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(woman) ? WHAT IS THIS THING ?
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? CALLED LOVE? ?
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? THIS FUNNY THING ?
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? CALLED LOVE ?
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? JUST WHO CAN SOLVE ?
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? ITS MYSTERY? ?
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? WHY SHOULD IT MAKE ?
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? A FOOL OF ME? ?
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? I SAW YOU THERE ?
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? THAT WONDERFUL DAY ?
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? YOU TOOK MY LOVE ?
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? AND THREW IT AWAY ?
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? AND SO I ASK THE LORD ?
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? IN HEAVEN ABOVE ?
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? WHAT IS THIS THING ?
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? CALLED LOVE? ?
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? CALLED LOVE ?
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(Michael grunts)
NOW TURN AROUND.
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(Jocelyn) THIS WAY?
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(grunts)
THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.
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YEAH, NOW RIDE ME.
YEAH, RIDE ME.
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(grunting and panting)
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(moans)
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(grunts and pants) OH, YEAH.
YEAH, SQUEEZE ME.
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WHAT?
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OH, MY COCK.
SQUEEZE IT.
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(pants) NO, NO, JOCE.
NOT WITH YOUR HANDS.
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SQUEEZE FROM INSIDE.
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(grunts)
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(groans) YEAH.
OH, MY GOD.
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DON'T STOP. OH.
YEAH.
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OH, MAKE A FIST WITH IT.
YEAH, HONEY. COME ON.
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NO. SQUEEZE THAT CUNT.
(panting)
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(mutters and pants)
DID YOU SAY CUNT?
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NO. WHAT? (pants)
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BABE, HEY, HEY, HEY.
HEY. HEY.
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(sighs)
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HEY, WHERE'D YOU GO?
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I DON'T CARE FOR THAT WORD.
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
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IT'S JUST A WORD.
IT'S NOT AN ELDERLY RELATIVE.
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COME ON.
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(taps countertop)
COME BACK HERE.
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(sighs) I GOTTA GO.
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I HAVE A 7:00 A.M. MEETING
I HAVEN'T PREPARED FOR YET.
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YOU'RE LEAVING?
(sighs)
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YOU'RE KIDDING.
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OHH.
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YOU'RE UPSET.
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I DON'T LIKE MY FLOWER
BEING REFERRED TO THAT WAY.
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FLOWER?
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YES, "FLOWER,"
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NOT "CUNT."
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IT'S JUST A WORD.
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DID I ACTUALLY OFFEND YOU?
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IT WAS A LITTLE...
INDELICATE.
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(chuckles)
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YOU MEAN DIRTY.
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OKAY, DIRTY.
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YOU LIKE DIRTY.
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YES, BUT NOT FILTHY.
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CAN WE TALK ABOUT
SOMETHING ELSE?
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NO. YOU KNOW, SOMEONE
ONCE ASKED WOODY ALLEN
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IF SEX WAS
SUPPOSED TO BE DIRTY,
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AND HE SAID, "ONLY WHEN
IT'S DONE PROPERLY."
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YEAH, YOU TOLD ME THAT
WHEN YOU TRIED TO DO
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THAT OTHER THING
THAT I DIDN'T LIKE LAST SUNDAY.
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WE GOT OFF.
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IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT?
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NO.
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NO, I CARE ABOUT
THE POLAR BEARS
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AND THE DEATH OF THE DVD
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AND I CARE ABOUT LOTS OF
OTHER... STUFF. WHAT?
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MICHAEL, WHERE ARE ALL OF
THESE NEW IDEAS COMING FROM,
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THESE STRANGE WAYS
TO HAVE SEX?
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I'M A MODERN MAN.
I GET PEDICURES.
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SOMETHING'S CHANGED.
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YOU'VE CHANGED.
THE SEX IS DIFFERENT.
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IF IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME,
WHAT'S THE POINT?
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MICHAEL,
ARE YOU HAVING AN AFFAIR?
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(moans)
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(groans)
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(both pant)
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HOW COULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT?
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(sighs)
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IF YOU ARE,
JUST TELL ME, OKAY?
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I DON'T WANT TO BE
THE LAST TO KNOW.
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?
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"AN UNEXPECTED EVENT
WILL SOON BRING YOU FORTUNE."
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FATE IS ALL BULLSHIT.
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THINGS JUST HAPPEN.
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THERE'S NO DESIGN
UNLESS YOU'RE RICH OR DELUDED,
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AND I HIGHLY RECOMMEND BOTH.
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I'VE HAD FOUR GREAT LOVERS
IN MY LIFE.
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FIVE IF I COUNT MYSELF.
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H-HERE'S THE THING--
TWO WERE ORIENTAL.
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I KNOW
THEY'RE CALLED ASIANS NOW,
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BUT ORIENTAL IS MORE MYSTERIOUS
THAN ASIAN, DON'T YOU THINK?
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IT HAS A KIND OF
SILK RESTRAINTS-OPIUM DEN VIBE.
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BELIEVE ME, THESE TWO LOVERS
WERE WORLD-CLASS MYSTERIOUS.
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I NEVER KNEW THEIR NAMES.
I NEVER KNEW WHAT TO EXPECT.
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EACH OF THEM CAME UP
WITH VARIATIONS,
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YOU KNOW, MOVES, DEVICES,
FALSE IDENTITIES...
