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{\an8}[Frances] Jane, this marriage protects us.
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{\an8}-Shut up!
-I'm sorry?
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-I don't want to be married.
-[Edward] We're all born to certain roles.
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Our destiny is set.
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Where's she going?
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[Frances] The Dudleys
will do anything for power,
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-and they are very, very, very rich.
-[laughing]
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We're leaving. Now.
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Stop! They're here!
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[grunts] Forgive me.
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-Ethian.
-How's my baby brother?
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[Seymour] Weaker than a Sicilian's virtue.
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-And his Will for Succession is...
-Done.
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I'm not afraid of death.
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[Seymour] Your eldest sister, Mary,
is indeed the rightful heir to the throne.
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-What if there was somebody else?
-Lady Jane.
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[Dudley] Lady Jane Grey?
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[Seymour] What a happy coincidence.
Jane's husband-to-be is your son.
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-You are the rudest man I have ever met.
-Well, the night is young. Mingle.
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Good evening!
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-Come with me.
-As if.
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[Jane] Mother, about the wedding.
Please don't make me marry him.
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I, Guildford, take thee, Jane...
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-[coughs]
-[Margaret] It's the Affliction!
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-[sighs]
-[crowd gasps]
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[♪ The Detroit Cobras: "Cha Cha Twist"]
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[Author] If you ever find yourself
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faking a fatal disease
to avoid saying "I do,"
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first, check there isn't a royal medic
in the congregation.
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Because if you don't,
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you might find yourself
strapped to a table by a sadist
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-with a penchant for knife-work.
-[song stops]
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Bollocks.
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A swift examination,
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Lady Jane, is the only way
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to assess if you are, in fact,
sickened by the Affliction
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and indeed near death,
as your recent collapse intimates,
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or if there is a-another simpler reason.
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[Author] She's faking.
The simpler reason is, she's faking.
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Here, now, let's have a little look,
shall we?
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Let's go in here. Lovely.
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And open-y, open-y.
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Lovely. And up here...
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The devil is that?
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Oh, no, no, I know what that is.
That's fine.
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-[sets instrument down]
-Might be a spleen thing.
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Mm, yes.
I'm all for de-spleening these days.
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[scoffs] Useless organ.
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-[snorts deeply, spits]
-[Jane] Ugh.
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Dear gods.
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Uh, Dr. Butts,
shouldn't you be with the King?
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Don't you women ever stop talking?
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Now, if you are ailed by the Affliction,
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the blood shall tell us everything.
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[Author] The blood shall tell him nothing.
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The blood is made from dried beetle shells
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and honey crystals
Jane chewed up and dribbled out.
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Cheerio.
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[slurps]
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[swishes, sighs]
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[smacks lips] Oh.
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Why, 'tis sweet. [exclaims]
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Perfect.
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-No Affliction.
-What?
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Don't say "what." Say "pardon."
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Your humors are out of balance.
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Thus excess melancholy
and unladylike aggression.
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A thorough bleed,
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-and the wedding may proceed.
-[gasps]
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And I'll get my boy to make the blood
into a, into a sausage for your breakfast.
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Yummy, yummy.
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[sighs]
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[Author] Jane's options are clear.
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Marriage or torture followed by marriage.
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Followed by a sausage
made from her own blood.
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[pants sharply]
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Stop! I'm better!
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You are a masterful healer.
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Mother?
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Dr. Butts healed me.
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I thought he would.
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-♪ Come on, baby ♪
-[♪ The Detroit Cobras:
"Cha Cha Twist" resumes]
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♪ Let's do the Twist ♪
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[door opens]
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♪ Come on, baby ♪
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♪ Let's do the Twist ♪
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♪ You look fine, yeah ♪
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Lady Jane, do you feel better?
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♪ ♪
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♪ Have you seen my sis? ♪
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-♪ Tell me, baby ♪♪
-[song ends]
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I do.
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{\an8}[♪ Emily Wolfe: "Holy Roller"]
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{\an8}[crowd murmuring]
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[crowd exclaiming]
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Swans mate for life. It's symbolic.
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[Author] Jane wants to throw up.
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Thank you.
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[Author] All that effort,
begging, pleading, running away,
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-and then the merest hint of torture...
-Wanker.
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...and she capitulated.
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-Did you just call me a wanker?
-Called myself a wanker.
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But I rather expect you're one, too.
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You are even more charming
and ladylike than I remember.
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Oh, and you're Galahad reborn.
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The very picture of chivalric manhood.
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Did you just say
that you're picturing my manhood?
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[Frances] Jane, darling,
I haven't congratulated you
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on this happy day.
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[Jane] I need some air.
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No more games.
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I know you hate it, but trust me,
you will find this marriage empowering.
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Empowering? [stammers] He owns me now.
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I am his wife. His chattel. His...
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His problem and no longer mine.
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Lady Frances. Lady Jane.
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-The Duke of Norfolk sends his fondest...
-Move, move and leave it in the gift room.
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Thank you.
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Jane, you outrank Guildford.
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His grandfather was an accountant.
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Whereas your great-grandfather
was the King of England.
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Tell me, Mother, did I fetch a good price
or was I a bargain?
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I would've paid them to take you.
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Eat your swan.
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Word to the wise. Now, listen.
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Target is in sight.
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The bull's-eye is clear
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-but still requires a steady hand...
-Dad.
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...as we pull back the bow.
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-So remember, twang, twang, twang.
-What?
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So, Stan, tell me about you.
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My fiancée has the plague.
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-Oh, bad luck.
-Hmm.
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My husband's dead.
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-Bad luck, indeed.
-I know.
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Mm.
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[slurping]
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Was that a withering look?
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Oh. And another one.
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Consider me withered.
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[whispers] How'd you fake
the blood in the church, anyway?
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Mm, the blood was not fake.
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Perhaps the medic was wrong
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and I do have the Affliction
simply crawling all over my lungs.
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And, hey, now that we're married,
you'll catch it and we'll both die.
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Fingers crossed.
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-Margaret.
-What?
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You're ten. Beer only.
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I love wine.
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-And Katherine loves bedding ceremonies.
-What? Shut up. No, I don't.
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[Author] Jane had forgotten all about
the bedding ceremony.
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-[Dudley] People? People. Eyes to me.
-[silverware tapping goblet]
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Eyes to me.
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Well.
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His Royal Highness, King Edward,
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has returned to the Palace
to rule our great Kingdom
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and to keep the Verity people safe!
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[crowd cheers]
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Now, there are many here today
who feared that this day would never come.
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I mean, my rascal son,
the Grey's unpopular daughter.
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But as my darling departed wife
used to say,
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there is a key for every lock.
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[crowd murmurs]
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And Guildford has managed
to insert that key today.
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So, let's raise a glass
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to the pure Verity union
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of Lady Jane Grey and my son,
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Lord Guildford Dudley!
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Stand up, the two of you. Come on.
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-Raise a glass to Jane and Guildford!
-[crowd cheering]
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[crowd] Jane and Guildford!
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Smile, huh? Teeth and eyes.
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-People love you.
-[applause]
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[crowd quiets]
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I'd like to say a few words.
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I stand before my countrymen... and women...
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offering not just my blessings
but those of my brother, King Edward.
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There is no soul he holds
in higher esteem than Jane.
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I hear he's coughing
all the way to his coffin, Bessie!
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-[laughter]
-Silence, fool!
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[crowd quiets]
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To speak of His Majesty's death
is treason, even in jest.
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I entreat you all to remember that
when speaking of my beloved brother.
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Besides, I can assure you,
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good King Edward is alive and safe.
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[Author] Incorrect.
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Edward is alive but not safe.
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[Seymour] Too much excitement.
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I knew it would be.
I'm always right about these things.
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What news of... of Jane?
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-Jane is fine.
-[door opens]
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Fainted with joy.
Bess is there on your behalf.
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[Charles whispers]
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Mm. More Ethian uprisings in the north.
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[Charles] The Pack, sire.
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Their beastly leader, Archer...
why haven't you killed him yet?
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I'm trying my best.
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I-I wish to be alone.
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[Mary] Sleep, brother.
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[door closes]
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[whistles]
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-They're gone.
-[Petunia whines, barks]
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I'm starving.
