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(woman) ? WHAT IS THIS THING ?
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? CALLED LOVE? ?
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? THIS FUNNY THING ?
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? CALLED LOVE ?
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? JUST WHO CAN SOLVE ?
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? ITS MYSTERY? ?
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? WHY SHOULD IT MAKE ?
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? A FOOL OF ME? ?
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? I SAW YOU THERE ?
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? THAT WONDERFUL DAY ?
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? YOU TOOK MY LOVE ?
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? AND THREW IT AWAY ?
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? AND SO I ASK THE LORD ?
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? IN HEAVEN ABOVE ?
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? WHAT IS THIS THING ?
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? CALLED LOVE? ?
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? CALLED LOVE ?
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(moans)
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(both panting)
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OH, FUCK. FUCK!
WHAT?
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FUCK!
WHAT?
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FUCK!
WHAT?
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FUCK! UGH!
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UGH!
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FUCK!
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(door opens and closes)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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SURPRISE!
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(all) SURPRISE!
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(laughs)
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(lowered voice) NOT A SURPRISE.
YOU TOLD ME ABOUT IT, DAD.
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FUCK. ACT SURPRISED ANYWAY.
GO ENJOY YOUR FRIENDS.
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(laughs) HEY!
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OH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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WHY ARE YOU SO LATE?
LONG STORY.
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(sighs) I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR
SAN FRANCISCO IN A FEW MINUTES.
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ON MY BIRTHDAY?
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I TOLD YOU, I'M DOING
THAT BOUTIQUE HOTEL
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IN THE EMBARCADERO.
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OH, YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT.
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AND WE AGREED
WE'D CELEBRATE,
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AND I'D GIVE YOU A PRESENT
TOMORROW.
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WHAT IS IT?
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I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU.
IT WOULD RUIN THE SURPRISE.
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I HAVE TO STEAL
THE BIRTHDAY BOY.
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JUST GIVE US A MINUTE,
LUTHER.
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I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
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MM.
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MM.
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(indistinct conversations)
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MMM. YOU MAKE ME SHIVER.
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(chuckles)
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LOVE YOU.
LOVE YOU, TOO.
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FOLLOW ME.
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MAY I SAY I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU
DRESSED MORE LUDICROUSLY?
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IT'S JAY-Z,
OF THE JAY-Z COLLECTION.
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OH, OF COURSE.
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I FORGOT ABOUT YOUR CLOSE TIES
TO THE HIP-HOP WORLD.
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WHAT?
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YOUR BIRTHDAY GIFT.
OPEN IT.
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IT'S A DVD I MADE FOR YOU
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OF WHICH I AM THE STAR--
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CO-STAR WITH A MISS, UM...
(clears throat)
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PEMMIE DELLACORTE.
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JOCE'S SISTER?
(chuckles)
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YOU MADE A DVD OF YOU FUCKING
JOCELYN'S MARRIED SISTER?
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DAUGHTER OF THE MAN
WHO EMPLOYS BOTH YOU AND ME?
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WELL, IT WAS HER IDEA.
OH, IT WAS NOT.
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IT WAS, YES,
AND SOME OF MY FINEST WORK,
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IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
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(scoffs)
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(sighs) OH, MICHAEL,
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YOU HAVE NO SENSE
OF THE ABSURD.
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IF I DID,
I'D BE DRESSED LIKE YOU.
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LAST CHANCE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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PEMMIE'S A WILD ONE.
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IT'S NO PICNIC LOOKING LIKE THIS
OR BEING SO GIFTED IN BED.
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IT'S INTIMIDATING.
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I SCARE THE CRAP
OUT OF MY HUSBAND SETH.
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I MEAN... WE DO STUFF SOMETIMES,
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IF YOU CALL ME LICKING HIS BALLS
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WHILE HE TWANGS
HIS POT STICKER "STUFF."
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(imitates snoring)
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SNORE.
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OHH.
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A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK
PRISON CHANGED ME,
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BUT I THINK IT WAS JUST ANOTHER
PLACE TO MAKE CLOSE FRIENDS
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AND EXPAND MY HORIZONS...
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IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
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(sighs)
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EVEN THOUGH I'M ON PAROLE...
(exhales deeply)
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SETH IS THRILLED
TO HAVE ME BACK...
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LUTHER, NO LUTHER.
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OOH, I STILL MISS
MY CELLMATE GEORGIA.
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FOR A WOMAN WHO TOOK
A BASEBALL BAT
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TO HER HUSBAND'S KNEECAPS,
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SHE SURE HAD
A TENDER FUCKING TOUCH.
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MICHAEL... (clears throat)
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MEET SUZE AND YASMIN.
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THEY'RE CONTORTIONISTS.
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MMM.
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THEY DEFY
THE LAWS OF PHYSICS.
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THEIR BODIES ARE LIKE
A CIRCUS OF NASTY HINGES.
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(both giggle)
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(chuckles)
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I BEND
WHERE OTHER WOMEN SNAP.
