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I didn't see anything!
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They were yelling.
They're always yelling.
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All I wanted was
some peace and quiet.
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Relax, man.
You just hit a moose.
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A moose?
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Are you sure?
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Yeah, man, I see this kind
of shit all the time.
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In fact, this ain't shit compared to
what just happened on I-95 recently.
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I mean, a lady hit a moose
and the motherfucker
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went right through
the windshield, man.
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No.
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Yeah.
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I was partying with my cousin.
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- You know...
- What kind of partying?
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- partying like...
- Okay.
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getting some hair pie
like the man from Nantucket
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whose dong was so long them
bitches couldn't even fuck it?
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And this fucking moose pissed
on my pussy parade, man.
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I had to come down on
a Sunday because he's sitting
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in the front seat of
a Volvo wide awake
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with his head sticking out
the cracks in the glass and shit, man.
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Poor guy.
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I had to put him down.
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But I got
a picture of it.
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I carry this shit with me now 'cause
every time I'd tell that story
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nobody would believe me.
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- Laugh it off, man.
- Okay.
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- This ain't shit.
- Okay.
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All right?
Just get the kids to school, all right?
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Yeah, okay.
Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Stop!
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Winston, do you copy?
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Winston, do you copy?
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Yes, sir, I'm here.
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Where the hell are you?
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Smith Bridge Road. I'm still clearing
the scene from that bus accident.
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I don't give a shit
if it's a handicapped bus
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and there's a bunch of
retards splattered all over the road.
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I need you back here now.
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There's a bunch
of suits up here
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asking a whole lot of big-city questions
about the way we do things.
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They were
up at the cabin this morning
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and I need to make sure
that your stupid ass
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is on the same page.
Do you get me?
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Yes, sir, I'm on it.
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Sandy Taylor's fucking ridiculous.
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Yo- yo, John, you were
just asleep at the wheel
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for the hottest girl in school.
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Yeah, not my type.
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Wait, Sandy is not your type?
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What does that even mean?
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Does that mean you're gay?
Did you tell your dad?
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Was he bummed, or-
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Dude, you see her every day.
You know she's a nightmare.
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No, I don't know that.
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In fact, neither do you.
You don't even have a type,
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John, you have an obsession.
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'Cassie!
Cassie, I love you!
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Would you kiss me?
Would you-'
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Seriously, man, don't take your fucking
blue balls out on me, man.
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Don't think you're the only dude
here thinking about taking
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Miss Gorgeous to Boomtown.
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I actually know you are
the only person here
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dumb enough to take
a girl out whose ex-boyfriend
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does have a fucking black belt
in kicking teeth in.
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Look, man, I told you-
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there's no way that she's
gonna go with me
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just days after breaking up with him.
Why do you care anyway?
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You hate the prom,
so drop it.
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I know, prom blows.
But this is a whole different thing.
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This is important for you.
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You know what I mean?
This is like...
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Besides, it really just proves how little
you know about girls anyway.
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So- hey, I'm fucking talking.
Come on.
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If she broke up with him,
it's 'cause she finally realized
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how big of a fucking
douchebag the guy is.
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And going to prom with you, that's like
the ultimate power move, all right?
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You're the smartest dude
in school,
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you've fucking known
the girl your whole life,
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and you're head over heels
in love with her.
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All right?
I mean, come on.
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Spite is almost as important
to those bitches as- as money.
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You know what I mean?
She knows all this.
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I mean, now that Marc
is out of the picture,
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revenge is exactly
what she needs.
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For every single girl
in this building,
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that is the priority-
revenge.
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I mean, look at those
2 fucking savages right there.
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Hey.
That's how it is-
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All right, all right,
I'll think about it.
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Just fucking do it.
Shave your pussy, get it over with.
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I'm rallying for your fucking cause.
You need to do this thing.
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All right,
I'm thinking about it.
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You'll regret it
if you don't.
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Fuck.
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I gotta get my goggles
from the car.
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- Will you cover for me?
- What do you want me to say?
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I don't know-
I'm on my fucking period, man.
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Gotta get tampons.
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All right, well, hurry up.
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Whatever.
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Shut up. Don't say a word.
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Listen, people are talking.
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And how they're talking so soon when
it's none of their fucking business,
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I don't know.
But I hear things.
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I don't like what I hear.
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So you and your
bullshit friends
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better stay the hell
away from my girl.
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Do you understand me?
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Look, man...
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- Get your hands off me.
- Okay.
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Listen, I don't care
what she tells you
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or what you think
you know, she's mine.
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Do you get it?
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It's cool, man.
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It's cool?
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- Yeah.
- Really?
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You're dead.
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It's frustrating. It's frustrating.
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You- I'm frustrating to you.
I understand that.
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Honey? Honey?
Sweetie, listen to me.
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Angel, please
listen to me.
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Don't hang-
don't hang-
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You have anything to say for
yourself before I launch into my tirade?
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Nothing?
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There are 5 weeks
left in school.
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Count them-
5 weeks.
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And you're a smart kid.
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You got good grades.
You're going to college in the fall.
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Why would you go and do
something so stupid
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like start a fight?
Why?
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I didn't start it.
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I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.
What?
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I said I didn't start it.
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Where are you supposed
to be right now?
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Biology.
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Biology.
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Miss Hawker
or Mrs. Jennings?
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Hawker.
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Well, you better get
your little butt down there.
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Not even I can
spare you from that.
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- Jonathan?
- Yeah?
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I don't want to see you
around here again?
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Capiche?
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Now get out.
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Hi. I'm-
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Place the scalpel at
the base of the throat
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and carefully make a slit
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all the way down
the front
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of the frog's belly.
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Now...
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Got in trouble for
being late, by the way.
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Yeah, well, so did I.
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...and tack it down...
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I can't believe I missed
you getting your ass kicked.
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That was, like, right after
I talked about her too.
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Like telekinesis-
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wait, telepathy or
teleki- which one?
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You know, I don't really
want to talk about it, Alex.
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I wonder if we would wait
till I left until he kicked your ass.
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Somehow I don't think
it would have mattered.
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Yeah, you're right. I don't even know
where I was going with that.
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- Alex Hicks!
- Yes, ma'am?
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Quiet!
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- Sorry.
- That's strike 2!
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One more strike and you're
headed to the office.
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Mean old hag.
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Now make an incision
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through the muscular
tissue.
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Hey.
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No way.
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You think what they say
about Mary is true,
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that she's pregnant?
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What?
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Miss Hawker just told
you guys to shut up,
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so shut up.
I'm trying to learn.
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There's your prom date.
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Dude, you know what?
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Fuck what I said about taking
Cassie to the prom, man.
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Serious ramifications involved.
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Big fucking problem.
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Now set the heart aside.
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Next is the liver.
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Marc's a fucking douchebag.
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Think if our dads were millionaires,
we'd be douchebags too?
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I don't know.
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You would be.
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You little shit.
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Hey, are you all right?
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Yeah.
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No.
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What's the problem?
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I got dumped.
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Ungrateful shit.
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I don't know the guy,
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but anybody that
would do that to you
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is a fool, in my opinion.
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I mean, if he didn't realize
how lucky he was,
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then he's, like,
the stupidest guy on earth.
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Really?
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Really.
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Wait wait.
Wait.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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00:20:20,965 --> 00:20:22,701
Nothing.
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Sorry, it's the braces.
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It's cool.
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00:21:01,940 --> 00:21:03,877
Hey...
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So what's the deal?
We gonna go to prom together or-
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Is that cool?
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No.
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Well, I just-
I just assumed...
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Look, kid,
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you're real nice
and sweet and everything.
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But this wasn't about
you and me, okay?
