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No one around, huh?
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Not if you don't count me,
Sir. I assume you weren't.
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Levitt, that's not what I meant.
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Forgive me, sir. I wouldn't
Presume to put words in your mouth.
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I was inquiring as
To the disposition
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Of our fellow officers.
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Excellent choice of words, sir.
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Wojo and harris rushed
Over to a disturbance
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At an office on park.
They ask me to cover.
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And sergeant dietrich
Called. Said he'd be a little late.
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Thank you.
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How's mrs. Miller?
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Fine, thank you.
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And all the little millers?
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Hardly little any
More I'm afraid.
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They do grow
Up, don't they, sir?
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They certainly do.
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Certainly do.
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Of course, I'm only
Going by what I hear
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Not being blessed
With a brood of my own.
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Well, that's a pity.
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It's by choice, sir.
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I deny myself the love, the
Warmth, and companionship
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Of a family until I
Reach a higher rung
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Of my chosen profession.
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That's really not
Necessary, levitt.
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I mean, I was still in
Blues when I had my first.
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An accident of passion, sir?
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Morning.
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Good morning, dietrich.
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I'm sorry I'm late.
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That's okay.
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Uh, you're not gonna ask me why?
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If I felt that an
Explanation was necessary,
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I would ask for one.
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Yeah, but you always ask wojo.
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I think I'm entitled to
The same consideration.
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All right, why were you late?
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My alarm clock didn't go off.
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Wasn't worth the
Trouble, was it?
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Okay, mr. Kroner,
Just step inside.
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But I get to make that
Phone call now, right?
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Yes, you can call your lawyer.
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I want to call my mother.
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What do we got here?
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Uh, irwin kroner. He's an actor.
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Hit his agent in the
Head with a telephone.
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You might say he reached
Out and touched someone.
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The guy wouldn't
Take my phone calls.
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And then he
Wouldn't return them.
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He put me on hold, and then
He'd never got off the line.
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Well, that's
Provocative, I'll admit,
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But hardly justifies assault.
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Oh, look, I didn't
Mean to hit him.
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I only wanted him to phone this
Producer about a part for me.
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But he vacillated,
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So I insistently
Offered him the phone,
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And I-I chipped his... Tooth.
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I see.
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And cut his lip.
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Mm-hmm.
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And his eye.
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The, uh... Agent is
One harold lipkin.
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He's on his way to
Bellevue to get stitches.
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Then he's coming down
Here to press charges.
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All right. Right here.
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12th precinct.
Sergeant dietrich.
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You're lucky
Mr. Lipkin isn't a cop.
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He wouldn't take the call.
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All right, we'll be right there.
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Two guys in a beef in the park.
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Doesn't sound like much.
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Uh... Take levitt.
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Figures.
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Sergeant wojciehowicz
Will take your statement.
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Oh, I better not say any
More until I talk to my mom.
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Okay.
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We may have to put you on hold.
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Very good.
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Well, you look
Really familiar to me.
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Have I ever seen you act?
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Yeah, yeah.
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You probably have.
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I'm little corky carter.
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The kid actor?
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Star at 10, has-been at 11.
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What happened?
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Puberty.
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My voice changed,
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I grew a foot and
A half in a year,
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And hair came out on my arms.
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I was finished.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, yeah. Forget it.
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Well... You were really good.
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Thanks.
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Pardon me.
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Yes, ma'am. May I help you?
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I'm looking for
Sergeant arthur dietrich.
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He's, um... He's out on a call.
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But, um... I'm sergeant harris.
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How do you do?
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Apparently not as well
As arthur, but I manage.
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Can I be of help?
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Oh, this isn't police business.
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Oh, no, it's a,
Uh... Social call.
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I had a feeling.
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That's his desk,
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And he should be back
Soon, if you'd care to wait.
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Thank you.
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I'd like to freshen up.
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Is there a ladies' room?
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When there's a lady in it.
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Can I take your bags?
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Thank you.
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Sorry to put you
Through so much trouble.
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It's all right.
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- I'll get it.
