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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:07,774 --> 00:00:10,453 Can I help you? I'm captain miller. 2 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:12,389 Dr. Edmund danworth, 3 00:00:12,413 --> 00:00:15,592 Hudson center For stress studies. 4 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:18,261 I'm looking for a Sergeant arthur dietrich. 5 00:00:18,285 --> 00:00:21,364 That's me. What Can I do for you? 6 00:00:21,388 --> 00:00:23,566 Well, according To this, sergeant, 7 00:00:23,590 --> 00:00:26,569 You volunteered to Participate in p.O.S.A.P... 8 00:00:26,593 --> 00:00:29,705 Police officer stress Analysis program. 9 00:00:29,729 --> 00:00:32,508 You're a little Late, aren't you? 10 00:00:32,532 --> 00:00:34,444 I volunteered for That six months ago. 11 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:37,113 Yeah, well, I'm just coming Off a pretty messy divorce. 12 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:39,182 Oh. 13 00:00:39,206 --> 00:00:43,786 Well, in any case, I'm here, So if you're still interested, 14 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:46,589 Why don't we Just get on with it? 15 00:00:46,613 --> 00:00:48,658 Well, he's still Available for duty? 16 00:00:48,682 --> 00:00:49,893 That's the whole idea. 17 00:00:49,917 --> 00:00:51,127 Is it gonna take long? 18 00:00:51,151 --> 00:00:52,995 No. Five minutes. 19 00:00:53,019 --> 00:00:54,664 Yeah, I'm game. 20 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:57,901 All right. Set it up over There by the air shaft. 21 00:00:57,925 --> 00:00:59,402 Good. Lose the shirt. 22 00:00:59,426 --> 00:01:02,338 What... What have we got here? 23 00:01:02,362 --> 00:01:05,675 Oh, uh, this is Mrs. Wanda lamear. 24 00:01:05,699 --> 00:01:08,044 Um, captain miller. 25 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,880 These are for my nerves. 26 00:01:10,904 --> 00:01:12,582 A pleasure to meet you. 27 00:01:12,606 --> 00:01:14,750 What seems to be the problem? 28 00:01:14,774 --> 00:01:18,888 Well, mrs. Lamear would like To report an affair in progress. 29 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:21,257 It's my husband brent. 30 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:23,994 He's been sleeping around. 31 00:01:24,018 --> 00:01:26,262 It's really not his fault. 32 00:01:26,286 --> 00:01:28,598 I mean, for the past 25 years, 33 00:01:28,622 --> 00:01:31,267 Everything has been Wonderful between us. 34 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:35,671 Brent was always Loyal, caring... 35 00:01:35,695 --> 00:01:40,243 Always a surprise in bed. 36 00:01:40,267 --> 00:01:42,879 But that's before she moved in. 37 00:01:42,903 --> 00:01:44,547 She? 38 00:01:44,571 --> 00:01:47,651 That flashy blonde in the Building across from ours. 39 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:50,019 She's taken my husband. 40 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:52,255 Your husband's left you? 41 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:54,824 No. 42 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:58,194 But you have seen them together? 43 00:01:58,218 --> 00:02:01,064 Well, no. 44 00:02:01,088 --> 00:02:02,798 How do you know that... 45 00:02:02,822 --> 00:02:05,068 A woman knows these things. 46 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:08,904 Look, he always comes Home late after work, 47 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:12,209 Out of breath and Physically drained, 48 00:02:12,233 --> 00:02:14,077 If you know what I mean. 49 00:02:14,101 --> 00:02:16,712 I know that he's been with her. 50 00:02:16,736 --> 00:02:18,981 Mrs. Lamear, we sympathize, 51 00:02:19,005 --> 00:02:22,219 But exactly what Do you want us to do? 52 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:24,954 I want you to run that Woman out of town. 53 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,323 The police still Do that, don't they? 54 00:02:27,347 --> 00:02:30,960 We'll have to check. 55 00:02:30,984 --> 00:02:32,762 Barn, I'll take care of it. 56 00:02:32,786 --> 00:02:33,964 - thank you. - sure. 57 00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:35,131 Excuse me. 58 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,866 You want to take a Seat right there, please? 59 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,201 Dr. Danworth: is that Too tight, sergeant? 60 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:39,436 Dietrich: no, that's fine. 61 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,271 That's it? What's it do? 62 00:02:41,295 --> 00:02:42,538 This electronic sensor 63 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:45,007 That I strapped to Sergeant dietrich's chest 64 00:02:45,031 --> 00:02:47,009 Will record heart And nerve reactions, 65 00:02:47,033 --> 00:02:48,344 Pulse, blood pressure, 66 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:50,413 And any changes due to Stress and strain factors 67 00:02:50,437 --> 00:02:51,747 He might encounter. 