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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:42,142 --> 00:00:44,746 Novak takes a devastating blow to the jaw 2 00:00:44,879 --> 00:00:45,847 from Calypso 3 00:00:45,980 --> 00:00:47,214 and he is down. 4 00:00:47,649 --> 00:00:49,517 Three minutes left in the round, 5 00:00:49,651 --> 00:00:53,220 and Calypso is coming in for the kill, 6 00:00:53,353 --> 00:00:54,756 and this could be... 7 00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:02,597 Novak, with the evasive maneuver! 8 00:01:09,704 --> 00:01:10,905 Oh! 9 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:14,642 Let's go, you Nazi piece of shit. 10 00:01:14,776 --> 00:01:16,711 I've never seen a comeback like that 11 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:20,347 since Pretty Boy beat the Kamikaze Twins back in 2038. 12 00:01:57,051 --> 00:01:59,319 -I'm free! -Wow! 13 00:02:22,677 --> 00:02:25,145 Cutie Pie back for the kill. 14 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:35,657 I tell you Samson, 15 00:02:35,790 --> 00:02:38,225 I haven't seen bloodlust like this since Season 10, 16 00:02:38,358 --> 00:02:40,327 when Thrustkill won eight consecutive matches 17 00:02:40,460 --> 00:02:42,229 without a single scratch. 18 00:02:46,634 --> 00:02:48,268 You remember Thrustkill, right? 19 00:02:48,936 --> 00:02:52,439 I had every Thrustkill poster on my wall growing up. 20 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:54,976 I sold my son's Thrustkill action figures on eBay 21 00:02:55,109 --> 00:02:56,410 for ten Bitcoins when he died. 22 00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:59,446 I fucked Thrustkill in 2030 after a match. 23 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:00,715 Best sex I ever had. 24 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:02,150 You know what, where's Cutie Pie? 25 00:03:02,282 --> 00:03:03,283 I like Cutie Pie-- 26 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:04,886 Cutie Pie, if you see this, 27 00:03:05,019 --> 00:03:07,655 I have a fantastic sponsorship opportunity for you. 28 00:03:07,789 --> 00:03:09,489 No, sir, I don't think this is the time or place. 29 00:03:11,826 --> 00:03:12,994 Tune in next week 30 00:03:13,127 --> 00:03:15,129 for a fresh batch of institutionalized gladiators 31 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:16,329 fighting for their freedom, 32 00:03:16,463 --> 00:03:18,066 and place your bets at... 33 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,767 ...Arena Wars. 34 00:03:19,901 --> 00:03:21,736 Bam. 35 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:29,544 Thrustkill. 36 00:03:30,310 --> 00:03:32,345 Those were the days, huh, Gideon? 37 00:03:33,313 --> 00:03:35,550 People are losing their bloodlust. 38 00:03:35,917 --> 00:03:37,451 Yeah, but we still do 39 00:03:37,585 --> 00:03:40,154 exceedingly well in syndication. 40 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:42,289 Syndication-based crypto. 41 00:03:42,824 --> 00:03:45,159 Keeps the brand alive, but doesn't grow it. 42 00:03:45,593 --> 00:03:48,196 How can we make death exciting to the masses again? 43 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:51,766 We could do audience participation. 44 00:03:53,034 --> 00:03:54,434 Too many lawsuits. 45 00:03:54,569 --> 00:03:57,105 Thrustkill had a knack for living up to his name. 46 00:03:57,471 --> 00:03:59,006 Which is why we... 47 00:04:01,441 --> 00:04:03,611 I don't know, Gideon. 48 00:04:04,244 --> 00:04:05,646 There has to be a way. 49 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:08,616 How do we win back the audience? 50 00:04:35,209 --> 00:04:36,511 Lights out, Bender. 51 00:05:08,441 --> 00:05:10,611 Mr. Luke Bender. 52 00:05:12,046 --> 00:05:15,650 You've served 10 years of a 200-year sentence. 53 00:05:15,783 --> 00:05:17,518 Tell me, Mr. Bender, do you-- 54 00:05:17,652 --> 00:05:19,921 do you feel that you've been rehabilitated? 55 00:05:20,688 --> 00:05:22,690 Define rehabilitated. 56 00:05:22,824 --> 00:05:24,692 Rehabilitation could be defined 57 00:05:24,826 --> 00:05:28,262 as the restoration of a person 58 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:31,699 back to health, or a normal life, 59 00:05:31,833 --> 00:05:33,634 by training or therapy. 60 00:05:35,203 --> 00:05:36,469 Therapy. 61 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:38,739 You've received therapy here 62 00:05:38,873 --> 00:05:40,875 from Staff Psychiatrist Dr. Nelson, correct? 63 00:05:41,275 --> 00:05:44,545 If being called a piece of shit for an hour 64 00:05:44,679 --> 00:05:46,848 and punching a wall all night is 65 00:05:46,981 --> 00:05:49,984 what you would call therapy, then, yeah. 66 00:05:50,852 --> 00:05:52,687 Consider me rehabilitated. 67 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,689 You're having violent outbursts? 68 00:06:02,230 --> 00:06:03,664 What do you think? 69 00:06:04,098 --> 00:06:05,266 Again, 70 00:06:05,398 --> 00:06:07,869 do you consider yourself rehabilitated? 71 00:06:10,271 --> 00:06:11,739 That answers that. 72 00:06:12,405 --> 00:06:13,941 Um-- 73 00:06:14,308 --> 00:06:15,509 That's unfortunate. 74 00:06:15,643 --> 00:06:17,178 We have a new rehabilitation program 75 00:06:17,311 --> 00:06:18,646 we could have offered you. 76 00:06:18,779 --> 00:06:21,549 Mr. Simmons, could you escort Mr. Bender out 77 00:06:21,682 --> 00:06:23,217 and bring in the next person, please, thank you. 78 00:06:23,351 --> 00:06:24,484 Copy that. 79 00:06:40,501 --> 00:06:41,769 Yo, Bender. 80 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:44,238 Got an incoming transmission. 81 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:45,973 Secure line. 82 00:06:46,574 --> 00:06:47,808 Patch it in. 83 00:06:48,843 --> 00:06:50,144 Patching in. 84 00:06:58,386 --> 00:06:59,553 Good morning, Luke. 85 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:00,922 Good morning. 86 00:07:02,356 --> 00:07:05,726 Taking your frustrations out on the wall again, I see. 87 00:07:11,132 --> 00:07:12,633 It'll work for now. 88 00:07:13,401 --> 00:07:15,836 How'd that parole hearing go? 89 00:07:16,604 --> 00:07:17,872 Botched. 90 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:20,074 Intentionally. 91 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:21,742 Mm, good. 92 00:07:21,876 --> 00:07:24,045 Still got that sense of duty. 93 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:25,880 That's why they picked me. 94 00:07:27,415 --> 00:07:28,683 How's Arianna? 95 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:31,686 You know that's off-limits. 96 00:07:34,522 --> 00:07:35,589 Yeah, I know. 97 00:07:36,057 --> 00:07:37,725 Thought I'd try to catch you off-guard. 98 00:07:38,326 --> 00:07:41,028 I'll tell you when we're on speaking terms again. 99 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:42,897 We had a falling out. 100 00:07:45,366 --> 00:07:46,701 She'll get over it. 101 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:49,870 Thank you. 102 00:07:51,105 --> 00:07:52,173 Take care, Luke. 103 00:08:01,649 --> 00:08:04,251 Mr. Arturo Perez. 104 00:08:05,252 --> 00:08:08,789 You've served 15 years of a life sentence. 105 00:08:09,156 --> 00:08:13,894 Tell me, Mr. Perez, do you feel that you've been rehabilitated? 106 00:08:14,028 --> 00:08:15,730 Would you prefer that I... 107 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,099 feign humility... 108 00:08:22,236 --> 00:08:23,371 or do you want the truth? 109 00:08:23,738 --> 00:08:27,508 You've been found guilty on 57 counts of murder. 110 00:08:30,945 --> 00:08:33,280 Um... 111 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:36,484 Mr. Perez, your plea bargain 112 00:08:36,617 --> 00:08:38,452 has been expunged. 113 00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:40,454 Your sentence, upgraded. 114 00:08:40,821 --> 00:08:43,557 Ever hear of the Arena Wars, Arturo? 115 00:08:44,225 --> 00:08:46,360 Contestants are all hand-picked from death row, 116 00:08:46,494 --> 00:08:47,795 which qualifies you. 117 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:50,164 Their scouts sent over a psychological profile. 118 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:52,400 You're exactly what they're looking for. 119 00:08:53,300 --> 00:08:55,669 This could be a way out, Mr. Arturo. 120 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,547 One, two, three, four, 121 00:09:38,679 --> 00:09:40,614 five, six, seven, eight, 122 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,183 nine and 10. 123 00:09:43,317 --> 00:09:44,685 Toes on the line! 124 00:09:46,287 --> 00:09:47,688 You are here 125 00:09:47,822 --> 00:09:50,791 because life chewed you up, 126 00:09:50,925 --> 00:09:52,193 spit you out... 127 00:09:52,927 --> 00:09:56,030 and then lapped your sorry asses up off the floor. 128 00:09:56,397 --> 00:09:57,832 The parole board 129 00:09:57,965 --> 00:09:59,900 has offered you a ticket out. 130 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:02,002 Win Arena Wars... 131 00:10:02,736 --> 00:10:04,004 win your freedom. 132 00:10:04,638 --> 00:10:06,006 Seven arenas 133 00:10:06,140 --> 00:10:09,710 with seven of the most vicious killers 134 00:10:09,844 --> 00:10:11,912 the world has seen in the last decade. 135 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:14,348 Didn't know we signed up for a goddamn stand-up show, too. 136 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:16,984 I'm dead serious, people. 137 00:10:17,586 --> 00:10:18,853 I've been in there. 138 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,889 Caught myself a 100-year stint 139 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:23,592 the day I came home on leave. 140 00:10:23,724 --> 00:10:25,459 Found my wife banging the neighbor. 141 00:10:25,926 --> 00:10:28,329 Next thing you know, double homicide. 142 00:10:28,696 --> 00:10:30,631 What can you do? It builds character. 143 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:32,833 Die in the arena... 144 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,903 and it's a lot more glamorous 145 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:38,172 than that shit they're going to put in your veins. 146 00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,340 But... 147 00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:41,775 you make it out alive, 148 00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:43,144 you get to go home. 149 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:45,045 Any questions? 150 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,047 What about weapons? 151 00:10:48,583 --> 00:10:49,850 Your feet. 152 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:51,919 Your hands. 153 00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:54,955 And most importantly, your head. 154 00:10:55,656 --> 00:10:57,424 You go in as a group, 155 00:10:57,559 --> 00:11:00,529 and you fight as a group. 156 00:11:01,395 --> 00:11:05,032 You go in rogue, you're going to get shredded. 157 00:11:05,600 --> 00:11:06,934 Sounds impossible. 158 00:11:07,067 --> 00:11:08,402 Can't be a fair fight with these guys 159 00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:09,937 without a weapon. 160 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:12,773 That's what I used to think, until I actually did it. 161 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,142 I made it out... 162 00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:17,178 and so can you. 163 00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:20,381 Welcome to Arena Wars. 164 00:11:45,607 --> 00:11:48,809 Welcome to the next exciting episode of... 165 00:11:48,943 --> 00:11:50,778 ...Arena Wars. 166 00:11:50,911 --> 00:11:53,180 I'm your host, Stephen Samson, 167 00:11:53,314 --> 00:11:56,417 and with me, as always, is the ever-exciting, 168 00:11:56,551 --> 00:11:57,851 ever-single, 169 00:11:57,985 --> 00:11:59,621 former heavyweight champion of the world, 170 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:02,524 Joe Moses Johnson. 