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ROPE.
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JESUS, THEY WERE EXCITING.
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NO SURPRISE THERE.
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THESE PEOPLE INVENTED GUNPOWDER
FOR FUCK SAKE.
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GOD, I LOVE ROPE.
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?
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(screams)
(Luther laughs)
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AH! WHOO!
(groans)
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(squeals)
HOLD ON! (grunts)
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DO YOUR LITTLE BITCH!
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(grunts)
OH!
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(grunts and laughs)
(squeals)
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COMING THROUGH!
AAH!
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(laughs)
OH.
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(squeals and moans)
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MM. MM. (grunting)
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(squealing)
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OH, GOD. (pants) MM.
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MM. MM.
(laughs)
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WHAT'S THE WORLD RECORD
FOR MULTIPLE ORGASMS?
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WANT ME TO GOOGLE IT?
(laughs)
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(laughs) NO.
I WANT YOU TO GOOGLE ME.
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WHERE'D YOU LEARN
HOW TO EAT PUSSY LIKE THAT?
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ONLINE. YODEL UNIVERSITY.
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OH, YOU'RE AMAZING.
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COMPLETELY.
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OKAY, ENOUGH TALKING.
I WANT THAT COCK IN MY ASS.
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IF YOU INSIST.
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PUT THE BALL
BACK IN MY MOUTH.
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(muffled voice)
OH, YEAH! OH, YEAH!
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OH! OH, MY GOD!
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(doorbell rings)
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MM.
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YOUR HUSBAND?
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(speaks indistinctly)
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OH. NO, HE'S AT ROTATOR CUFF
SURGERY THIS MORNING.
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PEM.
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PEMMIE, ARE YOU IN THERE?
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COME ON, PEMMIE.
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SHIT! IT'S JOCELYN!
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FUCK. (panting)
OKAY, OKAY.
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OKAY. (whimpers)
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(sighs)
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PEM, I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU.
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(speaks indistinctly)
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(mouths word) FUCK!
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YEAH, COMING.
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(exhales slowly)
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(Jocelyn sighs)
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DID I INTERRUPT SOMETHING?
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(pants) LIKE WHAT?
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YOU LOOK A LITTLE FLUSHED.
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WHAT CAN I TELL YOU?
I LOVE LIFE.
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WHAT'S UP?
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I THINK MICHAEL'S HAVING
AN AFFAIR.
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(keys clatter)
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OH. WELL, YOU SHOULD BE TALKING
TO A PRIVATE EYE, NOT ME.
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NO. YOU'RE MY SEXUAL YODA.
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OOH, A SEXUAL PROBLEM?
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THE THRILL IS GONE, HUH?
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NO. (laughs) NO.
HE'S INSATIABLE.
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OH, REALLY?
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WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND,
A SISTER ACT?
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I WAS JOKING, JOCE.
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WELL...
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DOES HE SMELL DIFFERENT?
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YOU CAN ALWAYS SMELL
A WOMAN ON A MAN.
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LATELY, HE'S BEEN...
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DOING WEIRD THINGS
DURING SEX.
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LIKE WHAT?
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LAST NIGHT,
HE CALLED MY... FLOWER
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THE "C" WORD.
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YOUR FLOWER?
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ARE YOU A BOTANIST?
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(sighs) HE'S NOT HIMSELF,
PEMMIE.
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I-I THINK HE'S GETTING ALL OF
THIS STUFF FROM ANOTHER WOMAN.
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(sighs) WHAT IF IT'S TRUE?
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THEN YOU EITHER
HAVE TO KILL HER
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OR BUY HER A LITTLE GIFT.
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JOCE...
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FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE,
GO WITH THE FLOW.
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GO WITH THE FLOW.
(chuckles)
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YEAH.
JUST GO WITH THE FLOW.
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(sighs deeply)
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THANKS, PEMMIE.
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OH, I GOTTA GO.
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YEAH. OF COURSE. YES,
GO, GO, GO. DO YOUR THING.
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MEETINGS.
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DO YOUR--YEP.
(keys jangle)
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OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.
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IT'S NOT A FLOWER.
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IT'S A MAN-EATING TIGER.
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(laughs)
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BYE.
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(exhales)
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(singsong voice)
LUTHER.
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YOU WERE SERIOUS
ABOUT THE SISTER ACT.
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WELL...
NOTHING'S OFF THE TABLE.
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00:09:02,151 --> 00:09:03,750
(laughs)
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00:09:03,754 --> 00:09:08,086
WELL, FAMILY REALLY IS
THE BACKBONE OF SOCIETY.
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(growls)
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YOU MUST BE MICHAEL.
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AND WHO ARE YOU?
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I AM ISHA.
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COME IN.
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WHERE'S LIZ?
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SHE'LL BE HERE.
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I'M ESHA.
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HI. WHOA.
UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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SHH.
WE'RE PREPARING YOU.
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DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL GUIDE YOU.
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ISHA, ESHA?
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UH-HUH.
MM-HMM.
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WELCOME.
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WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
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TWO MONTHS
OF NOT HITTING ANYBODY.
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I THOUGHT I WAS COMING OVER
FOR SOME COFFEE.
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WHAT'S NEXT?