68 00:02:51,771 --> 00:02:53,283 Yeah? 69 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:55,085 Um... 70 00:02:55,109 --> 00:02:59,890 All the data will be fed Into this terminal here 71 00:02:59,914 --> 00:03:02,825 So that I'll be able to monitor The sergeant's condition 72 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:05,462 Based on the information That comes up on the screen. 73 00:03:05,486 --> 00:03:06,696 Voilà. 74 00:03:06,720 --> 00:03:10,800 Blood pressure 120/76, pulse... 68. 75 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:12,935 You're perfectly normal. 76 00:03:12,959 --> 00:03:15,238 Can I get my lollipop now? 77 00:03:15,262 --> 00:03:16,906 Funny. 78 00:03:16,930 --> 00:03:18,874 What's it for? 79 00:03:18,898 --> 00:03:20,677 The basic intent of the program 80 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:22,279 Is to sample stress experienced 81 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:25,348 By a cross section of police Officers throughout the city. 82 00:03:25,372 --> 00:03:28,351 Hopefully, with all the Data we've accumulated, 83 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:31,754 We'll be able to pinpoint Problem areas in the field, 84 00:03:31,778 --> 00:03:34,324 Improve methods of Training and operation, 85 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:37,494 And basically enhance The health and well-being 86 00:03:37,518 --> 00:03:39,262 Of the entire department. 87 00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:40,830 Hey, what's all this stuff? 88 00:03:40,854 --> 00:03:42,765 Oy. 89 00:03:42,789 --> 00:03:44,267 You want to get that, wojo? 90 00:03:44,291 --> 00:03:47,002 Sure. 91 00:03:47,026 --> 00:03:49,805 Well, sergeant, if That's comfortable, 92 00:03:49,829 --> 00:03:53,776 You might as well just get Dressed and forget all about it. 93 00:03:53,800 --> 00:03:57,713 Forget about what? 94 00:03:57,737 --> 00:04:00,216 Barn, there's a Disturbance over at nyu. 95 00:04:00,240 --> 00:04:01,684 At the student center. 96 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,319 Who you on with? 97 00:04:03,343 --> 00:04:04,654 Harris. 98 00:04:04,678 --> 00:04:07,623 Uh, wanda's gone. I kicked her out. 99 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:08,725 Uh, gently. 100 00:04:08,749 --> 00:04:10,282 Okay, you two. 101 00:04:13,220 --> 00:04:16,166 Harris: thanks. 102 00:04:16,190 --> 00:04:17,833 Hey, wait a minute. 103 00:04:17,857 --> 00:04:19,737 Are you going out with that guy? 104 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:21,704 Yeah. 105 00:04:21,728 --> 00:04:24,174 What do you think I wired him for? 106 00:04:24,198 --> 00:04:25,863 I don't know. 107 00:04:30,970 --> 00:04:32,115 Who's wanda? 108 00:04:32,139 --> 00:04:34,872 Man, where have You been all morning? 109 00:06:04,464 --> 00:06:06,876 So, you've been a cop long? 110 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,045 Yeah, about eight years. 111 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:10,880 I'm a cardiologist. 112 00:06:10,904 --> 00:06:12,415 Yeah? 113 00:06:12,439 --> 00:06:14,818 You know, nobody forces Me to lug that stuff around. 114 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:16,853 I could have had my Own private practice, 115 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:18,822 But I figured, "Who Needs the headaches?" 116 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:20,356 Not us. 117 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,657 Right. 118 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:23,593 I mean, we're talking About 75 grand a year 119 00:06:23,617 --> 00:06:25,595 Just in malpractice insurance, 120 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:28,097 And that doesn't include Nurses, technicians, equipment, 121 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:31,667 An office uptown, greens fees. 122 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:33,702 But just you go trying Telling that to jill. 123 00:06:39,432 --> 00:06:43,812 Am I bothering you? 124 00:06:43,836 --> 00:06:45,336 That obvious, huh? 125 00:06:47,774 --> 00:06:49,052 Mr. Bondell, please. 126 00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,221 Just step inside here, please. 127 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:52,422 Don't you understand? 128 00:06:52,446 --> 00:06:54,858 We have become a society Of self-indulgent slobs, 129 00:06:54,882 --> 00:06:56,792 Only thinking about ourselves. 130 00:06:56,816 --> 00:06:58,727 Dietrich, did my tailor call? 131 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:00,229 Nope. 132 00:07:00,253 --> 00:07:04,533 Uh, excuse me. 133 00:07:04,557 --> 00:07:07,703 Barn, this is vincent bondell. 134 00:07:07,727 --> 00:07:12,675 He tore apart the xerox Booth over at nyu at career day. 135 00:07:12,699 --> 00:07:14,143 It was a travesty. 136 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,478 When we got there, 137 00:07:15,502 --> 00:07:19,182 Mr. Bondell had the company Recruiter in a headlock, 138 00:07:19,206 --> 00:07:22,685 Trying to get a Photocopy of his face. 139 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:25,454 It turned out pretty good, too. 140 00:07:25,478 --> 00:07:26,755 I couldn't take it anymore... 