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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,444 --> 00:00:12,209 (woman) ? WHAT IS THIS THING ? 2 00:00:12,212 --> 00:00:15,877 ? CALLED LOVE? ? 3 00:00:15,881 --> 00:00:18,414 ? THIS FUNNY THING ? 4 00:00:18,417 --> 00:00:22,016 ? CALLED LOVE ? 5 00:00:22,019 --> 00:00:24,318 ? JUST WHO CAN SOLVE ? 6 00:00:24,321 --> 00:00:28,153 ? ITS MYSTERY? ? 7 00:00:28,157 --> 00:00:31,190 ? WHY SHOULD IT MAKE ? 8 00:00:31,193 --> 00:00:35,125 ? A FOOL OF ME? ? 9 00:00:35,129 --> 00:00:37,228 ? I SAW YOU THERE ? 10 00:00:37,230 --> 00:00:41,196 ? THAT WONDERFUL DAY ? 11 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:43,265 ? YOU TOOK MY LOVE ? 12 00:00:43,268 --> 00:00:46,967 ? AND THREW IT AWAY ? 13 00:00:46,971 --> 00:00:49,937 ? AND SO I ASK THE LORD ? 14 00:00:49,940 --> 00:00:53,339 ? IN HEAVEN ABOVE ? 15 00:00:53,342 --> 00:00:56,341 ? WHAT IS THIS THING ? 16 00:00:56,345 --> 00:01:01,512 ? CALLED LOVE? ? 17 00:01:02,849 --> 00:01:08,048 ? CALLED LOVE ? 18 00:01:08,053 --> 00:01:11,053 Captioned by Closed Captioning Services, Inc. 19 00:01:23,231 --> 00:01:25,297 (moans) 20 00:01:56,822 --> 00:01:59,423 (both panting) 21 00:02:06,163 --> 00:02:07,995 OH, FUCK. FUCK! WHAT? 22 00:02:07,997 --> 00:02:09,363 FUCK! WHAT? 23 00:02:09,365 --> 00:02:10,997 FUCK! WHAT? 24 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,166 FUCK! UGH! 25 00:02:14,169 --> 00:02:15,568 UGH! 26 00:02:15,570 --> 00:02:17,136 FUCK! 27 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:22,339 (door opens and closes) 28 00:02:22,341 --> 00:02:23,575 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 29 00:02:39,020 --> 00:02:40,219 SURPRISE! 30 00:02:40,221 --> 00:02:41,587 (all) SURPRISE! 31 00:02:41,589 --> 00:02:43,354 (laughs) 32 00:02:43,357 --> 00:02:44,989 (lowered voice) NOT A SURPRISE. YOU TOLD ME ABOUT IT, DAD. 33 00:02:44,991 --> 00:02:49,024 FUCK. ACT SURPRISED ANYWAY. GO ENJOY YOUR FRIENDS. 34 00:02:49,028 --> 00:02:50,260 (laughs) HEY! 35 00:02:50,262 --> 00:02:52,894 OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU SO MUCH. 36 00:02:52,897 --> 00:02:55,530 WHY ARE YOU SO LATE? LONG STORY. 37 00:02:55,533 --> 00:02:57,466 (sighs) I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR SAN FRANCISCO IN A FEW MINUTES. 38 00:02:57,468 --> 00:02:59,033 ON MY BIRTHDAY? 39 00:02:59,035 --> 00:03:00,668 I TOLD YOU, I'M DOING THAT BOUTIQUE HOTEL 40 00:03:00,670 --> 00:03:02,068 IN THE EMBARCADERO. 41 00:03:02,070 --> 00:03:03,303 OH, YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT. 42 00:03:03,305 --> 00:03:04,937 AND WE AGREED WE'D CELEBRATE, 43 00:03:04,939 --> 00:03:06,904 AND I'D GIVE YOU A PRESENT TOMORROW. 44 00:03:06,907 --> 00:03:08,507 WHAT IS IT? 45 00:03:08,509 --> 00:03:10,508 I'M NOT GONNA TELL YOU. IT WOULD RUIN THE SURPRISE. 46 00:03:10,511 --> 00:03:12,410 I HAVE TO STEAL THE BIRTHDAY BOY. 47 00:03:12,412 --> 00:03:15,377 JUST GIVE US A MINUTE, LUTHER. 48 00:03:15,380 --> 00:03:16,879 I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 49 00:03:16,881 --> 00:03:18,114 MM. 50 00:03:18,116 --> 00:03:19,315 MM. 51 00:03:19,317 --> 00:03:22,317 (indistinct conversations) 52 00:03:24,488 --> 00:03:25,986 MMM. YOU MAKE ME SHIVER. 53 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:27,221 (chuckles) 54 00:03:27,223 --> 00:03:29,255 LOVE YOU. LOVE YOU, TOO. 55 00:03:29,257 --> 00:03:31,223 FOLLOW ME. 56 00:03:31,226 --> 00:03:34,924 MAY I SAY I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU DRESSED MORE LUDICROUSLY? 57 00:03:34,928 --> 00:03:37,561 IT'S JAY-Z, OF THE JAY-Z COLLECTION. 58 00:03:37,564 --> 00:03:39,296 OH, OF COURSE. 59 00:03:39,298 --> 00:03:42,930 I FORGOT ABOUT YOUR CLOSE TIES TO THE HIP-HOP WORLD. 60 00:03:42,934 --> 00:03:44,234 WHAT? 61 00:03:44,235 --> 00:03:47,434 YOUR BIRTHDAY GIFT. OPEN IT. 62 00:03:47,438 --> 00:03:49,403 IT'S A DVD I MADE FOR YOU 63 00:03:49,405 --> 00:03:51,104 OF WHICH I AM THE STAR-- 64 00:03:51,107 --> 00:03:55,073 CO-STAR WITH A MISS, UM... (clears throat) 65 00:03:55,076 --> 00:03:56,509 PEMMIE DELLACORTE. 66 00:03:56,512 --> 00:03:58,611 JOCE'S SISTER? (chuckles) 67 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:02,512 YOU MADE A DVD OF YOU FUCKING JOCELYN'S MARRIED SISTER? 