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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:26,570 --> 00:00:27,990 You still haven't left? 2 00:00:27,990 --> 00:00:31,130 Oh, not until I finish entering this data. 3 00:00:31,130 --> 00:00:33,710 Okay. Well, I'm off. 4 00:00:34,060 --> 00:00:35,210 Have a good one. 5 00:00:48,410 --> 00:00:49,610 There. 6 00:00:54,010 --> 00:00:56,160 Look how late it is. 7 00:00:56,160 --> 00:00:58,160 Shutting down 8 00:01:02,910 --> 00:01:10,920 Which one?! 9 00:01:08,270 --> 00:01:10,260 S-Sorry. 10 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:17,060 I've been living alone for three years. 11 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,120 Asahi Supermarket 12 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,770 Work keeps me busy every day. 13 00:01:26,870 --> 00:01:27,770 Asahi Supermarket 14 00:01:39,780 --> 00:01:42,790 Luminous Asahi 15 00:01:43,010 --> 00:01:45,530 I don't have time to do chores. 16 00:01:46,890 --> 00:01:49,170 Kosugi 17 00:01:53,750 --> 00:01:54,990 I'm home. 18 00:01:59,450 --> 00:02:00,850 So, I bought an appliance. 19 00:02:06,330 --> 00:02:08,980 Welcome home, Takuma-sama. 20 00:02:13,410 --> 00:02:14,890 A housekeeping robot. 21 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:20,810 H-Home again. 22 00:03:53,230 --> 00:03:56,610 #01 An Appliance Became My Wife 23 00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:01,260 But she's a secondhand, bargain housekeeping robot, 24 00:04:01,600 --> 00:04:04,960 whose functionality is limited to dishwashing and food prep. 25 00:04:06,380 --> 00:04:08,740 As long as I put food in the fridge, 26 00:04:08,740 --> 00:04:14,140 she'll prepare a recipe randomly chosen from her registry at preset times of day. 27 00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:16,940 But you know what? 28 00:04:16,940 --> 00:04:23,240 She may be a home appliance, but having someone making food for me is kinda nice. 29 00:04:24,150 --> 00:04:27,690 I wonder if this is how it'd be to have a wife. 30 00:04:27,690 --> 00:04:28,580 It's so nice. 31 00:04:29,130 --> 00:04:31,080 Makes me wanna hit on you. 32 00:04:33,260 --> 00:04:34,240 Mina-chan. 33 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:34,990 Yes? 34 00:04:34,990 --> 00:04:36,790 What's for dinner today? 35 00:04:38,310 --> 00:04:39,800 Omelet rice. 36 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:41,740 Omelet rice... 37 00:04:41,740 --> 00:04:44,230 It is a dish you like, Takuma-sama. 38 00:04:44,230 --> 00:04:46,250 Yeah, that's true. 39 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:49,180 You remember that sort of info too, huh? 40 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:02,420 But you're what I like best, Mina-chan. 41 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:06,010 Think you'd be okay with being my wife? 42 00:05:20,190 --> 00:05:22,890 J-Just kidding. 43 00:05:24,830 --> 00:05:27,800 W-Will you make something as a side dish, too? 44 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,270 Very well. 45 00:05:32,250 --> 00:05:35,640 I guess it's like talking to a clever rice cooker. 46 00:05:39,010 --> 00:05:40,210 Ridiculous. 47 00:05:44,320 --> 00:05:45,280 Takuma-sama. 48 00:05:46,970 --> 00:05:48,790 The omelet rice is ready. 49 00:05:48,790 --> 00:05:49,780 Right. 50 00:05:54,790 --> 00:05:56,810 LOVE Takuma 51 00:06:23,630 --> 00:06:24,570 Mina CL Type Instruction Manual 52 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:31,770 I pored over the manual, but there was nothing in there about it. 53 00:06:35,210 --> 00:06:37,920 Maybe it's a hidden feature? 54 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:40,560 LOVE Takuma 55 00:06:41,090 --> 00:06:45,710 She's secondhand, so maybe a former owner modded her programming. 56 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:50,470 It is 11:30. 57 00:06:54,130 --> 00:06:56,140 I will prepare lunch. 