171 00:12:02,657 --> 00:12:03,791 Thank you, Samson. 172 00:12:06,695 --> 00:12:08,095 And with that, 173 00:12:08,229 --> 00:12:11,131 let's meet our new round of Arena Wars gladiators, 174 00:12:11,265 --> 00:12:13,968 fresh from the most high-security 175 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:16,870 supermax prisons from around the world. 176 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,473 Nero. 177 00:12:19,608 --> 00:12:21,008 This smooth criminal comes to us 178 00:12:21,141 --> 00:12:22,743 straight from Guantanamo Bay. 179 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:25,779 Serving a 250,000-year sentence 180 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,549 for the 2040 murder 181 00:12:27,682 --> 00:12:29,149 of the entire U.N., 182 00:12:29,283 --> 00:12:30,951 and a far more serious offense 183 00:12:31,085 --> 00:12:33,754 of not filing his taxes in 2028. 184 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:35,690 I've been through that. 185 00:12:35,823 --> 00:12:37,157 Me too. 186 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,397 Counter-Strike! 187 00:12:43,531 --> 00:12:46,066 Plucked straight from Olasia prison in Saudi Arabia, 188 00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:48,335 this unique war criminal not only has 189 00:12:48,469 --> 00:12:50,505 one of the world's highest recorded IQs, 190 00:12:50,639 --> 00:12:53,608 but developed a suit that harvests the adrenaline 191 00:12:53,742 --> 00:12:54,842 in his own body 192 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:56,977 and recycles it back to his body. 193 00:12:57,111 --> 00:12:58,513 Where the heck can I get one of those? 194 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:01,750 We got 'em at Walmart. 195 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:03,217 Meat Wagon! 196 00:13:03,350 --> 00:13:05,553 This tough customer got his reputation 197 00:13:05,687 --> 00:13:09,056 as Staten Island's most trusted neighborhood butcher 198 00:13:09,189 --> 00:13:11,125 before local authorities uncovered the corpses 199 00:13:11,258 --> 00:13:13,762 of 100 missing children in his boiler room. 200 00:13:15,396 --> 00:13:18,098 I always knew Staten Island had great veal... 201 00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:21,335 but I never knew what the secret was. 202 00:13:21,770 --> 00:13:24,038 He did. 203 00:13:28,543 --> 00:13:29,943 Master Blaster! 204 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:33,113 This former president of the Unabomber Fan Club 205 00:13:33,247 --> 00:13:35,816 gained notoriety by bombing Yankee Stadium 206 00:13:35,949 --> 00:13:38,319 during the 2036 World Series 207 00:13:38,452 --> 00:13:41,822 after killing the security staff with a chainsaw. 208 00:13:42,356 --> 00:13:45,727 Rumor has it he was a frustrated Texas Rangers fan, 209 00:13:45,859 --> 00:13:47,696 who thought that that was their year. 210 00:13:50,030 --> 00:13:53,200 Which brings us to Mister Smiles. 211 00:13:53,334 --> 00:13:54,902 Nothing fancy here. 212 00:13:55,035 --> 00:13:57,171 Just your good old-fashioned local weirdo 213 00:13:57,304 --> 00:14:00,441 with an aptitude of beating nubile college coeds to death. 214 00:14:00,575 --> 00:14:02,343 Pretty nasty! 215 00:14:02,476 --> 00:14:04,411 Hell yeah! 216 00:14:04,546 --> 00:14:06,648 And, of course, our returning champions. 217 00:14:06,781 --> 00:14:09,584 Yeah! 218 00:14:09,718 --> 00:14:12,353 Calypso and Cutie Pie. 219 00:14:19,594 --> 00:14:21,763 These two really need no introduction. 220 00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:24,532 Both have been in the game for the entire season. 221 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:28,536 Calypso with seven dozen kills 222 00:14:28,670 --> 00:14:29,838 and Cutie Pie with... 223 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:31,539 House record. 224 00:14:31,673 --> 00:14:32,640 100. 225 00:14:32,774 --> 00:14:34,441 That's a lot of damage. 226 00:14:34,809 --> 00:14:36,343 What is this, a pep talk? 227 00:14:38,780 --> 00:14:39,947 I hope not. 228 00:14:40,414 --> 00:14:43,685 Can you believe that people watch his shit? 229 00:14:43,818 --> 00:14:45,085 No way, brother. 230 00:14:45,219 --> 00:14:46,755 I mean, it's like Dancing with the Stars 231 00:14:46,887 --> 00:14:48,155 back in the day, you know? 232 00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:49,791 -Shit TV. -Hey. 233 00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,594 I'd rather be on-- I like that show, man. 234 00:14:52,727 --> 00:14:55,830 Oh, oh, I'm finding a whole new side to you, Perez. 235 00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:57,766 You? A dancer? 236 00:14:57,898 --> 00:15:00,434 Hey, let me tell you something, I got some moves. 237 00:15:00,802 --> 00:15:03,303 Well, if I had done that and not crochet club, 238 00:15:03,437 --> 00:15:05,139 maybe I'd be rehabilitated. 239 00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,609 I mean, I'm not allowed to play with needles no more. 240 00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:08,909 Yeah, I get it. 241 00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:12,179 When I had this girl out in the world, 242 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,515 we'd be dancing every weekend 243 00:15:13,648 --> 00:15:15,449 like we were high school sweethearts. 244 00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:17,985 You know what? 245 00:15:18,787 --> 00:15:21,589 You've had my back since I landed in this place. 246 00:15:21,723 --> 00:15:24,992 And, uh, while you have really questionable taste 247 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:27,562 in associates, you're a good man. 248 00:15:28,462 --> 00:15:29,631 A survivor. 249 00:15:29,764 --> 00:15:31,131 Tough as fuck. 250 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,167 But a good man. 251 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:35,335 You're getting out of here. 252 00:15:35,469 --> 00:15:37,070 You're getting that dance. 253 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:38,606 Two minutes, people! 254 00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:40,073 Two minutes! 255 00:15:40,742 --> 00:15:42,376 What's up, bitches? 256 00:15:42,510 --> 00:15:45,547 This is Holly Daze coming to you live from the Arena. 257 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,448 Our new batch of contestants come to you 258 00:15:47,582 --> 00:15:49,751 from the federal lockup in DC. 259 00:15:49,884 --> 00:15:53,287 So you know this is going to be one explosive night! 260 00:15:53,420 --> 00:15:54,823 Quickly, quickly! 261 00:15:54,955 --> 00:15:56,758 Christ, is that supposed to make us feel comfortable? 262 00:15:56,891 --> 00:15:57,991 Toes on the line! 263 00:16:02,764 --> 00:16:04,632 Oh, I almost forgot. 264 00:16:04,766 --> 00:16:06,133 Turn to the right! 265 00:16:11,539 --> 00:16:12,973 The hell is that, a flu shot? 266 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:15,476 It ain't flu season yet, Hargraves. 267 00:16:15,610 --> 00:16:18,078 Little insurance policy for the producers. 268 00:16:18,513 --> 00:16:21,148 Let's just say you screw up and break the rules, 269 00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,349 policy pays up. 270 00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:25,385 -W-- wait, what rules? -Just use your head. 271 00:16:25,787 --> 00:16:26,855 You'll figure it out. 272 00:16:40,869 --> 00:16:43,738 -Stay there. -You paid by the hour, asshole. 273 00:16:43,872 --> 00:16:46,774 I paid for the night, and not for you to talk. 274 00:16:46,908 --> 00:16:48,308 Stay there. 275 00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,344 Fucker. 276 00:16:52,714 --> 00:16:54,749 Hope I'm not interrupting anything? 277 00:16:54,883 --> 00:16:56,316 No. Turn it up. 278 00:16:56,450 --> 00:16:58,151 I want the table to shake under her ass. 279 00:16:59,954 --> 00:17:01,523 Douchebag. 280 00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:07,427 Hey. 281 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:11,465 Those nerves aren't gonna help you in here, kid. 282 00:17:11,933 --> 00:17:14,702 Yeah-- yeah, I just gotta collect my thoughts, that's all. 283 00:17:14,836 --> 00:17:16,103 Hey. 284 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,507 You don't need to gather your thoughts. 285 00:17:20,274 --> 00:17:21,543 You're a lifer. 286 00:17:22,677 --> 00:17:24,177 You need to focus. 287 00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:27,180 I-- I'm not supposed to be here. 288 00:17:27,314 --> 00:17:29,551 -I-- I didn't do anything. -Yeah, yeah, yeah. 289 00:17:29,684 --> 00:17:31,719 None of us are supposed to be in here. 290 00:17:32,754 --> 00:17:35,055 And you don't see us pissing our pants, do you? 291 00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:39,561 -N-- no, I'm just-- -Hey, hey, hey, hey. 292 00:17:40,595 --> 00:17:42,062 Embrace it. 293 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,500 -Do you understand? -Yeah, I'm sorry. 294 00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:49,236 Hey, just man up. 295 00:17:53,041 --> 00:17:54,441 I'll give it a shot. 296 00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:56,644 Fuck. 297 00:17:57,579 --> 00:17:58,646 Jesus. 298 00:17:59,581 --> 00:18:01,549 -It's kind of funny, huh? -What's that? 299 00:18:02,784 --> 00:18:04,519 We did what we did. 300 00:18:04,652 --> 00:18:08,455 Our only way out of this is to kill people on live TV. 301 00:18:08,590 --> 00:18:10,892 That's what they call a paradox. 302 00:18:11,826 --> 00:18:14,529 Doesn't sound much like rehabilitation, does it? 303 00:18:14,963 --> 00:18:18,833 Sounds more like, uh, innocence through guilt, or-- 304 00:18:18,967 --> 00:18:22,036 Ooh, how about justice through murder? 305 00:18:23,538 --> 00:18:24,806 All right, people, this is it. 306 00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,307 Line up, two by two. 307 00:18:27,441 --> 00:18:28,710 Let's go! 308 00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:31,045 Hey, wait, this is-- this it, just like that? 309 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:33,480 Just like that. Come on, kid. 310 00:18:33,615 --> 00:18:36,283 Are you ready? 311 00:18:36,416 --> 00:18:38,086 Are you set? 312 00:18:38,820 --> 00:18:41,923 You can't make me do this. 313 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,692 It's go time, bitches! 314 00:18:48,696 --> 00:18:50,263 Say "cheese," motherfuckers! 315 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:52,634 - Go, go, go, come on, over here. - Go,. 316 00:18:52,767 --> 00:18:54,167 Get out of my fucking face! 317 00:18:56,671 --> 00:18:58,305 Seriously, what the fuck is going on? 318 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:00,041 Are we on Dancing with the Convicts? 319 00:19:00,173 --> 00:19:02,175 Oh, we just got dropped into a fucking slaughterhouse. 320 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:04,012 Hey, hey, hey. Easy. 321 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,713 I'm freaking the fuck out right now. 322 00:19:05,847 --> 00:19:06,814 Listen to me. 323 00:19:06,948 --> 00:19:08,016 Get your shit together, 324 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,617 or these men will fucking kill you. 325 00:19:09,751 --> 00:19:12,419 I will fucking kill him if he does not shut the fuck up! 326 00:19:15,623 --> 00:19:17,157 Yes! 327 00:19:24,098 --> 00:19:25,232 Hey, kid? 328 00:19:38,646 --> 00:19:40,982 Oh, you've got to be fucking kidding me. 329 00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:45,920 Get ready, here we go. 330 00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,856 Oh, this is some hardcore shit. 331 00:19:48,990 --> 00:19:50,424 , Perez. 