All language subtitles for Birds of Prey (2002) S01E04 Three Birds and a Baby 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DDP 2.0 H.264-Farscape1_track3_[eng]

[Alfred]
Legend tells of a caped
crusader..

...Batman,
guardian of New Gotham

and his one true love

Catwoman, the queen
of the criminal underworld.

Their passion left behind
something extraordinary

a daughter, Huntress.

Half-metahuman, she has taken
up her father's mantle

and under cover of the night

fights to protect
the innocent and helpless.

Joining her in this struggle,
Oracle

who was once Batman's
protégée, Batgirl.

She was caught
in the crossfire of the war

between Batman and Joker.

[gunshot]

Now she fights crime
a different way

a master of the cyberrealms and
mentor and trainer to heroes.

Together, they have taken
in a young runaway, Dinah.

A metahuman herself

with powers to open hidden
doors to the mind

powers that she
is only beginning to explore.

Together, these three are
the protectors of New Gotham..

...the Birds of Prey.

[hawk cries]

My name is Alfred Pennyworth
and this is their story.

[female #1]
'No!'

- 'Stop. Leave us alone.'
- 'She's trying to get away.'

- Stop. No.
- Settle down.

[female #1]
No. No. Get away from me. No.

[baby crying]

[woman grunting]

Leave us alone. Don't.

Please leave me alone.

No.

[screams]
No!

No!

Please, help us!

[men shouting indistinctly]

[men grunting]

[siren wailing]

Sorry it took me so long.
Here's your..

[baby crying]

Baby.

["My Remedy" song playing]

[Helena]
'They were trying to take
it away from her.'

I didn't know what
else to do with it.

No, you did the right
thing, bringing it here.

Okay, you know what?
Someone has to take the plunge

if only to stop
the rampant pronoun abuse.

[all chuckles]

[sighs]

- He's a boy.
- Figures.

What? Men always need saving.

[baby gurgling]

Well, we should name him.

I'm good with, "Boy."
I was actually good with, "It."

Helena, don't poke the baby.

How about, "Guy?"

Simple yet insightful.

Guy it is.

I'll hack into
the coroner's database

find out who his mother was.

Might give us a clue as to
what the attackers were after.

Maybe you can find out
where we return him.

What do we do till then?

We'll take care of him.

Take care of him? I can't even
keep a houseplant alive.

No, this is great. I was,
like, the babysitter at home.

Kids love me.

It's easy. It's all about
efficiency and planning.

You're doing that
super-Barbara thing.

'You know
that makes me nervous.'

It'll just require a little
creative scheduling, that's all.

[Helena]
Wait.

You two are actually
serious about this.

We vanquish the forces
of evil every night.

How difficult can it be
to take care of one small baby?

[sighs]

[Guy crying]

What is wrong?

Here, here. Let me try.
Let me try.

- 'Ugh.'
- Hi. Hi.

Helena.

It's like holding
a sack of screaming cats.

He stopped.

[Guy stops crying]

Did I break him?

No. He likes you.
He's smiling.

[Guy gurgling]

Ugh. Coroner hasn't been able
to ID the woman in the alley.

Neither have the police.

Looks like you now
have to go to the morgue.

Mm. Sorry, duty calls.

Oh, and while you're out, you,
uh, better pick up some diapers.

[Harleen]
'Let me cut right to the chase,
Dr. Melfin.'

I'm working on a tight schedule
and can't stand for delays.

I paid you good money to
genetically engineer this baby.

Now, where is he? I bought
a cute little onesie for him.

One of my assistants
broke into the lab last night

and stole the baby.

Now, the assistant has been
tracked down and eliminated.

The baby has fallen into
third-party hands.

Some stranger has my baby?

Aah! Someone quite lethal.

My men didn't really
get a good look.

They were too busy,
um, running away.

Let me explain something to you,
Dr. Melfin.

I know I may look like
the ultimate career woman..

