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Hey, guys! How's it going?
So, check it out:
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Mom sent more photos
of possible beaches
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for this year's
family photo.
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So, wait, we're supposed
to go to a place we never go
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and put our arms around
each other like we never do,
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just to have a picture
we can send
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to people we don't like,
anyway?
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This year, there's a record
number of families
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we don't like
to send 'em to.
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Alex, the annual barefoot
family portrait on the beach
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is very important. I recently
started painting my toenails
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in the off chance that I could
get in this year's picture?
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Of course you can, Harper.
You're a Russo now.
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Oh, my gosh!
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What am I gonna wear?
'Cause this is so drab.
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I need something
that says Russo.
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Oh! I know. I'll wear
that dress
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that says "Russo"
all over it.
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That I happened to have made
before I ever knew you people.
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Duh!
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And this is us:
making an entrance!
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And this is us:
shaking an entrance!
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#And cue the applause! ♪
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Mom? Dad?
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Please, buddy.
We weren't finished.
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Yeah, but my life is.
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#My name is Marty
I'm the pops of the Finkles ♪
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#And I'm Elaine
I'm the tops of the Finkles ♪
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#A dash of pizzazz
and a sprinkle of Finkle ♪
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#Is all that you will need ♪
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#To make this
whole night twinkle ♪
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#So, come one,
come all ♪
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#Give a snap
and a winkle ♪
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#For the smallest of all,
and my favorite Finkle ♪
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I don't want to.
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Please, buddy.
Come on!
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#I'm Harper Finkle
the dinkiest Finkle ♪
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#More smiles,
sweets and cutes ♪
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#Than you
could ever thinkle ♪
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#Lights, camera, Finkle! ♪
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#And cue the applause ♪
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Oh, you guys are so much
better than I remember.
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#Well, you know everything's
gonna be a breeze ♪
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#That the end will no doubt
justify the means ♪
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#You can fix any problem
with the slightest of ease ♪
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#Yes, please ♪
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#But you might find out
it'll go to your head ♪
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#When you write a report
on a book you never read ♪
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#With the snap of your fingers
you can make your bed ♪
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#That's what I said ♪
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#Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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#When you can get all you
wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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#You might run into trouble
if you go to extremes ♪
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#Because everything
is not what it seems ♪
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#Everything is not
what it seems ♪
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#When you can have what you
want by the simplest of means ♪
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#Be careful not to mess
with the balance of things ♪
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#Because everything is not ♪
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#What it seems ♪
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Well, this is
certainly a surprise.
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You're tellin' me.
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Why aren't you guys
in Pittsburgh?
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Well, you'll be
pleased to know
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that we're here
to audition for a gig...
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...of the paid variety,
no less.
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That's great. 35 years
on the edge of show business
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has finally paid off.
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Paid off in spades.
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And diamonds and clubs
and hearts
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and the rest
of those jokers.
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We're aces, I tell ya!
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Paid off
for you too, buddy.
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You're back in.
Just like the old days!
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Wait, stop. I can't work
a gig with you guys.
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I live here now.
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We're even putting her
in the family photo.
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We finally have enough
people for a human pyramid.
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Come on, buddy.
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The Finkles are gonna be
putting butts in the seats
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for Black Sea
Railways in Romania!
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#Lights, camera, Finkle! ♪
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In Romania!
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#And cue the applause ♪
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Sorry, that's
just really catchy.
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Wait. You can't just
waltz back into my life...
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Harper, can I talk
to you for a minute, please?
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- B-R-B.
- Gesundheit.
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Ah...
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OK, how can you not
want to go to Romania?
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Your parents are so fun.
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I mean, look at their ironic
clothes and hairstyles.
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It's not ironic, it's tragic.
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Where do they get
their sense of dress?
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OK, well, what about how
they make everything a joke?
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Yeah, try living with them
for a few years.
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He's been making fun of
how old I am since I was seven.
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Seven!
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We're really sorry
to take your little lady
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away from you like this.
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What are you talking about?
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Word on the street
is you two lovebirds
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are quite a big ticket item.
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Oh!
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Me and Harper?
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Uh, no, sorry.
