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Sorry, I think
you dropped this.
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No. That's not mine.
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Yeah, I know.
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I needed an excuse
to come and talk to you.
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It's quite lovely...
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What you're
working on there.
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So, new British guy,
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How close are the countries
British and England?
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They're the same country.
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Kind of. And it's
"Britain", not "British".
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I know. I just
think it's hilarious
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When people explain
ridiculous things.
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Speaking of
ridiculous things...
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Ok, holster your
brushes, hombres.
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I trust you brought something
new to compete in the art off.
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Finkle. Macgruder.
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It's time to art off.
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Art off is stupid. Just because Mr. Laritate
picks a painting doesn't mean it's good.
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I mean, look at him.
He picks out those clothes.
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He doesn't pick those.
His mum lays them out for him.
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Oh, I like you,
new British guy.
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You're on my team.
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My name is
Mason Greybeck.
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Mason Greybeck... That sounds like
the name of a game show host.
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Like, Mason Greybeck, I'll take
"Bridges" for a thousand, please.
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Your question is,
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"I think you're cute.
What do you think of me?"
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We're out of time.
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Ready. Set. Art off!
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Well, sailboat plus
moon, plus owl
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equals mystery.
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But...
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12 kittens beats mystery.
The kittens have it!
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Sailboat plus moon
equals loser.
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You know, since I got
here last Thursday,
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I've noticed that he talks like
a cowboy. And he likes cats.
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In America, we call
them kitty cats.
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Ok, kitty cats.
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I made you
say "kitty cats".
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How would you feel about
maybe going for some tea later?
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Then you can make me say all
kinds of things that make you laugh.
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Ok, but if "go for tea"
doesn't mean a date,
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then I'm going to be
really embarrassed.
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And that whole accent thing...
Girls see right through it.
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No, they don't.
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Oh, kittens never lose.
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Next time I'm gonna paint
Macgruder being eaten by a kitten.
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He's gonna
drop this class.
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Sync by fant0m
www.addic7ed.com
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Justin, hey, look!
The recliner's fixed.
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Now, I am one step closer
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to having a place to sleep
in every room in the house.
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Dad, I've looked for the mummy
everywhere and I can't find him.
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- I'm never gonna get Juliet back.
- Out looking for the mummy?
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You can't do that by yourself.
It's dangerous.
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You need special training.
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Now, mummies are slow
but they're sneaky,
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like your mother in heels.
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Dad! Where am I going
to get special training?
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All the monster huve
been destroyed.
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Justin, I think you've
reached an age
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when a father can
proudly train his own son,
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so that that father never
again has to risk his own life.
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All right. Ok.
Thanks, dad.
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I mean, I know you haven't always
been ok with me dating a vampire,
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but I'm glad you're gonna
help me train to find her.
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Well, when you're
raising wizards,
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you've to deal with your son dating monsters
and a whole your kids turns out normal.
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I mean... That's me, right?
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Dad, my dable wand isn't
collapsing. See it? Just...
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Now don't work.
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Yeah, you're still the normal.
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So that's why afternoon
tea is a British tradition.
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See, I can tell this is fancy,
because my drink isn't fizzing.
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Okay, now it's my turn to show
you an American tradition.
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These are water balloons.
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So you've heard of them.
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Here's how Americans.
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All right. Victim in sight.
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And... Bombs away.
Hide!
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Ok. Your turn.
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I'd love to,
but it seems rude.
83
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No. That's the part
that makes it American.
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Here. I'll show you
how to do it.
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Now what do I do?
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Just drop it.
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Hey! I see you two!
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We should run.
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No...
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We should have
a romantic montage.
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All right, that should get
our relationship started.
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Max, I need your help.
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When Justin comes
down, attack him.
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Done. Don't know why,
don't care. Going with it.
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We're helping him to
train to fight a mummy.
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Dad, I honestly
don't care why.
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Dad!
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Dad, I'm ready
to start my training.
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Good. Ok.
We'll...
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...Start with a little...
Now!
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I'm the mummy!
I'm the mummy!
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- What? Stop!
- I got him!
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That's enough!
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- Calm down. Ok...
- Why?!
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I'm sorry, Justin. I just
wanted you to see,
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how difficult this is
gonna be. But don't worry.
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'Cause I got something
that's really gonna help.
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New no-slip shoes!
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Thanks, dad.
You're good. You are good.
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No, no, no. They're magical
rear-view goggles.
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When you put 'em on you can
see everything behind you.
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You can fight the mummy,
look him in the eye,
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And not get turned into
one of his minions.
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Wow. I can see
everything behind me.
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Max, wherever you are,
you'd better stay there.
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'Cause I'm a-come getcha,
and I'm gonna attack you.
