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Jake, you watch the
news this morning?
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How many times do
I have to tell you...?
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Rhetorical question.
Stay with me, will you?
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They're doing this story,
right, on violence in America,
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and they're interviewing
some bloated senator
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from one of our great
trailer-park states.
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Now, does, uh, Senator
Gomer advocate making guns
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more difficult to get?
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No, no, no, no. He
blames television.
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You know, what about all
the violence that happened
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before we had television?
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I suppose the Spanish
Inquisition came off
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a bad episode of
Gilligan's Island.
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Oh, great, now I'm
out of cigarettes.
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Perfect cherry on top of this
crap sundae of a morning.
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Give me a pack, will you?
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You know, you ought
to just quit, John.
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Heh, it's taking
years off your life.
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Yeah, but it's just those
crusty-old-fart years
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where you walk around
bitching at the world.
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As opposed to this whole
high-on-life Gandhi thing
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you've got going on now?
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Look, I need a new
motor for my damn freezer.
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D... Don't give me excuses.
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I've got a kitchen
full of soured milk,
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rotten eggs and purple meat.
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What are you having, Becker?
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Second thoughts
about eating here.
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Give me a cup of coffee
to go, will you, please?
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Just my luck. The one
weekend I make plans,
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and this place
starts falling apart.
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Oh, yeah? What are you doing?
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Well, my old roommate,
Amanda, is coming up to visit.
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We used to model
together in Miami and...
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Oh, my gosh, she's so much fun.
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We used to hit the
bars and play this game
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called Catch and Release.
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- "Catch and Release"?
- Yeah.
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We'd get all tarted up and
let the guys buy us drinks,
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and then at the end of the night
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we'd toss the guys
back and go home.
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Oh, that's a... That's... That's
a real pretty picture, you know.
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Desperate women
scamming lonely salesmen
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out of Harvey Wallbangers.
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Yeah, you must
have been so proud.
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I love the idea
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of models at play.
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Like two kittens wrestling
over a ball of yarn.
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Nasty little kittens.
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Gee, I think Lassie's
trying to tell us something.
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What is it, girl?
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He's trying to tell
you you're an idiot.
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How can you be a
doctor and still smoke?
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Hey, I'm alive with
pleasure, you know,
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and knock it off, will you?
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I'm tired of being
treated like a leper
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just 'cause I'm a smoker.
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I mean, look at this
guy. He... He smokes.
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Don't you wish they'd just
shut up and leave you alone?
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Tell me about it.
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Louis, trust me, you
don't need a bigger one.
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A few inches here or there is
not gonna make a difference.
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No, I don't care what
your friends have.
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You shouldn't feel inadequate.
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Well, then don't look at Joe's.
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Just be happy with
what you've got.
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I am.
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Oh, what is it with men
and big-screen TVs?
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Oh.
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Margaret, congratulate me.
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I just quit smoking.
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Oh, no. Why?
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Let's just say that
I've seen the future,
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and it has no larynx.
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Larynxes are highly overrated,
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especially yours.
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Margaret, I'm shocked.
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You, of all people, should
be encouraging him.
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Ah, you wouldn't be
saying that if you were here
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the last five times
he tried to quit.
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He was a lunatic.
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Well, Dr. Becker,
I'm behind you.
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In fact, I could help.
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I'll be your sponsor.
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If you get the urge
to smoke, just call me,
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anytime, day or night.
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Except tonight,
'cause I have a date.
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And not before noon tomorrow
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'cause I'll probably
still have a date.
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And not tomorrow
night either because...
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Well, just leave a message
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and I'll try and get back
to you at some point.
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See? Linda's behind me.
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John, I want us both
to live long, happy lives,
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so understand when I
say please keep smoking.
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No, I can do this, Margaret.
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It's simply a matter of
finding alternative strategies
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for coping with stress.
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At least that's the
crap I tell my patients.
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Should work for me.
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Well, here's your first test.
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Mr. Ehrlich is
waiting in Room One.
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Ehrlich? Mm-hm.
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Oh, I guess I just
dreamed he died.
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So Anyway, Dr. Becker,
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I just feel off.
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Everything hurts.
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Yeah, as I've been
saying, Mr. Ehrlich,
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it's all part of the flu.
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I've got chills and a fever.
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Even my legs are achy.
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All part of the flu.
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My nose is stuffy.
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I have no energy.
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Part of the flu.
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And then there's the sweats.
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Mostly at night. The flu.
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I guess that's why they
call them night sweats.