Harper is dating Zeke.
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- Zeke Beakerman.
- Zeke Beak-erman? It rhymes!
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Must be a stage name.
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The last thing we need
is for our daughter
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to date another
"Johnny Stage Door. "
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Being a couple of loose cannon,
undependable,
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showbiz-types
ourselves,
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we were hoping our daughter
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would wind up
with some nice, boring,
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accountable square
like yourself.
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Dad...
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Did they just call me
a boring square?
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Well, you are sort of...
a square.
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- Wha...?
- I mean that in the best way.
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- I...
- Like, you're not afraid to be yourself.
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You know... a boring square.
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Everyone thinks
I'm a boring square?
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They are not going to believe
this down at the Hobby Shop.
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I can hear 'em laughing now.
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Finkles, I got
a question for you.
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Would you ever make your
kids take a lame family photo
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- while wearing the same clothes?
- It's not lame, Alex.
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It's a family tradition.
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The Finkles have a
family tradition, too.
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It's called,
whoever falls asleep first
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gets a mustache
drawn on your face.
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Guilty as charged!
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I'm a napper.
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You guys are awesome.
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If Harper doesn't want
to be in your act, I'll do it.
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Wow. You'll do anything
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to get out of realizing
your brother's dream
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of forming a family pyramid
in the sand, won't you?
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Pretty much.
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"Alex Finkle" sure
sounds swell to me.
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Is this OK with you, buddy?
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Well, I don't wanna do it.
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I'm really loving
being a Russo. Oh...
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Hey, can I be the top
of the human pyramid?
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Sold!
Welcome to the Finkles, buddy.
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Rehearsal's at one o'clock.
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And this is us
making an exit.
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Hey, be sure to turn that
thing off when we're gone.
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Don't want to waste
the batteries!
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Well, Alex, that was...
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I don't think you know what
you're getting yourself into.
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I'll be fine. I mean...
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You like being a Russo so much,
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it'll be cool for me to try
and be a Finkle for awhile.
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- Do you even know
where Romania is?
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Yes. It's in Rome. Duh!
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I know my states.
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- She's right, you know.
- No, she's not.
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Thank you, Mr. and Mrs. D
in geography.
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Romania is a country
in Eastern Europe
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that's full of gymnasts
and vampires.
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Gymnasts and vampires?
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Maybe Justin can come with
and find a new girlfriend.
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Hey, I'm getting
the Finkle rhythm down.
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#And cue the applause ♪
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I don't know what to do about
Alex without Theresa here.
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I mean, Theresa always
tells me what to do.
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Well, can't you just
tell Alex she can't go?
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You're her Dad.
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Well, Dad, whatever
you tell her to do,
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she's just gonna do
the opposite.
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Unless she knows
what you're gonna do
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and then she'll do
the opposite of that.
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So, we gotta find something
that's not opposite.
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Max is right.
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We'll use reverse psychology.
We'll tell her she has to go,
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and then she won't want to.
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That could work.
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Good idea, Max.
Thanks for your help.
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Harper, Justin told me
what your parents said.
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And you don't have to worry.
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I'm going to turn myself
into the boring loser
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that your parents
want me to be.
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They didn't say
"boring loser. "
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No, but they were
thinking it.
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Or at least I was.
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Why does everyone think
that I'm a boring loser?
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I am just as engaging
and entertaining as Zeke.
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Whoa, bro, not so fast.
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Are you the captain of three
different clogging teams?
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I don't think so!
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Oh, no! I didn't think about how
cool my clogging comes across.
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He is interesting!
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Zeke, wait.
Let's talk about this.
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No, no. If your parents
want me to change,
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then I'm gonna change.
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Starting today, I'm gonna
somehow suppress my urge
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to do a Double Stomp,
followed by the Mountain Goat.
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All right. Later, Russos. This
Finkle's gotta get to rehearsal.
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Alex... I just wanted
you to know that
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we all want you to go
to Romania with the Finkles.
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OK. Love you. Bye.
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Dad, that wasn't opposite
enough.
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You should have
said something like:
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"We want you to go
to Finkles with Romania. "
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Hey, guys, I thought of
something I can do in the act.