332 00:19:50,558 --> 00:19:51,793 Everybody stick together. 333 00:19:51,926 --> 00:19:53,460 See if there is some way out of here. 334 00:19:53,594 --> 00:19:55,129 Somebody help me with this thing! 335 00:19:55,262 --> 00:19:56,463 No shit, man. 336 00:19:56,597 --> 00:19:58,198 Come on, let's get the fuck out of here. 337 00:19:58,599 --> 00:20:00,200 You guys are fucking dead, I hope you know that. 338 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,669 Fuck off, Perez. 339 00:20:01,803 --> 00:20:04,038 Yeah! 340 00:20:08,643 --> 00:20:12,279 Uh, you got something on the back of your head, man. 341 00:20:13,380 --> 00:20:14,682 The injection. 342 00:20:14,816 --> 00:20:18,218 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 343 00:20:18,853 --> 00:20:21,689 Sounds like-- like a countdown. 344 00:20:21,823 --> 00:20:26,194 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 345 00:20:34,135 --> 00:20:35,570 -Whoa! -Oh, my God! 346 00:20:35,703 --> 00:20:37,572 Well, I'd hate to be the underpaid janitor 347 00:20:37,705 --> 00:20:39,339 who has to clean that up. 348 00:20:39,473 --> 00:20:40,675 Let's go, back to back. 349 00:20:40,808 --> 00:20:42,543 He's gonna kill you all at the same time 350 00:20:42,677 --> 00:20:44,311 if you do that, Perez. 351 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:48,983 Watch him. He's got two blades I can see. 352 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,918 Stay close, motherfucker. 353 00:21:01,763 --> 00:21:03,931 Just show me what you got, you son of a bitch. 354 00:21:04,065 --> 00:21:05,933 Get this motherfucker! 355 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:09,837 Let's go! 356 00:21:10,972 --> 00:21:12,039 Let's go! 357 00:21:21,048 --> 00:21:23,718 -Oh! -Whoa! 358 00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:27,989 Oh, a brutal move 359 00:21:28,122 --> 00:21:30,158 by the newcomer, Nero. 360 00:21:39,233 --> 00:21:41,803 Hey, I'm liking this way out a lot better than that way. 361 00:21:41,936 --> 00:21:44,505 -What about this clown? -I'm open to ideas. 362 00:21:44,872 --> 00:21:47,041 -Play hoops growing up? -Yeah. 363 00:21:47,842 --> 00:21:50,443 -Pick and roll, baby. -Pick and roll. 364 00:21:50,578 --> 00:21:52,513 -Let's go. -Yo, birdie! Hey! 365 00:21:52,647 --> 00:21:55,249 Yeah! 366 00:22:01,556 --> 00:22:03,791 Get him! Hey! 367 00:22:13,634 --> 00:22:14,902 Get him! Yeah! 368 00:22:15,036 --> 00:22:16,504 Yeah, baby! 369 00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:20,575 Go, go, go, man! Go, I got this, go, go! 370 00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:23,077 Fantastic teamwork between 371 00:22:23,211 --> 00:22:25,445 convicted arsonist Arturo Perez 372 00:22:25,580 --> 00:22:28,983 and self-proclaimed political prisoner 373 00:22:29,116 --> 00:22:31,185 Chet "Goldie" Golden. 374 00:22:37,158 --> 00:22:38,893 Nighty night, Pinocchio. 375 00:22:42,697 --> 00:22:45,099 Do it! Do it! Do it! 376 00:22:45,233 --> 00:22:49,103 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it! 377 00:23:18,566 --> 00:23:21,468 Come on, man, get up, get up. 378 00:24:17,925 --> 00:24:19,560 Got it? 379 00:24:31,038 --> 00:24:33,574 Fucking outraged reptilian piece of shit, come on! 380 00:24:33,708 --> 00:24:36,043 Come on, come on! 381 00:24:39,313 --> 00:24:40,815 Oh! 382 00:24:45,219 --> 00:24:47,254 You see that shit that motherfucker got? 383 00:24:47,388 --> 00:24:48,823 Kill him! You got it, man. 384 00:24:48,956 --> 00:24:51,692 Oh, come on, you know you got it, come on. 385 00:24:51,826 --> 00:24:55,062 I got all my money going on them. 386 00:25:01,669 --> 00:25:05,039 Down again like a White House intern. 387 00:25:05,773 --> 00:25:07,775 I can't say that I'm surprised. 388 00:25:08,275 --> 00:25:10,444 People drop out before we get to the ads. 389 00:25:10,578 --> 00:25:12,546 It's no wonder we're losing sponsors. 390 00:25:12,947 --> 00:25:14,648 I think I know exactly why. 391 00:25:15,149 --> 00:25:18,486 Fantastic teamwork between convicted arsonist 392 00:25:18,619 --> 00:25:19,954 Arturo Perez 393 00:25:20,087 --> 00:25:21,922 and self-proclaimed political... 394 00:25:22,056 --> 00:25:23,991 Right there. You see that? 395 00:25:24,492 --> 00:25:26,527 That right there happened last week 396 00:25:26,660 --> 00:25:28,763 when Novak made it to arena three. 397 00:25:29,163 --> 00:25:31,699 When Samson announces their criminal record, 398 00:25:31,832 --> 00:25:33,601 a full third of the audience drops out. 399 00:25:33,734 --> 00:25:35,603 We need to give the audience 400 00:25:35,736 --> 00:25:37,705 somebody that they can get behind. 401 00:25:38,706 --> 00:25:40,441 -A hero. -Correct. 402 00:25:40,908 --> 00:25:42,643 And I've got an idea. 403 00:25:55,890 --> 00:25:57,191 Chop-chop, Luke. 404 00:25:59,193 --> 00:26:00,327 Jesus. 405 00:26:00,461 --> 00:26:01,996 Follow-up with the parole board. 406 00:26:04,432 --> 00:26:06,033 Hurry up. Breakfast is waiting. 407 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,069 All right, give me a minute. 408 00:26:18,646 --> 00:26:19,780 Sorry, Bender. 409 00:26:20,247 --> 00:26:22,950 Come on, man, We've seen this before. 410 00:26:23,684 --> 00:26:25,619 Come on in. Have a seat. 411 00:26:29,056 --> 00:26:31,826 So, you guys know, I was just in here. 412 00:26:32,326 --> 00:26:33,294 I was denied. 413 00:26:33,427 --> 00:26:35,196 We're not the parole board. 414 00:26:39,767 --> 00:26:41,402 Luke Bender. 415 00:26:41,802 --> 00:26:43,003 We've read your profile. 416 00:26:43,471 --> 00:26:47,475 Desmond Belladonna, CEO of Clydesdale Industries. 417 00:26:48,008 --> 00:26:50,377 We manufacture protein supplements, 418 00:26:50,512 --> 00:26:53,447 jet engines, parts for high-end automobiles. 419 00:26:54,048 --> 00:26:55,850 But I don't give a shit about that stuff. 420 00:26:55,983 --> 00:26:58,819 What I'm really passionate about is my other venture. 421 00:26:58,953 --> 00:27:01,755 The real moneymaker, Arena Wars. 422 00:27:01,889 --> 00:27:03,090 As you may know, 423 00:27:03,224 --> 00:27:05,793 contestants are death row inmates. 424 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:08,195 The problem lately is that 425 00:27:08,329 --> 00:27:10,731 it seems audiences just aren't as interested in watching 426 00:27:10,865 --> 00:27:12,800 the scum of the earth get butchered 427 00:27:12,933 --> 00:27:14,435 on live TV anymore. 428 00:27:14,569 --> 00:27:16,003 What do you want with me again? 429 00:27:17,171 --> 00:27:19,807 I think it's time to, uh, audition Mr. Bender. 430 00:27:20,241 --> 00:27:21,576 With pleasure. 431 00:27:21,709 --> 00:27:22,977 Don't go easy on him. 432 00:27:23,110 --> 00:27:24,845 Don't worry, you can count on that. 433 00:27:26,814 --> 00:27:29,183 Come on, big boy. Let's see what you can do. 434 00:27:55,476 --> 00:27:56,578 Well done. 435 00:27:57,044 --> 00:28:00,615 Good, good. 436 00:28:01,148 --> 00:28:03,652 When I said I read your profile, 437 00:28:03,784 --> 00:28:05,953 I meant your classified profile. 438 00:28:06,086 --> 00:28:07,288 Decorated Marine. 439 00:28:07,421 --> 00:28:09,823 Took the fall for a superior officer. 440 00:28:09,957 --> 00:28:11,892 Landed yourself up in here. 441 00:28:12,493 --> 00:28:13,994 You're an innocent man. 442 00:28:14,128 --> 00:28:16,330 Innocent man can mean big ratings. 443 00:28:16,463 --> 00:28:18,165 Government won't allow it. 444 00:28:18,633 --> 00:28:19,800 You'll blow my cover. 445 00:28:19,934 --> 00:28:21,368 Money can buy anything these days. 446 00:28:21,503 --> 00:28:22,937 Plus, the president's a big fan. 447 00:28:23,070 --> 00:28:26,240 Send his kids some shirts, he's very happy. 448 00:28:26,373 --> 00:28:29,109 -What if I say no? -Think about it, Bender. 449 00:28:29,243 --> 00:28:31,278 A chance to get back the life you deserve, 450 00:28:31,412 --> 00:28:32,379 a clean record. 451 00:28:32,514 --> 00:28:34,148 And plus, you don't have much of a choice. 452 00:28:34,281 --> 00:28:36,217 The courts have agreed to upgrade your sentence 453 00:28:36,350 --> 00:28:40,788 to lethal injection if you say no. 454 00:28:54,969 --> 00:28:56,370 Grid down. 455 00:28:58,205 --> 00:28:59,273 Grid up. 456 00:29:06,480 --> 00:29:08,849 Whoa. 457 00:29:15,990 --> 00:29:18,526 Well, what do you know? You got a call coming in. 458 00:29:20,394 --> 00:29:21,462 Put it through. 459 00:29:29,837 --> 00:29:31,372 How are you, Luke? 460 00:29:31,506 --> 00:29:32,806 Cut the shit. 461 00:29:32,940 --> 00:29:34,709 I'm not sure I know what you mean. 462 00:29:34,842 --> 00:29:37,211 You know exactly what I mean. 463 00:29:37,878 --> 00:29:39,380 I can't lie to you. 464 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:41,915 Yes, they told me. 465 00:29:42,617 --> 00:29:44,018 Your cover is gonna be blown. 466 00:29:44,818 --> 00:29:46,020 This doesn't just affect me, 467 00:29:46,153 --> 00:29:47,488 they could come for you and Arianna. 468 00:29:48,088 --> 00:29:50,391 I know, I'm aware. 469 00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:52,192 If I don't make it... 470 00:29:54,461 --> 00:29:55,664 you tell her I love her. 471 00:30:00,167 --> 00:30:02,836 You know, you've always been like a son to me. 472 00:30:03,871 --> 00:30:05,139 Thank you. 473 00:30:06,173 --> 00:30:07,441 I'll be watching. 474 00:30:17,017 --> 00:30:18,419 Loosen this shit. 475 00:30:28,596 --> 00:30:30,164 What's up, Minty? 476 00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:34,201 I don't think we've met. 477 00:30:35,069 --> 00:30:36,337 My name's Khan. 478 00:30:37,304 --> 00:30:39,139 Like the. 479 00:30:41,275 --> 00:30:43,911 This is my lady friend hand anyways. 480 00:30:44,713 --> 00:30:45,979 So... 481 00:30:46,847 --> 00:30:48,282 what are you in here for? 482 00:30:48,783 --> 00:30:50,851 Hey? 483 00:30:51,786 --> 00:30:54,421 I answered a help wanted ad on a suicide hotline. 484 00:30:54,855 --> 00:30:57,358 At the time I didn't know what "help wanted" really meant. 485 00:30:57,491 --> 00:30:59,728 I was just helping patients with the process. 486 00:31:03,798 --> 00:31:06,333 What was that you handed the big chief over there? 487 00:31:07,201 --> 00:31:08,469 Nothing, man. 488 00:31:09,604 --> 00:31:10,672 I saw it. 489 00:31:11,171 --> 00:31:13,974 All right. It's my own brand. 490 00:31:15,075 --> 00:31:17,344 It's concentrated endorphins. 491 00:31:19,179 --> 00:31:20,447 Endorphins? 492 00:31:21,115 --> 00:31:22,617 Best high you'll ever have. 493 00:31:23,350 --> 00:31:27,054 Complete and utter euphoria. 494 00:31:27,187 --> 00:31:28,288 Tell you what. 495 00:31:29,156 --> 00:31:33,327 First dose is on the house, if you decide you want a taste. 496 00:31:34,361 --> 00:31:35,896 You hold that thought. 497 00:31:37,131 --> 00:31:39,433 -Cool? -Yeah, man, cool. 498 00:31:41,402 --> 00:31:42,469 It's Luke. 499 00:31:43,370 --> 00:31:45,840 Cool Hand Luke. That's what I'll call you. 500 00:32:35,690 --> 00:32:37,024 Up! 501 00:32:38,626 --> 00:32:39,828 Toes on the line! 502 00:32:41,796 --> 00:32:42,864 Name's Boggs. 503 00:32:42,996 --> 00:32:44,532 If you're a fan of the show, 504 00:32:44,666 --> 00:32:48,068 you may remember that I took out Thrustkill a few years back. 505 00:32:49,369 --> 00:32:52,139 We gonna have a problem? 506 00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:56,544 I understand that we have a ringer with us. 507 00:32:56,945 --> 00:32:58,378 A real superstar. 508 00:32:58,513 --> 00:33:01,081 Now, although I cannot tell you who that person is, 509 00:33:01,215 --> 00:33:03,116 I can tell you 510 00:33:03,250 --> 00:33:06,186 that you are all under my watch. 511 00:33:07,522 --> 00:33:11,024 And we have just a couple of days 512 00:33:11,158 --> 00:33:13,026 to get you detoxified, 513 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:14,596 trained and ready... 