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This was about revenge.
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Re- revenge.
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Yeah.
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Besides, I work
for a living.
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Would you- would you please
go to prom with me? I mean-
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If I can get one of the other
girls to cover my shift,
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maybe I'll meet you there.
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How's that?
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00:21:52,625 --> 00:21:55,898
Yeah. Yeah yeah.
that's awesome.
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That- I mean, that actually
works better for me
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in the long run.
That's cool. Okay.
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I will see you-- prom.
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See you there.
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Good afternoon,
Jonathan.
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Hey.
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Daryl, Dane.
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We heard about you
getting your butt kicked.
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Heard you cried like
a little pussy.
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00:22:21,689 --> 00:22:23,858
Yeah, that's not
exactly what happened.
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That's not how we
were informed.
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Yeah, Alex said that
your little-
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So, is it now safe to assume
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that you will be coming over
tonight after all?
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I don't know, you guys.
It's prom night.
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00:22:36,305 --> 00:22:39,177
News flash, John-
prom blows.
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00:22:39,208 --> 00:22:42,112
How you gonna pass up
'Bride of the Cannibals 2:
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The Director's Cut'
for a gay dance?
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00:22:44,546 --> 00:22:48,319
It's the most insane sequel ever made;
it's banned in over 26 countries.
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00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,584
Can you even begin to
comprehend that awesomeness?
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00:22:50,585 --> 00:22:52,419
Yeah, we heard there's
this one part
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where the broad with the piranha
teeth bites the guy's dick and balls.
248
00:22:54,990 --> 00:22:57,360
John, you see it
in a close-up.
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That does sound good.
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00:22:59,995 --> 00:23:01,632
Yeah.
251
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But I'm still not sure
what I'm doing tonight.
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What do you mean you don't
know what you're doing?
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Prom's in, like, 5 hours.
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Who are you gonna ask
at this point, your mother?
255
00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:12,673
If Mom would let me go
to the dance,
256
00:23:12,674 --> 00:23:14,341
I'd be fucking so much
pussy tonight.
257
00:23:14,342 --> 00:23:16,548
- Hey, John.
- Hey, Cassie.
258
00:23:16,549 --> 00:23:18,047
Hey, do you want to
walk with me?
259
00:23:18,048 --> 00:23:19,784
Yeah, sure.
260
00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:21,351
Yeah?
261
00:23:21,384 --> 00:23:23,621
I'll catch you guys later.
Cool?
262
00:23:36,267 --> 00:23:38,069
My God, those 2 are so funny.
263
00:23:38,101 --> 00:23:39,435
- D8D?
- Yeah.
264
00:23:39,436 --> 00:23:41,703
My God, I heard Dane
scored 1,500 on his SATs.
265
00:23:41,704 --> 00:23:43,341
- 1,550.
- What?
266
00:23:43,374 --> 00:23:45,176
- Yeah.
- No way. How old is that kid?
267
00:23:45,208 --> 00:23:46,743
- Like 12.
- My God.
268
00:23:46,744 --> 00:23:48,510
Yeah, but I think he's
living proof
269
00:23:48,511 --> 00:23:51,051
that you can be smart
and stupid at the same time.
270
00:23:51,052 --> 00:23:53,182
You should see when he
and Alex get together.
271
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:55,552
Alex- I haven't talked
to him in, like, forever.
272
00:23:55,553 --> 00:23:57,256
It's so weird.
How is he?
273
00:23:57,288 --> 00:23:59,358
He's good, you know?
274
00:23:59,390 --> 00:24:01,760
- He's still Alex.
- Yeah?
275
00:24:01,761 --> 00:24:04,093
Yeah, I think we're gonna
go over to their house later
276
00:24:04,094 --> 00:24:06,499
and watch some movies
or something.
277
00:24:06,531 --> 00:24:08,224
Okay. So you're not
going to prom?
278
00:24:08,234 --> 00:24:09,903
Nah.
279
00:24:09,935 --> 00:24:13,073
Yeah, me neither.
280
00:24:13,074 --> 00:24:14,905
Well, you'll probably
be disappearing
281
00:24:14,906 --> 00:24:16,841
to some amazing medical
school soon, right?
282
00:24:16,842 --> 00:24:18,444
I did get into Adams.
283
00:24:18,475 --> 00:24:20,079
- You got into Adams?
- Yeah.
284
00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:23,684
- My God, why didn't you tell me?
- I'm telling you now.
285
00:24:23,715 --> 00:24:26,922
Well, congratulations. That's awesome.
That's what you wanted.
286
00:24:26,952 --> 00:24:28,621
Yeah, I guess it is.
287
00:24:28,953 --> 00:24:30,157
Thanks.
288
00:24:32,924 --> 00:24:35,194
So, how are you doing?
289
00:24:35,227 --> 00:24:37,898
- What?
- Everything.
290
00:24:37,899 --> 00:24:39,897
I don't know.
I mean, it's okay. I don't know.
291
00:24:39,898 --> 00:24:42,465
I'm fine, I don't know.
Like, relationships are hard.
292
00:24:42,466 --> 00:24:44,804
What can you do?
Yackety schmakety.
293
00:24:44,836 --> 00:24:47,608
It was the right decision, though.
294
00:24:47,639 --> 00:24:49,744
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
295
00:24:49,745 --> 00:24:51,110
You know, you're probably
the only person I know
296
00:24:51,111 --> 00:24:53,045
who's actually going to do
something with their life.
297
00:24:53,146 --> 00:24:56,118
- Come on, that's not true.
- No, it's true.
298
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,551
Seriously, like, I have no
clue what I'm gonna do.
299
00:24:58,552 --> 00:24:59,818
Nobody does, you know?
300
00:24:59,819 --> 00:25:01,920
My God, everybody's going
to be so super jealous
301
00:25:01,921 --> 00:25:05,260
when you come back to town
and you're this really famous doctor
302
00:25:05,291 --> 00:25:09,298
and they're all a bunch of fat
townies with ugly babies.
303
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:12,198
I'm serious. Like, even Marc was
jealous of you, you know that?
304
00:25:12,199 --> 00:25:15,537
Come on, Cassie,
all these compliments you're paying me
305
00:25:15,538 --> 00:25:17,435
are making me
a little uncomfortable.
306
00:25:17,436 --> 00:25:20,506
Well, you know, today's the only day
you're gonna get 'em, so enjoy.
307
00:25:20,507 --> 00:25:23,111
Cassie, Mom's looking for you!
308
00:25:23,142 --> 00:25:25,680
- Okay.
- I guess you better get going?
309
00:25:25,712 --> 00:25:28,785
Yeah. Well, it was
nice talking to you, John.
310
00:25:28,816 --> 00:25:31,187
- Yeah. Yeah, you too.
- Bye.
311
00:25:37,825 --> 00:25:39,995
Hey, Cassie, wait up!
312
00:25:41,128 --> 00:25:43,599
Hey, do you want to
go to prom with me?
313
00:25:45,267 --> 00:25:48,637
Look, I know you've been through a lot-
things are a mess...
314
00:25:48,668 --> 00:25:50,439
but it's prom,
you know?
315
00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:54,641
I don't know, it's the last
few weeks of high school,
316
00:25:54,642 --> 00:25:58,983
and I just figure it'd be the kind of
thing that we'd regret not having done.
317
00:25:59,012 --> 00:26:00,983
Look, I really
want to go.
318
00:26:01,015 --> 00:26:05,256
And you're the only person
I could see myself going with.
319
00:26:05,286 --> 00:26:07,456
So how about it?
320
00:26:07,488 --> 00:26:11,562
I can't, John.
I'm sorry.