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AND I CAN LICK MY OWN VULVA.
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YOU'RE LIKE CALIGULA.
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MM.
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OOH.
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(clears throat)
HELLO, BOYS.
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WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE TROUBLE?
(chuckles)
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DON'T WANT YOU TO BURN.
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(chuckles) GOD.
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(Vic) WE MAY HAVE TO CHECK HIM
INTO A BURN WARD
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AND HAVE HIM
LEGALLY DECLARED A PIZZA.
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(groans)
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OOH, IT LOOKS BAD, MIKEY.
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WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH TO ASK YOU
TO THROW SOMETHING ON... MOM?
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VIC, DID YOU HEAR?
HE CALLED ME "MOM."
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I HEARD, I HEARD.
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LISTEN, SWEETHEART,
WHY DON'T YOU GO UP TOP?
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I THINK CAPTAIN LU'S
GONNA LET YOU STEER.
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SHE KNOWS I'M KIDDING,
RIGHT?
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(sighs)
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YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.
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CHANTAL HAS SOME VERY STRONG
MATERNAL INSTINCTS.
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YEAH, HUGE.
(laughs)
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(laughs) OW. AAH! SUNBURN.
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AHH.
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WHEN'S THE LAST TIME
WE HAD FUN LIKE THIS?
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YOUR THIRD WEDDING.
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NO, WAIT.
YOUR FOURTH, TO MAUREEN.
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MAUREEN.
GOD, SHE NEVER SHUT UP.
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NO, DAD. THAT WAS GERI.
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MAUREEN WAS THE SHY REDHEAD
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WHO CHECKED INTO
THE BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL
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AND TOOK 50 VICODIN
FOR DINNER.
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I THOUGHT THAT WAS DOROTHY.
(laughs)
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I'M BEGINNING TO LOSE TRACK.
I THINK I KINDA LIKE THAT.
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YOU'RE SOMETHING, POP.
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I WOULDN'T SAY IT
IF I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
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YOU'RE A LAWYER, SON.
IS THAT HOW YOU SEE ME?
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THE WAY I SEE YOU, SON,
IS I DON'T SEE YOU ENOUGH.
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GOT YOU SOMETHING.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
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AW.
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(sighs)
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OOH. I LOVE IT, POP.
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SAID YOU WANTED TO QUIT THE LAW
AND GO SAILING AROUND THE WORLD.
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HOP ON.
(chuckles)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SON.
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YOUR SOUL THAT CAME BELOW.
(chuckles)
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YEAH.
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MICHAEL! THEY CALL THIS ONE...
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(clears throat)
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"OPENING NIGHT."
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(imitates trumpet playing)
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THIS ONE IS CALLED
"THE GRAND COULEE DAM."
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WELL DONE, GIRLS.
(giggles)
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BIG FINISH, MICHAEL.
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THIS ONE'S CALLED
"HERE, PUSSY, PUSSY."
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IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS.
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STEP BACK, MICHAEL.
THIS ONE GETS A LITTLE MESSY.
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OH, OKAY.
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LIZ.
MICHAEL.
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(keys jangle)
HOW DID YOU GET IN?
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I'M A COP. I BROKE IN.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WE HAD SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS
FROM THIS MORNING.
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SMELLS GOOD.
WHAT YOU GOT IN HERE?
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I PICKED UP SOME CHINESE
ON THE WAY.
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THESE ARE ALL EMPTY.
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I DIDN'T GET IT FOR YOU.
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I GOT IT FOR ME.
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SO YOU JUST CAME OVER TO EAT
AND FUCK?
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PRETTY MUCH.
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HOW CAN YOU LIVE
WITH YOURSELF?
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YOU ARE SO FUCKING SELFISH.
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PRACTICE.
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(gasping)
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(moans)
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AHH. AHH.
A LITTLE SUNBURNED.
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OHH.
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MMM.
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(both moaning)
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(gasping)
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(continues gasping)
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(moaning)
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(grunting)
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AAH!
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(both gasping)
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00:10:33,603 --> 00:10:38,403
SO... WHAT DID YOUR GIRLFRIEND
GET YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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I THINK SHE'S GETTING ME
A ME-ME.
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SHE'S TAKING ME
TO HIS GALLERY TOMORROW NIGHT.
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THE VIDEO ARTIST?
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00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:47,979
YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM?
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00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:51,247
ME-ME? YEAH, HE'S HUGE.
I STUDIED HIM IN ART HISTORY.
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00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:56,584
THAT LOOK--IS IT BECAUSE
I KNOW WHO ME-ME IS,
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00:10:56,587 --> 00:10:58,486
OR BECAUSE I WENT
TO COLLEGE?
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00:10:58,489 --> 00:11:00,421
WELL, YOU JUST KEEP
SURPRISING ME. THAT--THAT'S--
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00:11:00,423 --> 00:11:02,255
THAT'S--THAT'S ALL.