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Why are you moving?
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Maybe you'll be the
normal one after all.
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Dad, come on!
I lost that race years ago.
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We have so much in common.
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I mean, we both like painting,
and drawing, and sculpting.
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- We're the perfect art couple.
- Oh, my gosh!
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You guys are the couple other
couples come to for advice.
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We're gonna be
together forever.
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Oh, wow! Check out this
train wreck on canvas.
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We'll give you ten bucks for
your stupid yankee poodle dandy.
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- Alex!
- Oh, sorry.
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Twenty bucks.
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Why are you buying that
if you don't like it?
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Because I know Mason,
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and he's gonna think
it's hilarious.
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Buying art to make each other
laugh is what art couples do, Harper.
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00:10:07,487 --> 00:10:09,454
Hey, Mason.
Check it out.
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I just bought the most horrible,
ridiculous painting ever
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and I'm gonna volunteer
it in the art off.
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00:10:14,092 --> 00:10:17,226
I think it's gonna be something
we both find hilarious.
137
00:10:17,261 --> 00:10:19,528
Well, I've got something
to show you, too.
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00:10:19,562 --> 00:10:21,463
I was up all night
working on this,
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and I think it's
one of my best.
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Oh, my gosh!
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An unveiling in front of the
whole class will be so romantic.
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Or Mason and I can
just show each other now.
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00:10:32,205 --> 00:10:34,507
Don't rob me of my part
of this romance.
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Who's ready to face off
in today's... Art off?
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Ah, a Russo
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versus our friend
from across the pond.
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Or as I like to call it:
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"The revolutionary war
part deux?"
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Ready... Set...
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Art off!
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Somebody flush the toilet.
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We got a stinker over here.
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Calamity Jane!
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We have identical themes.
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The revolutionary
war and dogs.
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Oh, my gosh!
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You bought the worst painting
you could find, too?
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We are the best
art couple ever.
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No, Alex, you're making
fun of my painting,
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and I worked on it all night.
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Then that means I just called your
painting horrible and ridiculous.
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You also said it
belongs in the toilet.
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Ok, I know that my
laughing seems rude,
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but, you see,
in America,
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laughter is how we
show our appreciation.
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Like, "Mr. Laritate
is a great teacher".
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Or, or, "Harper, that's
a great outfit".
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Alex, I know you,
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and I know you don't believe
either of those things are true.
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I think she believes one
of those things is true.
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Sorry, Mr. Laritate.
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You know why
you don't like it?
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Because you don't
understand it.
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There's your shovel.
Start digging your way out.
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Yeah, I,
I don't get it.
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Can you explain it to me?
Any part of it?
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It's not "Betsy Ross,"
it's "Barksy Ross".
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You see,
that's what I do.
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I take famous moments
in American history
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and I imagine what they would be like
from the point of view of canines,
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because I'm in love
with America. And dogs.
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Oh! Now I get it.
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Yeah. What an
amazing painting.
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I'm so glad you like it.
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See, now you get it. You just
had to look a little deeper.
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This is so great,
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because I had an idea
for my next piece.
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I'm going to paint
a portrait of you.
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It will be your face as
a cute teacup chihuahua.
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Sewing the stars and stripes,
as if you were Betsy Ross.
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No, no...
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You, you don't
have to do that.
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Nobody needs to see
me as a dog, really.
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Dogs are my muse, Alex.
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And I've already got
the image in my head.
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I've got to get
going on this.
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00:13:45,974 --> 00:13:48,742
Well, this is just great.
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My new boyfriend is gonna
paint me as a dog.
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Not only that. Mr. Laritate
gives all the art off winners
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a special page
in the yearbook.
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00:13:56,111 --> 00:13:57,811
Maybe we could have
back-to-back pages.
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Me with my kitten paintings
and you with your dog face.
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Ok, then.
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- Hey, Justin!
- Hey, dad. Check me out.
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I am really getting the hang
of this thing. I'm making tea!
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- Terrific, son.
- Yep.
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- You must be feeling pretty proud
of yourself. - Yeah, I actually...
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Dad, what is with the...
The hat?
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It's kind of distracting.
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Oh, really?
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I'm not trying to
distract you at all.
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Not trying to
distract you at all.
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- Sneak attack!
- Judo trick!
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- Give up? Give up?
- No!
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The question is,
do you give up?
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I'm on top of you!
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Yes. I beg to
differ, though.
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Because in some countries,
I'm on top of you!
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That was awesome, son!
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As soon as the goggles became
a hindrance, I ripped them off.
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Yeah, because some people think
because they have them on,
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they have to keep them on.
But they don't.
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Good hunting, son.
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Thanks, dad.