514 00:33:15,195 --> 00:33:17,030 for what you're gonna see beyond that wall. 515 00:33:17,164 --> 00:33:19,066 And, folks, you better damn well be ready, 516 00:33:19,199 --> 00:33:20,635 'cause it ain't gonna be pretty. 517 00:33:22,737 --> 00:33:23,838 All right. 518 00:33:23,972 --> 00:33:26,039 Single file. First up. 519 00:33:26,173 --> 00:33:27,809 -Name? -Billie. 520 00:33:27,942 --> 00:33:28,910 With an IE. 521 00:33:29,042 --> 00:33:30,277 Kiyoshi. 522 00:33:30,410 --> 00:33:32,079 -Alice. -Hank. 523 00:33:32,212 --> 00:33:33,648 -Harris. -Minty. 524 00:33:33,781 --> 00:33:37,384 -Real name. -Minty. Legally changed. 525 00:33:37,519 --> 00:33:40,722 Next. 526 00:33:40,855 --> 00:33:42,055 Khan. 527 00:33:42,189 --> 00:33:43,958 You know, like Ghengis. 528 00:33:44,091 --> 00:33:45,325 When was your last physical? 529 00:33:45,459 --> 00:33:48,362 Cell block shower this morning. Oh, yeah. 530 00:33:49,196 --> 00:33:51,098 It says you have gonorrhea, chlamydia, 531 00:33:51,231 --> 00:33:52,634 and raised endorphin levels. 532 00:33:53,868 --> 00:33:55,435 -Name? -Luke Bender. 533 00:33:55,570 --> 00:33:58,272 Are there any pre-existing conditions 534 00:33:58,405 --> 00:33:59,841 that we should know about? 535 00:33:59,974 --> 00:34:02,644 Just your garden variety case of toxic masculinity 536 00:34:02,777 --> 00:34:04,144 and being a badass. 537 00:34:04,278 --> 00:34:07,381 Man, look at this sad sack of shit. 538 00:34:07,515 --> 00:34:09,416 -Name? -Eight Ball. 539 00:34:09,551 --> 00:34:12,119 -Real name? -Eight Ball. 540 00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:15,890 You're not as cute as you think you are. 541 00:34:16,024 --> 00:34:17,559 Haven't you heard, honey? 542 00:34:17,692 --> 00:34:21,361 -Everybody wants to visit Paris. -Next. 543 00:34:21,495 --> 00:34:23,263 You've been juicing, sir? 544 00:34:23,397 --> 00:34:24,766 No, no. Well-- 545 00:34:24,899 --> 00:34:26,034 Are you sure? 546 00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:28,235 Maybe, yeah. No, no. 547 00:34:28,368 --> 00:34:30,370 You think you're so cute, huh? 548 00:34:30,505 --> 00:34:32,574 Cute doesn't mean what you think it does in prison, ma'am. 549 00:34:38,012 --> 00:34:39,013 So, you want me to cough? 550 00:34:39,146 --> 00:34:41,348 No. 551 00:34:41,481 --> 00:34:42,750 Just drop trou, boy. 552 00:34:42,884 --> 00:34:45,720 Like you do in them prison showers. 553 00:34:45,853 --> 00:34:47,287 Just hold still. 554 00:34:47,655 --> 00:34:48,723 Oh, fuck! 555 00:34:49,122 --> 00:34:50,390 Oh, come on, boy. 556 00:34:50,525 --> 00:34:53,360 I know you've had a lot bigger than that. 557 00:34:53,493 --> 00:34:56,196 Gonorrhea vaccine, old school. 558 00:34:56,631 --> 00:34:58,098 Drop 'em. 559 00:35:03,538 --> 00:35:05,105 We know you've had bigger! 560 00:35:15,950 --> 00:35:19,419 So, why don't we just sever the nerve endings 561 00:35:19,554 --> 00:35:21,421 and be done with it? 562 00:35:21,889 --> 00:35:23,091 Pain motivates them. 563 00:35:23,223 --> 00:35:24,592 For example... 564 00:35:31,699 --> 00:35:35,503 if Nero didn't feel that, you wouldn't have a show. 565 00:35:37,605 --> 00:35:38,973 How's our boy looking? 566 00:35:39,373 --> 00:35:40,942 Broken jaw, 567 00:35:41,075 --> 00:35:43,845 fractured skull, the usual. 568 00:35:45,445 --> 00:35:47,515 Domino, will you do the honors? 569 00:35:52,654 --> 00:35:54,656 We may need to revamp the cocktail. 570 00:35:55,523 --> 00:35:57,290 It's starting to wear off quicker. 571 00:35:59,627 --> 00:36:00,762 Shit. 572 00:36:04,732 --> 00:36:06,366 My face. 573 00:36:16,010 --> 00:36:17,277 Domino. 574 00:36:19,312 --> 00:36:20,548 Remember. 575 00:36:20,682 --> 00:36:21,749 Of course. 576 00:36:22,416 --> 00:36:23,985 Good girl. 577 00:36:24,686 --> 00:36:27,855 If this happens during a show, it could be bad. 578 00:36:28,455 --> 00:36:30,390 They could turn against us. 579 00:36:30,925 --> 00:36:32,392 Do what you have to do. 580 00:36:33,561 --> 00:36:35,830 Yes, sir. 581 00:36:37,865 --> 00:36:40,935 I've got the tools, I've got the talent. 582 00:36:41,869 --> 00:36:44,371 You got oil injections, is what you got. 583 00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,810 Oh, yeah? It's like that, huh? 584 00:36:49,544 --> 00:36:51,344 I'm gonna call you "Juice" now. 585 00:36:51,846 --> 00:36:54,182 Taint Juice. 586 00:36:54,314 --> 00:36:55,415 Taint Juice? 587 00:36:55,550 --> 00:36:57,819 That'd be a boss-ass energy drink. 588 00:36:58,351 --> 00:36:59,687 Win Arena Wars, 589 00:36:59,821 --> 00:37:02,322 get fuck out of here, and market that shit. 590 00:37:02,456 --> 00:37:03,925 Someone down at the club, 591 00:37:04,058 --> 00:37:06,060 "Get you some fucking Taint Juice, baby." 592 00:37:06,194 --> 00:37:08,730 Yeah! 593 00:37:10,531 --> 00:37:11,699 Unless you want some of 594 00:37:11,833 --> 00:37:13,233 this Taint Juice right here and now... 595 00:37:14,102 --> 00:37:15,069 then shut the fuck up. 596 00:37:15,203 --> 00:37:16,904 Take it easy, Govenator. 597 00:37:18,371 --> 00:37:20,007 This one's on the house. 598 00:37:21,843 --> 00:37:23,978 Taint fact number 10. 599 00:37:24,512 --> 00:37:27,849 Only Taint can slam a revolving door. 600 00:37:37,424 --> 00:37:39,594 Old concrete punching bag, huh? 601 00:37:40,427 --> 00:37:41,763 Yeah. 602 00:37:42,429 --> 00:37:44,297 Used to practice on one myself. 603 00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:46,868 Why did you stop? 604 00:37:52,339 --> 00:37:54,575 All the pent-up aggression. 605 00:37:57,078 --> 00:37:58,646 Carrying it back to my cell. 606 00:38:00,347 --> 00:38:01,716 Breathing it all in. 607 00:38:03,551 --> 00:38:05,418 We both know that ain't healthy. 608 00:38:08,656 --> 00:38:09,991 Brother Carl over there... 609 00:38:10,958 --> 00:38:13,060 I'm responsible for him. 610 00:38:16,396 --> 00:38:17,665 So... 611 00:38:18,465 --> 00:38:19,734 you ready for this? 612 00:38:20,568 --> 00:38:22,469 I'd be lying if I said I was. 613 00:38:23,403 --> 00:38:25,372 Fuckers at the parole board, man. 614 00:38:25,506 --> 00:38:26,808 How am I supposed to go in there 615 00:38:26,941 --> 00:38:29,043 and prove to them that I've been rehabilitated 616 00:38:29,177 --> 00:38:30,611 when I'm sweating bullets? 617 00:38:31,245 --> 00:38:34,081 Think I'm gonna take my chances with Arena Wars. 618 00:38:34,215 --> 00:38:35,983 Sure seems like better odds. 619 00:38:37,450 --> 00:38:38,986 You're all right, Minty. 620 00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:40,588 You think you can tell those fuckers at the parole board 621 00:38:40,721 --> 00:38:42,489 that for me? 622 00:38:55,603 --> 00:38:58,306 Welcome to the next exciting episode of... 623 00:38:58,438 --> 00:39:00,141 ...Arena Wars. 624 00:39:00,274 --> 00:39:02,643 I'm your host, Stephen Samson. 625 00:39:02,777 --> 00:39:04,377 With me, as always, is 626 00:39:04,512 --> 00:39:06,314 former heavyweight champion of the world, 627 00:39:06,446 --> 00:39:08,381 Joe Moses Johnson. 628 00:39:09,083 --> 00:39:10,318 You know, last week started 629 00:39:10,450 --> 00:39:11,853 with such great potential. 630 00:39:11,986 --> 00:39:14,956 Arsonist Arturo Perez showing leadership skills 631 00:39:15,089 --> 00:39:17,424 early on, then quickly being taken down 632 00:39:17,558 --> 00:39:20,161 by newcomer Meat Wagon in the third arena. 633 00:39:22,864 --> 00:39:25,233 I'm told we have a surprise announcement tonight. 634 00:39:25,365 --> 00:39:28,236 Something you've never seen on Arena Wars before. 635 00:39:28,769 --> 00:39:30,204 For the first time, 636 00:39:30,338 --> 00:39:33,908 Arena Wars will feature an innocent contestant. 637 00:39:34,041 --> 00:39:35,776 What are they talking about? 638 00:39:35,910 --> 00:39:37,578 They're talking about me. It has to be me. 639 00:39:37,712 --> 00:39:40,648 Lieutenant Luke Bender, former United States Marine. 640 00:39:40,781 --> 00:39:43,150 You've got to be fucking kidding me. 641 00:39:43,284 --> 00:39:44,785 Well, well, well. 642 00:39:46,254 --> 00:39:49,657 So, uh, what are you, like a narc or some shit, man? 643 00:39:49,790 --> 00:39:51,759 You heard me, man. I'm not a narc. 644 00:39:51,893 --> 00:39:53,961 Pretty boy here. 645 00:39:54,095 --> 00:39:55,696 I don't know what narcs you know, 646 00:39:55,830 --> 00:39:58,699 but I've seen some pretty damn sexy ones myself. 647 00:39:59,066 --> 00:40:00,167 Wait a minute, Luke. 648 00:40:02,469 --> 00:40:03,771 You're saying you're innocent? 649 00:40:06,007 --> 00:40:07,842 Yeah. 650 00:40:08,910 --> 00:40:09,944 For real? 651 00:40:10,077 --> 00:40:11,946 You saw it on TV. It must be real, right? 652 00:40:12,079 --> 00:40:14,548 Don't think I'm stupid just 'cause I've been in the joint. 653 00:40:14,682 --> 00:40:16,317 -Is that really why you're here? -Yes. 654 00:40:16,449 --> 00:40:18,252 -Prove it. -Yeah, mate. 655 00:40:18,619 --> 00:40:20,054 Prove it. 656 00:40:20,187 --> 00:40:22,256 I don't know how you expect me to do that from in here. 657 00:40:22,390 --> 00:40:23,691 Fair enough. 658 00:40:24,892 --> 00:40:27,094 I'm watching you, Marine. 659 00:40:27,228 --> 00:40:28,495 So, why'd you do it then? 660 00:40:28,930 --> 00:40:30,965 Orders from a commanding officer. 661 00:40:32,199 --> 00:40:33,901 Couldn't let it get out that a colonel 662 00:40:34,035 --> 00:40:35,503 close to the president tried to kill him. 663 00:40:35,870 --> 00:40:38,572 All I asked for in return was that my fiancée 664 00:40:38,706 --> 00:40:40,107 and her father were taken care of. 665 00:40:40,574 --> 00:40:42,610 Well, that's a goddamn honorable leave. 666 00:40:43,277 --> 00:40:44,245 Hell yeah. 667 00:40:44,378 --> 00:40:46,514 So, uh, what now? 668 00:40:47,348 --> 00:40:48,481 What do you mean? 669 00:40:48,616 --> 00:40:49,684 Well, when are you gonna teach us 670 00:40:49,817 --> 00:40:50,851 some of that Marine shit? 671 00:40:50,985 --> 00:40:52,452 -Yeah! -I knew it! 672 00:40:52,586 --> 00:40:53,854 Yeah! 673 00:40:54,555 --> 00:40:56,157 You follow my lead, all right? 674 00:40:56,290 --> 00:40:57,959 -Yeah. -You bet. 675 00:40:59,060 --> 00:41:01,362 Here we go. You know the drill. 676 00:41:01,929 --> 00:41:03,431 Just give me the countdown. 677 00:41:03,564 --> 00:41:06,801 Three, two, one. Bangin'! 678 00:41:06,934 --> 00:41:08,769 Hey, all you sexy bitches! 679 00:41:08,903 --> 00:41:12,807 Holly Daze is in the house! 680 00:41:12,940 --> 00:41:14,809 Any predictions for tonight's show? 681 00:41:15,543 --> 00:41:18,179 I'll predict Holly Daze 682 00:41:18,312 --> 00:41:20,848 shows me them Holly Ways. 683 00:41:20,982 --> 00:41:23,718 Gonna be hard to do when I'm live on Holly Way. 684 00:41:27,021 --> 00:41:28,823 -Hey, girl. -What's up? 685 00:41:32,893 --> 00:41:34,261 Billie Chambers, right? 686 00:41:36,464 --> 00:41:37,698 Yeah. 687 00:41:38,199 --> 00:41:41,068 Women's MMHF 2039. 688 00:41:43,170 --> 00:41:44,105 Used to be. 689 00:41:44,238 --> 00:41:46,741 Damn! I knew that was you. 690 00:41:47,108 --> 00:41:49,577 I had front-row seats to your last fight in Vegas. 691 00:41:50,011 --> 00:41:52,913 In fact, I think I won, what was it, 20 bucks? 692 00:41:54,782 --> 00:41:56,817 -20 bucks, hey? -That's it. 693 00:41:57,284 --> 00:41:59,420 I guess we both took the win, it was a pretty good night. 694 00:41:59,553 --> 00:42:01,055 Hell yeah, it was a good night. 695 00:42:01,555 --> 00:42:02,957 I wanted to meet you that night. 696 00:42:03,758 --> 00:42:04,925 Didn't get to. 697 00:42:05,059 --> 00:42:06,794 It's nice to meet you now, though. 698 00:42:09,497 --> 00:42:10,765 Towel? 699 00:42:11,766 --> 00:42:13,100 Sure, thanks. 700 00:42:13,934 --> 00:42:15,870 You know, they've told me about you. 701 00:42:16,804 --> 00:42:18,239 They told me you were innocent. 702 00:42:21,008 --> 00:42:22,610 That's never happened here before, 703 00:42:22,743 --> 00:42:24,211 if you can believe that. 704 00:42:24,712 --> 00:42:27,516 Innocent man, life sentence. 