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Where's your Uncle Kelbo?
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Your father and I
are going to miss our train.
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Just go on your trip.
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What's the worst that
could happen
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if we're not chaperoned
for four minutes?
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Oh, I don't know. A magic
black hole could open up
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and suck the Sub Station
down into it.
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[scoffs] That doesn't
happen twice, Mother.
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But if it did,
you wouldn't be mad
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if I had an egg battle
when you're gone, right?
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OK, what I don't understand is
how you think leaving us with
Uncle Kelbo
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is any better than
leaving us alone.
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Or with Max in charge.
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I'm in charge?
Egg battle on.
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- OK, OK.
- [phone beeps]
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Kelbo's on his way.
Let's get out of here.
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We are going to have
the most romantic
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vacation slash restaurant supply
convention ever!
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Yeah, nothing says romance
like a seminar on how to
prevent mustard bottles
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from making that
farting sound.
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Well, look at that.
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Five seconds later,
we're all still alive.
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Now let me get back
to my chores.
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While you do nothing, as usual,
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I'll be getting things ready
for the shindig I'm hosting.
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"Shindig?"
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In a continuing effort to have
the full senior year experience,
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I'm going to dabble in a bit
of rebellion by hosting a mixer
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while Mom and Dad
are out of town.
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- A "mixer?"
- Uh-huh.
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Is that something less lame than
calling it a "boy/girl party?"
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As if you've ever been to one.
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Hey...
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...I've been to lots of
boy/girl parties.
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Oh, OK. Having Zeke over
and me and Harper walk through
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is not a boy/girl party.
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Hello?
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Excuse me, could you
give me a hand?
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- Shakira?
- Yeah.
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I'm on tour with the Harlem
Globetrotters and our tour bus
broke down.
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And the only way to fix it
is singing a duet with a fan.
Are you a fan?
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- Yeah, no, we're huge fans!
- Really?
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You came at a bad time,
though, 'cause I'm crazy busy
with an egg battle.
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Well, I guess then
it's up to you
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because if I don't sing a duet,
I'm never gonna get
that bus fixed.
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Random.
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[♪ Shakira: Gypsy]
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♪ Broke my heart down the road ♪
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♪ Spent the weekend sewing the pieces back on ♪
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♪ Crayons and dolls pass me by ♪
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♪ Walking gets too boring ♪
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♪ When you learn how to fly ♪
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♪ Not the homecoming kind ♪
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♪ Take the top off ♪
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♪ And who knows what you might find ♪
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♪ Won't confess all my sins ♪
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♪ You can bet I'll try it ♪
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♪ But you can't always win ♪
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♪ 'Cause I'm a gypsy ♪
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♪ Are you coming with me? ♪
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Oh, gosh!
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- Uncle Kelbo?
- Uncle Kelbo!
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[Kelbo] Yes, it's me!
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The responsible adult
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while your parents are away
on their romantic vacation.
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Sister! Brother!
Let's dance!
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Well, that bus
ain't gonna fix itself.
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No, it ain't!
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♪ Well, you know everything's gonna be a breeze ♪
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♪ That the end will no doubt justify the means ♪
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♪ You can fix any problem with the slightest of ease ♪
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♪ Yes, please ♪
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♪ But you might find out it'll go to your head ♪
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♪ When you write a report on a book you never read ♪
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♪ With the snap of your fingers you can make your bed ♪
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♪ That's what I said ♪
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♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can get all you wanted in your wildest dreams ♪
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♪ You might run into trouble if you go to extremes ♪
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♪ Because everything is not what it seems ♪
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♪ Everything is not what it seems ♪
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♪ When you can have what you want by the simplest of means ♪
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♪ Be careful not to mess with the balance of things ♪
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♪ Because everything is not ♪
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♪ What it seems ♪♪
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The best thing about being
International Pop Star Shakira
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is that I get to live
the double life of an
international pop star
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and the weird, freaky,
weird life of myself.
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That's right, I said "weird"
twice, to emphasize "freaky."
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But won't Shakira be upset
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to find out you've been
impersonating her?
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You wanna hear a secret?
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[laughs]
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There is no Shakira!
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I made her up years ago!
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[laughs] Take that, world.
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Wow, wait...
So, Shakira's really you?
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- Mm-hm.
