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(music)
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(upbeat music)
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‐ [Woman On Phone] Yeah,
but are you starving?
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‐ No, I'm not starving.
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It's the juice every two hours one.
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‐ [Woman On Phone] Is it any good?
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‐ Yeah, the beet juice can
pretty much go fuck itself,
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but the nut milk horchata's
actually really delicious.
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It's the last one.
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Yeah.
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You are? I'm not gonna have time.
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Oh, I am gonna get waxed though.
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‐ [Woman On Phone] Anything special?
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‐ Yeah, a little landing strip.
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In case there's a little pilot
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that wants to land
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his plane
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or her plane.
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‐ [Woman On Phone] Sure.
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‐ I'm not picky. It's Palm Springs.
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‐ [Woman On Phone] I'm on my period.
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‐ Have you heard of this
DIY facial you can do
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with your own menstrual blood?
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‐ [Woman On Phone] Really?
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‐ Yeah, you kind of plop some on
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and it regenerates your face.
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‐ [Woman On Phone] How?
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‐ It's because of stem cells or something.
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Basically like, little
babies on your face.
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‐ [Woman On Phone] Um, ew.
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‐ Yeah.
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It just lifts and tightens.
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‐ [Woman On Phone] Ew. I'll try it.
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‐ I feel like
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my face is melting off of my face.
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Do you know what I'm talking about?
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‐ [Woman On Phone] I do.
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‐ Like I had a face
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and it was up on my face,
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and now it's melting.
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‐ [Woman On Phone] It's
not. You're gorgeous.
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‐ Hang on, I'm gonna put you on speaker.
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‐ [Woman On Phone] Okay, cool.
(tense music)
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Are you wearing a
two‐piece in Palm Springs?
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Hello?
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‐ No, I'm not gonna wear a
two‐piece in Palm Springs.
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‐ [Woman On Phone] Oh
my God, I'm so jealous.
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I have like, 16 one piece suits, stupid.
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‐ Have you seen Mindy? She looks amazing.
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She basically had a baby yesterday.
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‐ [Woman On Phone] I am so happy for her.
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(mask beeps)
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‐ Weird.
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Yeah, her body is incredible.
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I'm so happy for her.
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Ugh, God, my mask is like‐
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‐ [Woman On Phone] Are you
doing your light thingy?
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(mask beeps)
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You know, you're supposed
to do that in the morning.
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‐ Hang on.
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Something is going on.
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‐ [Woman On Phone] What
is happening over there?
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‐ I'm gonna call you later.
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‐ [Woman On Phone] Wait, are you okay?
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‐ Yeah, I love you.
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‐ [Woman On Phone] I
love you, Palm Springs!
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‐ Whoo, Palm Springs! Okay, bye.
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‐ [Woman On Phone] Bye.
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(mask beeps)
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‐ Fuck.
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(intense music)
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh my God.
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(woman groans)
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God.
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(woman screams)
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What is that smell?
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It's my face.
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It's my face!
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(woman screams)
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♪ So beautiful. ♪
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Oh, I look amazing.
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I glow.
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♪ You're gonna be so
jealous when you see me. ♪
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(woman screams)
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You're gonna think you
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time traveled.
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♪ Yes, to 2005. ♪
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♪ Young and beautiful. ♪
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‐ Here it is.
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‐ Yo, Phillips. I dare you to knock.
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‐ Hell, no.
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‐ That's weak.
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‐ You do it, then.
‐ I would.
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‐ Oh, you would?
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‐ I'll do it.
‐ Oh, shit.
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‐ My mom said it's not a
monster like everyone says.
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(tense music)
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(door knocks)
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‐ [Woman] Come in!
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‐ Hello?
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‐ [Woman] Yeah, come on in. Don't be shy.
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That's it.
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Hi!
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‐ Hey.
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‐ [Woman] Oh, you have beautiful skin.
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Your skin has not one wrinkle.
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‐ What?
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‐ [Woman] I want your face.
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(girl screams)
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I'm gonna need your face.
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(girl screams)
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(calm music)
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