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Cheese.
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-Love cheese.
-[giggles]
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-Mmm.
-I have had an idea.
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-[pours drink]
-We can find the poisoner
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by finding the source of the poison.
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To dogs, it smells like
rotting flesh and poo-poo.
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When I find my poisoner,
I can order them boiled to death.
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[Edward laughs]
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Marvelously barbaric.
Dad's idea, of course.
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Of course.
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Oh, here's an idea.
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Find the source of the poison,
find the poisoner.
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Didn't I just say that?
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Tomorrow morning,
we're going to have an adventure.
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If I do this, if I help you,
then once your poisoner is dead...
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-Boiled.
-Boiled.
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Then you will come with me to Granny's.
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Promise me.
I can't go back there without you.
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I promise.
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I wonder what Jane is doing.
I hope she's having fun.
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[Author] Jane is not having fun.
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Like every virgin contemplating
her first meeting with "The Big D,"
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Jane is feeling a heady mix
of nerves and concupiscence.
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Or as the kids call it, "the raging horn."
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Jane has the raging horn for Guildford,
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even though she knows
he is utterly incorrigible
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and that their first time,
the bedding ceremony,
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will be in front of everybody
in this room.
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Not dancing?
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They're just stumbling and shit-faced.
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Well, let me tell you a secret.
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Sometimes getting shit-faced
is incredibly good fun.
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-You've got something in your teeth.
-What? [grunts]
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[goblet bangs on table]
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[Margaret] Kiss!
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-Kiss!
-Kiss!
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[crowd chanting, clapping]
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
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[crowd continues chanting "Kiss!"]
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[♪ Wet Leg: "Angelica"]
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[chanting and clapping continue faster]
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[chanting and clapping distort and slow]
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[distorted] Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
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♪ Comes to an end ♪
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♪ We all go again ♪♪
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-[Guildford whispers] As if.
-[song stops]
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00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,916
-[Jane grunts]
-[crowd groans]
250
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:33,041
[stammers] Th-There's plenty
of time for that.
251
00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:34,666
We all know what's coming.
252
00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:36,916
[crowd exclaiming]
253
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,791
[lighthearted music playing]
254
00:11:47,583 --> 00:11:49,541
[chuckles softly]
255
00:11:54,791 --> 00:11:56,125
[soft whoosh]
256
00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:09,291
[coins jingle]
257
00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:10,583
Thief.
258
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:16,916
How did that get in there?
259
00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:19,625
And an Ethian thief, I'd wager.
260
00:12:19,708 --> 00:12:21,916
I contain multitudes, My Lady.
261
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,250
[sighs]
262
00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:25,583
Well, it's been a pleasure.
263
00:12:25,666 --> 00:12:27,000
-But I must away...
-No!
264
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:28,500
Do you know a woman named Susannah?
265
00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:31,083
She's like you. Ethian.
266
00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,958
She's my best friend.
267
00:12:33,041 --> 00:12:35,291
We don't all know each other, actually.
268
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:38,000
What the tits?!
269
00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:41,250
[soft whoosh]
270
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:45,666
[coins jingling]
271
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,958
[Guildford] I had come in here
to apologize for my rudeness,
272
00:12:48,041 --> 00:12:49,708
but now I see
you're pilfering our wedding gifts.
273
00:12:49,791 --> 00:12:52,875
Perhaps I should. They'd fund my freedom.
274
00:12:52,958 --> 00:12:54,833
You humiliated me.
275
00:12:54,916 --> 00:12:59,625
This is a clearly doomed arrangement,
so yes, I intend to leave you.
276
00:12:59,708 --> 00:13:02,541
-As soon as possible.
-Oh. Why?
277
00:13:02,625 --> 00:13:04,750
You are one of
the most notorious rakes in London.
278
00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:07,750
-Oh. Thank you.
-Oh, it's not a good thing.
279
00:13:07,833 --> 00:13:09,625
Do you know what people say about you?
280
00:13:09,708 --> 00:13:12,250
That you sleep all day, carouse all night,
281
00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,416
spending your time with knaves, fools,
harlots, drunkards, braggarts...
282
00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,666
Well, you certainly seemed
to enjoy my company in the tavern.
283
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:19,000
-[scoffs]
-And besides,
284
00:13:19,083 --> 00:13:20,583
at least I have friends.
285
00:13:20,666 --> 00:13:22,666
And yet you still married me.
286
00:13:22,750 --> 00:13:25,333
-A complete stranger.
-I had my reasons.
287
00:13:25,416 --> 00:13:27,500
Oh, how terribly cryptic.
288
00:13:27,583 --> 00:13:29,875
My, what a fascinating enigma you are.
289
00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:31,000
What were your reasons?
290
00:13:31,083 --> 00:13:32,500
Money.
291
00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:34,916
And to save my sister Katherine
from an ancient Duke
292
00:13:35,000 --> 00:13:36,833
who smells like a forgotten chamber pot.
293
00:13:37,958 --> 00:13:40,416
Do I smell like a forgotten chamber pot?
294
00:13:42,375 --> 00:13:44,958
I have not smelled you. [scoffs softly]
295
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,416
And I don't intend to.
296
00:13:46,500 --> 00:13:50,000
[Author] It was not the killer exit line
that Jane was hoping for,
297
00:13:50,083 --> 00:13:51,750
but it was all she had.
298
00:13:51,833 --> 00:13:54,250
-[Katherine] There you are.
-[Dudley] Ah, the young lovers.
299
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,916
I began to wonder
if you'd given in to temptation
300
00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,625
-and jumped into the proverbial sack.
-No. Dad. Absolutely not.
301
00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:03,416
Jolly good, because the bedding ceremony
is about to begin.
302
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:05,208
Come on. Let's go.
303
00:14:05,291 --> 00:14:06,625
Come on.
304
00:14:07,875 --> 00:14:11,958
After which, you must actually shag,
305
00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:13,416
seal the deal.
306
00:14:13,500 --> 00:14:16,250
Huh? Otherwise,
this marriage could be ended
307
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:17,583
-like that.
-[fingers snap]
308
00:14:17,666 --> 00:14:20,375
[♪ Goat Girl: "Tainted Love"]
309
00:14:20,458 --> 00:14:23,416
[lively chatter, laughter]
310
00:14:26,916 --> 00:14:29,125
-Dad, really?
-This way. Come on.
311
00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:33,250
♪ I feel I've got to run away ♪
312
00:14:33,333 --> 00:14:35,916
♪ I've got to get away... ♪
313
00:14:36,000 --> 00:14:38,625
Well, this is quite the turnout,
isn't it, eh?
314
00:14:38,708 --> 00:14:39,958
Goodness.
315
00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:45,916
Jane, I know we haven't discussed
what happens between a man and a woman,
316
00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:49,541
but if you're anything like me, I think
you'll take to it like a duck to water.
317
00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:53,500
Please, do not demean us both
with a speech about the marital bed.
318
00:14:53,583 --> 00:14:55,541
[Dudley] Right, get it off. Come on.
319
00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,416
Remember, there's a deal to be sealed.
320
00:14:57,500 --> 00:15:00,916
Fun is fun, but work is work.
Get the job done.
321
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,500
[Frances] Now, Jane, darling,
322
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:05,625
mouth closed, legs open.
323
00:15:05,708 --> 00:15:06,708
You're killing me.
324
00:15:06,791 --> 00:15:08,375
Now, that is a shoulder.
325
00:15:08,458 --> 00:15:11,041
-Time ticks by, we all get older.
-Please, Dad.
326
00:15:11,125 --> 00:15:13,166
I spy a maiden's shoulder.
327
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:14,375
[Stan] Tell you what, chaps.
328
00:15:14,458 --> 00:15:17,166
I do rather fancy mummykins. [chuckles]
329
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:18,375
I've got a few tips.
330
00:15:18,458 --> 00:15:22,000
Hold anything firm firmly
331
00:15:22,083 --> 00:15:25,541
and anything soft softly.
332
00:15:25,625 --> 00:15:28,208
-Apparently, it really hurts.
-Shh. Don't listen to her.
