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I got it. 14 00:01:40,913 --> 00:01:41,982 I got it. 15 00:01:59,584 --> 00:02:01,154 I don’t know wha-what I’m supposed to do 16 00:02:01,154 --> 00:02:02,356 with all this stuff. 17 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:06,531 Is there anything you think you’d wanna keep? 18 00:02:11,908 --> 00:02:13,011 No. 19 00:02:14,514 --> 00:02:15,783 [Sydney] Mmm. 20 00:02:16,618 --> 00:02:17,954 You just gotta donate it. 21 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:23,866 Thanks again for helping. 22 00:02:24,601 --> 00:02:25,736 Yeah, of course. 23 00:02:29,243 --> 00:02:32,482 Um, you know, we never really got to talk about-- 24 00:02:32,482 --> 00:02:33,786 It’s-- It’s-- Stop. 25 00:02:33,919 --> 00:02:35,824 - It’s-- It’s fine. - No, no, I do. 26 00:02:35,824 --> 00:02:38,596 I just wanna say I’m really sorry. 27 00:02:38,596 --> 00:02:41,501 I made things weird, and I’m sorry about that. 28 00:02:44,039 --> 00:02:45,141 Um. 29 00:02:46,611 --> 00:02:50,219 Uh, did you talk to your dad yet or... 30 00:02:50,485 --> 00:02:51,588 No. 31 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:53,191 Yeah. 32 00:02:54,494 --> 00:02:56,732 When’s the last time you even... 33 00:02:57,265 --> 00:02:58,468 Hmm, no idea. 34 00:02:59,537 --> 00:03:01,608 Yeah. No, he never really helped with anything. 35 00:03:01,808 --> 00:03:03,144 He never really helped her. 36 00:03:03,144 --> 00:03:05,817 Like, with her illness or... 37 00:03:06,016 --> 00:03:07,653 Nothing, anything at all. 38 00:03:08,354 --> 00:03:09,958 Um. 39 00:03:09,958 --> 00:03:13,064 I don’t really know him, and sometimes it makes me feel bad. 40 00:03:13,899 --> 00:03:15,001 Why? 41 00:03:16,036 --> 00:03:17,974 ’Cause I never wanted to know him. 42 00:03:18,675 --> 00:03:20,111 I always relied on my mom. 43 00:03:20,111 --> 00:03:21,280 [Sydney] Mmm. 44 00:03:23,151 --> 00:03:24,387 It’s scary. 45 00:03:24,654 --> 00:03:25,456 Like, 46 00:03:25,656 --> 00:03:28,896 just relying on a person. 47 00:03:32,637 --> 00:03:33,939 You rely on your dad? 48 00:03:35,041 --> 00:03:36,043 Yeah. 49 00:03:36,043 --> 00:03:37,212 He loves it. 50 00:03:37,780 --> 00:03:38,616 How do you know? 51 00:03:38,816 --> 00:03:40,753 Mmm. You could just tell. 52 00:03:43,592 --> 00:03:46,965 He’s always, like, ten minutes early to everything. 53 00:03:47,099 --> 00:03:48,703 Yeah, you’re always ten minutes early. 54 00:03:48,836 --> 00:03:50,607 Well, yeah, I mean, that makes sense. 55 00:03:50,706 --> 00:03:53,111 - I’m-- I’m related to him, so... - Mm-hmm. 56 00:03:53,111 --> 00:03:54,280 Hmm. [chuckles] 57 00:03:54,981 --> 00:03:57,086 - [chuckles] - I’ve tried before. 58 00:03:57,086 --> 00:03:58,387 To be late. 59 00:03:58,689 --> 00:04:00,560 Like, actively, and I-- I don’t know what happens. 60 00:04:00,659 --> 00:04:04,066 - It-- I end up coming earlier. - You are unwell. 61 00:04:04,066 --> 00:04:06,337 Well, yes, of course. But you are also unwell. 62 00:04:06,337 --> 00:04:07,774 Yeah. We’re both unwell. 63 00:04:07,774 --> 00:04:11,615 And we’re both members of an elite club. 64 00:04:12,617 --> 00:04:14,854 - Mmm. - Dead Mom Club. Welcome. 65 00:04:16,090 --> 00:04:19,096 Have you not gotten your membership in the mail yet? 66 00:04:19,864 --> 00:04:21,802 Not yet, but-- Maybe it’s-- 67 00:04:21,802 --> 00:04:23,204 Maybe it’s coming today. I don’t know. 68 00:04:23,204 --> 00:04:27,847 We meet in the dankest church basement possible, 69 00:04:27,847 --> 00:04:28,982 just that we can find. 70 00:04:28,982 --> 00:04:31,087 And, um, dues are bimonthly... 71 00:04:31,253 --> 00:04:32,355 - Mm-hmm? - ...which is really nice. 72 00:04:32,355 --> 00:04:33,559 You know a lot. What are you? 73 00:04:33,692 --> 00:04:34,928 The president of the Dead Moms Club? 74 00:04:35,061 --> 00:04:36,765 No, but I take minutes at the meetings. 75 00:04:36,865 --> 00:04:39,904 - That tracks. - I know. I’m very organized. 76 00:04:45,983 --> 00:04:47,854 I wish she got to try the food. 77 00:04:54,734 --> 00:04:56,103 She would have loved it. 78 00:04:57,807 --> 00:04:59,042 How do you know? 79 00:05:00,547 --> 00:05:01,948 I can just tell. 80 00:05:08,896 --> 00:05:11,400 ["Purple Heather (Live at the Troubadour)" playing] 81 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:17,914 ♪♪ Summertime has gone ♪ 82 00:05:19,316 --> 00:05:21,120 ♪♪ Is it? ♪ 83 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:25,328 ♪♪ And the leaves Are gently turnin’ ♪ 84 00:05:27,567 --> 00:05:29,369 ♪♪ And my love ♪ 85 00:05:31,307 --> 00:05:33,845 ♪♪ I wanna take you ♪ 86 00:05:36,283 --> 00:05:40,659 ♪♪ To the place My heart is yearnin’ ♪ 87 00:05:43,599 --> 00:05:45,302 ♪♪ Will you go? ♪ 88 00:05:45,970 --> 00:05:47,373 ♪♪ Will you go? ♪ 89 00:05:47,373 --> 00:05:48,876 ♪♪ Child, go ♪ 90 00:05:52,015 --> 00:05:56,123 ♪♪ And we’ll all And we’ll all go together ♪ 91 00:05:58,327 --> 00:06:03,573 ♪♪ In the wild mountain thyme ♪ 92 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:07,012 ♪♪ And all around... ♪ 93 00:06:07,012 --> 00:06:08,548 [groans] 94 00:06:08,782 --> 00:06:10,251 Motherfucker. 95 00:06:11,755 --> 00:06:13,357 ♪♪ Ah, come on ♪ 96 00:06:15,963 --> 00:06:17,399 [Richie] Motherfucker. 97 00:06:18,434 --> 00:06:19,938 ♪♪ Ah, come on ♪ 98 00:06:27,252 --> 00:06:30,325 [phone vibrating] 99 00:06:38,274 --> 00:06:42,282 ♪♪ And if my love, she cannot Cannot go ♪ 100 00:06:43,417 --> 00:06:46,090 ♪♪ And I will surely ♪ 101 00:06:47,492 --> 00:06:50,498 ♪ Surely find another ♪ 102 00:06:51,100 --> 00:06:53,071 ♪♪ In the wild ♪ 103 00:06:53,071 --> 00:06:55,041 [Terry] Faster and cleaner, Chef. 104 00:06:56,778 --> 00:06:58,481 ♪♪ Mountain thyme ♪ 105 00:07:01,186 --> 00:07:03,291 ♪♪ Down by The banks of the river ♪ 106 00:07:05,830 --> 00:07:07,934 ♪♪ Ah, come on ♪ 107 00:07:07,934 --> 00:07:09,336 ♪♪ Will you go? ♪ 108 00:07:11,842 --> 00:07:13,144 - [Richie] Left. - [Neil] Yeah. 109 00:07:13,344 --> 00:07:14,948 [Richie] More left. More left. 110 00:07:15,048 --> 00:07:18,287 Okay. Stop, stop, stop. Now back to the right. 111 00:07:18,387 --> 00:07:20,092 We’ve gone back to the right a couple times. 112 00:07:20,191 --> 00:07:22,129 Now jagoff is on the right and the glass is on the left, 113 00:07:22,262 --> 00:07:23,632 so just move it to the right, please. 114 00:07:23,632 --> 00:07:25,435 We’ve been on this glass for 15 minutes, Richie. 115 00:07:25,435 --> 00:07:27,339 Photograph’s gonna last longer than that, Neil Geoff. 