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WHAT ISN'T?
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MM.
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OKAY.
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OH.
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?
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MM. MM.
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?
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(moans)
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(pants)
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YOU--
YOU WERE RIGHT THERE, AND...
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I KNOW.
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WELL, IT MUST HAVE BEEN
ISHA AND ESHA.
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Y-YOU WERE OVERSTIMULATED.
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YEAH.
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YEAH.
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00:11:35,224 --> 00:11:37,124
YEAH.
YEAH.
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00:11:39,231 --> 00:11:40,664
(Luther) SO...
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00:11:40,668 --> 00:11:43,200
TELL ME AGAIN
ABOUT THE RICKSHAW TWINS.
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THEY'RE ALL OILED UP,
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SHIMMERING
IN THE CANDLED GLOW,
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MOVING EVER CLOSER
TO YOUR THROBBING--
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LUTHER, FOR GOD SAKE.
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I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU
ABOUT MY PROBLEM.
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ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
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MEA CULPA. MEA CULPA.
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JUST... GIVE ME A MOMENT
TO COMPLETE THE THOUGHT.
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00:12:01,671 --> 00:12:03,538
MM.
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00:12:04,943 --> 00:12:07,610
MM. MM.
250
00:12:07,616 --> 00:12:09,414
(laughs
and inhales deeply)
251
00:12:09,418 --> 00:12:11,217
(clicks tongue
and exhales)
252
00:12:11,221 --> 00:12:13,953
(clicks tongue)
ALL DONE.
253
00:12:13,959 --> 00:12:15,159
NOW WHERE WERE WE?
254
00:12:15,162 --> 00:12:17,294
I COULDN'T GET IT UP
WITH LIZ.
255
00:12:17,299 --> 00:12:19,931
IT'S AN ABERRATION.
YEAH, BUT WHAT IF IT'S NOT?
256
00:12:19,937 --> 00:12:22,236
WELL, THEN YOU'RE FUCKED.
257
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,674
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S GET SERIOUS.
258
00:12:23,678 --> 00:12:25,677
IS THERE ANYTHING
BOTHERING YOU?
259
00:12:25,681 --> 00:12:27,380
JOCELYN.
260
00:12:27,384 --> 00:12:30,049
I THINK SHE MAY BE ON TO ME
ABOUT LIZ.
261
00:12:30,055 --> 00:12:32,221
MM-HMM. MM-HMM.
262
00:12:32,226 --> 00:12:36,225
QUESTION--HOW ARE YOU
DOING WITH JOCELYN?
263
00:12:36,233 --> 00:12:37,666
OH, FINE.
264
00:12:37,670 --> 00:12:39,235
MM-HMM.
265
00:12:39,238 --> 00:12:41,103
SO THE PLOT THICKENS
IN ONE PART OF YOUR LIFE
266
00:12:41,108 --> 00:12:42,508
BUT NOT THE OTHER.
267
00:12:42,511 --> 00:12:44,310
HMM.
268
00:12:44,314 --> 00:12:45,580
MM-HMM.
269
00:12:45,584 --> 00:12:48,382
LUTHER, WOULD YOU STOP?
270
00:12:48,388 --> 00:12:50,588
WHAT DO I DO?
271
00:12:50,593 --> 00:12:52,326
ONE WORD--THE NUBIAN.
272
00:12:55,602 --> 00:12:57,300
THE NUBIAN?
273
00:12:57,304 --> 00:12:59,203
DESPERATE TIMES...
274
00:12:59,207 --> 00:13:01,373
DESPERATE MEASURES.
275
00:13:01,378 --> 00:13:02,611
(sighs)
276
00:13:02,614 --> 00:13:04,380
(beeps)
277
00:13:06,019 --> 00:13:08,051
(Preston) WAIT A SECOND.
WAIT A SECOND. WAIT, WAIT.
278
00:13:08,056 --> 00:13:09,389
YOU'RE TELLING ME
THESE TWO CHICKS
279
00:13:09,392 --> 00:13:11,625
ARE SLIDING UP AND DOWN
HIS PERSON
280
00:13:11,630 --> 00:13:13,095
AND NOTHING?
281
00:13:13,099 --> 00:13:15,231
FLAT TIRE.
282
00:13:15,236 --> 00:13:18,335
WELL, YOU KNOW, MEN ARE
VERY SENSITIVE CREATURES.
283
00:13:18,341 --> 00:13:21,107
WE'RE ENIGMAS.
(laughs)
284
00:13:21,113 --> 00:13:22,779
IF SOMETHING UPSETS US, IT GOES
RIGHT TO OUR HOME PAGE.
285
00:13:22,783 --> 00:13:24,415
SEE, YOU WOMEN THINK
286
00:13:24,419 --> 00:13:26,318
THAT YOU HAVE THE MARKET
CORNERED ON FEELINGS.
287
00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:28,588
YOU DO NOT.
WE ARE EQUALLY AS VULNERABLE.
288
00:13:28,594 --> 00:13:30,626
ANDREA BOCELLI
GIVES ME CHILLS.
289
00:13:30,630 --> 00:13:32,596
PUPPIES MAKE ME MISTY.
290
00:13:32,601 --> 00:13:35,233
COME ON. GIVE ME
SOME HELP HERE, PRESTON.