333
00:15:29,916 --> 00:15:32,208
-[dramatic music playing]
-[heart beating slowly]
334
00:15:36,541 --> 00:15:38,583
-[crowd cheering]
-[♪ Goat Girl: "Tainted Love" continues]
335
00:15:44,125 --> 00:15:46,625
[crowd cheering]
336
00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:50,375
Why aren't they leaving?
337
00:15:50,458 --> 00:15:54,083
They need to see our legs
to prove consummation.
338
00:15:54,166 --> 00:15:56,750
They'll leave
if we frot against each other.
339
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,500
Our feet, I mean.
340
00:16:02,041 --> 00:16:05,083
♪ Take my tears
and that's not nearly all ♪
341
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:06,958
-[crowd cheering]
-♪ Tainted love ♪
342
00:16:07,041 --> 00:16:08,458
♪ Oh ♪
343
00:16:08,541 --> 00:16:11,333
♪ Tainted, oh... ♪
344
00:16:11,416 --> 00:16:13,916
-Yes! [whoops]
-[crowd cheering]
345
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:17,208
♪ I cannot stand the way you tease ♪♪
346
00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:19,291
[lively chatter, laughter]
347
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:23,166
[song fades]
348
00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,125
Now what?
349
00:16:25,208 --> 00:16:26,416
Just wait.
350
00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:29,208
[door closes]
351
00:16:29,291 --> 00:16:30,458
[sighs]
352
00:16:34,083 --> 00:16:35,291
Jane.
353
00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:38,291
Now that we are finally alone,
let me be clear.
354
00:16:38,375 --> 00:16:41,125
I do not think
that I should have to defend myself
355
00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:44,000
or the way that I've chosen
to live my life until now.
356
00:16:44,083 --> 00:16:47,458
-Because it's indefensible.
-Uh, let me speak.
357
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:49,833
Jane.
358
00:16:49,916 --> 00:16:52,625
Do you...
359
00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:57,708
Have you ever been in a situation
where you've had to do a certain thing,
360
00:16:57,791 --> 00:16:59,250
and then when you got there,
361
00:16:59,333 --> 00:17:01,458
you didn't know
if you could go through with it?
362
00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:03,458
[gentle music playing]
363
00:17:10,625 --> 00:17:12,541
Not without a drink, at least.
364
00:17:16,083 --> 00:17:19,916
Actually, I don't require wine
for courage.
365
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,041
Or personality.
366
00:17:21,125 --> 00:17:23,791
Gods' teeth, no wonder your mother
sold you to the highest bidder.
367
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:26,541
-No wonder your father
had to buy you a wife.
-Well, I should thank him.
368
00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:28,458
Because, of all the heinous,
know-it-all wenches in the world,
369
00:17:28,541 --> 00:17:29,583
I got stuck with you.
370
00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:31,375
How dare you speak to me like that?!
371
00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,166
-Because I'm your Lord husband!
-[scoffs]
372
00:17:33,250 --> 00:17:35,500
Who you are to love, honor and obey.
373
00:17:35,583 --> 00:17:37,250
Ha!
374
00:17:41,166 --> 00:17:42,291
Missed!
375
00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,458
I wish to be alone until the morrow.
376
00:17:49,541 --> 00:17:51,416
-Jane, that's the...
-Good night.
377
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:52,708
Dressing room.
378
00:17:52,791 --> 00:17:54,583
[whispers] Shit.
379
00:17:54,666 --> 00:17:56,500
-[thump on door]
-[Jane] Hello?
380
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:58,666
-Let me out. Bastard!
-[banging on door]
381
00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:00,750
[whimsical music playing]
382
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,375
[both moaning, breathing heavily]
383
00:18:09,291 --> 00:18:10,750
Ah, mm-mm. To the left.
384
00:18:10,833 --> 00:18:12,625
Left, left, left, left, left.
385
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:15,875
That's better.
386
00:18:15,958 --> 00:18:17,041
[moans]
387
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:19,333
[laughing]
388
00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:21,416
[moaning]
389
00:18:23,208 --> 00:18:25,208
[moaning loudly]
390
00:18:26,458 --> 00:18:28,750
[grunting]
391
00:18:30,083 --> 00:18:32,208
[breathing heavily]
392
00:18:32,291 --> 00:18:33,500
[sighs, exhales sharply]
393
00:18:33,583 --> 00:18:36,208
Uh, actually, I didn't.
394
00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:38,000
Oh, well, something to look forward to.
395
00:18:38,083 --> 00:18:41,125
Look, do-do you mind
if we just hop back up?
396
00:18:41,208 --> 00:18:43,166
I'll be awfully fast.
397
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:44,541
Ow!
398
00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,500
Stan, is that damp in the ceiling?
399
00:18:48,583 --> 00:18:50,416
Look at him.
400
00:18:50,500 --> 00:18:52,125
He just feels so sad.
401
00:18:52,208 --> 00:18:54,250
Ah, he'll get over it.
402
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:57,333
Why doesn't your father
take better care of this place?
403
00:18:57,416 --> 00:18:59,833
Daddy likes to spend money.
He's just not good at earning it.
404
00:19:01,416 --> 00:19:03,000
Dudley's broke?
405
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,333
-How broke?!
-[gasps]
406
00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,625
You're scaring me.
407
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,291
And I kind of like it.
408
00:19:11,375 --> 00:19:13,208
[both chuckling]
409
00:19:15,916 --> 00:19:17,166
Oh.
410
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:21,291
It must be... terribly vexing,
411
00:19:21,375 --> 00:19:23,958
this money situation, for all of you.
412
00:19:24,041 --> 00:19:25,958
Now, um... [clears throat]
413
00:19:26,041 --> 00:19:28,000
come and unburden yourself
414
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:31,250
and tell me...
415
00:19:31,333 --> 00:19:32,875
everything.
416
00:19:35,458 --> 00:19:37,458
[breathing heavily]
417
00:19:37,541 --> 00:19:39,541
[upbeat music playing]
418
00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:45,333
[thunder rumbling]
419
00:19:52,666 --> 00:19:54,375
I cannot tempt you to join me?
420
00:19:54,458 --> 00:19:57,708
I detest bathing.
421
00:19:57,791 --> 00:20:00,083
How many times do I have to tell you?
422
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:01,375
We are peevish, I see.
423
00:20:04,291 --> 00:20:06,166
[intriguing music playing]
424
00:20:09,416 --> 00:20:10,833
Patience, Princess.
425
00:20:10,916 --> 00:20:12,958
The throne will be yours.
It is your birthright.
426
00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:15,041
And when you have that crown,
427
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:17,291
-we can finally be married.
-We can finally slay all the Ethians
428
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:20,041
-just like Daddy would've wanted.
-That's exactly what I said.
429
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:22,666
That's not what you said.
430
00:20:24,208 --> 00:20:25,833
Naturally, once Queen,
431
00:20:25,916 --> 00:20:28,583
betrothal will be your honor
to bestow upon me.
432
00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:34,000
But until that happy day arrives,
I hoped you would accept
433
00:20:34,083 --> 00:20:36,125
this token of
my abiding love and affection.
434
00:20:37,916 --> 00:20:40,000
My love.
435
00:20:40,083 --> 00:20:41,458
I'm overcome.
436
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:44,958
But you know I can't accept it.
437
00:20:45,041 --> 00:20:48,791
You give me your ring instead,
438
00:20:48,875 --> 00:20:53,166
and I'll wear that on a chain around
my neck as a symbol of love and fidelity.
439
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,416
My eye ring?
That-that was a gift from King Henry.
440
00:20:55,500 --> 00:20:59,125
Yes, I know.
And as he gave it to you, he kissed it.
441
00:20:59,208 --> 00:21:01,083
'Cause you're special.
442
00:21:07,833 --> 00:21:10,166
And now we have Daddy's blessing.
443
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,625
[door opens]
444
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:18,708
-Hello?
-[knocks]
445
00:21:18,791 --> 00:21:20,583
Hello? Guildford Dudley, let me out!
446
00:21:20,666 --> 00:21:23,000
-[banging on door]
-Let me out of here!
447
00:21:23,083 --> 00:21:26,541
You let me out of here,
Guildford Dudley, right now!
448
00:21:26,625 --> 00:21:29,166
Oh, you bastard! Leaving me...
449
00:21:29,250 --> 00:21:30,250
Where is he?