- don't worry about it.
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Mr. Deluca?
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Hello, sergeant.
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Come on, not again.
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This time I'm arrested.
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What have we got here?
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You remember mr. Deluca,
Our good samaritan?
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Went to the aid of a lady in
Distress, got himself mugged?
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Ah, yes. Mr. Deluca,
Nice to see you again.
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A mr. Felch claimed he
Was sitting in the park
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Eating a hot dog when
Mr. Deluca attacked him.
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What?
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Well, he's mistaken
Because he was choking.
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Barney: where's felch?
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- dietrich?
- huh?
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Where's mr. Felch?
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Oh, he's got a couple
Of broken ribs.
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He's in emergency.
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You broke his ribs?
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Well, I used the
Heimlich maneuver.
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It's the only way
To save a choker.
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A quick jerk below the rib cage
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Forces air up
Through the windpipe
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And dislodges the obstruction.
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If I may show you...
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I'm familiar with the maneuver.
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That's it?
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Dietrich?
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Huh?
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That's the whole story?
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What?
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That mr. Deluca may
Have saved mr. Felch's life.
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Yeah.
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Broken ribs are always a risk
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When the heimlich
Maneuver is used.
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But most people
Prefer that to death.
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All right, we'll try
And straighten this out
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When mr. Felch gets here.
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In the meantime, make
Yourself at home.
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Thanks.
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Hello, arthur.
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Hello. Where'd you come from?
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I was in the neighborhood.
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What a coincidence. So was I.
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Oh, I find that embarrassing.
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I think it's kind of
Touching, myself.
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I'll bet he's got his eyes open.
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Well, uh... How nice
To see you after...
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Yeah, what? 14 years?
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14 years.
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It was the last weekend
Of the columbia riots.
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Yeah, weren't we
The activists, though?
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What a weekend.
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Yeah.
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We certainly were... Active.
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Uh, yeah.
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Uh, cynthia, this is
Sergeant wojciehowicz.
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Hi.
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Sergeant harris.
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We've met.
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Norman deluca.
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Kroner: irwin kroner.
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Formerly little corky carter.
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This is captain
Miller. Cynthia reese.
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Ms. Reese.
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Well, actually, it's
Mrs. Barrow now.
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Oh, right.
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I sent you a wedding invitation.
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I sent you a toaster.
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Old acquaintances, I take it.
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Uh-huh.
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Uh, our salad days.
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Arthur and I shared a
Room in a motel off campus.
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Oh.
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Yeah, well, it wasn't
Exactly a waldorf salad.
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We're all so surprised when
Arthur became a police man.
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At med school he was
Voted most likely to succeed.
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Kind of assumed that.
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I was just sure by now
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That you'd be in research
Doing wonderful things
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With parts of the human body.
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Well, in my own small way.
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Captain, would you
Care for a cup of coffee?
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That's tea.
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That's for sergeant harris.
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Try and stop him.
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Mrs. Barrow?
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Yes, that would be nice.
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Make it two... One
Black, one sugar,
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Black, no sugar.
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Correct.
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I'll bring it to your desk.
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Thanks. Come on, have a seat.
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Thank you.
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Oh, excuse me, I'm mrs. Kroner.
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Oh, you must be corky's mom.
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Where is he?
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He's behind you... In the cage.
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In the cage?
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Oh, my darling.
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Oh, how could you lock
Him up like an animal?
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A boy with his credits.
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Well, that's the rules.
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There's an older
Rule... The law of nature.
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You do not separate
A mother and her child.
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No, ma'am.
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Well, then either let
Him out or let me in.
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I cannot talk to him
Through those bars.
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I am not bette davis.
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Guess it won't hurt.
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Here we go.
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Thank you.
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I'll have clean cups
In a few minutes.
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So, after eddie
Graduated, we got married.
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He's an anesthesiologist now.
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Great.
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I, uh...
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I just wanted you to know
That I am very happily married.
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Perfect.
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And that coming up here
Today to see you today was...
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An impulse.
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For old time's sake.
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And I appreciate it.