291
00:13:35,238 --> 00:13:37,637
WHAT DO YOU DO
WHEN YOU'RE OFF YOUR GAME?
292
00:13:37,643 --> 00:13:39,275
(chuckles) I'M NEVER OFF
MY GA--
293
00:13:39,279 --> 00:13:42,446
ALL RIGHT, TWO WORDS--
VISUAL STIMULATION.
294
00:13:44,722 --> 00:13:46,821
(computer chirps)
295
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,224
(chirp)
296
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,428
(blurps)
297
00:13:49,431 --> 00:13:51,196
HEY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
298
00:13:51,200 --> 00:13:53,733
Just wanted to say hi.
299
00:13:53,738 --> 00:13:56,904
I was, um, going to make
something to eat. You hungry?
300
00:13:56,911 --> 00:13:58,343
WHAT DO YOU HAVE IN MIND?
301
00:13:58,347 --> 00:14:01,580
Let's see what's there.
302
00:14:03,154 --> 00:14:04,587
Ooh.
303
00:14:04,591 --> 00:14:07,256
What's here?
304
00:14:07,262 --> 00:14:08,528
(whispers indistinctly)
305
00:14:08,531 --> 00:14:10,530
Ohh.
306
00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:12,567
Ooh.
307
00:14:12,572 --> 00:14:15,371
Oh.
308
00:14:15,377 --> 00:14:17,876
Oh. Mmm.
309
00:14:17,882 --> 00:14:19,781
(moans)
310
00:14:19,785 --> 00:14:22,584
Mm.
311
00:14:22,590 --> 00:14:24,389
Mm.
312
00:14:24,393 --> 00:14:27,726
HOLD THAT THOUGHT.
313
00:14:49,872 --> 00:14:52,304
HOW'S THE RESOLUTION
ON YOUR SCREEN?
314
00:14:52,309 --> 00:14:53,942
It's hi-def.
315
00:14:53,946 --> 00:14:56,378
OH, YEAH? WATCH THIS.
316
00:14:56,383 --> 00:14:57,782
(gasps)
317
00:14:57,786 --> 00:14:59,019
(moans)
318
00:14:59,022 --> 00:15:00,821
(gasps)
319
00:15:00,825 --> 00:15:02,423
(pants)
(grunts)
320
00:15:02,427 --> 00:15:04,460
(pants and moans)
321
00:15:04,465 --> 00:15:06,197
AH.
322
00:15:06,201 --> 00:15:07,767
(moans)
323
00:15:07,771 --> 00:15:09,236
YES.
(grunts)
324
00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:11,305
(moaning)
325
00:15:11,310 --> 00:15:12,909
YES, YES, YES, YES,
YES, YES, YES.
326
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,912
Oh.
327
00:15:14,916 --> 00:15:16,748
(grunts and groans)
(grunts)
328
00:15:16,753 --> 00:15:19,419
Ohh! Ohh!
NO.
329
00:15:19,424 --> 00:15:21,423
(grunts)
(gasps)
330
00:15:21,428 --> 00:15:23,360
OH, GOD!
331
00:15:23,365 --> 00:15:24,798
(pants)
332
00:15:24,801 --> 00:15:26,867
I gotta go.
333
00:15:26,872 --> 00:15:29,337
YOU GOTTA GO?
(sighs)
334
00:15:29,342 --> 00:15:31,041
Bye.
335
00:15:31,045 --> 00:15:32,444
(button clicks)
336
00:15:32,448 --> 00:15:34,514
(grunts)
337
00:15:34,518 --> 00:15:35,783
SUMMER...
338
00:15:35,787 --> 00:15:37,620
2001.
339
00:15:37,624 --> 00:15:39,656
I'M WATCHING "FRIENDS."
340
00:15:39,661 --> 00:15:42,493
IN WALKS JENNIFER ANISTON,
341
00:15:42,499 --> 00:15:44,331
NIPPLES POKING THE CASHMERE.
342
00:15:44,335 --> 00:15:45,868
THAT'S ALL IT TOOK.
343
00:15:45,872 --> 00:15:48,571
I BROKE UP WITH MY BOYFRIEND,
NEVER LOOKED BACK.
344
00:15:48,577 --> 00:15:51,709
HEY. YOU COME YOUR WAY.
345
00:15:51,715 --> 00:15:53,848
I COME MINE.
346
00:15:53,853 --> 00:15:57,386
(doorbell rings)
347
00:16:01,633 --> 00:16:02,999
(African accent) HELLO.
348
00:16:03,002 --> 00:16:05,568
OH, LUTHER SENT ME.
349
00:16:05,574 --> 00:16:06,873
HI. I'M--
350
00:16:06,876 --> 00:16:08,641
NO NAMES.
351
00:16:08,645 --> 00:16:11,011
WHAT THE MODERN WORLD CALLS US
HAS NO PLACE HERE TONIGHT.
352
00:16:11,017 --> 00:16:13,482
OKAY.
WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?
353
00:16:13,487 --> 00:16:14,987
VODKA.
354
00:16:14,991 --> 00:16:16,756
OH, I PREFER
YOU NOT TO DRINK.
355
00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:20,459
WE NEED YOUR SENSES ALIVE
356
00:16:20,467 --> 00:16:23,033
AND RECEPTIVE.