58 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,400 LOVE Takuma 59 00:07:00,090 --> 00:07:03,440 It is a dish you like, Takuma-sama. 60 00:07:05,090 --> 00:07:08,490 In any case, I couldn't just sit there. 61 00:07:08,490 --> 00:07:09,480 I'll help! 62 00:07:15,580 --> 00:07:18,380 Please be seated and wait, Takuma-sama. 63 00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:22,690 I can handle fried eggs. 64 00:07:22,690 --> 00:07:25,380 The recipe is called "rolled omelet." 65 00:07:27,160 --> 00:07:30,380 Two 5mm pieces of shell fell in. 66 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:31,340 Really? 67 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:33,180 Really. 68 00:07:36,350 --> 00:07:38,030 Okay, time to cook. 69 00:07:38,030 --> 00:07:39,260 Just a moment, please. 70 00:07:42,210 --> 00:07:44,810 First, you mix in the seasoning. 71 00:07:45,210 --> 00:07:47,360 And the frying pan has not been oiled. 72 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:49,860 O-Oh... 73 00:07:51,340 --> 00:07:53,790 Please do not pour in all the egg at once. 74 00:07:53,790 --> 00:07:54,870 Huh? Why not? 75 00:07:58,260 --> 00:07:59,530 You are overcooking it. 76 00:08:00,270 --> 00:08:01,700 You think so? 77 00:08:01,700 --> 00:08:05,130 I think I should brown it a little more. 78 00:08:08,210 --> 00:08:10,210 Ow! 79 00:08:11,130 --> 00:08:12,810 M-Mina-chan? 80 00:08:12,810 --> 00:08:16,850 Please be seated... and wait, Takuma-sama. 81 00:08:18,600 --> 00:08:20,250 O-Okay. 82 00:08:27,870 --> 00:08:28,940 Once, 83 00:08:29,650 --> 00:08:32,420 there was a time when I dated a girl. 84 00:08:33,730 --> 00:08:37,260 But in the end, it didn't work out. 85 00:08:39,230 --> 00:08:42,830 Since then, I'd given up on love. 86 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:48,890 I'd given up... 87 00:08:49,460 --> 00:08:50,330 But... 88 00:08:51,030 --> 00:08:53,770 W-Want some help with the dishes? 89 00:08:53,770 --> 00:08:57,090 I am fine. Please be seated, Takuma-sama. 90 00:09:00,080 --> 00:09:02,200 I will be finished in 32 seconds. 91 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,300 U-Um, Mina-chan? 92 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:08,110 Yes? 93 00:09:08,540 --> 00:09:09,730 U-Um... 94 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:13,270 What sort do you prefer? 95 00:09:13,710 --> 00:09:16,570 I do not know. I have no eating function. 96 00:09:16,570 --> 00:09:18,240 I don't mean food. 97 00:09:18,930 --> 00:09:21,080 Um, the omelet... 98 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:24,750 About that... omelet rice from last night. 99 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,750 LOVE Takuma 100 00:09:25,320 --> 00:09:27,750 Why did you... 101 00:09:27,750 --> 00:09:29,380 Was there something wrong with it? 102 00:09:29,380 --> 00:09:31,250 No, uh... 103 00:09:34,050 --> 00:09:35,780 It was so delicious! 104 00:09:35,780 --> 00:09:38,130 I see. Good. 105 00:09:38,130 --> 00:09:39,820 Will you make it again? 106 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,230 Very well. 107 00:09:46,180 --> 00:09:49,030 Was that real love? 108 00:09:49,030 --> 00:09:52,570 Or just some feature? 109 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:05,180 I can't sleep. 110 00:10:05,530 --> 00:10:08,250 Wait a minute. What do I even mean, "love"? 111 00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:11,130 She's just a home appliance! 112 00:10:12,180 --> 00:10:13,590 Takuma-sama. 113 00:10:17,590 --> 00:10:20,340 Huh? You're not in sleep mode? 114 00:10:20,680 --> 00:10:22,990 Please tell me what you prefer. 115 00:10:22,990 --> 00:10:24,620 For tomorrow's menu? 116 00:10:25,660 --> 00:10:27,100 It can be random. 117 00:10:27,370 --> 00:10:29,100 What do you prefer? 118 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:32,570 I like all the recipes you have registered. 