116 00:07:27,339 --> 00:07:29,778 Photograph’s gonna last a lot longer than 15 minutes, 117 00:07:29,911 --> 00:07:31,381 so just move it to the right, please. 118 00:07:31,381 --> 00:07:33,018 - [Neil] Okay. - Why would she close it? 119 00:07:33,117 --> 00:07:34,954 - It’s fucking stupid. - Why did who close what? 120 00:07:35,154 --> 00:07:37,258 Don’t worry about it. Just move the fucking glass to the right, please. 121 00:07:37,258 --> 00:07:39,396 Photographer’s gonna be here in 40 minutes. 122 00:07:39,396 --> 00:07:41,968 Photographer’s here in 40 minutes, everyone. 123 00:07:42,068 --> 00:07:43,839 - Ted, how we looking? - [Ted] Not good, actually. 124 00:07:43,939 --> 00:07:45,208 I got one machine. It’s gonna take me a sec. 125 00:07:45,341 --> 00:07:46,711 - Buff fast. - [Ted] I’m buffing now. 126 00:07:46,845 --> 00:07:48,381 - Buff fast. - [Ted] I’m buffing fast. 127 00:07:48,381 --> 00:07:50,218 - Stop thinking about pussy. - I’m not thinking about pussy. 128 00:07:50,218 --> 00:07:51,921 - [Richie] I can tell. - I’m thinking about a tax return. 129 00:07:51,921 --> 00:07:53,659 - I’m not. - [Richie] Get your head in the game. 130 00:07:53,659 --> 00:07:54,961 Forty minutes, you guys. 131 00:07:55,562 --> 00:07:57,299 Do not fuck me on this. 132 00:07:58,234 --> 00:08:00,171 I’m begging you. Please do not fuck me on this. 133 00:08:00,338 --> 00:08:02,176 I don’t wanna fuck you on this. 134 00:08:02,342 --> 00:08:03,545 We all want the same thing, guys. 135 00:08:03,545 --> 00:08:05,717 - [Ted] Yeah. We do. - Okay? Get it done, guys. 136 00:08:05,983 --> 00:08:07,720 [Richie] This review is huge. It’s gotta look perfect. 137 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:10,693 - Sammy? - Sammy. Yeah. It’s gonna be weird though. 138 00:08:10,926 --> 00:08:13,532 - Why is it gonna be weird? - Because he’s being a dick right now. 139 00:08:13,532 --> 00:08:14,901 What did you do? 140 00:08:15,068 --> 00:08:16,137 I-I borrowed something from him. 141 00:08:16,303 --> 00:08:17,472 - [Neil] What? - I reminded him. 142 00:08:17,606 --> 00:08:19,443 I just borrowed something. I reminded him. 143 00:08:19,443 --> 00:08:21,113 He forgot, then I told him-- 144 00:08:21,113 --> 00:08:23,117 - Dad was always right about you. - Don’t bring Dad into this. 145 00:08:25,321 --> 00:08:28,461 [banging, scratching] 146 00:08:29,329 --> 00:08:30,532 [tapping] 147 00:08:32,435 --> 00:08:33,739 Chef Terry. 148 00:08:34,005 --> 00:08:35,074 Yeah. 149 00:08:35,943 --> 00:08:38,649 - Foam? - That’s a béarnaise, um... 150 00:08:38,849 --> 00:08:39,718 I don’t fucking know. 151 00:08:39,718 --> 00:08:41,522 No, it’s-- it’s cool. 152 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:44,326 - It’s like-- It’s like 2014 or something. - [Carmy chuckles] 153 00:08:44,961 --> 00:08:46,130 [Carmy whispers] Here. 154 00:08:53,645 --> 00:08:54,947 It’s good. 155 00:08:55,481 --> 00:08:56,818 It’s good? 156 00:08:56,918 --> 00:08:58,288 - It’s excellent. But-- - [Marcus] Yo, Chef. 157 00:08:58,421 --> 00:09:00,224 - [Carmy] Yeah? - You got caramel recipes? 158 00:09:00,358 --> 00:09:02,129 Uh, yeah. New York notebook on the shelf. 159 00:09:02,328 --> 00:09:03,497 [Marcus] Thanks, Chef. 160 00:09:04,667 --> 00:09:05,770 It’s excellent, but? 161 00:09:06,003 --> 00:09:07,272 [Sydney] Um. 162 00:09:07,272 --> 00:09:09,744 - It’s fancy. - You mean dusty. 163 00:09:09,911 --> 00:09:13,050 I mean, my dad gets the same thing 164 00:09:13,050 --> 00:09:14,854 every time we go to a steakhouse, 165 00:09:14,987 --> 00:09:16,692 - which is-- - Mint gelée is beyond dusty. 166 00:09:16,891 --> 00:09:18,494 But a mint reduction, 167 00:09:19,764 --> 00:09:20,766 not so much. 168 00:09:20,999 --> 00:09:22,135 [whispers] Fuck. 169 00:09:23,304 --> 00:09:24,808 Yeah, no. Sorry. I should have thought of that. 170 00:09:24,808 --> 00:09:27,580 It’s thought of. What’s the pasta for tonight? 171 00:09:28,114 --> 00:09:29,183 Mmm. I don’t know. 172 00:09:29,183 --> 00:09:30,652 We have to see what T brings back. 173 00:09:30,652 --> 00:09:31,788 I was thinking potato gnocchi. 174 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:33,057 Yeah, maybe with the beef cheeks? 175 00:09:33,057 --> 00:09:34,994 - Good. Yeah. Done. - Great. 176 00:09:39,269 --> 00:09:41,574 Terry had a pretty incredible run though. 177 00:09:43,612 --> 00:09:47,185 Yeah. Yeah, it was a pretty incredible place. 178 00:09:47,352 --> 00:09:50,057 Did you know when you were there? 179 00:09:51,160 --> 00:09:53,297 That it was special? 180 00:09:54,700 --> 00:09:56,003 Hmm. 181 00:09:58,307 --> 00:10:00,111 I don’t know. I don’t know. I think I was, uh-- 182 00:10:00,278 --> 00:10:02,048 I was always too busy to, um... 183 00:10:03,985 --> 00:10:05,455 to know all the time. 184 00:10:05,455 --> 00:10:07,894 At least you got to be part of it. 185 00:10:07,894 --> 00:10:09,362 [chuckles] 186 00:10:13,605 --> 00:10:14,707 Yeah. 187 00:10:40,191 --> 00:10:41,360 [Sugar sighs] 188 00:10:42,697 --> 00:10:44,065 [Sugar grunts] 189 00:10:44,299 --> 00:10:45,602 Ooh. [grunts] 190 00:10:46,971 --> 00:10:48,207 - Okay. [exhales] - [Marcus] Um. 191 00:10:48,307 --> 00:10:49,611 You’re not having a baby right now, are you? 192 00:10:49,611 --> 00:10:51,681 [sighs] No. Not yet. 193 00:10:52,616 --> 00:10:54,019 [Marcus] Okay. Um. 194 00:10:54,019 --> 00:10:55,723 - [sighs] - [Marcus] Can I get you something? 195 00:10:55,723 --> 00:10:57,527 No. No, I’m fine. 196 00:10:57,660 --> 00:11:00,231 No, I think it’s just lightning crotch. 197 00:11:01,568 --> 00:11:02,670 What is lightning crotch? 198 00:11:03,003 --> 00:11:05,609 Uh, it’s exactly what it sounds like. 199 00:11:05,609 --> 00:11:06,878 Okay. 200 00:11:07,279 --> 00:11:08,682 What’s happening? 201 00:11:08,682 --> 00:11:11,755 Nothing. Just looking through Carm’s old notes. 202 00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,658 - Hmm. - Check this out. 203 00:11:15,295 --> 00:11:17,265 [Sugar] Wow. [chuckles] 204 00:11:17,265 --> 00:11:20,037 - He would never show me that. - Well, don’t tell him I did. 205 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:24,113 [chuckles] I won’t. I like learning about his secret life. 206 00:11:24,113 --> 00:11:25,783 You know? [chuckles] 207 00:11:25,783 --> 00:11:29,022 Yeah. It’s pretty wild. 208 00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,391 I know. 209 00:11:31,628 --> 00:11:33,030 New project? 210 00:11:33,364 --> 00:11:34,633 Um. 211 00:11:34,734 --> 00:11:37,072 I don’t know. I was driving to work the other day, 212 00:11:37,272 --> 00:11:38,742 and I saw this flower. 