357
00:16:23,038 --> 00:16:25,704
MAY I COME IN?
UH, Y-YES.
358
00:16:25,710 --> 00:16:27,910
THANK YOU.
359
00:16:30,885 --> 00:16:33,118
SO HOW CAN I HELP YOU?
360
00:16:33,123 --> 00:16:35,722
WELL, I JUST CAN'T
361
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,060
SEEM TO...
362
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:40,832
SAY NO MORE.
HAVE A SEAT, PLEASE.
363
00:16:54,061 --> 00:16:56,426
ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
364
00:16:56,431 --> 00:16:58,064
IS THAT I LOVE THE PENISES.
365
00:16:58,068 --> 00:17:00,433
I LOVE THE WAY THEY LOOK
366
00:17:00,438 --> 00:17:02,038
AND HOW THEY FEEL.
367
00:17:02,042 --> 00:17:04,841
AND NOW
YOU MUST LET ME SEE.
368
00:17:07,818 --> 00:17:09,617
(inhales sharply)
369
00:17:09,621 --> 00:17:11,120
OH, MY GOD.
370
00:17:11,124 --> 00:17:13,423
IT'S EVEN MORE EXTRAORDINARY
THAN WHAT I THOUGHT.
371
00:17:13,428 --> 00:17:16,027
OH, I BET YOU LOVE YOUR COCK.
372
00:17:16,033 --> 00:17:17,899
WELL, WE GO WAY BACK.
373
00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:19,735
IT IS SO THICK.
374
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:22,805
MIGHT BE THE LIGHT.
I'VE GOT HALOGENS.
375
00:17:22,812 --> 00:17:25,444
NO. I KNOW EVERYTHING
ABOUT YOUR COCK,
376
00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:27,582
AND IT LOVES YOU.
377
00:17:27,586 --> 00:17:29,052
SAY IT FOR ME, PLEASE.
378
00:17:29,056 --> 00:17:31,621
MY... COCK LOVES ME.
379
00:17:31,627 --> 00:17:32,860
GOOD. GOOD.
380
00:17:32,863 --> 00:17:36,129
IT LIKES TO HEAR YOU
TALK TO IT.
381
00:17:36,136 --> 00:17:38,601
CAN YOU FEEL THE ENERGY?
WELL, YEAH.
382
00:17:38,606 --> 00:17:40,638
CAN YOU FEEL THAT?
MM-HMM.
383
00:17:40,643 --> 00:17:42,776
OH, YES. (inhales sharply)
384
00:17:42,781 --> 00:17:45,080
OH...
(speaks foreign language)
385
00:17:45,085 --> 00:17:47,051
OH...
(speaks foreign language)
386
00:17:47,055 --> 00:17:48,787
OHH!
387
00:17:48,791 --> 00:17:50,923
AH!
OH, YES!
388
00:17:50,928 --> 00:17:53,994
(rattling)
389
00:17:54,001 --> 00:17:56,800
OH! OH...
(speaks foreign language)
390
00:17:56,806 --> 00:17:58,738
(speaks foreign language)
AH.
391
00:17:58,742 --> 00:18:00,308
OH!
392
00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:02,278
OH, YES!
393
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:03,580
OH!
394
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,184
OH, YES!
395
00:18:05,188 --> 00:18:06,686
(panting)
396
00:18:06,689 --> 00:18:09,222
OH, YEAH.
COME ON, BABY.
397
00:18:09,228 --> 00:18:10,927
(speaks indistinctly)
398
00:18:10,931 --> 00:18:12,863
COME ON. RAISE UP FOR ME.
(groans)
399
00:18:12,867 --> 00:18:14,766
YES. COME ON.
RAISE FOR ME.
400
00:18:14,771 --> 00:18:16,670
(whimpers)
ALL RIGHT. COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.
401
00:18:16,674 --> 00:18:18,274
MY COCK LOVES ME.
MY COCK LOVES ME. COME ON. YES.
402
00:18:18,278 --> 00:18:20,843
MY COCK LOVES ME.
MY COCK LOVES ME. OH, YES. (pants)
403
00:18:20,849 --> 00:18:24,015
BREATHE, BREATHE. BREATHE.
OH, YES.
404
00:18:24,021 --> 00:18:26,086
COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.
COME ON. COME ON. COME ON.
405
00:18:26,091 --> 00:18:27,924
OH, YES! COME ON, BABY.
406
00:18:27,928 --> 00:18:29,127
(object rattling)
407
00:18:29,130 --> 00:18:30,628
(mutters)
408
00:18:30,632 --> 00:18:31,832
DAMN!
409
00:18:31,835 --> 00:18:33,800
OH, GOD.
410
00:18:33,805 --> 00:18:36,071
OH! OH, THIS NEVER HAPPENED
TO ME.
411
00:18:36,076 --> 00:18:38,342
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.
412
00:18:38,347 --> 00:18:39,712
(pants)
413
00:18:39,715 --> 00:18:41,714
THESE--THESE THINGS HAPPEN.
414
00:18:41,719 --> 00:18:43,718
NOT TO ME.
415
00:18:43,722 --> 00:18:44,989
(sighs)
416
00:18:48,866 --> 00:18:51,065
HEY.
