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Michael Strathmore.
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Oh, hi, Joce.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm on my way.
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I'm a little... caught up.
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Might not get to
the fund-raiser on time,
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but hey...
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Sir? Sir, can you hear me?
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Cover your eyes.
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I'm gonna get you out
before you blow, okay?
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Yeah, no problem.
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Y-yeah, Joce, I'd love
to stay on and chat,
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but I'm told I may blow.
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Can you breathe?
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You okay?
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Yeah, I'm okay.
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What's your name?
Uh, Michael... Michael Strathmore.
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What happened?
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Uh, some guy swerved in front
of me, and I jerked the wheel.
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You're lucky.
It could have been a lot worse.
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No. No! Is that my car?!
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It's a classic.
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Well, it's an ashtray now, sir.
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Oh, well, maybe I could fix it up.
I don't know... yep.
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Some bondo, a little leatherwork, who knows?
Okay. Well, let's take you over there.
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All right. Let's go there.
Come here.
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Okay, watch your head.
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Okay.
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Any pain? Cuts?
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I'm... okay, I guess.
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Officer...
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Campano?
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Uh, thank you.
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You saved my life.
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Not a problem, sir.
It's my job. I'm a professional.
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Looks like you did okay.
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Are we done?
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I got to be at a thing.
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She'll understand.
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She doesn't, fuck her.
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Are cops allowed to say "Fuck"?
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Did I say "Fuck"?
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Yeah.
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You want to ride in back
or up here with me?
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This is good.
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Okay. Let's go.
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You always drive so fast?
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I'm barely moving.
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Looking at your speedometer,
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that's neither accurate
nor descriptive.
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What are you?
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What do you mean?
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You talk like a robot.
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Why, because I'm specific?
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I believe language should be
used to maximize... clarity.
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Maximize clarity?
Yeah.
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You're a fucking lawyer.
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Great. You got something
against lawyers? A long list.
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Well, you needn't
go into it now.
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"Needn't"?
What, are you part of the royal family?
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It's correct english,
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which is probably why
it rubbed you the wrong way.
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What is that?
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Is that a cat?
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No, it's a cow.
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What's a cat doing
in your squad car?
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Is it a police cat?
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Is this just conversation,
or are you compiling evidence
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for your frivolous,
inevitable lawsuit?
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Okay. I like cats.
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What's its name?
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Pablo.
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He likes to go on rides.
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Lola, my neighbor,
gave him to me.
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Lola?
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That's an exotic name.
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Lola is an artist.
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She slept with Picasso.
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Says she blew Freud.
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Who didn't?
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You blow the father
of psychoanalysis,
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and it haunts you
for the rest of your life.
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"There goes Lola Marquez. She blew Feud."
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but the upside is, it gets you
invited to a lot of parties.
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Yeah, that's... that's me.
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Must be nice,
driving around in a Tuxedo,
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going to events,
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living in a house that cool.
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Yes and no.
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Great view, but...
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I live alone.
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Get a llama.
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Or maybe a tanning bed...
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Whatever you lonely rich guys fill your houses with.
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Are you going back on duty now?
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I'm not on duty.
Why the uniform?
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Why the questions?
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You're... you're pretty defensive.
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Sometimes.
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When you were
giving me mouth-to-mouth...
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Can I be honest?
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I didn't really need it.
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I know.
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You have some window glass
in your hair.
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Mm.
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Ooh.
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You have the right
to remain silent.
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Anything you say...
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will cost you.
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Look, I'm not saying my sister Liz is
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the easiest person in the world,
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but she's worth it.
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She also happens to be
one of the sexiest women
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I've ever known.
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Sure, I'm partial to women.
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The male genitalia
basically revolt, terrify,
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and paralyze me.
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And sure, I think that men
are at their best
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when they're picking up
heavy things and moving them,
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like pianos or...
their egos.
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But as a woman who knows women,
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I'll tell you,
this chick knows stuff.
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I mean, I grew up with her,
and she always understood
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exactly how to get underneath
another person's skin.
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And the way I hear it...
no one sucks a cock like liz.
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Oh! Oh.
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Shit!
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Oh! God!
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Fuck!
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Did you ever feel
your nerve endings...
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Pop open like... little...
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Umbrellas?
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You taste good.
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I can barely speak.
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You liked it?