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What would cause them?
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It's the flu! For God's
sake, Mr. Ehrlich,
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what the hell's the
matter with you?
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I don't know.
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Maybe I caught a bug.
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Just get the hell out
of my way, will you?
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Where are my damn cigarettes?
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Sorry, John. Linda
called and asked Reggie
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to throw them out. And
I can't give you a pack
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because Linda made me
promise... Jake, don't screw with me.
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I haven't had a
cigarette all day.
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You know what I'm usually like?
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I'm more like that now.
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Thank you.
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That'll be 3.75.
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Damn you.
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Two weeks for delivery?
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From Jersey?
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You said two days.
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Look, I know when
you're in New Jersey,
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two days must seem
like two weeks, but...
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Look, just send it overnight.
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I'll pay extra.
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Jackass.
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You always did have
a way with people.
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Amanda.
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Oh, my God, you look fabulous.
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Oh, so do you.
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So...
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is this what they
call ghetto chic?
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No, just ghetto.
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Not quite our condo
in South Beach.
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Not quite a condo
in Omaha Beach.
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Amanda, this is Jake
Malinak and John Becker.
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They're, um...
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They're here a lot.
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Oh, it's nice to meet you.
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Ooh, you sound tall.
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You smell friendly.
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Why are we talking
like this? I'm blind.
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And yet you're still
staring at my breasts.
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Sorry.
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Creature of habit.
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So, what's new?
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How's Bill?
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Oh, Bill is scuba diving.
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In Barbados.
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With our dogsitter, Kristy.
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Thanks for asking.
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Sorry.
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No, no, it's fine.
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I got the dog. He got the bitch.
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I've got a great new apartment,
a new job with a PR firm.
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Speaking of which,
I've got a client
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who just opened
up a club in Soho.
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You wanna go?
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Oh, that sounds like fun.
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Or at least what I
remember fun was like
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the last time I had any.
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Great.
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You wanna join us? It's on me.
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I'll go.
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What about him?
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Ooh, I don't think
Becker's into clubs.
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I don't think Becker's into fun.
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Hey, screw both of you.
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I like fun as much
as anyone else.
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Hey, Sprockets,
smoke it or swallow it,
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but get it the hell
out of my face.
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John, that woman just
invited me to a party.
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What does she look like?
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The one in drag or
the one with the hump?
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Don't screw with me, John.
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I'm blind and I sell
Chiclets for a living.
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Reggie?
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She's beautiful.
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Ah, thanks.
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So tell me about you.
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How are you doing?
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Oh, great. Really great.
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So are you seeing anybody?
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No, not really.
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Well, you're
working really hard.
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I bet you're putting
away a lot of money.
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No, not really.
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But I bet you get to meet
a lot of interesting people.
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You did say things
were great, right?
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I'm gonna get a
couple of Scotches.
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Uh, do you want anything?
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No, no, I'm good.
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Yeah, of course you are.
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So don't take this
the wrong way,
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but are you having
some kind of seizure?
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No, no, it's, uh...
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I'm a little on edge.
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I quit smoking this morning.
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Ah, that explains it.
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Let me guess:
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you're at that stage
where you'd walk
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on broken glass for a cigarette.
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I would walk on my tongue
on broken glass for a cigarette.
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I know. I quit two years ago.
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Oh, it was like losing a friend.
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No, no, no. Friends come and go.
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Cigarettes are
always there for you.
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Yeah.
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I still miss that one
with my morning coffee.
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Oh, God.
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Or the one after a
really good workout.
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Or instead of.
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Oh, man, I could smoke
a cigarette right now
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as big as my leg.
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They should make those.
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I... You know, I'm... I'm sorry.
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I can't do this. I'm gonna
have to go get a pack.
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No, no, don't.
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Look, if I can quit, anyone can,
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and I have no willpower.
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I swear, I think the only thing
that got me through it was sex.
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I just remembered another
cigarette I really miss.
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Morning, Margaret. Good morning.
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In case you're curious, I
still haven't had a cigarette.
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Damn.
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How'd you make it
through the weekend?
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Actually, I spent
a lot of time in bed.
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So, what's going on
around here this morning?
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Um, Mr. Martinsen's in One.
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00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,012
Mr. Spencer's
check bounced again.
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00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:11,381
The x-ray machine
is broken again.
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And your accountant called.
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00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,450
You're being audited again.
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You gotta be kidding me.
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Damn IRS.
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I mean, what the hell
do they want with...?
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Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
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I don't need a
cigarette, Margaret.