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00:11:02,258 --> 00:11:04,491
I WAS EVEN SURPRISED
YOU REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY.
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00:11:04,493 --> 00:11:06,625
ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC?
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00:11:06,628 --> 00:11:08,694
NO.
WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO,
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00:11:08,696 --> 00:11:09,895
MAKE A BIGGER DEAL
OUT OF YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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00:11:09,897 --> 00:11:11,529
MAYBE GET YOU A PRESENT?
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00:11:11,531 --> 00:11:13,564
A TEXT MESSAGE
WOULD HAVE BEEN PLENTY.
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00:11:13,567 --> 00:11:15,799
DICTATE TO IT ME, HUH?
HOW ABOUT THAT?
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00:11:15,802 --> 00:11:17,668
THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS EXPECT,
AND SO FAR,
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THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS GET
FROM YOU--
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SPECTACULAR SEX FOLLOWED BY
A RIDICULOUS ARGUMENT
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THAT YOU START
AND THEN YOU EXIT.
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00:11:24,808 --> 00:11:29,042
WELL, WHO AM I
TO DISAPPOINT?
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00:11:32,681 --> 00:11:34,346
SO PICTURE THIS--
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JACKSON POLLOCK AND I
ARE DROPPING ACID, NAKED
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00:11:36,517 --> 00:11:40,850
IN MILES DAVIS' PLACE
IN SAG HARBOR.
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00:11:40,854 --> 00:11:42,519
HE WAS PAINTING MY TITS.
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HE HAD
THE MOST MARVELOUS HARD-ON,
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AND THEN SUDDENLY
HE'S SPINNING AROUND,
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SPLASHING PAINT
ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND WALLS.
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00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:54,493
NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
WE GOT ABSTRACT ART IN AMERICA.
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YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE GENIUS
COMES FROM.
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SOMETIMES IT LOOKS LIKE A MESS
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TILL SOMEBODY COMES ALONG
AND... GETS IT.
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00:12:03,403 --> 00:12:07,337
(dance music playing)
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00:12:12,711 --> 00:12:16,410
(indistinct conversations)
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00:12:22,351 --> 00:12:24,583
HOW IS IT PRONOUNCED?
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FURTHERMORE, HOW QUICKLY?
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IS IT PRONOUNCED "MEE-MEE"
OR "ME-ME"?
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STOP IT, LU.
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QUERY--IS HIS FIRST NAME "ME"
AND HIS LAST NAME "ME"
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OR HIS FIRST NAME "ME-ME,"
IN WHICH CASE
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THE ONLY POSSIBILITY
FOR HIS LAST NAME WOULD BE
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"I'M A PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE."
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(laughs)
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00:12:44,967 --> 00:12:47,766
OH, JOCELYN WANTS TO BUY ME ONE
FOR MY BIRTHDAY.
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00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:50,568
SAW A PIECE ON HIM ON CNN.
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SHE REMEMBERED.
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00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:56,639
OHH! GOD, EVERYTHING I DO
BECOMES A CLUE FOR HER.
242
00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:59,608
YEAH, WELL, SHE'S STARVED
FOR DETAILS, MICHAEL.
243
00:12:59,611 --> 00:13:04,877
JUST MAKE SHIT UP. SINCERITY
JUST COMPLICATES THINGS.
244
00:13:04,882 --> 00:13:07,381
YEAH, IT DOES.
245
00:13:07,384 --> 00:13:09,516
ACTUALLY, I LIKE HIM.
246
00:13:09,518 --> 00:13:11,584
HE'S ENGAGING IN A,
247
00:13:11,587 --> 00:13:14,419
YOU KNOW, "I HOPE YOU ALL
CHOKE TO DEATH
248
00:13:14,422 --> 00:13:16,454
IN FRONT OF YOUR LOVED ONES"
KIND OF WAY.
249
00:13:16,457 --> 00:13:18,456
(laughs)
250
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:19,758
HAVING FUN?
251
00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,559
HEY.
HI.
252
00:13:21,561 --> 00:13:24,927
MM. SO I WAS JUST TALKING TO ONE
OF MY CLIENTS--RONNY DECKER.
253
00:13:24,931 --> 00:13:27,596
HE'S
THE RACEHORSE SPERM BROKER.
254
00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,865
MM, I'D LIKE TO GET
HIS NUMBER.
255
00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:30,399
YOU KNOW, MAKE A LITTLE CASH
ON THE SIDE.
256
00:13:30,401 --> 00:13:31,733
I'M UP TO MY EARS.
257
00:13:31,735 --> 00:13:33,901
YOU KNOW, IT LOOKS REAL,
258
00:13:33,903 --> 00:13:35,936
LIKE HE ACTUALLY
MIGHT LIVE IN THERE.
259
00:13:35,939 --> 00:13:37,404
YES, WELL, MAYBE HE'LL
260
00:13:37,406 --> 00:13:38,805
DECIDE TO STAY.