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I am forever changed.
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Probably overdue.
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Yeah. Mmm.
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I should probably
let you go now.
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Just being polite.
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Why don't you just say
what you mean?
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You know what I mean.
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Then say it.
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Flew a little too close
to the sun, have you?
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Mm.
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Aren't you gonna uncuff me?
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Hmm. Now where did I
put that key?
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Hey, very funny.
You know, I do have a thing...
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Yeah?
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I have to get to.
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Hmm.
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Mmm.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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You're a little bruised.
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You should see my soul.
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I did there for a second.
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Mm.
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I got to go.
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You look really amazing naked.
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I'm never naked.
It just looks that way.
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You ever been in love?
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Are you trying
to get to know me?
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Because I hate that.
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You still look naked.
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What about you?
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Have you ever been in love?
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I'm not a big love guy.
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I'm not surprised.
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You should try it sometime.
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Might take your mind off
that dark void
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of your legal career.
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Don't you mean
the trivia of my existence?
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One thing you're not,
Michael...
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is trivial.
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Mm.
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Hey, Joce.
Michael.
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Hey.
Are you okay?
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I just saw
a police car leaving.
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Yeah, I, uh...
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I flipped my car, Joce.
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I could have been killed.
What?
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Luckily, this officer saved me
and drove me home.
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Oh, my god.
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Are they... are they doing
a thorough investigation?
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Yeah. They already started.
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Okay. Okay, good.
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Good.
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I'm just sorry
you missed my speech...
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introducing the governor.
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I bet you were awesome.
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I was.
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Your wrists are bruised.
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How did that happen?
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Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me,
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a fucking cop?
You're my hero.
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I always wanted
to copulate with a cop.
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Thank you.
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So? What was it like?
Details, details.
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Well, for starters, Luther,
they don't have vaginas.
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They have holsters.
Don't do this to me, Michael.
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I'm obsessed with women.
I crave them. I love them.
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I require at least two per day,
three during daylight savings.
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My phenomenal sex life is
none of your fucking business.
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My business is fucking.
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Mergers and acquisitions?
one step up from sodomy. Jeez.
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So how'd
you two meet? Was it violent?
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Did you get to ride
in a squad car?
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Yes, if you must know.
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Oh, god. An intended
man erect and speeding
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in a black-and-white,
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sirens wailing, on his way to be
in flagrante delicto with...
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Luther!
What?
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Can we please talk about
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the trademark infringement
suit now?
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Fine, fine.
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So what'd you do about Jocelyn?
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Doesn't matter
what I did about Jocelyn.
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Oh, yeah. You're right.
What was I thinking?
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Just because
your fiancee's father happens
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to be the founding partner
of this law firm,
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what would it matter that
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you betrayed his only "sane"
daughter in your coital frenzy?
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Okay, Luther. The cop leaves,
my nightmare officially begins.
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Mm.
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Ohh!
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We are amazing.
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God, two in one night?
It's a dream come true.
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No, no.
It's... it's not, Luther. I...
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I feel guilty.
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I care about Jocelyn.
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We're talking about
making a life together.
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It's just this...
this other woman,
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I can't explain it.
It's crazy.
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Well, I apologize
for my insensitivity.
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Thank you.
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Michael, you said... "Crazy."
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that... means clamps,
doesn't it?
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Why don't you just go out
and get yourself a job
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in the porn industry?
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You know someone?
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Hello, lads.
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Morning, Mr. Dellacorte.
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Missed you
at the fund-raiser last night.
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Jocelyn tells me that you were
in a bit of a scrape.
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To say the least.
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He was seriously tied up.
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Carry on.
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Thank you, Quipmaster.
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It's what I do.
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These are magnificent.
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Are you paying attention
to anything here?
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Hmm? Yeah, sure.
I'm right with you.
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I'm only doing this dinner party
for you, Michael.
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You mean for my father
and snapple.
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Chantal.
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It's hard to keep track.
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What, is she my seventh
or eighth stepmom?
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One thing we can say
for your dad,
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he sure does
throw his hat in the ring.
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Did we shift right into
"let's get married sooner" talk?
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You're so dramatic.
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No, Joce, I know how you like
to have everything so perfect.
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For my work,
I have to be precise.
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The wrong armoire,
an ill-chosen pillow...
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the whole room suffers.
