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(woman) ? WHAT IS THIS THING ?
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? CALLED LOVE? ?
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? THIS FUNNY THING ?
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? CALLED LOVE ?
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? JUST WHO CAN SOLVE ?
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? ITS MYSTERY? ?
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? WHY SHOULD IT MAKE ?
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? A FOOL OF ME? ?
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? I SAW YOU THERE ?
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? THAT WONDERFUL DAY ?
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? YOU TOOK MY LOVE ?
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? AND THREW IT AWAY ?
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? AND SO I ASK THE LORD ?
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? IN HEAVEN ABOVE ?
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? WHAT IS THIS THING ?
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? CALLED LOVE? ?
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? CALLED LOVE ?
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(both moaning)
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(moaning continues)
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(moaning continues)
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(both panting)
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SO...
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A DRAGON.
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IT'S LIKE A...
BIKER BITCH CHOICE.
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WHAT DOES IT EAT?
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MEN'S DREAMS.
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UH-HUH.
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WHAT?
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OH. THIS IS NOT THE JOCELYN
I KNOW.
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YOU DID THIS ON A WHIM?
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WELL, MAYBE YOU LIKE THE JOCELYN
YOU DON'T KNOW
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BETTER THAN THE ONE YOU DO.
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BEFORE I RESPOND, WHICH ONE
AM I TALKING TO RIGHT NOW?
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YOU'RE ASKING THE WRONG PERSON.
I AM NOT EVEN HERE.
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I AM IN A PLACE OF BLISS.
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THAT'S WHAT YOU DO TO ME,
MICHAEL.
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MMM.
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(moaning)
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(doorbell rings)
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FUCK. (sighs) MY MOTHER.
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SHE'S HALF AN HOUR EARLY.
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IT'S 7:45.
WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?
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I TOLD YOU. SHE'S TAKING ME
ON A SPA WEEKEND IN SAN DIEGO.
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I'M NOT LIFTING A FINGER
UNTIL SUNDAY.
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BET YOUR MOTHER WILL FEEL
RIGHT AT HOME WITH THAT DRAGON.
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(growls)
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HEY.
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(both moaning)
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GO.
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OH. THANK YOU.
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THANKS.
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(grunts, clears throat)
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YOU ALL RIGHT, LUTHER?
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OH, YES. JUST... REACTING
TO THE PRICES OF THESE ENTREES.
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$125 FOR A STEAK?
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RELAX, LUTHER.
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YOU'RE GOING TO EXPENSE THIS
TO MY FATHER ANYWAY.
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WELL, I TAKE UMBRAGE.
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I WONDER WHAT THEY CHARGE
FOR THAT.
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IT'S KOBE BEEF, LUTHER.
MM-HMM.
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IT'S GENTLY YET THOROUGHLY
MASSAGED BY HAND,
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AND SOMETIMES EVEN BY FOOT.
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MM, MM, MM.
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FOOT, HUH?
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OH, THAT'S REMARKABLE,
DON'T YOU THINK, LUTHER?
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(giggles) OH, YES.
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(chuckles)
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LUTHER. (speaking Javanese)
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(speaking Javanese)
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(grunting,
continues speaking Javanese)
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UHH.
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WHAT LANGUAGE IS THAT
YOU'RE SPEAKING, LUTHER?
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IT'S JAVANESE.
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UH, YOU MEAN... JAPANESE.
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NO, JAVANESE. FROM JAVA.
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AH, AND, UM,
WHAT DO WE KNOW OF JAVA?
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IT'S WHERE THE LEGENDARY FOSSIL
OF JAVA MAN WAS FOUND.
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OH, FANTASTIC.
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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SUCH
A FOSSIL BUFF, DARLING.
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(both chuckle)
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GO ON, LUTHER.
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FOR... GOD SAKES. ELABORATE.
WELL...
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WELL, TO NO ONE'S SURPRISE,
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AND GIVEN
THE ABUNDANT RAINFALL,
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THE RICE FIELDS IN JAVA
ARE AMONG THE...
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WETTEST IN THE WORLD.
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REALLY? HOW WET?
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SOAKING.
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SOAKING.