68 00:04:02,516 --> 00:04:05,281 DAUGHTER OF THE MAN WHO EMPLOYS BOTH YOU AND ME? 69 00:04:05,284 --> 00:04:07,316 WELL, IT WAS HER IDEA. OH, IT WAS NOT. 70 00:04:07,318 --> 00:04:08,884 IT WAS, YES, AND SOME OF MY FINEST WORK, 71 00:04:08,887 --> 00:04:10,520 IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF. 72 00:04:10,522 --> 00:04:12,953 (scoffs) 73 00:04:12,956 --> 00:04:14,256 (sighs) OH, MICHAEL, 74 00:04:14,258 --> 00:04:16,457 YOU HAVE NO SENSE OF THE ABSURD. 75 00:04:16,459 --> 00:04:19,057 IF I DID, I'D BE DRESSED LIKE YOU. 76 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:21,393 LAST CHANCE. 77 00:04:21,396 --> 00:04:22,695 ALL RIGHT. 78 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:24,563 PEMMIE'S A WILD ONE. 79 00:04:24,565 --> 00:04:30,230 IT'S NO PICNIC LOOKING LIKE THIS OR BEING SO GIFTED IN BED. 80 00:04:30,235 --> 00:04:32,301 IT'S INTIMIDATING. 81 00:04:32,304 --> 00:04:36,336 I SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF MY HUSBAND SETH. 82 00:04:36,340 --> 00:04:39,573 I MEAN... WE DO STUFF SOMETIMES, 83 00:04:39,576 --> 00:04:41,542 IF YOU CALL ME LICKING HIS BALLS 84 00:04:41,545 --> 00:04:44,710 WHILE HE TWANGS HIS POT STICKER "STUFF." 85 00:04:44,713 --> 00:04:46,312 (imitates snoring) 86 00:04:46,314 --> 00:04:47,979 SNORE. 87 00:04:47,981 --> 00:04:50,314 OHH. 88 00:04:50,317 --> 00:04:53,149 A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK PRISON CHANGED ME, 89 00:04:53,152 --> 00:04:56,984 BUT I THINK IT WAS JUST ANOTHER PLACE TO MAKE CLOSE FRIENDS 90 00:04:56,988 --> 00:05:00,021 AND EXPAND MY HORIZONS... 91 00:05:00,024 --> 00:05:02,989 IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT. 92 00:05:02,993 --> 00:05:04,393 (sighs) 93 00:05:04,395 --> 00:05:07,060 EVEN THOUGH I'M ON PAROLE... (exhales deeply) 94 00:05:07,063 --> 00:05:10,929 SETH IS THRILLED TO HAVE ME BACK... 95 00:05:10,932 --> 00:05:14,164 LUTHER, NO LUTHER. 96 00:05:14,168 --> 00:05:16,467 OOH, I STILL MISS MY CELLMATE GEORGIA. 97 00:05:16,470 --> 00:05:18,469 FOR A WOMAN WHO TOOK A BASEBALL BAT 98 00:05:18,471 --> 00:05:20,037 TO HER HUSBAND'S KNEECAPS, 99 00:05:20,039 --> 00:05:23,039 SHE SURE HAD A TENDER FUCKING TOUCH. 100 00:05:24,610 --> 00:05:26,342 MICHAEL... (clears throat) 101 00:05:26,344 --> 00:05:30,443 MEET SUZE AND YASMIN. 102 00:05:30,447 --> 00:05:32,279 THEY'RE CONTORTIONISTS. 103 00:05:32,281 --> 00:05:33,747 MMM. 104 00:05:33,749 --> 00:05:35,348 THEY DEFY THE LAWS OF PHYSICS. 105 00:05:35,350 --> 00:05:39,349 THEIR BODIES ARE LIKE A CIRCUS OF NASTY HINGES. 106 00:05:39,353 --> 00:05:40,552 (both giggle) 107 00:05:40,554 --> 00:05:42,086 (chuckles) 108 00:05:42,088 --> 00:05:45,187 I BEND WHERE OTHER WOMEN SNAP. 109 00:05:45,191 --> 00:05:47,390 AND I CAN LICK MY OWN VULVA. 110 00:05:47,392 --> 00:05:50,091 YOU'RE LIKE CALIGULA. 111 00:05:50,094 --> 00:05:51,727 MM. 112 00:05:51,730 --> 00:05:54,663 OOH. 113 00:05:57,234 --> 00:05:59,733 (clears throat) HELLO, BOYS. 114 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:01,567 WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE TROUBLE? (chuckles) 115 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:05,169 DON'T WANT YOU TO BURN. 116 00:06:05,172 --> 00:06:07,137 (chuckles) GOD. 117 00:06:07,140 --> 00:06:10,306 (Vic) WE MAY HAVE TO CHECK HIM INTO A BURN WARD 118 00:06:10,309 --> 00:06:15,075 AND HAVE HIM LEGALLY DECLARED A PIZZA. 119 00:06:15,080 --> 00:06:16,312 (groans) 120 00:06:16,314 --> 00:06:21,247 OOH, IT LOOKS BAD, MIKEY. 121 00:06:21,251 --> 00:06:25,550 WOULD IT BE TOO MUCH TO ASK YOU TO THROW SOMETHING ON... MOM? 122 00:06:25,554 --> 00:06:27,720 VIC, DID YOU HEAR? HE CALLED ME "MOM." 123 00:06:27,723 --> 00:06:29,388 I HEARD, I HEARD. 124 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:31,489 LISTEN, SWEETHEART, WHY DON'T YOU GO UP TOP? 125 00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:34,325 I THINK CAPTAIN LU'S GONNA LET YOU STEER. 126 00:06:39,198 --> 00:06:40,430 SHE KNOWS I'M KIDDING, RIGHT? 127 00:06:40,431 --> 00:06:42,097 (sighs) 128 00:06:42,100 --> 00:06:43,499 YEAH, I DON'T KNOW. 129 00:06:43,501 --> 00:06:46,233 CHANTAL HAS SOME VERY STRONG MATERNAL INSTINCTS. 130 00:06:46,236 --> 00:06:48,602 YEAH, HUGE. (laughs) 131 00:06:48,604 --> 00:06:51,703 (laughs) OW. AAH! SUNBURN. 132 00:06:51,707 --> 00:06:55,139 AHH. 133 00:06:55,142 --> 00:06:57,375 WHEN'S THE LAST TIME WE HAD FUN LIKE THIS? 134 00:06:57,378 --> 00:06:59,310 YOUR THIRD WEDDING. 135 00:06:59,312 --> 00:07:01,244 NO, WAIT. YOUR FOURTH, TO MAUREEN. 