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**
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[ Sniffs ]
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Whoa! For once I come in here
and something smells good.
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[ Laughs ]
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It's Beverly Rose's
first day of kindergarten.
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I wanted to do
something special,
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so I'm making her
Cap'n Crunch pancakes
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with whipped cream
and strawberries on top.
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Good idea.
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Get her jacked up
on sugar here
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then hand her off
to her teacher.
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Where's the pack
of frozen strawberries?
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Oh, I was using it
as a cold pack in bed
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for my sore shoulder.
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If you need a cold pack,
use the frozen broccoli!
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That's the only reason
we buy it.
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I don't like having broccoli
that close to my mouth,
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but okay.
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So, the big day
is finally here.
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I have a little present
for Beverly Rose.
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Oh, my gosh. You're giving her
a pencil case.
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Yeah. It's my old one. See?
It says, "Trust no one."
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Wow. You looking
to hit on the teacher?
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'Cause that
car-wash perfume says,
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"Buy me a sandwich
and I'm yours."
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No. I just want to make
a good impression on him.
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And if he's rich
and single
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and only teaching
to ease his guilt
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about the money,
that's a bonus.
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Okay.
So you're sucking up.
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You know that sends a message
to your kid, right?
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There is nothing wrong with
trying to be the teacher's pet.
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You gotta work the system
to succeed.
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Is that why you always
dressed like your teacher
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when you were a kid?
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First of all, I look great
in knit separates.
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And it worked.
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She loved me so much,
I doubled my wardrobe
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after her husband left her
and her new love became pie.
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When's Beverly Rose
coming up?
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I'm here to document
the big day.
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Aww! That's so sweet!
Yeah.
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I want her to have good memories
of her first day of school.
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My mom said
I was too plain to like,
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so she told me
to put on a skirt,
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climb up to the top
of the jungle gym,
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and, that way,
at least I'd be popular
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with the boys
on the bottom.
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But it didn't work,
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so she made sure
I had a wad of dollar bills
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I could pass out
so the boys would talk to me.
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So it was like the opposite
of being a striper.
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You showed them your underwear
and gave them money.
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You are correct!
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I'm putting a note
in Beverly Rose's lunch.
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Aww.
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I made sandwich
in the shape of a heart.
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Tell me
if this is too much.
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[Voice breaking]
"When you eat this,
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my heart will be
in your tummy all day."
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[ Camera whirs ]
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You know,
I knew this would be
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a really emotional morning
for you...
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[ Jackie laughs ]
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...so I cleared
my schedule
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so I could ride with you
to school for support.
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You're just trying
to co-opt my moment.
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I'm prepared for today.
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Oh, my God!
You're really going?!
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I'm not gonna see you
till noon!
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I knew this would happen.
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[ Camera whirs ]
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So, just off the top of my head,
you want a ride?
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[Crying] Yeah.
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**
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**
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-- Captions by VITA --
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[ Humming ]
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[ Chuckles ]
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Ooh! Man.
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Gah! Unh!
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Aah! Unh!
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You know, they sell
ketchup in stores.
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You don't have to
make your own.
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Don't make fun
of the guy
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holding
the skillet.
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I'm almost old enough
to kill you
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and not care about
doing the time.
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But you'd have to kill me
with your left hand,
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which I don't think
you can do.
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So, I see your bursitis
is still acting up.
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It'll be fine.
Fine?
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A tomato just beat you
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in a fight, old man.
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You know, I might be able
to help you out there.
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I've had some training
in Reiki,
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and they say that I have
healing powers.
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[ Chuckles ]
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You're not gonna touch me,
are you?
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No, no. I'll just --
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My hands will just hover
over the area where it hurts,
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and then I'll use my energy
to remove the blockage
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and so the healing
can take place naturally.
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Okay, but no touching!
No, no.
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No, you just close your eyes
and try and relax.
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Alright.
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Now, my hands are just
applying the vibration.
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Right there. Okay. So...
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Here we go. Hm.
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[ Humming Reiki chant ]
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Fbpht!
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[ Humming Reiki chant ]
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Fbpht!
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[ Chuckling ] Wow! Whoa!
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[ Laughs ]
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Anything?
No.
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No?
Allow it in, Dan.
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I'm allowing it,
Jackie!
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Skepticism is
the barrier to health.
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Alright.