(whimpers)
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(laughs) OKAY, WELL, HONEY,
LET'S GET SOME BEEF, HUH?
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(dish clatters)
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THAT DINNER WENT ON
FUCKING FOREVER.
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I THOUGHT LUTHER WOULD NEVER
SHUT UP ABOUT JAVA.
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LIKE I GIVE A BROWN DOUGHNUT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT WAS THE BEST TIME
OF MY MARRIAGE TO PEMMIE?
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THE YEAR SHE WAS IN PRISON
FOR TAX EVASION.
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MY COCK FINALLY GOT A BREAK.
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THE WOMAN IS INSATIABLE.
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SHE'LL GRIND ANY MAN DOWN
LIKE A PIECE OF WOOD ON A LATHE.
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BEFORE I MET HER,
I REALLY LOVED SEX.
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BUT SHE JUST WORE ME OUT.
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SO WHY DO I STAY WITH HER?
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(chuckles)
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'CAUSE WE GOT SOMETHING
TOGETHER.
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DO NOT MENTION THIS TO MY COCK.
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SHE'S DRIVING MUCH CALMER SINCE
THE ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES.
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YOU ACTUALLY ASKED
TO COME ON A RIDE-ALONG?
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DID YOU KNOW
SHE WAS DRIVING?
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MICHAEL WANTED TO SEE WHAT I DO
WHEN WE'RE NOT TOGETHER
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TRYING TO KILL EACH OTHER.
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(speaking indistinctly)
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HEY, PRESTON.
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THE BIG GUY--
ISN'T THAT LINDELL?
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FUCKHEAD NEVER LEARNS.
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DOWN, MICHAEL, DOWN!
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(siren wailing)
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(tires screech)
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YOU GET LINDELL.
I'LL GET HECKLE AND JECKLE.
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STOP, OR I'LL SHOOT!
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(gunshot)
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LIZ!
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STAY IN THE CAR!
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(panting)
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HEY, HEY, HEY! JEEZ!
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DIDN'T I TELL YOU
TO STAY IN THE CAR?
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OHH!
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RELAX.
(laughs) I'M NOT DEAD.
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UNIT 407,
WE HAVE AN OFFICER DOWN.
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PUT SOME PRESSURE ON THE WOUND
RIGHT HERE.
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RIGHT THERE.
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STAY HERE.
I'LL GUIDE THE AMBULANCE IN.
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(panting)
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YOU GLAD YOU CAME? (panting)
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PUT SOME PRESSURE
DOWN THERE. (groaning)
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N-NOT SO HARD.
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OKAY. ARE YOU OKAY?
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ME? NEVER BETTER.
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JUST A FLESH WOUND.
(laughs)
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(siren wailing in distance)
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(gasps)
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(seagulls crying)
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HEY.
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OH.
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MMM.
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MMM.
MMM.
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HOW YOU DOING?
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FINE.
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YEAH?
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NOT THE FIRST TIME
I'VE BEEN SHOT.
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HOW MANY TIMES?
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COUPLE. WHAT DOES IT MATTER?
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OH, I DON'T KNOW.
LIFE, DEATH, AHH.
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(chuckles) YOU'RE FAR
TOO MELODRAMATIC, YOU KNOW THAT?
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LIZ, YOU WERE SHOT.
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I'VE BEEN FULL OF HOLES
FOREVER.
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WHAT'S ONE MORE? (chuckles)
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HEY. COME HERE.
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HEY, YOU WERE SHOT.
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HEY. BUT NOT IN THE MOUTH.
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(both moaning)
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COME HERE.
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OHH.
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(computer alert playing)
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UGH. I GOTTA GO GET THAT.
IT'S THE OFFICE.
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(sighs deeply)
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(alert continues playing)
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Ah, there you are, Michael.
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Hello, Michael.
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How's the franchise agreement
coming along?
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A LOT... FASTER
NOW THAT I DECIDED TO DRAFT IT
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on my dad's boat.
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NOW I NEED IT
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, HMM?
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AH, IT'LL BE THERE.
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Michael,
I want you to meet someone.
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Say hello to the reason
you are working so hard.