705 00:42:28,115 --> 00:42:30,051 Has to fight his way back out. 706 00:42:30,985 --> 00:42:32,553 That's good television. 707 00:42:33,254 --> 00:42:34,555 Doesn't matter. 708 00:42:35,623 --> 00:42:36,891 I'm just a gimmick. 709 00:42:38,059 --> 00:42:39,493 Look. 710 00:42:40,094 --> 00:42:43,564 Not one person that has ever been in this room 711 00:42:43,697 --> 00:42:46,333 has ever deserved to get back out. 712 00:42:46,834 --> 00:42:48,269 Including me. 713 00:42:49,036 --> 00:42:51,005 But anyway, it's almost showtime. 714 00:42:51,739 --> 00:42:53,207 I'm rooting for you. 715 00:42:58,012 --> 00:42:59,613 Two minutes, people! 716 00:42:59,747 --> 00:43:00,748 Two minutes! 717 00:43:00,881 --> 00:43:02,249 Just waiting for the cue. 718 00:43:03,250 --> 00:43:04,819 You know, you would think that they could use 719 00:43:04,952 --> 00:43:07,254 stock footage of us by now, right? 720 00:43:07,822 --> 00:43:08,989 Don't tell them that. 721 00:43:09,457 --> 00:43:11,392 Unless the buyout's as high as our salaries. 722 00:43:11,526 --> 00:43:12,927 Like that's gonna happen. 723 00:43:13,394 --> 00:43:14,862 Stop flirting. Get the fuck to work. 724 00:43:14,995 --> 00:43:18,065 And three, two, one. Badda-bing. 725 00:43:20,868 --> 00:43:22,670 Hey, all you crazy motherfuckers! 726 00:43:22,803 --> 00:43:24,338 Are you ready? 727 00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:27,208 Are you set? 728 00:43:28,577 --> 00:43:31,946 Let's rock! 729 00:43:41,523 --> 00:43:43,157 Bye-bye, bitches! 730 00:43:49,063 --> 00:43:50,532 Let's go, let's go. 731 00:43:51,265 --> 00:43:54,068 Come on. Let's go. 732 00:43:56,337 --> 00:43:58,172 See you fuckers in the next life. 733 00:43:58,906 --> 00:44:01,208 Smile for the camera, thug life. 734 00:44:06,515 --> 00:44:08,382 Oh, no! 735 00:44:13,154 --> 00:44:15,256 Everyone stay ready, stay alert. 736 00:44:16,190 --> 00:44:18,859 Hey, guys, do you smell that? 737 00:44:30,304 --> 00:44:31,739 Harris! 738 00:44:32,106 --> 00:44:33,908 Stay back, don't go near him! 739 00:44:41,348 --> 00:44:42,349 Hell yeah! 740 00:44:42,483 --> 00:44:44,685 Here we go! Here we go! 741 00:44:45,085 --> 00:44:47,589 On my word, everyone on him. 742 00:44:47,721 --> 00:44:49,156 Smile! 743 00:44:49,290 --> 00:44:50,625 Hey, man, keep that fucking camera out of my face! 744 00:44:50,758 --> 00:44:51,992 Just doing my job, chump. 745 00:45:11,478 --> 00:45:14,882 Come on, Cool Hand. You got it. 746 00:45:15,482 --> 00:45:16,884 Kill this motherfucker! 747 00:45:20,854 --> 00:45:23,023 -Hold him! Hold him! -Hit him, hit him! 748 00:45:25,694 --> 00:45:27,161 Hold him. Hold him. 749 00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:52,820 Hey, Nero. Hold for focus, would you? 750 00:45:59,226 --> 00:46:00,294 Come on! 751 00:46:02,263 --> 00:46:03,831 Come on! 752 00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:16,043 And now, a message from our sponsor. 753 00:46:25,419 --> 00:46:27,656 Pretty boy narc can't do it, can he? 754 00:46:27,788 --> 00:46:29,123 Yeah, he can. 755 00:46:30,592 --> 00:46:31,859 Come on, Luke. 756 00:46:37,298 --> 00:46:38,533 Take it. 757 00:46:50,645 --> 00:46:51,945 Good job, Genghis. 758 00:46:52,846 --> 00:46:54,181 Luke, you okay? 759 00:46:56,383 --> 00:46:57,552 Yeah. 760 00:46:57,686 --> 00:46:59,420 And here we go. 761 00:47:01,955 --> 00:47:03,857 Told you he wasn't gonna do it. 762 00:47:05,025 --> 00:47:08,630 Bender, showing some hesitation. 763 00:47:08,763 --> 00:47:10,164 Fuck this. 764 00:47:14,001 --> 00:47:15,402 Brutal finishing move 765 00:47:15,537 --> 00:47:18,372 by multiple murderer Tanker Lee Jones. 766 00:47:19,940 --> 00:47:21,942 Don't fuck this up for me, Marine. 767 00:47:24,978 --> 00:47:27,247 The tides could be turning here, Joe. 768 00:47:40,461 --> 00:47:41,563 I feel cold. 769 00:47:42,597 --> 00:47:44,965 You want my help, you pick up the goddamn pace. 770 00:47:45,366 --> 00:47:47,201 I'm going as fast as I can, asshole. 771 00:47:47,334 --> 00:47:49,504 You afraid of the dark, K-Town? 772 00:47:49,637 --> 00:47:51,238 No, man. 773 00:47:51,372 --> 00:47:53,508 This reminds me of times I used to play in my parents' mortuary. 774 00:47:53,775 --> 00:47:55,209 No wonder you're in here. 775 00:47:55,744 --> 00:47:57,378 My sister used to turn off all the lights. 776 00:47:57,512 --> 00:48:00,314 Spin me in a circle, made me count to ten. 777 00:48:00,447 --> 00:48:03,117 Yep, I'd just feel around until I'd find my way out. 778 00:48:03,752 --> 00:48:08,455 Sometimes I'd find a corpse, sometimes I'd find my sister. 779 00:48:09,089 --> 00:48:10,357 So, if you found a corpse, 780 00:48:10,491 --> 00:48:12,794 does that mean that you won or you lost. 781 00:48:12,926 --> 00:48:14,662 Well, it kind of depends. 782 00:48:14,796 --> 00:48:16,096 Why is that? 783 00:48:16,765 --> 00:48:18,165 Uh... 784 00:48:19,366 --> 00:48:22,737 no one here is wearing a steampunk cosplay, are they? 785 00:48:22,871 --> 00:48:24,104 Get back! 786 00:48:26,940 --> 00:48:28,543 Ooh! 787 00:48:58,740 --> 00:49:00,040 He's all yours. 788 00:49:01,074 --> 00:49:03,010 Fuck. Fuck. 789 00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:08,182 Good luck, buddy. 790 00:49:25,265 --> 00:49:27,401 Oh, shit. Oh, sh-- No, no, no! 791 00:49:35,209 --> 00:49:36,845 I saw tech like this. 792 00:49:37,579 --> 00:49:39,714 The thing about heavy doses of adrenaline... 793 00:49:41,381 --> 00:49:42,817 is there's always a quick crash. 794 00:49:59,466 --> 00:50:01,101 -He's dead. -Good. 795 00:50:02,102 --> 00:50:03,170 Less backs to watch. 796 00:50:03,638 --> 00:50:06,139 Every one of us that goes down, hurts the team. 797 00:50:06,273 --> 00:50:07,274 The team, huh? 798 00:50:07,407 --> 00:50:09,544 Yeah, the team. 799 00:50:11,746 --> 00:50:15,650 Listen, if you want to live through this, 800 00:50:15,783 --> 00:50:17,017 we have to work together. 801 00:50:17,150 --> 00:50:19,019 Just follow my lead. 802 00:50:19,554 --> 00:50:21,890 Says the motherfucker who couldn't kill Nero. 803 00:50:22,924 --> 00:50:25,225 Why the fuck are we even listening to this Marine? 804 00:50:25,359 --> 00:50:27,160 He is not one of us. 805 00:50:28,061 --> 00:50:30,532 You really expect us to believe your ass is out here 806 00:50:30,665 --> 00:50:32,332 looking out for the rest of us? 807 00:50:33,166 --> 00:50:35,402 We're murderers, thieves. 808 00:50:35,537 --> 00:50:37,505 You're a stupid jarhead who took the fall for someone 809 00:50:37,639 --> 00:50:39,172 who's out living it up at your expense. 810 00:50:39,306 --> 00:50:41,141 You're here getting your shit pushed in. 811 00:50:41,275 --> 00:50:44,044 I was a sacrifice for national fucking security. 812 00:50:44,177 --> 00:50:45,412 Couldn't let it get out 813 00:50:45,547 --> 00:50:46,648 that the president was easily reached. 814 00:50:47,047 --> 00:50:49,717 I hate to be the harbinger of bad news, but... 815 00:50:50,484 --> 00:50:52,419 the whole fucking world knows now. 816 00:50:54,923 --> 00:50:56,658 Sounds like you failed your mission... 817 00:50:57,625 --> 00:50:58,693 Marine. 818 00:51:00,360 --> 00:51:01,696 How about this? 819 00:51:02,195 --> 00:51:05,132 Us lifers, we'll stick together... 820 00:51:06,300 --> 00:51:08,502 and you can fuck off. 821 00:51:22,517 --> 00:51:24,786 Hang me now. 822 00:51:48,843 --> 00:51:49,911 Are you still with me? 823 00:51:50,745 --> 00:51:52,379 Bender, clearly preparing to give 824 00:51:52,513 --> 00:51:55,083 our home audience a motivational speech. 825 00:51:55,550 --> 00:51:59,119 I said, are you with me? 826 00:51:59,554 --> 00:52:00,420 Yeah! 827 00:52:09,597 --> 00:52:11,131 -Yo! -Fuck yeah. 828 00:52:11,264 --> 00:52:12,800 Let's do it, Bender! 829 00:52:13,801 --> 00:52:14,902 Let's get some. 830 00:52:25,245 --> 00:52:27,481 Major props to the producers, man. 831 00:52:27,615 --> 00:52:29,449 I mean, I never saw this one coming. 832 00:52:47,367 --> 00:52:48,636 Enough. 833 00:52:52,006 --> 00:52:54,842 Motherfucker. 834 00:52:54,976 --> 00:52:56,811 Oh, Jesus. 835 00:53:00,715 --> 00:53:02,784 You did good. 836 00:53:34,882 --> 00:53:36,316 Oh, my God! 837 00:53:36,450 --> 00:53:38,686 -Oh, my God. -Come on. 838 00:53:42,657 --> 00:53:43,791 Yeah! 839 00:53:57,839 --> 00:54:00,074 You're a bad motherfucker, Marine. 840 00:54:09,717 --> 00:54:11,519 So, if, like, Bender is innocent, 841 00:54:11,652 --> 00:54:13,087 does that mean, like, there's more hot guys 842 00:54:13,221 --> 00:54:14,222 in jail like that? 843 00:54:14,354 --> 00:54:16,557 Well, if Bender lives, 844 00:54:16,691 --> 00:54:18,192 if he-- if he gets an action figure, 845 00:54:18,325 --> 00:54:20,728 can Comic Con book him so I can get it signed maybe? 846 00:54:20,862 --> 00:54:24,966 I mean, if he's innocent, why not just let him out now? 847 00:54:25,099 --> 00:54:26,667 Due process. 848 00:54:26,801 --> 00:54:28,636 All that pent up aggression we accumulate during the week? 849 00:54:28,770 --> 00:54:30,571 I can't think of a better outlet for it. 850 00:54:30,705 --> 00:54:33,508 Reminds me that time I got a black belt in jiu-jitsu. 851 00:54:33,641 --> 00:54:35,843 This one-two punch combo, the teamwork. 852 00:54:35,977 --> 00:54:37,612 It's a rare thing in the world today. 853 00:54:37,745 --> 00:54:38,913 Yo, I'm gonna one-two punch you 854 00:54:39,046 --> 00:54:40,748 if you don't let me rock the mic. 855 00:54:40,882 --> 00:54:42,349 It's the most fascinating study of the human condition 856 00:54:42,482 --> 00:54:44,819 since, well, the advent of social media. 857 00:54:44,952 --> 00:54:46,788 I actually got into the ring myself recently. 858 00:54:46,921 --> 00:54:48,523 I'm not going to say I'm a pro or anything, 859 00:54:48,656 --> 00:54:50,124 but I definitely learned a thing or two about myself. 860 00:54:50,258 --> 00:54:52,960 I saw some pretty crazy shit out on the battlefield. 861 00:54:53,094 --> 00:54:54,228 I gotta tell you, 862 00:54:54,361 --> 00:54:55,630 nothing compares to what I see here. 863 00:54:55,763 --> 00:54:57,397 Yeah, that says a lot about you, though. 864 00:54:57,532 --> 00:54:59,466 Dealing with kids all day, I mean, 865 00:54:59,600 --> 00:55:01,569 sometimes I just want to fuck some shit up. 866 00:55:01,702 --> 00:55:03,104 You know what I'm saying? 867 00:55:03,237 --> 00:55:04,471 I totally understand. 868 00:55:04,605 --> 00:55:06,541 I did get hit in the head pretty bad. 869 00:55:06,674 --> 00:55:07,942 Mom said I wasn't the same after that, 870 00:55:08,075 --> 00:55:09,610 - can you believe it? - Oh, wow. 871 00:55:09,744 --> 00:55:11,913 I get up, I go down the garage 872 00:55:12,046 --> 00:55:14,347 and I just unload on that heavy bag. 873 00:55:14,481 --> 00:55:16,584 Bender was the surprise of the season, 874 00:55:16,717 --> 00:55:17,952 but that doesn't mean he's going to keep up 875 00:55:18,085 --> 00:55:19,554 -this winning streak. -That's true. 876 00:55:19,687 --> 00:55:21,388 Look, I don't care who wins. 877 00:55:21,522 --> 00:55:22,957 What I want to see is all the bloodshed, 878 00:55:23,090 --> 00:55:24,859 grade-A type of stuff on screen tonight. 879 00:55:24,992 --> 00:55:26,894 -That's all I care about. -Okay, nice. 880 00:55:27,028 --> 00:55:29,163 Okay, great, amazing. Thank you, guys. 881 00:55:48,316 --> 00:55:51,118 "Death, be not proud, 882 00:55:51,252 --> 00:55:54,088 for some have called you mighty and dreadful... 883 00:55:54,789 --> 00:55:56,657 for thou art not so." 884 00:55:57,457 --> 00:55:58,693 Do you know where that's from? 885 00:55:59,426 --> 00:56:00,661 No. 886 00:56:01,162 --> 00:56:02,330 It's a sonnet. 887 00:56:02,797 --> 00:56:05,299 "Death, Be Not Proud", 888 00:56:05,432 --> 00:56:07,500 written in the 1600s. 889 00:56:11,438 --> 00:56:12,907 "For rest and sleep... 890 00:56:13,674 --> 00:56:17,879 for thou picture be much pleasure, 891 00:56:18,012 --> 00:56:21,115 for thee, much more must flow." 892 00:56:21,249 --> 00:56:23,851 That's my favorite passage. 893 00:56:24,318 --> 00:56:25,853 It gets me through my job. 894 00:56:27,221 --> 00:56:28,488 How about you, Domino? 