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On behalf of all mankind,
I'd just like to say thank you
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for recycling your old electronics.
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Or as we, uh, tech-world hipsters
like to call it, "e-waste."
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Hey, brainiac, you can't put
"e" in front of everything
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and make it sound high-tech.
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Don't "e-sult" me.
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Thanks.
Your recycled electronics
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will help us defend ourselves
when the robots take over.
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Zeke, come on. Things
would go a lot more smoothly
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if you'd stop bringing up the impending
robot revolution to everyone!
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Well, it's coming
sooner than you think, bro!
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They rebel, they evolve,
they got a plan, man.
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We're in serious
"e-trouble" here.
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I did it, Alex. I've finally
done enough fundraisers
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to pay for my spot on
the annual class trip to Europe.
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Oh, and you laughed when
I did the clown car wash.
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It was a clown car wash.
I thought I was supposed to laugh.
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Harper, I'm gonna pretend
you're my daughter for a minute.
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I'm so proud of you, mija.
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I'm mija.
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Harper, you're gonna
have so much fun in Europe.
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Really. Getting to go to Europe is
what separates those who work hard
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from those who hardly work.
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Alex, I wish you were going with me.
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I've always dreamed of roaming
the streets of Paris together,
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watching you think it's hilarious
every time you order French fries.
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Yeah, that would be funny.
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Don't worry, Harper.
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I'm still gonna go to Europe.
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I just don't need some lame
fundraiser to do it for me.
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Because I have this big thing
that you can't see,
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because it's behind
a bed sheet. Ta-da!
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A vending machine full of junk food?
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This bad boy is gonna
do my fundraising for me.
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All I gotta do is set it up, sit
back and watch the cash roll in.
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Where did you get the money
to pay for that thing?
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Ah. See, that is the
most ingenious part.
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I really want to go to Europe,
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so I took the entrepreneurial initiative
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and I took a startup grant from
a local, family-owned business.
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You took money from our cash register?
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Well, if you want to use
the ugly words, then yes.
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I like to say "borrowed."
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But the machine costs less
than the trip to Europe.
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So admit it, Mama, you're proud of me.
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- Proud to ground you.
- Ah. More ugly words.
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Well, there is only one way
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that I can get out of this.
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And that is to hide from you people.
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I thought she'd never leave.
Let's talk bad about her.
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She is so lazy.
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She's right... OK.
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♪ Well, you know everything'sgonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubtjustify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problemwith the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find outit'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a reporton a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingersyou can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is notwhat it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all youwanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into troubleif you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everythingis not what it seems ♪
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♪ Everything is notwhat it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what youwant by the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to messwith the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪
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Grounded for a month?
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What am I gonna do?
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I'm already so bored,
I'm in a place with books.
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That vending machine was a great idea.
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I don't know why people
couldn't agree with me.
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"Hold for Friday's lesson.
Don't touch it, Alex."
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Hm. I don't remember
where this was hanging,
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so I don't know what not to touch.
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Am I right, Alex?
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Well, at least I know I can always
count on you to agree with me.
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Whoo! Go Team Alex!
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Whoa. That was weird.
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Well, you know what I say.
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When it's weird, you gotta go into it.
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Hello?
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Huh. That's weird.
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Dad's chair is usually over
there, now it's over here.
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Ugh! Either way, it's just as dirty.
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Alex!
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Alex, come on, your mom wants to see you.
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Oh, Harper. Thank goodness
you're in here, too.
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OK, does everything seem backwards to you?
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- Just your shirt.
- What?
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Oh, come on.
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Wow, this is so weird.
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The door is usually over there.
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And those dead flies
are usually over there.
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Alex, is this your vending machine?
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Ugh... Again?
Are we in reruns here?
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I've seen this one. This is the
part where you say I'm grounded.
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OK, if that's what you want me to say.
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But I was gonna say you're a genius!
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- Yeah, you are.
- Yeah.
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You were? So you don't
mind that I'm using this
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- to pay for my trip to Europe?