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Mirella Brenetti.
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Buon giorno, Michele.
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BUON GIORNO.
IT'S AN HONOR.
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I HAD ONE OF THE BEST MEALS
OF MY LIFE
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at Ristorante Brenetti
in Florence.
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AH, PERFETTO.
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I WILL HAVE MY HUSBAND
PREPARE YOU
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UN PIATTO COSI SPECIALE
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AT THE NEW BRENETTI'S
LAS VEGAS.
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CIAO, MICHELE.
CIAO!
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(taps key)
(giggles)
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DON'T EVER DO THAT... AGAIN.
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I'M GONNA GO HOME.
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NO, YOU DON'T.
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THERE'S NO ONE THERE
TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.
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I DON'T NEED ANYBODY
TO TAKE CARE OF ME.
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AH. THAT'S WHAT THIS
IS ALL ABOUT.
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THAT'S WHAT WHAT'S ABOUT?
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YOU CAN'T STAND ANYBODY
LOOKING AFTER YOU,
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SHOWING YOU SOME CONCERN.
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YEAH? SO?
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HEY.
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MMM.
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WHEATGRASS.
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OH! IT TASTES LIKE MY MOUTH
HAS JUST BEEN MOWED.
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(sighs and coughs)
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WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING THERE,
DARLING?
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IT'S NAKED CHARDONNAY.
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MMM.
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IT'S PERFECTION.
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MMM.
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PERFECTION--
THAT'S FUCKING GREAT.
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(laughs) YOU SHOULD WRITE
WINE REVIEWS, MOTHER.
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DID I TELL YOU
A GARDENER SAW US?
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ME AND MICHAEL IN THE BEDROOM,
NAKED.
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(laughs)
HOW MUCH DID HE SEE?
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WE WERE IN THE AFTERGLOW.
MM?
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MICHAEL IS QUITE A LOVER.
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WELL, I'M SURE I'M TRANSGRESSING
SOME FREUDIAN BOUNDARIES,
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BUT YOUR FATHER
IS NOT SO BAD.
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HE COULD TURN PRO.
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WHY, THERE'S THIS LITTLE THING
THAT HE DOES--OHH!
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OKAY, MOTHER. T.M.I.
T.M.I.
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YOU BROUGHT IT UP.
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I BROUGHT UP ME, NOT YOU
AND MY FATHER THE... PRO.
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WELL, POINT IS,
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THANKS TO YOUR DAD'S SKILLS
AND STAGGERING SPERM COUNT,
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YOU'RE HERE.
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WE SHOULD CELEBRATE
THE MAN AND HIS PENIS.
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YOU SAID "PENIS."
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I DIDN'T JUST IMAGINE THAT.
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MY ASTHMA HAS
A WHOLE NEW TRIGGER NOW.
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YEAH. IT'S GIRL TALK.
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TRYING TO BOND.
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(chuckles)
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(sighs) THIS PLACE IS NICE.
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A CHANCE
TO FORGET WHO WE ARE.
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YOU NEVER WANNA DO THAT.
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THERE ARE TOO MANY PEOPLE
OUT THERE
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READY TO DO IT FOR YOU.
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(sighs)
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(ice cubes rattle)
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WHAT TIME'S YOUR FLIGHT?
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(sighs) 7:00.
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MEANS YOU'LL BE IN FLORENCE
BY MID-MORNING.
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REMEMBER WATCHING THE SUNRISE
TOGETHER WHEN WE FLEW BACK?
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I'VE HAD SUCH A WONDERFUL TIME
WITH YOU, ARTHUR.
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HMM?
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WE COULD HAVE THIS
ALL THE TIME.
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THAT WOULD RUIN EVERYTHING.
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(seagulls crying)
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(sighs)
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00:14:26,011 --> 00:14:28,143
HEY, REMBRANDT.
249
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YOU'RE BLEEDIN'.
250
00:14:31,381 --> 00:14:33,014
AREN'T WE ALL?
251
00:14:33,017 --> 00:14:34,716
(chuckles)
252
00:14:34,718 --> 00:14:37,450
YOU MUST BE
MIKEY'S NEW FRIEND LIZ.