261
00:13:38,807 --> 00:13:40,439
(chuckles)
262
00:13:40,441 --> 00:13:41,874
MICHAEL, WHICH ONE
DO YOU LIKE BEST--
263
00:13:41,876 --> 00:13:44,808
THE ONE WHERE ME-ME SNEERS
IRRITABLY OR THE ONE
264
00:13:44,812 --> 00:13:46,644
WHERE HE GLARES DISMISSIVELY?
265
00:13:46,646 --> 00:13:51,946
AHEM! ME-ME DOESN'T GLARE.
266
00:13:51,951 --> 00:13:54,716
AND ME-ME DOESN'T SNEER.
THAT IS ALL IN YOUR MIND, SIR.
267
00:13:54,719 --> 00:13:57,551
YOU SEE WHAT YOU SEE,
NOT WHAT IS.
268
00:13:57,554 --> 00:13:59,920
HOW VERY SLAVISH
AND PAINFUL FOR YOU.
269
00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,689
WELL, MY MISTAKE.
270
00:14:01,691 --> 00:14:03,923
OH, BY THE WAY, WHAT HAPPENED TO
THE "DIS" SEGMENT OF THE WORD?
271
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,992
I THOUGHT
IT WAS "DISTORTIONS."
272
00:14:05,994 --> 00:14:08,726
ONLY TO THOSE IMPRISONED
IN THE LITERAL.
273
00:14:08,729 --> 00:14:10,995
I ASSUME YOU'RE NOT
AN ART FANCIER.
274
00:14:10,998 --> 00:14:13,663
ACTUALLY, I LOVE ALL KINDS
OF ART. HMM.
275
00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:15,632
HAVE YOU SEEN
ANY AROUND HERE TONIGHT?
276
00:14:15,634 --> 00:14:17,499
OKAY, LUTHER,
TIME TO GET SOME AIR.
277
00:14:17,502 --> 00:14:19,468
YOU, SIR,
ARE AESTHETICALLY EMBALMED.
278
00:14:19,470 --> 00:14:22,803
PERHAPS I SHOULD INVITE YOU
TO LEAVE MY... "STORTIONS" SHOW
279
00:14:22,807 --> 00:14:25,839
AS CLEARLY IT IS WELL BEYOND
YOUR REALM OF COMPREHENSION.
280
00:14:25,842 --> 00:14:30,141
OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD
KISS MY ASS, "ME."
281
00:14:30,145 --> 00:14:32,877
OH, I HOPE THAT THOUGHT
DIDN'T "TURB" YOU TOO MUCH.
282
00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,379
GET OUT.
OKAY. HEY, HEY!
283
00:14:34,381 --> 00:14:35,747
COME ON!
284
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:41,015
(grunting)
285
00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:44,785
I TOLD YOU TO GET
THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
286
00:14:44,789 --> 00:14:46,855
AAH! FUCK YOU!
287
00:14:46,857 --> 00:14:48,489
OH, YEAH?! FUCK ME?!
288
00:14:48,492 --> 00:14:50,192
FUCK YOU!
289
00:14:50,194 --> 00:14:55,726
CALL THE MORTUARY, MICHAEL!
THIS PUSSY'S GONNA NEED A BOX!
290
00:14:55,731 --> 00:14:59,463
(man) ...Art Gallery.
12-15 in progress.
291
00:14:59,467 --> 00:15:01,699
PROBABLY RAN OUT
OF FOIE GRAS.
292
00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,067
LET SOMEBODY ELSE
TAKE IT.
293
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,535
OH, NO. THIS ONE I WANT.
294
00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,039
(Michael)
HEY, LUTHER! CUT IT OUT!
295
00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,573
STOP THAT!
GUYS, COME ON!
296
00:15:10,575 --> 00:15:11,974
(grunting)
297
00:15:11,976 --> 00:15:13,541
JESUS! BOTH OF YOU,
BREAK--HEY, BREAK IT UP!
298
00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:14,876
BREAK IT UP!
UHH!
299
00:15:14,878 --> 00:15:18,410
JOCE! GET THE FUCK OFF HER, MAN!
(siren wailing)
300
00:15:18,414 --> 00:15:21,947
THAT'S MY FRIEND JOCELYN,
YOU REVOLTING TURD! BLOW ME!
301
00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:24,615
JESUS CHRIST, MAN! OKAY, I'M
GONNA GET YOU SOME ICE, OKAY?
302
00:15:24,618 --> 00:15:27,651
HEY, HEY, HEY. STAY PUT,
ALL RIGHT?
303
00:15:27,654 --> 00:15:30,186
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, LET'S ALL
BE FRIENDS HERE, ALL RIGHT?
304
00:15:30,189 --> 00:15:32,955
THAT MICROBE TWAT
STARTED EVERYTHING!
305
00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:35,456
I AM AN ATTORNEY,
AND I WANNA PRESS CHARGES
306
00:15:35,459 --> 00:15:37,126
AGAINST THIS PRETENDER!