321
00:26:11,592 --> 00:26:15,566
Look, if you're worried about
me getting beat up or anything,
322
00:26:15,567 --> 00:26:17,999
- don't worry about it.
- No, I'm not worried about that.
323
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,202
Like, I- it's just like my brother's sick
and I've got all this stuff to do.
324
00:26:21,203 --> 00:26:22,905
And it's just, like,
I don't know.
325
00:26:22,938 --> 00:26:24,975
It's just too much,
you know?
326
00:26:25,006 --> 00:26:26,911
- I understand.
- Yeah?
327
00:26:26,944 --> 00:26:29,579
- Yeah, it's all right.
- Well, call me later.
328
00:26:31,380 --> 00:26:33,417
- Bye.
- Bye.
329
00:26:43,525 --> 00:26:46,098
'Bride of the Cannibals'
it is.
330
00:26:47,629 --> 00:26:49,332
Stupid.
331
00:27:02,679 --> 00:27:05,384
Here's your pancakes,
sweetie.
332
00:27:06,016 --> 00:27:07,754
Lucille.
333
00:27:07,786 --> 00:27:11,358
I've been dreaming about
your pancakes all day.
334
00:27:11,388 --> 00:27:13,492
I know, baby.
335
00:27:13,523 --> 00:27:16,662
That's what all
the young boys say.
336
00:27:28,539 --> 00:27:30,542
What the fuck, man?
337
00:27:37,548 --> 00:27:39,922
Bill! Bill!
338
00:27:39,953 --> 00:27:41,621
- Jesus.
- Okay, Bill!
339
00:27:41,653 --> 00:27:44,157
Deliver us from
all of this evilness!
340
00:27:44,188 --> 00:27:46,559
Full of the devil!
I know you did it!
341
00:27:46,590 --> 00:27:47,928
Bill, you gotta breathe.
342
00:27:47,959 --> 00:27:52,466
Breathe. Breathe.
In the name of all that is holy,
343
00:27:52,894 --> 00:27:54,303
hallelujah, Lord.
344
00:27:54,833 --> 00:27:57,471
9-1-1.
345
00:27:57,502 --> 00:28:00,741
God, deliver us from
these evil evil people!
346
00:28:10,644 --> 00:28:11,921
My God!
347
00:28:12,350 --> 00:28:15,959
Bill, you're in trouble!
Bill!
348
00:28:16,956 --> 00:28:18,994
The ambulance
will be right here.
349
00:28:19,026 --> 00:28:21,129
Bill, I know where
you come from, Bill.
350
00:28:21,159 --> 00:28:23,199
I know you're-
come on, Bill!
351
00:28:24,429 --> 00:28:27,469
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
352
00:28:34,908 --> 00:28:36,010
Shit.
353
00:28:36,044 --> 00:28:39,649
This is bad news.
This is real bad news.
354
00:29:41,676 --> 00:29:42,945
Yeah?
355
00:29:42,978 --> 00:29:45,114
I hope you're dressed.
I have got big news.
356
00:29:45,146 --> 00:29:48,486
The entire team is going
to the prom after all.
357
00:29:48,516 --> 00:29:50,787
So there's an 'I'
in team now?
358
00:29:50,819 --> 00:29:53,524
John, don't try to be funny.
You're not good at it.
359
00:29:53,556 --> 00:29:55,894
You're just not good at it.
Hey, don't hang up.
360
00:29:55,927 --> 00:29:58,063
I didn't mean that.
No no no no no no.
361
00:29:58,094 --> 00:29:59,628
John? John?
362
00:29:59,661 --> 00:30:03,535
- Spit it out.
- Funny you should say that actually.
363
00:30:13,876 --> 00:30:16,348
All you need to know is
that I have a date for prom.
364
00:30:16,378 --> 00:30:18,849
You need to get your ass
out of fucking bed,
365
00:30:18,881 --> 00:30:21,653
get on a suit and tie,
and that's it.
366
00:30:21,654 --> 00:30:24,520
You know, after listening to you
rag on prom for the last week,
367
00:30:24,521 --> 00:30:26,658
I think I finally came around.
368
00:30:26,690 --> 00:30:28,428
Prom blows.
369
00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,789
That was a lot of rings.
370
00:30:56,821 --> 00:30:59,793
- I'm gonna go now.
- No, no, dude, come on.
371
00:30:59,824 --> 00:31:01,694
Dude, please.
372
00:31:01,727 --> 00:31:04,730
Please? You can't let me
go to this by myself.
373
00:31:04,731 --> 00:31:07,464
You're my best friend. You can't do that.
It's not in the book.
374
00:31:07,465 --> 00:31:09,603
You can't do this.
Please, man.
375
00:31:09,635 --> 00:31:11,306
Please.
376
00:31:11,337 --> 00:31:13,505
- Please?
- All right.
377
00:31:13,537 --> 00:31:16,243
I'll go.
378
00:31:16,276 --> 00:31:19,148
Thank God.
379
00:33:00,982 --> 00:33:03,720
- Hey.
- Who goes there?
380
00:33:03,751 --> 00:33:06,491
Police.
Open up.
381
00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:09,128
Okay.
382
00:33:09,658 --> 00:33:11,161
Come on.
383
00:33:11,194 --> 00:33:13,096
Hey, look, she said she was 18.
384
00:33:13,097 --> 00:33:14,861
I always believe what
children say.
385
00:33:14,862 --> 00:33:16,897
No, man, I need to see
your delivery schedule.
386
00:33:16,898 --> 00:33:18,969
- Open the fucking gate. Come on.
- Okay.
387
00:33:19,001 --> 00:33:21,204
Okay, all right.
388
00:33:21,236 --> 00:33:23,609
I got the key right here.
389
00:33:23,639 --> 00:33:25,542
- No, wrong key.
- Come on, man.
390
00:33:25,543 --> 00:33:27,276
- It's a fucking emergency.
- I found it.
391
00:33:27,277 --> 00:33:29,647
No. Maybe it's this one.
392
00:33:31,947 --> 00:33:33,784
Son of a bitch.
393
00:33:33,816 --> 00:33:35,419
Looks like that one.
Here it is.
394
00:33:41,891 --> 00:33:43,562
Gross.
395
00:34:16,661 --> 00:34:17,797
Hey.
396
00:34:20,096 --> 00:34:22,468
Sorry.
I didn't mean to scare you.
397
00:34:22,499 --> 00:34:23,767
Rick.
398
00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,737
What are you
doing here?
399
00:34:25,769 --> 00:34:28,509
What do you mean?
I came to see you.
400
00:34:29,842 --> 00:34:31,077
Me?
401
00:34:31,109 --> 00:34:33,314
Yeah.
Is that not okay?
402
00:34:33,346 --> 00:34:36,919
No. I mean, yes.
I mean, what about Sandy?
403
00:34:37,148 --> 00:34:40,654
She's busy preparing
her prom queen speech.
404
00:34:40,684 --> 00:34:42,355
Couldn't take it.
405
00:34:42,386 --> 00:34:45,826
Plus I wanted
to talk to you.
406
00:34:45,857 --> 00:34:47,493
Really?
407
00:34:47,525 --> 00:34:49,363
Sure.
408
00:34:49,395 --> 00:34:52,033
Yeah, the place-
it looks really great.
409
00:34:52,065 --> 00:34:54,034
You do great work.
410
00:34:54,066 --> 00:34:55,868
You think so?
411
00:34:55,901 --> 00:34:57,603
Yeah.
412
00:34:57,635 --> 00:34:59,372
It's beautiful.
413
00:35:16,222 --> 00:35:20,531
Ungrateful little shits.
414
00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:29,003
Come on.