253
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I'M VIC.
254
00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,722
SHOT OR STABBED?
255
00:14:42,725 --> 00:14:44,790
SHOT. IT'S THE FLESH WOUND.
256
00:14:44,793 --> 00:14:48,193
I GOT A MILLION OF THOSE.
THAT'S WHY I ACT THE WAY I DO.
257
00:14:48,197 --> 00:14:50,029
(laughs)
258
00:14:50,032 --> 00:14:52,564
YOU HUNGRY?
YEAH.
259
00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:54,467
COME ON.
260
00:14:58,438 --> 00:14:59,704
TUNA FISH.
261
00:14:59,706 --> 00:15:03,372
MY SPECIALTY.
262
00:15:03,376 --> 00:15:06,975
TO BE HONEST,
I EAT IT FOR THE MERCURY.
263
00:15:06,979 --> 00:15:09,611
FIGURE ONE DAY, IT'LL MAKE
MY COCK LIGHT UP IN THE DARK.
264
00:15:09,615 --> 00:15:12,148
(chuckles) THAT'D BE GREAT.
YOU CAN READ IN BED.
265
00:15:12,151 --> 00:15:14,783
I'LL HAVE TO BUY A BOOK.
266
00:15:14,786 --> 00:15:18,852
(laughs) MICHAEL'S TOLD ME
ABOUT YOU.
267
00:15:18,857 --> 00:15:21,989
MM. WHAT'D HE SAY?
268
00:15:21,992 --> 00:15:24,091
THAT HE WISHES
HE WAS MORE LIKE YOU.
269
00:15:24,094 --> 00:15:26,993
BAD IDEA.
270
00:15:26,997 --> 00:15:29,629
THERE'S ENOUGH OF ME
TO GO AROUND FOR EVERYBODY.
271
00:15:29,632 --> 00:15:32,098
(chuckles)
272
00:15:32,101 --> 00:15:36,034
UM, SO... YOU DON'T CARE
THAT MICHAEL'S SEEING ME?
273
00:15:36,039 --> 00:15:37,837
A GUY WHO'S ENGAGED?
274
00:15:37,839 --> 00:15:41,605
I BELIEVE IN THE THEORY
OF MAGNETIC NORTH.
275
00:15:41,609 --> 00:15:43,941
NO MATTER WHERE YOU THINK
YOU ARE,
276
00:15:43,944 --> 00:15:48,144
WHERE YOU THINK YOU WANNA BE,
YOU'RE DRAWN TO MAGNETIC NORTH.
277
00:15:48,149 --> 00:15:52,714
AND YOU, MY DEAR,
ARE MAGNETIC NORTH.
278
00:15:52,719 --> 00:15:54,951
(chuckles)
279
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,653
HEY, UM, THANKS FOR LETTING ME
STAY ON YOUR BOAT.
280
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:01,823
ANYTIME, AND IT'S A YACHT.
OH.
281
00:16:01,827 --> 00:16:03,626
YOU THINK I'D SPEND
THIS KIND OF MONEY ON A BOAT?
282
00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:05,928
(laughs)
283
00:16:05,931 --> 00:16:10,763
UM... VIC, I SHOULD--
I SHOULD GET GOING.
284
00:16:10,768 --> 00:16:12,034
WHAT? WHAT? I'M JUST
GETTING TO KNOW YA.
285
00:16:12,036 --> 00:16:13,735
WHERE DO YOU HAVE TO GO?
286
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HOME.
287
00:16:15,005 --> 00:16:17,603
WELL, PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA.
288
00:16:17,607 --> 00:16:19,107
STICK AROUND HERE
MUCH LONGER,
289
00:16:19,109 --> 00:16:20,941
I'LL JUST END UP
MARRYING YOU.
290
00:16:20,944 --> 00:16:22,943
OH. (laughs)
WHAT'S YOUR RING SIZE?
291
00:16:22,945 --> 00:16:24,844
(both laugh)
292
00:16:24,847 --> 00:16:27,213
COME ON.
FINISH YOUR LUNCH.
293
00:16:27,216 --> 00:16:28,716
YOU CAN DO THAT.