307
00:15:37,128 --> 00:15:40,027
ALL RIGHT, FOR WHAT?
FOR IMPERSONATING A HUMAN BEING!
308
00:15:40,031 --> 00:15:42,562
OH, AND FOR KNOCKING
MY FRIEND DOWN.
309
00:15:42,564 --> 00:15:43,764
YOU SON--
310
00:15:43,766 --> 00:15:46,198
EASY. YOU NEED TO RELAX.
ALL RIGHT.
311
00:15:46,201 --> 00:15:49,600
MA'AM? WHY DON'T YOU COME
WITH ME TO THE SQUAD CAR, OKAY?
312
00:15:49,604 --> 00:15:50,903
SO WE CAN HAVE
A LOOK AT THAT.
313
00:15:50,905 --> 00:15:52,637
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE
A STATEMENT.
314
00:15:52,639 --> 00:15:55,539
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.
IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.
315
00:15:58,244 --> 00:16:00,209
IT'S OKAY.
316
00:16:00,211 --> 00:16:01,977
I DON'T KNOW WHY
I'M SO EMOTIONAL.
317
00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:04,146
I'M NOT A PERSON
WHO DOES THIS. OKAY?
318
00:16:04,148 --> 00:16:05,746
YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHO I AM.
319
00:16:05,749 --> 00:16:07,882
IF I DIDN'T, I COULDN'T
SAY THAT, RIGHT?
320
00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,050
WELL, YOU GOT SOCKED
PRETTY GOOD.
321
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,451
THIS MAKES
AN ASSAULT AND BATTERY.
322
00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:12,786
WOULD YOU LIKE
TO PRESS CHARGES?
323
00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:14,753
I JUST WANNA MAKE HIM HAPPY.
324
00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:16,121
WHO,
THE GUY WHO PUNCHED YOU?
325
00:16:16,123 --> 00:16:18,755
YOU SEE PEOPLE
IN MESSES EVERY DAY.
326
00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:22,124
YOU KNOW, YOU...
YOU WEAR A GUN TO WORK.
327
00:16:22,128 --> 00:16:26,694
I HAVE TO ASK YOU,
HOW DO YOU MAKE A MAN HAPPY?
328
00:16:26,698 --> 00:16:29,230
LOOK, YOU GOT PRETTY SHOOK UP,
OKAY?
329
00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:31,598
I DON'T--I DON'T EVEN THINK
HE WANTED A ME-ME TO BEGIN WITH.
330
00:16:31,601 --> 00:16:34,467
I... IT'S WHAT I THOUGHT
HE WANTED, YOU KNOW?
331
00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:37,869
AND I'M PROJECTING. I'M ALWAYS
PROJECTING WHAT HE WANTS.
332
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,504
I HAVE NO IDEA.
333
00:16:40,507 --> 00:16:43,640
MEN, WOMEN--
TWO DIFFERENT ANIMALS.
334
00:16:43,643 --> 00:16:45,875
YOU'RE SO RIGHT.
SLEEPING WITH AN ENEMY.
335
00:16:45,878 --> 00:16:47,244
EXACTLY.
336
00:16:47,246 --> 00:16:50,779
THAT IS DEAD ON.
337
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,016
IT'S FELLATIO, ISN'T IT?
338
00:16:54,018 --> 00:16:56,883
IT'S--IT'S BLOW JOBS,
HUMMERS. THEY LOVE THAT.
339
00:16:56,886 --> 00:16:58,685
THEY LIVE FOR THAT--THAT
340
00:16:58,688 --> 00:17:01,821
THAT TONGUE DRIVING THE HAPPY
TOUR BUS UP EGO MOUNTAIN.
341
00:17:01,824 --> 00:17:04,522
JOCE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I COULDN'T FIND YOU.
342
00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,458
I'M TALKING TO THE OFFICER.
343
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,692
HI.
344
00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,693
HELLO.
345
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,129
DO YOU KNOW THIS WOMAN?
346
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,529
KNOW ME?
347
00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,498
THAT'S MY MAN.
348
00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,066
SHE WAS JUST GIVING ME
SOME ADVICE.
349
00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:20,534
SHE'S VERY KIND.
350
00:17:20,537 --> 00:17:22,737
EXTREMELY WISE.
351
00:17:22,739 --> 00:17:26,071
THAT'S GREAT, JOCE. HERE.
352
00:17:26,075 --> 00:17:27,841
OFFICER, MAY I SPEAK TO YOU
FOR A MOMENT?
353
00:17:27,843 --> 00:17:29,975
I'M BUSY.
PLEASE?
354
00:17:29,978 --> 00:17:33,010
JOCE, USE THE ICE.
I'LL, UH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
355
00:17:33,013 --> 00:17:35,246
OKAY?
356
00:17:35,249 --> 00:17:36,782
THANK YOU.