417
00:18:51,069 --> 00:18:53,667
WILL YOU BE OKAY?
418
00:18:53,673 --> 00:18:57,074
I JUST NEED TO BE ALONE.
419
00:19:01,722 --> 00:19:04,356
(cell phone rings)
420
00:19:07,064 --> 00:19:08,763
HEY.
421
00:19:08,767 --> 00:19:11,633
THE NUBIAN JUST CALLED.
I AM BEYOND UPSET.
422
00:19:11,639 --> 00:19:13,338
OH. I'LL BE OKAY, LUTHER.
423
00:19:13,342 --> 00:19:15,041
I'LL GET OVER THIS.
424
00:19:15,045 --> 00:19:17,877
IT'S NOT ABOUT YOU.
SHE'S DEVASTATED.
425
00:19:17,883 --> 00:19:19,882
SHE'S QUITTING THE BUSINESS.
426
00:19:19,887 --> 00:19:22,819
BECAUSE OF ME?
COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST FAKED IT?
427
00:19:22,825 --> 00:19:24,658
Michael, minus the Nubian,
428
00:19:24,662 --> 00:19:26,328
I AM OUT HERE
WITHOUT A SAFETY NET.
429
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,131
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
430
00:19:28,136 --> 00:19:29,335
(sighs)
431
00:19:29,338 --> 00:19:30,736
(cell phone clatters)
432
00:19:30,739 --> 00:19:33,306
(doorbell rings)
433
00:19:33,312 --> 00:19:35,378
(groans)
434
00:19:38,854 --> 00:19:41,455
WE NEED TO TALK.
435
00:19:42,995 --> 00:19:44,428
WE DO?
436
00:19:44,432 --> 00:19:46,830
(door closes)
437
00:19:46,835 --> 00:19:49,935
YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW,
BUT I DO.
438
00:19:51,444 --> 00:19:53,343
WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?
439
00:19:53,348 --> 00:19:54,813
YOU...
440
00:19:54,816 --> 00:19:56,482
THE AFFAIR YOU'RE HAVING...
441
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:59,051
THE WAY YOU'RE FUCKING ME,
BIG-TIME.
442
00:19:59,057 --> 00:20:00,256
JOCE...
443
00:20:00,259 --> 00:20:01,925
(glass clatters)
444
00:20:01,929 --> 00:20:04,828
I-I'M SORRY.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
445
00:20:04,834 --> 00:20:07,367
WHOEVER COULD BRING THAT OUT
IN YOU
446
00:20:07,373 --> 00:20:09,771
MUST BE ONE FUCKING...
447
00:20:09,776 --> 00:20:13,542
AMAZING WOMAN.
448
00:20:13,550 --> 00:20:15,216
AND I KNOW EXACTLY
WHO SHE IS.
449
00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:17,785
YOU DO?
450
00:20:17,790 --> 00:20:19,289
ME.
451
00:20:19,293 --> 00:20:20,559
YOU?
452
00:20:20,562 --> 00:20:22,161
(laughs)
453
00:20:22,165 --> 00:20:25,031
YOU ARE FUCKING ADORABLE.
454
00:20:25,037 --> 00:20:26,236
(laughs)
455
00:20:26,239 --> 00:20:27,438
(chuckles)
456
00:20:27,442 --> 00:20:28,840
(giggles)
457
00:20:28,843 --> 00:20:30,576
(laughs)
458
00:20:30,580 --> 00:20:32,112
IS THAT...
459
00:20:32,116 --> 00:20:35,382
(laughs)
IS THAT A COCK CANDLE?
460
00:20:35,389 --> 00:20:38,255
YES. YES, IT IS.
461
00:20:38,261 --> 00:20:40,326
DON'T TELL ME.
462
00:20:40,331 --> 00:20:42,230
LUTHER.
463
00:20:42,234 --> 00:20:45,100
YES.
464
00:20:45,106 --> 00:20:46,639
COME HERE
AND GIVE ME THE REAL THING.
465
00:20:46,643 --> 00:20:48,308
OH.
466
00:20:48,312 --> 00:20:51,944
I AM GONNA FUCK YOU
LIKE YOU'VE BEEN FUCKING ME.
467
00:20:51,951 --> 00:20:54,617
OH.
468
00:20:54,623 --> 00:20:56,622
(moans)
469
00:20:56,627 --> 00:20:58,126
OH.
470
00:20:58,129 --> 00:21:00,261
SO OUT OF THE BLUE,
IT'S BACK.
471
00:21:00,266 --> 00:21:02,332
KUDOS.
SO WHAT ELSE IS COOKING?
472
00:21:02,337 --> 00:21:04,436
THAT'S ALL THAT'S BEEN COOKING.
IT'S BEEN A NIGHTMARE.
473
00:21:04,441 --> 00:21:06,607
SOFT WITH LIZ. SUDDENLY,
I'M HARD WITH JOCELYN.
474
00:21:06,612 --> 00:21:08,544
I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION
THIS ERECTION EXPERT
475
00:21:08,548 --> 00:21:10,147
LUTHER SENT ME--
476
00:21:10,151 --> 00:21:12,283
THIS 7-FOOT BLACK CHICK.
477
00:21:12,288 --> 00:21:15,020
THE NUBIAN.
