammy, look, I don't want to pressure you,
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but, um, I like you a lot and‐
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You can come in, but you're not spending the ni‐
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(chimes)
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Mmmm
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(click)
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Johnny: Hey, uh, who's this?
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Wh‐
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Is that your sister?
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It's me. From a long time ago.
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Oh, that's good cause, uh,
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woulda been kind of awkward if it was your sister.
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I think you look pretty gorgeous.
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♪ ♪ ♪
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Johnny: That's a nice one.
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Hm.
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(click)
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(♪ ROMANTIC MUSIC ♪ )
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(kissing)
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(music intensifies)
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(coughs)
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(gasps)
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(coughs)
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(♪ HECTIC MUSIC ♪)
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(vomitting)
(clattering)
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(whimpering)
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(music stops)
(footsteps creaking)
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Uh, Sammy, you okay in there?
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(♪ HECTIC MUSIC ♪)
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(SCREAMS)
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Olivia: Thanks for watching! Now, be sure to
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like and subscribe below, and as always...
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Stay beautiful.
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(chuckles)
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Smooches!
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(♪ CREEPY MUSIC ♪)
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