...but all this, it means
nothing to me.

I'm unfulfilled.

The Joker and I
always wanted kids.

Me and my Mr. J, we would have
had such beautiful children.

My green eyes
and his green hair.

Instead, the best I could do

was to have you custom-make
this baby for me

and you lost him.

My biological clock is ticking,
Melfin, and it's a bomb.

I'll get him back.

You'll do nothing of the sort.

It's obvious the
pocket-protector brigade

isn't up to the task.

I'm outsourcing.

Bring in professionals
for the retrieval.

And when I have my
baby back..

...then I'll decide
whether I'm gonna let you live.

[shutter snaps]

[Barbara]
'Facial-recognition software
searching.'

[Guy crying]

[Helena over radio]
'Everything alright
with you and Dinah?'

'Sounds hectic.'

Yeah, it's nothing
we can't handle.

Okay, search came up negative.
Same on the fingerprints.

You know what?
Try the resonant image scan.

No significant dental work,
no broken bones.

'Ho, ho. Back up.'

[over radio]
'Scanner over her shoulder.'

'There's something
under he skin.'

Looks like a biochip.

- I can feel it.
- 'Good, cut it out.'

I don't get paid
enough for this.

That chip may be the way
we can tell who she is.

Alright.

Cutting.

You know, you really shouldn't
sneak up on people like this.

Well, you're one to talk.

You've been sneaking up on me
for weeks now

and all I seem to know
is you call yourself Huntress.

Are you angling for a phone
number, detective?

Would it do me any good
if I say yes?

I doubt it.
But I'd enjoy watching you try.

I'm not surprised to find you
standing over a dead body.

I'm not even surprised
that you're cutting into one.

But what are you doing
with these?

You don't exactly strike me
as the motherly type.

Thought you'd be less quick
on your judgments.

Worked so well
for you last time.

You're still mad.

That you called me a thing
and tried to shoot me?

Oh, why would I be
mad about that?

Can we be really clear
about something?

I didn't actually
shoot at you.

Because you got
shot at first.

I'm not gonna
win this one, am I?

Mm-mm.

[Barbara over radio]
'Helena, I need you
back here now.'

'We have an emergency.'

On my way.

Sorry, gotta bolt.

Wait a minute, wait..
Huntress, you..

You forgot your pacifiers.

[Dinah]
'Oh, it's boiling..
It's boiling over.'

Barbara, what is the emergency?

These are not ultra-absorbent.
I really needed those diapers.

Where have you been?

I ran into Reese,
we were talking.

[Guy crying]

[Dinah]
As much as I'd love to stay here

and hear the latest chapter

of how you looked
into each other's eyes

but actually didn't get
anywhere, I have to get changed.

I was bouncing him to quiet him
down and he barfed on me.

I believe the correct
term is "spit up."

What are you, off duty?

Might I remind you, Miss Helena,
I'm a butler, not a nanny.

I thought you raised Bruce Wayne
from the time he was little.

Oh, yes, indeed.

It does seem I have been
taking care of children

and everyone else
for more years than I can count.

Still... it's nice
that you're developing

an appreciation of my work.

- Where are you going?
- 'To get a biscuit.'

Take him.

Just for a second.
I'm gonna get a burp cloth.

[Helena]
Huh.

Yeah.

See, you were doing it all
wrong. Hmm.

What? It's obvious.

Oh, here's your biochip.

Guy looks tired, should I
take him to the penthouse?

Uh, no, Alfred brought over a
bassinet from the manor

it's just over there.

[Helena]
Come on. You've gotta sleep.
I'm tired.

[Guy crying]

♪ Rock-a-bye baby
on the tree top ♪

♪ When the wind blows
the cradle will rock ♪

♪ When the bough breaks
the cradle will fall ♪

♪ And down will come baby
cradle and all ♪♪

[Guy gurgling]

You know, this doesn't
mean that I like you.

[chuckles]

[Helena]
He's asleep.