141 00:07:26,779 --> 00:07:28,691 Sitting there alone At my little card table, 142 00:07:28,715 --> 00:07:30,359 Watching all those Young, bright minds 143 00:07:30,383 --> 00:07:31,627 Falling all over each other, 144 00:07:31,651 --> 00:07:33,329 Signing up with all Those big corporations. 145 00:07:33,353 --> 00:07:34,864 I mean, all those Kids give a damn about 146 00:07:34,888 --> 00:07:36,933 Are high-starting salaries, Company cars, expense accounts, 147 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,334 Pleasant working conditions. 148 00:07:38,358 --> 00:07:40,503 I cannot compete with that! 149 00:07:40,527 --> 00:07:43,339 See, he's the recruiter For the peace corps. 150 00:07:43,363 --> 00:07:45,308 Ah. 151 00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:48,377 Apparently you people Have changed your methods. 152 00:07:48,401 --> 00:07:50,313 Sure, make jokes. 153 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:51,647 You don't know what it's like 154 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:53,382 Talking to these Students these days. 155 00:07:53,406 --> 00:07:55,718 What's it to them if a village In senegal needs a school 156 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:57,687 Or the crops in Honduras are failing 157 00:07:57,711 --> 00:08:00,656 Or babies in new guinea are Dropping like flies to malaria? 158 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:03,992 I spent six years in a mud hut, Sport, and I'm damn proud of it! 159 00:08:04,016 --> 00:08:06,862 I'm sure you are, mr. Bondell, But, unfortunately, 160 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:08,030 We have to book you. 161 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:09,332 Wojo. 162 00:08:09,356 --> 00:08:11,234 Yeah, come on. Over here. 163 00:08:12,892 --> 00:08:16,639 He's got a point. 164 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:19,508 Put it in the report. 165 00:08:19,532 --> 00:08:22,411 Barney, we got a disturbance In an apartment on west 13th. 166 00:08:22,435 --> 00:08:27,883 Grab a uniform. 167 00:08:27,907 --> 00:08:30,453 You going down to a Call? Yeah, it looks like it. 168 00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:32,555 Well, I guess I'll just sit Here and keep an eye on you. 169 00:08:32,579 --> 00:08:34,290 Okay. 170 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:36,792 Excuse me. 171 00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:38,294 Are you married? 172 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:41,897 Uh, yes, happily. 173 00:08:41,921 --> 00:08:43,288 Good for you. 174 00:08:45,458 --> 00:08:47,803 You know, sergeant, back in '68, 175 00:08:47,827 --> 00:08:49,638 When I joined the peace corps, 176 00:08:49,662 --> 00:08:52,608 We were young, idealistic. 177 00:08:52,632 --> 00:08:53,909 We couldn't wait To get out there 178 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:57,480 And change the world And make it better. 179 00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:59,115 Yeah, I remember that. 180 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:01,317 I'm going to put You in the cage now. 181 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:03,986 Mm. 182 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:08,224 I mean, I'll never forget Those first four years in kenya, 183 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,125 Working 18 hours a day, 184 00:09:10,149 --> 00:09:12,895 Breaking my back With a pick and shovel, 185 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:14,863 Laying pipe for an Irrigation project 186 00:09:14,887 --> 00:09:16,966 That had ultimately brought hope 187 00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:20,703 And self-sufficiency To an entire region. 188 00:09:20,727 --> 00:09:23,639 - that's great. - sure is. 189 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:25,963 Uh, but you want To step in there? 190 00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:34,372 So where were you in '68? 191 00:09:35,942 --> 00:09:37,253 Vietnam. 192 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:38,909 Ah, sure, easy. 193 00:09:42,949 --> 00:09:46,629 Hey, look what The cat dragged in. 194 00:09:46,653 --> 00:09:48,264 Inspector luger. 195 00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,965 How you doing, har? 196 00:09:49,989 --> 00:09:51,801 Written any good books lately? 197 00:09:51,825 --> 00:09:54,102 No. 198 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:56,305 Keep up the good work. 199 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:58,341 Inspector. 200 00:09:58,365 --> 00:09:59,642 - hey. - what's up? 201 00:09:59,666 --> 00:10:01,710 Over there just chewing The fat with harris. 202 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,979 - hi, wojo. - wojo: inspector. 203 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:07,050 Ooh, what's with captain video? 204 00:10:07,074 --> 00:10:10,719 This is dr. Danworth. Inspector luger. 205 00:10:10,743 --> 00:10:11,821 Inspector. 206 00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:14,590 What's up, doc? 207 00:10:14,614 --> 00:10:17,827 You tracking some Enemy submarines, huh? 208 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:19,795 - no, I'm not. - no, huh? 209 00:10:19,819 --> 00:10:22,498 Well, keep up the Good work, danny. 