136 00:07:01,247 --> 00:07:03,680 MAUREEN. GOD, SHE NEVER SHUT UP. 137 00:07:03,683 --> 00:07:05,282 NO, DAD. THAT WAS GERI. 138 00:07:05,284 --> 00:07:06,549 MAUREEN WAS THE SHY REDHEAD 139 00:07:06,551 --> 00:07:08,350 WHO CHECKED INTO THE BEVERLY HILLS HOTEL 140 00:07:08,352 --> 00:07:10,585 AND TOOK 50 VICODIN FOR DINNER. 141 00:07:10,588 --> 00:07:13,587 I THOUGHT THAT WAS DOROTHY. (laughs) 142 00:07:13,590 --> 00:07:16,155 I'M BEGINNING TO LOSE TRACK. I THINK I KINDA LIKE THAT. 143 00:07:16,158 --> 00:07:18,457 YOU'RE SOMETHING, POP. 144 00:07:18,460 --> 00:07:20,293 I WOULDN'T SAY IT IF I DIDN'T MEAN IT. 145 00:07:20,295 --> 00:07:23,627 YOU'RE A LAWYER, SON. IS THAT HOW YOU SEE ME? 146 00:07:23,630 --> 00:07:27,130 THE WAY I SEE YOU, SON, IS I DON'T SEE YOU ENOUGH. 147 00:07:28,701 --> 00:07:30,667 GOT YOU SOMETHING. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 148 00:07:30,670 --> 00:07:33,036 AW. 149 00:07:34,672 --> 00:07:37,137 (sighs) 150 00:07:37,140 --> 00:07:40,072 OOH. I LOVE IT, POP. 151 00:07:40,075 --> 00:07:42,841 SAID YOU WANTED TO QUIT THE LAW AND GO SAILING AROUND THE WORLD. 152 00:07:42,844 --> 00:07:45,443 HOP ON. (chuckles) 153 00:07:45,446 --> 00:07:48,245 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SON. 154 00:07:48,248 --> 00:07:51,747 YOUR SOUL THAT CAME BELOW. (chuckles) 155 00:07:51,751 --> 00:07:53,184 YEAH. 156 00:08:01,758 --> 00:08:04,490 MICHAEL! THEY CALL THIS ONE... 157 00:08:04,493 --> 00:08:06,492 (clears throat) 158 00:08:06,495 --> 00:08:08,194 "OPENING NIGHT." 159 00:08:08,196 --> 00:08:09,629 (imitates trumpet playing) 160 00:08:09,631 --> 00:08:13,396 THIS ONE IS CALLED "THE GRAND COULEE DAM." 161 00:08:13,400 --> 00:08:15,433 WELL DONE, GIRLS. (giggles) 162 00:08:15,436 --> 00:08:16,868 BIG FINISH, MICHAEL. 163 00:08:16,870 --> 00:08:20,636 THIS ONE'S CALLED "HERE, PUSSY, PUSSY." 164 00:08:20,639 --> 00:08:22,338 IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS. 165 00:08:22,341 --> 00:08:23,707 STEP BACK, MICHAEL. THIS ONE GETS A LITTLE MESSY. 166 00:08:23,709 --> 00:08:26,542 OH, OKAY. 167 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:43,754 LIZ. MICHAEL. 168 00:08:43,756 --> 00:08:45,621 (keys jangle) HOW DID YOU GET IN? 169 00:08:45,624 --> 00:08:47,357 I'M A COP. I BROKE IN. 170 00:08:47,359 --> 00:08:49,391 WHAT'S GOING ON? 171 00:08:49,394 --> 00:08:51,728 WE HAD SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS FROM THIS MORNING. 172 00:08:53,430 --> 00:08:55,329 SMELLS GOOD. WHAT YOU GOT IN HERE? 173 00:08:55,331 --> 00:08:58,197 I PICKED UP SOME CHINESE ON THE WAY. 174 00:08:58,200 --> 00:09:01,132 THESE ARE ALL EMPTY. 175 00:09:01,135 --> 00:09:03,101 I DIDN'T GET IT FOR YOU. 176 00:09:03,104 --> 00:09:04,370 I GOT IT FOR ME. 177 00:09:04,372 --> 00:09:06,838 SO YOU JUST CAME OVER TO EAT AND FUCK? 178 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:08,238 PRETTY MUCH. 179 00:09:08,240 --> 00:09:09,473 HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF? 180 00:09:09,475 --> 00:09:11,607 YOU ARE SO FUCKING SELFISH. 181 00:09:11,610 --> 00:09:15,442 PRACTICE. 182 00:09:15,446 --> 00:09:18,345 (gasping) 183 00:09:18,348 --> 00:09:20,481 (moans) 184 00:09:20,484 --> 00:09:22,483 AHH. AHH. A LITTLE SUNBURNED. 185 00:09:22,485 --> 00:09:25,817 OHH. 186 00:09:25,820 --> 00:09:27,619 MMM. 187 00:09:27,622 --> 00:09:31,388 (both moaning) 188 00:09:31,392 --> 00:09:34,392 (gasping) 189 00:09:47,737 --> 00:09:50,337 (continues gasping) 190 00:10:01,947 --> 00:10:04,914 (moaning) 191 00:10:13,923 --> 00:10:16,655 (grunting) 192 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:18,424 AAH! 193 00:10:18,426 --> 00:10:21,459 (both gasping) 194 00:10:33,603 --> 00:10:38,403 SO... WHAT DID YOUR GIRLFRIEND GET YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? 195 00:10:39,842 --> 00:10:41,974 I THINK SHE'S GETTING ME A ME-ME. 196 00:10:41,977 --> 00:10:44,910 SHE'S TAKING ME TO HIS GALLERY TOMORROW NIGHT. 197 00:10:44,913 --> 00:10:46,411 THE VIDEO ARTIST? 198 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:47,979 YOU KNOW ABOUT HIM? 199 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:51,247 ME-ME? YEAH, HE'S HUGE. I STUDIED HIM IN ART HISTORY. 200 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:56,584 THAT LOOK--IS IT BECAUSE I KNOW WHO ME-ME IS, 201 00:10:56,587 --> 00:10:58,486 OR BECAUSE I WENT TO COLLEGE? 