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So...I'm just
gonna have to extend
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the frequency of my energy
and dig a little deeper.
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You're not gonna
touch me though, right?
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No, you big baby.
I'm not gonna touch you.
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Hey, guys.
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[ Screams ]
Ow! You touched me!
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What are you freaks
doing?!
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Your grandfather is suffering
from severe bursitis
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in his shoulder,
and I'm just trying to heal him.
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I don't know why you boomers
are waving your hands around
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when you could just
smoke some weed.
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I do it every morning to
loosen up before I exercise.
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Then I don't end up
exercising
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and I just watch TikToks
of people falling down.
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But I still feel great.
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He doesn't need
more drugs.
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No, his old veins, they can
barely transport the blood.
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And knock it off
with the old-guy stuff.
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I used to smoke weed
in high school
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when I hurt myself
playing football.
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I kinda forgot about it
'cause I used to smoke weed
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in high school when I hurt
myself playing football.
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Yeah. That was then.
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Now you drink like a fish.
You eat like crap.
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You don't need to throw
any more trash
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onto that landfill
you call a body.
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Well, the weed today
isn't trash.
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You can walk
into a dispensary
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and get carefully
cultivated stuff.
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It might help your pain,
Grandpa.
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We're going
to the weed store.
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Jackie:
Oh, great. Yeah.
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I'm going with ya.
'Cause you're gonna need
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somebody from the streets
who can speak the lingo.
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Oh, that'd be nice,
but I think Snoop Dogg's busy
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making cupcakes
with Martha Stewart.
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I was talking about me.
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You haven't even taken a toke
of the jazz cabbage,
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you can't follow
a simple conversation.
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**
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Okay, Littles,
now, what is this shape?
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Triangle.
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Thank you,
Beverly Rose.
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And this is a...
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Rectangle.
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She's kind of a chip
off the old block.
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Don't let the spaghetti stains
fool you.
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Honors Society.
Three years running.
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Massive underachiever.
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And I really hope
we can hear
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from some of the other kids
tomorrow.
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Clean-up time!
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Beverly Rose's mom,
can I speak to you for a second?
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I know what
you're gonna say.
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Beverly Rose
does seem to be
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mopping the floors
with these kids.
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But it's not a contest.
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She's clearly very bright.
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I know.
And vocal.
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Maybe too vocal.
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I'm sorry?
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This is supposed to be
a time for the Littles
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to not only learn,
but to gain some self-esteem.
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But Beverly Rose isn't giving
any of the other kids a chance.
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She only feels free
to talk
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because you have created
such a safe environment.
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And that is a testament
to your teaching.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
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Teacher of the Year.
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Unfortunately,
I've had to move
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Beverly Rose's clothespin
from green to yellow.
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Whether or not they turn it
around is all about the parent.
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Oh. Wow. Okay.
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Well, you are looking
at a parent
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who is great
at turning things around.
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By the way,
love the knit separates.
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I am so proud of you
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for having such a good
first day of school.
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I answered
all the questions.
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Yes, you did.
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And that's what
we're gonna talk about.
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Even if you know
all the answers,
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it might be nice to give
the other kids a chance.
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But it takes so long
for them to answer.
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And then they do it wrong!
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Well, it's okay
to be wrong.
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They can't help it
if they're not as smart as you.
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That's what I told them
so they wouldn't feel bad.
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If you don't let
the other kids answer,
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your clothespin
is gonna stay on yellow.
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And we don't want that.
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You are a green clothespin
daughter.
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And I am a green clothespin
mommy!
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Okay.
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Okay. I gotta get back
to The Lunch Box.
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Which is evidently
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what a green clothespin
gets you in life.
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I have boobs and blond hair,
and that just kills you.
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Did you ever get
a yellow clothespin?
[ Door opens ]
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Uh, well, I passed
through yellow...
[ Door closes ]
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...on my way
to permanent red.
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Does it bother you that
you got a yellow clothespin?
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I guess so.
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But...?
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I like knowing
all the answers.
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Well, then
you keep answering.
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And if somebody tells you
to stop, you do it louder.
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Look, I love your mom
like a sister, but...
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...the clothespin thing
is just a scam.
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I mean, you don't feel like
you did anything wrong, do you?
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No, but when I say
too many answers,
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I don't get to go
to the prize bucket.
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Well, the prize
is knowing that you rock
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and those other kids
are losers.