I always thought
I would be the maternal one.

It's nice to see how you're

well, you know,
taking to a baby.

- I'm not taking to anything.
- Of course not.

The sooner he gets back
to the family the better

as far as I'm concerned.

Yes.

What have you got?

The biochip you retrieved was
some kind of heavily encrypted

high-tech electronic passkey.

- I just broke the code.
- And?

And it's from
a biotechnology laboratory.

Simcron Labs.

Guy's mother must
have worked there.

Hmm.

So we should probably
pay them a visit.

I wonder what was
so special about her

that those thugs
wanted her dead.

[Guy crying]

[Helena shushing]

[Helena]
Don't cry, Guy.

What in the world is wrong?

I had a bad dream.

Okay.

Macaroni is good.

He sure knows how to eat.

Yeah, the thing freaking me out
is, how'd the kid learn to talk?

Why do we live
inside a big clock?

Ah. He has a point.

Hey, don't look at me.
I didn't pick it.

Senior superhero
chooses the lair.

You know, maybe he's an alien.

Or.. Or an android.

Or maybe he's an
alien-android cross.

He's not an alien.

Is he?

According to these readings,
he's human.

Metahuman, to be more precise.

With a tremendously
fast growth rate.

How fast?

Well, based on height, weight,
bone density and behavior..

Ugh.

...he's about 4.

'If he keeps aging at this rate'

he'll D-I-E of old age
in a few days.

We can't let that happen.

I thought you didn't like him.

- I don't.
- Oh.

Hey, let's go get some more
macaroni.

- I just wanna help..
- Hey.

But I'm not sure we can.

Here, take a look at this.

These lines are
some kind of neural mesh

that have been surgically
grafted onto his brain

and major nerves.

Neural mesh?
Can you take that out?

It would kill him.

And even if we could remove it,
I am not sure we should.

Think of him as a computer.
The mesh is software.

- It tells him what to do?
- Uh..

From my analysis, it's more like
it tells him how to do things.

How to walk, talk, eat.

- So he's like a robot?
- Oh, no. Not at all.

He gets skills from mesh

but what he does with them
seems to be entirely up to him.

He's, uh, got his own
personality.

Yeah, I noticed.

Oh, I also found a passkey
biochip embedded in the mesh.

'Like the one we found
in the dead woman.'

Meaning they've both
been to Simcron.

Well, we can make a pretty good
guess who put the mesh in.

Why go through the trouble

if he's just gonna die in a few
days anyway?

'He's just a kid.'

A kid that doesn't know
what's happening to him or why..

...doesn't understand that he's
different, he's a metahuman.

Yeah, all three of us
know what it's like

to discover you're different.

And I know what it's like to be
a kid and lose your mother.

This whole thing is gonna send
me straight to my shrink.

[Barbara chuckles]

[Harleen]
I'm so glad you could come in.

Why don't you tell me a little
about yourself?

And your friends.

I'm a little confused.

You're a psychiatrist?

Well, that's
part of who I am.

I don't suppose you
tell people at parties

that you're a mercenary
for hire?

Willing to kill as brutally as
necessary if the price is right?

I usually leave out
the killing part.

Precisely.

Just as I leave out my plan to
take over all of New Gotham

and bring the city
to its knees.

But that's why you're here.

Due to a regrettable level
of incompetence

among the scientific profession

I seem to have lost
an integral part of my plan.

I need you to bring him back.

- "Him"?
- My baby boy.

So convince me. Why are you
and your men right for the job?

Consider yourself hired.

"'It's your birthday,'
said the big hippo.

"'My birthday?' asked the
giraffe. 'How do you know?'

"The hippo replied

'Because of all these presents
I brought for you.'"

I never had a birthday.

Guy..

Am I different than other kids?

Yes.

You're different
and so are we.

Okay.

Well, we've been frantically
searching for Guy

as you call him

since he was abducted
from our lab.

