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Please welcome the "Lunchtime
Shakespeare Players".
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Beware the Ides of March.
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A soothsayer bids you
beware the Ides of March.
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Harper, are you almost done?
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- Your soup's getting cold.
- Oh, thanks. And, scene.
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[crowd boos]
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No! It's OK, guys,
I'll be back.
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Just, a girl's gotta eat.
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Harper, don't take this
the wrong way,
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but that was terrible.
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Hmm... I took that
the wrong way.
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I mean, you don't
even have the rest
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of your "Lunchtime
Shakespeare Players."
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Yeah, that's 'cause they quit
after you beaned them with
croutons yesterday.
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[laughs] Oh, yeah.
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The only good thing Justin has
done as Student Body President
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is add croutons
to the salad bar.
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- Oh! That and
the tiny tomatoes!
- I like these.
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They're so tiny they
make me feel like a giant
dinosaur when I eat them.
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[both pretend to roar]
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- [ring tone plays loud music]
- What is that ring tone?
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Oh, it's the band, Ughh.
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Drink some water.
You've got something
stuck in your throat.
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No, no, no.
The name of the band is Ughh.
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Wow, it's really stuck in there.
Hands over your head.
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Harper, Ughh is
the name of the band.
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- Ughh.
- That's right.
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- No, this soup is terrible.
- Ughh is awesome.
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They dress up like half Viking
and half animal,
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and throw chunks of guts
into the crowd.
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You know they're playing
a free concert on Waverly Place.
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It's gonna be
off the chain.
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No, seriously.
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They're letting the singer
off of his chain.
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OK, I'll go.
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It may be the only chance I have
to wear my meat-catching hat.
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She has a meat-catching hat?
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It's to go with her
potato-skin sweater.
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You know
what I'm thinking?
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If Justin can organize this
lame "Lunchtime Shakespeare,"
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I bet he can get us
lunchtime rock bands.
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- That would be awesome.
- Right?
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And, hey, you got him
elected as president,
so he owes you one.
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We should make him do it.
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[clears throat]
Hold it right there.
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It's a salad bar,
not a crouton bar.
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What are you trying to do,
make stuffing?
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And get a haircut
while you're at it.
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- This is not a surf academy.
- [mouths] What?
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Justin, we need
to talk to you
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about something bigger
than croutons.
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Yeah, you need to get better
lunchtime entertainment.
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Harper with a mustache
on a stick...
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...isn't cutting it.
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We want to have rock
bands play at lunch.
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And you should
do it since...
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...I got you elected.
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[clears throat]
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You know what?
I will.
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Because I am a man
of the people.
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[Harper] Beware!
The Ides of March.
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And being that man, I don't
think I can put the people
through this any longer. No.
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♪ Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find out it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you want by the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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That's right, kids.
Lunchtime concerts start today.
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You know what I call them?
"Eat to the Beat."
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You know it's good,
because it rhymes.
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"Lunch While You Munch.
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Chew While You Stew".
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I got a whole list of them
I could go into.
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Oh, Alex. Excuse me.
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I got the lunchtime concerts
you asked for.
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Who's the best
president ever?
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This guy. In the suit.
Right here.
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- Oh. OK.
- Yes. Bands!
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Mm-hmm. Yep,
it's gonna be awesome.
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Twenty-five minutes,
every day, of smooth jazz.
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Smooth jazz?!
We asked for rock bands.
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- Justin, maybe you don't
understand how politics works.
- [gasps]
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I got you elected,
you do what I say.
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I'm sure it's in
that giant book
you're carrying.
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What were you doing? This is
not a high school musical.
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And, for your information,
this is a cookbook.
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Alex told me people would
take me more serious
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if I wore a suit and
carried around this bad boy.
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- Alex told you that?
- Mm-hmm.
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You guys don't
like each other,
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but you still do
what she says?
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- It's a very complicated
relationship.
- [Harper] Justin,
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how could you cut the
Shakespeare Lunchtime Players
for this?
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Today was going
to be all tragedies.
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Yet how was I to know that
the grandest tragedy of all
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would be before I even
stepped foot on the stage?