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Now, speaking of losers,
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you want to sit in
on a meeting
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of a bunch of really pathetic
green-clothespin people?
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Oh!
I wasn't muted.
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**
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Whoa.
Look at all this.
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It's like Seth Rogen
and Willy Wonka had a baby.
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Kinda sad.
It's so corporate.
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There was something sweet
about buying drugs in the park.
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-Can I help you?
-Easy, slick!
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He may look like
a decrepit old fool,
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but he's got me with him,
'cause he is.
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I just need something
for pain.
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The pain of living
in an unjust world
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where the planet's
burning up
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and we're losing our rights
to fascist rule?
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Or, like, a hurt foot?
252
00:11:01,695 --> 00:11:04,297
The foot one,
but it's in my shoulder.
Yeah.
253
00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:06,166
I used to smoke a little
in high school.
254
00:11:06,199 --> 00:11:09,336
Oh, yeah, we both did.
A couple of hopheads, yeah.
255
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:10,904
And I tell you,
we didn't get our grass
256
00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,706
from some doobie warehouse
like you softies.
257
00:11:12,740 --> 00:11:14,507
We had to go to the other side
of the tracks
258
00:11:14,541 --> 00:11:15,909
to see the doodah man!
259
00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:21,314
I've tried a lot of stuff
with CBD in it,
260
00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,516
and it just doesn't seem
to be helping.
261
00:11:23,550 --> 00:11:24,918
You're a pretty big guy.
262
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:26,519
I think you can handle
some strong flower.
263
00:11:27,855 --> 00:11:29,156
This is Nightmare.
264
00:11:29,189 --> 00:11:31,992
It's, uh, very high in THC.
265
00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,761
Or there's this one.
266
00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:34,962
It's called Brain Bleed.
267
00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:38,766
It's strong, but you can
play tennis on it.
268
00:11:40,133 --> 00:11:43,536
I just need something where
I can't feel my shoulder.
269
00:11:43,570 --> 00:11:45,705
This one's called
I Can't Feel My Face, but...
270
00:11:47,074 --> 00:11:48,341
...it'll probably work
on the shoulder.
271
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,576
Do you want gummies
or flower?
272
00:11:49,609 --> 00:11:51,078
Candy!
273
00:11:51,111 --> 00:11:53,013
Okay.
That will be $40.
274
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,381
Holy crap.
40 bucks.
275
00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:56,349
Don't you have a barrel
where he can just bag
276
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:58,285
a couple of loose ones?
277
00:11:58,318 --> 00:11:59,753
Sorry, ma'am.
This isn't taffy,
278
00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:03,090
and this isn't Coney Island
in the '30s.
279
00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:04,892
Listen,
Harry Pothead.
280
00:12:06,659 --> 00:12:09,129
I've destroyed
more opportunities with drugs
281
00:12:09,162 --> 00:12:10,898
than you'll ever
hope to.
282
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,938
Oh, dude,
you gotta be high.
283
00:12:19,506 --> 00:12:22,709
**
284
00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,411
Beverly Rose, go downstairs
and wash your hands
285
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,714
and I'll make you
a snack, okay?
286
00:12:27,747 --> 00:12:29,082
We need to talk.
287
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,819
Alright. Fine.
Hang on. I'm at work.
288
00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,655
I agree
with what Anne said.
289
00:12:35,688 --> 00:12:37,024
[ Keyboard clicks ]
290
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,294
Go.
291
00:12:41,328 --> 00:12:42,896
When I picked up
Beverly Rose,
292
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:44,397
her teacher said
that she was
293
00:12:44,431 --> 00:12:47,267
twice as aggressive
as she was yesterday.
294
00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,402
"Aggressive"
or "assertive"?
295
00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:51,271
'Cause there's
a big difference.
296
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:53,606
Before, she was just answering
all the questions.
297
00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,776
Now she's actively calling
out the kids for being dumb.
298
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:01,614
And when her teacher threatened
to give her a red clothespin,
299
00:13:01,648 --> 00:13:03,050
she said it was a scam!
300
00:13:05,452 --> 00:13:07,520
Well, that is very perceptive
for a 5-year-old,
301
00:13:07,554 --> 00:13:09,756
and you should be proud.
302
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:11,358
You told her that!
303
00:13:11,391 --> 00:13:13,426
She asked me if I ever got
a yellow clothespin.