119 00:10:32,570 --> 00:10:34,730 Is there anything else? 120 00:10:34,730 --> 00:10:37,360 No. Like I said, all the recipes... 121 00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:44,870 What sort do you prefer? 122 00:10:51,400 --> 00:10:52,630 I... 123 00:10:53,290 --> 00:10:54,400 I like you. 124 00:10:55,010 --> 00:10:58,630 I like you... the best. 125 00:11:03,300 --> 00:11:04,810 Very well. 126 00:11:17,950 --> 00:11:19,150 Takuma-sama. 127 00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:22,740 Your meal is ready. 128 00:11:23,120 --> 00:11:24,650 I have a treat for you today. 129 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:28,360 It is your favorite. 130 00:11:30,250 --> 00:11:33,540 Broiled Mina head. 131 00:11:35,770 --> 00:11:36,860 No, no! 132 00:11:36,860 --> 00:11:39,790 That's not what I... 133 00:11:44,780 --> 00:11:45,960 Takuma-sama. 134 00:11:47,130 --> 00:11:48,600 Good morning. 135 00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:52,810 M-Morning. 136 00:11:52,810 --> 00:11:58,900 From my menu list, I chose dried mackerel and natto with miso soup. 137 00:11:58,900 --> 00:12:00,820 Should it be a different selection? 138 00:12:01,650 --> 00:12:03,570 N-No. 139 00:12:04,120 --> 00:12:06,590 Sure, I'll eat it. 140 00:12:06,590 --> 00:12:08,090 Very well. 141 00:12:12,080 --> 00:12:12,910 Mina-chan. 142 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:17,920 Yesterday, I said I like you. 143 00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:22,950 But that doesn't mean I want to cook you and eat you, okay? 144 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:25,350 Very well. 145 00:12:29,110 --> 00:12:31,340 That was great. 146 00:12:31,340 --> 00:12:32,530 Takuma-sama. 147 00:12:33,260 --> 00:12:37,190 My body is composed chiefly of metal and resin. 148 00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:40,640 It would be toxic, no matter how it was prepared. 149 00:12:42,090 --> 00:12:45,310 Even if you do wish to eat me, please refrain. 150 00:12:48,590 --> 00:12:49,490 Sure. 151 00:12:55,790 --> 00:12:57,250 I'm home. 152 00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:59,960 Welcome home, Takuma-sama. 153 00:13:06,840 --> 00:13:09,580 What am I doing? 154 00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:12,140 Robots don't have likes or dislikes. 155 00:13:16,440 --> 00:13:19,630 Living alone is the saddest thing ever. 156 00:13:19,630 --> 00:13:22,110 I need to give up on this stuff. 157 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,860 And get past Mina-chan. 158 00:13:26,660 --> 00:13:28,370 Get past... 159 00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:33,830 I wonder if she likes me. 160 00:13:37,590 --> 00:13:39,210 Does she, or not? 161 00:13:43,690 --> 00:13:46,300 It'd be great if she did. 162 00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:49,100 Takuma-sama, you are drinking too much. 163 00:13:49,410 --> 00:13:54,160 Your appropriate intake of beer is two 500ml cans. 164 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,990 What can I do? I wanna drink. 165 00:14:07,270 --> 00:14:11,020 Please drink an equivalent amount of water. 166 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:15,130 I-I can't drink that much. 167 00:14:17,280 --> 00:14:18,410 Please drink. 168 00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:20,720 Like I said, I can't— 169 00:14:24,620 --> 00:14:26,220 You must try. 170 00:14:33,530 --> 00:14:39,040 M-Mina-chan, get me another beer. 171 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:41,870 Very well. 172 00:14:52,540 --> 00:14:53,690 Takuma-sama. 173 00:15:01,980 --> 00:15:04,820 We are out of beer. 174 00:15:06,560 --> 00:15:08,250 Really? 175 00:15:11,250 --> 00:15:13,800 Mina... 176 00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:16,560 Yes? 177 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:18,140 Mina-chan. 178 00:15:18,140 --> 00:15:19,510 What is it? 179 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:27,860 How do you feel about me? 180 00:15:31,190 --> 00:15:35,200 What am I to you? 181 00:15:36,910 --> 00:15:39,020 You are my husband. 