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♪♪♪
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Oh, my God.
This is amazing.
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Don't move.
Now smile.
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‐(shutter clicks)
‐That is so cute.
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I'm gonna post it.
Hashtag "bath time."
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Hashtag...
Hashtag "little old man..."
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(voice continues
indistinct)
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‐You shouldn't post that.
‐Hmm?
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If you post it,
he's gonna come for you.
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Who's gonna come for me?
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Monstagram.
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Monstagram?
Who's Monstagram?
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The monster that lives
in the Internet.
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If you share something
that should be private
and he hates it,
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then he kills you.
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Honey,
that's impossible.
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No,
you're not listening.
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Monstagram is big and yucky
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and has big squishy hands
that can kill you
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and also a duck on his back
that can also kill you.
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Sweetie, a duck
could never kill me.
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And I post all the time,
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so I think I would have
met him by now.
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No, because he only comes
if your share gets 100 likes.
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And you've never
gotten that.
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Well,
I guess we'll see,
won't we?
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Wait!
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Look, sweetie,
I know it's scary
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that Mommy is always
sharing pictures of you
with strangers,
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but when Mommy had you,
she had to give up...
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Just let Mommy be creative
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and do her thing, okay?
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It's the least you can do.
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Oh, my God.
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We're about to hit a hundred.
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100.
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See how popular we are?
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Nothing scary about that.
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(roars)
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Monstagram.
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(roars)
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‐Oh!
‐Aah!
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(quacks)
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Monstagram!
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