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I just wouldn't want
You to misunderstand.
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Come on, we're two old friends.
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Ships that past in the night.
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Hands across the sea.
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How about lunch?
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Well, um...
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I wouldn't want to take
Up too much of your time.
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What, lunch?
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Quick drink, quick sandwich.
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I'd love it.
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All right.
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Oh.
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00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:12,341
No, you can leave the packages.
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Oh, okay.
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Uh, out to lunch.
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Have a good time.
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It's 12:35.
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Be back, uh... Sometime today.
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Or not.
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Do you remember when
You were 7 years old
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And you did that
Wonderful scene in jail,
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Where they took your big
Brother to the electric chair?
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Oh, how you cried.
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You were just marvelous.
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And the whole world
Cried when you cried.
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Ma, I cried after
The director told me
267
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,292
You got hit by a streetcar
268
00:13:03,316 --> 00:13:05,128
And that you died
In the ambulance
269
00:13:05,152 --> 00:13:06,429
On the way to the hospital
270
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,464
And I was never
Gonna see you again.
271
00:13:08,488 --> 00:13:09,932
Mm-hmm.
272
00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:11,756
Then he stuck me with a pin.
273
00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,771
Deluca: anyone for a refill?
274
00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:18,608
Uh, no, thank you.
275
00:13:18,632 --> 00:13:21,010
Captain, I couldn't
Help noticing
276
00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:23,278
That your plants
Seem to be dying.
277
00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:25,514
Oh?
278
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:28,483
If you like, I could
Talk to them for you.
279
00:13:28,507 --> 00:13:30,586
People say I have
A green tongue.
280
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:32,989
Barn?
281
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,391
There's a mr. Felch
Here about mr. Deluca.
282
00:13:35,415 --> 00:13:36,525
Oh, right.
283
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:39,461
Let me see if we can
Take care of this.
284
00:13:39,485 --> 00:13:40,997
Mr. Felch.
285
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,865
That's him! That's the guy!
286
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:44,634
All right, take it
Easy. Take it easy.
287
00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,135
I'm captain miller.
288
00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:48,537
I'd shake your hand, but
I got two cracked ribs.
289
00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,072
Well, I was trying to help.
290
00:13:50,096 --> 00:13:52,675
Yeah, trying to help
Yourself to my wallet.
291
00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:54,276
Mr. Felch, I think
292
00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:57,246
You may have misinterpreted
Mr. Deluca's actions.
293
00:13:57,270 --> 00:13:58,781
What's to misinterpret?
294
00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:00,382
I get something
Caught in my throat,
295
00:14:00,406 --> 00:14:02,685
Next thing I know,
This creep over here
296
00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,919
Has got a bear hug on me
297
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:05,787
And puts his fist
Through my stomach.
298
00:14:05,811 --> 00:14:07,189
That's the way it's done.
299
00:14:07,213 --> 00:14:10,793
Mr. Felch, have you ever
Heard of the heimlich maneuver?
300
00:14:10,817 --> 00:14:12,061
Sure.
301
00:14:12,085 --> 00:14:15,164
Krauts pulled it in '43.
302
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,766
The heimlich maneuver
303
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:19,902
Is a method of saving
A choking victim.
304
00:14:19,926 --> 00:14:22,672
Mr. Deluca saw that you
Were having difficulty...
305
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:25,740
Oh, come on, huh? Where
Do I sign the complaint?
306
00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:27,977
I assure you
Mr. Deluca was only...
307
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:30,212
Look, look, all I know
Is I'm in a lot of pain,
308
00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:31,680
And I want to get out of here.
309
00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:33,637
So can we get on
With this thing?
310
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:40,322
I'm afraid sergeant harris
Is gonna have to book you.
311
00:14:40,346 --> 00:14:43,915
I understand.
312
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,565
The man has a wooden leg!
313
00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:53,768
Have you seen it?
314
00:14:53,792 --> 00:14:55,326
Just have a seat, huh?
315
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,543
Hello, again.
316
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,045
Harold lipkin.