415
00:35:29,035 --> 00:35:32,206
- What if the teachers show up?
- To the pool?
416
00:35:34,475 --> 00:35:36,312
Get 'em off.
417
00:35:57,999 --> 00:36:01,037
Come on!
It's beautiful!
418
00:37:10,673 --> 00:37:13,880
- Rick.
- Frederica.
419
00:37:13,911 --> 00:37:15,713
I want to fuck you.
420
00:37:15,746 --> 00:37:17,950
Wait, do you
have a condom?
421
00:37:17,981 --> 00:37:20,585
I'll pull out.
422
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,623
What?
What's wrong?
423
00:37:26,957 --> 00:37:28,497
Are you on your period?
424
00:37:28,526 --> 00:37:30,230
No, I'm a virgin.
425
00:37:42,439 --> 00:37:44,377
- What- what now?
- Fuck!
426
00:37:44,409 --> 00:37:46,513
My tooth.
427
00:37:47,546 --> 00:37:49,048
What the fuck?
428
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:51,083
My God, help me!
429
00:37:51,115 --> 00:37:53,085
Stay away from me.
430
00:37:53,117 --> 00:37:54,819
Rick, help me.
431
00:37:54,851 --> 00:37:56,487
What is wrong with you?
432
00:37:56,488 --> 00:37:58,621
I bet my friends that
you would be an easy fuck,
433
00:37:58,622 --> 00:38:01,228
not that you would be
all fucked up!
434
00:38:03,429 --> 00:38:05,232
Help me!
435
00:38:05,264 --> 00:38:07,735
You bled in my mouth!
436
00:38:19,647 --> 00:38:21,648
Frederica?
437
00:38:22,715 --> 00:38:25,387
Frederica, stop it!
438
00:38:27,686 --> 00:38:29,290
Shit.
439
00:38:30,521 --> 00:38:32,325
Frederica!
440
00:38:33,927 --> 00:38:36,031
Frederica!
441
00:38:37,530 --> 00:38:39,000
Shit.
442
00:39:09,229 --> 00:39:10,399
Fuck!
443
00:39:10,431 --> 00:39:12,468
He cleans up real good?
444
00:39:12,500 --> 00:39:14,337
Where did you get that?
445
00:39:14,568 --> 00:39:16,873
My mom got it down
from the attic.
446
00:39:16,905 --> 00:39:19,540
Well, it's very dapper.
447
00:39:19,572 --> 00:39:21,376
Dapper? I like that.
448
00:39:25,681 --> 00:39:27,783
So should we just call it?
449
00:39:27,784 --> 00:39:29,849
Head over to D8D's and
watch movies all night?
450
00:39:29,850 --> 00:39:31,319
Yeah, we should.
451
00:39:33,522 --> 00:39:35,690
Well, fuck that,
motherfucker!
452
00:39:35,722 --> 00:39:38,796
We're gonna get laid tonight.
I got a sure thing in there.
453
00:39:38,826 --> 00:39:41,132
Come on.
This is it, baby-
454
00:39:41,133 --> 00:39:44,064
one last night to hate your life just
a little bit fucking more.
455
00:39:44,065 --> 00:39:45,500
This is it, motherfucker.
456
00:39:45,534 --> 00:39:49,609
2 men going to prom together.
It's exactly as it should be.
457
00:39:55,844 --> 00:39:59,250
Shit, man. Paperwork's
never been my thing.
458
00:39:59,282 --> 00:40:02,788
Hey, careful with
those files.
459
00:40:02,819 --> 00:40:05,391
Hey, I'm just the night guard.
460
00:40:05,392 --> 00:40:07,620
I don't know anything about
any of that stuff.
461
00:40:07,621 --> 00:40:11,498
If this is about some kind
of bookkeeping cover-up or whatever,
462
00:40:11,528 --> 00:40:13,231
I don't know nothing
about that.
463
00:40:13,263 --> 00:40:14,797
Just, you know,
say no.
464
00:40:14,831 --> 00:40:16,802
Hey, you haven't seen
my application
465
00:40:16,803 --> 00:40:18,899
floating around at the station,
have you?
466
00:40:18,901 --> 00:40:20,870
I sent one in like 6 months ago.
467
00:40:20,903 --> 00:40:23,873
- Hey, what's today?
- Friday.
468
00:40:23,905 --> 00:40:25,441
No, the fucking date, man.
469
00:40:27,543 --> 00:40:30,016
Jesus! Shit!
470
00:40:33,783 --> 00:40:35,555
Daddy.
471
00:40:35,956 --> 00:40:37,787
You got another
fucking beer, man?
472
00:40:37,788 --> 00:40:39,991
My secret stash.
473
00:40:41,991 --> 00:40:44,261
Yeah.
All right.
474
00:40:44,293 --> 00:40:45,730
Yeah.
475
00:40:47,865 --> 00:40:49,500
Can I use your phone?
476
00:40:49,532 --> 00:40:51,336
Yeah, just dial 9,
477
00:40:51,368 --> 00:40:54,741
then you'll hear a dial tone,
then you dial the area code
478
00:40:54,742 --> 00:40:57,473
and then your number.
It's different than a regular phone.
479
00:40:57,474 --> 00:40:59,212
- Is it working?
- Herman.
480
00:40:59,244 --> 00:41:01,413
It's me, Winston.
481
00:41:01,445 --> 00:41:03,918
Hey, man, I'm in some deep
fucking shit down here.
482
00:41:03,947 --> 00:41:06,851
You gotta help me.
Man, turn down the 'Sepulter'
483
00:41:06,884 --> 00:41:08,788
and listen to me,
motherfucker!
484
00:41:08,820 --> 00:41:11,259
No, I'm fucking
serious, man.
485
00:41:11,290 --> 00:41:13,892
- I-
- Hey, these guys with you?
486
00:41:13,924 --> 00:41:15,694
Hold on.
487
00:41:16,694 --> 00:41:18,464
No.
488
00:41:18,496 --> 00:41:20,632
Fuck, man!
489
00:41:21,966 --> 00:41:24,604
Now do me a fucking favor,
Man.
490
00:41:24,637 --> 00:41:26,673
You gotta tell
these motherfuckers
491
00:41:26,704 --> 00:41:29,810
that the water coming out
of here is bad news.
492
00:41:29,841 --> 00:41:32,147
They cannot deliver it.
Do you understand me?
493
00:41:32,177 --> 00:41:33,478
Why do I gotta tell them?
494
00:41:33,511 --> 00:41:35,849
Man, it's jurisdiction
bullshit, you know?
495
00:41:35,881 --> 00:41:38,453
Beaurocracy. Okay.
496
00:41:38,484 --> 00:41:42,393
Look, man, you're gonna be
a fucking hero for this.
497
00:41:42,724 --> 00:41:46,223
Now, what kind of pussy
you're gonna get for this?
498
00:41:46,224 --> 00:41:48,395
Man, you're gonna get the sashimi.
499
00:41:48,427 --> 00:41:49,862
What's that?
500
00:41:49,895 --> 00:41:52,500
Man, that's the primo pussy, man-
501
00:41:52,530 --> 00:41:54,468
no smell.
502
00:41:54,500 --> 00:41:56,003
Fucking hero, man.
503
00:41:56,035 --> 00:41:58,473
Yeah. Thanks, man.
504
00:42:02,206 --> 00:42:04,043
The water here is bull-
505
00:42:58,899 --> 00:43:01,605
So where is your hot date?
506
00:43:01,636 --> 00:43:03,638
She's late.
507
00:43:06,407 --> 00:43:09,781
Or not fucking coming.