202 00:10:58,489 --> 00:11:00,421 WELL, YOU JUST KEEP SURPRISING ME. THAT--THAT'S-- 203 00:11:00,423 --> 00:11:02,255 THAT'S--THAT'S ALL. 204 00:11:02,258 --> 00:11:04,491 I WAS EVEN SURPRISED YOU REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY. 205 00:11:04,493 --> 00:11:06,625 ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC? 206 00:11:06,628 --> 00:11:08,694 NO. WHAT DID YOU WANT ME TO DO, 207 00:11:08,696 --> 00:11:09,895 MAKE A BIGGER DEAL OUT OF YOUR BIRTHDAY? 208 00:11:09,897 --> 00:11:11,529 MAYBE GET YOU A PRESENT? 209 00:11:11,531 --> 00:11:13,564 A TEXT MESSAGE WOULD HAVE BEEN PLENTY. 210 00:11:13,567 --> 00:11:15,799 DICTATE TO IT ME, HUH? HOW ABOUT THAT? 211 00:11:15,802 --> 00:11:17,668 THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS EXPECT, AND SO FAR, 212 00:11:17,670 --> 00:11:19,368 THIS IS WHAT I ALWAYS GET FROM YOU-- 213 00:11:19,370 --> 00:11:22,636 SPECTACULAR SEX FOLLOWED BY A RIDICULOUS ARGUMENT 214 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,806 THAT YOU START AND THEN YOU EXIT. 215 00:11:24,808 --> 00:11:29,042 WELL, WHO AM I TO DISAPPOINT? 216 00:11:32,681 --> 00:11:34,346 SO PICTURE THIS-- 217 00:11:34,348 --> 00:11:36,514 JACKSON POLLOCK AND I ARE DROPPING ACID, NAKED 218 00:11:36,517 --> 00:11:40,850 IN MILES DAVIS' PLACE IN SAG HARBOR. 219 00:11:40,854 --> 00:11:42,519 HE WAS PAINTING MY TITS. 220 00:11:42,521 --> 00:11:44,854 HE HAD THE MOST MARVELOUS HARD-ON, 221 00:11:44,857 --> 00:11:46,689 AND THEN SUDDENLY HE'S SPINNING AROUND, 222 00:11:46,691 --> 00:11:50,356 SPLASHING PAINT ALL OVER THE FLOOR AND WALLS. 223 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:54,493 NEXT THING YOU KNOW, WE GOT ABSTRACT ART IN AMERICA. 224 00:11:54,497 --> 00:11:57,362 YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE GENIUS COMES FROM. 225 00:11:57,365 --> 00:11:59,598 SOMETIMES IT LOOKS LIKE A MESS 226 00:11:59,601 --> 00:12:03,399 TILL SOMEBODY COMES ALONG AND... GETS IT. 227 00:12:03,403 --> 00:12:07,337 (dance music playing) 228 00:12:12,711 --> 00:12:16,410 (indistinct conversations) 229 00:12:22,351 --> 00:12:24,583 HOW IS IT PRONOUNCED? 230 00:12:24,585 --> 00:12:26,818 FURTHERMORE, HOW QUICKLY? 231 00:12:26,821 --> 00:12:30,953 IS IT PRONOUNCED "MEE-MEE" OR "ME-ME"? 232 00:12:30,957 --> 00:12:32,756 STOP IT, LU. 233 00:12:32,758 --> 00:12:36,624 QUERY--IS HIS FIRST NAME "ME" AND HIS LAST NAME "ME" 234 00:12:36,628 --> 00:12:38,793 OR HIS FIRST NAME "ME-ME," IN WHICH CASE 235 00:12:38,796 --> 00:12:40,962 THE ONLY POSSIBILITY FOR HIS LAST NAME WOULD BE 236 00:12:40,964 --> 00:12:43,063 "I'M A PRETENTIOUS ASSHOLE." 237 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:44,965 (laughs) 238 00:12:44,967 --> 00:12:47,766 OH, JOCELYN WANTS TO BUY ME ONE FOR MY BIRTHDAY. 239 00:12:47,769 --> 00:12:50,568 SAW A PIECE ON HIM ON CNN. 240 00:12:50,572 --> 00:12:52,771 SHE REMEMBERED. 241 00:12:52,773 --> 00:12:56,639 OHH! GOD, EVERYTHING I DO BECOMES A CLUE FOR HER. 242 00:12:56,643 --> 00:12:59,608 YEAH, WELL, SHE'S STARVED FOR DETAILS, MICHAEL. 243 00:12:59,611 --> 00:13:04,877 JUST MAKE SHIT UP. SINCERITY JUST COMPLICATES THINGS. 244 00:13:04,882 --> 00:13:07,381 YEAH, IT DOES. 245 00:13:07,384 --> 00:13:09,516 ACTUALLY, I LIKE HIM. 246 00:13:09,518 --> 00:13:11,584 HE'S ENGAGING IN A, 247 00:13:11,587 --> 00:13:14,419 YOU KNOW, "I HOPE YOU ALL CHOKE TO DEATH 248 00:13:14,422 --> 00:13:16,454 IN FRONT OF YOUR LOVED ONES" KIND OF WAY. 249 00:13:16,457 --> 00:13:18,456 (laughs) 250 00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:19,758 HAVING FUN? 251 00:13:19,760 --> 00:13:21,559 HEY. HI. 252 00:13:21,561 --> 00:13:24,927 MM. SO I WAS JUST TALKING TO ONE OF MY CLIENTS--RONNY DECKER. 253 00:13:24,931 --> 00:13:27,596 HE'S THE RACEHORSE SPERM BROKER. 254 00:13:27,599 --> 00:13:28,865 MM, I'D LIKE TO GET HIS NUMBER. 255 00:13:28,867 --> 00:13:30,399 YOU KNOW, MAKE A LITTLE CASH ON THE SIDE. 256 00:13:30,401 --> 00:13:31,733 I'M UP TO MY EARS. 257 00:13:31,735 --> 00:13:33,901 YOU KNOW, IT LOOKS REAL, 258 00:13:33,903 --> 00:13:35,936 LIKE HE ACTUALLY MIGHT LIVE IN THERE. 259 00:13:35,939 --> 00:13:37,404 YES, WELL, MAYBE HE'LL 260 00:13:37,406 --> 00:13:38,805 DECIDE TO STAY. 261 00:13:38,807 --> 00:13:40,439 (chuckles) 262 00:13:40,441 --> 00:13:41,874 MICHAEL, WHICH ONE DO YOU LIKE BEST-- 263 00:13:41,876 --> 00:13:44,808 THE ONE WHERE ME-ME SNEERS IRRITABLY OR THE ONE 264 00:13:44,812 --> 00:13:46,644 WHERE HE GLARES DISMISSIVELY? 265 00:13:46,646 --> 00:13:51,946 AHEM! ME-ME DOESN'T GLARE. 