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Watch this.
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Pretty good, huh?
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I think it's gonna pull
the whole show together.
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Hacky.
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And you're late for rehearsal,
buddy.
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Only a couple of minutes.
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Show biz minutes are a million times
more precious than regular people minutes.
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Sorry.
I didn't know.
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You guys are a lot more
serious than I thought.
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You wanna be part
of this outfit,
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you gotta fly on
the straight and narrow.
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You wanna be part
of this outfit, don't you?
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A couple of regular people
minutes ago I did.
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Well, you better decide,
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'cause this crazy
show biz shebang
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is a whole lot of
blood and sweat.
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But, if you do it right,
you get the laughs,
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you get the fame
and the moola!
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Well, fame and moola
sounds good.
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Actually, "moola"
sounds gross.
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Sounds something le
a French cow would say.
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"Moo-la-la. "
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Yeah? Yeah? Nothing?
Really?
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You got moxie, buddy.
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In fact,
that's your new name...
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Moxie Finkle!
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Try it on for size.
Walk it around a bit.
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"Moxie?"
Sounds like a dog's name.
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What's next?
Do I get my own squeaky toy?
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Too much lip.
That's it. She's out!
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Aw, come on, Marty.
Give the rookie a break.
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Nope. I'm done with her.
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Sorry, I tried.
Hit the road.
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And if you hurry, you might make
that little family photo shoot.
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Smile big, sad clown.
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Looks like we've
gotta replace her.
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Hey, buddy,
how about telling Harper
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- to hightail it over here.
- Harper?
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She's kind of happy
not doing this.
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00:12:37,694 --> 00:12:40,029
Harper doesn't care
about being happy.
247
00:12:40,063 --> 00:12:42,465
Harper cares about
making other people happy.
248
00:12:42,499 --> 00:12:45,234
She's a Finkle!
249
00:12:47,337 --> 00:12:50,606
All right...
I'll be Moxie Finkle.
250
00:12:50,641 --> 00:12:53,442
Well, as long as we know
who's calling the shots now,
251
00:12:53,477 --> 00:12:54,944
let's get back
to business.
252
00:12:54,978 --> 00:12:58,381
We only got this place booked
for nine more hours.
253
00:12:58,415 --> 00:13:01,517
- What? Nine hours?
- Yeah.
254
00:13:01,552 --> 00:13:03,219
It's gonna take you
at least six hours
255
00:13:03,253 --> 00:13:05,021
to learn how to
play the ukulele.
256
00:13:05,055 --> 00:13:08,291
And two more to do it
while you're juggling.
257
00:13:08,325 --> 00:13:11,227
That only leaves one hour
to learn all your lines.
258
00:13:13,463 --> 00:13:16,666
Homework? I thought this
was gonna be fun.
259
00:13:26,486 --> 00:13:29,665
OK, Alex on the Way Home,
If we don't come up with a new plan quick,
260
00:13:30,199 --> 00:13:32,301
she's gonna be ending every sentence
for the rest of her life with:
261
00:13:32,335 --> 00:13:35,504
#And cue the applause! ♪
262
00:13:37,340 --> 00:13:40,542
Theresa won't like me even more
if her family picture is ruined
263
00:13:40,576 --> 00:13:44,813
because one of her family members
is living on a train in Romania.
264
00:13:44,847 --> 00:13:47,983
And not the family member
she'd be OK with.
265
00:13:53,456 --> 00:13:55,223
I'm telling Justin.
266
00:13:57,960 --> 00:14:00,429
OK, what would Theresa
do in this situation?
267
00:14:00,463 --> 00:14:03,432
Well... Mom and Alex
usually have these
268
00:14:03,466 --> 00:14:06,101
heart-to-heart girl-talk
kind of things by themselves.
269
00:14:06,135 --> 00:14:07,969
Out on the terrace.
That's where they do it.
270
00:14:08,004 --> 00:14:09,771
You're right again, Max.
271
00:14:09,806 --> 00:14:11,773
And since you're so good
at filling in for Mom,
272
00:14:11,808 --> 00:14:13,008
why don't you do that?