357
00:17:39,651 --> 00:17:43,584
OKAY, SO WHAT EXACTLY WERE
YOU GALS DISCUSSING,
358
00:17:43,588 --> 00:17:45,087
EXTREMELY WISE ONE--ME?
359
00:17:45,089 --> 00:17:47,821
(chuckles) YOU'RE INSANE.
360
00:17:47,824 --> 00:17:50,023
GET A BLOOD FLUSH.
MOVE TO ANOTHER TOWN.
361
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,058
THERE'S ANOTHER PERSON,
BECAUSE THIS VERSION
362
00:17:52,061 --> 00:17:53,960
ISN'T WORKING FOR ANYONE.
363
00:17:53,962 --> 00:17:56,594
AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION,
I DIDN'T ASK HER ANYTHING.
364
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:57,896
SHE DID ALL THE ASKING.
365
00:17:57,898 --> 00:17:59,697
WELL, WHAT EXACTLY
DID SHE ASK YOU ABOUT?
366
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,766
YOU WANNA KNOW?
ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN HANDLE IT?
367
00:18:01,768 --> 00:18:03,833
OH, YES, I CAN HANDLE IT.
368
00:18:03,836 --> 00:18:07,502
WELL, AS I RECALL,
WE WERE DISCUSSING BLOW JOBS.
369
00:18:07,505 --> 00:18:09,604
YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT.
370
00:18:09,607 --> 00:18:11,039
YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PISS ME
OFF 'CAUSE YOU'RE PISSED OFF.
371
00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:12,740
WELL, SHE REFERRED TO IT
372
00:18:12,742 --> 00:18:16,775
AS "DRIVING THE HAPPY TONGUE
TOUR BUS UP EGO MOUNTAIN."
373
00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:20,944
OH, MY GOD. I TOLD HER
NEVER TO SAY THAT.
374
00:18:20,948 --> 00:18:23,114
OH, MY.
375
00:18:23,117 --> 00:18:24,749
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
376
00:18:24,751 --> 00:18:26,984
WELL, I TOLD HER SHE SHOULD
TRY SUCKING YOUR DICK
377
00:18:26,987 --> 00:18:29,119
IN YOUR KITCHEN.
WHAT?
378
00:18:29,121 --> 00:18:32,288
GET OVER YOURSELF, MICHAEL,
BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE HAS.
379
00:18:37,861 --> 00:18:40,828
(gunshots)
380
00:18:48,636 --> 00:18:53,702
(gunshots continue)
381
00:18:56,341 --> 00:19:00,807
DETECTIVE JUDD CUTTER,
ELUSIVE CRIME FIGHTER.
382
00:19:00,812 --> 00:19:02,077
I MEANT TO CALL YOU.
HMM.
383
00:19:02,079 --> 00:19:03,578
BEEN ON THIS
BIG MURDER INVESTIGATION.
384
00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,013
IT'S A REAL MESS.
385
00:19:05,015 --> 00:19:07,947
YOU COULD ALWAYS USE BAD THINGS
TO YOUR ADVANTAGE.
386
00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:09,216
SEE, DON'T DO THAT.
YOU DON'T, UH,
387
00:19:09,218 --> 00:19:11,217
YOU DON'T DO WOUNDED
CONVINCINGLY.
388
00:19:11,219 --> 00:19:13,918
YOU, UH, YOU STILL GOT
A DEAD EYE.
389
00:19:13,921 --> 00:19:15,753
GIRL'S GOTTA PROTECT HERSELF.
390
00:19:15,756 --> 00:19:18,255
I ALWAYS SUSPECTED YOU WERE
A GIRL UNDER ALL THOSE...
391
00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,024
FEROCIOUS LAYERS.
392
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,158
YOU STILL HAVE THOSE, UH, THINGS
IN YOUR BEDROOM CEILING--
393
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,293
THOSE LITTLE STARS
THAT GLOW IN THE DARK? YOUR DIVORCE GO THROUGH?
394
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:28,695
I SIGNED THE PAPERS LAST WEEK.
SHE'S MOVING TO TUCSON,
395
00:19:28,698 --> 00:19:31,897
CONTINUE HER OBSESSION
WITH BECOMING PERFECT
396
00:19:31,901 --> 00:19:35,201
AT THE EXPENSE
OF EVERYONE ELSE.
397
00:19:35,204 --> 00:19:37,969
YOU KNOW, YOU AND I
SHOULD GET A DRINK SOMETIME.
398
00:19:37,972 --> 00:19:39,572
MM.
399
00:19:43,576 --> 00:19:44,842
(barks and laughs)
400
00:19:44,844 --> 00:19:48,043
MMM! GOD, YOU MONSTER!
401
00:19:48,047 --> 00:19:49,279
(growls)
402
00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,612
GOD, YOU'RE HUGE!
403
00:19:52,616 --> 00:19:55,715
AH, LET ME GO,
YOU SEXUAL MANIAC.
404
00:19:55,718 --> 00:19:57,817
FULL MOON.