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I have something
far more important.
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I have willpower and I
have strength of character.
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Hey, Dr. Becker, I heard you say
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you haven't had a
cigarette in three days.
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All right. High five.
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Okay, my bad.
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But I am so proud of you.
262
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I mean, you're being audited.
263
00:11:44,471 --> 00:11:47,316
That's exactly the kind
of high-stress situation
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00:11:47,340 --> 00:11:49,552
that would normally send
you running down to Reggie's
265
00:11:49,576 --> 00:11:50,553
for a cigarette.
266
00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:51,554
Yeah, I know.
267
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,088
I mean, you'd just light up,
268
00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:57,060
sit back and let your problems
drift away in a haze of smoke.
269
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,061
I know.
270
00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,928
But those days are over.
271
00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:02,932
You're a non-smoker
now. Whoo-hoo.
272
00:12:02,956 --> 00:12:05,801
Yeah... Yeah, I'm... I'm
just walking on sunshine.
273
00:12:14,934 --> 00:12:16,212
Oh, good. No patients.
274
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,481
I'm gonna go to Reggie's
and have some lunch.
275
00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,316
It's 11:15.
276
00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:21,350
Besides, you can't leave.
277
00:12:21,374 --> 00:12:22,785
You have an appointment.
278
00:12:22,809 --> 00:12:24,987
What? Oh, for... For
God's sake, Margaret.
279
00:12:25,011 --> 00:12:27,423
Why...? Why did you schedule
somebody so close to my lunch?
280
00:12:27,447 --> 00:12:29,491
You know... You know, I
get hungry sometimes early.
281
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:31,927
Oh, here we go.
282
00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:33,296
What...?
283
00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:35,665
I-I can't put my
appetite on a time clock.
284
00:12:35,689 --> 00:12:36,799
It's hunger.
285
00:12:36,823 --> 00:12:39,134
Hunger has a mind
of its own, you know...
286
00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:40,636
And how am I supposed
to be a good doctor
287
00:12:40,660 --> 00:12:43,705
if I get all... All wiggy
on low blood sugar?
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You know something?
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I just hope that whoever
you scheduled so close
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to my being hungry isn't
coming in for something
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that's gonna take much time.
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I'm here for my physical.
293
00:12:53,973 --> 00:12:55,451
Mrs. Yudelson?
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00:12:55,475 --> 00:12:56,786
Yeah.
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00:12:56,810 --> 00:12:58,654
Come on, I'm
burning daylight here.
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00:12:58,678 --> 00:13:02,591
I know the drill: go into
the room, get naked,
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00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,983
and put on the gown that
makes my ass stick out.
298
00:13:26,540 --> 00:13:28,406
Hey, Jake, how you doing?
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00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,845
Can I help you?
300
00:13:35,182 --> 00:13:36,892
No, I was just reaching
for some Gummi Bears.
301
00:13:36,916 --> 00:13:37,916
Hm.
302
00:13:41,955 --> 00:13:43,131
I knew you'd cave.
303
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,167
I did not cave.
304
00:13:45,191 --> 00:13:46,936
In fact, I just got
through examining
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00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:48,604
a naked, 80-year-old woman.
306
00:13:48,628 --> 00:13:52,162
A lesser man would be
shooting smack by now.
307
00:13:54,066 --> 00:13:55,278
Well, congratulations.
308
00:13:55,302 --> 00:13:57,180
How'd you make it
through the weekend?
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00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:58,381
Hi, Jake.
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00:13:58,405 --> 00:13:59,970
Hey, Amanda.
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00:14:01,708 --> 00:14:02,784
Hi.
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00:14:02,808 --> 00:14:04,353
Hi.
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00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,022
Didn't expect to see you here.
314
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:07,023
Or you.
315
00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:09,058
Well, thanks a hell of a lot.
316
00:14:09,082 --> 00:14:10,793
Jackass.
317
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,461
So having a good day?
318
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,497
Oh, Amanda, I know we
were supposed to have lunch,
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00:14:14,521 --> 00:14:16,399
but I'm gonna have to
catch up with you later.
320
00:14:16,423 --> 00:14:17,833
There was a screw-up,
321
00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,237
and I have to drive to Jersey
to pick up my freezer motor.
322
00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:22,504
Which actually is a good thing.
323
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:25,395
That gives me two
chances to drive off a bridge.
324
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,217
Have any lunch plans?
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00:14:34,241 --> 00:14:36,419
Not really.
326
00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:39,422
Well, I'm suddenly available.