He has a rare aging disease.
He's a very special child.

[Barbara]
So we've seen.

[Melfin]
'He was scheduled to undergo
an experimental treatment'

'to slow the aging process
when our lab was broken into.'

Industrial espionage.

People are trying to steal him?

The boy is an orphan

and his condition makes him
very interesting

to less-principled scientists.

[Melfin]
'My assistant attempted
to save the child.'

'I'm very sorry to hear
what happened.'

So there's a chance you could
cure him?

[Melfin]
'Well, like I said,
the treatment is experimental.'

Without it, he'll die. I need
you to get him to me right away.

'Time is of the essence.'

We'll be right there.

- I'll get Guy.
- Wait.

We don't know enough
to bring him to them.

Barbara, he's dying.
We don't have a choice.

There's no time to argue
strategy here.

We can't afford
to lose even an hour.

We have to take a chance.

It's too dangerous
to go in there blind.

Then we won't.

[Helena]
'You're driving like a maniac.'

[Barbara]
'When did you become
the backseat driver from hell?'

You should check mirrors
when you're changing lanes.

[Barbara]
'Look, I got us here, didn't I?'

[Guy]
'Who made these straps
so tight?'

[ripping]

- Um.. Guys?
- Yeah.

Where are we?

- When did this happen?
- 'I don't know.'

I'm looking out the window.

He's got the growth spurt
from hell.

- Hey, don't swear.
- Oh, sorry.

- How old do you think he is?
- Ten, 11, maybe?

Which means he's aged
six or seven years.

Yeah, and slept through
the entire thing.

Asleep?

Both times he's taken naps,
he's gotten older.

'That must be when he ages.'

Dr. Melfin will know
how to stop that.

Stay with Guy. I'll take Dinah,
suss things out.

If there's a problem,
we'll signal.

I was relieved when you called.

- Dr. Lewis Melfin.
- Barbara Gordon.

- It's a pleasure to meet you.
- It's.. Aah!

A trap.

[guns cocking]

You're not at all wrong.
Now, where's the boy?

It feels like years
since I've seen him.

[signal beeping]

Wait in the car. Don't move.

And please, stay awake.

Okay.

Oh, come now, don't make me do
something unpleasant.

Now, where's the child?

How about this?

You tell us what
you created him for

and we'll tell you where he is.

Deal?

No.

See, I have a reputation
to rehabilitate.

How about this?

I shoot her in the head
and you tell me anyway?

[Helena]
How about not?

Hope I'm not interrupting.

Very impressive, but are you
faster than a speeding bullet?

Let's see.

[Guy grunts]

- That's my boy.
- 'You.'

[Guy grunting]

Well, uh, you..
You said he was your boy.

[Harleen]
Isn't this delicious?

Baby came home to visit Daddy.

Now, this is what
I call nice work.

Quick, precise, perfect.

Now you can see
why I'm so anxious to find him.

A baby did this.

My boy's growing up.
Where has the time gone?

He was designed to go through
an entire human life cycle

in just three days.

Really, he is the perfect child
for the busy career woman.

Low maintenance,
no sleep deprivation

they don't live long
enough to borrow the car.

If he grows so fast,
why not just get another one?

He's a prototype

a blueprint for my family
of baby assassins.

Completely loyal and willing to
do mommy's bidding.

Loyal. You mean,
you told him to do this.

No, this he did on his own.

Free will. Pesky.

I told Melfin to
bioengineer it out of the boy.

Obviously, one more thing he
didn't manage on the to-do list.

But the child is still
controllable.

That's why we're here.

Mine. This.

Mm. The trigger.

It's like a remote control.

It turns on his programming
to destroy.

Now, all we have to do
is track down my baby.

Guy, we need to talk

about what happened at the lab.

I saved you.

Yes, you did.

How'd you know
how to do all the fighting?

I just knew.

Why am I like I am?

Look up there.

That's Orion, the hunter.