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Hey, man, can I borrow
those goggles you have?
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They're for biology class.
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I'm gonna use them to
cheat on the kid behind me.
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You know they'll be
kind of obvious.
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I know. That's why
I'm gonna wear the hat.
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Goggles.
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Hey, Harper!
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I figured out a way to stop Mason
from painting that picture of me.
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A magic shell.
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I blow through this shell and I become
the artistic muse for whoever hears it.
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He'll want to paint me as me,
instead of a chihuahua.
236
00:16:07,684 --> 00:16:11,553
But chihuahuas are so cute.
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Well, I hope I'm cuter than
a dog that lives in a purse.
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For once, I'm gonna fix a
problem before it is a problem.
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Look, you barely got out of
trouble with him yesterday.
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Don't make it worse
by adding magic.
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Just take it on the chin, let him
paint you as a pooch, and move on.
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Hello, brown eyes. Ready
to be my doggie model?
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Just one second.
My allergies are acting up.
244
00:16:44,615 --> 00:16:46,983
I just had a
most splendid idea.
245
00:16:47,017 --> 00:16:48,684
I was pretty
sure you might.
246
00:16:50,987 --> 00:16:54,321
Don't you see what you've done? You
used magic to make your relationship ok.
247
00:16:54,356 --> 00:16:55,989
I don't think that's right.
248
00:16:56,024 --> 00:16:59,258
Harper, doing what's right
has never really been my goal.
249
00:16:59,792 --> 00:17:01,293
Come in!
250
00:17:02,861 --> 00:17:04,663
There you are, my love!
251
00:17:04,698 --> 00:17:06,467
I've finished!
252
00:17:08,337 --> 00:17:11,939
All of these are of you.
253
00:17:11,973 --> 00:17:13,573
I don't know which
one's my favorite,
254
00:17:13,608 --> 00:17:17,009
but they're all good.
255
00:17:20,346 --> 00:17:21,912
They're beautiful.
256
00:17:21,947 --> 00:17:24,447
And the moment I
started I couldn't stop.
257
00:17:24,481 --> 00:17:28,150
When I paint you, something
just comes over me.
258
00:17:28,185 --> 00:17:30,919
It feels... It feels...
259
00:17:30,953 --> 00:17:33,587
Magical?
260
00:17:33,622 --> 00:17:35,756
Yes! Magical.
261
00:17:35,790 --> 00:17:37,800
Did you hear that? I'm sure
there's not just these,
262
00:17:37,900 --> 00:17:40,600
probably hundreds
and hundreds of...
263
00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,395
And there they are.
264
00:17:47,898 --> 00:17:49,733
Hey, it's you again!
265
00:17:49,767 --> 00:17:51,235
Is it Martin or Jason?
266
00:17:51,269 --> 00:17:52,603
It's Mason.
267
00:17:52,838 --> 00:17:55,808
Wasn't that one
of the choices?
268
00:17:55,842 --> 00:17:59,044
Oh wow, these are great.
269
00:18:00,013 --> 00:18:01,813
You can hardly
see the numbers.
270
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:10,187
Alex is my muse.
My inspiration.
271
00:18:10,221 --> 00:18:12,322
All I want to do
is paint her.
272
00:18:12,956 --> 00:18:16,458
Yep. It's like he's
under her spell.
273
00:18:16,493 --> 00:18:17,793
Yes!
274
00:18:17,827 --> 00:18:19,261
I only wish
I could paint Alex
275
00:18:19,295 --> 00:18:21,929
on a bigger canvas.
276
00:18:21,964 --> 00:18:24,130
And I think
I've got an idea.
277
00:18:24,165 --> 00:18:26,166
Excuse me.
278
00:18:26,200 --> 00:18:28,735
I think I've got
an idea, too.
279
00:18:28,769 --> 00:18:32,438
- You stole my muse shell.
- That's exactly what she did.
280
00:18:32,973 --> 00:18:35,975
Oh, big deal. I like him,
and he likes painting me.
281
00:18:36,010 --> 00:18:38,077
I'll tell you what
the big deal is.
282
00:18:38,111 --> 00:18:40,812
Pretty soon he's not going
to be able to eat or sleep.
283
00:18:40,846 --> 00:18:43,948
All he's gonna want
to do is paint you.
284
00:18:43,982 --> 00:18:46,651
Sounds like it wasn't
the right thing to do.
285
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,686
Dad, I had to do it.
286
00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:52,321
He paints dogs in
American history.
287
00:18:52,855 --> 00:18:54,422
Those are terrible.
288
00:18:54,657 --> 00:18:57,326
Well, I hate those paintings
too, that's why I did it.
289
00:18:57,361 --> 00:19:01,229
- Listen, honey, if you really
like Jason... - Mason.