327
00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:42,046
Yeah, you wanna grab something?
328
00:14:44,150 --> 00:14:46,417
I could go for something quick.
329
00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,266
Hey, you know what?
330
00:14:50,290 --> 00:14:52,368
I'm kind of hungry.
331
00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,370
Wanna make it a threesome?
332
00:15:03,035 --> 00:15:05,748
Uh, Margaret, I-I
want to apologize
333
00:15:05,772 --> 00:15:08,618
for being a little out
of control this morning.
334
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:11,320
Why are you wearing
different clothes?
335
00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,356
I, uh...
336
00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:15,680
Oh, I went home to change.
337
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,296
And your hair's wet.
338
00:15:21,320 --> 00:15:23,320
I took a shower.
339
00:15:24,457 --> 00:15:26,602
In the middle of the day?
340
00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:27,970
It's... It's part of this...
341
00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:29,771
This stop-smoking
thing, you know?
342
00:15:29,795 --> 00:15:31,095
Stay clean.
343
00:15:32,832 --> 00:15:34,476
Since when? And why are you...?
344
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,146
Hey, what are you guys?
A couple of detectives?
345
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,213
All right, fine, you know.
346
00:15:38,237 --> 00:15:40,249
I had sex with a
gorgeous ex-model,
347
00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:42,785
Friday night, Saturday,
Sunday, and just now.
348
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:43,809
You happy?
349
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:46,522
John, please.
350
00:15:46,546 --> 00:15:48,491
Smoke. Don't smoke.
351
00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:51,249
Just don't lie to us about it.
352
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:54,530
Sex with a model.
353
00:16:08,268 --> 00:16:10,246
Jake.
354
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,247
Oh, Reg.
355
00:16:11,271 --> 00:16:12,781
Got your freezer motor.
356
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,717
You must be very happy.
357
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:16,585
Yeah, it's like Christmas
and my birthday
358
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:17,720
all rolled into one.
359
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,343
Yeah.
360
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,657
Hi.
361
00:16:21,681 --> 00:16:23,092
Hi.
362
00:16:23,116 --> 00:16:25,928
I mean, uh... How are you doing?
363
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:28,096
Great.
364
00:16:28,120 --> 00:16:29,565
Look, Amanda, I'm
sorry about lunch,
365
00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,499
but I am free for dinner.
366
00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,335
Oh, sweetie, I am
so sorry, but I can't.
367
00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:34,870
I got a client
freaking out in Miami.
368
00:16:34,894 --> 00:16:36,739
I have to fly back tonight.
369
00:16:36,763 --> 00:16:37,923
Tonight?
370
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,177
I mean, I thought, uh...
I thought, uh, you know,
371
00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,980
it'd be nice if the two of you
could have dinner together...
372
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,071
tonight.
373
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:53,522
Well, it was nice
almost seeing you.
374
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:54,957
Oh, you too.
375
00:16:54,981 --> 00:16:56,959
Listen, Reg, why don't you
come back to Miami with me
376
00:16:56,983 --> 00:16:58,060
for a couple of days?
377
00:16:58,084 --> 00:16:59,762
You seem like you
really need a break.
378
00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,997
I'd love to, but I've got
to get this motor installed.
379
00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,966
Plus I have 5 gallons
of sweaty cole slaw
380
00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:05,567
that might not make
it through the night.
381
00:17:05,591 --> 00:17:07,335
So you see, I
have exciting plans.
382
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,672
Well, we'll see each
other again soon?
383
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,863
I'll try. I promise.
384
00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:17,512
So...
385
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:20,549
So, uh... Well, it was...
386
00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:21,683
It was very nice to meet you.
387
00:17:21,707 --> 00:17:23,351
Oh, give me a break.
388
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,620
You sleep together all weekend,
389
00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:25,954
and now you're
gonna shake hands?
390
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,912
What, are you British?
391
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:31,660
Bye, John.
392
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:33,261
Bye-bye. Mm. Good luck
393
00:17:33,285 --> 00:17:35,063
with the whole
quitting smoking thing.
394
00:17:35,087 --> 00:17:36,587
Yeah, yeah, thank you.
395
00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:38,933
See you, Jake.
396
00:17:38,957 --> 00:17:42,704
Hey, bye, Amanda. It
was nice to meet you.
397
00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,939
So you quit smoking, huh?
398
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,908
Well, you know,
John, all you really did
399
00:17:46,932 --> 00:17:48,810
was trade one
addiction for another.