OKAY.
294
00:16:32,721 --> 00:16:34,853
(sighs)
295
00:16:34,856 --> 00:16:37,089
(knocks on door)
296
00:16:37,092 --> 00:16:39,924
AH. MICHAEL, MEET HANSINE.
297
00:16:39,927 --> 00:16:44,026
IT MEANS "GOD IS GOOD"
IN NORWEGIAN.
298
00:16:44,031 --> 00:16:45,730
(Norwegian accent)
I LOVE YOUR CUT,
299
00:16:45,732 --> 00:16:49,731
BUT IF YOU EVER WANT IT
CLOSER AND TIGHTER, CALL ME.
300
00:16:49,736 --> 00:16:51,935
SHE WON A TROPHY
301
00:16:51,938 --> 00:16:54,770
IN OSLO
FOR BEST SIDEBURN DESIGN.
302
00:16:54,773 --> 00:16:59,505
LONG IS BEST, BUT THEY MUST
ALIGN WITH THE LIPS
303
00:16:59,510 --> 00:17:01,110
TO BE TRULY ALIVE.
304
00:17:01,113 --> 00:17:04,845
SO, HOW'S LIFE ON THE HIGH SEAS
WITH DIRTY HARRIET?
305
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,981
SHE'S GETTING THERE.
MM.
306
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,217
YOU BELIEVE THIS?
SPENT ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT
307
00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:12,585
WORKING ON THE BRENETTI
FRANCHISE AGREEMENTS FOR ARTHUR,
308
00:17:12,589 --> 00:17:14,155
AND HE'S NOT EVEN HERE?
309
00:17:14,157 --> 00:17:16,822
HE WAS IN A WEIRD FUNK
THIS MORNING.
310
00:17:16,825 --> 00:17:19,125
HE SAID...
"DID YOU EVER THINK
311
00:17:19,128 --> 00:17:21,127
"SOMETHING WOULD GO ONE WAY
IN YOUR LIFE,
312
00:17:21,130 --> 00:17:23,928
"AND THEN WHEN YOU'VE DISCOVERED
YOU ARE WRONG,
313
00:17:23,931 --> 00:17:26,530
IT SHOOK THE PRIMAL ORDER?"
314
00:17:26,534 --> 00:17:28,633
HE SAID THAT?
MM.
315
00:17:28,635 --> 00:17:30,235
YOU THINK HE'S COMING OUT?
316
00:17:30,238 --> 00:17:32,669
I HOPE NOT. HE DOESN'T HAVE
THE WARDROBE FOR IT.
317
00:17:32,672 --> 00:17:35,305
VERY TRUE.
318
00:17:35,308 --> 00:17:37,007
(chuckles)
319
00:17:37,010 --> 00:17:40,842
I AM THE LAST LIVING ACOLYTE
OF THE SWAMI AMRAVATI
320
00:17:40,846 --> 00:17:44,079
WHO WAS, AS YOU ALL KNOW,
WAS THE GREATEST PROPONENT
321
00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:46,882
OF THE 10-HOUR ORGASM.
322
00:17:46,885 --> 00:17:52,683
I WAS HIS LOVER FROM 1951 TO '53
AND THE INSPIRATION
323
00:17:52,689 --> 00:17:57,256
FOR HIS FIRST BOOK, "THE RIGORS
OF ENDLESS PLEASURE."
324
00:17:57,261 --> 00:18:00,026
I REMEMBER THE SUMMER WE MET
AT HIS SEASIDE RETREAT
325
00:18:00,030 --> 00:18:03,562
IN JAMMU AND KASHMIR.
326
00:18:03,566 --> 00:18:05,665
IT WAS THERE THAT HE TAUGHT
THE ANCIENT SECRETS
327
00:18:05,668 --> 00:18:08,901
OF BREATH CONTROL
AND CLITORAL LEVITATION.
328
00:18:08,904 --> 00:18:13,602
THERE ARE THOSE WHO SAY HE DIED,
BUT I WAS THERE.