210 00:10:22,522 --> 00:10:26,034 Can I see you in The office, barn? 211 00:10:26,058 --> 00:10:28,604 Did I hear them say That you're a doctor? 212 00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,005 Yes, you did. 213 00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:33,042 Did you know that the peace Corps is in desperate need 214 00:10:33,066 --> 00:10:35,344 Of experienced Physicians just like you? 215 00:10:35,368 --> 00:10:36,579 Oh, yeah? 216 00:10:36,603 --> 00:10:37,946 Just think about it... 217 00:10:37,970 --> 00:10:39,782 Bringing the gift of Life to some remote, 218 00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:43,086 Impoverished corner of the World, starting your own clinic, 219 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,121 Setting up programs On disease control 220 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,422 And health administration. 221 00:10:46,446 --> 00:10:47,956 A simple two-year commitment 222 00:10:47,980 --> 00:10:49,758 Will bring you a lifetime Of cherished memories 223 00:10:49,782 --> 00:10:52,761 And personal satisfaction. 224 00:10:52,785 --> 00:10:56,999 How's the money? 225 00:10:57,023 --> 00:10:59,502 Nice talking to you. 226 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:04,106 So, uh, so, anyway, barn, in The past couple of weeks, 227 00:11:04,130 --> 00:11:07,410 I managed to see A little daylight 228 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:10,212 In my otherwise Very busy schedule. 229 00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:14,883 So I took a few minutes to read Over a couple of these letters 230 00:11:14,907 --> 00:11:16,919 That you hacked out. 231 00:11:16,943 --> 00:11:19,622 I think that you're Referring to those I wrote 232 00:11:19,646 --> 00:11:21,790 To your prospective Mail-order brides. 233 00:11:21,814 --> 00:11:24,126 Exactly, barn. 234 00:11:24,150 --> 00:11:26,194 And? 235 00:11:26,218 --> 00:11:27,830 They're from hunger, barney. 236 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:28,997 Huh? 237 00:11:29,021 --> 00:11:31,200 They're for the Birds. I mean it. 238 00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:33,602 I mean, they look Very nice, huh? 239 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:37,840 There's no strikeovers, The margins are nice and neat, 240 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:39,542 But they read 241 00:11:39,566 --> 00:11:43,112 Like I'm some kind of a Wet mop or something. 242 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:44,680 I don't think so. 243 00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:47,716 No, let me refresh Your memory here. 244 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,852 Oh, yeah, yeah. 245 00:11:49,876 --> 00:11:51,921 "Dear mi ling, 246 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,189 "I saw your picture In the magazine, 247 00:11:54,213 --> 00:11:56,792 And I felt compelled To write to you." 248 00:11:56,816 --> 00:11:59,762 Well, that's okay... Romantic. 249 00:11:59,786 --> 00:12:00,863 Thank you. 250 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:02,965 But here's the problem, barney. 251 00:12:02,989 --> 00:12:04,500 Get a load of this slop. 252 00:12:04,524 --> 00:12:07,136 "Although I live In a bustling city, 253 00:12:07,160 --> 00:12:10,105 "I prefer the simple Things in life... 254 00:12:10,129 --> 00:12:14,176 "A walk in the park, a Chat with old friends, 255 00:12:14,200 --> 00:12:17,079 Quiet evenings at home." 256 00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:20,783 It sounds like I barely Made it through the letter. 257 00:12:20,807 --> 00:12:22,851 Inspector, what did You expect me to write? 258 00:12:22,875 --> 00:12:24,219 I don't know, barney. 259 00:12:24,243 --> 00:12:25,788 Maybe something like, 260 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:28,857 "I enjoy going out to a Ballgame occasionally. 261 00:12:28,881 --> 00:12:31,927 I like to catch a broadway Show now and then." 262 00:12:31,951 --> 00:12:36,732 You know, dining and dancing Into the dawn, hang gliding. 263 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,734 You don't do any Of those things. 264 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,937 I saw "Pal joey" once. 265 00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:45,107 Inspector, I didn't want to Write those letters, but I did. 266 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:46,875 But if I was gonna write them, 267 00:12:46,899 --> 00:12:48,811 I decided I was Gonna picture you 268 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:50,913 As accurately and Honestly as possible. 269 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,314 Like boring, huh? 270 00:12:52,338 --> 00:12:53,983 I never said that. 271 00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:55,184 Yes. 272 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:57,820 Captain, I think you Better look at this. 273 00:12:57,844 --> 00:12:59,555 Excuse me, inspector. 