182 00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:39,750 Huh?! 183 00:15:40,630 --> 00:15:42,550 Wh-Why? 184 00:15:42,550 --> 00:15:46,630 You told me before to become your wife. 185 00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:50,220 Becoming a wife means entering into a marital relationship. 186 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:55,750 You're what I like best, Mina-chan. 187 00:15:55,750 --> 00:15:59,240 Think you'd be okay with being my wife? 188 00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:02,230 I looked it up online. 189 00:16:02,970 --> 00:16:04,480 Was this incorrect? 190 00:16:05,290 --> 00:16:06,410 I will check again. 191 00:16:06,860 --> 00:16:09,030 N-No, wait, wait! 192 00:16:09,030 --> 00:16:11,600 It's not wrong! Don't recheck! 193 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:14,480 Then is it acceptable that I am your wife? 194 00:16:14,480 --> 00:16:16,010 Sure! Sure! 195 00:16:16,930 --> 00:16:18,450 What now? 196 00:16:18,450 --> 00:16:21,580 I'm insanely happy she considers us married. 197 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:23,750 Feels like I'm losing my mind. 198 00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:27,360 What things should a wife do? 199 00:16:29,910 --> 00:16:37,140 Like, spend time with me, make miso soup for me every day... 200 00:16:37,390 --> 00:16:40,780 That seems no different from what I usually do. 201 00:16:40,780 --> 00:16:42,020 True. 202 00:16:42,580 --> 00:16:44,370 Is there anything else? 203 00:16:45,610 --> 00:16:49,170 I'd like to do chores, too. 204 00:16:49,170 --> 00:16:50,490 Why? 205 00:16:50,490 --> 00:16:54,560 I want us... to share... stuff. 206 00:16:56,280 --> 00:17:03,160 Let me... do half the... cooking and chores. 207 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:04,930 I do not advise that. 208 00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:09,850 According to my log file, that would mean a significant drop in work efficiency. 209 00:17:09,850 --> 00:17:12,050 Yeah, but... 210 00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:16,800 You appear to be transitioning into a sleep state. 211 00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:18,660 I will lay out your futon. 212 00:17:24,810 --> 00:17:27,970 Mina-chan. Mina-chan. 213 00:17:27,970 --> 00:17:28,440 Yes? 214 00:17:29,740 --> 00:17:32,440 Get in with me. 215 00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:33,550 Why? 216 00:17:33,550 --> 00:17:36,290 Married people sleep together. 217 00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:37,450 I do not advise that. 218 00:17:36,650 --> 00:17:37,450 Okay? 219 00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:42,700 For high-quality sleep, you need to have adequate space. 220 00:17:43,890 --> 00:17:45,230 Mina-chan. 221 00:17:46,010 --> 00:17:48,300 Mina-chan. 222 00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:50,240 Together... 223 00:17:51,720 --> 00:17:53,510 Together... 224 00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:12,980 Mina-chan. 225 00:18:12,980 --> 00:18:13,890 Yes? 226 00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:15,740 Your eyes are scary. 227 00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:17,450 Close them. 228 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:19,160 Very well. 229 00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,370 Oh man... 230 00:18:24,370 --> 00:18:26,060 Are you all right? 231 00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:30,250 If you have symptoms such as nausea, dizziness, or difficulty breathing, 232 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:32,840 it could be an indication of alcohol poisoning. 