508
00:43:09,811 --> 00:43:12,283
I'm gonna go get
some punch.
509
00:43:12,314 --> 00:43:14,919
Do you want some more?
510
00:43:14,951 --> 00:43:17,923
No, it tastes like
someone pissed in it.
511
00:43:17,954 --> 00:43:20,658
I'm gonna go
lower my standards.
512
00:43:33,335 --> 00:43:34,638
I can't find Rick!
513
00:43:34,670 --> 00:43:36,976
I am not gonna be
embarrassed on that stage!
514
00:43:37,008 --> 00:43:38,475
I am the prom queen
515
00:43:38,507 --> 00:43:40,210
and he's the prom king!
516
00:43:40,242 --> 00:43:42,246
Why are you trying
to ruin my life?
517
00:43:42,278 --> 00:43:45,150
Sandy, nobody's trying
to ruin your life.
518
00:43:45,151 --> 00:43:46,815
Perhaps he's just
in the boys' room.
519
00:43:46,816 --> 00:43:49,055
Just calm down.
520
00:43:49,086 --> 00:43:51,056
Miss Hawker?
521
00:43:56,192 --> 00:43:58,028
Guess who.
522
00:43:58,061 --> 00:43:59,431
Cassie?
523
00:43:59,463 --> 00:44:01,666
- It's me!
- Cassie!
524
00:44:01,697 --> 00:44:03,567
- You're here!
- I'm here!
525
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:06,072
- Yeah, I changed my mind.
- Have some punch.
526
00:44:06,103 --> 00:44:08,674
Thanks. Yeah, I thought
about what you said today.
527
00:44:08,705 --> 00:44:11,977
I don't know, I just thought,
you're right. You know? It's prom.
528
00:44:12,009 --> 00:44:15,014
That's so great.
I'm so glad that you're here.
529
00:44:15,045 --> 00:44:17,350
- Great.
- Hey, baby.
530
00:44:17,381 --> 00:44:21,155
Hey, John. Sweetheart, do you think you
can give John and I a minute?
531
00:44:21,185 --> 00:44:24,625
Because I would really like
to apologize to him too.
532
00:44:24,656 --> 00:44:26,459
- I'll just be a minute.
- Okay.
533
00:44:26,491 --> 00:44:27,558
- Okay?
- Yeah.
534
00:44:27,591 --> 00:44:29,227
I'll bring you
a fresh cup.
535
00:44:29,259 --> 00:44:30,594
Bye, John.
536
00:44:38,003 --> 00:44:40,341
Are you trying to
be an asshole?
537
00:44:40,372 --> 00:44:43,744
I told you to
stay away from her.
538
00:44:43,745 --> 00:44:46,175
But you couldn't leave
well enough alone, could you?
539
00:44:46,176 --> 00:44:49,483
Could you?
540
00:44:49,484 --> 00:44:52,882
You want to know something about
the girl of your dreams over there?
541
00:44:52,883 --> 00:44:55,991
Not only is she
here with me and not you,
542
00:44:56,021 --> 00:44:58,058
but I'm gonna be
fucking her tonight.
543
00:44:58,059 --> 00:45:00,190
I'm gonna take her home
and I'm gonna fuck her
544
00:45:00,191 --> 00:45:02,229
every which way I want
because I can.
545
00:45:02,261 --> 00:45:05,433
And no matter what I do,
she's always gonna come back to me.
546
00:45:05,464 --> 00:45:07,666
What do you think about that?
547
00:45:13,139 --> 00:45:14,012
What?
548
00:45:14,340 --> 00:45:16,211
Do you like that, faggot?
549
00:45:16,241 --> 00:45:18,011
Stop this!
550
00:45:18,043 --> 00:45:20,848
Fuck you, man!
Fuck you, man!
551
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,650
- Fuck you!
- What did you do?
552
00:45:22,651 --> 00:45:24,781
- Cassie, I didn't do anything.
- That's a lie!
553
00:45:24,782 --> 00:45:27,421
You did something.
Why do you always have to fight?
554
00:45:27,453 --> 00:45:28,856
Asshole!
555
00:45:28,889 --> 00:45:31,060
You hit like
your fucking boyfriend.
556
00:45:34,426 --> 00:45:36,497
I didn't fucking do anything!
557
00:45:36,530 --> 00:45:38,902
This is bullshit!
He fucking started it!
558
00:45:38,903 --> 00:45:41,001
Watch your mouth!
This is the second time today
559
00:45:41,002 --> 00:45:42,534
I've had to deal with
this nonsense from you.
560
00:45:42,535 --> 00:45:45,171
You're out of here. I will not tolerate
this barbaric behavior-
561
00:45:45,172 --> 00:45:48,212
- Are you fucking blind? He started it!
- Out out!
562
00:45:48,241 --> 00:45:52,147
I am out!
I can't get any more out than this!
563
00:45:53,414 --> 00:45:56,218
School sucks!
564
00:45:56,249 --> 00:45:58,620
John, wait!
565
00:45:58,652 --> 00:46:00,722
Will you wait?
Wait!
566
00:46:03,357 --> 00:46:05,359
Jesus Christ.
567
00:46:51,540 --> 00:46:52,546
John!
568
00:46:53,040 --> 00:46:54,646
John, will you wait?
569
00:46:55,177 --> 00:46:57,582
Will you just wait?
John!
570
00:46:57,613 --> 00:47:00,151
What, Cassie?
What? What do you want?
571
00:47:00,152 --> 00:47:01,816
- I'm just sorry.
- You're sorry?
572
00:47:01,817 --> 00:47:03,603
You're sorry for what? You're sorry
that I get blamed for everything
573
00:47:03,656 --> 00:47:05,989
or you're sorry that your
boyfriend's a fucking asshole?
574
00:47:06,390 --> 00:47:09,925
Or you're sorry that
you're too stupid to tell the difference?
575
00:47:09,926 --> 00:47:10,931
Is that it?
576
00:47:12,231 --> 00:47:14,264
You gotta be a little
clearer with me tonight
577
00:47:14,265 --> 00:47:16,065
because I've got
a bit of a headache!
578
00:47:16,066 --> 00:47:18,702
- John!
- Fuck you!
579
00:47:18,734 --> 00:47:22,476
He is the worst human being
in this fucking school,
580
00:47:22,505 --> 00:47:25,476
and you are the best.
581
00:47:25,507 --> 00:47:26,979
Now how does that work?
582
00:47:30,446 --> 00:47:32,616
No, I want to know
about that process-
583
00:47:32,649 --> 00:47:34,251
what goes through your head.
584
00:47:34,284 --> 00:47:37,691
How you can not like me, someone
you've known for your entire life,
585
00:47:37,692 --> 00:47:39,923
someone who would treat you
like an absolute queen,
586
00:47:39,924 --> 00:47:43,129
and instead go for
that piece of shit back there.
587
00:47:43,161 --> 00:47:44,998
Why?
588
00:47:45,030 --> 00:47:47,535
Because he's rich?
Because he's popular?
589
00:47:47,565 --> 00:47:50,835
I mean, Jesus, Cassie,
you're not even poor.
590
00:47:50,867 --> 00:47:53,173
I mean, how obvious
does it have to be?
591
00:47:53,204 --> 00:47:55,609
You would have to be
practically retarded
592
00:47:55,640 --> 00:47:57,842
not to see that
I'm in love with you.
593
00:47:57,874 --> 00:47:59,510
Everybody sees it.
594
00:47:59,542 --> 00:48:02,316
Marc sees it.
595
00:48:02,347 --> 00:48:06,052
Do you have any idea
how embarrassing that is?
596
00:48:06,083 --> 00:48:07,786
No.