266 00:13:51,951 --> 00:13:54,716 AND ME-ME DOESN'T SNEER. THAT IS ALL IN YOUR MIND, SIR. 267 00:13:54,719 --> 00:13:57,551 YOU SEE WHAT YOU SEE, NOT WHAT IS. 268 00:13:57,554 --> 00:13:59,920 HOW VERY SLAVISH AND PAINFUL FOR YOU. 269 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:01,689 WELL, MY MISTAKE. 270 00:14:01,691 --> 00:14:03,923 OH, BY THE WAY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THE "DIS" SEGMENT OF THE WORD? 271 00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,992 I THOUGHT IT WAS "DISTORTIONS." 272 00:14:05,994 --> 00:14:08,726 ONLY TO THOSE IMPRISONED IN THE LITERAL. 273 00:14:08,729 --> 00:14:10,995 I ASSUME YOU'RE NOT AN ART FANCIER. 274 00:14:10,998 --> 00:14:13,663 ACTUALLY, I LOVE ALL KINDS OF ART. HMM. 275 00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:15,632 HAVE YOU SEEN ANY AROUND HERE TONIGHT? 276 00:14:15,634 --> 00:14:17,499 OKAY, LUTHER, TIME TO GET SOME AIR. 277 00:14:17,502 --> 00:14:19,468 YOU, SIR, ARE AESTHETICALLY EMBALMED. 278 00:14:19,470 --> 00:14:22,803 PERHAPS I SHOULD INVITE YOU TO LEAVE MY... "STORTIONS" SHOW 279 00:14:22,807 --> 00:14:25,839 AS CLEARLY IT IS WELL BEYOND YOUR REALM OF COMPREHENSION. 280 00:14:25,842 --> 00:14:30,141 OR MAYBE YOU SHOULD KISS MY ASS, "ME." 281 00:14:30,145 --> 00:14:32,877 OH, I HOPE THAT THOUGHT DIDN'T "TURB" YOU TOO MUCH. 282 00:14:32,880 --> 00:14:34,379 GET OUT. OKAY. HEY, HEY! 283 00:14:34,381 --> 00:14:35,747 COME ON! 284 00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:41,015 (grunting) 285 00:14:41,020 --> 00:14:44,785 I TOLD YOU TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! 286 00:14:44,789 --> 00:14:46,855 AAH! FUCK YOU! 287 00:14:46,857 --> 00:14:48,489 OH, YEAH?! FUCK ME?! 288 00:14:48,492 --> 00:14:50,192 FUCK YOU! 289 00:14:50,194 --> 00:14:55,726 CALL THE MORTUARY, MICHAEL! THIS PUSSY'S GONNA NEED A BOX! 290 00:14:55,731 --> 00:14:59,463 (man) ...Art Gallery. 12-15 in progress. 291 00:14:59,467 --> 00:15:01,699 PROBABLY RAN OUT OF FOIE GRAS. 292 00:15:01,701 --> 00:15:04,067 LET SOMEBODY ELSE TAKE IT. 293 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,535 OH, NO. THIS ONE I WANT. 294 00:15:07,539 --> 00:15:09,039 (Michael) HEY, LUTHER! CUT IT OUT! 295 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,573 STOP THAT! GUYS, COME ON! 296 00:15:10,575 --> 00:15:11,974 (grunting) 297 00:15:11,976 --> 00:15:13,541 JESUS! BOTH OF YOU, BREAK--HEY, BREAK IT UP! 298 00:15:13,543 --> 00:15:14,876 BREAK IT UP! UHH! 299 00:15:14,878 --> 00:15:18,410 JOCE! GET THE FUCK OFF HER, MAN! (siren wailing) 300 00:15:18,414 --> 00:15:21,947 THAT'S MY FRIEND JOCELYN, YOU REVOLTING TURD! BLOW ME! 301 00:15:21,950 --> 00:15:24,615 JESUS CHRIST, MAN! OKAY, I'M GONNA GET YOU SOME ICE, OKAY? 302 00:15:24,618 --> 00:15:27,651 HEY, HEY, HEY. STAY PUT, ALL RIGHT? 303 00:15:27,654 --> 00:15:30,186 OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, LET'S ALL BE FRIENDS HERE, ALL RIGHT? 304 00:15:30,189 --> 00:15:32,955 THAT MICROBE TWAT STARTED EVERYTHING! 305 00:15:32,958 --> 00:15:35,456 I AM AN ATTORNEY, AND I WANNA PRESS CHARGES 306 00:15:35,459 --> 00:15:37,126 AGAINST THIS PRETENDER! 307 00:15:37,128 --> 00:15:40,027 ALL RIGHT, FOR WHAT? FOR IMPERSONATING A HUMAN BEING! 308 00:15:40,031 --> 00:15:42,562 OH, AND FOR KNOCKING MY FRIEND DOWN. 309 00:15:42,564 --> 00:15:43,764 YOU SON-- 310 00:15:43,766 --> 00:15:46,198 EASY. YOU NEED TO RELAX. ALL RIGHT. 311 00:15:46,201 --> 00:15:49,600 MA'AM? WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME TO THE SQUAD CAR, OKAY? 312 00:15:49,604 --> 00:15:50,903 SO WE CAN HAVE A LOOK AT THAT. 313 00:15:50,905 --> 00:15:52,637 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE A STATEMENT. 314 00:15:52,639 --> 00:15:55,539 ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY. 315 00:15:58,244 --> 00:16:00,209 IT'S OKAY. 316 00:16:00,211 --> 00:16:01,977 I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M SO EMOTIONAL. 317 00:16:01,980 --> 00:16:04,146 I'M NOT A PERSON WHO DOES THIS. OKAY? 318 00:16:04,148 --> 00:16:05,746 YOU KNOW, I KNOW WHO I AM. 319 00:16:05,749 --> 00:16:07,882 IF I DIDN'T, I COULDN'T SAY THAT, RIGHT? 320 00:16:07,884 --> 00:16:10,050 WELL, YOU GOT SOCKED PRETTY GOOD. 321 00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:11,451 THIS MAKES AN ASSAULT AND BATTERY. 322 00:16:11,453 --> 00:16:12,786 WOULD YOU LIKE TO PRESS CHARGES? 323 00:16:12,788 --> 00:16:14,753 I JUST WANNA MAKE HIM HAPPY. 