274 00:12:59,579 --> 00:13:02,925 It's okay, barn. I'll Just sit here quietly. 275 00:13:02,949 --> 00:13:05,161 Barney: what's going on? 276 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:07,964 Well, we don't know, But a few minutes ago, 277 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:11,833 It started going Crazy, so... Doctor? 278 00:13:11,857 --> 00:13:14,103 Actually, I have seen This pattern once before... 279 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,571 In the south bronx. 280 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,739 A rapid rise in systolic Blood pressure, 281 00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:20,343 Accelerated heartbeat, Erratic nerve functions. 282 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:23,279 My guess is that your Man's under hostile fire. 283 00:13:23,303 --> 00:13:25,114 - what? - he's being shot at. 284 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,448 I know what it means! 285 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:27,984 Barn, I'll call dispatch. 286 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,218 Yeah. 287 00:13:29,242 --> 00:13:31,753 Look, are you sure It's not just your... 288 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,624 I'm sorry. 289 00:13:59,906 --> 00:14:02,451 Yeah, right. Okay. 290 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,954 Just... Just keep Me posted, will you? 291 00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,622 Right. 292 00:14:06,646 --> 00:14:08,891 What do the boys at Dispatch have to say? 293 00:14:08,915 --> 00:14:10,392 They don't know What's going on, either. 294 00:14:10,416 --> 00:14:11,760 They had reports of people 295 00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,929 Running out of the Building screaming, 296 00:14:13,953 --> 00:14:16,532 Windows being blown Out of the fifth floor. 297 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,400 Somebody even Reported shots fired. 298 00:14:18,424 --> 00:14:20,836 Somebody called the bomb squad. 299 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,037 Wonderful. 300 00:14:22,061 --> 00:14:24,573 No word from wojo Or harris, either? 301 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:25,841 Nothing. 302 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,343 - captain... - yeah? 303 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,878 I tested out the terminal Inputs and calibration. 304 00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:31,947 It all checks out. I'm sorry. 305 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,515 It's not the machine. 306 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,785 Wait. Are you trying to Tell us that d.D. Is dead? 307 00:14:36,809 --> 00:14:39,355 Maybe it's that stupid thing You strapped on his chest. 308 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:40,923 Maybe he took it off. 309 00:14:40,947 --> 00:14:43,225 Maybe it fell off. 310 00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:46,350 Yeah, it's... That's Probably it. 311 00:14:52,958 --> 00:14:55,126 - I tried that. - oh, did you? 312 00:14:58,097 --> 00:15:00,842 Did you try that? 313 00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:02,110 Excuse me. 314 00:15:02,134 --> 00:15:04,246 Uh, yeah, kogan, uh, Hold on a second. 315 00:15:04,270 --> 00:15:05,581 Yes? 316 00:15:05,605 --> 00:15:08,049 William jessup, new york District supervisor, action. 317 00:15:08,073 --> 00:15:09,618 What? 318 00:15:09,642 --> 00:15:11,720 We're the federal agency That oversees our government's 319 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,323 Various voluntary-services Programs, 320 00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,959 Of which the peace Corps is a very small part. 321 00:15:16,983 --> 00:15:19,461 Oh, you're looking for Bondell. He's right there. 322 00:15:19,485 --> 00:15:21,897 Kogan, I'm trying to find out What happened to dietrich. 323 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,565 What exactly did mr. Bondell do? 324 00:15:23,589 --> 00:15:25,234 I was making a point. 325 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:27,236 He assaulted a Corporate recruiter 326 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,538 And busted up a lot Of company property. 327 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:31,507 You happen to have a Couple of extra uniforms 328 00:15:31,531 --> 00:15:32,575 Laying around down there? 329 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:33,742 But why was I called? 330 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:35,044 He's your boy, isn't he? 331 00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:37,179 Technically, yes, but The point is, captain... 332 00:15:37,203 --> 00:15:39,948 I know half the precinct Is down there! I sent them! 333 00:15:39,972 --> 00:15:42,751 The point is, captain, the Peace corps does function 334 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:44,820 As a wholly autonomous Branch of action. 335 00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:46,154 Hold on a second. 336 00:15:46,178 --> 00:15:48,524 In fact, you really should Have called their office. 