304
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,328
And she asked me 'cause
she didn't understand
305
00:13:15,362 --> 00:13:17,297
why she was in trouble
for being smart.
306
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,932
All I told her
was to be herself.
307
00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,367
It was none
of your business.
308
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:21,768
You should have
stayed out of it.
309
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,137
Well, Beverly Rose shouldn't
have to hide her light.
310
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,939
You want her playing stupid
all her life
311
00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,540
just so people like her?
312
00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,677
It's not playing stupid.
It's being strategic.
313
00:13:30,710 --> 00:13:33,280
Angry little ball-busters
who alienate everybody
314
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:36,049
don't get rewarded
in school, Darlene.
315
00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,852
Uh, they made me
crossing guard, Becky!
316
00:13:40,753 --> 00:13:42,689
Yeah, on the most
dangerous street
317
00:13:42,722 --> 00:13:44,925
the farthest away
from the school!
318
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:49,829
Don't you wonder why they never
gave you the reflective vest?
319
00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,101
They told me
they ran out of them!
320
00:13:57,337 --> 00:14:00,007
Asking Beverly Rose not
to answer is wrong, Becky.
321
00:14:00,040 --> 00:14:02,009
No, it's not.
She needs to learn
322
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,044
how to get along with people
in the real world.
323
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,479
Get along
or know her place?
324
00:14:06,513 --> 00:14:08,648
I cannot believe
you didn't defend her.
325
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,517
You know, Mom had her problems,
but she would have
326
00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:12,752
gone down there and ripped
that teacher's head off.
327
00:14:12,785 --> 00:14:14,888
Yeah, and then you're the kid
with the crazy mom.
328
00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:17,090
How'd you like that?
329
00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:19,993
Well, I wanted to crawl into
a hole while she was doing it,
330
00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:22,229
but it made me feel protected
and more confident,
331
00:14:22,262 --> 00:14:24,231
and that made me stronger.
332
00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,099
You have to think about what
kind of person you're teaching
333
00:14:26,133 --> 00:14:27,867
Beverly Rose
to become.
334
00:14:27,901 --> 00:14:31,404
Yeah, you want her to be less
like me and more like you,
335
00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:33,373
and that's
the last thing I want.
336
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:36,009
Oh, really? You think it's
better for her to be like you?
337
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,011
You were so anxious
to please
338
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,613
that you gave up your education
and your family
339
00:14:40,647 --> 00:14:43,516
so that you could move
with Mark to Minnesota!
340
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:46,219
Wow. You have nothing else
to say to me.
341
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,487
Get out of my face!
342
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:51,358
You know, maybe if you were
easier to get along with,
343
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,393
they wouldn't make you
work at home!
344
00:14:54,794 --> 00:14:57,630
They don't make me!
It's my option!
345
00:14:57,664 --> 00:15:01,134
**
346
00:15:03,503 --> 00:15:04,604
[ Door closes ]
347
00:15:05,939 --> 00:15:07,307
What's going on?
[Meekly] Nothin'.
348
00:15:09,809 --> 00:15:12,812
Okay. How many gummies
did you take?
349
00:15:12,845 --> 00:15:14,114
I don't know.
350
00:15:14,147 --> 00:15:17,150
I took one,
and it didn't work,
351
00:15:17,184 --> 00:15:18,585
so I took a second one.
352
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,387
Then the first one
kicked in,
353
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,455
then I got hungry
and I took a third one.
354
00:15:25,092 --> 00:15:26,593
Don't ever take
the third one.
355
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,261
Okay.
356
00:15:28,295 --> 00:15:30,063
You're gonna sit down
on the couch right here,
357
00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,965
and everything's
gonna be fine.
358
00:15:31,999 --> 00:15:33,700
I can't walk.
Huh?
359
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:36,636
My feet
are on the wrong feet.
360
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:40,907
You mean
they're not your feet?
361
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:43,610
No. What's wrong with you?
Of course they're my feet!
362
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:46,079
They're on the wrong legs! They
don't want to walk together!
363
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,514
Okay, well,
I can help you with that.
364
00:15:47,547 --> 00:15:49,349
I can just
switch them back.
365
00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:52,485
[ Speaks gibberish ]
They're all back! Okay?
366
00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,821
Now let's go...
[ Chuckles ]
367
00:15:54,854 --> 00:15:56,189
Go over to the couch.