324 00:16:14,755 --> 00:16:16,121 WHO, THE GUY WHO PUNCHED YOU? 325 00:16:16,123 --> 00:16:18,755 YOU SEE PEOPLE IN MESSES EVERY DAY. 326 00:16:18,758 --> 00:16:22,124 YOU KNOW, YOU... YOU WEAR A GUN TO WORK. 327 00:16:22,128 --> 00:16:26,694 I HAVE TO ASK YOU, HOW DO YOU MAKE A MAN HAPPY? 328 00:16:26,698 --> 00:16:29,230 LOOK, YOU GOT PRETTY SHOOK UP, OKAY? 329 00:16:29,233 --> 00:16:31,598 I DON'T--I DON'T EVEN THINK HE WANTED A ME-ME TO BEGIN WITH. 330 00:16:31,601 --> 00:16:34,467 I... IT'S WHAT I THOUGHT HE WANTED, YOU KNOW? 331 00:16:34,470 --> 00:16:37,869 AND I'M PROJECTING. I'M ALWAYS PROJECTING WHAT HE WANTS. 332 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,504 I HAVE NO IDEA. 333 00:16:40,507 --> 00:16:43,640 MEN, WOMEN-- TWO DIFFERENT ANIMALS. 334 00:16:43,643 --> 00:16:45,875 YOU'RE SO RIGHT. SLEEPING WITH AN ENEMY. 335 00:16:45,878 --> 00:16:47,244 EXACTLY. 336 00:16:47,246 --> 00:16:50,779 THAT IS DEAD ON. 337 00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,016 IT'S FELLATIO, ISN'T IT? 338 00:16:54,018 --> 00:16:56,883 IT'S--IT'S BLOW JOBS, HUMMERS. THEY LOVE THAT. 339 00:16:56,886 --> 00:16:58,685 THEY LIVE FOR THAT--THAT 340 00:16:58,688 --> 00:17:01,821 THAT TONGUE DRIVING THE HAPPY TOUR BUS UP EGO MOUNTAIN. 341 00:17:01,824 --> 00:17:04,522 JOCE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? I COULDN'T FIND YOU. 342 00:17:04,525 --> 00:17:06,458 I'M TALKING TO THE OFFICER. 343 00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:07,692 HI. 344 00:17:07,694 --> 00:17:09,693 HELLO. 345 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,129 DO YOU KNOW THIS WOMAN? 346 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:13,529 KNOW ME? 347 00:17:13,532 --> 00:17:15,498 THAT'S MY MAN. 348 00:17:15,500 --> 00:17:18,066 SHE WAS JUST GIVING ME SOME ADVICE. 349 00:17:18,069 --> 00:17:20,534 SHE'S VERY KIND. 350 00:17:20,537 --> 00:17:22,737 EXTREMELY WISE. 351 00:17:22,739 --> 00:17:26,071 THAT'S GREAT, JOCE. HERE. 352 00:17:26,075 --> 00:17:27,841 OFFICER, MAY I SPEAK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT? 353 00:17:27,843 --> 00:17:29,975 I'M BUSY. PLEASE? 354 00:17:29,978 --> 00:17:33,010 JOCE, USE THE ICE. I'LL, UH, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 355 00:17:33,013 --> 00:17:35,246 OKAY? 356 00:17:35,249 --> 00:17:36,782 THANK YOU. 357 00:17:39,651 --> 00:17:43,584 OKAY, SO WHAT EXACTLY WERE YOU GALS DISCUSSING, 358 00:17:43,588 --> 00:17:45,087 EXTREMELY WISE ONE--ME? 359 00:17:45,089 --> 00:17:47,821 (chuckles) YOU'RE INSANE. 360 00:17:47,824 --> 00:17:50,023 GET A BLOOD FLUSH. MOVE TO ANOTHER TOWN. 361 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,058 THERE'S ANOTHER PERSON, BECAUSE THIS VERSION 362 00:17:52,061 --> 00:17:53,960 ISN'T WORKING FOR ANYONE. 363 00:17:53,962 --> 00:17:56,594 AND FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I DIDN'T ASK HER ANYTHING. 364 00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:57,896 SHE DID ALL THE ASKING. 365 00:17:57,898 --> 00:17:59,697 WELL, WHAT EXACTLY DID SHE ASK YOU ABOUT? 366 00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:01,766 YOU WANNA KNOW? ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN HANDLE IT? 367 00:18:01,768 --> 00:18:03,833 OH, YES, I CAN HANDLE IT. 368 00:18:03,836 --> 00:18:07,502 WELL, AS I RECALL, WE WERE DISCUSSING BLOW JOBS. 369 00:18:07,505 --> 00:18:09,604 YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT. 370 00:18:09,607 --> 00:18:11,039 YOU'RE JUST TRYING TO PISS ME OFF 'CAUSE YOU'RE PISSED OFF. 371 00:18:11,041 --> 00:18:12,740 WELL, SHE REFERRED TO IT 372 00:18:12,742 --> 00:18:16,775 AS "DRIVING THE HAPPY TONGUE TOUR BUS UP EGO MOUNTAIN." 373 00:18:16,779 --> 00:18:20,944 OH, MY GOD. I TOLD HER NEVER TO SAY THAT. 374 00:18:20,948 --> 00:18:23,114 OH, MY. 375 00:18:23,117 --> 00:18:24,749 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 376 00:18:24,751 --> 00:18:26,984 WELL, I TOLD HER SHE SHOULD TRY SUCKING YOUR DICK 377 00:18:26,987 --> 00:18:29,119 IN YOUR KITCHEN. WHAT? 378 00:18:29,121 --> 00:18:32,288 GET OVER YOURSELF, MICHAEL, BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE HAS. 379 00:18:37,861 --> 00:18:40,828 (gunshots) 380 00:18:48,636 --> 00:18:53,702 (gunshots continue) 381 00:18:56,341 --> 00:19:00,807 DETECTIVE JUDD CUTTER, ELUSIVE CRIME FIGHTER. 382 00:19:00,812 --> 00:19:02,077 I MEANT TO CALL YOU. HMM. 383 00:19:02,079 --> 00:19:03,578 BEEN ON THIS BIG MURDER INVESTIGATION. 