213 00:11:39,042 --> 00:11:41,815 - A violet. - Yeah, the state flower of Illinois. 214 00:11:41,815 --> 00:11:42,950 How do you know that? 215 00:11:43,117 --> 00:11:45,421 [chuckles] Pete. He loves flowers. 216 00:11:45,421 --> 00:11:46,490 That tracks. 217 00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:48,328 Yeah. [chuckles] 218 00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:51,333 Um, but no, my mom loved violets, 219 00:11:51,433 --> 00:11:55,041 and I think I saw this one ’cause it was white. 220 00:11:55,709 --> 00:11:58,815 And it made it stand out. 221 00:12:01,119 --> 00:12:03,157 So you’re gonna do a white violet. 222 00:12:03,892 --> 00:12:05,127 Mmm. 223 00:12:05,127 --> 00:12:06,496 I’ma try. 224 00:12:07,766 --> 00:12:09,003 What do you think? 225 00:12:09,704 --> 00:12:11,774 I think that sounds really beautiful. 226 00:12:15,415 --> 00:12:16,818 Once again, my best friends. 227 00:12:17,753 --> 00:12:19,189 Carmy, number one with a bullet. 228 00:12:19,322 --> 00:12:20,726 - [Ted] Yep. Yeah. - Number two, Big Neil. 229 00:12:20,826 --> 00:12:22,664 - Always there for us. Absolutely. - [Ted] Always. 230 00:12:22,664 --> 00:12:24,901 Number three, Francie. When I’m down in the dumps, I call her. 231 00:12:25,134 --> 00:12:27,105 I don’t care what anybody says. She’s always there for me. 232 00:12:27,305 --> 00:12:28,308 - Okay? - That’s true. 233 00:12:28,508 --> 00:12:29,844 - Number six, Richie. - Uh-huh. 234 00:12:29,844 --> 00:12:31,581 And then number eight, Marcus. 235 00:12:31,581 --> 00:12:32,650 How about number four? 236 00:12:32,650 --> 00:12:33,585 - Number four? - Me. 237 00:12:33,752 --> 00:12:35,121 - Teddy. - I don’t think so. 238 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:36,624 - [Ted] Why? - What did you do when I was six? 239 00:12:36,624 --> 00:12:37,827 Come on, Neil. 240 00:12:37,827 --> 00:12:39,430 What did you do? 241 00:12:39,430 --> 00:12:41,535 I taped you in a cardboard box and wouldn’t let you out. 242 00:12:41,634 --> 00:12:43,404 - And it scared me to death. - I gave you claustrophobia. 243 00:12:43,505 --> 00:12:45,241 - [Tina] Morning, fam. - I’m still afraid of boxes. 244 00:12:45,374 --> 00:12:46,878 You know I’m afraid of being in boxes. 245 00:12:46,878 --> 00:12:48,481 Yeah. I know. I know. [stammers] 246 00:12:48,481 --> 00:12:50,418 - You can’t put me in a box. - I won’t. 247 00:12:50,519 --> 00:12:52,389 [Neil] When Sammy gets here, this slate better be clean. 248 00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:53,759 - I’m telling you. - [Ted] We’re fine. 249 00:12:53,759 --> 00:12:54,927 What’d he say? What? What? 250 00:12:55,127 --> 00:12:55,996 [people shouting in distance] 251 00:12:55,996 --> 00:12:58,535 Hmm. Not much. What happened? 252 00:12:58,702 --> 00:13:00,172 Well, they don’t got much. 253 00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:01,909 Market’s dead. 254 00:13:02,108 --> 00:13:04,379 - Bummer. - Yeah, bummer. 255 00:13:05,348 --> 00:13:06,551 What do we have? 256 00:13:06,684 --> 00:13:09,624 Uh, T, you mind running an inventory real quick? 257 00:13:09,624 --> 00:13:10,692 Yes, Chef. 258 00:13:10,692 --> 00:13:11,861 [Carmy sighs] 259 00:13:14,533 --> 00:13:16,804 - You know what we should be doing? - [Carmy] Produce vendor. 260 00:13:16,804 --> 00:13:18,408 You don’t have to say it. 261 00:13:18,408 --> 00:13:20,478 Okay, I didn’t say it then. I didn’t say anything. 262 00:13:21,246 --> 00:13:23,050 Do you want me to say something? 263 00:13:23,050 --> 00:13:25,589 That I’m jamming us up ’cause we have a new menu every day 264 00:13:25,756 --> 00:13:27,627 and the economics aren’t great? 265 00:13:28,027 --> 00:13:29,096 [Ebraheim shouting] 266 00:13:29,262 --> 00:13:31,300 Well, I’m an accomplice, so... 267 00:13:31,634 --> 00:13:32,803 [metal bangs] 268 00:13:33,571 --> 00:13:34,674 [Ebraheim] Shit. 269 00:13:35,342 --> 00:13:36,477 - I got that. Uh. - Great. 270 00:13:36,611 --> 00:13:38,480 - Start new menu please, Chef. - Yep. 271 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:39,717 Thanks. 272 00:13:39,717 --> 00:13:41,086 Hey. Don’t worry. 273 00:13:41,353 --> 00:13:42,990 - I got you. I got you. - No. It’s okay, Chef. I got it. 274 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:44,459 I got you. I got you. 275 00:13:44,928 --> 00:13:46,229 [Ebraheim sighs] 276 00:13:48,167 --> 00:13:49,369 - [Carmy] Here. - Thanks. 277 00:13:49,603 --> 00:13:50,739 [whispers] Listen. 278 00:13:52,843 --> 00:13:54,279 - Hey. - Hmm? 279 00:13:55,649 --> 00:13:57,151 Am I fucking this up? 280 00:13:58,755 --> 00:14:02,195 No, Chef. I just didn’t put the trays all the way in. 281 00:14:03,932 --> 00:14:05,334 - Carmen. - Yeah? 282 00:14:06,002 --> 00:14:07,338 My fault. 283 00:14:08,608 --> 00:14:09,744 [whispers] All right. 284 00:14:14,654 --> 00:14:16,190 How’d she break the news? 285 00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:17,894 [Jessica] Like, right before service. 286 00:14:17,894 --> 00:14:18,828 [exhales] 287 00:14:18,828 --> 00:14:20,231 Dramatic? 288 00:14:20,231 --> 00:14:23,905 No, not even close. Beautiful, elegant, perfect. 289 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:25,274 [sighs] 290 00:14:26,243 --> 00:14:28,247 You know why she, like, uh... 291 00:14:28,480 --> 00:14:32,690 It felt like she woke up and just didn’t wanna do it anymore. 292 00:14:33,357 --> 00:14:35,028 You think she’s depressed? 293 00:14:35,028 --> 00:14:36,564 No, I think she’s great. 294 00:14:41,239 --> 00:14:42,309 Hey, you ever think about, like, 295 00:14:42,442 --> 00:14:44,513 how all the good shit is gone? [scoffs] 296 00:14:46,216 --> 00:14:48,688 I think about how to keep good things around. 297 00:14:49,958 --> 00:14:51,259 Yeah. 298 00:14:52,763 --> 00:14:54,734 How much longer are you guys open? 299 00:14:54,867 --> 00:14:57,840 Last service next week, then the funeral. 300 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:59,176 Damn. 301 00:14:59,342 --> 00:15:00,812 You know what you’re gonna do? 302 00:15:02,516 --> 00:15:03,751 Uh. 303 00:15:03,852 --> 00:15:05,689 Yeah, I don’t think it’s really sunk in yet. 304 00:15:05,856 --> 00:15:07,158 I know Garrett’s really upset. 305 00:15:07,358 --> 00:15:09,764 Yeah. He make a speech? 