400
00:17:48,834 --> 00:17:50,379
I know, I know.
401
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,882
I'm not proud of myself.
402
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:56,118
Well, I'm proud of you.
You had model sex.
403
00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:59,043
That's like ten regular girls.
404
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,998
Well, good night.
405
00:18:09,022 --> 00:18:11,534
Yep. See you.
406
00:18:13,325 --> 00:18:14,703
Are you pissed at something?
407
00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:16,627
No, I'm fine.
408
00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:19,408
Well, I-I feel like
you're angry at me,
409
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,276
and I don't know
what the hell I did.
410
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,946
I didn't say you did anything.
411
00:18:23,970 --> 00:18:25,280
Well, good.
412
00:18:25,304 --> 00:18:26,584
Good.
413
00:18:28,941 --> 00:18:31,419
All right... All right, I
know what this is about.
414
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:35,480
You're jealous 'cause I had
this thing with your friend, right?
415
00:18:36,549 --> 00:18:37,815
No.
416
00:18:40,152 --> 00:18:41,196
Okay, yeah.
417
00:18:41,220 --> 00:18:42,565
Well, maybe.
418
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:45,400
Oh, Reg.
419
00:18:45,424 --> 00:18:46,869
Uh... Boy, this is awkward.
420
00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:50,005
Listen, I didn't know
you felt this way.
421
00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:53,075
I... I know I come
in here a lot...
422
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:55,299
It's not about you, you dope.
423
00:18:58,036 --> 00:19:00,349
I'm jealous of Amanda
because her life is going great,
424
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,284
and mine's not.
425
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:04,453
Well, yeah, that's what I...
426
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,677
That's what I meant.
427
00:19:09,915 --> 00:19:12,428
All right, what are you
looking for here, Reg?
428
00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,430
The everything's-gonna-be-okay
speech, or...
429
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:15,630
Or do you want the truth?
430
00:19:15,654 --> 00:19:17,232
This is not exactly
the first time
431
00:19:17,256 --> 00:19:18,767
we've had this conversation.
432
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,802
I mean, if you're
not happy here,
433
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,392
do something about it.
434
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:24,573
Gee, I-I was gonna pick
435
00:19:24,597 --> 00:19:27,309
the everything's-gonna-be-okay
speech.
436
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,333
Oh, sorry.
437
00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:31,380
Oh, hell, Becker,
438
00:19:31,404 --> 00:19:32,714
what am I supposed to do?
439
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:35,750
I'm an ex-model who
didn't finish college.
440
00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:38,108
I have no options.
441
00:19:41,547 --> 00:19:43,725
Well, uh, that's not true.
442
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:46,861
You... You could, uh...
You could finish college.
443
00:19:46,885 --> 00:19:49,731
Oh, right, go back
to college at my age.
444
00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:51,166
I'd be real popular.
445
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:53,257
I could buy the beer.
446
00:19:54,928 --> 00:19:57,306
How pathetic would that be?
447
00:19:57,330 --> 00:19:58,840
No, what would be
pathetic is if you and I
448
00:19:58,864 --> 00:20:01,075
were sitting here
10 years from now
449
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:03,901
having this same conversation.
450
00:20:05,204 --> 00:20:08,372
Oh, college.
451
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:11,976
I don't know.
452
00:20:14,113 --> 00:20:16,024
I'll think about it.
453
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:18,594
Well, I didn't say it
would be easy, you know,
454
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:22,586
but nothing worthwhile
in life ever is.
455
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,502
Too fortune cookie?
456
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,503
Kind of.
457
00:20:27,527 --> 00:20:29,070
Yeah.
458
00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:31,807
Well, you know what I meant.
459
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,309
Good night.
460
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,510
Hey, Becker, is it all right
461
00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:37,513
if I tell you the truth
about something?
462
00:20:37,537 --> 00:20:39,803
Oh, do you...? Do you have to?
463
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,308
You know, um...
464
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,791
Sometimes I really appreciate
465
00:20:48,815 --> 00:20:51,114
having you to talk to.
466
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,531
Yeah, me too.
467
00:20:55,555 --> 00:20:59,490
So if there is anything I can
do to help you quit smoking...
468
00:21:02,327 --> 00:21:04,461
Almost anything.
469
00:21:05,464 --> 00:21:06,575
Well, thank you, but I think
470
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,677
I'm under control now.
471
00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,011
Night.
472
00:21:10,035 --> 00:21:12,169
Good night.
473
00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:35,871
Oh, God, this is so
much better than sex.
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