368
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,091
[ Shouts gibberish ]
369
00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,326
[ Shouts gibberish ]
370
00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:00,360
[ Laughs ]
371
00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,629
Lie down.
372
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,831
Ohh. Ahh.
How long were we walking?
373
00:16:04,864 --> 00:16:06,333
For like an hour, right?
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
374
00:16:08,468 --> 00:16:10,370
Oh, God. You guys
got the edibles, huh?
375
00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:11,704
Yeah.
376
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:14,341
It's not candy, children!
Get him some carbs!
377
00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:16,876
Yeah.
Hey.
378
00:16:16,909 --> 00:16:18,811
Uh, let's put something
on the TV for you, yeah?
379
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:21,248
Something soothing
and familiar.
380
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:23,683
[ Crowd cheering ]
381
00:16:23,716 --> 00:16:25,685
Go back.
Go back to the first one.
382
00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:27,220
That's the screensaver.
383
00:16:27,254 --> 00:16:29,289
Stay there.
384
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:31,024
Okay.
Don't tell me how it ends.
385
00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:33,293
**
386
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:36,563
And which one of my Littles
knows what animal this is?
387
00:16:36,596 --> 00:16:37,730
A dog.
388
00:16:37,764 --> 00:16:39,732
Good try.
389
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:41,568
Look at the picture.
Read the word.
390
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:42,569
What does it say?
391
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:43,736
Dog.
392
00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:50,110
Okay, everyone. Good job.
See you tomorrow.
393
00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:54,081
Hey, sweetie.
How was your day?
394
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,349
We've got a green
clothespin now.
395
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,917
That's great!
396
00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,652
I didn't talk all day,
397
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:03,056
and the teacher said
that was a good thing.
398
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,757
Wait.
You didn't talk at all?
399
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:08,895
No, even when I knew all
the answers, like you said.
400
00:17:08,928 --> 00:17:11,064
It was really hard.
401
00:17:11,098 --> 00:17:12,832
And now the teacher
likes me,
402
00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:16,002
and I got a yo-yo
from the prize bucket.
403
00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:19,038
Well, there's
a Pavlovian nightmare.
404
00:17:19,072 --> 00:17:22,008
Honey, wait for me
in the hall, okay?
405
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,743
Oh, hi, Becky!
406
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:26,546
All my Littles got to talk today
and it was a much better day.
407
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:30,183
Beverly Rose participated
in a non-disruptive way.
408
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:31,851
What do you mean
"participated"?
409
00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:34,087
She just sat there
shut down all day.
410
00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:37,290
Oh, no. She was a very lively
listener and observer today.
411
00:17:37,324 --> 00:17:39,426
Good job, Mom!
412
00:17:39,459 --> 00:17:41,194
Is that what we're
raising here --
413
00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,231
girls who are good little
listeners and observers?
414
00:17:44,264 --> 00:17:47,100
You're also teaching her that
if she shows how smart she is,
415
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:49,068
she'll get punished!
416
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:51,871
She's learning from you right
now that she should be a woman
417
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,141
who keeps quiet
in the board meeting
418
00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,876
even if the CEO
is calling a cat a dog!
419
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,411
And I'll tell you
another thing.
420
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:00,213
I don't give a damn
whether you think
421
00:18:00,247 --> 00:18:02,215
I'm a good mom or not.
422
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:05,252
My kid will decide that
with her therapist in 20 years.
423
00:18:06,986 --> 00:18:10,923
But right now she is going
to answer whenever she wants,
424
00:18:10,957 --> 00:18:13,293
and you will deal with it.
425
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,494
Oh, my God.
426
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,364
I just realized you're
one of those Conners.
427
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,134
I remember your mom coming
into my third-grade class
428
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:22,769
and losing it
on the teacher
429
00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:26,273
because your sister Darlene
got a "D" on her diorama.
430
00:18:26,306 --> 00:18:28,775
She said, "How could
she get a 'D' on it
431
00:18:28,808 --> 00:18:32,612
when Becky got an 'A' on it
when she turned it in?"
432
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:36,249
Oh, yeah, you're right.
You just got Conner-ed!
433
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:38,084
And the apple doesn't fall
far from the tree,
434
00:18:38,117 --> 00:18:40,353
so buckle up, buttercup!
435
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:43,190
**
436
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:45,592
Hey.