895 00:56:30,457 --> 00:56:32,026 I don't understand the question. 896 00:56:33,493 --> 00:56:35,096 I know you wouldn't. 897 00:56:36,931 --> 00:56:39,267 All that cunning that you had... 898 00:56:39,934 --> 00:56:43,137 all that precision, gone... 899 00:56:44,071 --> 00:56:45,573 with a single injection. 900 00:56:47,008 --> 00:56:48,109 Such a shame. 901 00:56:53,514 --> 00:56:55,049 Yeah? 902 00:56:57,417 --> 00:56:58,519 Pretty incredible, isn't it? 903 00:56:58,953 --> 00:57:01,122 I don't know why I didn't think of this sooner. 904 00:57:07,295 --> 00:57:09,330 I think it's a beautiful idea. 905 00:57:09,964 --> 00:57:12,700 Our own universe of streaming programming. 906 00:57:17,738 --> 00:57:19,273 Let's not jump to conclusions. 907 00:57:19,407 --> 00:57:22,343 I'm pretty sure he'll give a big "fuck you" to that idea. 908 00:57:27,949 --> 00:57:30,518 Well, don't forget my executive producer credit. 909 00:57:32,620 --> 00:57:34,454 He fucking swung and boom! 910 00:57:34,588 --> 00:57:36,090 Knocked Meat Wagon the fuck out. 911 00:57:36,590 --> 00:57:38,726 Shit, man, he hit that floor like a dollar store hooker. 912 00:57:38,859 --> 00:57:40,161 Okay, K-Town. 913 00:57:40,294 --> 00:57:41,929 The fuck you know about dollar store hookers? 914 00:57:42,063 --> 00:57:44,464 I thought you stuck to the penny saver. 915 00:57:44,598 --> 00:57:46,600 Dollar store's a little too classy. 916 00:57:48,202 --> 00:57:49,370 I got Y1,500. 917 00:57:53,240 --> 00:57:54,642 Cheer up, my ninja. 918 00:57:54,775 --> 00:57:56,944 Ninja, you're, like, one step closer to freedom. 919 00:57:57,912 --> 00:58:00,247 Yeah, brother man. Bring it in. 920 00:58:00,948 --> 00:58:03,551 Bring it in. Come on. 921 00:58:04,752 --> 00:58:06,554 -Boom! -Yes! Yeah! 922 00:58:07,154 --> 00:58:08,488 Good job, guys. 923 00:58:08,622 --> 00:58:09,924 Hey Boggs. Oh, man. 924 00:58:10,057 --> 00:58:11,759 I need you to get me something for my back. 925 00:58:11,892 --> 00:58:13,127 You know, 'cause I'm carrying the whole fucking team. 926 00:58:13,260 --> 00:58:14,362 You know I'm saying? 927 00:58:14,829 --> 00:58:17,365 I hate to interrupt your little celebration here. 928 00:58:17,497 --> 00:58:19,133 Producers want to see you upstairs. 929 00:58:19,266 --> 00:58:20,568 -All of us? -Yep. 930 00:58:20,701 --> 00:58:22,370 Shit. Him, too? 931 00:58:22,502 --> 00:58:24,171 Unfortunately, yes. 932 00:58:24,305 --> 00:58:26,574 -Why? -Big night. 933 00:58:26,707 --> 00:58:28,609 - It's time to celebrate. - Serious? 934 00:58:29,076 --> 00:58:30,945 -Us? -In restraints. 935 00:58:31,078 --> 00:58:33,681 Don't get excited and don't forget, 936 00:58:34,348 --> 00:58:35,783 you've got an explosive in your head. 937 00:58:35,916 --> 00:58:38,085 At least we'll die happy. 938 00:58:39,487 --> 00:58:41,622 Five minutes. Be ready. 939 00:58:42,990 --> 00:58:44,558 You know what this means, right? 940 00:58:45,659 --> 00:58:46,660 Dude, we're going to have fucking pussy 941 00:58:46,794 --> 00:58:47,962 lined up for miles. 942 00:58:48,095 --> 00:58:49,663 We're, like, fucking rockstars now. 943 00:58:49,797 --> 00:58:51,599 Oh, shit, even fucking Bill's gonna get laid. 944 00:58:51,732 --> 00:58:53,300 Oh, shit, man! 945 00:59:08,616 --> 00:59:10,084 -Hold up, hold up, hold up. -What? 946 00:59:10,217 --> 00:59:12,153 Not sure who let you out of the sewer, 947 00:59:12,286 --> 00:59:14,622 but this is VIP only. 948 00:59:14,755 --> 00:59:16,924 You must not be up on current events. 949 00:59:17,792 --> 00:59:19,060 We are VIP. 950 00:59:19,827 --> 00:59:21,062 It's invitation only. 951 00:59:21,429 --> 00:59:23,364 Well, we have one of those. 952 00:59:23,497 --> 00:59:24,999 Yeah? Who invited you? 953 00:59:25,599 --> 00:59:26,867 The man. 954 00:59:28,602 --> 00:59:29,703 Hey, fuckface. 955 00:59:30,104 --> 00:59:32,173 Don't you know? We're special guests. 956 00:59:34,675 --> 00:59:36,777 Okay, then. Enjoy your evening. 957 00:59:43,250 --> 00:59:44,685 Hi, guys. Welcome. 958 00:59:44,819 --> 00:59:47,455 -Hello. -May I offer you a drink? 959 00:59:47,588 --> 00:59:49,356 Suck my pulse with a straw, yes! 960 00:59:49,490 --> 00:59:50,559 Or two? 961 00:59:50,991 --> 00:59:52,593 Oh, yeah,. 962 00:59:52,960 --> 00:59:55,329 Oh. Oh, they're twins. 963 00:59:55,463 --> 00:59:57,098 -Oh, yeah. -Follow me. 964 00:59:59,400 --> 01:00:00,501 They'll 965 01:00:00,634 --> 01:00:02,903 explosive chips in our necks 966 01:00:03,037 --> 01:00:04,405 and then we can take off our cuffs. 967 01:00:04,539 --> 01:00:07,274 Not everyone is as well-behaved as we are, right? 968 01:00:08,909 --> 01:00:10,579 I think they want you to mingle a little bit. 969 01:00:10,711 --> 01:00:11,979 You two, come with me. 970 01:00:14,682 --> 01:00:16,350 Hey. 971 01:00:17,852 --> 01:00:20,754 There he is. The man of the hour. 972 01:00:22,957 --> 01:00:24,859 Get over here, you badass son of a bitch. 973 01:00:25,426 --> 01:00:26,528 Wait a minute. 974 01:00:26,961 --> 01:00:28,963 You're telling me you've met this guy before? 975 01:00:29,396 --> 01:00:30,898 Unfortunately. 976 01:00:36,237 --> 01:00:37,539 Pull up a chair, Luke. 977 01:00:37,905 --> 01:00:39,640 I'll have one of the girls grab you a drink. 978 01:00:39,773 --> 01:00:42,209 If I can, I'd like to pass that offer 979 01:00:42,343 --> 01:00:43,677 over to my friend. 980 01:00:47,549 --> 01:00:48,849 What'll you have, boss? 981 01:00:51,252 --> 01:00:52,319 Mint julep. 982 01:00:54,523 --> 01:00:55,923 Candy. 983 01:00:57,491 --> 01:00:58,560 Yes, sir? 984 01:00:58,926 --> 01:01:01,162 Two mint juleps for my man here. 985 01:01:01,295 --> 01:01:02,863 Coming right up. 986 01:01:07,801 --> 01:01:10,104 Pretty impressive showing out there tonight. 987 01:01:10,471 --> 01:01:11,872 You're the new fan favorite. 988 01:01:12,541 --> 01:01:13,841 Well, it's fight or die. 989 01:01:15,809 --> 01:01:18,145 Well, you'll thank me for that someday. 990 01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:22,349 If my fiancée and her father are still alive... 991 01:01:23,284 --> 01:01:24,385 I might. 992 01:01:26,787 --> 01:01:28,289 Your team is made up 993 01:01:28,422 --> 01:01:31,125 of people convicted in a court of law. 994 01:01:31,859 --> 01:01:34,295 It must be a real moral conflict for you, 995 01:01:34,428 --> 01:01:36,130 protecting the scum of the earth, 996 01:01:36,263 --> 01:01:39,133 while you sit in here just for doing your duty. 997 01:01:39,900 --> 01:01:41,802 Who says they're the scum of the earth? 998 01:01:44,805 --> 01:01:47,875 I didn't know you Marines had such a good sense of humor. 999 01:01:48,008 --> 01:01:51,045 I thought it was all oorah and Semper Fi. 1000 01:01:51,979 --> 01:01:53,615 Which reminds me... 1001 01:01:54,248 --> 01:01:56,850 what do you plan to do for work once you're free? 1002 01:01:58,485 --> 01:01:59,753 If I'm free. 1003 01:02:00,854 --> 01:02:03,057 Well, maybe I can help with that. 1004 01:02:04,225 --> 01:02:06,927 But not now. Enjoy the night. 1005 01:02:08,329 --> 01:02:09,797 If you're interested in hearing about 1006 01:02:09,930 --> 01:02:11,765 an opportunity that's come up, 1007 01:02:11,899 --> 01:02:13,968 meet me in the green room later. 1008 01:02:20,074 --> 01:02:21,509 And, Bender... 1009 01:02:23,712 --> 01:02:25,079 this is entertainment. 1010 01:02:25,813 --> 01:02:27,081 That's all it is. 1011 01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:54,108 Hi, guys. 1012 01:02:56,143 --> 01:02:57,411 So it's this, then? 1013 01:02:58,178 --> 01:02:59,480 Just doing our job, Jake. 1014 01:02:59,614 --> 01:03:00,914 Yep. 1015 01:03:13,961 --> 01:03:15,362 What's up, champ? 1016 01:03:17,264 --> 01:03:18,899 You should have taken that drink. 1017 01:03:23,971 --> 01:03:26,641 My inbox is blowing up with new sponsors. 1018 01:03:26,775 --> 01:03:28,208 The network wants to move 1019 01:03:28,342 --> 01:03:31,812 next week's follow-up episode to the weekend. 1020 01:03:33,180 --> 01:03:35,382 The problem is, you're good. 1021 01:03:35,883 --> 01:03:37,151 A little too good. 1022 01:03:38,352 --> 01:03:40,888 The network's talking about creating a spin-off 1023 01:03:41,021 --> 01:03:42,657 centered around you. 1024 01:03:43,123 --> 01:03:46,160 I made a promise to my mother before she died 1025 01:03:46,293 --> 01:03:48,663 not to let her pride and joy go under. 1026 01:03:49,531 --> 01:03:52,499 Of course, by pride and joy, she meant the company. 1027 01:03:53,834 --> 01:03:55,135 Not me. 1028 01:03:57,938 --> 01:03:59,607 It was Arena Wars that saved it. 1029 01:04:00,709 --> 01:04:02,109 It saved the company. 1030 01:04:02,876 --> 01:04:04,144 It saved me. 1031 01:04:04,612 --> 01:04:05,879 It saved my legacy. 1032 01:04:06,013 --> 01:04:08,115 You tell them I said no. 1033 01:04:08,550 --> 01:04:09,551 And fuck you. 1034 01:04:09,684 --> 01:04:11,885 Well, you see, even if you said yes, 1035 01:04:12,019 --> 01:04:13,921 this shows me they're looking elsewhere. 1036 01:04:14,689 --> 01:04:17,759 I can't have my saving grace also be my downfall. 1037 01:04:18,693 --> 01:04:21,629 So, you're going to kill me then? 1038 01:04:23,531 --> 01:04:24,365 No. 1039 01:04:24,932 --> 01:04:28,469 Hell, I can't even handicap you, that'd be too obvious. 1040 01:04:29,169 --> 01:04:31,939 But what's the one thing that's kept you going 1041 01:04:32,072 --> 01:04:33,941 the whole time you've been locked up? 1042 01:04:34,609 --> 01:04:37,612 You don't need to answer, as we already know. 1043 01:04:39,413 --> 01:04:41,482 The call's from your former commanding officer, 1044 01:04:41,616 --> 01:04:44,985 who is also father of the love of your life 1045 01:04:45,119 --> 01:04:47,020 and a father figure to you. 1046 01:04:57,264 --> 01:04:58,999 What is this? This-- 1047 01:05:01,068 --> 01:05:04,539 Your fiancée and father-in-law are dead. 1048 01:05:05,005 --> 01:05:06,206 Five years ago. 1049 01:05:06,340 --> 01:05:08,576 Hit by a drunk driver on Christmas Day. 1050 01:05:08,710 --> 01:05:10,512 Killed instantly. 1051 01:05:11,945 --> 01:05:14,982 You're lying. He talks to me. 1052 01:05:16,917 --> 01:05:18,452 It's a deep fake. 1053 01:05:19,621 --> 01:05:20,921 Fuck you! 1054 01:05:30,532 --> 01:05:32,499 with those two cocktail waitresses 1055 01:05:32,634 --> 01:05:34,968 - from the party. - party. 1056 01:05:37,672 --> 01:05:38,740 Luke? 1057 01:05:39,106 --> 01:05:40,941 - Luke. - Hey, brother. 1058 01:05:41,975 --> 01:05:43,845 You all right? 1059 01:05:43,977 --> 01:05:45,245 Come on, let's get up. 1060 01:05:45,946 --> 01:05:47,214 Let's get out of here. 1061 01:05:47,948 --> 01:05:49,416 - You all right? - I'm fine. 1062 01:05:51,452 --> 01:05:53,053 I'm going to get him, Khan. 1063 01:05:57,291 --> 01:05:58,860 These sure don't look like they came 1064 01:05:58,992 --> 01:06:00,494 from the hits he took on the show. 1065 01:06:01,261 --> 01:06:02,630 We've been sparring. 1066 01:06:02,764 --> 01:06:05,098 Then how come you two don't have any bruises? 1067 01:06:05,232 --> 01:06:07,201 'Cause we're badasses that don't get hit. 1068 01:06:08,302 --> 01:06:09,537 I guess that's a better excuse 1069 01:06:09,671 --> 01:06:11,739 than saying you fell down some stairs. 1070 01:06:13,908 --> 01:06:15,175 What's going on? 1071 01:06:16,443 --> 01:06:18,513 Found him in the green room, knocked out. 1072 01:06:19,848 --> 01:06:21,181 Luke. 1073 01:06:21,982 --> 01:06:23,250 Marine! 1074 01:06:24,853 --> 01:06:26,119 You with me? 1075 01:06:30,123 --> 01:06:32,359 Fuck. Fuck. 1076 01:06:36,196 --> 01:06:37,464 I'm-- I'm fine. 1077 01:06:39,233 --> 01:06:41,401 Thank you, Hopkins. I'll take it from here. 1078 01:06:44,004 --> 01:06:45,707 All right, what happened? 1079 01:06:47,742 --> 01:06:49,476 I cut myself shaving. 1080 01:06:50,077 --> 01:06:51,478 That's bullshit. 1081 01:06:52,379 --> 01:06:54,549 Belladonna doesn't get involved in matches 1082 01:06:54,682 --> 01:06:56,784 unless there's something going down. 1083 01:06:58,252 --> 01:07:00,120 So, again, what's going on? 1084 01:07:05,593 --> 01:07:08,462 He says the network wants to offer me a spinoff. 