306 00:15:09,764 --> 00:15:10,866 No, only the four. 307 00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:12,402 [Richie chuckles] Yeah. 308 00:15:12,569 --> 00:15:14,139 - Send my love. - Will do. 309 00:15:14,907 --> 00:15:17,012 - How’s The Bear? - [Richie chuckles] 310 00:15:17,012 --> 00:15:18,715 It’s a fucking bear. 311 00:15:19,349 --> 00:15:21,621 [chuckles] Yeah, aren’t they all? 312 00:15:29,369 --> 00:15:31,574 [pan sizzling] 313 00:15:42,362 --> 00:15:44,734 [clicks tongue] How’s it going, Chef? 314 00:15:44,734 --> 00:15:46,036 Um. 315 00:15:46,269 --> 00:15:47,840 I’m not sure. 316 00:15:47,973 --> 00:15:50,445 The market’s always got so much cauliflower 317 00:15:50,645 --> 00:15:51,981 and Brussels sprouts, so... 318 00:15:51,981 --> 00:15:53,418 [Sydney] Mmm. 319 00:15:53,585 --> 00:15:55,522 Whatever goes together grows together. 320 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:58,461 Exactly. So, I figured if we could do something with it, 321 00:15:58,461 --> 00:16:00,364 we could keep hooking up Jerry. 322 00:16:00,565 --> 00:16:02,135 - What do you think? - Um. 323 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:05,642 - Can I show you something? - Yes, Chef. 324 00:16:19,970 --> 00:16:21,039 Yeah? 325 00:16:21,974 --> 00:16:24,045 - Cool. You wanna try? - Yes, Chef. 326 00:16:49,196 --> 00:16:50,464 [Sydney] Yeah, great. 327 00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:52,903 - Thank you, Chef. - Yeah. 328 00:17:13,578 --> 00:17:17,184 [sighs] Richie, there are boxes out back for you. 329 00:17:17,418 --> 00:17:18,555 Oh, excellent. 330 00:17:20,057 --> 00:17:21,393 Thank you. 331 00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,577 [Carmy] Chef Terry’s closing the restaurant. 332 00:17:29,877 --> 00:17:30,946 Whoa. 333 00:17:31,514 --> 00:17:32,683 [exhales] 334 00:17:33,751 --> 00:17:34,954 How do you feel? 335 00:17:37,024 --> 00:17:38,126 Like 336 00:17:39,630 --> 00:17:41,499 I’m Etch-a-sketched. 337 00:17:45,508 --> 00:17:47,144 I thought it would be there forever. 338 00:17:47,746 --> 00:17:48,815 Yeah. 339 00:17:50,017 --> 00:17:51,486 Most things aren’t. 340 00:17:54,092 --> 00:17:57,498 The photographer will be here in like half an hour. 341 00:17:58,635 --> 00:18:00,037 And we don’t know what the review says? 342 00:18:00,037 --> 00:18:03,010 - We can’t figure that out? - No, no. Neither do they. 343 00:18:03,845 --> 00:18:05,481 Great. [sighs] 344 00:18:07,184 --> 00:18:09,355 - Ebra needs help. - I know. 345 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:10,792 What do we do? 346 00:18:10,892 --> 00:18:14,066 Bring in Chris, Chuckie. Pay ’em from The Beef. 347 00:18:14,066 --> 00:18:15,935 - Deal. - Yeah? 348 00:18:18,742 --> 00:18:20,578 - Thought for sure that’d be a fight. - [chuckles] 349 00:18:20,578 --> 00:18:23,050 It’s the only thing that makes money around here. 350 00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:24,452 [chuckles] Okay. 351 00:18:27,058 --> 00:18:29,429 - Did you call Mom? - Did you call Claire? 352 00:18:29,563 --> 00:18:31,466 - You wanna fight about that? - Not really, no. 353 00:18:31,701 --> 00:18:33,070 Tremendous. 354 00:18:33,539 --> 00:18:34,873 Tremendous. 355 00:18:37,846 --> 00:18:39,049 [sighs] 356 00:18:39,049 --> 00:18:40,819 ["Mixed Emotions" playing] 357 00:18:46,998 --> 00:18:49,537 ♪♪ Button your lip, baby ♪ 358 00:18:49,537 --> 00:18:50,606 I need more courage. 359 00:18:50,606 --> 00:18:52,208 - What? - I need more courage. 360 00:18:52,475 --> 00:18:54,212 Dawg, you got so much courage. What are you talking about? 361 00:18:54,479 --> 00:18:56,083 - You’re perfect. - I know, but I need more courage. 362 00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:57,653 - More courage for what? - [Ted] What for? 363 00:18:57,653 --> 00:18:59,690 To be a great server, you need a lot of courage. 364 00:18:59,857 --> 00:19:01,026 What are you afraid of? The people? 365 00:19:01,159 --> 00:19:02,529 [Neil] No, it’s, like, me on the inside. 366 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:03,865 Like, I’m nervous, and I’m scared. 367 00:19:03,998 --> 00:19:05,569 Then, what am I supposed to do with my hands? 368 00:19:05,569 --> 00:19:07,438 Am I supposed to do this or am I supposed to do this? 369 00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:08,808 Or, like, what’s this? 370 00:19:08,808 --> 00:19:10,411 - That looks good. - [Carmy] Yo, how we looking? 371 00:19:10,578 --> 00:19:11,614 - Picture perfect, Chef. - Yeah? 372 00:19:11,614 --> 00:19:13,050 [Sweeps] Almost fully stocked, Chef. 373 00:19:13,150 --> 00:19:14,820 Gotta grab the last few bottles from downstairs. 374 00:19:14,820 --> 00:19:16,390 - Thank you, Gary. Ted, we close? - Yeah, backup walking in. 375 00:19:16,390 --> 00:19:18,628 - Fak, what are you doing with your hands? - No idea, Chef. 376 00:19:18,628 --> 00:19:20,398 - Just kind of workshopping some stuff. - [Carmy] Yo. 377 00:19:20,665 --> 00:19:22,670 Hey. [pants] 378 00:19:22,803 --> 00:19:25,274 - Anybody seen a ghost? - [Neil, Ted] Brother! 379 00:19:25,274 --> 00:19:27,078 - What’s going on, Sammy? - [Sammy] What’s up, Bear? 380 00:19:27,178 --> 00:19:29,784 - [Ted] Hey. - [whispers] I know you took the SD cards. 381 00:19:29,917 --> 00:19:31,387 - You said I could. - I said no such shit. 382 00:19:31,387 --> 00:19:33,558 - Yeah, you did. - [Sammy] They’re not where they were. 383 00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:35,027 - Say the password. - No. 384 00:19:35,027 --> 00:19:36,396 - Well? Well? - Yeah? 385 00:19:36,396 --> 00:19:37,899 - [Ted] No. - Well, now I gotta haunt you. 386 00:19:37,899 --> 00:19:39,435 You’re not gonna haunt me. 387 00:19:39,435 --> 00:19:41,072 - [Ted] I’m at work. - What is haunting? 388 00:19:41,072 --> 00:19:42,910 Means I’ll remember he took the SD cards without permission. 389 00:19:42,910 --> 00:19:44,446 Someday when he least expects it, I’ll do something weird. 390 00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:46,149 - [Neil] Richie put that there. - Oh, yeah? 391 00:19:46,149 --> 00:19:48,588 - [Neil] Yeah. - [Ted] You’re not gonna haunt me. 392 00:19:48,588 --> 00:19:50,825 Hey, Syd. This is my associate, Nicholas Marshall. 393 00:19:50,925 --> 00:19:53,264 - They call him the Computer. - Uh. Hello, Mr. Marshall. 394 00:19:53,531 --> 00:19:54,499 Computer. 395 00:19:54,499 --> 00:19:56,469 Nice to meet you, Computer. 396 00:19:56,469 --> 00:19:58,240 - I don’t deserve to be haunted. - Okay. 397 00:19:58,240 --> 00:19:59,777 - I did nothing wrong. - Okay. 398 00:19:59,777 --> 00:20:01,714 [Neil] He’s being scary. Ted, just say the password. 