- Do you know how many boys
have been kissing your poster?
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One of them's your brother.
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I do have a problem though
because I keep on
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transforming into Shakira
at the oddest times.
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Last week I was at Curved Lines,
the wizard gym for men,
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and, um, before I knew it,
I was Shakira,
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I had a lot of explaining to do
in the sauna that day.
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Let me guess,
you panicked and flashed out.
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- You really get me.
- Yeah.
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Look, if I get busted
I'm in big trouble.
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There's a strict law about using
magic for fame and fortune.
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It's one of the main
11 wizard rules.
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Hold on,
there are 11 wizard rules?
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My dad said there was just one:
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"What your mother doesn't know
won't hurt her."
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Alex, I so need your help.
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I mean, who does a rule breaker
turn to in a time of need?
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Another rule breaker.
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OK, I'm on it. All right.
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Now, first things first.
We cannot tell Justin.
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He'll just report you
to the Wizard Council.
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Second things second, don't tell
me, 'cause I'm probably gonna
forget and tell Justin.
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OK, we won't tell you.
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Tell me what?
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You're good.
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Invites to my mixer.
Right here. Mixer.
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Huh? Huh? Huh? [groans]
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It's gonna be great,
there'll be people mingling
and... and mixing,
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there'll be a sparkling
fruit beverage. [gasps]
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That's just fancy talk
for punch, Russo.
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Are there gonna be chicks?
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Are there gonna be chicks?
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My friend, it's not called
a "boy/girl party" for nothing.
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"Boy/girl party?"
What, are you nine?
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What I meant was "bubble party."
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MacGruder out.
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Hate to burst your bubble...
party.
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Boop, boop, boop, boop,
beep, beep, beep...
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boop, beep, boop, boop...
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Whoa. Is that Shakira?
MacGruder back in.
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- Shakira?
- No, no, no...
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Justin. It's not actually...
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Um... Shakira's bus broke down.
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- Shakira.
- Apparently he's only
capable of saying...
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Shakira.
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- Shakira!
- See.
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I'll come to your party if
Shakira's going to be there.
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Good question. Shakira?
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I'd love to come to your party.
I love my fans.
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Especially those who
say my name over and over.
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- Shakira, Shakira, Shakira...
- No, no, no! No, um...
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No. Shakira cannot come to
your party. Right, Shakira?
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Oh, no, no. I'm coming.
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Yeah, Uncle Kelbo loves parties.
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Oh look, another random comment
from Max.
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Now I know what you
guys are always talking about.
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Shakira's coming to my mixer!
I've got to tell everyone.
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[Justin] Everybody,
Shakira's coming to my party!
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Well that was
the worst possible thing
you could've done.
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Until we find out
what's causing this,
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you can't show up
at a party.
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You might pop back and forth
between Shakira and Kelbo
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in front of everyone.
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Like that!
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OK, I'm sorry,
I've spent a long time
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creating a reputation
for Shakira
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as someone
who cares about her fans,
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and I'm not gonna
let them down now.
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[Justin] She's gonna
teach me how to dance!
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OK. Let's see...
"uncontrollable transformations.
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See page 685."
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OK. "See page 532."
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OK. "Stop flipping and call
a doctor." What?
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I found something!
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- Wow! Wow!
- Great.
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The tallest mountain
in the wizard world
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contains the world's largest
dwarf mine.
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Great. We just solved
his problem.
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What? Uh...
That's a wizard trivia book.
We didn't solve anything.
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We didn't?
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No. I still feel
kinda weird.
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My eyes are all watery and itchy
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and I still feel like gyrating
in form-fitting Lycra.
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All right, look. I think
we should just go to Justin.
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If he tells the Wizard Council,
so be it,
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I'll just have to face
my magical punishment.
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And what's that?
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Well, they remove your ability
to hold a wand
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by breaking
both of your hands.
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Well, what's magical
about that?
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A dragon does it.
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Oh, Uncle Kelbo, is this the
transformation spell you used
to become Shakira?
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"When you're tired of the same
old story, turn some pages...
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Trash can."
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[Max] What are you guys
staring at?
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Max, you're a trash can.
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And you're a terrible
older sister.
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No, dude,
you really turned yourself
into a rusty trash can.
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Ow!
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What? Oh, this is awesome!