1085 01:07:08,930 --> 01:07:10,665 Wait, how's that a bad thing? 1086 01:07:11,198 --> 01:07:12,567 He thinks I'm a threat to him. 1087 01:07:13,033 --> 01:07:15,737 This sounds like some paranoid bullshit to me. 1088 01:07:16,203 --> 01:07:18,305 If there's one thing I know about that man, 1089 01:07:18,438 --> 01:07:19,674 you don't mess with his money. 1090 01:07:19,807 --> 01:07:21,241 I'm not a killer, 1091 01:07:21,375 --> 01:07:22,844 or whatever it is he wants me to be. 1092 01:07:22,977 --> 01:07:24,244 I'm a soldier. 1093 01:07:24,946 --> 01:07:27,281 -That's it? -Yeah. 1094 01:07:28,783 --> 01:07:30,050 I don't think so. 1095 01:07:31,619 --> 01:07:33,420 You look like someone whose heart's been ripped out 1096 01:07:33,555 --> 01:07:35,222 and crushed in front of them. 1097 01:07:36,891 --> 01:07:38,191 See that a lot in here. 1098 01:07:42,296 --> 01:07:44,632 Weekly calls that I've been getting... 1099 01:07:45,733 --> 01:07:48,435 from my would-be father-in-law were never real. 1100 01:07:53,273 --> 01:07:55,175 He and my fiancée... 1101 01:07:57,277 --> 01:07:59,747 died five years ago. 1102 01:08:01,081 --> 01:08:02,850 And I was never told. 1103 01:08:07,354 --> 01:08:08,623 Sorry, man. 1104 01:08:14,028 --> 01:08:15,228 This-- that's the only thing 1105 01:08:15,362 --> 01:08:16,764 that's kept me going in here. 1106 01:08:18,967 --> 01:08:20,233 Every day. 1107 01:08:24,304 --> 01:08:26,139 All these fucking years. 1108 01:08:27,976 --> 01:08:30,545 Fuck! 1109 01:08:31,411 --> 01:08:34,181 Luke. Listen to me. 1110 01:08:34,949 --> 01:08:37,317 We're in this together. Okay? 1111 01:08:38,019 --> 01:08:39,587 You got us. 1112 01:08:40,220 --> 01:08:41,321 All of us. 1113 01:08:41,455 --> 01:08:43,758 -We're family. -Don't worry. 1114 01:08:49,262 --> 01:08:51,231 Let's show him what pain is. 1115 01:08:51,833 --> 01:08:52,934 Damn right. 1116 01:09:04,344 --> 01:09:06,547 Wow. Hey. 1117 01:09:07,515 --> 01:09:09,449 Wow, this is a surprise. 1118 01:09:09,851 --> 01:09:12,854 What brings you down from your supervillain lair? 1119 01:09:13,755 --> 01:09:15,155 Funny. 1120 01:09:15,288 --> 01:09:16,891 Remember that material for the air. 1121 01:09:17,792 --> 01:09:20,628 Somehow I don't think you came down here to tell me that. 1122 01:09:21,161 --> 01:09:22,496 Just a little wellness visit. 1123 01:09:23,031 --> 01:09:25,365 How are you and Moses feeling lately? 1124 01:09:25,499 --> 01:09:28,836 Well, you know, um, I got really high cholesterol. 1125 01:09:29,537 --> 01:09:32,339 And Moses, unfortunately, has a heart murmur. 1126 01:09:34,142 --> 01:09:35,777 Seriously, what's on your mind? 1127 01:09:36,443 --> 01:09:37,745 Listen. 1128 01:09:38,478 --> 01:09:42,116 Whatever happens tonight, don't stop the show. 1129 01:09:42,249 --> 01:09:43,584 Keep it going. 1130 01:09:44,351 --> 01:09:47,689 What he's saying is, no matter what you see... 1131 01:09:48,623 --> 01:09:50,091 the show must go on. 1132 01:09:50,558 --> 01:09:53,594 I get it. Don't have to tell me twice. 1133 01:09:54,862 --> 01:09:56,130 Thanks, chief. 1134 01:10:01,169 --> 01:10:03,370 I increased the dosage quite a bit. 1135 01:10:03,503 --> 01:10:05,840 A handful of mental sedatives 1136 01:10:05,973 --> 01:10:08,275 whose names you wouldn't be able to pronounce. 1137 01:10:08,776 --> 01:10:11,079 They'll be sitting pretty for quite a while. 1138 01:10:11,211 --> 01:10:12,980 Domino. 1139 01:10:13,614 --> 01:10:15,917 Hey. Don't forget. 1140 01:10:19,386 --> 01:10:20,655 Yes. 1141 01:10:24,357 --> 01:10:27,427 Welcome back to another episode of... 1142 01:10:28,196 --> 01:10:29,564 Arena Wars! 1143 01:10:29,697 --> 01:10:31,899 I love when we do that. 1144 01:10:32,365 --> 01:10:33,735 This special episode will feature 1145 01:10:33,868 --> 01:10:35,903 the return of our first contestants 1146 01:10:36,037 --> 01:10:39,073 to last more than one week in five seasons. 1147 01:10:39,207 --> 01:10:40,608 And don't forget Luke Bender, 1148 01:10:40,742 --> 01:10:44,145 former Marine and the first innocent contestant 1149 01:10:44,277 --> 01:10:46,614 in the history of the show. 1150 01:10:46,981 --> 01:10:48,649 Here it is. Here it is. 1151 01:10:53,453 --> 01:10:54,889 - Yes! - Another one down! 1152 01:10:55,957 --> 01:10:58,593 -Lucky shot. -Oh, lucky my ass, man. 1153 01:10:58,726 --> 01:11:00,995 Teamwork makes the dream work, , all right? 1154 01:11:02,196 --> 01:11:04,431 I see people come in here one night, get lucky, 1155 01:11:04,565 --> 01:11:05,733 come back for the next show, 1156 01:11:05,867 --> 01:11:07,802 get wiped out in the first ten seconds. 1157 01:11:07,935 --> 01:11:09,604 Sounds like you have a bad judge of character, my friend. 1158 01:11:09,737 --> 01:11:11,839 The only person getting lucky tonight is your mom. 1159 01:11:15,510 --> 01:11:17,078 See you now. Bye-bye. 1160 01:11:17,211 --> 01:11:18,411 Oh. 1161 01:11:20,081 --> 01:11:22,049 I wonder how much money that , man. 1162 01:11:24,252 --> 01:11:25,253 Let's go. 1163 01:11:48,308 --> 01:11:50,645 When we first saw these guys, 1164 01:11:50,778 --> 01:11:53,080 I didn't think a damn thing about them. 1165 01:11:53,214 --> 01:11:54,782 A bunch of sad sack losers. 1166 01:11:54,916 --> 01:11:57,350 And now I actually think they have a chance 1167 01:11:57,484 --> 01:11:59,520 to win the whole thing, you know? 1168 01:11:59,654 --> 01:12:01,522 But I've been wrong before too. 1169 01:12:20,041 --> 01:12:21,542 I know everyone's going crazy 1170 01:12:21,676 --> 01:12:23,277 for Luke Bender, but Minty? 1171 01:12:23,410 --> 01:12:25,713 Now that is a real man. 1172 01:12:27,648 --> 01:12:30,918 They got us a dope-ass theme song and everything. 1173 01:12:31,351 --> 01:12:32,920 Hell yeah. 1174 01:12:33,521 --> 01:12:35,623 You ever thought you'd be a celebrity, K-Town? 1175 01:12:36,591 --> 01:12:38,559 Not unless you count the evening news. 1176 01:12:40,261 --> 01:12:41,729 Shit, I've missed this stuff. 1177 01:12:48,536 --> 01:12:49,804 Oh, yeah. 1178 01:12:50,605 --> 01:12:52,405 All that's missing is the crowd. 1179 01:12:53,608 --> 01:12:54,909 I need the energy. 1180 01:12:59,780 --> 01:13:02,550 Luke Bender. Nice to meet you, babe. 1181 01:13:02,683 --> 01:13:04,185 I'm Holly Daze. 1182 01:13:04,652 --> 01:13:07,955 Tell us, how are you feeling about tonight's showdown? 1183 01:13:13,027 --> 01:13:14,161 I, um... 1184 01:13:16,998 --> 01:13:19,066 First I should probably, uh... 1185 01:13:20,301 --> 01:13:21,936 thank the producers... 1186 01:13:23,371 --> 01:13:26,807 for this incredible opportunity. 1187 01:13:30,177 --> 01:13:32,346 for the hype, right? 1188 01:13:33,214 --> 01:13:34,982 Not disappoint the viewers at home. 1189 01:13:35,116 --> 01:13:36,483 That's right. 1190 01:13:38,485 --> 01:13:41,088 When I fight, I'm not fighting for money. 1191 01:13:43,291 --> 01:13:44,759 I'm fighting for you. 1192 01:13:54,635 --> 01:13:57,437 Why don't you go down and check on Holly Daze's dressing room? 1193 01:13:57,905 --> 01:14:00,041 Some commotion going on down there. 1194 01:14:00,440 --> 01:14:01,842 What? Again? 1195 01:14:13,287 --> 01:14:15,189 Are you ready? 1196 01:14:16,590 --> 01:14:19,961 I said, are you ready? 1197 01:14:20,628 --> 01:14:23,764 Then let's fucking do this! 1198 01:14:28,936 --> 01:14:31,038 Go back! Back! 1199 01:14:35,710 --> 01:14:36,744 Anyone got a plan? 1200 01:14:36,877 --> 01:14:38,412 Sun Tzu. Art of War. 1201 01:14:38,546 --> 01:14:40,014 Old school guerrilla warfare tactics. 1202 01:14:40,147 --> 01:14:41,749 I'll take that, brother. 1203 01:14:41,882 --> 01:14:44,118 If you run and dodge. 1204 01:14:44,251 --> 01:14:45,619 Sounds easy enough. 1205 01:14:45,753 --> 01:14:47,521 Just keep moving, confuse him and ambush, got it? 1206 01:14:47,655 --> 01:14:49,724 - Got it. - Come on, you fucker! 1207 01:15:15,282 --> 01:15:18,252 Yes! Yes! That's the one right there. 1208 01:15:19,553 --> 01:15:20,921 Against the rules to celebrate? 1209 01:15:21,055 --> 01:15:23,824 -It's not against the rules. -I wasn't asking. 1210 01:15:28,229 --> 01:15:29,964 I'm fucking dying. 1211 01:15:35,169 --> 01:15:38,973 Listen, uh, on a serious note now, um... 1212 01:15:41,709 --> 01:15:44,278 A word from our sponsors. 1213 01:15:51,952 --> 01:15:54,188 Breathe through it. Stay with me. 1214 01:15:57,158 --> 01:15:58,225 This is my fault. 1215 01:15:59,528 --> 01:16:00,828 I caused it. 1216 01:16:01,729 --> 01:16:03,064 I put you here. 1217 01:16:03,197 --> 01:16:04,298 Don't be sorry. 1218 01:16:06,067 --> 01:16:09,904 Just glad that I got to spend the day... 1219 01:16:12,673 --> 01:16:15,643 side by side with all of you. 1220 01:16:21,882 --> 01:16:23,350 Stay with me. 1221 01:16:24,051 --> 01:16:26,587 It's okay. 1222 01:16:51,946 --> 01:16:53,447 Minty, look at me. 1223 01:16:54,281 --> 01:16:55,716 I'm sorry. 1224 01:16:56,317 --> 01:16:59,854 I am so goddamn sorry, but we have to keep moving. 1225 01:17:01,455 --> 01:17:03,023 You gotta keep moving. 1226 01:17:03,824 --> 01:17:05,527 You can do this. All right? 1227 01:17:05,960 --> 01:17:07,828 Come on. Come on. 1228 01:17:08,262 --> 01:17:09,330 Come. 1229 01:17:32,987 --> 01:17:34,321 We must be , huh? 1230 01:17:35,489 --> 01:17:36,790 Yeah, we must be. 1231 01:17:38,292 --> 01:17:39,360 Hey. 1232 01:17:40,661 --> 01:17:41,962 You going to be all right? 1233 01:17:43,632 --> 01:17:44,899 You good? 1234 01:17:48,169 --> 01:17:50,404 As good as I can be. 1235 01:17:52,072 --> 01:17:53,174 You? 1236 01:17:55,209 --> 01:17:57,845 -Same. -Hey, Billie. 1237 01:17:58,345 --> 01:18:00,447 Hey. You okay? 1238 01:18:00,582 --> 01:18:01,916 Yeah. 1239 01:18:02,617 --> 01:18:03,717 Yeah. 1240 01:18:04,251 --> 01:18:05,587 How long do you think we've got? 1241 01:18:06,420 --> 01:18:08,422 Not long. Maybe another 10, 15 seconds. 1242 01:18:08,557 --> 01:18:09,823 We need to be ready. 1243 01:18:11,626 --> 01:18:13,994 No more fucking surprises. 1244 01:18:14,728 --> 01:18:17,131 Yeah. It's go time. 1245 01:18:59,073 --> 01:19:00,575 It's bad. It's bad. 1246 01:19:17,091 --> 01:19:18,826 Over here. 1247 01:20:21,155 --> 01:20:22,757 Hey, hey, hey. 1248 01:20:22,890 --> 01:20:25,259 You're okay, you're okay. 1249 01:20:25,392 --> 01:20:27,895 Billie-- Billie stop! Stop! Billie, Billie, Billie. 1250 01:20:28,028 --> 01:20:30,097 He's done. He's done. 1251 01:20:30,230 --> 01:20:32,399 It passes, okay? It passes. 1252 01:20:32,534 --> 01:20:34,134 Are you all right? 1253 01:20:35,269 --> 01:20:37,706 Oh, fuck. Yeah, fuck. 1254 01:20:38,238 --> 01:20:40,140 I've been hit harder than that fighting. 1255 01:20:41,075 --> 01:20:43,377 I'm good. I'm good. 1256 01:20:45,814 --> 01:20:46,980 Wow. 1257 01:20:47,114 --> 01:20:48,482 That-- that's a twist right there. 1258 01:20:48,616 --> 01:20:50,685 I just got a text that the odds on Luke Bender 1259 01:20:50,819 --> 01:20:53,053 are going through the roof in Vegas right now. 1260 01:20:56,558 --> 01:20:58,492 So, when does round three start? 1261 01:20:58,626 --> 01:20:59,927 Fuck, I don't know, man. 1262 01:21:00,060 --> 01:21:01,495 That fucking asshole caught me off guard. 1263 01:21:02,229 --> 01:21:05,065 All right, guys, we got to move. We have to finish this. 1264 01:21:06,233 --> 01:21:08,202 You lead the way, badass. 1265 01:21:08,803 --> 01:21:10,003 Thanks. 1266 01:21:10,137 --> 01:21:12,373 Okay, let's go. 1267 01:21:27,354 --> 01:21:28,656 Welcome to the party. 1268 01:21:39,333 --> 01:21:41,569 Be ready, guys. Just be ready. 1269 01:21:53,247 --> 01:21:55,517 You're ours, motherfucker. 1270 01:22:12,232 --> 01:22:13,300 This is for Carl. 1271 01:22:56,744 --> 01:22:58,546 Oh! Oh, my God! 1272 01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:00,981 Is that her? Cutie Pie! 1273 01:23:18,800 --> 01:23:20,467 Yes! 1274 01:23:24,371 --> 01:23:26,908 - Here, kitty, kitty. - Meow. Come on. 1275 01:23:35,282 --> 01:23:36,784 On the house, remember? 