384 00:19:03,580 --> 00:19:05,013 IT'S A REAL MESS. 385 00:19:05,015 --> 00:19:07,947 YOU COULD ALWAYS USE BAD THINGS TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. 386 00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:09,216 SEE, DON'T DO THAT. YOU DON'T, UH, 387 00:19:09,218 --> 00:19:11,217 YOU DON'T DO WOUNDED CONVINCINGLY. 388 00:19:11,219 --> 00:19:13,918 YOU, UH, YOU STILL GOT A DEAD EYE. 389 00:19:13,921 --> 00:19:15,753 GIRL'S GOTTA PROTECT HERSELF. 390 00:19:15,756 --> 00:19:18,255 I ALWAYS SUSPECTED YOU WERE A GIRL UNDER ALL THOSE... 391 00:19:18,258 --> 00:19:20,024 FEROCIOUS LAYERS. 392 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,158 YOU STILL HAVE THOSE, UH, THINGS IN YOUR BEDROOM CEILING-- 393 00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:25,293 THOSE LITTLE STARS THAT GLOW IN THE DARK? YOUR DIVORCE GO THROUGH? 394 00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:28,695 I SIGNED THE PAPERS LAST WEEK. SHE'S MOVING TO TUCSON, 395 00:19:28,698 --> 00:19:31,897 CONTINUE HER OBSESSION WITH BECOMING PERFECT 396 00:19:31,901 --> 00:19:35,201 AT THE EXPENSE OF EVERYONE ELSE. 397 00:19:35,204 --> 00:19:37,969 YOU KNOW, YOU AND I SHOULD GET A DRINK SOMETIME. 398 00:19:37,972 --> 00:19:39,572 MM. 399 00:19:43,576 --> 00:19:44,842 (barks and laughs) 400 00:19:44,844 --> 00:19:48,043 MMM! GOD, YOU MONSTER! 401 00:19:48,047 --> 00:19:49,279 (growls) 402 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,612 GOD, YOU'RE HUGE! 403 00:19:52,616 --> 00:19:55,715 AH, LET ME GO, YOU SEXUAL MANIAC. 404 00:19:55,718 --> 00:19:57,817 FULL MOON. 405 00:19:57,820 --> 00:20:00,853 YOUR INCENSE ONLY AROUSED ME FURTHER. 406 00:20:00,856 --> 00:20:02,754 (both laugh) 407 00:20:02,756 --> 00:20:04,089 (growls) 408 00:20:04,091 --> 00:20:05,324 OHH! 409 00:20:05,326 --> 00:20:06,757 (grunting) 410 00:20:06,759 --> 00:20:10,059 OH, DEEPLY AND MASSIVELY HUNG BEAST. 411 00:20:10,063 --> 00:20:15,329 (imitates wolf howling) 412 00:20:15,334 --> 00:20:17,632 (laughs and growls) 413 00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:19,900 AHEM! LUTHER. 414 00:20:19,903 --> 00:20:21,402 MICHAEL, HELLO. 415 00:20:21,404 --> 00:20:23,370 WHAT A NICE SURPRISE. 416 00:20:23,373 --> 00:20:25,005 YOU'RE WORKING LATE. 417 00:20:25,007 --> 00:20:28,373 YES. DO YOU MIND? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE? 418 00:20:28,376 --> 00:20:31,741 OH, IT'S OUR MONTHLY FULL MOON FRENZY. 419 00:20:31,745 --> 00:20:36,078 I PLAY THE INSATIABLE TEX TWANG, AN ESCAPED SEXUAL MADMAN. 420 00:20:36,082 --> 00:20:39,014 AND THESE TWO ARE RECENTLY GRADUATED PAROCHIAL STUDENTS. 421 00:20:39,017 --> 00:20:42,016 THERE'S AN EXTRA COCK RING OVER THERE. JOIN US. 422 00:20:42,019 --> 00:20:43,318 YOU HAVE A BACKUP COCK RING? 423 00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,319 WHAT IF ONE POPS? 424 00:20:46,323 --> 00:20:47,889 GOOD-BYE. 425 00:20:47,891 --> 00:20:51,056 (door closes) EVERY MAN MUST HAVE HIS SPARE. 426 00:20:51,059 --> 00:20:52,359 (both giggle) ACTION. 427 00:20:52,361 --> 00:20:53,859 (moaning) 428 00:20:53,861 --> 00:20:55,927 (growls and laughs) 429 00:20:55,930 --> 00:20:59,029 (both moaning) 430 00:20:59,032 --> 00:21:01,198 (grunting) 431 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,300 OFF WE GO. (barks and laughs) 432 00:21:12,409 --> 00:21:13,874 HEY. 433 00:21:13,876 --> 00:21:15,442 HOW DID YOU GET PAST LOBBY SECURITY? 434 00:21:15,444 --> 00:21:16,943 I SHOT THE SECURITY GUARD, 435 00:21:16,945 --> 00:21:18,877 SO WE ONLY HAVE A COUPLE OF MINUTES. 436 00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:21,113 WHAT'S THAT? 437 00:21:21,115 --> 00:21:24,080 TAKE IT. 438 00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:26,449 A PEACE OFFERING? 439 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:29,151 PEACE IS OVERRATED. 440 00:21:29,154 --> 00:21:31,020 I'LL TELL GANDHI WE SPOKE. 441 00:21:31,022 --> 00:21:33,388 I GOTTA GO. I'M ON DUTY. 442 00:21:33,391 --> 00:21:35,089 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 443 00:21:35,091 --> 00:21:36,823 WHAT? 444 00:21:36,826 --> 00:21:38,759 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS. 445 00:21:38,761 --> 00:21:42,794 YEAH, I DID. SEE YA. 446 00:22:23,494 --> 00:22:25,960 (panting) 447 00:22:25,963 --> 00:22:27,761 YOU PAINTED THAT? 448 00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:30,829 YEAH. I-I TRIED TO HAVE IT READY FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. I JUST-- 449 00:22:30,833 --> 00:22:32,400 IT'S BEAUTIFUL. 