450
00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:33,375
Lady Jane! You can't go out like that.
You're practically naked!
451
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:34,708
Your hair!
452
00:21:37,083 --> 00:21:38,958
You are a wife now.
453
00:21:39,041 --> 00:21:41,416
You only take your hair down
when you're alone with himself.
454
00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:43,083
During marital purposes.
455
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:44,583
Marital...
456
00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:45,666
Oh.
457
00:21:45,750 --> 00:21:48,750
[sighs] A woman needs it
at least once a day.
458
00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:49,916
I like it twice myself.
459
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:54,416
If you don't get it, then all the fluids
and vapors build up and cause fits.
460
00:21:54,500 --> 00:21:57,708
I knew a widow from Exeter
who missed marital purposes so much
461
00:21:57,791 --> 00:21:59,041
that her eyes exploded.
462
00:22:01,375 --> 00:22:02,750
And then she died.
463
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:07,291
Guildford will show you what to do.
464
00:22:07,375 --> 00:22:08,625
Where is Lord Guildford?
465
00:22:08,708 --> 00:22:12,833
Oh, he keeps a bed down by the stables.
He likes the easy access to town.
466
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:16,166
Oh, I'm sure he does.
467
00:22:16,250 --> 00:22:19,250
[♪ Black Honey: "Wild Thing"]
468
00:22:24,666 --> 00:22:26,958
♪ Wild thing ♪
469
00:22:29,041 --> 00:22:32,500
♪ You make my heart sing ♪
470
00:22:33,916 --> 00:22:39,083
♪ You make everything groovy ♪
471
00:22:39,166 --> 00:22:40,291
[sighs]
472
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:42,833
♪ Wild thing ♪
473
00:22:52,125 --> 00:22:54,000
[song ends]
474
00:22:54,083 --> 00:22:55,125
You!
475
00:22:56,166 --> 00:23:00,166
You left me stuck in that sodding
dressing room all night, you knave.
476
00:23:00,250 --> 00:23:03,833
You locked yourself
in the sodding dressing room, you numpty.
477
00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:06,333
-[birds chirping]
-[suspenseful music playing]
478
00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:09,125
Jane, I really need to be alone.
479
00:23:09,208 --> 00:23:13,250
Oh, well, we're married now,
so not being alone is part of the deal.
480
00:23:13,333 --> 00:23:15,583
Jane, please just leave.
481
00:23:16,666 --> 00:23:17,791
Why?
482
00:23:17,875 --> 00:23:19,125
Where are you...
483
00:23:21,666 --> 00:23:24,833
[whinnies, neighs]
484
00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:28,000
You're a horse?
485
00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:31,291
Change back.
486
00:23:32,500 --> 00:23:35,875
Guildford, there are servants everywhere.
Someone is going to see you. Change back.
487
00:23:35,958 --> 00:23:37,375
[neighs]
488
00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:40,625
-[door opens]
-Ah, I thought I'd find you here.
489
00:23:40,708 --> 00:23:44,666
The inevitable
wedding morning conversation.
490
00:23:44,750 --> 00:23:47,541
Uh, he can't change. Not until sunset.
491
00:23:47,625 --> 00:23:49,125
Uh, meet Rupert.
492
00:23:49,208 --> 00:23:51,083
-He's Guildford's groom.
-Milady.
493
00:23:51,166 --> 00:23:52,208
What?
494
00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:54,208
Don't say "what." Say "pardon."
495
00:23:54,291 --> 00:23:56,875
Guildford can't control his Ethian powers.
496
00:23:56,958 --> 00:23:58,333
Why?
497
00:23:58,416 --> 00:24:01,041
Ethians can change back and forth
whenever they want. Everybody knows that.
498
00:24:01,125 --> 00:24:02,416
Not my boy.
499
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,166
Never has. We don't know why.
500
00:24:04,250 --> 00:24:07,083
It's a sort of horse-by-day,
man-by-night thing.
501
00:24:07,166 --> 00:24:08,541
That's not a thing.
502
00:24:08,625 --> 00:24:10,291
I think you're in shock.
503
00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:13,541
Give yourself a little time,
and you'll see that it's not that bad.
504
00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:15,041
I mean, look at him.
505
00:24:15,125 --> 00:24:18,875
It's not as if he's one of those
Pack Ethians you hear so much about.
506
00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:22,625
I mean, with Guildford,
it's... it's more of a quirk.
507
00:24:22,708 --> 00:24:27,750
So, you, Rupert and Guildford
will embark upon your honeymoon today.
508
00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,833
Honeymoon?
509
00:24:29,916 --> 00:24:33,583
Why would I go on a honeymoon
with a horse?
510
00:24:33,666 --> 00:24:36,291
To evade prying eyes
511
00:24:36,375 --> 00:24:40,541
and have some time to adjust and to focus
on the realities of your marriage.
512
00:24:40,625 --> 00:24:43,375
No. No. I can't stay married to him.
513
00:24:43,458 --> 00:24:45,500
Jane. Jane, Jane, Jane.
514
00:24:45,583 --> 00:24:49,125
I often find, with very clever people
like your good self,
515
00:24:49,208 --> 00:24:52,833
they gad about the place spouting Greek
and generally arse-ing things up,
516
00:24:52,916 --> 00:24:56,541
but they're frequently blind
to bigger truths.
517
00:24:56,625 --> 00:25:01,583
Do you know the punishment
for Ethian-Verity intermarriage?
518
00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:03,666
[suspenseful music playing]
519
00:25:05,083 --> 00:25:07,083
If I tell anyone, we're all dead.
520
00:25:07,166 --> 00:25:11,250
You, him, me, your mother, your sisters.
521
00:25:11,333 --> 00:25:12,958
Me, probably.
522
00:25:13,041 --> 00:25:15,500
-Oh, definitely you.
-No, this is madness.
523
00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:18,083
My cousin, King Edward, will annul
this marriage. He will protect me.
524
00:25:18,166 --> 00:25:20,750
The ailing Verity King,
525
00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:22,625
who's expanded Division Laws,
526
00:25:22,708 --> 00:25:26,125
who's constantly hanging
Ethian miscreants?
527
00:25:26,208 --> 00:25:28,375
Do you really want
to bet your life on that?
528
00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:31,625
The only clear way out of this
529
00:25:31,708 --> 00:25:34,208
is quiet obedience.
530
00:25:34,291 --> 00:25:37,500
And a honeymoon far, far away.
531
00:25:37,583 --> 00:25:39,375
[Guildford neighs]
532
00:25:39,458 --> 00:25:41,000
Oh, Jane.
533
00:25:41,083 --> 00:25:44,791
Did you actually think
you'd find a real man to marry you?
534
00:25:47,166 --> 00:25:49,166
[door opens]
535
00:25:50,541 --> 00:25:51,750
[door closes]
536
00:25:51,833 --> 00:25:53,666
[whinnies]
537
00:25:53,750 --> 00:25:54,875
-[barks]
-[coughing]
538
00:25:54,958 --> 00:25:59,583
[Author] As a boy,
Edward thrilled at tales of Emperor Nero,
539
00:25:59,666 --> 00:26:04,041
who would don a disguise
and cavort around Rome as a commoner.
540
00:26:04,125 --> 00:26:07,583
Now Edward is finally about
to experience it for himself.
541
00:26:07,666 --> 00:26:10,916
The world as a normal person.
542
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:16,500
A pleb, a pauper,
someone who isn't probably dying.
543
00:26:16,583 --> 00:26:20,041
Someone who shall uncover the truth,
dash it.
544
00:26:20,125 --> 00:26:21,958
Old woman.
545
00:26:22,041 --> 00:26:24,208
I am a simple farmer seeking a herbalist.
546
00:26:24,291 --> 00:26:26,708
-Pray tell...
-Buy me pig or bugger off.
547
00:26:29,458 --> 00:26:32,041
Did you see that?
No idea who I was.
548
00:26:32,125 --> 00:26:33,250
"Bugger off," she said.
549
00:26:33,333 --> 00:26:36,875
-I can't see a herbalist anywhere.
-Perhaps we should try the next village.
550
00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:39,375
Wait. Look.
551
00:26:41,541 --> 00:26:43,125
It's only a flower girl.
