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(intensifying whooshing)
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‐ [Girl] I am crushing
this meditation retreat.
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Like this is some
hardcore adulting.
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I feel so zen.
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What a deep and
meaningful experience.
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I can't wait to post about it.
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(loud breathing)
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What the hell is
wrong with this dude?
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Who actually breathes like that?
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His spit particle germs
are getting on me!
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Am I gonna get sick?
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Girl, just breathe,
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you got this.
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(deep sighing)
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I am so bored.
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How long 'till lunch?
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Mm, I would hit that.
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Oh, my God.
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Can he read my mind?
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Uh, who's this chick?
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Are they talking about me?
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Am I in trouble?
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What the hell is going on?
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This place is sketchy.
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Last time I sign up
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for a random meditation
retreat online.
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(deep breathing)
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I need some air.
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(intensifying background noise)
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(bells dinging)
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Is this a freaking cult?
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(quick clapping)
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What the fu‐‐
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I've gotta get out of here.
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I am so lost.
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I swear, the
entrance is this way.
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Is that tree glaring at me?
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(loud whooshing)
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I'm so hungry.
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Am I gonna starve to
death in the woods?
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Would my cat even care?
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Are they following me?
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Am I going crazy?
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(quick heavy breathing)
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(loud whooshing)
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It's okay.
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You're safe now.
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(bells lightly dinging)
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(intensifying buzzing)
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Don't
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freak
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out.
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(loud groaning in background)
(bells dinging)
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(heavy sighing)
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This feels incredible.
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Girl, you are totally safe.
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This isn't a cult.
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Stupid anxiety.
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It was all in your head.
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‐ [Teacher] I'm in your head.
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(loud gasping)
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(bell lightly dinging)
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