273
00:14:14,277 --> 00:14:15,544
Why not Harper?
She's a girl.
274
00:14:15,578 --> 00:14:19,715
Oh... Harper's been completely
useless in this situation.
275
00:14:22,952 --> 00:14:26,154
I'd be upset, but you saying
that to my face like that...?
276
00:14:26,189 --> 00:14:28,690
It makes me feel like
I'm part of this family.
277
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:32,828
I'm exhausted.
278
00:14:32,862 --> 00:14:35,864
All right, here she is.
Go girl-talk it up.
279
00:14:38,735 --> 00:14:39,868
Alex?
280
00:14:41,170 --> 00:14:44,106
Can I talk to you
out on the terrace, please?
281
00:14:48,611 --> 00:14:50,245
Well, that's weird, so yeah.
282
00:14:58,187 --> 00:15:01,823
Come on. You and Mom
usually stand over here
283
00:15:01,858 --> 00:15:03,658
and look out
over the city.
284
00:15:08,664 --> 00:15:10,966
So listen, mija,
285
00:15:11,000 --> 00:15:13,735
when we were saying you should
go to Romania before,
286
00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:15,637
we were really saying
you shouldn't go.
287
00:15:15,671 --> 00:15:18,206
Max, I know. Reverse psychology.
I got it.
288
00:15:18,241 --> 00:15:20,041
Right. So, now I'm saying
you shouldn't go.
289
00:15:20,076 --> 00:15:22,244
I'm not. I already decided
how I'm getting of it.
290
00:15:22,278 --> 00:15:24,312
- So, you're not going?
- No.
291
00:15:25,081 --> 00:15:26,415
Oh, I got you.
292
00:15:26,449 --> 00:15:29,418
So you're using
reverse psychology on me.
293
00:15:29,452 --> 00:15:31,219
No, I'm really not going.
294
00:15:31,254 --> 00:15:33,054
The more you say
you're not going,
295
00:15:33,089 --> 00:15:34,956
the more I know
you actually are going.
296
00:15:37,660 --> 00:15:38,727
Good talk, Max.
297
00:15:40,563 --> 00:15:42,764
But wait, Alex, we were
supposed to hug now.
298
00:15:45,735 --> 00:15:48,437
My little girl is
growing up so fast.
299
00:15:48,471 --> 00:15:50,172
What happened? What happened?
300
00:15:50,206 --> 00:15:52,607
She went upstairs and
didn't tell us what she's doing.
301
00:15:52,642 --> 00:15:56,511
Well, she's going.
She's definitely going.
302
00:15:56,546 --> 00:16:00,582
- She didn't even hug me.
- Oh, no.
303
00:16:00,616 --> 00:16:02,417
What are we gonna do now?
304
00:16:02,452 --> 00:16:04,619
Well, I've lived with you
Russos for some time now
305
00:16:04,654 --> 00:16:06,254
and it seems like most
of your problems
306
00:16:06,289 --> 00:16:07,889
are solved right after chaos.
307
00:16:07,924 --> 00:16:10,292
So, maybe that's what we
should do. We need chaos.
308
00:16:10,326 --> 00:16:11,693
Right.
309
00:16:11,727 --> 00:16:14,496
Chaos could blow
the audition for Alex.
310
00:16:14,530 --> 00:16:17,432
See, she's not
that useless.
311
00:16:17,467 --> 00:16:19,267
Aw, thanks for the compliment.
312
00:16:19,302 --> 00:16:21,636
I can hear you when you when
you do the... that, yeah.
313
00:16:30,746 --> 00:16:34,149
Did Alex get into
Mommy's makeup again?
314
00:16:36,385 --> 00:16:37,819
OK, good, so it's working.
315
00:16:37,854 --> 00:16:40,989
I'm off to go blow my audition.
It's go time or no time!
316
00:16:42,658 --> 00:16:44,659
Why would you sabotage
the audition?
317
00:16:44,694 --> 00:16:46,761
Because I don't want to go
to Romania anymore.
318
00:16:46,796 --> 00:16:49,331
Oh, so you'd rather
be a Russo than a Finkle?