552
00:26:44,708 --> 00:26:46,125
No, she isn't.
553
00:26:46,208 --> 00:26:50,083
You distract her.
I'll change and take a sniff around.
554
00:26:50,166 --> 00:26:53,083
Marjoram, feverfew, sage and daisies.
555
00:26:53,166 --> 00:26:56,916
Good for what ails you
and bad for what might impale you.
556
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,791
Good morrow, flower peasant.
557
00:26:59,875 --> 00:27:02,000
What can I do you for, sir?
558
00:27:02,083 --> 00:27:05,166
I need a... sleeping potion.
559
00:27:05,250 --> 00:27:07,375
Yeah, chamomile. Make a draft.
560
00:27:07,458 --> 00:27:09,791
I mean a more... permanent sleep.
561
00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:13,750
No. Sorry. Bugger off.
562
00:27:14,833 --> 00:27:16,458
[barks, sniffs]
563
00:27:16,541 --> 00:27:18,750
[woman] Filthy beast.
564
00:27:18,833 --> 00:27:22,333
Look at the state of ya. Ethian scum!
565
00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:25,750
I'm only a field mouse! [sobbing]
566
00:27:25,833 --> 00:27:28,291
Guards. Where are you taking her?
567
00:27:28,375 --> 00:27:29,375
Guards!
568
00:27:32,333 --> 00:27:33,666
Where are they taking her?
569
00:27:33,750 --> 00:27:35,916
Who cares? She's a beast.
570
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:37,250
I told you.
571
00:27:37,333 --> 00:27:39,583
-A-About the sleeping draft, I...
-Look, mate.
572
00:27:39,666 --> 00:27:41,458
-Poison is verboten.
-[soft whoosh]
573
00:27:41,541 --> 00:27:42,708
Get it?
574
00:27:42,791 --> 00:27:46,000
I don't have it. I don't sell it.
I don't even know what it is.
575
00:27:47,583 --> 00:27:48,958
[Edward] Tofana?
576
00:27:50,500 --> 00:27:51,916
It's a poisoner's box.
577
00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:53,416
You nasty little thief.
578
00:27:53,500 --> 00:27:55,041
You filthy little poison merchant.
579
00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:57,875
To whom did you sell this?
Was it someone at the Palace?
580
00:28:00,250 --> 00:28:01,958
Tell him or I'll cut your blinking throat.
581
00:28:02,041 --> 00:28:03,500
Fine.
582
00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:06,541
Maybe I sold Tofana here.
583
00:28:06,625 --> 00:28:08,416
S-Some berk in a cloak.
584
00:28:08,500 --> 00:28:10,083
Guy with a creepy ring.
585
00:28:10,166 --> 00:28:12,708
-Looked a bit like an eyeball.
-What sort of eyeball?
586
00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:14,208
[grunts]
587
00:28:14,291 --> 00:28:17,416
Get out of here and leave me in peace.
588
00:28:17,500 --> 00:28:18,500
[grunts]
589
00:28:22,625 --> 00:28:24,416
What does that mean?
590
00:28:24,500 --> 00:28:27,333
-It's kind of like "bugger off."
-Ah, I see.
591
00:28:28,791 --> 00:28:29,791
Tofana.
592
00:28:29,875 --> 00:28:32,250
-We must get you to Granny.
-No, no.
593
00:28:32,333 --> 00:28:35,041
-I need to talk to Jane.
-[horse neighs]
594
00:28:37,541 --> 00:28:39,875
[Author] A horse for a husband.
595
00:28:39,958 --> 00:28:43,458
A fucking horse for a husband.
596
00:28:43,541 --> 00:28:45,583
And a lying horse-husband at that.
597
00:28:45,666 --> 00:28:48,208
Jane wants more than ever to escape.
598
00:28:48,291 --> 00:28:51,291
And perhaps,
if she hawks her valuable wedding gifts,
599
00:28:51,375 --> 00:28:52,750
she can.
600
00:28:55,916 --> 00:28:57,750
Would you please unlock that?
601
00:28:57,833 --> 00:28:59,791
Oh, no. It's going on honeymoon with you.
602
00:28:59,875 --> 00:29:00,958
Exciting.
603
00:29:01,041 --> 00:29:03,208
There are some gifts
that I would like to retrieve.
604
00:29:03,291 --> 00:29:06,208
Your new Lord and master's orders, Milady.
605
00:29:06,291 --> 00:29:08,291
He is not my Lord and master.
606
00:29:09,375 --> 00:29:10,625
[Stan] Greetings, sister.
607
00:29:12,250 --> 00:29:13,791
Salutations, urchin-kicker.
608
00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:16,666
Oh, they love me.
How's married life?
609
00:29:16,750 --> 00:29:18,708
[clicking tongue to imitate hoofbeats]
610
00:29:18,791 --> 00:29:20,208
Tallyho.
611
00:29:20,291 --> 00:29:22,125
[whispers] Good luck with that.
612
00:29:22,208 --> 00:29:24,416
This just arrived for you.
From His Majesty.
613
00:29:31,208 --> 00:29:33,083
Bit manky, innit?
614
00:29:33,166 --> 00:29:35,666
-We played with it as children.
-Exactly.
615
00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:36,958
Manky.
616
00:29:38,666 --> 00:29:40,541
Say hi to your mum for me.
617
00:29:45,875 --> 00:29:48,166
[intriguing music playing]
618
00:29:51,458 --> 00:29:54,833
{\an8}[Author] The note from Edward
could only mean one thing.
619
00:29:54,916 --> 00:29:58,541
Jane's fake collapse in the church
had forced him to come to his senses
620
00:29:58,625 --> 00:30:01,458
and annul her disaster of a marriage.
621
00:30:01,541 --> 00:30:02,583
[Jane] Edward.
622
00:30:04,041 --> 00:30:07,583
Very definition of cloak and dagger.
623
00:30:10,125 --> 00:30:12,458
-You look better.
-Jane...
624
00:30:13,541 --> 00:30:14,875
...what do you know about poison?
625
00:30:14,958 --> 00:30:17,333
I have this friend,
626
00:30:17,416 --> 00:30:20,083
and he thinks he might have
accidentally ingested Tofana.
627
00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:22,458
The Florentine Widowmaker?
628
00:30:22,541 --> 00:30:24,250
Yes. I knew you would know.
629
00:30:24,333 --> 00:30:27,500
You've always been so jolly clever
about things like this.
630
00:30:28,750 --> 00:30:30,625
-How bad is it?
-Catastrophic.
631
00:30:31,708 --> 00:30:34,208
Tofana is the most lethal substance
that there is.
632
00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:36,416
I mean, in large doses,
well, it kills you instantly.
633
00:30:36,500 --> 00:30:39,583
In small doses, it creeps into your lungs,
seeps into your blood
634
00:30:39,666 --> 00:30:42,416
-until it reaches your heart, and then...
-And then?
635
00:30:44,041 --> 00:30:45,958
-You die.
-[whimpers]
636
00:30:49,708 --> 00:30:51,416
I know.
637
00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,791
I'll stay here for a while
and help your poor friend.
638
00:30:53,875 --> 00:30:56,625
Jane, I won't help you
abandon your wifely duties.
639
00:30:56,708 --> 00:30:58,958
[sighs] You sound like Guildford.
640
00:30:59,041 --> 00:31:01,958
-He can't be that bad, honestly.
-He is that bad.
641
00:31:02,041 --> 00:31:03,500
In fact, he is...
642
00:31:04,833 --> 00:31:06,208
What?
643
00:31:06,291 --> 00:31:08,458
What is he?
644
00:31:08,541 --> 00:31:11,416
You know, you used to be
the one person in whom I could confide.
645
00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:16,208
There was nothing
we wouldn't do for each other.
646
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:18,250
Jane, there is so much going on
that you don't and cannot know.
647
00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:20,291
-What do I not know?
-No, it's none of your concern.
648
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:23,750
-Gods, why are you being such a prat?
-Do not speak to your King like that.
649
00:31:23,833 --> 00:31:28,416
You do realize it doesn't matter
how many times you say "King."
650
00:31:28,500 --> 00:31:30,875
-You'll never be your father.
-And you're nothing but a wife!