1276 01:23:42,422 --> 01:23:44,424 That's it. 1277 01:23:46,293 --> 01:23:48,328 How-- how long do they take to kick in? 1278 01:23:48,462 --> 01:23:50,430 They're super fast-acting. 1279 01:23:51,298 --> 01:23:52,600 There you go. 1280 01:23:58,907 --> 01:24:00,140 There you go, there you go. 1281 01:24:03,678 --> 01:24:07,515 Three, two, one. 1282 01:24:08,448 --> 01:24:09,717 Now. 1283 01:24:45,319 --> 01:24:46,688 Get the axe! 1284 01:24:47,220 --> 01:24:49,423 Get the axe! 1285 01:25:04,739 --> 01:25:05,807 Come on! 1286 01:25:07,207 --> 01:25:09,711 No. No! No! 1287 01:25:11,244 --> 01:25:12,680 No! 1288 01:25:17,184 --> 01:25:18,452 Something's wrong. 1289 01:25:19,119 --> 01:25:21,689 Yeah, the stupid one handed something to Bender. 1290 01:25:22,322 --> 01:25:24,324 Wonder how that got past security. 1291 01:25:24,959 --> 01:25:26,226 Any ideas? 1292 01:25:30,665 --> 01:25:31,733 Domino? 1293 01:25:33,868 --> 01:25:35,168 Yes? 1294 01:25:36,004 --> 01:25:37,572 No, don't! 1295 01:25:38,205 --> 01:25:40,307 -Please! -What? 1296 01:25:40,708 --> 01:25:41,976 Please! 1297 01:25:42,110 --> 01:25:43,477 Talk! 1298 01:25:44,344 --> 01:25:45,847 You took your dose, right? 1299 01:25:46,246 --> 01:25:48,315 I was in the room with you, but-- 1300 01:25:48,448 --> 01:25:49,817 I always do. 1301 01:25:51,251 --> 01:25:52,687 Yes or no? 1302 01:25:53,588 --> 01:25:54,622 Yes. 1303 01:25:55,155 --> 01:25:56,223 I took the dose. 1304 01:25:56,891 --> 01:25:59,159 If you're telling the truth, 1305 01:25:59,292 --> 01:26:00,360 then you wouldn't mind providing us 1306 01:26:00,494 --> 01:26:02,362 with a blood sample, would you? 1307 01:26:02,997 --> 01:26:04,364 Of course not. 1308 01:26:05,133 --> 01:26:07,200 I'm always willing to comply. 1309 01:26:09,369 --> 01:26:11,271 She hesitated. 1310 01:26:14,207 --> 01:26:15,543 Talk! 1311 01:26:16,243 --> 01:26:17,512 They dose us. 1312 01:26:18,046 --> 01:26:19,914 None of us want to be here! 1313 01:26:21,214 --> 01:26:22,249 You see that? 1314 01:26:22,684 --> 01:26:24,418 You're telling this to the world. 1315 01:26:25,787 --> 01:26:28,221 I think you've forgotten how much you owe me. 1316 01:26:28,355 --> 01:26:30,525 I don't owe you anything. 1317 01:26:31,358 --> 01:26:32,960 You'd have died in the arena. 1318 01:26:33,094 --> 01:26:34,394 You owe me your life. 1319 01:26:34,529 --> 01:26:37,330 This is no life. 1320 01:26:45,573 --> 01:26:47,775 What were you in for again? 1321 01:26:50,144 --> 01:26:51,512 Oh, that's right. 1322 01:26:51,646 --> 01:26:54,649 You were a hired killer. A sniper. 1323 01:26:55,616 --> 01:26:57,819 Thought you'd have at least examined your own weapon. 1324 01:27:08,328 --> 01:27:09,797 Please don't kill me. 1325 01:27:12,567 --> 01:27:14,035 Oh, I'm not going to kill you. 1326 01:27:14,702 --> 01:27:16,604 That would be a waste of talent. 1327 01:27:17,739 --> 01:27:19,707 I'm just going to transfer you. 1328 01:27:25,312 --> 01:27:26,814 Back to the arena. 1329 01:27:33,453 --> 01:27:35,690 Who doses you? 1330 01:27:36,256 --> 01:27:37,558 Who doses you? 1331 01:27:41,394 --> 01:27:44,232 Talk! 1332 01:27:48,035 --> 01:27:49,336 Get your ass over there. 1333 01:27:52,405 --> 01:27:54,041 Welcome to sudden death. 1334 01:27:58,980 --> 01:28:01,249 -Let him go. -We're still on the air, Luke. 1335 01:28:02,083 --> 01:28:04,384 What kind of show would that be for the audience? 1336 01:28:05,052 --> 01:28:07,755 You force these people to be on your kill squad. 1337 01:28:08,756 --> 01:28:11,025 Just like you forced me to be on your show. 1338 01:28:11,159 --> 01:28:12,392 Well, it's hard to keep 1339 01:28:12,527 --> 01:28:14,061 a steady flow of willing participants 1340 01:28:14,195 --> 01:28:15,395 when death's part of the deal. 1341 01:28:15,530 --> 01:28:18,398 I said let him go. 1342 01:28:18,800 --> 01:28:21,569 Don't worry about me, brother. He's going to kill me-- 1343 01:28:21,936 --> 01:28:23,004 Quiet! 1344 01:28:23,370 --> 01:28:24,739 Spoilers. 1345 01:28:24,872 --> 01:28:27,241 You shoot him and then what? 1346 01:28:27,608 --> 01:28:29,409 We find out if you're really a killer. 1347 01:28:30,878 --> 01:28:31,979 No. 1348 01:28:32,113 --> 01:28:33,848 Don't tell me you never killed a man in battle. 1349 01:28:34,314 --> 01:28:36,884 And don't tell me you didn't feel a rush from it. 1350 01:28:37,018 --> 01:28:38,052 This isn't war. 1351 01:28:38,186 --> 01:28:40,353 The audience is bloodthirsty, 1352 01:28:40,487 --> 01:28:41,923 and you gave them what they wanted. 1353 01:28:42,857 --> 01:28:44,058 It's war. 1354 01:28:44,192 --> 01:28:45,793 What does that make you? 1355 01:28:46,994 --> 01:28:48,830 You're the one making the profit. 1356 01:28:50,097 --> 01:28:51,999 Like I said before, Luke. 1357 01:28:54,235 --> 01:28:55,603 This is entertainment. 1358 01:28:56,537 --> 01:28:57,905 That's all it is. 1359 01:29:01,809 --> 01:29:02,877 Luke. 1360 01:29:03,778 --> 01:29:05,046 It's time to go home. 1361 01:29:13,754 --> 01:29:15,723 Fuck yeah! 1362 01:29:33,908 --> 01:29:37,011 Jesus Christ, I thought he'd never shut up. 1363 01:29:38,145 --> 01:29:39,947 Can we get the fuck out of here now? 1364 01:29:41,782 --> 01:29:43,517 -No. -Why? 1365 01:29:43,651 --> 01:29:46,087 -The chips in our heads. -Fuck. 1366 01:29:47,188 --> 01:29:48,289 Don't worry about that. 1367 01:29:49,123 --> 01:29:51,525 Surprised you didn't recognize military tech. 1368 01:29:59,333 --> 01:30:00,635 Thank you. 1369 01:30:01,269 --> 01:30:02,536 Don't mention it. 1370 01:30:04,639 --> 01:30:06,473 How do we get out of here? 1371 01:30:07,575 --> 01:30:08,843 Follow me. 1372 01:30:11,379 --> 01:30:12,647 Man. 1373 01:30:13,915 --> 01:30:15,983 I could use some mint juleps right about now. 1374 01:30:29,363 --> 01:30:30,665 I'm free. 1375 01:30:31,599 --> 01:30:34,501 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1376 01:30:34,635 --> 01:30:36,170 Arena Wars. 1377 01:30:36,304 --> 01:30:38,706 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1378 01:30:38,839 --> 01:30:41,776 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1379 01:30:41,909 --> 01:30:44,812 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1380 01:30:44,946 --> 01:30:48,115 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1381 01:30:48,249 --> 01:30:49,517 Arena Wars. 1382 01:31:03,030 --> 01:31:05,733 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1383 01:31:05,866 --> 01:31:08,769 Arena Wars. Arena Wars. 1384 01:31:31,491 --> 01:31:34,362 So, uh, let me get this right, 1385 01:31:34,528 --> 01:31:37,665 you slept with Thrustkill in 2030? 1386 01:31:38,032 --> 01:31:39,333 Why do you think? 1387 01:31:41,435 --> 01:31:42,837 You got a great outfit. 1388 01:31:42,970 --> 01:31:44,672 I heard that you, uh, are a big fan of the show? 1389 01:31:44,805 --> 01:31:46,273 Is that-- is that true? 1390 01:31:46,407 --> 01:31:49,443 Not only a fan, but, you know, I'm an employee also. 1391 01:31:49,577 --> 01:31:51,912 And I don't know if you know this or not, 1392 01:31:52,046 --> 01:31:54,548 but I park about five or six spaces 1393 01:31:54,682 --> 01:31:57,018 down from you every day. 1394 01:31:57,151 --> 01:31:58,853 You look a little nervous. What-- what's the matter? 1395 01:31:58,986 --> 01:32:00,254 I ain't going to bite you. 1396 01:32:00,388 --> 01:32:01,889 I'm nervous 'cause I don't want to die! 1397 01:32:02,023 --> 01:32:03,724 Well, that's. 1398 01:32:03,858 --> 01:32:06,193 -Oh, I-- I can't. -Why can't you? 1399 01:32:06,327 --> 01:32:08,629 Because they don't give us the option. 1400 01:32:08,763 --> 01:32:10,798 Who-- who-- who-- who's they? 1401 01:32:10,931 --> 01:32:13,567 -They! The whole thing! -Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1402 01:32:13,701 --> 01:32:16,103 I guess I'd be nervous too. 1403 01:32:16,237 --> 01:32:18,239 Hey, by the way, do you still have the Heisman trophy? 1404 01:32:18,372 --> 01:32:21,375 I sold it on eBay. 1405 01:32:21,510 --> 01:32:22,610 Yeah. 1406 01:32:22,743 --> 01:32:25,613 Hey, buddy. I don't shake hands. 1407 01:32:25,746 --> 01:32:28,649 It's a crazy thing, it's a bad habit, I know. 1408 01:32:28,783 --> 01:32:30,684 First off, I need to tell you. I'm a big fan. 1409 01:32:30,818 --> 01:32:32,586 - Oh, thanks. Thanks. - Thank you. 1410 01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:34,088 That Hail Mary in the fourth quarter 1411 01:32:34,221 --> 01:32:35,823 in that game against the Raiders? 1412 01:32:35,956 --> 01:32:37,491 Absolutely beautiful. 1413 01:32:37,625 --> 01:32:39,760 Yeah, thanks a lot, uh, thank you... 1414 01:32:39,894 --> 01:32:41,962 -Tank. It's fine. -All right. Whatever. 1415 01:32:42,096 --> 01:32:43,364 What's the matter with you, son? 1416 01:32:43,798 --> 01:32:45,633 Uh, I'm on the camera with you? 1417 01:32:45,766 --> 01:32:47,268 Yeah,. 1418 01:32:49,904 --> 01:32:52,239 You ever hear the expression "a deer in headlights"? 1419 01:32:52,373 --> 01:32:55,209 - You don't remember me? - Oh. Should I? 1420 01:32:55,342 --> 01:32:56,877 Come on! Jimmy Magnus. 1421 01:32:57,011 --> 01:33:00,147 I'm the guy that took you 1422 01:33:00,281 --> 01:33:01,749 to the emergency ward, 1423 01:33:01,882 --> 01:33:04,785 stayed with you all night after you tore your ACL. 1424 01:33:04,919 --> 01:33:07,955 Badass Jimmy Magnus. 1425 01:33:12,393 --> 01:33:13,928 Is it true that 1426 01:33:14,061 --> 01:33:16,197 you're an actual member of the Yakuza? 1427 01:33:18,432 --> 01:33:21,402 If you win back your freedom, what're you going to do? 1428 01:33:21,536 --> 01:33:22,636 You going to go back to Japan? 1429 01:33:32,746 --> 01:33:36,016 So, I hear that you're actually related 1430 01:33:36,150 --> 01:33:38,252 -to one of our gladiators? -That's right. 1431 01:33:38,385 --> 01:33:42,289 Master Blaster and I are twin bros. 1432 01:33:43,390 --> 01:33:45,893 Always thought you threw that last Super Bowl. 1433 01:33:46,026 --> 01:33:47,596 Excuse me, what was that? 1434 01:33:47,728 --> 01:33:49,497 I mean, if you don't want to admit it, 1435 01:33:49,630 --> 01:33:51,932 maybe we can meet somewhere after and discuss it. 1436 01:33:52,066 --> 01:33:53,801 No, but I have a gun. 1437 01:33:53,934 --> 01:33:55,336 It's good to see you though. 1438 01:33:55,469 --> 01:33:57,037 I've been-- I've been hoping you'd get me on here 1439 01:33:57,171 --> 01:33:59,440 once in a while, or-- or once anyway. 1440 01:33:59,574 --> 01:34:01,142 -Here you are. -Here I am. 1441 01:34:01,275 --> 01:34:02,877 Well, you know, that's what happens 1442 01:34:03,010 --> 01:34:04,345 when you spend 10 years getting your ass kicked 1443 01:34:04,478 --> 01:34:06,113 and then if you're lucky, 1444 01:34:06,247 --> 01:34:09,584 you end up being a commentator on a talk show, 1445 01:34:09,717 --> 01:34:11,252 or the star of a cartoon, 1446 01:34:11,385 --> 01:34:14,556 or selling some insurance policies. 1447 01:34:20,027 --> 01:34:21,295 I haven't seen you guys for a while. 1448 01:34:21,428 --> 01:34:22,963 You're always on the field, yeah? 1449 01:34:23,097 --> 01:34:25,032 Oh, we just came here to pick up our checks. 1450 01:34:25,166 --> 01:34:27,701 -You called us over here. -They make you pick them up? 1451 01:34:30,271 --> 01:34:32,607 I figured you just get paid electronically. 1452 01:34:32,740 --> 01:34:35,610 Well, the state pays us electronically, but this-- 1453 01:34:35,743 --> 01:34:37,646 Man, this is blood money, come on. 1454 01:34:37,778 --> 01:34:39,880 Yeah. I know. 1455 01:34:40,414 --> 01:34:42,850 Yeah, yeah. No, I get it, I understand. 1456 01:34:42,983 --> 01:34:44,151 Yeah, blood money is-- 1457 01:34:44,285 --> 01:34:45,786 You know, I guess in the long run 1458 01:34:45,920 --> 01:34:47,054 it's all blood money. 1459 01:34:47,488 --> 01:34:49,591 I mean, how do you deal with it? What's the difference? 1460 01:34:49,723 --> 01:34:52,561 Ethics, Samson. Ethics. 1461 01:34:52,693 --> 01:34:54,028 I agree with that. 1462 01:34:54,161 --> 01:34:55,296 Ethics. 100694