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Every two minutes something
gross and exciting will be
thrown in me.
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Hopefully rotten eggs
for my egg battle.
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Aw, man. It wore off already.
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Wait. Max. You didn't do
a spell to change back?
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Why would I?
I was living the dream.
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Why? Because Kelbo can't control
his transformations either.
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It says here that you can catch
a wizard sickness
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from a spell
that has been contaminated.
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Well, I have been feeling
kinda sick.
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In that weird wizard way,
when you get all gassy,
but it's in your left calf.
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- Right? Ew.
- Wait...
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Itchy, watery eyes,
calf gas,
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uncontrollable transformation...
you're both sick.
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Max, you must have
been infected
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when you used the
transformation spell.
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[Max] Oh no, another infection?
This one better leave a scar.
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Guys! Guess what? OK...
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So, remember how nobody
was coming to my party, right?
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Well, now everybody's coming
to my party because of Shakira.
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It's gonna be one
for the history books.
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OK. Yeah, that's...
That's very funny
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but you better not do that when
the real Shakira's here.
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There is only one Shakira
and I'm her.
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But I can't control
when I turn into her.
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- [gasps]
- So, uh...
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How's your day going?
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Justin, I thought I had
this wizard germ handled,
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but I don't, I need your help.
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Give me one good reason
why I shouldn't go
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straight to the Wizard Council
with this.
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Be... Because I'm family?
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Since when did you ever
start caring about family?
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Hey! Family is important.
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They're the people that have to
be nice to you, no matter what.
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Justin! Justin...
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If you turn Kelbo in, all you're
going to do is remind them
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that you're related
to him. And me.
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Keep talking.
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Look, if you help,
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when I'm 30 and Mom and Dad
kick me out of the house,
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I promise I will not
move in with you
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and your cute
but irritating wife.
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Good. Because Stephanie and I
both agree
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00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:06,125
that it's high time you stopped
bouncing between our guest
bedroom and jail.
242
00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:11,625
And yes, that's right,
her name will be Stephanie.
243
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:15,458
Great. I'm gonna go
cancel the party.
244
00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:16,750
You get to work
finding a cure.
245
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:19,000
OK.
246
00:14:29,250 --> 00:14:30,250
[snaps]
247
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:37,083
All right. Attention please.
Attention.
248
00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:40,000
I have an announcement.
249
00:14:40,000 --> 00:14:44,000
Justin's stupid party
has been cancelled.
250
00:14:44,000 --> 00:14:45,875
- [students groaning]
- [girl] What?
251
00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:47,333
What about Shakira?
252
00:14:49,208 --> 00:14:52,958
Shakira... is gone.
253
00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,500
Because her bus got fixed
254
00:14:56,500 --> 00:14:59,625
and now her tour with the
Harlem Globetrotters can resume.
255
00:14:59,625 --> 00:15:02,750
So, anyone wanting
to see Shakira should just,
256
00:15:02,750 --> 00:15:04,583
well, wake up
and smell the roses.
257
00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:06,458
She's an international
pop star.
258
00:15:06,458 --> 00:15:08,500
Why would she want to come to
a run-down sandwich shop
259
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,083
on the verge of bankruptcy?
260
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:13,000
Why should we trust you?
261
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,958
She's always trying
to pull stuff on us.
262
00:15:14,958 --> 00:15:16,833
[students] Yeah!
263
00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:19,166
That is an excellent question.
264
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:22,291
All right, now I know
I usually can't be trusted...
265
00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:24,708
[students chatter in agreement]
266
00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:30,500
...but, but... this time I'm not
putting one over on you.
267
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:33,875
I'm putting one over on Justin
268
00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:36,833
by getting you
to not go to his party.
269
00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:40,083
- [all] Ah...
- [girl] That makes sense.
270
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:42,125
So you're not
putting one over on us?
271
00:15:42,125 --> 00:15:44,500
Oh, of course not.
272
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:49,500
OK then. You know, It feels good
to be on the inside.
273
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,708
Yeah, no, you are
so on the inside.
274
00:15:51,708 --> 00:15:57,375
- Yeah. MacGruder in... side.
- [Alex] Yeah.