651
00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,125
Just Guildford Dudley's property.
652
00:31:35,541 --> 00:31:38,791
[♪ Black Honey: "Beaches"]
653
00:31:38,875 --> 00:31:41,625
♪ I've been telling you lies ♪
654
00:31:41,708 --> 00:31:44,458
-♪ Not so good at the truth ♪
-[barking]
655
00:31:44,541 --> 00:31:47,125
♪ So I won't have to try ♪
656
00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:50,583
♪ Being good for you ♪
657
00:31:50,666 --> 00:31:53,166
-♪ Go ♪
-♪ Girls like the boys ♪
658
00:31:53,250 --> 00:31:54,458
♪ When they act like the girls ♪
659
00:31:54,541 --> 00:31:57,333
♪ And all they ever wanted
was the whole damn world ♪
660
00:31:57,416 --> 00:32:00,208
♪ Walking in the wild
in a bad black leather ♪♪
661
00:32:01,625 --> 00:32:03,208
[song ends]
662
00:32:03,291 --> 00:32:04,583
[burps] Oh.
663
00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:06,916
[sighs] Whale pie. A little gamey.
664
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:10,416
-Whale. Such a challenge to digest.
-I know.
665
00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:12,750
[man] All rise for the King!
666
00:32:14,750 --> 00:32:17,000
[crowd, overlapping] Your Majesty.
667
00:32:19,833 --> 00:32:21,416
[Edward] I call you here today
668
00:32:21,500 --> 00:32:25,708
to impart news that will,
I trust, shock you
669
00:32:25,791 --> 00:32:28,166
as much as it shocked me.
670
00:32:28,250 --> 00:32:30,541
I have ascertained that my malaise
671
00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:32,875
is not the Affliction.
672
00:32:34,250 --> 00:32:36,708
It is, in fact, poison.
673
00:32:36,791 --> 00:32:39,000
[crowd gasping, murmuring]
674
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:43,958
Furthermore, I have reason to believe
that my would-be assassin
675
00:32:44,041 --> 00:32:45,541
is somebody at Court.
676
00:32:45,625 --> 00:32:47,833
It could even be one of you.
677
00:32:47,916 --> 00:32:50,416
[crowd gasping, murmuring]
678
00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:56,208
I demand each of you pledge
to stop at nothing to find the culprit.
679
00:32:56,291 --> 00:32:59,083
Your Majesty, please, rest assured that...
680
00:32:59,166 --> 00:33:01,791
We will endeavor to find
who's responsible for this.
681
00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:04,916
-We will go to all lengths,
and we will not stop until...
-We will not stop.
682
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:07,291
You must banish any doubt
within the royal mind...
683
00:33:07,375 --> 00:33:09,083
-Every person within this Court...
-I'm still speaking.
684
00:33:09,166 --> 00:33:10,916
[Dudley] This atrocity...
685
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,958
-We'll solve forthwith.
-We'll endeavor to find
who's responsible for this.
686
00:33:14,041 --> 00:33:16,500
-We'll go to all lengths...
-There is no length
to which we will not go.
687
00:33:16,583 --> 00:33:18,416
-It's as simple as that.
It is as simple as that.
-It is as simple as that.
688
00:33:18,500 --> 00:33:21,250
-We will find them, Your Majesty.
-It is as... That's enough. That's enough.
689
00:33:22,583 --> 00:33:24,375
If you cannot find the poisoner,
690
00:33:24,458 --> 00:33:26,916
I'll assume
you're all treasonous bastards.
691
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:28,916
[crowd gasping]
692
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,833
And I'll boil you all together.
693
00:33:30,916 --> 00:33:33,708
[crowd gasping, murmuring]
694
00:33:37,708 --> 00:33:41,458
So, without further ado...
695
00:33:42,541 --> 00:33:44,208
...bugger off!
696
00:33:45,791 --> 00:33:48,458
[Seymour] Delusions of persecution.
697
00:33:48,541 --> 00:33:50,083
The King is losing his wits.
698
00:33:50,166 --> 00:33:52,708
Often happens
in the latter stages of the Affliction.
699
00:33:52,791 --> 00:33:54,166
Perhaps you're right. He looked terrible.
700
00:33:54,250 --> 00:33:55,833
Positively waxy.
701
00:33:55,916 --> 00:33:58,041
-Most unpleasant.
-Oh, most unpleasant.
702
00:33:58,125 --> 00:34:00,125
Let me look into this poisoning business.
703
00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:01,916
Nothing's more important
than the monarchy.
704
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:03,583
-Quite.
-Quite.
705
00:34:03,666 --> 00:34:04,708
Quite.
706
00:34:04,791 --> 00:34:07,083
[Author] When Englishmen
truly hate each other,
707
00:34:07,166 --> 00:34:09,416
they will agree profusely.
708
00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:20,166
He knows. The King knows.
709
00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:21,541
The King knows?
710
00:34:23,625 --> 00:34:26,250
You fool. You fool!
711
00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:27,541
I told you!
712
00:34:27,625 --> 00:34:30,333
[whispering] Hush, hush, hush, my love.
Someone will hear.
713
00:34:30,416 --> 00:34:33,750
-I think you mean "Your Highness."
-Yes, Your Highness.
714
00:34:33,833 --> 00:34:35,000
Your Majesty.
715
00:34:35,083 --> 00:34:37,125
-Maybe in a few days, he'll just...
-No.
716
00:34:37,208 --> 00:34:39,083
We don't have time.
717
00:34:41,666 --> 00:34:42,958
I'm taking charge.
718
00:34:43,041 --> 00:34:44,166
Hmm.
719
00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:46,166
You do exactly as I say.
720
00:34:47,458 --> 00:34:49,291
[tense music playing]
721
00:34:50,291 --> 00:34:51,375
[door opens]
722
00:34:57,833 --> 00:35:00,000
-Stan.
-Dad!
723
00:35:00,083 --> 00:35:02,208
Shall we get squiffy and talk about girls?
724
00:35:02,291 --> 00:35:04,083
What? Oh, shut up. Listen to me.
725
00:35:04,166 --> 00:35:06,375
I need you to go to the Chancery.
726
00:35:06,458 --> 00:35:09,000
Find the King's Will for the Succession.
727
00:35:09,083 --> 00:35:11,250
You bring it back to me for safekeeping.
728
00:35:11,333 --> 00:35:12,333
Right now?
729
00:35:12,416 --> 00:35:14,250
Don't "right now" me.
730
00:35:14,333 --> 00:35:17,875
I believe there are powerful forces
conspiring against the King,
731
00:35:17,958 --> 00:35:22,541
but I haven't survived a lifetime in Court
by picking fights I know I can't win.
732
00:35:22,625 --> 00:35:24,291
-My priority is the monarchy.
-[bee buzzing]
733
00:35:24,375 --> 00:35:26,750
We must safeguard the Will.
734
00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:29,708
-Do you understand?
-[muffled mumbling]
735
00:35:29,791 --> 00:35:33,000
Whoever gets the crown controls the world.
736
00:35:33,083 --> 00:35:34,916
My future, your future,
737
00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,208
Guildford's future.
738
00:35:37,291 --> 00:35:39,458
The entire Kingdom is at stake.
739
00:35:39,541 --> 00:35:41,166
So stand and go.
740
00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:45,041
-Can I get my bun?
-I'll get you another bun!
741
00:35:45,125 --> 00:35:46,958
[energetic music playing]
742
00:35:47,041 --> 00:35:49,375
[Author] There are two types
of people in the world:
743
00:35:49,458 --> 00:35:53,083
those who lie down and cry for mummy
when things get tough
744
00:35:53,166 --> 00:35:56,458
and those who know mummy wouldn't
piss on you if you were on fire,
745
00:35:56,541 --> 00:35:59,750
so you better jolly well get back up
and keep fighting your corner,
746
00:35:59,833 --> 00:36:02,583
because it's the only way you'll survive.
747
00:36:02,666 --> 00:36:03,750
Rupert?
748
00:36:05,125 --> 00:36:06,583
Desperate for a wazz.
749
00:36:06,666 --> 00:36:08,500
Rupert, stop!
750
00:36:10,291 --> 00:36:11,458
Oh, cheers.