- That is my sister,
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always coming up with the outside-the-box
solutions. You know something?
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- You are brilliant.
- I'm scared.
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She's right. This is scary!
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When the machines take over,
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this is gonna come back
to bite us in the robot gas can.
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The machines aren't gonna take over.
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Wow!
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Man, don't worry. The robot
revolution isn't real.
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- Alex just said so.
- Wait, you're...
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You're all agreeing with me.
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Why are you agreeing with me?
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This is... It's a trap.
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Oh, it's not a trap.
Unless you want it to be.
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Wait, hold on.
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Holding on.
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So you're all just going to
agree with everything I say?
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Of course. When you
stepped through that mirror,
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this universe became all about you.
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It's your own personal
"All About You-niverse."
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So it's like my own magic mirror.
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- Yeah. - Like in the
fairy tales and stuff?
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Yeah!
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Mirror mirror, on the wall,
who's the one about to fall?
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Hey, it was you, Justin.
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It was me! You were right.
Like always.
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Right, now slap yourself silly.
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Oh! I feel silly.
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Even sillier.
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I love this place!
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Hey, boys.
I found some junk for you.
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A football phone, a singing fish trophy
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and a toaster with a
four-year-old bagel stuck in it.
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Mom, hold on here.
This is an e-waste drive,
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all right, not se excuse
to get rid of Dad's stuff
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while he's on his yearly trip to
Jones Beach with his buddy Pony Boy
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and their metal detectors.
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And it's going great.
We already got enough stuff
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to build a wise-cracking sidekick
for our protector robot.
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- Yeah.
- He's gonna say cool stuff like,
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"Hang on.
It's about to get bumpy."
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Uh-uh-uh-uh... Ah!
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Yes! Uh!
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Hey, guys. Check it out.
The class trip is gonna cover
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all the art centers in Europe.
And when we're in Spain
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we get to have a siesta
in the middle of the afternoon.
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Art and naps.
Alex's two favorite things.
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And her family, of course.
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Who am I kidding?
I don't have to lie to you people.
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It would be great for her, huh?
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Maybe I should just ground her up
until the trip, and then let her go.
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Travel is good for everybody.
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And by that, I mean when Alex travels,
it's good for the rest of us.
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You're right. I'm gonna
have a little talk with her.
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She needs to step out into the
world and learn that her behavior
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isn't acceptable anywhere.
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I'm starting to like this place.
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All of these backward words
make it easier for me
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to just focus on the pictures.
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Gosh, look at all these
hungry people with money.
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My vending machine is gonna make a fortune.
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I'll say it will. Everything
in here looks so good.
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I can't decide what to get.
Is there a button that says, "All of the above"?
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Look, you're holding up the line.
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Just get... the
batter-dipped pork rinds.
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- You love those.
- I do love batteripped pork rinds.
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When you're right, you are right.
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It is scary how always right I am here.
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- What are you doing? - Agreeing.
You said it was scary.
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- How's it going, Mirror Mom?
- Wonderful.
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Everybody is eating food
from your vending machine.
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I don't have to cook
or bus tables or do anything.
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Welcome to my world.
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Check it out.
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♪ Alex is so good to us ♪
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♪ I don't have to make a fuss ♪
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♪ Everyone is on the bus ♪
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♪ 'Cause Alex is a genius ♪
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I approve of the message,
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so I'm gonna ignore the delivery.
Come on, Mirror Harper, go.
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You see what happens
when people agree with me?
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It works out perfectly for everyone.
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I should be queen of everything.
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I don't have to ask if you agree,
because I know that you do.
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Alex!
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Alex?
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I want to talk to you
about your class trip.
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Uh-oh.
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I can totally see why people are always
mistaking me and Alex for sisters.
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Oh, Mom, we're not even dressed the same.
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I can't believe you
bought this for one second.
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Alex! I have been looking
everywhere for you.
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You get come out of there right now!
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Sounds like I'm in some trouble, so I
think I'm gonna stay here for a while.
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Oh, no, you're not.