399 00:20:01,814 --> 00:20:03,150 - He’s not gonna fucking haunt me. - Okay. 400 00:20:03,150 --> 00:20:04,787 Stop saying that like that. You’re scaring us. 401 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,591 All he’s gotta do is say the password. 402 00:20:06,591 --> 00:20:08,260 By the way, Bear, this place is looking sick. 403 00:20:08,528 --> 00:20:10,364 It used to be a real shit hole, said with complete admiration. 404 00:20:10,665 --> 00:20:12,636 I appreciate it. Uh, Sammy, what are you doing here? 405 00:20:12,769 --> 00:20:14,138 Oh. These lemon heads need more horsepower. 406 00:20:14,138 --> 00:20:16,410 - So they called the horse. - Well, make it shine, yeah? 407 00:20:16,410 --> 00:20:17,913 - Shine, it will. - Thank you. 408 00:20:17,913 --> 00:20:19,349 Oh. Unc. You’re early. 409 00:20:19,650 --> 00:20:20,785 - Hey, honey. Where’s the neph? - [Carmy] Here. 410 00:20:20,952 --> 00:20:22,222 - [Cicero] Hey, buddy. - [Carmy] Hey. 411 00:20:22,222 --> 00:20:23,423 - Computer. - Hey, Bear. 412 00:20:23,591 --> 00:20:25,161 [Carmy] Let’s get this over with. 413 00:20:25,161 --> 00:20:27,198 [Cicero] Gladly. Ladies and germs, we have run some analytics. 414 00:20:27,198 --> 00:20:29,436 - Is that Sammy fucking Fak out there? - Yeah, he’s buffing the floors. 415 00:20:29,636 --> 00:20:30,672 They buff floors now too? 416 00:20:30,839 --> 00:20:32,141 - They buff floors. - [Cicero] Love it. 417 00:20:32,241 --> 00:20:34,045 By the way, for the love of God, Neil, call Dad back. 418 00:20:34,045 --> 00:20:35,414 - I’m sick of his bullshit. - I did. 419 00:20:35,548 --> 00:20:36,617 - You did not. - [Neil] I did. 420 00:20:36,817 --> 00:20:37,653 - [Sammy] No. - [Neil] Yeah. 421 00:20:37,653 --> 00:20:39,022 - Yeah? - Exactly. 422 00:20:39,022 --> 00:20:40,559 - You’re being a bitch. - No, I’m not. 423 00:20:40,559 --> 00:20:42,228 - Neil. Neil. - Ted. Ted. 424 00:20:42,228 --> 00:20:43,464 - [Ted] Yeah? Why? - Well? 425 00:20:43,464 --> 00:20:45,669 - [Neil] Yeah. Well. Ted. - No. Ted. Me. 426 00:20:45,802 --> 00:20:48,073 - [Neil] Yeah. Well. Well? - Yeah. No. I did. 427 00:20:48,073 --> 00:20:50,010 - No, you didn’t. Absolutely not. - I did. Might’ve. 428 00:20:50,110 --> 00:20:51,714 - You could never. I never thought of it. - Did you? 429 00:20:51,714 --> 00:20:53,618 You poop in Dad’s bathroom? 430 00:20:55,220 --> 00:20:56,558 [Ted chuckling] You did. 431 00:20:56,690 --> 00:20:58,027 - You did? - You know it’s the best one. 432 00:20:58,193 --> 00:20:59,664 [Cicero] Okay, it is no mystery, 433 00:20:59,664 --> 00:21:01,834 most restaurants are allergic to success. 434 00:21:01,967 --> 00:21:03,170 I’d like us to be a little different. 435 00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:04,740 Our findings have revealed that we are doing 436 00:21:04,873 --> 00:21:06,276 a shitty fucking job with a bunch of shit. 437 00:21:06,610 --> 00:21:08,046 Some other shit we’re not so shitty at. 438 00:21:08,146 --> 00:21:10,217 Anyway, my associate will run through our findings, 439 00:21:10,217 --> 00:21:13,190 and, with any luck, we’ll learn a little bit about ourselves in the process. 440 00:21:13,290 --> 00:21:15,628 - Computer, enhance. - All right. What the fuck’s up? 441 00:21:15,795 --> 00:21:16,864 - Straight buff. - Sick, varnish? 442 00:21:17,031 --> 00:21:18,434 - Varnish. - Sick, area’s secure? 443 00:21:18,701 --> 00:21:20,170 - Safely swept and mopped. - [Sammy] Fresh pad on the mop? 444 00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:22,275 - Straight out of the oven, big dog. - Sick. [screams] 445 00:21:22,374 --> 00:21:24,513 - [screams] Sammy. - [Sammy] We don’t have time. 446 00:21:24,513 --> 00:21:27,351 Teddy, take high. I’ll take low. Neil will eat the dust with a Swiffer. Faks? 447 00:21:27,351 --> 00:21:28,722 [all] Attack! 448 00:21:28,722 --> 00:21:30,258 This sample is based on the month and a half 449 00:21:30,258 --> 00:21:31,292 we’ve been operating 450 00:21:31,292 --> 00:21:32,729 and does not take into account 451 00:21:32,863 --> 00:21:34,366 any funds spent previously on build, 452 00:21:34,366 --> 00:21:36,737 friends and family budget, other assorted fuckery. 453 00:21:36,737 --> 00:21:38,240 - There hasn’t been much fuckery. - [Cicero] Neph. 454 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:40,211 You specialize in the fucking fuckery, bro. 455 00:21:40,211 --> 00:21:41,714 Computer, continue. 456 00:21:41,714 --> 00:21:44,286 And remember, when you get to the numbers, say ’em real slow. 457 00:21:44,620 --> 00:21:46,423 - Passive-aggressive. - Aggressive-aggressive. 458 00:21:46,624 --> 00:21:48,928 Then they told me all the peanut butter sandwiches had shrooms in ’em. 459 00:21:48,928 --> 00:21:50,932 I was booming. Scared, a little excited. 460 00:21:51,132 --> 00:21:53,738 Very much the way Ted’s right now. I know what it’s like to be haunted. 461 00:21:53,871 --> 00:21:55,508 - [Ted] What the fuck is that? - Purse stool. 462 00:21:55,508 --> 00:21:57,846 - Sick, right? - [Ted] Yeah, sick. What is that, leather? 463 00:21:58,046 --> 00:21:59,448 [Richie] Polyester. You idiot. 464 00:21:59,716 --> 00:22:01,386 - Explain microgreens. - They are greens that are small. 465 00:22:01,386 --> 00:22:02,856 - Like herbs? - And lettuces. 466 00:22:02,856 --> 00:22:04,593 - Too expensive. Maybe use less. - Can we use less? 467 00:22:04,793 --> 00:22:06,095 - We can use less. - Okay. 468 00:22:06,196 --> 00:22:08,366 Sammy, you gotta be out of your mind doing that. 469 00:22:08,366 --> 00:22:10,572 - Dawg, I’m buffing the floor! - Dawg, you’re fucking smoking. 470 00:22:10,572 --> 00:22:11,741 Cousin, we always smoke in here. 471 00:22:11,907 --> 00:22:13,177 Not anymore, G. Put that shit out. 472 00:22:13,177 --> 00:22:14,914 - Why is the R & D cost so high? - Menu development. 473 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,449 Maybe we develop a little less. 474 00:22:16,449 --> 00:22:18,086 Why don’t you just tell us to do everything a bit less 475 00:22:18,220 --> 00:22:19,924 so we can skip this and get back to work, huh? 476 00:22:20,057 --> 00:22:21,761 Hey, Bear, do me a favor. Will you just, uh, 477 00:22:21,894 --> 00:22:23,063 come over here with me for a second? 478 00:22:23,063 --> 00:22:25,034 I just wanna have a word. Come on. 479 00:22:25,034 --> 00:22:27,471 [Richie] Ted, I see you. You should know better. Put it out! 480 00:22:27,706 --> 00:22:30,612 - Guys, come on. We got a photo shoot. - We won’t smoke in here. 481 00:22:30,778 --> 00:22:32,415 - Respect. - Yeah, res-respect. 