275
00:16:06,625 --> 00:16:10,375
OK, we need to get the germ
out of you guys,
276
00:16:10,375 --> 00:16:13,458
by drinking this smoothie made
of troll liver, dragon tongue,
277
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:16,000
cinnamon and elf eye-boogers.
278
00:16:18,750 --> 00:16:21,583
[wincing] Oh! Eew!
279
00:16:21,583 --> 00:16:23,583
I hate cinnamon.
280
00:16:25,708 --> 00:16:27,416
You know how this is going
to turn out, don't you?
281
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,416
Spit take!
282
00:16:33,416 --> 00:16:35,833
I hate it! I hate it!
I'm not drinking it.
283
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:41,083
[Max] Hey Justin,
just dump mine in me.
284
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,250
No, no, no, wait, wait!
285
00:16:43,250 --> 00:16:47,291
Drink it, then spit it in me.
Like a mommy bird.
286
00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:03,000
All right. Nobody make fun
of my big can.
287
00:17:04,583 --> 00:17:06,708
The smoothie
only worked halfway.
288
00:17:06,708 --> 00:17:09,000
Well, I don't think
I should drink any of that.
289
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:13,416
You don't want to see
Shakira's head ruin this body.
290
00:17:16,625 --> 00:17:19,250
Sorry, people.
Party cancelled.
291
00:17:19,250 --> 00:17:21,958
No sense hanging around.
Move it along.
292
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,583
- Wait. That's Shakira!
- [all] What?
293
00:17:24,583 --> 00:17:26,458
Nobody on this block
is that hot.
294
00:17:26,458 --> 00:17:28,250
Come on everybody!
Shakira's here!
295
00:17:28,250 --> 00:17:30,291
I'm gonna stare at her
'til I'm arrested!
296
00:17:30,291 --> 00:17:32,000
Wait, no!
297
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,708
No. That's just one of those
crazy dancing balloons
298
00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:38,708
that gets you to come into
the restaurant and you...
don't fall for it!
299
00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:41,708
[Alex] Wait.
300
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,708
Alex, Uncle Kelbo's upstairs.
301
00:17:44,708 --> 00:17:46,583
You were supposed to
get rid of everyone.
302
00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:48,833
They saw Shakira and they're not
gonna leave until they see her.
303
00:17:48,833 --> 00:17:51,958
She's must be up there.
Shakira, come down,
304
00:17:51,958 --> 00:17:53,833
- or we're coming up!
- No!
305
00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:58,250
- What are we gonna do?
- OK, well...
306
00:17:58,250 --> 00:18:00,375
We have no choice. We gotta
give 'em what they want.
307
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:03,333
OK, so we'll show them
Shakira and then they'll leave.
308
00:18:03,333 --> 00:18:06,625
OK, all right, people.
Calm down.
309
00:18:06,625 --> 00:18:09,500
Shakira's not gonna come down
unless you behave yourselves.
310
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:12,333
That's exactly right.
She's on a tight schedule.
311
00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:15,000
She's gonna make an appearance
and then she's gonna leave.
312
00:18:16,375 --> 00:18:19,625
Shakira, are you up there?!
313
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:21,125
[Shakira]
Yeah, it's me!
314
00:18:22,875 --> 00:18:26,125
[Kelbo]
Uh, wait a second...
315
00:18:27,250 --> 00:18:29,625
[Shakira]
Never mind. I'm back.
316
00:18:29,625 --> 00:18:32,875
OK, OK. Well, come down here
and meet your fans. Quickly.
317
00:18:32,875 --> 00:18:36,583
Because you're on a tight
schedule that could change
at any moment.
318
00:18:39,166 --> 00:18:42,333
[kids cheering]
319
00:18:43,708 --> 00:18:45,500
I love New York City!
320
00:18:45,500 --> 00:18:47,708
That's where we live, Shakira!
321
00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:48,708
That's right.
322
00:18:48,708 --> 00:18:50,416
All right. Thank you, Shakira.
323
00:18:50,416 --> 00:18:52,083
I hope everybody had
a great time. Goodbye!
324
00:18:52,083 --> 00:18:54,416
[dance music plays]
325
00:18:54,416 --> 00:18:57,750
Wait. I'm International Pop
Star Shakira and I must dance.
326
00:18:57,750 --> 00:19:00,750
- Uh! No!
- Shakira!