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00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:26,004
I'm not talking about
your decorating business, Joce.
267
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:27,723
I'm talking about life.
268
00:18:27,757 --> 00:18:29,291
Well, life's messy enough.
269
00:18:29,325 --> 00:18:30,726
I don't have to add
to the clutter.
270
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:32,060
Who cares about clutter?
271
00:18:32,095 --> 00:18:34,012
It doesn't...
it's just clutter!
272
00:18:34,046 --> 00:18:36,565
Michael,
where is this coming from?
273
00:18:36,599 --> 00:18:38,317
It's coming from me.
274
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,719
No, it isn't.
275
00:18:40,737 --> 00:18:43,322
I've never seen this before.
276
00:18:43,356 --> 00:18:45,240
Is this your dark side?
277
00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:48,694
It's my... oxidized side.
278
00:18:48,728 --> 00:18:49,945
I'm rusting.
279
00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,247
You mean I'm boring you.
280
00:18:52,282 --> 00:18:55,117
I can change that.
281
00:18:55,168 --> 00:18:57,920
No, Joce,
it's... it's not about us.
282
00:18:57,954 --> 00:18:59,705
It's about me.
You wanna know how I feel?
283
00:18:59,739 --> 00:19:03,592
I feel... too damn polite.
I feel... premeditated.
284
00:19:03,626 --> 00:19:06,912
That's a word they use
to describe murders.
285
00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:08,697
I'm trying to fucking tell you
286
00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,248
what's going on with me.
287
00:19:10,266 --> 00:19:12,968
Is any of this
getting through to you?
288
00:19:13,019 --> 00:19:14,970
Of course.
289
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,806
And you didn't have to say "Fucking," sweetie.
290
00:19:19,726 --> 00:19:22,728
Maybe it was my sixth divorce
that scared mikey
291
00:19:22,762 --> 00:19:25,063
from ever gettin' close
to a chick.
292
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:26,815
Probably my fault.
293
00:19:26,866 --> 00:19:29,201
I set a bad example for him
since most of my wives
294
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:32,103
were constructed
of silicone and bubblegum.
295
00:19:32,121 --> 00:19:33,739
Fair enough.
296
00:19:33,773 --> 00:19:35,824
But I did give him
one great piece of advice.
297
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:39,628
"Mikey," I said, "Follow your dick.
298
00:19:39,662 --> 00:19:42,130
Your dick never lies,
at least not to you."
299
00:19:42,165 --> 00:19:43,799
you don't follow your dick,
300
00:19:43,833 --> 00:19:45,968
one day it falls off
like a bad bonsai tree,
301
00:19:46,002 --> 00:19:48,253
and you end up
sucking bottled oxygen
302
00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:50,055
somewhere in rancho mirage,
303
00:19:50,089 --> 00:19:53,091
wondering where
all the good times went.
304
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:55,060
Follow your dick.
305
00:19:55,094 --> 00:19:58,146
It's got a perfect sense
of direction.
306
00:20:05,855 --> 00:20:08,941
How's your cappuccino?
307
00:20:08,975 --> 00:20:10,943
Huh? Uh, it's fabulous.
Good.
308
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:13,078
What's this, uh, design
in the foam here?
309
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:16,248
Oh, that's the shroud of Turin.
310
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:19,167
Any punk can make a tulip.
311
00:20:19,202 --> 00:20:21,086
Stop picking on my sister, Michael.
312
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:22,821
Hi, honey.
Wait, this is the guy
313
00:20:22,839 --> 00:20:25,757
you were telling me and Lola
about this morning?
314
00:20:25,792 --> 00:20:28,760
Huh.
315
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:30,012
What's that supposed to mean?
316
00:20:30,046 --> 00:20:32,214
Pen. Accident report. Sign.
317
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:39,688
Here.
318
00:20:39,722 --> 00:20:41,056
Ahh.
319
00:20:41,107 --> 00:20:42,641
Okay.
Where you goin'?
320
00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:44,192
I got what I needed.
321
00:20:44,227 --> 00:20:45,711
What, now or last night?
322
00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,947
I gotta go.
323
00:20:48,982 --> 00:20:50,399
Hold... hold on.
No, no, come on.
324
00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:52,067
I-I-I came out here
in the middle of my day
325
00:20:52,118 --> 00:20:53,652
to sign these papers for you.