482 00:22:32,415 --> 00:22:35,287 - Man. Used to fuck this place up. - Sammy, I’m begging you, please. 483 00:22:35,287 --> 00:22:37,458 Just focus, all right? The guy’s gonna be here in five. 484 00:22:37,726 --> 00:22:40,699 Okay. One, I have más queso invested in this Popsicle stand, 485 00:22:40,899 --> 00:22:43,404 and I’d like to start getting some of it back as soon as possible. 486 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:46,544 Two, if you were operating as well as you think you’re operating, 487 00:22:46,844 --> 00:22:48,715 I wouldn’t have to drag a fucking robot in here 488 00:22:48,848 --> 00:22:50,150 to teach you how to operate better. 489 00:22:50,150 --> 00:22:52,088 Three, you ever talk to me that way again, 490 00:22:52,088 --> 00:22:54,225 I’ll drop you right to the fucking ground. You understand me? 491 00:22:54,358 --> 00:22:56,129 - [Carmy] I apologize. - [Cicero] And I accept. 492 00:22:56,129 --> 00:22:57,165 What? 493 00:22:57,298 --> 00:22:58,735 Didn’t you tell me to be the guy? 494 00:22:58,868 --> 00:23:00,872 I didn’t tell you to be an asshole. 495 00:23:02,107 --> 00:23:03,443 - Understood. - [Cicero] Good. 496 00:23:03,443 --> 00:23:05,147 - Sammy. - Why is he flinching? 497 00:23:05,314 --> 00:23:08,053 Sammy’s haunting me right now. 498 00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:10,024 - Took my SD cards without permission. - Mbs or gigs? 499 00:23:10,024 --> 00:23:11,694 - Gigs. - You’re a fucking asshole. 500 00:23:11,827 --> 00:23:13,296 - Except I’m not, Richie. - Except you are. 501 00:23:13,296 --> 00:23:15,301 - Haunt his fucking ass. - Yes, Chef. 502 00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,038 - [Cicero] Where were we? - Farmers market’s too high. 503 00:23:17,038 --> 00:23:18,775 You should get a produce vendor to ship to us. 504 00:23:18,775 --> 00:23:20,879 - Yeah, we’re aware. - Floral budget is wildly out of control. 505 00:23:20,879 --> 00:23:23,417 Linen rental’s disgusting. Why rent additional sets of black napkins? 506 00:23:23,417 --> 00:23:24,686 - Lint. - [Cicero] In fairness, 507 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,389 - I often request a black napkin. - How come? 508 00:23:26,389 --> 00:23:27,659 I like to wear a lot of black. 509 00:23:27,826 --> 00:23:29,128 Neil, you wanna fire up the Makita 510 00:23:29,228 --> 00:23:30,599 in case there’s any residual dust after the buff? 511 00:23:30,599 --> 00:23:31,935 - Yes, Chef. - [Richie] Thank you, Chef. 512 00:23:32,167 --> 00:23:33,436 Carm put that there. 513 00:23:33,738 --> 00:23:34,907 I don’t give a flying fuck into a rolling doughnut 514 00:23:35,107 --> 00:23:36,209 where Chef Carmen puts shit. 515 00:23:36,342 --> 00:23:38,013 Wine pours. Set the pours at five ounces. 516 00:23:38,213 --> 00:23:39,784 Also, wine cost is at 47%. 517 00:23:39,916 --> 00:23:41,720 Get that down to 27. Why do you have a phone? 518 00:23:41,854 --> 00:23:43,290 - Is that a shot? - I don’t understand. 519 00:23:43,423 --> 00:23:44,760 You giving me shit for not calling people back? 520 00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:46,195 For having a phone when 521 00:23:46,296 --> 00:23:47,666 you don’t take reservations over the phone. 522 00:23:47,666 --> 00:23:49,235 What’s the point of paying someone 523 00:23:49,235 --> 00:23:50,705 to answer the phone to say you don’t take reservations? 524 00:23:50,872 --> 00:23:51,975 - We should be. - It makes sense. 525 00:23:51,975 --> 00:23:53,544 Yeah, I make sense. 526 00:23:53,544 --> 00:23:56,115 Is that the half-gallon tank? I said the two-gallon tank. 527 00:23:56,249 --> 00:23:57,652 - [Neil] What? - Two-gallon tank. 528 00:23:57,652 --> 00:23:59,355 I gotta fucking do everything myself. 529 00:23:59,355 --> 00:24:01,193 Why are you using chargers? What is a charger? 530 00:24:01,193 --> 00:24:04,099 It’s a plate that sits at the table before guests arrive. 531 00:24:04,099 --> 00:24:05,702 Why do they call it a fucking charger? 532 00:24:05,702 --> 00:24:06,804 I don’t know. I didn’t invent it. 533 00:24:06,971 --> 00:24:08,040 You put food on this thing? 534 00:24:08,173 --> 00:24:09,275 No, we clear it before the guests eat. 535 00:24:09,408 --> 00:24:10,778 - We don’t get it. - We do not get it. 536 00:24:10,912 --> 00:24:12,281 [Sydney] There’s nothing to get. It-- 537 00:24:12,281 --> 00:24:13,751 [Computer] It’s a plate that nobody eats off of 538 00:24:13,884 --> 00:24:15,822 and then you still have to wash it anyway. 539 00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:17,025 - [Sydney] That’s correct. - Yes. 540 00:24:17,191 --> 00:24:18,995 No. Fuck that shit. No chargers. 541 00:24:19,161 --> 00:24:20,264 I told you not to smoke cigarettes. 542 00:24:20,397 --> 00:24:21,701 Sammy did it, so I felt confident. 543 00:24:21,867 --> 00:24:23,470 - Well? Yeah. - Well? Yeah. 544 00:24:23,571 --> 00:24:25,575 - What happened now? - I probably have lung cancer. 545 00:24:25,575 --> 00:24:27,478 - [screams] Haunted. - [screams] 546 00:24:27,478 --> 00:24:29,750 Next, you’re at two and a half turns of service per night. 547 00:24:29,950 --> 00:24:31,185 We should open a sixth day. 548 00:24:31,319 --> 00:24:32,890 Dude, you asked for the additional napkins 549 00:24:32,890 --> 00:24:34,694 so white lint doesn’t get on your pants. 550 00:24:34,694 --> 00:24:36,496 - [both] Correct. - Understood. 551 00:24:42,942 --> 00:24:44,111 [sighs] 552 00:24:45,982 --> 00:24:47,185 [shutter clicking] 553 00:24:47,284 --> 00:24:49,690 What lens are you working with there? A little 75? 554 00:24:49,890 --> 00:24:51,393 Uh, this is a 28. 555 00:24:51,393 --> 00:24:53,598 Yeah, if-- Are you a photographer or-- 556 00:24:53,864 --> 00:24:56,035 - Filmmaker actually. - Oh, what kind of films do you make? 557 00:24:56,035 --> 00:24:57,840 - Children’s birthday parties. - [Ted] Can you not? 558 00:24:57,972 --> 00:24:59,476 - Easy with the chitchat. - [Sammy] Can I not? 559 00:24:59,476 --> 00:25:00,979 - [Ted] I don’t know. Can you? - I don’t know. Can I? 560 00:25:01,112 --> 00:25:02,649 - [Richie] Ted. Sam. - This is so fucked. No. 561 00:25:03,718 --> 00:25:05,655 If I say the password, will you stop fucking haunting me? 562 00:25:05,955 --> 00:25:07,391 [whispers] I don’t know, bro. This haunting stuff-- 563 00:25:07,491 --> 00:25:10,398 [whispering] Samuel Geoff, I love you. You’re a hero. 564 00:25:10,398 --> 00:25:12,669 You buffed the shit out of the floors today. 