751
00:36:11,541 --> 00:36:13,833
We must make haste, Milady.
752
00:36:13,916 --> 00:36:16,541
If either of you want to use the tree,
I can watch the horses.
753
00:36:16,625 --> 00:36:18,541
And the husband. [chuckles]
754
00:36:18,625 --> 00:36:19,750
[whinnies]
755
00:36:19,833 --> 00:36:22,083
Ah, I shouldn't. It's, uh, it's not safe.
756
00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:24,375
No, piffle. There's not a soul around.
757
00:36:24,458 --> 00:36:26,375
-Go on.
-Thank you, Milady.
758
00:36:26,458 --> 00:36:28,666
Peter, let's take a slash.
759
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,791
[man] Hello! I say, I'm terribly sorry.
760
00:36:38,875 --> 00:36:40,583
My groom dropped down dead,
wasn't it a bother,
761
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:42,916
my steed absconded into the night,
I'm dreadfully hungry,
762
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,000
and I'm afraid I find myself
forced to rob you to survive.
763
00:36:45,083 --> 00:36:47,416
-So open the fucking chest, lambkins!
-[neighs]
764
00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:50,000
Open it. I've got a stick,
and I'm not afraid to use it.
765
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:51,625
-Come on! Open the chest!
-[neighing continues]
766
00:36:51,708 --> 00:36:53,958
Open it! Open the chest now!
767
00:36:54,041 --> 00:36:55,250
Yes!
768
00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,708
There's nothing but books.
769
00:37:00,791 --> 00:37:03,500
It's literature.
There are no valuables in here at all.
770
00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:05,875
Looks like the only valuable here is you.
771
00:37:05,958 --> 00:37:08,083
-Don't touch me!
-[neighing]
772
00:37:12,708 --> 00:37:14,666
Ever!
773
00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:16,541
-Okay!
-[Jane] Bastard!
774
00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:18,708
-How dare you!
-Ow!
775
00:37:18,791 --> 00:37:19,791
[neighing]
776
00:37:21,000 --> 00:37:22,041
[grunting]
777
00:37:22,125 --> 00:37:23,541
[bleating]
778
00:37:23,625 --> 00:37:24,750
[Rupert] Ethian scum.
779
00:37:25,875 --> 00:37:28,583
Lady Jane, are you hurt?
780
00:37:28,666 --> 00:37:31,541
-I'm fine.
-Oh, thank the gods.
781
00:37:31,625 --> 00:37:34,750
Lady Jane, let's go.
Before more of 'em come back to murder us.
782
00:37:34,833 --> 00:37:37,416
[Jane] "Quam Ut Rememdium Bestia."
783
00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:40,750
[whinnies]
784
00:37:40,833 --> 00:37:42,500
How interesting.
785
00:37:43,500 --> 00:37:45,083
[whimsical music playing]
786
00:37:53,625 --> 00:37:54,750
I must see Lady Frances.
787
00:37:57,833 --> 00:38:00,333
Oh. It's you. I told you...
788
00:38:00,416 --> 00:38:03,291
King Edward's Will for the Succession,
it's missing.
789
00:38:03,375 --> 00:38:05,666
What do you mean?
790
00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:08,000
Dad sent me to the Chancery,
and it's gone.
791
00:38:08,083 --> 00:38:09,958
It's missing. Stolen.
792
00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:14,291
-I'm so stressed. Can I come in?
-No.
793
00:38:14,375 --> 00:38:18,791
Well, Dad will freak out when I tell him.
I-I didn't know where else to go.
794
00:38:18,875 --> 00:38:19,875
Frances.
795
00:38:21,083 --> 00:38:22,208
What does it mean?
796
00:38:22,291 --> 00:38:25,458
It means... we're all fucked.
797
00:38:25,541 --> 00:38:27,500
[upbeat music playing]
798
00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:35,416
Are you cheating?
799
00:38:35,500 --> 00:38:36,875
Yes. [giggles]
800
00:38:36,958 --> 00:38:38,000
[knocking on door]
801
00:38:38,083 --> 00:38:39,583
-[Edward] Come in.
-[soft whoosh]
802
00:38:40,583 --> 00:38:41,625
[Petunia barks]
803
00:38:41,708 --> 00:38:44,375
Your Royal Highness,
King Edward, Defender of the Realm.
804
00:38:44,458 --> 00:38:45,458
Just get on with it.
805
00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:48,541
It brings me both joy and pain
806
00:38:48,625 --> 00:38:53,166
to tell you that I have ascertained
the identity of your poisoner.
807
00:38:54,166 --> 00:38:56,125
[suspenseful music playing]
808
00:38:57,541 --> 00:38:58,875
Lord Dudley.
809
00:39:00,083 --> 00:39:01,875
Huh? What? [coughs]
810
00:39:01,958 --> 00:39:03,500
-[sputters]
-Your plan was clear.
811
00:39:03,583 --> 00:39:06,583
-You betrayed your Kingdom.
You betrayed your...
-Lies! Your Majesty, I am the most loyal...
812
00:39:06,666 --> 00:39:08,458
What on earth are you doing?!
813
00:39:08,541 --> 00:39:11,666
{\an8}What are you looking for, man?!
I mean, get your... [gasps]
814
00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:13,791
{\an8}Tofana. A poisoner's box.
815
00:39:13,875 --> 00:39:15,583
-[barking]
-That's not mine!
816
00:39:17,875 --> 00:39:21,750
You tried to murder my baby brother?
You treasonous vermin.
817
00:39:21,833 --> 00:39:23,750
-[Mary yelling]
-[Dudley groaning]
818
00:39:25,166 --> 00:39:26,333
[barking]
819
00:39:26,416 --> 00:39:29,625
-Desist beating me!
-Arrest Lord Dudley.
820
00:39:29,708 --> 00:39:32,041
Lock him up in the Tower of London.
821
00:39:32,708 --> 00:39:35,166
No. No. Sire, you are mistaken.
822
00:39:35,250 --> 00:39:36,500
-I'm innocent!
-[coughing]
823
00:39:36,583 --> 00:39:38,125
You're making a grave error!
824
00:39:38,208 --> 00:39:39,916
Get your mucky hands off me!
825
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:42,083
-No!
-[barking continues]
826
00:39:42,166 --> 00:39:46,000
Shut that dog up,
or I'll shut it up for you.
827
00:39:48,125 --> 00:39:50,250
Here, brother, take my cozy cloak.
828
00:39:50,333 --> 00:39:51,375
You need peace.
829
00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:53,000
[Petunia whines]
830
00:39:53,083 --> 00:39:55,416
We must move you to the North Turret.
831
00:39:59,375 --> 00:40:00,583
The eye ring.
832
00:40:00,666 --> 00:40:02,583
[Edward] To whom did you sell Tofana?
833
00:40:02,666 --> 00:40:06,250
[flower girl] Guy with a creepy ring.
Looked a bit like an eyeball.
834
00:40:11,250 --> 00:40:13,208
-[horses neigh]
-[dramatic music playing]
835
00:40:18,333 --> 00:40:21,166
[Author] Smuggling esoteric books
on honeymoon
836
00:40:21,250 --> 00:40:24,375
is a jolly odd move
for a renowned scoundrel.
837
00:40:25,541 --> 00:40:29,083
Despite being thwarted again
in her attempts to escape marriage,
838
00:40:29,166 --> 00:40:33,875
Jane is suddenly rather intrigued.
839
00:40:43,458 --> 00:40:44,875
[Jane clears throat]
840
00:40:44,958 --> 00:40:46,375
Tired after the journey?
841
00:40:46,458 --> 00:40:48,541
Oh, no.
842
00:40:48,625 --> 00:40:50,875
Boundless energy, horses.
843
00:40:52,166 --> 00:40:53,875
Is that supposed to be funny?
844
00:40:53,958 --> 00:40:57,000
To be fair, I did try and warn you
about the horse thing.
845
00:40:57,083 --> 00:41:00,541
That is not how I remember it.
We need to talk.
846
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:04,250
Your father told me
that you can't control your change. Why?
847
00:41:04,333 --> 00:41:07,291
Ethians can switch back and forth
whenever they want. What's wrong with you?
848
00:41:08,541 --> 00:41:10,041
I don't know.