326
00:20:53,686 --> 00:20:56,688
At least have the courtesy
to say good-bye.
327
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:59,408
Good-bye.
328
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,209
Officer Campano.
329
00:21:01,244 --> 00:21:02,744
Hey.
330
00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,296
How'd the hearing go
this morning?
331
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,331
Oh, yeah. A million laughs.
332
00:21:06,365 --> 00:21:08,033
They put me on probation.
333
00:21:08,051 --> 00:21:09,701
The heavy money
was on suspension.
334
00:21:09,719 --> 00:21:12,254
You got ten lives, doll.
335
00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,705
Who's that?
336
00:21:13,723 --> 00:21:15,707
Oh. I have no idea.
337
00:21:15,725 --> 00:21:18,844
Okay. Look, just hurry back,
all right?
338
00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:20,679
Fighting crime
is just civil service
339
00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:21,930
without you, partner.
340
00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:27,319
You have no idea?
341
00:21:27,353 --> 00:21:29,237
Oh, I have plenty of ideas.
342
00:21:29,272 --> 00:21:30,906
Why'd they put you
on probation?
343
00:21:30,940 --> 00:21:33,108
It was absolutely nothing.
344
00:21:33,159 --> 00:21:35,694
They put you on probation
for absolutely nothing?
345
00:21:35,728 --> 00:21:37,162
They didn't like
the way I made a collar
346
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:38,830
on a bad guy. Okay?
347
00:21:40,232 --> 00:21:41,733
Oh!
348
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:45,671
Hey! You're under arrest.
349
00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:48,173
You're fuckin' kidding me.
350
00:22:03,272 --> 00:22:08,026
You better call for backup!
351
00:22:08,061 --> 00:22:12,064
Aah!
352
00:22:14,266 --> 00:22:15,901
You chased after the guy
353
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:17,936
in your squad car
without your partner?
354
00:22:17,954 --> 00:22:20,989
He's was in the men's...
and then you subdued him with your baton?
355
00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:24,660
Look, I get a little excitable,
but that scumbag had it coming.
356
00:22:24,711 --> 00:22:26,712
W... you know what?
What's your point?
357
00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,163
You need a lawyer.
358
00:22:28,214 --> 00:22:31,249
I've had lawyers,
as recent as last night, so...
359
00:22:31,283 --> 00:22:32,801
have dinner with me.
360
00:22:32,835 --> 00:22:34,202
Why?
361
00:22:34,237 --> 00:22:36,304
Lunch.
Oh. Pass.
362
00:22:36,339 --> 00:22:39,141
Brunch?
Brunch? We are done talking.
363
00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:44,295
Do you like movies?
364
00:22:44,313 --> 00:22:45,781
Well, yeah.
What do you mean?
365
00:22:45,815 --> 00:22:48,350
Like, something
with Vin Diesel in it?
366
00:22:48,401 --> 00:22:55,023
I never ask anybody anywhere,
but I'm asking you.
367
00:22:55,074 --> 00:22:56,858
It starts in half an hour.
368
00:22:56,909 --> 00:22:59,661
Well, I've got meetings.
369
00:22:59,696 --> 00:23:01,279
You always will.
370
00:23:01,313 --> 00:23:04,700
All right.
371
00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:11,707
Not enough sweetfor you and me tonight...
372
00:23:11,758 --> 00:23:13,341
New print.
373
00:23:13,376 --> 00:23:18,714
They added two missing scenes
and enhanced the soundtrack.
374
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:20,265
Oh!
when beauty standslooking into the soul...
375
00:23:20,299 --> 00:23:24,019
This part rocks.
376
00:23:24,053 --> 00:23:27,806
That sickenat pretty words.
377
00:23:27,840 --> 00:23:29,641
Yes...
378
00:23:29,675 --> 00:23:30,976
for that is love.
379
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,310
Love.
380
00:23:32,344 --> 00:23:34,012
I love beyond breath,beyond reason,
381
00:23:34,030 --> 00:23:36,698
beyond love's own powerof loving.
382
00:23:36,733 --> 00:23:39,651
Your name is like a golden bellhung in my heart.
383
00:23:39,685 --> 00:23:41,186
And when I think of you,I tremble,
384
00:23:41,204 --> 00:23:46,792
and the bell rings and rings,"Roxane! Roxane!"