329
00:18:13,608 --> 00:18:17,041
AFTER HE AND I HAD
AN ALL-DAY LOVEMAKING SESSION,
330
00:18:17,045 --> 00:18:23,111
THE SWAMI HAD AN 11-HOUR ORGASM
AND SIMPLY DEMATERIALIZED.
331
00:18:23,117 --> 00:18:26,217
NOW THAT'S... AN ORGASM.
332
00:18:34,626 --> 00:18:37,293
OHH.
333
00:18:37,296 --> 00:18:39,961
MMM.
334
00:18:39,964 --> 00:18:42,130
OHH.
335
00:18:42,133 --> 00:18:45,898
(moaning)
336
00:18:45,903 --> 00:18:48,602
WOW. AHH.
337
00:18:48,605 --> 00:18:52,105
(sighing and moaning)
338
00:18:54,244 --> 00:18:55,742
(gasps)
339
00:18:55,744 --> 00:18:58,245
(moans)
340
00:19:06,321 --> 00:19:08,552
OHH.
(gasps)
341
00:19:08,555 --> 00:19:12,655
(both gasping)
342
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:19,863
(panting)
343
00:19:28,874 --> 00:19:31,739
MM! OH, GOD!
344
00:19:31,743 --> 00:19:35,376
AHH! MM.
345
00:19:35,380 --> 00:19:37,145
(sighs)
346
00:19:37,147 --> 00:19:38,380
(laughs)
347
00:19:38,382 --> 00:19:41,847
(sighs)
YOU DO ME IN, COUNSELOR.
348
00:19:41,851 --> 00:19:43,150
(gasps)
349
00:19:43,152 --> 00:19:44,718
WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?
350
00:19:44,721 --> 00:19:50,053
I'M WOUNDED,
BUT I'M MOTIVATED.
351
00:19:50,058 --> 00:19:51,325
MMM.
352
00:19:55,230 --> 00:19:56,730
MMM.
353
00:19:58,933 --> 00:20:01,299
I'D LIKE TO FALL ASLEEP
NEXT TO YOU.
354
00:20:01,302 --> 00:20:03,901
I'D LIKE THAT, TOO.
355
00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:06,104
OKAY.
356
00:20:14,680 --> 00:20:16,313
HOW'S THE PAIN?
357
00:20:16,315 --> 00:20:19,115
PAIN IS FOR PEOPLE
WHO FEEL PAIN.
358
00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:22,884
I MET YOUR DAD TODAY.
359
00:20:22,887 --> 00:20:25,453
OH, YEAH?
HE HIT ON YOU?
360
00:20:25,456 --> 00:20:28,888
HE TALKED TO ME.
361
00:20:28,892 --> 00:20:30,492
THAT'S NOT LIKE HIM.
362
00:20:30,495 --> 00:20:32,227
HMM.
363
00:20:32,229 --> 00:20:34,862
EVERYONE HAS SIDES.
364
00:20:41,203 --> 00:20:42,869
(Liz grunts)
365
00:20:42,871 --> 00:20:44,736
FUCK!
366
00:20:44,739 --> 00:20:47,806
(grunting)
367
00:20:51,879 --> 00:20:53,945
(panting)
368
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,247
HEY, YOU OKAY?
369
00:20:55,249 --> 00:20:57,781
GET AWAY.
LIZ.
370
00:20:57,784 --> 00:21:00,983
GET AWAY!
OKAY, OKAY. WHAT'S GOING ON?
371
00:21:00,987 --> 00:21:03,286
I DROPPED MY LAST PAIN PILL,
AND I CAN'T FUCKING FIND IT.
372
00:21:03,289 --> 00:21:07,288
AND I'M IN FUCKING PAIN.
SO JUST GET THE FUCK OUT!
373
00:21:07,293 --> 00:21:09,492
I'LL HELP YOU FIND THE PILL.
374
00:21:09,494 --> 00:21:11,193
GET THE FUCK OUT!
375
00:21:11,196 --> 00:21:13,029
HEY! HEY, CALM DOWN.
376
00:21:14,199 --> 00:21:16,298
STOP IT.
377
00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:18,433
(whimpers)
OH, OKAY.
378
00:21:18,436 --> 00:21:20,368
COME HERE. COME HERE.