849
00:41:10,125 --> 00:41:12,500
And why did you swap
our wedding gifts with books?
850
00:41:12,583 --> 00:41:13,916
I suggest you bring the wine.
851
00:41:21,291 --> 00:41:22,958
"Das Biest Beenden."
852
00:41:23,041 --> 00:41:25,208
They're all about curing Ethianism.
853
00:41:25,291 --> 00:41:27,833
Yes, it's become something
of a hobby of mine.
854
00:41:27,916 --> 00:41:28,958
For obvious reasons.
855
00:41:29,041 --> 00:41:31,708
Latin, Italian, Greek.
856
00:41:34,208 --> 00:41:36,708
Is that Aramaic? You speak Aramaic?
857
00:41:36,791 --> 00:41:38,333
No.
858
00:41:38,416 --> 00:41:41,208
My father says you're very smart,
that you're a polyglot.
859
00:41:41,291 --> 00:41:43,291
Correctomundo.
860
00:41:43,375 --> 00:41:45,333
-It's Italian.
-And that you also know the medical arts
861
00:41:45,416 --> 00:41:47,000
and you make these little cures
and things.
862
00:41:47,083 --> 00:41:48,416
Patronizing, but yes.
863
00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:50,000
[Guildford sighs]
864
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,000
I am hoping
865
00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:57,458
that you can use the knowledge
in these books to cure me.
866
00:41:59,791 --> 00:42:01,916
So you married me for my brain?
867
00:42:07,458 --> 00:42:09,041
Look, I've read about Ethian cures,
of course.
868
00:42:09,125 --> 00:42:11,083
I just always assumed
that they were myths.
869
00:42:11,166 --> 00:42:13,000
You know, John of Damascus said that
870
00:42:13,083 --> 00:42:15,958
it would be like curing the sea of being
the sea, the earth of being the earth.
871
00:42:16,041 --> 00:42:17,583
John was also burned for blasphemy.
872
00:42:17,666 --> 00:42:19,666
The ancients thought it was possible.
873
00:42:19,750 --> 00:42:22,000
Petronius with versipellis,
874
00:42:22,083 --> 00:42:24,583
though his research was lost to time.
875
00:42:26,000 --> 00:42:27,916
-So will you do it?
-The thing is, Guildford...
876
00:42:30,625 --> 00:42:31,625
What?
877
00:42:32,708 --> 00:42:34,500
You've never said my name before.
878
00:42:38,250 --> 00:42:39,291
[Jane stammers]
879
00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:41,458
[clears throat] What if I can't do it?
880
00:42:41,541 --> 00:42:43,041
What then?
881
00:42:43,125 --> 00:42:46,625
All I'm asking is that you try.
882
00:42:46,708 --> 00:42:48,583
Please, Jane.
883
00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:50,958
I don't want to live like this.
884
00:42:52,208 --> 00:42:53,541
Neither do I.
885
00:42:56,458 --> 00:42:58,125
This marriage was never my desire.
886
00:42:58,208 --> 00:42:59,708
Then what is your desire?
887
00:43:00,791 --> 00:43:02,083
Independence.
888
00:43:02,166 --> 00:43:03,208
So a divorce?
889
00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:06,416
How modern.
890
00:43:07,500 --> 00:43:08,500
Fine.
891
00:43:09,583 --> 00:43:12,125
You find me my cure,
and this marriage is over.
892
00:43:12,208 --> 00:43:14,041
[hopeful music playing]
893
00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:17,666
Jane.
894
00:43:21,583 --> 00:43:22,791
Please.
895
00:43:25,333 --> 00:43:26,791
I need this.
896
00:43:30,208 --> 00:43:32,125
Never tell me to obey you again.
897
00:43:33,583 --> 00:43:34,583
Never.
898
00:43:34,666 --> 00:43:36,041
Promise.
899
00:43:38,541 --> 00:43:39,583
I do.
900
00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:44,041
[♪ Charlotte Gainsbourg: "Trick Pony"]
901
00:43:46,166 --> 00:43:47,666
♪ Train, train... ♪
902
00:43:47,750 --> 00:43:49,666
-Jane, one last thing.
-Yes?
903
00:43:49,750 --> 00:43:52,166
Obviously, I know
you'd rather not be husband and wife,
904
00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:55,208
so you needn't worry about,
um, marital obligations.
905
00:43:55,291 --> 00:43:56,500
Oh.
906
00:43:56,583 --> 00:43:58,708
Yes, good. I'm glad we can be friends.
907
00:43:58,791 --> 00:44:00,333
Yes.
908
00:44:00,416 --> 00:44:01,708
Friends.
909
00:44:03,333 --> 00:44:04,708
This is you.
910
00:44:06,875 --> 00:44:08,583
♪ X X the eyes ♪
911
00:44:08,666 --> 00:44:11,416
♪ C. C. Rider riding ♪
912
00:44:11,500 --> 00:44:14,041
♪ On the morning tide ♪
913
00:44:14,125 --> 00:44:15,916
♪ To the fall horizon... ♪
914
00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:17,416
I'll start my research tomorrow.
915
00:44:18,708 --> 00:44:19,791
Thank you.
916
00:44:21,666 --> 00:44:23,500
Guildford.
917
00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:26,333
Yes?
918
00:44:30,666 --> 00:44:32,541
-Sleep well.
-[song stops abruptly]
919
00:44:32,625 --> 00:44:33,750
You, too. Good night.
920
00:44:33,833 --> 00:44:34,833
-Good night.
-Good night.
921
00:44:34,916 --> 00:44:36,458
[Guildford clears throat]
922
00:44:37,916 --> 00:44:39,916
[dramatic music playing]
923
00:44:42,250 --> 00:44:44,500
-[thunder crashes]
-[panting]
924
00:44:44,583 --> 00:44:45,708
Petunia?
925
00:44:46,791 --> 00:44:48,541
Guards?
926
00:44:48,625 --> 00:44:50,208
Servants? Anyone?
927
00:44:50,291 --> 00:44:51,958
-[Mary] He's my brother. I'll do it.
-[Seymour] Yes, yes, dear.
928
00:44:53,333 --> 00:44:57,208
[Author] It was Princess Mary
and Seymour coming to kill him.
929
00:44:58,291 --> 00:44:59,458
Eddie?
930
00:44:59,541 --> 00:45:01,000
-Eddie?
-[grunts]
931
00:45:02,208 --> 00:45:03,541
[wind howling]
932
00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:08,458
-[loud knocking continues]
-I'm coming in! Eddie!
933
00:45:08,541 --> 00:45:10,000
Eddie! It's only me.
934
00:45:10,083 --> 00:45:13,750
I need to talk to you.
935
00:45:13,833 --> 00:45:15,416
Eddie!
936
00:45:15,500 --> 00:45:16,583
[loud banging]
937
00:45:18,041 --> 00:45:19,583
Where is he?
938
00:45:19,666 --> 00:45:21,583
[Seymour] He must be here.
939
00:45:21,666 --> 00:45:23,208
Your Majesty?!
940
00:45:23,291 --> 00:45:24,583
Your Highness?!
941
00:45:27,083 --> 00:45:28,291
-[frustrated grunt]
-[Mary] He's gone.
942
00:45:28,375 --> 00:45:31,083
The door was bolted.
A dozen guards stationed below.
943
00:45:31,166 --> 00:45:33,375
There's no other way
out this room except...
944
00:45:33,458 --> 00:45:34,625
[thunder rumbling]
945
00:45:36,041 --> 00:45:38,291
He must have fallen trying to escape.
946
00:45:38,375 --> 00:45:40,291
Edward is dead.
947
00:45:41,916 --> 00:45:46,000
[laughing] Edward is dead!
948
00:45:46,083 --> 00:45:48,625
[laughing hysterically]
949
00:45:48,708 --> 00:45:50,708
[dramatic music playing]
950
00:45:58,208 --> 00:46:00,208
{\an8}♪ ♪
951
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:32,000
{\an8}♪ ♪
952
00:47:01,041 --> 00:47:02,541
{\an8}♪ ♪
953
00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:33,000
{\an8}♪ ♪
954
00:47:44,666 --> 00:47:46,458
{\an8}[music fades]
70102
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