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Yeah! You see, Justin?
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Thou hast
messed up royally.
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Yeah, that's right.
that's your Shakespeare junk.
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Why didn't you tell me
that you had no intentions
of getting the bands we wanted?
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- [slow jazz]
- [Justin] You mean like
The Burt Parks Trio?
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Hey, I delivered
on my promise of music.
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But you see, music affects
people's behaviors.
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And I've reviewed studies
that state smooth jazz
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stimulates the brain and
promotes a happy attitude.
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- This is still an outrage.
- [jazz continues]
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This music is kinda calming.
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If music be the food of love,
I want seconds. Play on.
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We need to do something
about this music.
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And then her.
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- [metal music plays]
- [crowd screaming]
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If we get closer, maybe we
can get hit with some guts.
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Cool. I haven't been hit
with guts since Dad said
he could make his own hot dogs.
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This music
is so aggressive.
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I kind of like it.
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It sounds the way
I feel inside.
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Whoa! This is awesome.
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This is who we should have
playing at school... Ughh.
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Yes! I caught guts!
Whoo!
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Dude, I'd love to see
the look on Justin's face
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if this band showed up instead
of those jazz geezers.
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That'd be awesome.
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We've got to
make that happen.
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Now, if only
we knew two girls
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with devious enough minds
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to come up with a scheme to get
Ughh to play at our school.
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Hmm... hmm.
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- Hey, I think I see one.
- And I see another one.
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Thank you!
That one was called:
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You've Got Something on Your Face.
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Play another song!
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I need to feel alive!
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- Whoo!
- [screams]
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Let's go talk to them.
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I'd like to buy
one of your CDs.
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The loudest, angriest, most
soul-wrenching one you have.
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Oh, you want
the Christmas album.
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- Ha, ha, ha!
- Ha, ha, ha!
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Yeah! Wreck the Halls! Ahh!
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Excuse me, Mr. Ughh.
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We're doing a benefit at
Tribeca Prep on Wednesday,
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and were wondering
if you could play.
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A benefit? Pass.
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Yeah, it took us a while,
but we finally realized
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"benefit" is another word
for "free". So, no.
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Guys, guys, hold on...
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Alex, it's not a benefit.
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- It's a gig.
- A gig?
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Oh, it's a gig?
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- So we're gonna get paid?
- Do you get paid for gigs?
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- Yeah.
- There you go.
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Guys, did you hear that?!
We're gonna make rent!
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♪ Making the rent Making the rent ♪
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Yeow!
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Nice work. I love it
when people think
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they're gonna get paid
and then don't.
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Now we just have to get
rid of The Burt Parks Bozos.
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Oh, my gosh,
we're this close
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from having Justin
crying at school.
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And I don't mean
from getting a "B."
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- I don't understand.
- [scoffs] Listen, Mr. Parks,
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we no longer need you
to play tomorrow.
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A family of beavers
ate our school,
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- and we're busy rebuilding.
- Beavers?
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Yeah, the security
at our school stinks.
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[call waiting beeps]
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Hang on, I got
another call.
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Hello?
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Alex, it's Stevie.
Did you call Burt Parks?
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Yeah, I told him
it was cancelled.
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- So now it's your turn.
- Great. Go get Justin.
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OK. Justin, phone!
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This is gonna be
so great.
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We're gonna get Ughh,
and as a bonus
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we might get to see Justin
have an actual conniption.
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It's awesome.
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At first, it kinda
looks like he's dancing,
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and then it takes
a bad turn,
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and he just can't
say anything but...
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[gurgling]
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Justin!
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He's coming.
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[clears throat]
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Student Body President
Russo speaking.
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[affected voice] Hello.
This is Mrs. Burt Parks,
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manager of
The Burt Parks Trio.
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Oh, hey, Gayle.
How's it going?
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Gayle. Right.
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Um... Listen...
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Burt can't make it
tomorrow. Oh!
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He ruptured his uvula.
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The thing hanging in
the back of your throat?
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Sounds good. Yeah.
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Gayle...