319
00:16:49,365 --> 00:16:50,999
I know. Weird, right?
320
00:16:52,068 --> 00:16:55,103
Turns out the Finkles
really stink-le.
321
00:16:57,473 --> 00:16:59,207
All right, well,
now it's a toss up.
322
00:17:00,409 --> 00:17:03,512
The truth is, if I don't go,
Harper has to go.
323
00:17:03,546 --> 00:17:06,414
And I don't want her to leave.
So, the only solution is
324
00:17:06,449 --> 00:17:08,183
to ruin it so nobody can go.
325
00:17:08,217 --> 00:17:11,786
Well, if there is one thing you're
really good at, it's ruining things.
326
00:17:11,821 --> 00:17:13,522
Aw, thank you.
327
00:17:17,693 --> 00:17:22,497
#And the smallest of all
and my favorite Finkle... ♪
328
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:25,433
I'm Alex Finkle.
329
00:17:27,036 --> 00:17:29,237
Moxie Finkle.
330
00:17:30,439 --> 00:17:32,073
I'm Moxie Finkle...
331
00:17:32,108 --> 00:17:34,743
...the smallest of all,
and my favorite Finkle.
332
00:17:36,045 --> 00:17:37,546
I just said that part.
333
00:17:39,248 --> 00:17:41,416
Oh, I'm sorry.
334
00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:45,320
Am I messing this up in front
of the Romanian producers?
335
00:17:45,354 --> 00:17:47,656
Gymnast and vampire,
figures.
336
00:17:49,725 --> 00:17:52,360
Why don't we just quit
while we're ahead?
337
00:17:52,395 --> 00:17:54,796
Well, looks like somebody
fried their old brain
338
00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:57,132
watching too much of
the old boob tube.
339
00:17:59,101 --> 00:18:02,103
That's not all she fried.
Get a load of that crazy 'do.
340
00:18:02,138 --> 00:18:03,738
Who does your
hair and make-up, Moxie,
341
00:18:03,773 --> 00:18:05,740
a near-sighted
orangutan?
342
00:18:08,678 --> 00:18:13,081
This is the perfect comedy
for our train!
343
00:18:13,115 --> 00:18:14,716
The people will love it.
344
00:18:16,452 --> 00:18:18,787
What?
No, no, no!
345
00:18:18,821 --> 00:18:20,989
I've gotta get out of here
before they put me on a train.
346
00:18:24,427 --> 00:18:27,729
- What are you doing?
- Proving to the Finkles that I am not a boring square.
347
00:18:27,763 --> 00:18:30,231
I am exciting!
348
00:18:30,266 --> 00:18:31,833
I'm gonna use
the "Ham It Up" spell.
349
00:18:33,135 --> 00:18:34,970
Tell some jokes
all old and clammy.
350
00:18:35,004 --> 00:18:37,472
Then make me act
all bold and hammy.
351
00:18:52,622 --> 00:18:54,122
Ha!
352
00:18:56,559 --> 00:18:57,959
Hello there, Finkles.
353
00:18:57,994 --> 00:18:59,995
Mind if I "choo" up
little scenery?
354
00:19:00,029 --> 00:19:01,129
Justin?
355
00:19:01,163 --> 00:19:03,632
A- choo, a-choo, a-choo,
and a-choo!
356
00:19:05,034 --> 00:19:06,901
Would you guys get
a load of these two?
357
00:19:06,936 --> 00:19:09,771
I mean seriously,
their act stinks so bad,
358
00:19:09,805 --> 00:19:12,273
onions cry when
they watch it.
359
00:19:12,308 --> 00:19:15,410
Am I right, Romanians?
360
00:19:16,345 --> 00:19:18,179
Aw, Justin! What is this?
361
00:19:18,214 --> 00:19:20,148
Boy, was I wrong about you.
362
00:19:20,182 --> 00:19:22,617
Yeah, quit stealing our thunder.
You're gonna ruin our audition.
363
00:19:23,819 --> 00:19:25,053
Oh, really?
364
00:19:26,355 --> 00:19:28,823
Then, let's ruin it
some more.