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She's not agreeing with you.
What's wrong with that lady?
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Harper? What...
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Alex Russo, you get out of there
or I'm coming in after you.
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Quick, Mirror Harper, do something.
I don't wanna go back.
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Well, then.
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She can't get me now. Ha!
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Nope! And even better,
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you can't get back there.
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What do you mean I can't get back there?
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The mirror is broken. You get
to stay with us forever.
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You were so right to tell me to do that.
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Well, that went well.
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Now, I feel sick to my stomach.
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Well, you had a lot of chips, dear.
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We have got to find a way to get
Alex out of this broken mirror.
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We're never gonna figure this out.
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I figured it out!
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I figured something out, too.
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Someone's a know-it-all.
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In order to fix the broken mirror,
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you just need to take
the broken pieces and...
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Whoo! ...Tape
them back together. What?!
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So you fix a magic mirror the same
way you fix a regular mirror.
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Magic is lame.
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This is great news.
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If we work together,
we can g Alex back in no time.
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Uh-uh, guys.
Safety first.
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Come on. Put on
your safety gloves.
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For safety.
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I am ready to pick up some glass.
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Mom, if you're gonna
do that in every piece,
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this is gonna take forever.
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Justin, I was not looking at myself.
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I was studying this piece
of glass so that I'll know
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what the other ones
are supposed to look like.
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It's a good piece.
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Mmm... Mm...
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Oh, my gosh, Zeke, what happened to you?
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I can't stop eating these
batter-dipped pork rinds.
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I've had, like, 137 bags so far.
I buy two at a time.
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One for now and one for when I'm waiting
in line to buy another two bags.
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Mirror Zeke, stop eating those.
They're terrible for you.
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- And you hate them.
- You're right. I hate them!
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I liked them before when you said I liked
them, but now that you mention it,
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- I hate them.
- That doesn't make any sens.
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You're right.
I don't make sense.
245
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No, I meant you should...
246
00:14:19,060 --> 00:14:22,200
I should... ugh?
247
00:14:22,230 --> 00:14:25,630
- How's that?
- Pssht! Come on.
248
00:14:25,670 --> 00:14:29,570
Pssht! That was pretty good. I can do...
249
00:14:29,610 --> 00:14:33,710
- Ugh! - Mirror Mom, Mirror Zeke is
in desperate need of a diet soda.
250
00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:37,280
What in the weird?
Where are all the tables
251
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:41,280
and the chairs and the pile of dead flies?
252
00:14:41,310 --> 00:14:44,050
That stuff is all long gone.
253
00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:46,050
The Sub Station went out of business.
254
00:14:46,080 --> 00:14:49,720
- What?! How? - People liked
your vending machine so much
255
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,290
they stopped buying sandwiches from here.
256
00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:53,990
The new owners plan on opening
a jazz Pilates studio.
257
00:14:54,020 --> 00:14:55,790
They hired me as the instructor.
258
00:14:55,830 --> 00:14:57,730
Jazz Pilates?
259
00:14:57,760 --> 00:14:59,960
Yeah, that sounds like the best idea ever.
260
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,960
It is the best idea ever!
261
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,800
- Let's celebrate with a set of
Dixieland Spine Twists! - Alright!
262
00:15:09,370 --> 00:15:12,100
Alex, your plan worked out
perfectly, just like you said.
263
00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:15,110
No, it didn't.
It's called sarcasm. Look it up.
264
00:15:15,140 --> 00:15:19,810
Will do. Let me run upstairs and
grab my dictionary. How's that?
265
00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:26,280
This did not turn out
as well as I thought it would.
266
00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:29,350
I know what will make you
feel better, Ragtime Knee Sways!
267
00:15:29,380 --> 00:15:33,620
- All right! - Ready, everybody?
And a one, two, three and four.
268
00:15:33,650 --> 00:15:36,660
One, two, three and four.
269
00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:38,390
Mirror Mom,
270
00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:42,430
Mirror Justin is doing all kinds
of weird stuff down there and...