[clears throat]
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...I don't think you
can rupture a uvula.
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[stammers]
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I'm a manager
not a doctor!
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[groans] Coming!
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Gayle, I...
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[call waiting rings]
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[clears throat]
Hello?
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Hello?
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- Who's this?
- This is Burt Parks.
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Very funny. Burt Parks
lost his voice.
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I know Alex put you
up to this.
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I can't believe it.
The Burt Parks Trio
just cancelled on me.
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Wh...?! [groans]
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Oh, no. And I was just
starting to like them.
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They were all like:
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♪ Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo ♪
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Well, too bad.
They're not gonna play.
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I've got to find
another smooth jazz band
by tomorrow. "S"...
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I... I know a smooth jazz band.
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I saw them play at a local
smooth jazz place.
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Which one?
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The... Smootherie.
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Oh, cool. They opened
that place back up.
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There's a place
called the Smootherie?
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Yeah, you were there.
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Yeah, no, I know,
that's right. Yeah, I know.
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'Cause I like
smooth jazz now.
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The band that was playing
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sounded just like
The Burt Parks Trio.
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- Totally smooth.
- Really? Who are they?
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The... Smoother Brothers.
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Oh, my gosh.
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That's a totally smooth
jazz band name. Do you think
we can get them to play?
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I think so.
I'll call them later.
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Do it now.
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'Kay.
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00:13:36,416 --> 00:13:38,875
It'll be hard to say no
to the Student Body President.
244
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:40,750
I wear suits and
carry a big book.
245
00:13:40,750 --> 00:13:42,125
Make sure you
work that in.
246
00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:45,458
Speakerphone!
247
00:13:46,583 --> 00:13:48,375
[phone ringing]
248
00:13:48,375 --> 00:13:51,500
- [Stevie] Hello?
- Hi, hello,
this is Alex Russo.
249
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:55,000
I'm calling for
The Smoothers Brothers...
250
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:56,875
...the smooth jazz band.
251
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:59,958
I have Justin Russo, Student
Body President on speakerphone.
252
00:13:59,958 --> 00:14:01,708
I'm wearing a suit
and carrying a big book.
253
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,166
[affected voice]
Impressive.
254
00:14:05,166 --> 00:14:08,583
So... what can
the Smoothers Brothers
255
00:14:08,583 --> 00:14:10,583
do for you?
256
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:13,416
Can you play at
Tribeca Prep on Wednesday?
257
00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:16,000
- [mouthing, no audio]
- OK.
258
00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:21,583
- There you go. I got your band.
- Thanks. Oh!
259
00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:25,125
I think telling them
I had a big book
really sealed the deal.
260
00:14:35,750 --> 00:14:39,125
[bell rings]
261
00:14:39,125 --> 00:14:41,125
Here. Throw this at my brother
when you see him.
262
00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:43,000
He's the one in the suit.
263
00:14:45,708 --> 00:14:49,166
Hmm... Wow,
you're the first one here.
264
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,750
You really like Ughh.
265
00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:52,625
You know what I like
more than Ughh?
266
00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,708
Seeing my brother
panic uncontrollably
267
00:14:54,708 --> 00:14:58,458
and then suddenly getting a big
old meat lump in his face.
268
00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:05,291
Hey, I'm listening
to your song:
269
00:15:05,291 --> 00:15:07,166
Rudolph the Red Nosed Roadkill!
270
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:08,833
Whoa! Yeah!
271
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:12,458
Hey, why didn't you guys
wait for me?
272
00:15:12,458 --> 00:15:14,166
Well, last I saw,
273
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:17,458
you were heading into
a wood-shop to bang
a bunch of nails in a board.
274
00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,083
Yeah, that's right!
275
00:15:19,083 --> 00:15:21,875
I built three book shelves
and then I busted them apart.
276
00:15:21,875 --> 00:15:23,500
Ah!
277
00:15:24,375 --> 00:15:25,833
Harper, Harper!
278
00:15:25,833 --> 00:15:28,208
I think you need to lay off
the Ughh for a while.
279
00:15:28,208 --> 00:15:29,875
It's making you
a little aggressive.