SHE CAN RAISE THE DEAD.
478
00:21:15,026 --> 00:21:16,392
YOU KNOW HER?
479
00:21:16,395 --> 00:21:18,528
SHE GOT ME THROUGH
TWO REALLY BAD DIVORCES.
480
00:21:18,533 --> 00:21:20,599
LITTLE VIC WAS IN A SLUMP.
481
00:21:20,604 --> 00:21:22,269
WELL,
IT DIDN'T WORK FOR ME.
482
00:21:22,273 --> 00:21:25,072
YEAH? OH, SHE'S GONNA
TAKE THAT BAD.
483
00:21:25,078 --> 00:21:27,210
COME ON.
LET'S GET A BEER.
484
00:21:27,214 --> 00:21:29,981
(sighs)
485
00:21:35,396 --> 00:21:38,395
HEY, POP.
YOU'VE HAD AFFAIRS, RIGHT?
486
00:21:38,401 --> 00:21:41,300
HUH? WHY DO YOU WANT
TO KNOW?
487
00:21:41,307 --> 00:21:43,306
DID IT EVER
MAKE YOU FEEL GUILTY,
488
00:21:43,310 --> 00:21:46,509
TO THE POINT WHERE IT
KILLED YOUR SEX LIFE?
489
00:21:46,516 --> 00:21:49,282
(laughs)
NOTHING KILLS MY SEX LIFE.
490
00:21:49,288 --> 00:21:51,020
YOU COULD SHOOT ME DEAD,
491
00:21:51,024 --> 00:21:53,523
MY COCK WOULD JUST GROW
A NEW BODY AND KEEP ON GOING.
492
00:21:53,528 --> 00:21:55,394
IT WAS A SERIOUS QUESTION.
493
00:21:55,399 --> 00:21:57,264
YOU PROBABLY JUST GOT
SOME EMOTIONAL THING
494
00:21:57,268 --> 00:21:59,000
BLOCKING YOUR COCK.
495
00:21:59,004 --> 00:22:00,571
YOU KNOW,
LIKE GIRLS GET.
496
00:22:00,575 --> 00:22:03,273
THANK YOU, POP.
I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.
497
00:22:03,279 --> 00:22:05,345
CAME BY TO GET SOME INSIGHT
FROM MY FATHER.
498
00:22:05,349 --> 00:22:08,315
HE TELLS ME I'M A GIRL.
I'M GONNA GO.
499
00:22:08,322 --> 00:22:11,354
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO, STAY, STAY, STAY.
500
00:22:11,360 --> 00:22:12,992
WHAT'S THAT, UM...
501
00:22:12,996 --> 00:22:15,128
WHAT DO THEY CALL IT
IN THE MILITARY?
502
00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:16,333
UH...
(snaps fingers)
503
00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:18,068
AN EXIT STRATEGY.
504
00:22:18,072 --> 00:22:21,037
YOU GOT AN EXIT STRATEGY
FROM THIS AFFAIR WITH THE COP?
505
00:22:21,044 --> 00:22:23,444
NO.
YEAH. THERE YOU HAVE IT.
506
00:22:23,449 --> 00:22:26,214
HAVE WHAT?
THE REASON YOUR TELESCOPE WORKS WITH JOCE
507
00:22:26,220 --> 00:22:28,119
AND DOESN'T WORK
WITH THE COP.
508
00:22:28,123 --> 00:22:29,589
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.
509
00:22:29,593 --> 00:22:31,459
THIS IS THE KIND OF
TOUCHY-FEELY STUFF
510
00:22:31,463 --> 00:22:33,762
THAT MENTAL MEN
LIKE YOU ADORE. OKAY.
511
00:22:33,767 --> 00:22:35,165
OKAY.
512
00:22:35,169 --> 00:22:37,369
WITH YOU AND LIZ...
513
00:22:37,374 --> 00:22:39,406
SOMETHING IMPORTANT
IS HAPPENING.
514
00:22:39,410 --> 00:22:41,175
YOU'RE GETTING TO KNOW
EACH OTHER.
515
00:22:41,179 --> 00:22:43,479
IT'S SOMETHING REAL.
516
00:22:43,485 --> 00:22:44,851
IF YOU DON'T HAVE
AN EXIT STRATEGY,
517
00:22:44,854 --> 00:22:46,686
THEN IT'S NOT AN AFFAIR,
518
00:22:46,690 --> 00:22:49,689
AND IF IT'S NOT AN AFFAIR,
YOUR COCK IS IN OVER ITS HEAD.
519
00:22:49,696 --> 00:22:51,862
SO IT'S RUNNING FOR COVER.
520
00:22:51,867 --> 00:22:53,265
LIKE A SCOLDED DOG.
521
00:22:53,268 --> 00:22:54,801
YOU GOTTA REMEMBER, SON,
522
00:22:54,805 --> 00:22:56,337
YOUR COCK IS EINSTEIN.
523
00:22:56,341 --> 00:22:58,207
YOU'RE JUST THE CHALKBOARD.
524
00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:02,381
(chuckles)
525
00:23:13,471 --> 00:23:15,437
AH.
526
00:23:15,442 --> 00:23:16,641
OH.
527
00:23:16,644 --> 00:23:19,876
HEY. HEY.