327
00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:02,958
- Shakira, dance back upstairs!
- Shakira!
328
00:19:02,958 --> 00:19:06,291
- Shakira, no!
- Shakira, wait, wait...
329
00:19:06,291 --> 00:19:07,958
- Shakira!
- Maybe if we say it in Spanish.
330
00:19:07,958 --> 00:19:11,708
- [Spanish accent] Shakira!
- [Spanish accent] Shakira!
331
00:19:13,500 --> 00:19:17,000
Jerry, our kids are having
a party while we're gone.
332
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,000
With Shakira.
333
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:20,625
Let's dance.
334
00:19:36,125 --> 00:19:38,458
What happened to Shakira?
335
00:19:38,458 --> 00:19:41,333
Yeah, what happened to Shakira?
336
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,958
Oh...
337
00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:53,750
What's going on here?
338
00:19:53,750 --> 00:19:56,500
I was fine with spontaneously
dancing with Shakira.
339
00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,583
But now that I know it's Kelbo,
340
00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:00,833
[groans] I'm very
disappointed in all of you.
341
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,583
It... It's Justin's party.
342
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:06,375
Alex.
343
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:09,291
It was Dad's idea
to leave us with Kelbo.
344
00:20:09,291 --> 00:20:12,583
Which was totally misguided
and I apologize.
345
00:20:12,583 --> 00:20:16,166
Wizard rule number one:
Thou shall not expose magic
to non-wizards.
346
00:20:16,166 --> 00:20:19,500
You know what's worse than Kelbo
breaking wizard rule number one?
347
00:20:19,500 --> 00:20:21,291
Me breaking
wizard rule number one.
348
00:20:21,291 --> 00:20:24,583
I'm too young to have my
hands broken. There's
so much I want to build.
349
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:29,750
Great.
350
00:20:31,583 --> 00:20:32,583
Follow me.
351
00:20:34,125 --> 00:20:36,208
OK, uh... Everybody,
352
00:20:36,208 --> 00:20:37,708
There's been a mistake.
353
00:20:37,708 --> 00:20:40,000
You all thought that Shakira
was coming to the party,
354
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:45,833
but actually it's a "Come as
Shakira to the Party" Party.
355
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,166
Yeah.
356
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:52,958
You can hardly tell
the difference, huh?
357
00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,708
MacGruder and crowd out.
358
00:20:58,208 --> 00:21:02,166
Great, MacGruder just left.
What are we doing?
359
00:21:03,375 --> 00:21:05,583
I think I understand
what was going on here
360
00:21:05,583 --> 00:21:07,416
and I'm not happy about it.
361
00:21:07,416 --> 00:21:08,500
Hey, guys.
362
00:21:10,333 --> 00:21:13,291
Is it... Is it
family picture day already?
363
00:21:18,166 --> 00:21:21,000
OK, I have no idea
what's going on here.
364
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,625
[dance music plays]
365
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:35,458
Alex, before I leave,
we need to make a prank call.
366
00:21:35,458 --> 00:21:37,583
Well, you must be
feeling better.
367
00:21:37,583 --> 00:21:39,458
Oh, so much better.
368
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:42,708
You know,
all that smoothie needed was
a little more eye-booger,
369
00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:46,375
It was fantastic and it got rid
of that horrible cinnamon taste.
370
00:21:46,375 --> 00:21:50,125
Beep, beep, boop, boop,
boop, boop, beep, boop.
371
00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:52,250
Boopy doopy doop.
372
00:21:55,625 --> 00:21:57,583
[with accent]
Hello, Justin Russo?
373
00:21:57,583 --> 00:22:01,166
This is Professor Lotion
from the Wizard Council.
374
00:22:01,166 --> 00:22:05,750
We've received reports that you
have been breaking sacred wizard
rules.
375
00:22:05,750 --> 00:22:07,875
Please hold for vice-chairman.
376
00:22:11,500 --> 00:22:14,875
[English accent] Hello.
This is Vice-Chairman
Higglebottom.
377
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,166
We're coming over
to break your hands.
378
00:22:19,125 --> 00:22:20,708
Hey guys, what's going on?
379
00:22:20,708 --> 00:22:21,875
You're not gonna believe
what we just...
380
00:22:21,875 --> 00:22:23,875
Run!
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