280
00:15:29,875 --> 00:15:33,375
I'm sorry. The music, it just
pumps me up and I love it!
281
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:34,500
Ah!
282
00:15:36,333 --> 00:15:38,750
I'm gonna go to
the lunch counter.
Who wants meatballs?
283
00:15:38,750 --> 00:15:41,500
I do. Rah!
284
00:15:45,083 --> 00:15:46,583
We should probably
get out of here.
285
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:48,333
It's not meatball day.
286
00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:54,333
[both laughing]
287
00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:55,708
[shouts]
288
00:15:59,375 --> 00:16:01,375
Alex, you tricked me,
didn't you?
289
00:16:01,375 --> 00:16:03,583
This band isn't going
to play smooth jazz.
290
00:16:03,583 --> 00:16:05,333
Oh, no, no. Come on.
291
00:16:05,333 --> 00:16:08,083
They are totally jazzy.
You're going to love them.
292
00:16:08,083 --> 00:16:12,625
Alex, no smooth jazz band
brings an oil drum filled
with soupy, chunky goo.
293
00:16:12,625 --> 00:16:15,166
Listen up, there's
a lot of kids here.
294
00:16:15,166 --> 00:16:16,750
So, for this gig only,
295
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:19,083
we're not gonna
light our hair on fire.
296
00:16:20,875 --> 00:16:23,375
Alright, maybe
they're not so smooth.
297
00:16:23,375 --> 00:16:27,083
But you shouldn't have
taken my idea and not
gone through with it.
298
00:16:27,083 --> 00:16:28,750
You should've gotten
some rock bands.
299
00:16:28,750 --> 00:16:30,375
Oh, so that's
what this is about?
300
00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:33,375
I was trying
to use music to stimulate
positive behavior in school.
301
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:36,250
Music is supposed to be
raucous and loud,
302
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:38,000
- I'm pulling the plug.
- No, you're not.
303
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,416
Yes, I am, because
I'm the president.
304
00:16:40,416 --> 00:16:42,250
Well, you might be
president of the school,
305
00:16:42,250 --> 00:16:45,458
but I'm president of getting
things I want. And I want this.
306
00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:47,708
Not everything's always
about you, Alex.
307
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:50,000
Yes, it is.
I'm the one who got you
308
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:51,958
to wear a suit and
carry a cookbook around.
309
00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:53,875
It was a joke
and so are you.
310
00:16:53,875 --> 00:16:55,458
Whoa, whoa, you guys.
311
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:57,208
You guys...
312
00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:59,458
Alex, I thought this was
just about getting a band.
313
00:16:59,458 --> 00:17:02,166
No. Forget that. Now it's about
him always messing me up.
314
00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:04,708
- [feedback]
- One, two, three, four!
315
00:17:04,708 --> 00:17:06,708
[metal music plays]
316
00:17:15,125 --> 00:17:16,208
[grunts]
317
00:17:17,583 --> 00:17:19,750
[shouting]
318
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:36,416
I can't wait until
I get you...
319
00:17:36,416 --> 00:17:38,333
[unintelligible gibberish]
320
00:17:45,458 --> 00:17:47,958
Take away all meat
and add some snazz
321
00:17:47,958 --> 00:17:51,458
Turn this noise
into smooth jazz
322
00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:56,583
[slow jazz music plays]
323
00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:05,625
I saw you!
You're a wizard!
324
00:18:06,583 --> 00:18:09,000
- What?
- [Harper] Oh!
325
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:12,166
I know that was a wand!
I'm gonna go tell Alex.
326
00:18:12,166 --> 00:18:14,708
Simplify your mind,
leave that thought behind
327
00:18:17,333 --> 00:18:19,291
I was going
to say something,
328
00:18:19,291 --> 00:18:21,500
but I don't remember
what it was.
329
00:18:21,500 --> 00:18:23,833
Maybe it was about
the meatballs.
330
00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:25,750
Oh. Yes.
331
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:28,750
Meatball dress with
spaghetti straps. Thank you.
332
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:37,583
What's going on?