597
00:48:07,818 --> 00:48:10,157
No, of course you don't.
598
00:48:10,189 --> 00:48:12,560
I'm done with it.
It's over.
599
00:48:12,590 --> 00:48:15,429
I can't take it anymore,
Cassie.
600
00:48:21,766 --> 00:48:24,438
Hey, kids, you're gonna
have to get back inside.
601
00:48:24,439 --> 00:48:26,603
Yo, we're having
a conversation here, asshole.
602
00:48:26,604 --> 00:48:28,441
Not anymore.
It's over.
603
00:48:28,442 --> 00:48:30,975
You need to get your girlfriend
and take her back inside.
604
00:48:30,976 --> 00:48:33,577
That's not my girlfriend, all right, man?
I'm going home.
605
00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:36,419
Stop!
606
00:48:36,450 --> 00:48:38,584
Get inside now!
607
00:48:38,615 --> 00:48:40,051
All right.
608
00:48:44,790 --> 00:48:47,060
- What the hell was that?
- I don't know.
609
00:48:49,096 --> 00:48:51,567
I have a bad feeling.
We gotta get out of here.
610
00:48:51,597 --> 00:48:53,001
Go.
611
00:49:44,318 --> 00:49:45,988
Who are they?
612
00:49:51,926 --> 00:49:54,797
I don't know.
613
00:49:54,828 --> 00:49:58,137
But I don't think
that they're cops.
614
00:49:58,168 --> 00:50:01,306
Now I need you to go
in there and get Alex, okay?
615
00:50:01,336 --> 00:50:04,008
No matter what he says,
you get him out of there.
616
00:50:04,009 --> 00:50:06,040
You drag him by the hair
if you have to, okay?
617
00:50:06,041 --> 00:50:07,910
Okay. But what about
everyone else?
618
00:50:07,911 --> 00:50:09,945
I'm gonna tell Principal
St. Clair what's going on,
619
00:50:09,946 --> 00:50:12,046
but I'm not staying here
any longer than that.
620
00:50:12,047 --> 00:50:14,250
No matter what he says,
we're getting out of here, okay?
621
00:50:14,251 --> 00:50:15,585
Okay.
622
00:50:25,361 --> 00:50:27,966
- Alex! Alex!
- Cassie, have you seen John?
623
00:50:27,997 --> 00:50:31,170
You've got to come outside
with me right now, okay?
624
00:50:31,202 --> 00:50:34,975
You just fucking
cockblocked me.
625
00:50:43,746 --> 00:50:46,418
Okay. Don't get kicked out of prom.
Just come with me.
626
00:50:46,450 --> 00:50:48,287
- All right.
- God!
627
00:51:03,501 --> 00:51:05,839
Well, well, well.
628
00:51:05,870 --> 00:51:07,340
It is time
629
00:51:07,672 --> 00:51:10,142
to announce the prom king
630
00:51:10,174 --> 00:51:12,678
and the prom queen!
631
00:51:18,350 --> 00:51:20,788
Freak!
632
00:51:29,693 --> 00:51:31,963
God, what is
taking him so long?
633
00:51:31,964 --> 00:51:35,600
So what are you talking about?
There's dead bodies in here or something?
634
00:51:35,601 --> 00:51:37,603
You're not listening to me!
635
00:51:37,604 --> 00:51:39,104
I've had more than enough
of this from you!
636
00:51:39,105 --> 00:51:40,739
- I told you to go home.
- Back off!
637
00:51:40,771 --> 00:51:43,543
All right?
Now there's a dead body in the pool
638
00:51:43,544 --> 00:51:45,607
and there's people
surrounding the school!
639
00:51:45,608 --> 00:51:47,112
All right?
Do something!
640
00:51:47,113 --> 00:51:49,013
Come on, boy, what kind
of fool do you take me for?
641
00:51:49,014 --> 00:51:51,048
Principal St. Clair, there are people
with guns outside-
642
00:51:51,049 --> 00:51:52,684
men in vans with guns!
Will you just look?
643
00:51:52,685 --> 00:51:53,987
All right, wait a minute.
644
00:51:54,020 --> 00:51:56,124
Stay right here.
Do not move.
645
00:51:56,155 --> 00:51:57,924
Go!
646
00:51:59,125 --> 00:52:01,829
What the hell is going on?
647
00:52:01,860 --> 00:52:04,365
They locked the doors!
648
00:52:04,397 --> 00:52:06,634
Wait, what?
We're fucking trapped?
649
00:52:06,665 --> 00:52:08,837
What's going on out there?
650
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,009
I'm the principal
of this school!
651
00:52:14,041 --> 00:52:16,077
I demand to know
what's going on.
652
00:52:35,895 --> 00:52:39,402
Who is that girl?
Why is everyone looking at her?
653
00:52:39,433 --> 00:52:41,539
This is supposed to be
my big night!
654
00:53:30,321 --> 00:53:32,791
Help me.
655
00:53:33,822 --> 00:53:35,524
Help me!
656
00:53:36,558 --> 00:53:38,061
Help.
657
00:54:05,580 --> 00:54:10,392
What, is this fucking
terrorism or something?
658
00:54:10,393 --> 00:54:11,862
Why'd they lock us in?
659
00:54:11,893 --> 00:54:14,248
We just need to find
a phone- we need to get help.
660
00:54:14,249 --> 00:54:16,332
No, we need to get out of here before
they can lock all the doors.
661
00:54:16,333 --> 00:54:18,036
Art room has outside doors.
662
00:54:18,037 --> 00:54:20,069
No, the auditorium's way better
'cause it leads out back.
663
00:54:20,070 --> 00:54:23,477
What, is this contagious?
Did you see that guy's fucking face?
664
00:54:23,478 --> 00:54:25,874
I don't know, man.
You don't look sick. Neither do you.
665
00:54:25,875 --> 00:54:26,977
What the fuck?
666
00:54:26,978 --> 00:54:30,013
Last time I checked kids were
taking trench coats to school,
667
00:54:30,014 --> 00:54:31,983
not fucking biological
weapons!
668
00:54:50,968 --> 00:54:52,972
- My back.
- Okay, all right.
669
00:54:54,372 --> 00:54:56,109
We need to get out of here.
670
00:54:56,141 --> 00:54:58,144
They're here!
They're here!
671
00:55:16,962 --> 00:55:18,965
- Look.
- What?
672
00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,014
No, no...
673
00:55:29,840 --> 00:55:31,313
Fuck.
674
00:55:31,343 --> 00:55:34,149
No, no, no...
675
00:55:34,180 --> 00:55:36,584
Stupid fucking bitch.
676
00:55:36,616 --> 00:55:37,919
That fucking bitch.
677
00:55:39,884 --> 00:55:42,457
Fucking bitch.
678
00:55:42,488 --> 00:55:44,493
Fucking...
679
00:55:44,526 --> 00:55:45,693
Fuck.
680
00:55:45,726 --> 00:55:48,019
What do I fucking do?
Don't fucking look at it.
681
00:55:48,028 --> 00:55:49,863
What the fuck?
682
00:55:49,895 --> 00:55:51,399
God.
683
00:55:51,400 --> 00:55:53,065
I need to go to
the fucking library.
684
00:55:53,066 --> 00:55:56,235
I need to get those medical books-
those books you always use, right?
685
00:55:56,236 --> 00:55:58,307
- Fuck!
- It's not an STD!
686
00:55:58,339 --> 00:56:00,876
You need a doctor,
not a book! Cassie!
687
00:56:00,909 --> 00:56:02,410
Cassie!
688
00:56:19,294 --> 00:56:21,562
Something is wrong.
689
00:56:21,594 --> 00:56:24,367
Something is very wrong.