317
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,579
Ah, yes.
318
00:15:04,603 --> 00:15:06,048
The agent.
319
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,272
Over here. Have
A seat, mr. Lipkin.
320
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:13,555
Ingrate!
321
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,557
Ah!
322
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:19,828
I see you've got the
Right person behind bars.
323
00:15:19,852 --> 00:15:22,031
You've got a nerve
Talking like that.
324
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:25,367
You have lived off corky's
Flesh, blood, and talent
325
00:15:25,391 --> 00:15:28,971
Until all he's got
Left is his carcass.
326
00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:30,272
I'm not a carcass.
327
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:32,174
Oh, it's just a
Figure of speech.
328
00:15:32,198 --> 00:15:34,944
Well, then don't
Call me a carcass.
329
00:15:34,968 --> 00:15:38,881
Hemlock maneuver...
That's a good one.
330
00:15:38,905 --> 00:15:41,117
Who do you think
You're dealing with here?
331
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,785
Some yokel who
Just got off the farm?
332
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:45,787
Let me tell you something...
333
00:15:45,811 --> 00:15:47,923
I've spent 25
Years in this city,
334
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,992
And I know all about people.
335
00:15:50,016 --> 00:15:53,050
Nobody does nothing for
Nobody but themselves.
336
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,133
Yeah, you're right.
337
00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:58,968
I'm a little cynical.
338
00:15:58,992 --> 00:16:02,026
So excuse me for not
Believing in tinkerbell.
339
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,843
Let me get this straight.
340
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:10,980
You're saying that
You saw me in trouble,
341
00:16:11,004 --> 00:16:13,582
So you came over, for no reason,
342
00:16:13,606 --> 00:16:17,853
With nothing in it for
You, and saved my life.
343
00:16:17,877 --> 00:16:20,222
Yes.
344
00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:25,260
You're sick!
345
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:30,565
Mr. Felch.
346
00:16:30,589 --> 00:16:32,067
I don't believe him.
347
00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,368
Do you believe him?
348
00:16:33,392 --> 00:16:35,537
I believe him.
349
00:16:35,561 --> 00:16:37,561
Sign right here.
350
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,145
A man is walking in a park,
351
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,047
Minding his own business,
352
00:16:45,071 --> 00:16:47,849
When all of a
Sudden, for no reason,
353
00:16:47,873 --> 00:16:52,054
He decides to
Save someone's life.
354
00:16:52,078 --> 00:16:53,155
Right?
355
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,990
Right.
356
00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,126
Sign right here.
357
00:16:57,150 --> 00:17:00,562
Hey, don't rush me, all right?
358
00:17:00,586 --> 00:17:03,933
Mr. Felch, are you gonna
Sign the complaint or not?
359
00:17:03,957 --> 00:17:07,691
Maybe yes, maybe no.
360
00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:16,579
Mr. Felch... Ah, forget it.
361
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:19,281
I changed my mind.
362
00:17:19,305 --> 00:17:20,716
All right.
363
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,673
Come on, you're free to go.
364
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,816
What's happening to people?
365
00:17:35,789 --> 00:17:38,300
Come on, mr. Deluca,
You're free to go, too.
366
00:17:38,324 --> 00:17:41,804
If you're sure I can't be
Any more help up here.
367
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:47,810
Oh, mr. Deluca, just go home.
368
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:51,313
And, look, remember, there's
An old chinese proverb...
369
00:17:51,337 --> 00:17:55,350
Save a man's life, and
He'll never forgive you.
370
00:17:55,374 --> 00:17:58,921
That doesn't make sense.
371
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:01,546
Hey, I'm not chinese.
372
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,385
They're supposed
To be damn clever.
373
00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:14,303
Okay, mr. Lipkin, you
Gonna sign that or not?
374
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,805
I will not let you
Send my son to prison.
375
00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,841
I'd be doing him a favor!
376
00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:21,209
The environment would
Be an improvement.
377
00:18:21,233 --> 00:18:23,712
Oh, ho ho, kill a mother.