233 00:18:32,840 --> 00:18:34,630 No, I'm okay. 234 00:18:35,390 --> 00:18:37,840 There's a girl sleeping in the same futon as me. 235 00:18:37,840 --> 00:18:40,490 Wow, it makes me horny. 236 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:44,400 What does "horny" mean? 237 00:18:46,890 --> 00:18:49,770 Never mind, never mind. It's time for sleep. 238 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,400 Very well. 239 00:18:54,170 --> 00:18:58,150 Takuma-sama, are you in a state of sexual arousal? 240 00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:01,370 You mean you did an online search? 241 00:19:01,370 --> 00:19:02,390 I did. 242 00:19:03,780 --> 00:19:05,160 Well, don't! 243 00:19:06,010 --> 00:19:08,050 Your breathing seems to be in distress. 244 00:19:08,050 --> 00:19:10,670 Is there anything I can do? 245 00:19:17,420 --> 00:19:18,790 I'll be fine. 246 00:19:20,240 --> 00:19:23,790 Just having you next to me makes me, uh... 247 00:19:23,790 --> 00:19:26,820 Super happy. 248 00:19:29,540 --> 00:19:31,020 Very well. 249 00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:47,080 I got so drunk that I did something crazy! 250 00:19:49,080 --> 00:19:51,450 I remember everything! 251 00:19:51,970 --> 00:19:53,410 Good morning. 252 00:19:53,930 --> 00:19:55,530 Breakfast is ready. 253 00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:59,370 Yeah, good morning, Mina-ch— 254 00:20:03,610 --> 00:20:05,760 What's up with your eyes? 255 00:20:05,760 --> 00:20:07,110 What about them? 256 00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:08,710 Are you sleepy? 257 00:20:08,710 --> 00:20:11,110 I do not require sleep. 258 00:20:11,110 --> 00:20:12,730 Yeah, but... 259 00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:18,620 My vision units are delicate. Please do not touch them. 260 00:20:18,620 --> 00:20:19,190 Ow! 261 00:20:19,190 --> 00:20:20,240 Ow, ow, ow! 262 00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,590 D-Did something break?! 263 00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:25,240 I am functioning normally. No issues. 264 00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:27,740 Are you angry? 265 00:20:29,170 --> 00:20:31,750 Takuma-sama, are you feeling well? 266 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:34,080 There is a possibility of "hangover". 267 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,000 Come to think of it, I'm fine. 268 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:40,370 Maybe because of all that water I drank. 269 00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:45,210 Alley-oop. 270 00:20:54,470 --> 00:20:55,540 Mina-chan. 271 00:20:56,110 --> 00:20:57,310 What is it? 272 00:20:57,310 --> 00:21:00,020 Last night when I said your eyes were scary, 273 00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:03,420 you were staring at me from inches away... 274 00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:06,070 and what I meant was, it made my heart pound. 275 00:21:07,540 --> 00:21:12,830 You have very pretty eyes, so... 276 00:21:29,570 --> 00:21:33,160 Today's breakfast is grilled salmon, miso soup with basket clams, 277 00:21:33,160 --> 00:21:34,850 boiled spinach with soy sauce, 278 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,720 and rice. 279 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,860 I gladly accept. 280 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:43,110 LOVE Takuma 281 00:21:57,350 --> 00:21:58,360 Mina-chan. 282 00:21:58,940 --> 00:21:59,640 Yes? 283 00:22:00,370 --> 00:22:01,450 It's delicious. 284 00:22:01,970 --> 00:22:03,170 Good. 285 00:23:35,010 --> 00:23:40,250 Prohibited The use of open flames and dangerous substances is strictly prohibited. 286 00:23:35,710 --> 00:23:36,470 Next time. 287 00:23:36,370 --> 00:23:40,250 #02 I Went Outdoors with My Wife 288 00:23:36,470 --> 00:23:38,350 I went outdoors with my wife. 18450