379
00:21:20,371 --> 00:21:22,036
(grunts)
380
00:21:22,038 --> 00:21:24,037
LET'S LIE YOU DOWN,
AND I'LL FIND THE PILL.
381
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:25,440
(clatter)
382
00:21:25,442 --> 00:21:28,374
IT'S OKAY.
PAIN BUILDS CHARACTER.
383
00:21:28,378 --> 00:21:30,143
YOU KNOW WHO SAID THAT?
384
00:21:30,145 --> 00:21:31,944
NO.
385
00:21:31,947 --> 00:21:33,246
GUESS.
386
00:21:33,248 --> 00:21:34,548
(grunts) KENNEDY?
387
00:21:34,550 --> 00:21:36,315
NO.
388
00:21:36,318 --> 00:21:40,184
IT WAS MY MOTHER,
TWO MONTHS BEFORE SHE DIED.
389
00:21:40,188 --> 00:21:44,287
SO IT DIDN'T BUILD CHARACTER
AT ALL. IT JUST... KILLED HER.
390
00:21:44,292 --> 00:21:46,991
I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW THAT,
LIZ. YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT.
391
00:21:46,994 --> 00:21:49,993
IT WASN'T MUCH OF A STORY.
392
00:21:49,997 --> 00:21:53,363
SHE WAS FINE, AND THEN...
THEN WE BURIED HER.
393
00:21:53,367 --> 00:21:55,066
(sniffles)
394
00:21:56,369 --> 00:21:57,569
I'LL FIND THE PILL.
395
00:21:59,871 --> 00:22:02,104
OH, GOD, I HATE YOU
BEING SO NICE TO ME.
396
00:22:02,107 --> 00:22:04,206
I KNOW.
YOU KNOW, I REALLY DO.
397
00:22:04,209 --> 00:22:05,542
OH, I KNOW.
398
00:22:07,178 --> 00:22:09,111
(under breath) FUCK.
399
00:22:09,113 --> 00:22:10,380
(exhales deeply)
400
00:22:12,216 --> 00:22:16,248
(cell phone rings)
401
00:22:16,253 --> 00:22:17,918
HI, STRANGER.
HI.
402
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,387
What are you doing?
403
00:22:19,389 --> 00:22:22,820
UH, WORKING LATE.
404
00:22:22,824 --> 00:22:25,090
HOW WAS THE MOTHER/DAUGHTER
WEEKEND?
405
00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:28,559
MM, THE PERFECT PEDICURE
SOLVES EVERY PROBLEM IN LIFE.
406
00:22:28,563 --> 00:22:30,329
YOU HAVE PROBLEMS?
407
00:22:30,332 --> 00:22:32,797
WE HAD A BLAST, GOSSIPING,
408
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:34,199
eating like crazy.
409
00:22:34,201 --> 00:22:37,100
I mean, the place took forever
to get to,
410
00:22:37,104 --> 00:22:42,070
AND SOME OF THE WOMEN THERE
WERE JUST... OFF THE CHARTS.
411
00:22:42,075 --> 00:22:43,907
Here's a tip.
412
00:22:43,910 --> 00:22:46,976
Never get into a mud bath
next to a divorc๏ฟฝe...
413
00:22:46,979 --> 00:22:48,579
(speaks indistinctly)
HUH? I'M LOSING YOU.
414
00:22:50,215 --> 00:22:52,149
HEY, CALL YOU TOMORROW.
415
00:22:55,987 --> 00:22:58,219
(sighs)
416
00:22:58,222 --> 00:23:00,588
HEY, OKAY, OPEN.
417
00:23:00,589 --> 00:23:03,356
(pants)
418
00:23:05,456 --> 00:23:08,356
(pants)
419
00:23:09,556 --> 00:23:11,121
(gulps)
420
00:23:11,122 --> 00:23:12,855
(bottle cap clicks)
MM.
421
00:23:14,222 --> 00:23:17,056
(giggles) THANK YOU.
422
00:23:20,889 --> 00:23:22,588
MM.
423
00:23:22,589 --> 00:23:42,623
MM. OW.
424
00:23:42,673 --> 00:23:47,223
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