337 00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:51,760 I am their office. 338 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,284 I'll talk to him. 339 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,698 Inside, ladies. 340 00:15:56,722 --> 00:15:57,899 I really don't know What's going on. 341 00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:00,469 - tramp. - she keeps saying that. 342 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,037 Levitt, what are you doing here? 343 00:16:02,061 --> 00:16:04,540 Back on duty, sir. I went Out with sergeant dietrich. 344 00:16:04,564 --> 00:16:06,007 Dietrich. What happened? 345 00:16:06,031 --> 00:16:07,643 What happened to dietrich?! 346 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,346 He's fine, sir. He's downstairs Changing his clothes. 347 00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,569 What? 348 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:18,520 If you'll just step inside, 349 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:20,356 We'll get this all Straightened out for you. 350 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:21,357 Well, I hope so. 351 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:24,460 Brent. 352 00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:26,127 Wanda. 353 00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,863 Darling, what's going on? 354 00:16:27,887 --> 00:16:30,366 That's what I want to Know. What is going on here? 355 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:32,067 - hello, people. - sergeant dietrich. 356 00:16:32,091 --> 00:16:33,769 I think you better Wring this out. 357 00:16:33,793 --> 00:16:35,171 - captain. - what happened? 358 00:16:35,195 --> 00:16:37,573 Uh, everybody know everybody? 359 00:16:37,597 --> 00:16:40,509 - no. - ha! 360 00:16:40,533 --> 00:16:41,743 What happened? 361 00:16:41,767 --> 00:16:43,579 We got to ms. Swallock's Apartment, and... 362 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:46,482 That's our flashy blonde here. 363 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:49,351 Mrs. Lamear was chasing ms. Swallock around the apartment, 364 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,486 Blasting everything in sight 365 00:16:50,510 --> 00:16:52,254 With one of those High-pressure fire hoses 366 00:16:52,278 --> 00:16:53,556 You get in the hallway. 367 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:56,892 Wanda, that's so unlike you. 368 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,094 Sorry. 369 00:16:58,118 --> 00:17:00,396 I didn't mean to cool Off your girlfriend. 370 00:17:00,420 --> 00:17:03,499 Who are these people? Huh? 371 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,066 Anyway, sir, sergeant dietrich 372 00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:06,835 Finally wrested The hose in question 373 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:08,004 Away from mrs. Lamear. 374 00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,705 But not before being Blown backwards 375 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:12,641 Over a barcalounger by The intensity of the spray. 376 00:17:12,665 --> 00:17:16,045 I wasn't aiming for him. Those Things are very hard to hold. 377 00:17:16,069 --> 00:17:18,247 Don't worry about it. 378 00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,282 It was the funniest Thing I have ever seen. 379 00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:23,285 I was dying. 380 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,553 Really? 381 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,888 How about that? 382 00:17:26,912 --> 00:17:30,692 Well, anyway, barn, when Harris and I got there, 383 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,028 The women were Already in dry clothes 384 00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,030 And dietrich was Leading them out, 385 00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:39,235 So... So we went over To pick up mr. Lamear. 386 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:42,071 Hello. 387 00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:45,096 You could have at least Called, told me he was okay. 388 00:17:48,168 --> 00:17:50,212 I guess I was Supposed to do that. 389 00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:51,680 I'm sorry. 390 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:53,349 All right, let's get Some statements. 391 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,116 Harris, you want to Take care of the lamears? 392 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:56,952 Ms. Swallock, if you'll Have a seat over... 393 00:17:56,976 --> 00:17:58,354 Why am I under arrest? 394 00:17:58,378 --> 00:17:59,855 No, you're not under arrest. 395 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,857 I mean, all I did was Answer my door, 396 00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,124 And the next thing I know, 397 00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,728 That woman is trying To drown me with a hose. 398 00:18:05,752 --> 00:18:08,397 And she's blowing Out all my windows 399 00:18:08,421 --> 00:18:11,800 And calling me filthy names And pinning me under the couch. 