565 00:25:12,869 --> 00:25:14,071 Can you stop haunting me, bro? 566 00:25:14,071 --> 00:25:15,642 Theodore Geoff, thank you for your compliments. 567 00:25:15,842 --> 00:25:17,077 - Yeah. - I love you. 568 00:25:17,077 --> 00:25:18,548 - I love you too. - You took my property. I can’t. 569 00:25:18,848 --> 00:25:21,954 - Can you please stop haunting him? Please? - Yeah. 570 00:25:21,954 --> 00:25:23,456 All right, fine. Fine. 571 00:25:23,456 --> 00:25:25,194 Really? Thank you. 572 00:25:25,194 --> 00:25:28,734 - So, uh, how was the review? - [shutter clicks] 573 00:25:28,734 --> 00:25:31,507 Oh, they don’t tell me. I just show up and shoot. 574 00:25:31,507 --> 00:25:33,176 It’s okay. I wouldn’t tell anybody. What-- 575 00:25:33,276 --> 00:25:34,846 They don’t tell me. It’s above my pay grade. 576 00:25:35,046 --> 00:25:36,684 Hey! What’s it say? 577 00:25:36,684 --> 00:25:39,221 - [Neil] Yeah, what does the review say? - Yeah. I-I got it, guys. Thanks. 578 00:25:39,221 --> 00:25:40,759 Actually, Sammy. Why don’t you get a coffee? 579 00:25:40,759 --> 00:25:43,030 There’s a nice espresso machine right back in there. 580 00:25:43,263 --> 00:25:44,600 Yeah, all right. 581 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,202 - [Richie] Right next to the office. - [shutter clicking] 582 00:25:46,202 --> 00:25:47,204 Okay. 583 00:25:47,371 --> 00:25:48,708 [Richie] Can I see that shot? 584 00:25:48,708 --> 00:25:50,712 Is the place setting too crowded or-- 585 00:25:50,945 --> 00:25:53,416 - [Richie] Excuse me? - [photographer] Maybe it’s the napkin or-- 586 00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:55,388 [Richie] Is it? Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking. 587 00:25:55,388 --> 00:25:57,324 - [photographer] Try that one more time. - Let’s shoot. 588 00:25:57,324 --> 00:25:58,561 Samuel Geoff. 589 00:25:59,295 --> 00:26:00,999 You said you were done haunting me, bro. 590 00:26:00,999 --> 00:26:03,771 Theodore Geoff, you’ve tied my hands. You’ve tied my hands. 591 00:26:04,071 --> 00:26:06,309 - [Ted] This is fucked up. - Let’s do this shot again. 592 00:26:06,309 --> 00:26:07,579 Sure. 593 00:26:07,679 --> 00:26:09,148 - I’m scared. Stop. - [Sammy] Well? Why would I? 594 00:26:09,248 --> 00:26:11,319 - I’m haunted. Because. - Why would I? 595 00:26:11,754 --> 00:26:12,923 - Well-- - Well? 596 00:26:12,923 --> 00:26:13,958 [photographer] The light’s too hot? 597 00:26:14,158 --> 00:26:15,160 Fine, fuck this. "Iridescent." 598 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,431 There, I did it. "Iridescent." 599 00:26:17,532 --> 00:26:19,503 - Password accepted. I love you. - Love you too. 600 00:26:19,503 --> 00:26:21,674 - [Richie] M’kay. - [shutter clicking] 601 00:26:21,674 --> 00:26:23,077 I know what’s going on here. 602 00:26:23,077 --> 00:26:24,647 Hey, Neil Geoff, you wanna take a step back? 603 00:26:24,647 --> 00:26:27,552 - You’re in the light. Back. - [shutter clicks] 604 00:26:27,552 --> 00:26:28,988 [Richie] A little bit more. 605 00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:30,490 More. 606 00:26:31,593 --> 00:26:33,496 Again. More. More. 607 00:26:34,032 --> 00:26:35,400 Keep going. 608 00:26:36,069 --> 00:26:37,404 Keep going. 609 00:26:38,073 --> 00:26:39,509 One more step. 610 00:26:39,977 --> 00:26:41,146 Okay, great. 611 00:26:41,947 --> 00:26:43,117 - All right. - [photographer] Okay. 612 00:26:43,117 --> 00:26:44,252 I’m feeling good about this. 613 00:26:44,418 --> 00:26:46,690 Can you ask them to prep the dish? 614 00:26:46,690 --> 00:26:47,992 - What dish? - [shutter clicks] 615 00:26:48,159 --> 00:26:50,330 Uh, they listed, uh, a duck dish. 616 00:26:50,330 --> 00:26:52,569 Something he mentions in the review. 617 00:26:52,669 --> 00:26:54,305 - So you have read the review? - No, so they-- 618 00:26:54,305 --> 00:26:56,275 - No, so they tell me what dishes-- - Don’t fuck me. 619 00:26:56,275 --> 00:26:57,779 - They tell me what dishes-- - Don’t fuck us. 620 00:26:58,079 --> 00:27:00,551 I would never. I’m gonna make you guys look good. 621 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:02,121 You smell cigarettes? 622 00:27:02,354 --> 00:27:03,390 What’d you say? 623 00:27:03,390 --> 00:27:05,494 [photographer] It smells like cigarettes. 624 00:27:05,494 --> 00:27:07,297 - You guys might wanna-- - Yeah, ’cause we’re huffing darts in here. 625 00:27:07,297 --> 00:27:08,634 Just ’cause The Beef stand’s finally making money 626 00:27:08,968 --> 00:27:10,104 doesn’t mean you can make your own ketchup. 627 00:27:10,237 --> 00:27:12,008 - Fine. - I mean, it’s gross anyway. 628 00:27:12,140 --> 00:27:13,644 Chef Syd, could you please tell Chef Carmen 629 00:27:13,744 --> 00:27:15,715 to prep the duck dish, that we probably only made once, 630 00:27:15,715 --> 00:27:17,385 for the photographer? He wants to showcase it. 631 00:27:17,385 --> 00:27:19,389 - Richard. - No, Nicholas. No, not today. 632 00:27:19,389 --> 00:27:21,828 - [Sydney] Uh, sorry. What duck dish? - Oh, hey, Computer. 633 00:27:21,828 --> 00:27:23,197 - Sammy boy. - Hey, Unc. 634 00:27:23,197 --> 00:27:25,134 - [Cicero] Sammy. - Hey, what’s going on? 635 00:27:25,267 --> 00:27:26,803 - Bunch of chef shit? - Yes, uh, chef shit. 636 00:27:26,970 --> 00:27:28,875 - Sick. - Do you remember the dish? 637 00:27:29,141 --> 00:27:30,211 Do I? No. 638 00:27:30,343 --> 00:27:31,580 No. Not-- Not you. I-- I don’t know you. 639 00:27:31,713 --> 00:27:33,818 - I’m Sammy. - Okay, I’m Sydney. 640 00:27:33,818 --> 00:27:35,555 - Well. - Well. 641 00:27:36,255 --> 00:27:38,060 Carm, do you remember? 642 00:27:38,159 --> 00:27:40,263 - Yes, maybe. Uh. I think so. - You do not remember. 643 00:27:40,363 --> 00:27:41,901 I don’t know. We did six different versions of it. 644 00:27:42,167 --> 00:27:44,272 - Do you remember? - Do you see why that’s a problem? 645 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,042 - Well, you don’t remember either. - Exactly. 646 00:27:46,042 --> 00:27:47,545 - T, do you remember-- - Nope. 647 00:27:47,645 --> 00:27:49,850 - Ha, classic. - Wait. Do we have duck right now? 648 00:27:49,850 --> 00:27:50,919 - No. - Fuck a duck. 649 00:27:51,152 --> 00:27:52,321 We can send somebody. 650 00:27:52,321 --> 00:27:54,627 There it is. One duck for one photo equals piss. 651 00:27:54,759 --> 00:27:56,564 For the review, bro. I’m okay with this. 652 00:27:56,564 --> 00:27:57,497 Thank you, Computer. 