Guy..

...you're a hunter,
just like me.

You killed a man.

Even though it was an accident,
you cannot do that.

Why not? He was bad.

Good point.

I ask myself that same question
all the time.

We have to try
not to hurt people.

- Even bad people?
- I know it's hard.

Sometimes I wanna
hurt people too.

A lot of the time, actually.

But we can't.

Because we're strong.

We have to be responsible
with our power.

Because that's what being
strong's all about.

Are you sure?

I'm faced with
that choice every day.

But you can't give in to it.
No matter how much you want to.

Otherwise..

...you'll be
just like the bad guys.

Okay.

Hey, am I ever gonna
have a birthday?

Of course you are.

With cake and candles
and everything.

Cool.

What do you say we go home?

Okay.

For Master Guy when he wakes.

Children grow up so fast.

Even at a normal pace,
it's never long enough.

I don't know what to do, Alfred.

Welcome to parenthood.

I understand
exactly what he feels.

'Not knowing who you are..'

...being pulled two ways so hard

you feel like
you're gonna split in half.

Indeed.

When I look at Master Guy

there's much
that reminds me of you.

When we look at our children

the hardest thing
is to see ourselves.

All the struggles
and wrong choices.

All the mistakes
we want to help them avoid..

...but we can't.

He has to find his own way,
just as you did.

You've turned out rather well,
I think.

I had time to make mistakes.

When I was a kid,
Barbara never gave up on me.

I won't give up on him.

[Helena]
You haven't found
any answers, have you?

Well, actually I've been
analyzing the neural mesh.

It looks like it has two modes

The passive mode has been
giving him skills as he grows

things like combat expertise.

The active mode,
on the other hand..

Does what, stops the aging?

No, I don't think so.

It's programmed to tap
into the part of the brain

that regulates violent behavior.

Helena, it's obvious
that he's been designed

as some kind
of assassin or warrior.

Warrior, yes. Assassin? We still
don't have any proof of that.

Well, you see what he can do.

I mean, now the only
question is..

[Guy]
'Am I meant to kill?'

Guy.

What am I, huh?
What the hell's wrong with me?

We'll find out, Guy.
Everything's gonna be fine.

You don't know that.
You don't have a clue.

- I'm just a freak.
- No, you're not.

- Yes, I am.
- Calm down.

You calm down. You're not
the one this is happening to.

Why did you save me

if you can't do
anything to help me?

I hate you.

He didn't mean that.

He just needs a little time.

He doesn't have any time.

Neither of us do.
I'm gonna go talk to him.

Have you seen Guy?

- No.
- He's gone.

Tell Barbara I'm gonna find him.

Can I help?

'Do whatever you can.
I gotta go.'

[rock music]

[Dinah]
I've been looking all over
for you. Ooh!

Killer, it's just me.

- I'm not going back.
- Did I say anything?

No, you just feel sorry for me
because I'm a freak.

Oh, please, like the three of us
are so aggressively normal.

'You know, the only one feeling
sorry for you is you.'

Look, I know you may not believe
me, but I know how you feel.

Hey..

...why don't you dump the punk
and dance with some real men?

Well, if you see any,
you'll let me know, right?

Yeah, let's go.

Ugh. You should
wash your brain out with soap.

- 'What's up with blondie?'
- Get off.

Hey.

- Get away from her.
- Yeah?

Make us.

[sighs]

You know, I do
have a cell phone.

I need your help.

My nephew is missing
and I've gotta find him.

Your nephew? Oh, right,
right, right. The diapers.

Can you help me or not?

Sure. Of course I can help you.

Any distinguishing marks?

Only that he's about 14.

Fourteen. In diapers.

Okay, it's a long story

and I don't have time
to explain it now, okay?

We just have to find him.

Okay, okay, easy, easy.

You have any idea where
we should start looking?

None.

[man over radio]
'All units in the vicinity
Sheridan and Twelfth'

'possible riot
at the Club Slippery.'