405
00:19:57,820 --> 00:20:00,853
YOUR INCENSE
ONLY AROUSED ME FURTHER.
406
00:20:00,856 --> 00:20:02,754
(both laugh)
407
00:20:02,756 --> 00:20:04,089
(growls)
408
00:20:04,091 --> 00:20:05,324
OHH!
409
00:20:05,326 --> 00:20:06,757
(grunting)
410
00:20:06,759 --> 00:20:10,059
OH, DEEPLY AND MASSIVELY
HUNG BEAST.
411
00:20:10,063 --> 00:20:15,329
(imitates wolf howling)
412
00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:17,632
(laughs and growls)
413
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,900
AHEM! LUTHER.
414
00:20:19,903 --> 00:20:21,402
MICHAEL, HELLO.
415
00:20:21,404 --> 00:20:23,370
WHAT A NICE SURPRISE.
416
00:20:23,373 --> 00:20:25,005
YOU'RE WORKING LATE.
417
00:20:25,007 --> 00:20:28,373
YES. DO YOU MIND?
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?
418
00:20:28,376 --> 00:20:31,741
OH, IT'S OUR MONTHLY
FULL MOON FRENZY.
419
00:20:31,745 --> 00:20:36,078
I PLAY THE INSATIABLE TEX TWANG,
AN ESCAPED SEXUAL MADMAN.
420
00:20:36,082 --> 00:20:39,014
AND THESE TWO ARE RECENTLY
GRADUATED PAROCHIAL STUDENTS.
421
00:20:39,017 --> 00:20:42,016
THERE'S AN EXTRA COCK RING
OVER THERE. JOIN US.
422
00:20:42,019 --> 00:20:43,318
YOU HAVE A BACKUP COCK RING?
423
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,319
WHAT IF ONE POPS?
424
00:20:46,323 --> 00:20:47,889
GOOD-BYE.
425
00:20:47,891 --> 00:20:51,056
(door closes)
EVERY MAN MUST HAVE HIS SPARE.
426
00:20:51,059 --> 00:20:52,359
(both giggle)
ACTION.
427
00:20:52,361 --> 00:20:53,859
(moaning)
428
00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:55,927
(growls and laughs)
429
00:20:55,930 --> 00:20:59,029
(both moaning)
430
00:20:59,032 --> 00:21:01,198
(grunting)
431
00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,300
OFF WE GO.
(barks and laughs)
432
00:21:12,409 --> 00:21:13,874
HEY.
433
00:21:13,876 --> 00:21:15,442
HOW DID YOU GET PAST
LOBBY SECURITY?
434
00:21:15,444 --> 00:21:16,943
I SHOT THE SECURITY GUARD,
435
00:21:16,945 --> 00:21:18,877
SO WE ONLY HAVE
A COUPLE OF MINUTES.
436
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,113
WHAT'S THAT?
437
00:21:21,115 --> 00:21:24,080
TAKE IT.
438
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,449
A PEACE OFFERING?
439
00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,151
PEACE IS OVERRATED.
440
00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,020
I'LL TELL GANDHI WE SPOKE.
441
00:21:31,022 --> 00:21:33,388
I GOTTA GO. I'M ON DUTY.
442
00:21:33,391 --> 00:21:35,089
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
443
00:21:35,091 --> 00:21:36,823
WHAT?
444
00:21:36,826 --> 00:21:38,759
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS.
445
00:21:38,761 --> 00:21:42,794
YEAH, I DID. SEE YA.
446
00:22:23,494 --> 00:22:25,960
(panting)
447
00:22:25,963 --> 00:22:27,761
YOU PAINTED THAT?
448
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,829
YEAH. I-I TRIED TO HAVE IT READY
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. I JUST--
449
00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:32,400
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
450
00:22:34,769 --> 00:22:38,002
I HAD NO IDEA
YOU WERE SUCH A...
451
00:22:38,005 --> 00:22:39,304
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU COULD PAINT.
452
00:22:39,306 --> 00:22:41,771
YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW ME.
453
00:22:41,774 --> 00:22:42,975
BUT I WANT TO.
454
00:23:03,957 --> 00:23:06,457
NO ONE IN MY WHOLE LIFE
EVER MADE SOMETHING FOR ME.
455
00:23:06,460 --> 00:23:09,092
CRAZY NOW THAT WE MET, I...
456
00:23:09,095 --> 00:23:11,893
I JUST COULDN'T GET IT
OUT OF MY HEAD.
457
00:23:11,896 --> 00:23:13,763
MMM.
458
00:23:14,898 --> 00:23:16,465
COME OVER AFTER YOU GET OFF.
459
00:23:16,467 --> 00:23:19,798
I CAN'T.
460
00:23:19,802 --> 00:23:21,102
I HAVE PLANS.
461
00:23:21,104 --> 00:23:22,536
PLANS?
462
00:23:22,538 --> 00:23:24,871
I HAVE A LIFE, MICHAEL.