528
00:23:19,883 --> 00:23:21,716
(laughs) HI, COUNSELOR.
529
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:23,218
WHAT'S GOING ON?
530
00:23:23,222 --> 00:23:25,321
ABIGAIL TOLD ME
YOU WERE HERE.
531
00:23:25,325 --> 00:23:26,758
OH.
532
00:23:26,762 --> 00:23:28,627
THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT.
533
00:23:28,631 --> 00:23:30,297
YEAH?
534
00:23:30,301 --> 00:23:32,500
IT'S BEEN BOTHERING ME
THAT I COULDN'T...
535
00:23:32,505 --> 00:23:34,637
PERFORM WITH YOU.
536
00:23:34,642 --> 00:23:36,375
(laughs)
537
00:23:36,379 --> 00:23:38,378
IT'S LIKE, IF I DIDN'T BOWL
300 EVERY TIME,
538
00:23:38,383 --> 00:23:40,382
YOU'D FIND ANOTHER ALLEY,
OR SOMETHING.
539
00:23:40,386 --> 00:23:42,818
MICHAEL... (laughs)
IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
540
00:23:42,824 --> 00:23:44,356
(laughs)
541
00:23:44,359 --> 00:23:45,658
WHAT IS IT LIKE?
542
00:23:45,662 --> 00:23:47,328
I DON'T KNOW.
WE'RE JUST...
543
00:23:47,332 --> 00:23:48,765
JUST YOU AND ME.
544
00:23:48,768 --> 00:23:50,400
THAT'S ALL.
545
00:23:50,404 --> 00:23:52,403
OUR BODIES ARE JUST SOMETHING
TO SLIP IN TO
546
00:23:52,408 --> 00:23:55,507
WHEN WE WANT TO TAKE
THE TOP DOWN AND DRIVE FAST.
547
00:23:55,513 --> 00:23:58,211
SO YOU'RE NOT DISAPPOINTED?
548
00:23:58,217 --> 00:23:59,417
ARE YOU KIDDING?
549
00:23:59,420 --> 00:24:00,752
THE WAY WE'VE BEEN GOING,
550
00:24:00,756 --> 00:24:02,655
I'M SURPRISED
IT DIDN'T BREAK OFF.
551
00:24:02,659 --> 00:24:06,758
MAYBE JUST BOUGHT US
A LITTLE TIME.
552
00:24:06,766 --> 00:24:08,433
HEY.
553
00:24:09,538 --> 00:24:12,437
WHAT ARE YOU SO SCARED OF?
554
00:24:12,443 --> 00:24:14,175
THE SAME THING YOU ARE.
555
00:24:14,180 --> 00:24:15,546
US.
556
00:24:15,549 --> 00:24:18,281
THEN LET'S TELL US
TO GO AWAY,
557
00:24:18,287 --> 00:24:22,687
AND WE'LL JUST SPEND TIME
WITH YOU AND ME.
558
00:24:30,476 --> 00:24:32,943
MM.
559
00:24:34,248 --> 00:24:35,781
OOH. (laughs)
560
00:24:35,785 --> 00:24:37,550
WHO'S YOUR FRIEND?
561
00:24:37,554 --> 00:24:40,387
(laughs)
562
00:24:41,996 --> 00:24:43,394
(moans)
563
00:24:43,398 --> 00:24:45,397
AH. I LOVE THE WAY
YOU KISS.
564
00:24:45,401 --> 00:24:47,767
MM. I SCORED BIG
IN THE MOUTH-TO-MOUTH
565
00:24:47,773 --> 00:24:49,305
AT THE ACADEMY.
566
00:24:49,308 --> 00:24:50,542
(laughs)
567
00:24:52,314 --> 00:24:55,313
DID YOU EVER THINK THIS WAS
MORE THAN JUST AN AFFAIR?
568
00:24:55,319 --> 00:24:57,485
(chuckles)
I ALWAYS DID.
569
00:24:57,490 --> 00:24:59,422
WHAT IS IT?
570
00:24:59,426 --> 00:25:02,325
IT'S A GALAXY
FAR, FAR AWAY--
571
00:25:02,332 --> 00:25:04,032
OH, GOD. (laughs)
572
00:25:04,036 --> 00:25:05,735
DO THEY HAVE
ERECTIONS THERE?
573
00:25:05,739 --> 00:25:07,271
OH, BIG ONES.
574
00:25:07,274 --> 00:25:08,640
YEAH.
575
00:25:08,644 --> 00:25:10,709
AS LONG
AS WE'RE BEING HONEST...
576
00:25:10,714 --> 00:25:12,446
YEAH.
577
00:25:12,450 --> 00:25:14,449
DON'T EVER USE
578
00:25:14,453 --> 00:25:17,486
A BOWLING ALLEY METAPHOR
AGAIN.
579
00:25:17,493 --> 00:25:20,359
IT JUST CHEAPENS EVERYONE.
580
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:23,332
(chuckles) OKAY?
581
00:25:23,333 --> 00:25:24,999
UH-HUH.
582
00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:26,399
MM-HMM.
583
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,666
(gasps and laughs)
584
00:25:27,667 --> 00:25:29,566
OH.
585
00:25:29,567 --> 00:25:50,100
(both moaning)
586
00:25:50,150 --> 00:25:54,700
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