Looking for a male Caucasian

'mid-teens, violent
and dangerous.'

'All available units respond.'

We just got a police scanner
intercept.

Sounds like some kid just tore
up a teen dance club.

'Police are classifying him
as extremely dangerous.'

That's my boy.

[people shouting indistinctly]

[sirens wailing nearby]

Helena, I tried to stop him
but he wouldn't stay.

- Do you know where he went?
- No, I don't know.

He ran off towards Maple Street.

Okay, go home.

It's okay. I know where he is.

He has such a flair
for destruction.

I positively must find him.

He was here.

Slow down, Guy. I can't keep up.

Now, take your men
and go find my baby.

It shouldn't be too difficult.
Just follow the mayhem.

[male #2]
'Move out.'

It's okay.
Everything's gonna be..

Do you feel it?

Something..

Something dangerous.

Yeah, me.

Guy, something's happened to
you. Why are you doing this?

It all fell into place.
I know why I was born.

- Why?
- To kill.

[Helena grunting]

And it feels good.

- Don't do this. This isn't you.
- Yes, it is.

No, it doesn't have to be.

What are you doing?
Why don't you fight back?

Because the battle you should
be fighting isn't between us.

It's inside you.

You can fight what's
in your nature, Guy. I know it.

You don't have to be
what people expect.

I know how hard it is
to choose not to hurt

but to love instead.

- Why should I listen to you?
- You shouldn't.

The only person you should
listen to is yourself.

It's not genetics or programming
that defines who you are, Guy

it's you.

I face my demons every day.

And there's only one thing
I know to be true.

You can be
anything you wanna be.

Anything.

It's okay.

It's okay.

Everything's gonna be okay.

That might have been
a tad premature.

[male #3]
Kill the woman,
we'll take the kid alive.

- Run. I'll take care of this.
- No, I'm not gonna leave you.

[men grunting]

[thuds]

[dramatic music]

[Barbara]
'Once his attack mode
was triggered'

the aging process sped up.

I'm sorry, Helena,
there's nothing we can do.

There has to be.
He didn't complete his mission.

He stopped.

He changed.

It's okay.

- Just let me sleep.
- No.

You can't, you have
to stay awake.

We have something for you.

Guy.

Guy.

Guy, come on. Wake up.

Guy.

I'm ready to go now.

Look.

Look, today can be
your birthday.

Make a wish.

I wish for you to be happy..

...because that's
what you gave me.

[exhales weakly]

[Harleen]
'Just so I understand'

the woman who has
continually thwarted my plans

is alive and unidentified

the prototype has been
completely lost.

How is this possible?

They were fighting a coordinated
attack, like a team.

He was programmed to kill her.

He was programmed to kill
anything in his path.

How is she
doing it, drugs?

Some kind of counter-implant?

What could she possibly use that
would be more powerful

than a neural mesh?

Well, it looked like
they were friends.

Oh, that's it.

She overrode millions of dollars
in bioengineering research

and surgical procedures
by becoming his friend.

Don't be insane.

Well, I suppose
there is an upside.

They left you
for me to kill.

[sighs]

Whoever you are

I know you're out there
somewhere

and I will find you.

Knock, knock.

Hey.

Thought I'd track you
down for a change.

I didn't startle you, did I?

Not a chance.

Well, listen, there were
no injuries at the club.

Just a whole lot of smoke
damage, you know?

Did you find your nephew?

He's gone.

Gone? Gone where?

Just, uh, gone.

Huntress, I'm sorry.

'About everything.'

What kind of a person
would make a baby

that's programmed
to kill and die

Helena said she saw someone
at the club, a woman.

She didn't see her face, though.

You think..

I'm starting to get a really bad
feeling about this.

Like someone's trying
to put the "organized"

back into New Gotham crime.

So, what do we do?

What we always do.

We find her
and we stop her.

[instrumental music]

[theme music]