463
00:23:27,141 --> 00:23:30,141
(doors open)
464
00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:35,812
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
465
00:23:37,282 --> 00:23:39,015
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THE HELL
IS UP WITH ANYONE, MAN.
466
00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:41,815
I MEAN, ANYONE.
467
00:23:41,818 --> 00:23:43,084
THERE'S THIS GIRL I DATED
468
00:23:43,086 --> 00:23:45,019
A FEW YEARS
BEFORE I MARRIED HELEN.
469
00:23:45,021 --> 00:23:46,853
SHE WAS A MORMON.
470
00:23:46,856 --> 00:23:50,088
SHE WAS A SEXY GIRL, THOUGH.
OHH. (laughs)
471
00:23:50,091 --> 00:23:51,591
SHE HAD ALL THE RIGHT CURVES
472
00:23:51,593 --> 00:23:53,558
AND VISTA POINTS WORKING
FOR HER, YOU KNOW?
473
00:23:53,561 --> 00:23:56,193
SHE HAD THIS TRANSLUCENT SKIN.
474
00:23:56,196 --> 00:24:02,062
SO ONE NIGHT, SHE DECIDES
TO TELL ME THAT SHE'S A VAMPIRE.
475
00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:04,166
AND I'M LIKE, "COME ON."
476
00:24:04,168 --> 00:24:05,367
BUT HERE'S THE THING, THOUGH.
477
00:24:05,369 --> 00:24:06,801
I MEAN,
SHE HAD THOSE FANG TEETH,
478
00:24:06,803 --> 00:24:08,069
YOU KNOW, LIKE--LIKE CHER HAD
479
00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:09,470
BEFORE SHE FIBERGLASSED
HER MOUTH,
480
00:24:09,472 --> 00:24:11,405
AND IN HER CLOSET,
SHE GOT ONE OF THOSE CAPES
481
00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:12,939
WITH THE HIGH COLLAR,
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
482
00:24:12,941 --> 00:24:14,907
I MEAN,
THIS CHICK WAS HALF NUTS!
483
00:24:14,909 --> 00:24:19,142
OH, AND IN BED, OH, MY GOODNESS.
SHE WAS A FREAKIN' 9-1-1 CALL.
484
00:24:19,147 --> 00:24:21,546
OHH. (chuckles)
485
00:24:21,548 --> 00:24:23,113
WE HAD A LOT OF FUN, MAN.
486
00:24:23,115 --> 00:24:24,481
I NEVER DID SLEEP OVER, THOUGH.
487
00:24:24,483 --> 00:24:26,015
SHE WAS ALWAYS
LICKING AT MY NECK
488
00:24:26,018 --> 00:24:28,418
LIKE IT WAS A QUARTER POUNDER.
489
00:24:28,420 --> 00:24:31,851
LIKE I SAID, YOU JUST...
YOU NEVER KNOW.
490
00:24:31,855 --> 00:24:34,155
PEOPLE GOT SIDES, YOU KNOW?
491
00:24:34,158 --> 00:24:38,491
OPEN YOUR MIND,
OR YOU'LL MISS THE SHOW.
492
00:24:44,432 --> 00:24:46,532
(cell phone rings)
493
00:24:50,936 --> 00:24:53,602
HEY, JOCE.
WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING UP?
494
00:24:53,605 --> 00:24:56,404
I COULDN'T SLEEP.
Yeah, me neither.
495
00:24:56,407 --> 00:25:00,273
HOW'S THE EYE?
SORE.
496
00:25:00,277 --> 00:25:02,409
WANNA COME OVER?
497
00:25:02,411 --> 00:25:04,177
OR I COULD... DRIVE UP.
498
00:25:04,180 --> 00:25:06,512
NO, I'M BEAT.
499
00:25:06,514 --> 00:25:08,013
LONG DAY.
500
00:25:08,016 --> 00:25:10,148
DO YOU LIKE BEING
ANOTHER YEAR OLDER?
501
00:25:10,150 --> 00:25:11,516
I WAS ALWAYS
ANOTHER YEAR OLDER.
502
00:25:11,518 --> 00:25:13,384
I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING ELSE
TO GET YOU.
503
00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:15,052
A JET SKI.
504
00:25:15,054 --> 00:25:17,454
YOU REMEMBER?
YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THOSE.
505
00:25:17,457 --> 00:25:19,822
THAT'S NICE, BUT I'LL PASS.
506
00:25:19,824 --> 00:25:22,457
WHY DON'T YOU JUST
MAKE ME SOMETHING?
507
00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:24,858
MAKE YOU SOMETHING?
508
00:25:24,861 --> 00:25:27,227
LIKE WHAT?
ANYTHING.
509
00:25:27,230 --> 00:25:30,329
WELL, TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME
TO MAKE, AND I WILL.
510
00:25:30,332 --> 00:25:32,997
I KNOW.
511
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:52,167
NIGHTY-NIGHT.
Good night, babe.
512
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:56,767
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