365
00:19:34,664 --> 00:19:37,298
A one, a two, a one, two, three!
366
00:19:40,036 --> 00:19:42,504
Hey, everybody, I haven't
seen an act this bad
367
00:19:42,538 --> 00:19:44,873
since my brother starred
in Vida Romania.
368
00:19:46,542 --> 00:19:48,877
Oh, Moxie, not you, too?
369
00:19:50,713 --> 00:19:53,982
All right,
time to create chaos.
370
00:19:54,784 --> 00:19:56,451
I'll throw the first tomato.
371
00:19:57,386 --> 00:20:00,288
Shh. Wait. Listen.
372
00:20:00,322 --> 00:20:01,923
Do you smell that?
I smell ham.
373
00:20:01,957 --> 00:20:05,293
Spiral cut,
hind quarter.
374
00:20:05,327 --> 00:20:08,229
Probably on sale. This way.
375
00:20:10,366 --> 00:20:12,701
- Hey, brother o' mine?
- What's up, sissy-poo?
376
00:20:12,735 --> 00:20:14,069
I'll tell you what's down.
377
00:20:14,103 --> 00:20:16,071
Stocks on those two
knuckleheads right here.
378
00:20:16,105 --> 00:20:18,640
Sell, sell, sell!
379
00:20:18,674 --> 00:20:21,443
- #Bo-bo-bo-bo ♪
- #Ba-ba-ba-ba ♪
380
00:20:28,584 --> 00:20:31,052
Say, Doc,
what's wrong with me?
381
00:20:31,087 --> 00:20:35,023
- You got two weeks to live!
- Oh, no. I want a second opinion.
382
00:20:35,057 --> 00:20:37,258
All right.
You're ugly, too.
383
00:20:41,464 --> 00:20:42,997
Ow, ow!
384
00:20:43,032 --> 00:20:46,901
Stop! Stop this
perfect train comedy!
385
00:20:46,936 --> 00:20:48,870
We've made a decision.
386
00:20:48,904 --> 00:20:53,441
You won a job with
the Black Sea Railways!
387
00:20:55,177 --> 00:20:57,145
Well, this is some
kind of rigmarole.
388
00:20:57,179 --> 00:21:00,815
Yeah. These two goofballs
just high-jacked our set.
389
00:21:00,850 --> 00:21:03,084
Oh, not to worry, Finkles.
390
00:21:03,119 --> 00:21:05,954
We have another
gig available...
391
00:21:05,988 --> 00:21:09,491
...in Youngstown, Ohio!
392
00:21:09,525 --> 00:21:11,326
We'll be in touch.
393
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:12,961
Did you hear that?
394
00:21:12,995 --> 00:21:16,798
- Nobody's better than us.
- How do you like that?
395
00:21:16,832 --> 00:21:20,635
Ah. That took a lot less
chaos as I thought it would.
396
00:21:20,669 --> 00:21:23,471
I'm sorry, Finkles.
I'm dating your daughter.
397
00:21:23,506 --> 00:21:24,645
I'm not dating you.
398
00:21:24,941 --> 00:21:28,643
So, tonight, I'm expressing
my love for Harper
399
00:21:28,878 --> 00:21:32,380
through the time-honored art
of the clog!
400
00:21:44,375 --> 00:21:46,710
I hope it's OK that I'm not
going to Youngstown with you.
401
00:21:46,744 --> 00:21:50,447
It sure is, buddy. We were wrong
to make you do that before.
402
00:21:50,481 --> 00:21:52,716
We can see now that
you got a real sweet deal
403
00:21:52,750 --> 00:21:54,618
with these Russo characters.
404
00:21:54,652 --> 00:21:55,952
I sure do.
405
00:21:55,987 --> 00:21:58,254
And we got a sweet deal, too.
406
00:22:01,392 --> 00:22:03,226
See ya, buddy.
407
00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:05,862
And this is us...
making an exit.
408
00:22:07,732 --> 00:22:11,401
Ah, show business!
409
00:22:19,410 --> 00:22:21,144
That was weird.
410
00:22:21,178 --> 00:22:25,900
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