653 00:27:57,665 --> 00:27:59,001 All right. Who are we gonna send? 654 00:27:59,134 --> 00:28:01,006 Uh, everybody’s back here doing prep. 655 00:28:01,205 --> 00:28:02,441 And the Faks are buffing, 656 00:28:02,542 --> 00:28:05,113 and I do not trust them to make that a solo job. 657 00:28:05,313 --> 00:28:06,249 [stammers] You wouldn’t-- 658 00:28:06,415 --> 00:28:07,586 [Computer] No animals in my car. 659 00:28:07,586 --> 00:28:08,788 [Sydney] Right. 660 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,792 [Sydney stammers] There’s no one else to send. 661 00:28:11,025 --> 00:28:12,094 I mean-- [stammers] 662 00:28:16,402 --> 00:28:17,505 What? 663 00:28:20,678 --> 00:28:22,549 - Oh, you want me to go grab a duck? - Please. 664 00:28:22,682 --> 00:28:24,953 - [Sydney] I mean-- - Sick. What kind of duck? 665 00:28:25,086 --> 00:28:26,824 [Sammy] Freshwater? I saw one at the park. 666 00:28:26,824 --> 00:28:30,063 - Should I get a trash bag from Neil? - No, no. No. Nope. 667 00:28:34,138 --> 00:28:35,440 - Do you remember? - What? 668 00:28:35,541 --> 00:28:36,877 - The longest haunt? Yeah. - Uncle Gary and Dad? 669 00:28:36,877 --> 00:28:37,812 Dude. [stammers] 670 00:28:38,046 --> 00:28:39,282 [both] Six years. 671 00:28:39,282 --> 00:28:41,118 That’s-- That’s insa-- He was doing-- 672 00:28:41,285 --> 00:28:42,421 Dude, Dad did some crazy shit. 673 00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:44,659 He was fucking putting fake LLCs in his name. 674 00:28:44,659 --> 00:28:46,395 And by the time he was done being haunted, 675 00:28:46,597 --> 00:28:47,966 he had, like, 1500 businesses. 676 00:28:47,966 --> 00:28:50,403 I know. He made fake adoption papers. 677 00:28:50,403 --> 00:28:51,674 [sighs] 678 00:28:51,674 --> 00:28:53,242 [phone vibrates] 679 00:28:53,844 --> 00:28:57,785 - [vibrating] - [sighs] 680 00:28:58,688 --> 00:29:00,323 [inhales deeply] 681 00:29:01,860 --> 00:29:03,430 What’s up, Computer? 682 00:29:03,597 --> 00:29:05,367 - Pastry chef? - What about him? 683 00:29:05,367 --> 00:29:07,271 I mean, he-- he makes two things, 684 00:29:07,437 --> 00:29:09,643 so that makes him too expensive. 685 00:29:11,445 --> 00:29:12,414 Okay. 686 00:29:12,414 --> 00:29:14,720 W-What do you want me to do about it? 687 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,355 Do you need a pastry chef? 688 00:29:18,192 --> 00:29:19,830 - That’s Marcus. - Do you need a Marcus? 689 00:29:19,830 --> 00:29:21,534 Yeah, we need a Marcus. 690 00:29:21,667 --> 00:29:23,638 - Can you get a cheaper Marcus? - Computer. 691 00:29:23,771 --> 00:29:26,376 - Natalie. - I’ve known you for 35 years. 692 00:29:26,510 --> 00:29:28,814 You coached Mikey’s Little League team. 693 00:29:28,814 --> 00:29:30,116 You’re nice to Pete. 694 00:29:30,116 --> 00:29:33,289 If you fuck with Marcus, I will murder you. 695 00:29:35,996 --> 00:29:38,132 - Chef. - Chef. 696 00:29:49,188 --> 00:29:50,791 - You all right, pal? - Oh, uh, yes. 697 00:29:50,791 --> 00:29:52,428 Hi, Mr. Kalinowski. Hey. 698 00:29:52,562 --> 00:29:54,198 Syd, you know, if we’re gonna be partners, 699 00:29:54,198 --> 00:29:56,603 probably not a good idea for you to call me Mr. fucking Kalinowski. 700 00:29:56,603 --> 00:29:58,741 - Don’t you think? - You’re right. 701 00:29:58,741 --> 00:30:00,811 Oh, actually, you know, we’re not partners. 702 00:30:00,911 --> 00:30:03,584 We are not partners until you sign the fucking thingy. 703 00:30:03,584 --> 00:30:07,324 I know. I’ve-- I’ve been busy. That’s, uh, on me. 704 00:30:08,694 --> 00:30:11,165 You, um-- You excited? 705 00:30:11,734 --> 00:30:12,936 Yeah. 706 00:30:12,936 --> 00:30:15,908 Oh, wow. Try and contain yourself. 707 00:30:15,908 --> 00:30:18,013 Don’t rub it in everyone’s face or nothing. 708 00:30:18,246 --> 00:30:19,582 I’m excited. 709 00:30:21,318 --> 00:30:23,590 - Can I ask you something? - Yeah. 710 00:30:24,926 --> 00:30:26,697 Carm have a stick up his ass today or what? 711 00:30:26,830 --> 00:30:28,467 I mean, like, a bigger stick than usual? 712 00:30:28,567 --> 00:30:31,339 Like a giant fucking redwood tree lodged up there? 713 00:30:31,439 --> 00:30:34,780 I do not-- I do not know what you want me to say to that. 714 00:30:34,780 --> 00:30:36,617 [sighs] I just-- 715 00:30:37,451 --> 00:30:39,823 I wish he wasn’t so high-strung, you know? 716 00:30:41,259 --> 00:30:42,895 I tell you, Syd, sometimes... 717 00:30:45,433 --> 00:30:46,903 - [sighs] - What? 718 00:30:48,507 --> 00:30:50,578 I don’t know. I kinda think it’s my fault. 719 00:30:51,747 --> 00:30:52,982 How? 720 00:30:53,282 --> 00:30:56,524 I just wish I had done more to help ’em all out. 721 00:30:57,324 --> 00:30:59,362 - The kids? - Yeah, when they were younger. 722 00:31:00,330 --> 00:31:02,101 Well, you’re-- you’re doing a lot now. 723 00:31:02,367 --> 00:31:04,739 What if I’m making it worse buying ’em a fucking restaurant? 724 00:31:04,906 --> 00:31:06,343 Probably a different kind of little, 725 00:31:06,475 --> 00:31:07,845 different kind of late. Don’t you think? 726 00:31:07,845 --> 00:31:09,281 That’s not what I meant. 727 00:31:09,682 --> 00:31:10,885 What did you mean? 728 00:31:12,622 --> 00:31:13,757 You’re here. 729 00:31:19,368 --> 00:31:20,470 Okay. 730 00:31:21,205 --> 00:31:22,374 - Okay. - Um. 731 00:31:22,708 --> 00:31:23,811 Hey, uh-- 732 00:31:24,512 --> 00:31:25,915 Do me a favor, kid. 733 00:31:26,215 --> 00:31:29,221 Next time you get 15 seconds, press the fucking button. 734 00:31:47,592 --> 00:31:48,694 [sighs] 735 00:32:35,353 --> 00:32:37,692 ["Mixed Emotions" playing] 736 00:32:50,284 --> 00:32:53,422 ♪♪ You’re not the only one ♪ 737 00:32:57,264 --> 00:33:00,003 ♪♪ You’re not the only ship ♪ 738 00:33:00,671 --> 00:33:04,011 ♪♪ Adrift on this ocean ♪ 739 00:33:10,992 --> 00:33:14,633 ♪♪ You’re not the only one ♪ 740 00:33:14,633 --> 00:33:17,906 ♪♪ That’s feeling lonesome ♪ 741 00:33:17,906 --> 00:33:21,546 ♪♪ You’re not the only one ♪ 742 00:33:21,713 --> 00:33:27,191 ♪♪ With mixed emotions ♪ 743 00:33:27,324 --> 00:33:30,363 ♪♪ You’re not the only one ♪ 744 00:33:34,004 --> 00:33:36,776 ♪♪ You’re not the only one ♪ 745 00:33:40,918 --> 00:33:42,922 ♪♪ You’re not the only one ♪ 746 00:33:42,922 --> 00:33:48,399 ♪♪ You gotta stick, stick Stick together ♪ 747 00:33:48,533 --> 00:33:50,638 ♪♪ You’re not the only one ♪ 748 00:33:54,779 --> 00:33:57,317 - ♪♪ You’re not the only one ♪ - ♪♪ Yeah ♪ 749 00:33:57,518 --> 00:33:59,421 ♪♪ Fooling around ♪ 750 00:34:01,425 --> 00:34:06,570 - ♪♪ You’re not the only one ♪ - ♪♪ You’re not the only one ♪ 751 00:34:12,882 --> 00:34:13,951 [song ends] 56966

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