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♪♪♪
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We all know it can smell
fear up to three miles away.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, it happened to my aunt
a couple months back.
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She was sittin'
on the can
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and she started
thinking about it.
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And it came right up
out of that toilet
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and sucked her down
into the sewer.
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Man.
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Well, it took
all of my children
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when I was
in the shower.
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Never even saw the thing.
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That's 'cause if you see it,
you're already dead.
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(electricity crackling)
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(creature growling)
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Everyone just remain calm.
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It can't hurt us
if we're not afraid.
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Everybody run!
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Get down and be quiet!
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‐(creature growling)
‐Aah!
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‐Run!
‐Aah!
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(metal creaking)
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Aah!
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(grunting)
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(creature growling)
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(roars)
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That's it?
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It's just... bad CGI?
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(roars)
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"Look at the thing
and you're already dead."
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From what?
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Am I supposed to die
from disappointment?
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I have been living off
canned whole chicken
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for bloody days
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because I thought
it was the apocalypse.
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And this?
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This is the thing?
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(creature sighs and whimpers)
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Screw it.
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I'm going to find
myself a cup of tea.
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Hello?
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