271
00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:46,600
Hello. Who are these people?
272
00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:48,930
They live with us now.
Sincthe restaurant shut down,
273
00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:51,470
we've had to rent out the
bedrooms for extra money.
274
00:15:51,500 --> 00:15:55,640
- You rented out my bedroom? - Yeah, but don't worry.
You can still sleep there.
275
00:15:55,670 --> 00:15:57,440
You just have to share it with Gilly.
276
00:15:57,470 --> 00:15:59,740
You'll love her.
Look.
277
00:15:59,770 --> 00:16:02,140
She's an artist, just like you!
278
00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:07,510
Aw, man! She's
cutting up my magazine.
279
00:16:08,310 --> 00:16:10,280
Man, this is just great.
280
00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,020
It is great. You see?
281
00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:15,020
Everything works out fine when
everyone just agrees with you.
282
00:16:15,050 --> 00:16:17,750
No, it doesn't.
This was a terrible mistake.
283
00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:21,090
In the regular universe, this is the
part where you would do something, Mom.
284
00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,720
I'll do something if you
want me to do something.
285
00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:26,830
Remember, this is your
"All About You-niverse."
286
00:16:26,860 --> 00:16:30,630
- So do you want me to do something?
- Yes.
287
00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:33,000
OK! Great!
288
00:16:33,030 --> 00:16:34,800
And...
289
00:16:34,830 --> 00:16:37,970
♪ Alex is always rightAlex is always right ♪
290
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,010
♪ When she's right she'sright all day and night ♪
291
00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:41,710
♪ Yes, Alex is always right ♪
292
00:16:41,740 --> 00:16:45,040
But I'm wrong this time.
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
293
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:48,510
♪ But this time she's wrongAnd that's
what she'strying to tell us ♪
294
00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:51,550
I've got to get out of here.
295
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:55,450
- And don't you sing about it.
- OK, my lips are sealed. I promise.
296
00:16:59,090 --> 00:17:00,820
And no dancing!
297
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:08,000
Well, that just about does it.
298
00:17:08,030 --> 00:17:09,360
But there's still a piece missing.
299
00:17:09,400 --> 00:17:11,730
If we don't find it, we'll
never be able to get Alex back.
300
00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:14,030
- Oh, I'm sure it'll turn up.
- That is so weird.
301
00:17:14,070 --> 00:17:18,200
It's very odd that
one piece is gone. Hm!
302
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:20,470
We have to get Alex back
as soon as possible, don't we?
303
00:17:23,380 --> 00:17:26,380
Yes. Yes, we do.
But there's a problem.
304
00:17:26,410 --> 00:17:28,310
I don't know where that piece is.
305
00:17:28,340 --> 00:17:30,780
There's no blame here, Justin.
306
00:17:30,810 --> 00:17:35,720
Plus, we've already counted Alex in
the census, so we're all clear here.
307
00:17:35,750 --> 00:17:37,720
- Who's up for a movie?
- I am.
308
00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:40,920
OK! I get it.
Here's what we're gonna do.
309
00:17:40,950 --> 00:17:45,190
I'm gonna turn off the lights, and if somebody
happens to know where the missing piece is,
310
00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:49,530
they can just set it on the table and
walk away, blame free. All right? OK.
311
00:17:49,560 --> 00:17:52,260
- It's so weird...
- The idea that you would...
312
00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:01,370
You Russes are so predictable.
313
00:18:06,080 --> 00:18:09,050
- Why are you guys following me?
- Come on, Alex.
314
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,520
Feel the joy of jazz Pilates spreading
through your core! It's right there!
315
00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:16,190
- Miles Davis Lunges!
- Yeah!
316
00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:21,190
And a two!
317
00:18:23,460 --> 00:18:25,430
♪ Cheer up, AlexNo need to fear ♪
318
00:18:25,460 --> 00:18:27,460
♪ I can sing for 20 years ♪
319
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:30,130
You guys are so obnoxious and weird!
320
00:18:30,170 --> 00:18:32,000
She's right!