385
00:23:50,163 --> 00:23:52,030
Jesus.
386
00:23:59,038 --> 00:24:00,972
That is love...
387
00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:04,209
that wind of terribleand jealous beauty.
388
00:24:04,227 --> 00:24:05,761
Fuck.
389
00:24:07,063 --> 00:24:08,647
Soaring, blinding music.
390
00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:12,217
Dear, you may take my happinessto make you happier,
391
00:24:12,235 --> 00:24:14,603
even though you never knowI gave it to you.
392
00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:31,169
How many times every day?
393
00:24:31,204 --> 00:24:33,071
You make me crazy.
Every day.
394
00:24:33,105 --> 00:24:35,006
Shut up.
395
00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:44,082
Excuse me?
You'll... you'll have to leave.
396
00:24:44,100 --> 00:24:47,936
Police business.
Shut that fucker off!
397
00:24:47,970 --> 00:24:50,639
Get out, man! Go!
398
00:24:52,642 --> 00:24:54,192
Oh, you got a great ass.
399
00:24:54,227 --> 00:24:55,777
Well, you got a great cock.
400
00:24:55,812 --> 00:24:57,279
No one ever said that before.
401
00:24:57,313 --> 00:24:59,064
Let's get out of here.
402
00:24:59,098 --> 00:25:00,615
Strong and true.
Yeah.
403
00:25:00,650 --> 00:25:04,602
Sweet and strong and true.
404
00:25:04,620 --> 00:25:06,238
You could've handled that
a little better...
405
00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:07,739
Yeah.
That Usher.
406
00:25:07,773 --> 00:25:09,040
I could've shot him.
407
00:25:09,075 --> 00:25:11,960
I'm serious.
408
00:25:11,994 --> 00:25:14,663
Well, maybe
I should've filed a lawsuit.
409
00:25:14,714 --> 00:25:16,614
Calm down, okay?
410
00:25:16,632 --> 00:25:18,750
What's that supposed to mean?
Halt!
411
00:25:18,784 --> 00:25:22,003
What the hell's your problem?
412
00:25:22,054 --> 00:25:27,792
Hey. Hey, get back here.
413
00:25:27,810 --> 00:25:30,679
Hey!
414
00:25:30,730 --> 00:25:32,681
Just leave me alone.
I've gotta pee.
415
00:25:41,140 --> 00:25:43,108
You piss me off.
416
00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,644
Bullshit. I interest you.
417
00:25:46,662 --> 00:25:48,146
You don't know me.
418
00:25:48,164 --> 00:25:51,833
That makes two of us.
419
00:25:55,671 --> 00:25:58,156
Get out of my way.
No.
420
00:25:59,675 --> 00:26:01,009
You shove me now?!
421
00:26:01,043 --> 00:26:03,128
I said, get out of my way.
422
00:26:03,162 --> 00:26:04,662
You're out of control.
What are you gonna do?
423
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,047
You gonna pistol-whip me now?
424
00:26:06,098 --> 00:26:07,716
What, you want handcuffs,
too, like last night?
425
00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:09,100
Stop it.
Make me!
426
00:26:09,135 --> 00:26:11,052
Stop it!
427
00:26:11,103 --> 00:26:14,356
Mm.
428
00:26:15,892 --> 00:26:18,560
Mm.
429
00:26:18,611 --> 00:26:20,061
Uhh!
430
00:26:20,112 --> 00:26:22,347
Aah!
Come over here.
431
00:26:33,326 --> 00:26:35,594
Ah!
432
00:26:42,218 --> 00:26:44,052
Ah!
433
00:26:44,086 --> 00:26:46,137
Ooh. That was easy.
434
00:26:58,384 --> 00:26:59,901
Mm.
435
00:26:59,936 --> 00:27:01,069
Ahh!
436
00:27:09,779 --> 00:27:15,116
Ohh! Ohh!
437
00:27:20,906 --> 00:27:23,124
Ohh!
438
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:27,963
Ohh!
439
00:27:40,259 --> 00:27:42,143
This is too nuts for me.
440
00:27:42,194 --> 00:27:44,312
Me, too.
441
00:27:52,728 --> 00:27:54,186
Liz!
442
00:27:54,211 --> 00:28:01,511
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