290
00:19:01,264 --> 00:19:03,899
I said that.
291
00:19:03,933 --> 00:19:06,601
Then it shouldn't matter
what kind of an artist he is.
292
00:19:06,635 --> 00:19:09,202
It should only matter
what kind of person he is.
293
00:19:09,437 --> 00:19:11,438
As a great poet once said,
294
00:19:11,472 --> 00:19:14,907
"Don't go changin'
to try to please me."
295
00:19:17,076 --> 00:19:19,644
Mr. Russo, are you
quoting Billy Joel?
296
00:19:21,179 --> 00:19:22,747
I've never heard
of that person.
297
00:19:33,925 --> 00:19:36,559
What are you looking at?
Oh! This is trouble.
298
00:19:38,662 --> 00:19:40,496
That shell's already
turned him wacky.
299
00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:43,999
Wacky? Come on!
It's beautiful.
300
00:19:44,033 --> 00:19:46,067
It just... Oh, fine!
301
00:19:50,872 --> 00:19:53,474
What do you think?
Do you like it?
302
00:19:55,176 --> 00:19:58,044
It's, it's great.
It's really great.
303
00:19:58,078 --> 00:20:01,314
That's so good because
I really want you to like it.
304
00:20:01,648 --> 00:20:04,817
You are beautiful, and I'm
going to keep painting you.
305
00:20:06,653 --> 00:20:09,820
Well, why don't you take a break
and we can go get a sandwich?
306
00:20:09,854 --> 00:20:11,821
No time for eating!
307
00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:17,226
Right there. The light
is hitting you perfectly.
308
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,896
I want to do a bigger chalk
drawing of you over here,
309
00:20:20,930 --> 00:20:24,632
in profile. Excuse me.
Move! Thank you.
310
00:20:29,104 --> 00:20:32,773
So, is this what you're just
gonna be doing from now on?
311
00:20:33,108 --> 00:20:34,807
I hope so.
312
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:37,443
We're the ultimate
art couple.
313
00:20:40,147 --> 00:20:41,613
We need to get inside.
314
00:20:41,948 --> 00:20:46,517
No, I have to redraw
this as it washes away.
315
00:20:46,552 --> 00:20:50,219
The more it washes away,
the faster I have to draw.
316
00:20:50,254 --> 00:20:52,788
Ok, that is just wacky.
317
00:21:03,831 --> 00:21:05,465
Are you ok?
318
00:21:05,499 --> 00:21:07,834
Sounds like you've got
a bit of a chest cold.
319
00:21:07,868 --> 00:21:11,170
We need to get you out
of this rain and inside.
320
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,640
Well... Wait!
321
00:21:16,176 --> 00:21:17,543
So you're done
drawing me?
322
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:21,213
Yeah, I feel like
painting some dogs.
323
00:21:21,248 --> 00:21:23,715
Good. Good!
You should do that.
324
00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:28,620
But kiss me first.
325
00:21:28,655 --> 00:21:30,522
But you have a cold.
326
00:21:32,758 --> 00:21:34,358
Just kiss me.
327
00:22:00,825 --> 00:22:03,360
Hey, monster guy!
328
00:22:05,396 --> 00:22:06,763
You may have
noticed that lately
329
00:22:06,797 --> 00:22:09,331
I've been acting like I totally
don't know what's going on.
330
00:22:10,733 --> 00:22:13,335
- Lately?
- So you noticed.
331
00:22:13,369 --> 00:22:16,104
Great! Yeah, like,
332
00:22:16,139 --> 00:22:19,541
like remember when I let all
those monsters out of that book?
333
00:22:19,576 --> 00:22:21,509
Yeah. They all escaped,
334
00:22:21,544 --> 00:22:24,544
and destroyed the rest of
the monster hunters but me.
335
00:22:24,579 --> 00:22:26,614
Yeah, that's not
the worst part.
336
00:22:28,148 --> 00:22:32,251
One of those monsters was the
mummy who stole your girlfriend.
337
00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:34,886
So, I mean, I guess,
technically,
338
00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:37,088
You can be mad at me.
339
00:22:38,022 --> 00:22:39,522
You know...
340
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:43,894
- That reminds me of
something. - Yeah?
341
00:22:43,928 --> 00:22:46,295
- Something I have to do.
- Okay.
342
00:22:46,600 --> 00:22:47,900
And I need your help.
343
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:51,500
Yes, great, because I here
for you. Whatever you need!
344
00:22:51,700 --> 00:22:52,900
- Good.
- Yeah.
345
00:22:53,400 --> 00:22:54,600
Snake attack!
346
00:22:56,000 --> 00:23:01,000
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