378
00:18:23,736 --> 00:18:26,715
When all else
Fails, kill a mother.
379
00:18:26,739 --> 00:18:29,217
Will you face it?!
380
00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,787
The only reason corky was a star
381
00:18:31,811 --> 00:18:33,722
Was because he was a cute kid!
382
00:18:33,746 --> 00:18:35,724
But he's no actor!
383
00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,593
Kids don't act!
384
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,695
They laugh, they cry,
Their noses run a little!
385
00:18:40,719 --> 00:18:41,764
Cute!
386
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:43,632
You know what I mean?
387
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,601
Don't listen to him.
Don't listen to him.
388
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,170
You are going to be a star
Just like you were before
389
00:18:48,194 --> 00:18:50,205
In spite of parasites like him.
390
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,908
Will you leave
Him alone already?!
391
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:54,910
Do you see what she does to him?
392
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:58,781
Shirley temple doesn't
Tap-dance anymore!
393
00:18:58,805 --> 00:19:00,382
She's an ambassador.
394
00:19:00,406 --> 00:19:02,918
Jackie cooper put
Away his lower lip.
395
00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:06,288
He's a captain in the
Navy, for god's sakes!
396
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,223
Mickey rooney is still a star.
397
00:19:08,247 --> 00:19:11,226
He's just lucky. He
Hasn't grown one inch.
398
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:13,361
You think I haven't
Tried to get him parts?
399
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:14,797
I've tried. I've tried.
400
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:17,933
Mr. Lipkin, do you want
To sign the complaint?
401
00:19:17,957 --> 00:19:20,369
No! I didn't come down
Here to put him in jail.
402
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:21,937
I came down to talk sense.
403
00:19:21,961 --> 00:19:23,739
Okay, then I can let him out?
404
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:27,776
Good. Let him out. Keep her.
405
00:19:27,800 --> 00:19:29,377
I can't do that, mr. Lipkin.
406
00:19:29,401 --> 00:19:30,946
She's not under arrest.
407
00:19:30,970 --> 00:19:33,882
Under arrest.
408
00:19:33,906 --> 00:19:38,020
I could be if I did
What I want to to you.
409
00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,321
Parasite!
410
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:41,624
Thank you. From you,
That's a compliment.
411
00:19:41,648 --> 00:19:44,559
- a compliment?!
- stage mother,
That's what you are...
412
00:19:44,583 --> 00:19:46,128
A stage mother to a grown man.
413
00:19:46,152 --> 00:19:49,131
Will you two shut up
Already, the both of you?!
414
00:19:49,155 --> 00:19:50,365
Now see what you've done?
415
00:19:50,389 --> 00:19:51,967
You've upset corky.
416
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:55,204
I'm not corky, ma! I'm irwin.
417
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:58,373
I'm not gonna be
A star again, ma.
418
00:19:58,397 --> 00:19:59,642
That's over.
419
00:19:59,666 --> 00:20:02,144
Oh, no, no. Now, don't
You talk like that.
420
00:20:02,168 --> 00:20:03,979
I'm not an actor.
421
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:05,881
I never wanted to be an actor.
422
00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,149
That's what you wanted.
423
00:20:07,173 --> 00:20:09,818
You were gorgeous!
424
00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:14,023
Ma, you never once asked
Me what I wanted to be,
425
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,557
Did you, ever once?
426
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:17,125
Ask me.
427
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:19,027
Ask you what?
428
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,896
Ask me what I want to be.
429
00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:24,933
What do you want to be?
430
00:20:24,957 --> 00:20:28,536
A truck driver... A real person!
431
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,573
I want to be the guy
That sits high in the cab
432
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:34,142
Of one of those
Big semis, you know?
433
00:20:34,166 --> 00:20:37,813
Roaring across the highways
And byways of america.
434
00:20:37,837 --> 00:20:39,181
I want to be in control
435
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:42,084
Of all that power
In my own two hands.
436
00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:47,122
I want to be in control
Of my own destiny, ma.
437
00:20:47,146 --> 00:20:50,859
I want to see real
People and real places.