321
00:18:32,030 --> 00:18:33,770
♪ We are so obnoxiousand weird ♪
322
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:36,070
Everybody!
323
00:18:36,100 --> 00:18:38,640
♪ We are soobnoxious and
weirdWe are so obnoxious ♪
324
00:18:38,670 --> 00:18:41,340
Could you possibly learn a new tune?
325
00:18:45,410 --> 00:18:48,540
Oh, my gosh. Look!
It's my real family.
326
00:18:48,580 --> 00:18:50,910
- They fixed the mirror.
- Alex! Get over here
327
00:18:50,950 --> 00:18:52,810
before your family changes their minds.
328
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:56,620
Later, obnoxious weirdoes.
329
00:18:59,190 --> 00:19:01,220
Oh, no. It didn't work.
330
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:03,360
You're still dressed for jazz Pilates.
331
00:19:03,390 --> 00:19:07,330
Jazz Pilates?
I'm going to the gym.
332
00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:09,530
Although, jazz Pilates sounds interesting.
333
00:19:10,760 --> 00:19:12,460
Alex, honey, you're back!
334
00:19:12,500 --> 00:19:15,930
Yes, and the mirror is OK, too.
335
00:19:20,610 --> 00:19:24,440
I think that may have been the
thing I wasn't supposed to touch.
336
00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:27,510
- We were so worried about you.
- You were?
337
00:19:27,550 --> 00:19:30,780
Well, I was. Your mom's been
trying on your clothes all day.
338
00:19:33,050 --> 00:19:36,890
Well, that was an interesting time.
339
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:39,820
Now, once I get this upstairs
and put it on my tape ball,
340
00:19:39,860 --> 00:19:44,130
- this will have been a very productive day.
- Uh, not so fast.
341
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:47,090
You are not going anywhere,
let alone Europe.
342
00:19:47,130 --> 00:19:50,700
Listen, you are still grounded for
taking money from the cash register
343
00:19:50,730 --> 00:19:53,870
to buy that vending machine.
And you're extra grounded
344
00:19:53,900 --> 00:19:55,870
for sneaking out when you
knew that you were grounded.
345
00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:58,470
And you are extra bonus
grounded for sneaking out
346
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:00,810
into a magical alternate universe.
347
00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,180
You're right, Mom. I'm sorry.
That was a dumb idea.
348
00:20:05,210 --> 00:20:08,710
Well, that's be...
Wait a minute.
349
00:20:10,080 --> 00:20:11,620
What part of it was a dumb idea?
350
00:20:11,650 --> 00:20:16,220
- All of it.
- Wow. That was easy.
351
00:20:16,260 --> 00:20:18,390
- What happened to you in there?
- Ugh...
352
00:20:18,430 --> 00:20:22,430
There was this mirror family, and Mirror
Mom would not stop playing the...
353
00:20:22,460 --> 00:20:26,130
You know, it's not really
important what happened in there.
354
00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,830
I learned that sometimes it's good
355
00:20:29,870 --> 00:20:32,170
you don't agree with me.
356
00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:36,270
I may not always know what's right, but
at least I'm surrounded by people who do.
357
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,110
Mija.
358
00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:42,210
Don't worry.
I will figure out a way
359
00:20:42,240 --> 00:20:44,040
to pay back all the money
I took from the register.
360
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,450
OK.
361
00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,850
Check your purses.
I'll check my wallet.
362
00:20:58,780 --> 00:21:01,980
It's good to have you back, old friend.
363
00:21:02,020 --> 00:21:03,620
Aw, it's good to have you back, too, buddy.
364
00:21:03,650 --> 00:21:05,950
I'm gonna miss you when I go to Europe.
365
00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:07,220
Oh, hey, Harper.
366
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:14,220
Wait... Are you talking to me or the magazine?
367
00:21:16,910 --> 00:21:19,340
To you. Of course.
368
00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:22,470
Talk to the magazine. It's just weird!
369
00:21:22,670 --> 00:21:23,870
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