690
00:56:27,534 --> 00:56:29,505
I had the baby.
691
00:56:29,537 --> 00:56:33,312
Please help me, please!
692
00:56:34,442 --> 00:56:36,947
- I- I can't help you.
- Please!
693
00:56:36,978 --> 00:56:41,051
- You're sick, I can't-
- My baby! I don't know what to do!
694
00:56:55,663 --> 00:56:57,467
Please!
695
00:56:59,801 --> 00:57:01,939
Get away from me!
Get away from me!
696
00:57:01,970 --> 00:57:04,209
Get away from me!
697
00:57:06,508 --> 00:57:08,278
Don't come any closer!
698
00:57:08,310 --> 00:57:11,984
Don't move, please!
699
00:57:12,014 --> 00:57:16,423
- Please, please...
- Oh, God! Oh, God!
700
00:57:21,492 --> 00:57:23,229
God.
701
00:57:23,261 --> 00:57:25,031
Cassie!
702
00:57:58,963 --> 00:58:01,766
Get the fuck down, man!
Get your ass out of sight.
703
00:58:01,798 --> 00:58:05,173
No, man!
What's your problem?
704
00:58:05,202 --> 00:58:08,174
I'm a fucking
chick magnet, man.
705
00:58:08,175 --> 00:58:10,374
And this fucking world's
coming to an end,
706
00:58:10,375 --> 00:58:12,378
and we gotta get
the fuck out of Dodge.
707
00:58:12,379 --> 00:58:13,678
No, don't do this
to me, man.
708
00:58:13,679 --> 00:58:16,045
I just came down here
to pick your silly ass up, man.
709
00:58:16,046 --> 00:58:18,050
What is this, man?
710
00:58:18,581 --> 00:58:21,021
Light beer.
You are pathetic.
711
00:58:21,052 --> 00:58:22,522
Take that back.
712
00:58:22,554 --> 00:58:24,858
Listen, man, I got
everything figured out.
713
00:58:24,890 --> 00:58:27,362
I got my paperwork
out of that fucking office.
714
00:58:27,393 --> 00:58:30,198
They're not even gonna know
I was ever here, man.
715
00:58:30,199 --> 00:58:32,096
Yeah, well, I hate to rain
on your parade-
716
00:58:32,097 --> 00:58:34,864
you just don't quit the police force
without somebody noticing, man.
717
00:58:34,865 --> 00:58:36,100
You ever think
about that?
718
00:58:36,101 --> 00:58:38,435
Up until this afternoon
I was a fucking cop, remember?
719
00:58:38,436 --> 00:58:40,474
I know how this fucking
bullshit works.
720
00:58:40,475 --> 00:58:42,674
I got it all covered.
Just get the fuck out of here.
721
00:58:42,675 --> 00:58:45,912
You sure about this, Charlie, man?
This is gonna be a mighty tall order.
722
00:58:45,913 --> 00:58:48,217
Let's roll, man.
It's cool.
723
00:58:48,247 --> 00:58:49,916
All right then.
724
00:58:52,150 --> 00:58:53,752
Where are we headed?
725
01:00:17,908 --> 01:00:19,443
Come on.
726
01:00:40,098 --> 01:00:41,666
Are those gunshots?
727
01:00:41,697 --> 01:00:43,100
Come on.
728
01:00:52,210 --> 01:00:53,678
Please be quiet.
729
01:00:53,710 --> 01:00:55,815
My-- my legs!
730
01:00:55,847 --> 01:00:57,782
They're going out!
731
01:00:57,813 --> 01:00:59,151
I made it!
732
01:00:59,183 --> 01:01:01,685
Please, please help me!
733
01:01:01,718 --> 01:01:03,888
Help me!
734
01:01:05,888 --> 01:01:06,926
I made it!
735
01:01:07,756 --> 01:01:09,230
I made it!
736
01:01:10,260 --> 01:01:14,201
Please!
Please help me!
737
01:01:26,543 --> 01:01:28,247
Please!
738
01:02:05,816 --> 01:02:07,820
- Alex!
- Alex!
739
01:02:12,424 --> 01:02:16,064
Shit! He's not here!
He's in the library.
740
01:02:16,065 --> 01:02:18,462
He's sick, all right?
Whatever it is, he's got it
741
01:02:18,463 --> 01:02:20,933
and he's convinced that he can
save himself if he knows what it is.
742
01:02:20,934 --> 01:02:23,135
He thinks I can help him.
I can't fucking help him!
743
01:02:23,136 --> 01:02:26,141
Fuck! I never should
have let him go!
744
01:02:27,372 --> 01:02:29,710
You know I can't leave him?
You know that?
745
01:02:29,742 --> 01:02:31,479
Let's just go and
get him then.
746
01:03:04,046 --> 01:03:07,083
- Hey. Hey.
- John.
747
01:03:07,114 --> 01:03:09,954
Have you seen my date?
'Cause I'd like to give her
748
01:03:09,985 --> 01:03:11,587
some of my mind.
749
01:03:32,073 --> 01:03:33,775
No!
750
01:03:35,944 --> 01:03:37,714
Doors, doors!
751
01:03:37,746 --> 01:03:39,583
Cassie, please!
Come on, it's me!
752
01:03:39,614 --> 01:03:42,686
- Hey, hey!
- Don't fucking touch me, John!
753
01:03:42,717 --> 01:03:45,490
- Cassie!
- It's a skin disease, man.
754
01:03:45,521 --> 01:03:47,689
It's a skin disease.
755
01:03:47,721 --> 01:03:51,797
They're in the building.
You gotta get out of here!
756
01:03:51,798 --> 01:03:54,063
- You gotta get out of here.
- Cassie, open the door!
757
01:03:54,064 --> 01:03:57,437
You gotta get out of here.
They're shooting people, John.
758
01:03:59,568 --> 01:04:02,540
Open the doors
right now!
759
01:04:02,571 --> 01:04:04,140
Open them!
760
01:04:04,173 --> 01:04:06,845
Cassie? Cassie?
761
01:04:06,846 --> 01:04:09,046
- Come on, it's me!
- I can't. You might be sick.
762
01:04:09,047 --> 01:04:12,185
No, no! I'm not sick.
I'm fine. Please!
763
01:04:12,215 --> 01:04:15,487
Please! Open the fucking
door right now.
764
01:04:15,488 --> 01:04:17,887
Do you hear me?
Are you listening to what I'm saying?
765
01:04:17,888 --> 01:04:20,223
Open this door right now!
766
01:04:20,255 --> 01:04:23,329
Will you fucking shut up?
Go away!
767
01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:25,029
Open the door.
768
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:30,434
I can't!
769
01:04:30,435 --> 01:04:33,502
Look on the bright side, John-
if I hadn't made you go to prom,
770
01:04:33,503 --> 01:04:36,275
you wouldn't have ended up
with the girl of your dreams.
771
01:04:37,572 --> 01:04:41,182
Cassie, do you hear me?
Are you listening to what I'm saying?
772
01:04:41,213 --> 01:04:43,784
You open this door
right now!
773
01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:50,626
Cassie, please come on. You gotta
open this door. You gotta let me in.
774
01:04:52,421 --> 01:04:53,790
Now!
775
01:04:55,928 --> 01:04:58,265
Cassie, please come on.
Listen, I can help you.
776
01:04:58,266 --> 01:05:00,497
Listen to what
I'm saying to you. This is me here.
777
01:05:00,498 --> 01:05:01,901
I can help you.
778
01:05:47,381 --> 01:05:49,383
Let's go.
779
01:05:51,050 --> 01:05:52,619
Come on!