438
00:20:50,883 --> 00:20:53,796
When I talk into a mike, ma,
439
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:56,798
I want it to be into one of
Them c.B. Radios, you know?
440
00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:59,434
Talking to my good buddy.
441
00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:03,694
Saying things I want to say,
Not what some hack wrote.
442
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:10,245
And, ma, what I
Want to say is...
443
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,981
To hell with show business!
444
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,751
Corky, you can't mean it.
445
00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:19,221
Irwin, I'm going to help you.
446
00:21:19,245 --> 00:21:20,655
You are?
447
00:21:20,679 --> 00:21:21,857
Yes. I've got a cousin
448
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:23,959
In the trucking
Business in jersey.
449
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:25,360
I'm gonna talk to him.
450
00:21:27,019 --> 00:21:28,863
He believed me,
Ma. You believed me.
451
00:21:28,887 --> 00:21:30,933
You see that? You
Believed me, mr. Lipkin.
452
00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:32,634
That was a good
Performance, huh?
453
00:21:32,658 --> 00:21:36,660
No. That's why I'm gonna get
You a job as a truck driver.
454
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:41,431
But I don't even have a
Driver's license, mr. Lipkin.
455
00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:51,787
I don't understand.
456
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,589
I thought that was pretty good.
457
00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:56,891
Had me going.
458
00:21:56,915 --> 00:22:00,228
You were marvelous.
459
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:03,198
Ma, he didn't believe me.
460
00:22:03,222 --> 00:22:06,634
I believed you.
461
00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:11,073
I will always believe in you.
462
00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:15,933
Ma... I don't want
To drive a truck.
463
00:22:18,870 --> 00:22:21,249
The lunch was marvelous...
464
00:22:21,273 --> 00:22:23,819
Impeccably prepared,
Beautifully served.
465
00:22:23,843 --> 00:22:26,254
Well, it's a very popular place.
466
00:22:26,278 --> 00:22:28,056
We were lucky we got stools.
467
00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:29,992
I loved it.
468
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,060
I will say, however,
469
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:34,662
I think the tour was
A little depressing.
470
00:22:34,686 --> 00:22:36,598
Well, I just thought
You might like
471
00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:38,600
To see the guts
Of a police station.
472
00:22:38,624 --> 00:22:39,968
Everybody should.
473
00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,937
The way things are going,
I think everybody will.
474
00:22:47,500 --> 00:22:50,212
Well, it's getting late.
475
00:22:50,236 --> 00:22:52,436
Only 4:15.
476
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,687
It was really lovely
To see you again, artie.
477
00:22:58,711 --> 00:23:02,157
Lovely is the word.
478
00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,660
We'll have to do
It again sometime.
479
00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,562
Yeah.
480
00:23:06,586 --> 00:23:08,018
Bye.
481
00:23:12,257 --> 00:23:13,602
Thanks.
482
00:23:13,626 --> 00:23:15,036
Take care of yourself.
483
00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:16,060
Yeah.
484
00:23:18,864 --> 00:23:21,176
May I give eddie your best?
485
00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,500
I think he's already got it.
486
00:23:37,884 --> 00:23:41,363
Uh... Sorry about
The long lunch.
487
00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,253
Yeah.
488
00:23:44,790 --> 00:23:46,056
Charming girl.
489
00:23:49,061 --> 00:23:51,061
Could have been.
490
00:23:54,900 --> 00:23:56,911
Look, I've always insisted
491
00:23:56,935 --> 00:23:59,848
On being the best
At whatever I did.
492
00:23:59,872 --> 00:24:03,852
I could have been a good doctor,
493
00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:06,721
But I knew I wouldn't be
The best doctor in the world.
494
00:24:06,745 --> 00:24:10,025
I could have been
A good lawyer...
495
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:11,860
Or a good husband,
496
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:14,362
But I knew I
Wouldn't be the best.
497
00:24:14,386 --> 00:24:17,120
That's why I became a cop.
498
00:24:22,595 --> 00:24:24,435
Well, present company excepted.
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