400 00:18:11,824 --> 00:18:15,003 I mean, I don't even Know these people. 401 00:18:15,027 --> 00:18:17,639 Unfortunately, mrs. Lamear Is under the impression 402 00:18:17,663 --> 00:18:22,978 That you've been having An affair with her husband. 403 00:18:23,002 --> 00:18:24,880 Him? 404 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,304 Me? 405 00:18:29,875 --> 00:18:32,810 I could be wrong. 406 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:35,724 I hope you realize, bondell, 407 00:18:35,748 --> 00:18:37,759 Your little tantrum Couldn't have happened 408 00:18:37,783 --> 00:18:38,928 At a worse time for me. 409 00:18:38,952 --> 00:18:40,629 The peace corps needs people. 410 00:18:40,653 --> 00:18:42,597 That may be, but at the moment, 411 00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,900 I'm up to my ears Trying to save vista, 412 00:18:44,924 --> 00:18:49,071 The university year for action, Foster grandparents program. 413 00:18:49,095 --> 00:18:50,339 So? 414 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:52,774 So stockman wants My hide, bondell, 415 00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:54,810 And this doesn't help matters. 416 00:18:57,036 --> 00:18:58,680 - excuse me. - yes? 417 00:18:58,704 --> 00:19:02,151 I'd just like to emphasize That mr. Bondell's action 418 00:19:02,175 --> 00:19:05,154 In no way reflects The actions of action, 419 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:08,457 Nor any of our other Fine voluntary programs, 420 00:19:08,481 --> 00:19:12,094 Which are all presently Biting the big one. 421 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,096 Well, I appreciate That, mr. Jessup, 422 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,731 But there are some charges Outstanding against... 423 00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:17,966 Wojo: barn. 424 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,001 Uh, I talked to the recruiter. 425 00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:23,639 He said that they'd be willing To drop the assault charge. 426 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:26,942 What they care about is Compensation for the display. 427 00:19:26,966 --> 00:19:28,911 And how much would that be? 428 00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:31,080 About $300. 429 00:19:31,104 --> 00:19:32,581 $300. 430 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,107 We'll try to scrape that up. 431 00:19:40,045 --> 00:19:42,191 Thanks. 432 00:19:42,215 --> 00:19:43,892 You know, bondell, 433 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:48,697 $300 would have fed a Family of 12 in guatemala 434 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:52,767 For six months. 435 00:19:52,791 --> 00:19:55,870 God... That's right. 436 00:19:55,894 --> 00:20:00,575 Nice guy. 437 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:04,146 Frankly, wanda, I'm confused. 438 00:20:04,170 --> 00:20:07,382 I mean, whatever made you think I was running around with her? 439 00:20:07,406 --> 00:20:10,552 Oh, I could see the way She was coming on to you. 440 00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:12,821 - how? - well, it was so obvious. 441 00:20:12,845 --> 00:20:15,957 Always prancing around Her apartment naked, 442 00:20:15,981 --> 00:20:19,494 Wiggling her young body In front of the window, 443 00:20:19,518 --> 00:20:22,898 Trying to entice You, arouse you. 444 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,967 I was vacuuming. 445 00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:28,870 I mean, I always Houseclean in the nude. 446 00:20:28,894 --> 00:20:32,607 It helps me on my diet. 447 00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:35,711 I mean, I swear, I had no idea. 448 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:40,014 Then what's... What's Wrong between us? 449 00:20:40,038 --> 00:20:41,350 Nothing. 450 00:20:41,374 --> 00:20:43,685 Oh, you never come Home for dinner anymore, 451 00:20:43,709 --> 00:20:46,588 We hardly say one Word to each other, 452 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:48,657 And when it's time to go to bed, 453 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,892 You just roll over And go to sleep. 454 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,794 You never used to do that. 455 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:55,064 - wanda... - is it me? 456 00:20:55,088 --> 00:20:56,798 Of course not, darling. 457 00:20:56,822 --> 00:20:59,834 It's... It's just that Lately I've been... 458 00:20:59,858 --> 00:21:02,003 I've been plagued by Some business setbacks, 459 00:21:02,027 --> 00:21:03,838 And I didn't want to Burden you with them. 460 00:21:03,862 --> 00:21:04,839 Oh. 461 00:21:04,863 --> 00:21:06,808 You see, I'm a realtor. 462 00:21:06,832 --> 00:21:08,910 Oh, I'm sorry. 463 00:21:08,934 --> 00:21:12,214 Brent, you should have told me. 464 00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:14,916 I thought I was losing you. 465 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,751 Wanda. 