How ya feeling?
437
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,160
Well, the pain's back.
438
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,361
Maybe I gotta face the fact
439
00:18:48,395 --> 00:18:52,865
that at my age
pains just don't go away.
440
00:18:52,899 --> 00:18:56,035
You really just didn't know
that you're old?
441
00:18:57,504 --> 00:18:59,339
No, when I wake up
in the morning
442
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:02,642
I'm still the same guy playing
football in high school.
443
00:19:02,675 --> 00:19:04,311
Then when I try
to get out of bed,
444
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,712
there's a lot of
rocking and screaming
445
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,348
until I get the momentum
to stand on my feet.
446
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,016
It's a shame because
it sounds like
447
00:19:10,049 --> 00:19:11,451
the weed worked
for the pain.
448
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,320
You could pick a strain
that's not too strong
449
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,654
and grow it yourself.
450
00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:17,156
You already own a water bed.
It's the next logical step.
451
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:19,392
And I'd save
40 bucks a week.
452
00:19:19,426 --> 00:19:21,394
Well, you could grow it
in your closet.
453
00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:23,863
I'll show you how.
454
00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:27,234
Yes, I could move all my tuxedos
and cashmere driving coats
455
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:29,869
to the washing machine
in the driveway.
456
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:32,805
Okay.
Let's do it.
457
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,508
Would ya like to grow drugs
with your old grandpa?
458
00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:36,909
[ Chuckles ]
459
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:39,078
Aw, shucks, Grandpa.
That'd be swell.
460
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,614
Hee-hee-hee!
461
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:45,418
Go ahead and eat that
in the kitchen, hon.
462
00:19:45,452 --> 00:19:48,555
But don't let Grandpa see it,
or the clogged artery monster
463
00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,323
will come and get him
in the night!
464
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,725
Okay.
465
00:19:52,759 --> 00:19:54,494
Ice-cream cone
right before dinner?
[ Door closes ]
466
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:55,695
Bad day, Mom?
467
00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:57,697
Horrible.
468
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,132
I found out Darlene
was right about something.
469
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:04,237
And now I'm putting down
my phone.
470
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,574
You had a point.
471
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:10,277
I didn't listen.
472
00:20:10,310 --> 00:20:13,012
I was so anxious
to please the teacher,
473
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:16,048
I made Beverly Rose
scared to talk.
474
00:20:16,082 --> 00:20:17,884
Oh, well, you don't
have to apologize.
475
00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,886
I didn't apologize.
I said you were right.
476
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,557
Well, I shouldn't have
gotten involved.
477
00:20:24,591 --> 00:20:26,426
You know what I think
you both learned?
478
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:29,529
Is that Beverly Rose
shouldn't be you or you.
479
00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:31,931
She'll figure out who
she's supposed to be -- me.
480
00:20:34,601 --> 00:20:37,069
Yeah, if you strip away all
the layers of self-loathing.
481
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,707
And the crazy that
chills you to the bone,
482
00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:41,974
you have...
483
00:20:42,008 --> 00:20:43,576
A shirt and a haircut
that belong
484
00:20:43,610 --> 00:20:45,545
on a sculpture
in New Mexico?
485
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:48,615
[ Humming Reiki chant ]
Fbpht!
486
00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:50,450
[ Humming Reiki chant ]
Fbpht!
487
00:20:52,685 --> 00:20:55,087
**
488
00:20:57,957 --> 00:21:00,393
Grandpa, I brought you
an ice-cream sandwich.
489
00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:02,995
I want to see the clogged
artery monster come and get you.
490
00:21:03,029 --> 00:21:04,597
Where did you hear that?
491
00:21:04,631 --> 00:21:07,500
Mommy, Aunt Jackie,
Aunt Darlene.
492
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,602
Were they
planning something?
493
00:21:09,636 --> 00:21:11,170
Because if they were
hoping to see
494
00:21:11,203 --> 00:21:13,573
the term life insurance
monster,
495
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,809
I transformed him into
a mortgage payment monster
496
00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:19,078
and a new sewer line!
497
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:21,448
[Gravelly] And now
I'm a new kind of monster.
498
00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,916
Give me that
ice-cream sandwich!
499
00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:26,118
And you're awful sweet.
I'm gonna eat you up, too!
500
00:21:26,152 --> 00:21:27,487
[ Beverly Rose squealing,
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