780
01:06:01,996 --> 01:06:04,529
No one's being allowed through.
The road's closed.
781
01:06:04,532 --> 01:06:06,067
It's an emergency
situation.
782
01:06:06,068 --> 01:06:08,101
Come on, pal.
We're already late for the wedding.
783
01:06:08,102 --> 01:06:10,206
- Cut us some slack.
- No can do.
784
01:06:10,237 --> 01:06:14,144
Strict orders. You need to turn around
and head back right now.
785
01:06:14,474 --> 01:06:17,246
This is fucked, man.
We gotta get out of here.
786
01:06:17,277 --> 01:06:20,051
Don't worry about it, cousin.
I'll handle this.
787
01:06:23,050 --> 01:06:25,888
Excuse me, officer?
788
01:06:25,920 --> 01:06:29,426
Why don't you step into
my office for a minute?
789
01:06:29,457 --> 01:06:31,427
Listen, I'm a businessman
790
01:06:31,459 --> 01:06:35,234
and what do you say we
work something out, okay?
791
01:06:36,630 --> 01:06:38,367
Butterfingers.
792
01:06:56,952 --> 01:06:58,587
Move it now!
793
01:07:00,356 --> 01:07:01,825
Where are we going?
794
01:07:01,857 --> 01:07:04,161
I need you to
do something for me.
795
01:07:19,741 --> 01:07:21,410
It's gonna go really fast
796
01:07:21,443 --> 01:07:24,784
and then I'm gonna go
into shock, okay?
797
01:07:24,814 --> 01:07:26,417
You're gonna have to do this.
798
01:07:28,817 --> 01:07:30,287
Okay?
799
01:08:19,636 --> 01:08:21,439
What I said before?
800
01:08:21,472 --> 01:08:23,842
I didn't mean it.
801
01:08:23,873 --> 01:08:25,477
Yeah, you did.
802
01:08:35,988 --> 01:08:37,557
Move, motherfucker!
803
01:08:37,590 --> 01:08:40,261
I'm gonna crack your
fucking skull, bitch!
804
01:08:40,291 --> 01:08:43,230
Do you fucking hear me?
Okay?
805
01:08:43,261 --> 01:08:45,232
Put your fucking
head down, man!
806
01:08:45,264 --> 01:08:47,535
Fuckin' hit me, motherfucker!
807
01:08:47,567 --> 01:08:48,901
Yeah, come on, man!
808
01:08:48,933 --> 01:08:51,505
Yeah, yeah!
You gettin' warm, motherfucker!
809
01:08:51,506 --> 01:08:53,770
I gave you everything!
You were nothing before me!
810
01:08:53,771 --> 01:08:57,678
You think you can just
drop me because you fucking feel like it?
811
01:08:57,709 --> 01:09:00,348
What about my feelings?
812
01:09:00,380 --> 01:09:03,953
What the fuck?
What the fuck? Feelings!
813
01:09:03,983 --> 01:09:06,588
How could you fucking
do this to me?
814
01:09:06,819 --> 01:09:09,024
I fucking loved you!
815
01:09:09,055 --> 01:09:11,894
- Cassie!
- You don't break up with me!
816
01:09:11,926 --> 01:09:15,231
Nobody breaks up with me!
Okay?
817
01:09:15,261 --> 01:09:18,100
What the fuck does he
have that I don't?
818
01:09:18,131 --> 01:09:21,069
I want to fucking know!
Do it, bitch!
819
01:10:16,458 --> 01:10:18,828
Just a little bit further.
You've gotta get up.
820
01:10:18,858 --> 01:10:21,164
I lost too much blood.
821
01:10:21,196 --> 01:10:23,100
You've got to
get out of here.
822
01:10:23,132 --> 01:10:24,868
Go, go.
823
01:10:24,901 --> 01:10:27,204
Just come on, come on.
You're gonna be fine.
824
01:10:27,235 --> 01:10:29,205
- You gotta go.
- No.
825
01:10:29,237 --> 01:10:32,611
- Get up.
- He's there! Get him on the horn!
826
01:10:32,642 --> 01:10:36,382
No. John, we've got to go.
We gotta go.
827
01:10:36,411 --> 01:10:38,449
Come on, come on...
828
01:10:42,350 --> 01:10:45,223
No, no, no!
829
01:10:45,255 --> 01:10:48,828
No, no...
830
01:10:50,791 --> 01:10:52,529
Go, go, go!
831
01:10:52,562 --> 01:10:56,403
Go! Run!
832
01:10:57,433 --> 01:10:58,641
Run!
833
01:10:59,702 --> 01:11:02,507
Run!
Fuck you!
834
01:11:39,809 --> 01:11:43,852
Somebody!
Please! Please!
835
01:11:43,882 --> 01:11:47,120
Please, help me!
Please!
836
01:11:47,151 --> 01:11:50,525
Stop the car!
Please! Please!
837
01:11:50,555 --> 01:11:53,395
Please stop the car!
Please, please!
838
01:11:53,425 --> 01:11:55,996
Stop, stop!
Please!
839
01:11:56,027 --> 01:11:57,562
What seems to be
the trouble?
840
01:11:57,563 --> 01:11:59,797
I need to go to the hospital.
Please help me, please!
841
01:11:59,798 --> 01:12:02,166
What the fuck happened?
Your old man kicked you around?
842
01:12:02,167 --> 01:12:05,006
No, I just need to go
to the hospital, you guys! Please!
843
01:12:05,037 --> 01:12:06,839
- Come on in.
- Please!
844
01:12:09,140 --> 01:12:11,878
This is my cousin Herman
and I'm Winston.
845
01:12:11,879 --> 01:12:14,044
Thank you. Winston, can we just
please get out of here?
846
01:12:14,045 --> 01:12:16,015
- Please? Please?
- Fuckin' A!
847
01:12:16,047 --> 01:12:17,617
Hit it, Herman.
848
01:12:22,499 --> 01:12:28,499
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849
01:13:06,168 --> 01:13:08,069
Break a leg, whore.
850
01:13:08,101 --> 01:13:09,870
Fuck you, troll.
851
01:13:13,541 --> 01:13:17,014
And don't touch
my stuff, bitch.
852
01:13:44,940 --> 01:13:46,441
That is hot.
853
01:14:10,233 --> 01:14:13,504
I think that chick goes
to my kid's high school.
854
01:14:13,535 --> 01:14:16,875
Man, that's fucking hot.
855
01:14:16,907 --> 01:14:19,177
Yeah, right?
856
01:14:25,314 --> 01:14:26,367
Yeah.
857
01:14:27,919 --> 01:14:29,855
Yeah!
858
01:15:41,826 --> 01:15:44,499
I'd still fuck her.
859
01:15:44,530 --> 01:15:46,300
No doubt.
860
01:15:56,509 --> 01:15:59,013
Honey, how old are you?
861
01:15:59,045 --> 01:16:01,583
Old enough.
862
01:16:04,685 --> 01:16:06,521
Excuse me.
863
01:16:06,553 --> 01:16:08,689
You okay?
864
01:16:08,721 --> 01:16:10,256
Honey, you-
865
01:16:10,288 --> 01:16:13,762
you just make me so hot.
866
01:16:22,038 --> 01:16:23,171
What the fuck?
867
01:16:25,671 --> 01:16:27,408
Fucking bitch.
868
01:16:27,440 --> 01:16:28,811
God.
869
01:16:38,519 --> 01:16:39,518
Hey.
870
01:16:40,519 --> 01:16:42,458
The song wasn't over.
871
01:16:45,493 --> 01:16:47,396
Fucking whores.
872
01:25:54,360 --> 01:25:55,863
Prom blows.
58552
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