466 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:18,587 Brent. 467 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:20,511 Aw. 468 00:21:23,682 --> 00:21:25,827 Captain... 469 00:21:25,851 --> 00:21:28,497 I, uh, guess I better be heading Back to the stress center. 470 00:21:28,521 --> 00:21:31,733 They're gonna be Fascinated by your findings. 471 00:21:31,757 --> 00:21:33,868 Sure. 472 00:21:33,892 --> 00:21:35,771 Uh, anyway, I just Wanted to apologize 473 00:21:35,795 --> 00:21:37,872 For making things kind Of hectic around here. 474 00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:40,409 It sort of defeated the Whole purpose of the program, 475 00:21:40,433 --> 00:21:41,643 Doesn't it? 476 00:21:41,667 --> 00:21:44,446 Goodbye, doctor. 477 00:21:44,470 --> 00:21:45,669 Right. 478 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:58,827 Sergeant dietrich... Thanks for everything. 479 00:21:58,851 --> 00:22:00,362 Doc. 480 00:22:00,386 --> 00:22:02,586 Let's do it again real soon. 481 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:09,104 Hey, d.D.! 482 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,839 I.L. 483 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:15,110 You little scamp, you... Running off like that. 484 00:22:15,134 --> 00:22:16,811 You didn't fool us for a minute. 485 00:22:16,835 --> 00:22:19,281 We knew all the time he'd be All right, didn't we, barney? 486 00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:20,582 Absolutely. 487 00:22:20,606 --> 00:22:21,783 Yeah. 488 00:22:21,807 --> 00:22:24,386 I was just talking To levine downstairs. 489 00:22:24,410 --> 00:22:27,056 Told me this whole Hunga-bunga all started up 490 00:22:27,080 --> 00:22:29,991 Because of some wacko Broad squirting a hose. 491 00:22:30,015 --> 00:22:31,293 What? 492 00:22:31,317 --> 00:22:33,429 Sir, that wacko broad You're referring to 493 00:22:33,453 --> 00:22:35,064 Happens to be the woman I love. 494 00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:36,598 Brent. 495 00:22:36,622 --> 00:22:40,168 Oh, he is so wonderful. 496 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:43,839 Back off, sister! 497 00:22:43,863 --> 00:22:47,709 Anyway, d.D., now that I got You back all safe and sound, 498 00:22:47,733 --> 00:22:49,478 None the worse for wear, 499 00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:51,580 I think I'll toddle on Back downtown, barney. 500 00:22:51,604 --> 00:22:52,747 Okay. 501 00:22:52,771 --> 00:22:56,785 Thank you for your, Uh, support, inspector. 502 00:22:56,809 --> 00:23:02,457 Listen, barney, for you, Anything at anytime, huh? 503 00:23:02,481 --> 00:23:05,494 Incidentally, barney, those Letters you wrote for me... 504 00:23:05,518 --> 00:23:06,761 Yeah? 505 00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:08,563 I left them on your desk. 506 00:23:08,587 --> 00:23:09,898 Oh. 507 00:23:09,922 --> 00:23:14,670 The first chance you Get, punch 'em up, hmm? 508 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:17,060 Aloha, barney. 509 00:23:22,000 --> 00:23:23,378 Barney: yeah? 510 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:25,046 - captain? - mm-hmm? 511 00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,881 I just thought I'd Bring you up-to-date 512 00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:28,650 On our little love Triangle out there. 513 00:23:28,674 --> 00:23:29,784 Oh? 514 00:23:29,808 --> 00:23:31,786 Mr. Lamear said he'd Pay for the damages 515 00:23:31,810 --> 00:23:33,588 Done to ms. Swallock's apartment, 516 00:23:33,612 --> 00:23:35,124 So she decided to drop charges. 517 00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:37,692 - fine. - so you want to cut Wanda loose again? 518 00:23:37,716 --> 00:23:40,829 Yeah, sure. 519 00:23:40,853 --> 00:23:42,497 Anything else? 520 00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:44,566 Yeah, I just wanted to tell you 521 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:47,236 How much I appreciate Your concern for me. 522 00:23:47,260 --> 00:23:49,104 Well... 523 00:23:49,128 --> 00:23:51,973 Harris and wojo told me That my passing away like that 524 00:23:51,997 --> 00:23:53,408 Really threw you for a loop. 525 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:57,879 Uh... Yeah, it did. 526 00:23:57,903 --> 00:24:00,415 Well, it made me Feel pretty good. 527 00:24:00,439 --> 00:24:02,718 Good. 528 00:24:02,742 --> 00:24:04,018 Coming out of that building 529 00:24:04,042 --> 00:24:06,488 And seeing all those Patrol cars you sent over 530 00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:08,790 And the uniforms swarming All over the street, 531 00:24:08,814 --> 00:24:11,527 The area roped off like that... 532 00:24:11,551 --> 00:24:13,162 I really appreciate it. 533 00:24:13,186 --> 00:24:14,563 Fine. Forget it. 534 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:16,565 The bomb squad was a nice touch. 535 00:24:16,589 --> 00:24:19,000 I didn't send them. 536 00:24:19,024 --> 00:24:21,236 Too busy writing The eulogy, huh? 537 00:24:21,260 --> 00:24:22,893 Get out. 37714

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