450 00:22:34,769 --> 00:22:38,002 I HAD NO IDEA YOU WERE SUCH A... 451 00:22:38,005 --> 00:22:39,304 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD PAINT. 452 00:22:39,306 --> 00:22:41,771 YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW ME. 453 00:22:41,774 --> 00:22:42,975 BUT I WANT TO. 454 00:23:03,957 --> 00:23:06,457 NO ONE IN MY WHOLE LIFE EVER MADE SOMETHING FOR ME. 455 00:23:06,460 --> 00:23:09,092 CRAZY NOW THAT WE MET, I... 456 00:23:09,095 --> 00:23:11,893 I JUST COULDN'T GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD. 457 00:23:11,896 --> 00:23:13,763 MMM. 458 00:23:14,898 --> 00:23:16,465 COME OVER AFTER YOU GET OFF. 459 00:23:16,467 --> 00:23:19,798 I CAN'T. 460 00:23:19,802 --> 00:23:21,102 I HAVE PLANS. 461 00:23:21,104 --> 00:23:22,536 PLANS? 462 00:23:22,538 --> 00:23:24,871 I HAVE A LIFE, MICHAEL. 463 00:23:27,141 --> 00:23:30,141 (doors open) 464 00:23:33,979 --> 00:23:35,812 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 465 00:23:37,282 --> 00:23:39,015 YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH ANYONE, MAN. 466 00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:41,815 I MEAN, ANYONE. 467 00:23:41,818 --> 00:23:43,084 THERE'S THIS GIRL I DATED 468 00:23:43,086 --> 00:23:45,019 A FEW YEARS BEFORE I MARRIED HELEN. 469 00:23:45,021 --> 00:23:46,853 SHE WAS A MORMON. 470 00:23:46,856 --> 00:23:50,088 SHE WAS A SEXY GIRL, THOUGH. OHH. (laughs) 471 00:23:50,091 --> 00:23:51,591 SHE HAD ALL THE RIGHT CURVES 472 00:23:51,593 --> 00:23:53,558 AND VISTA POINTS WORKING FOR HER, YOU KNOW? 473 00:23:53,561 --> 00:23:56,193 SHE HAD THIS TRANSLUCENT SKIN. 474 00:23:56,196 --> 00:24:02,062 SO ONE NIGHT, SHE DECIDES TO TELL ME THAT SHE'S A VAMPIRE. 475 00:24:02,067 --> 00:24:04,166 AND I'M LIKE, "COME ON." 476 00:24:04,168 --> 00:24:05,367 BUT HERE'S THE THING, THOUGH. 477 00:24:05,369 --> 00:24:06,801 I MEAN, SHE HAD THOSE FANG TEETH, 478 00:24:06,803 --> 00:24:08,069 YOU KNOW, LIKE--LIKE CHER HAD 479 00:24:08,071 --> 00:24:09,470 BEFORE SHE FIBERGLASSED HER MOUTH, 480 00:24:09,472 --> 00:24:11,405 AND IN HER CLOSET, SHE GOT ONE OF THOSE CAPES 481 00:24:11,408 --> 00:24:12,939 WITH THE HIGH COLLAR, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 482 00:24:12,941 --> 00:24:14,907 I MEAN, THIS CHICK WAS HALF NUTS! 483 00:24:14,909 --> 00:24:19,142 OH, AND IN BED, OH, MY GOODNESS. SHE WAS A FREAKIN' 9-1-1 CALL. 484 00:24:19,147 --> 00:24:21,546 OHH. (chuckles) 485 00:24:21,548 --> 00:24:23,113 WE HAD A LOT OF FUN, MAN. 486 00:24:23,115 --> 00:24:24,481 I NEVER DID SLEEP OVER, THOUGH. 487 00:24:24,483 --> 00:24:26,015 SHE WAS ALWAYS LICKING AT MY NECK 488 00:24:26,018 --> 00:24:28,418 LIKE IT WAS A QUARTER POUNDER. 489 00:24:28,420 --> 00:24:31,851 LIKE I SAID, YOU JUST... YOU NEVER KNOW. 490 00:24:31,855 --> 00:24:34,155 PEOPLE GOT SIDES, YOU KNOW? 491 00:24:34,158 --> 00:24:38,491 OPEN YOUR MIND, OR YOU'LL MISS THE SHOW. 492 00:24:44,432 --> 00:24:46,532 (cell phone rings) 493 00:24:50,936 --> 00:24:53,602 HEY, JOCE. WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING UP? 494 00:24:53,605 --> 00:24:56,404 I COULDN'T SLEEP. Yeah, me neither. 495 00:24:56,407 --> 00:25:00,273 HOW'S THE EYE? SORE. 496 00:25:00,277 --> 00:25:02,409 WANNA COME OVER? 497 00:25:02,411 --> 00:25:04,177 OR I COULD... DRIVE UP. 498 00:25:04,180 --> 00:25:06,512 NO, I'M BEAT. 499 00:25:06,514 --> 00:25:08,013 LONG DAY. 500 00:25:08,016 --> 00:25:10,148 DO YOU LIKE BEING ANOTHER YEAR OLDER? 501 00:25:10,150 --> 00:25:11,516 I WAS ALWAYS ANOTHER YEAR OLDER. 502 00:25:11,518 --> 00:25:13,384 I THOUGHT OF SOMETHING ELSE TO GET YOU. 503 00:25:13,387 --> 00:25:15,052 A JET SKI. 504 00:25:15,054 --> 00:25:17,454 YOU REMEMBER? YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THOSE. 505 00:25:17,457 --> 00:25:19,822 THAT'S NICE, BUT I'LL PASS. 506 00:25:19,824 --> 00:25:22,457 WHY DON'T YOU JUST MAKE ME SOMETHING? 507 00:25:22,460 --> 00:25:24,858 MAKE YOU SOMETHING? 508 00:25:24,861 --> 00:25:27,227 LIKE WHAT? ANYTHING. 509 00:25:27,230 --> 00:25:30,329 WELL, TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ME TO MAKE, AND I WILL. 510 00:25:30,332 --> 00:25:32,997 I KNOW. 511 00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:52,167 NIGHTY-NIGHT. Good night, babe. 512 00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:56,767 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 35285

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