333
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:40,583
I don't know.
I had a false conniption.
334
00:18:41,500 --> 00:18:45,208
- These guys are good.
- What?
335
00:18:45,208 --> 00:18:47,708
No, they're not.
This is not supposed
to be happening.
336
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:49,875
You're supposed to be
mad and conniptioning
337
00:18:49,875 --> 00:18:51,166
and eventually crying.
338
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:53,250
And you're supposed to be...,
[growling]
339
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,833
Well, I'm not doing it.
340
00:18:57,833 --> 00:19:01,208
I don't know how this thing
backfired on you, but I love it.
341
00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,875
- Dance with me.
- No! Gross.
342
00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:06,625
Dance with The Smoothers.
343
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:09,208
You guys look hard,
but rock soft.
344
00:19:09,208 --> 00:19:11,625
You're like cafeteria
Mexican food.
345
00:19:15,083 --> 00:19:18,416
What happened to Ughh?
Did they lame out overnight?
346
00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:23,250
No. I went and asked them
if they knew any smooth jazz.
347
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:25,500
What?
Why would you do that?
348
00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:26,958
Justin was in mid-connip.
349
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,208
He was about to start
scratching his teeth.
350
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:32,291
Well, at first it was funny
to mess with Justin,
351
00:19:32,291 --> 00:19:35,458
but then I saw you guys
fighting, and it seemed
like it was going too far.
352
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,625
I mean,
he is your brother.
353
00:19:38,750 --> 00:19:41,458
Yeah, he's my brother.
We fight all the time.
354
00:19:41,458 --> 00:19:42,875
Sometimes I push it
too far.
355
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:46,125
Sometimes he pushes it too far.
That's how we show we care.
356
00:19:46,125 --> 00:19:48,500
But, if you keep pushing
each other like that,
357
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:49,958
the caring will go away.
358
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:52,458
[clicks teeth] No.
359
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,583
We'll always,
like, kinda care.
360
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:58,458
Look...
I have a brother
361
00:19:58,458 --> 00:20:00,583
and we used to
fight like that.
362
00:20:00,583 --> 00:20:03,750
I didn't think about it
too much, and then...
363
00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,958
...one day we just
stopped talking.
364
00:20:07,166 --> 00:20:09,291
I don't even know
where he is anymore.
365
00:20:11,458 --> 00:20:13,583
I don't want to see that
happen with you guys.
366
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:26,500
I guess I wouldn't
want that either.
367
00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:30,291
You know, there's
more to you than I thought.
368
00:20:30,291 --> 00:20:32,958
You're not
just a mean girl.
369
00:20:32,958 --> 00:20:36,708
Yep, there's a lot more
to me than you thought.
370
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:45,000
You know, he is a dork,
371
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:48,583
but if he wasn't around, I would
miss seeing stuff like that.
372
00:20:53,458 --> 00:20:55,375
Oh! Meat lump!
373
00:20:56,166 --> 00:20:57,958
[gasps]
374
00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:03,000
[grunting]
375
00:21:04,125 --> 00:21:05,458
[both screaming]
376
00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:09,583
Wherefore art thou Romeo?
377
00:21:11,750 --> 00:21:14,000
[groans] I'm down here my love.
378
00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,875
Well... [scoffs] I've been
waiting, like, an hour.
379
00:21:18,875 --> 00:21:20,083
What's up with that?
380
00:21:20,083 --> 00:21:22,708
Did you lose your hourglass
in your other pants?
381
00:21:22,708 --> 00:21:25,333
My dad said not to date
a Montague and I was like...
382
00:21:25,333 --> 00:21:29,000
[scoffs] ..."Lay off, old man,"
but, maybe, he was right.
383
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:33,708
Really? This is what
you're like?
384
00:21:33,708 --> 00:21:37,208
You're just another
stuck-up rich chick
from the Upper West Side.
385
00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:39,000
[Harper groans]
386
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000
Music.
387
00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:49,708
Oh, Romeo. You have come.
388
00:21:51,583 --> 00:21:54,166
[stammers] I might have just
ruined it for everyone.
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