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Morning, dietrich.
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Hey, carl, how you feeling?
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Oh, everything's going okay...
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Except the cold weather
Gives me an occasional twinge.
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Hey, guess what the
Name of that bone is.
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The humerus.
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Right.
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What a guess.
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Levitt?
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Morning, sir.
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What are you doing here?
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Oh, just trying to do my bit.
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Levitt, I admire
Your dedication,
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But you were injured
In the line of duty,
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And you're not due back
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Until the department
Doctor says so.
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The doctor said
It was up to me, sir.
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I told him I preferred
To stay on the line
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With you and the
Rest of my buddies.
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That's very...
Warm of you, levitt.
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Thank you, sir.
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Sir.
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Hi, barney.
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Harris.
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I am really sorry.
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I, uh...
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I stopped off at
This art gallery.
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Barn, I had to pick
This up or lose it.
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Harris, we're gonna have
To talk about priorities.
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You're absolutely right, barn.
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I'm really sorry.
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And I would like to
Take just this one minute
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To apologize to
Everyone who's here.
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All right, harris.
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Barn, it'll never happen
Again. All right, all right.
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Barney, if you could
Spare just one more minute
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I... I'd really like
You to see this.
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All right.
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Wait, wait. Don't
Look. Don't look.
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If you're gonna look at this...
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You've got to
See it in exactly...
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The right light.
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It's interesting.
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Isn't it?
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What is it?
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It's a catt.
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Where's the head,
The tail, and the body?
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That's the artist's
Name... Andrew catt.
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He just signs himself
"A. Catt"... Double "T."
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This print is called,
Simply, "Opus 64."
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But what is it?
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It's an opus 64.
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You remember what
Nietzsche said, carl.
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"Art has no need of certainty."
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The artist may have felt
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That the cat had
Been there and gone.
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A cat has nothing to do with it.
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That's just the artist's name.
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Yeah, I heard you.
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I was just thinking that, uh...
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Could have been a self-portrait
Of a. Catt, the artist...
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After he'd been there and gone.
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Barney, what do you think?
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Well, uh...
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Honestly, I'm not
Much of a connoisseur,
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And I'm not at all familiar
With the works of andrew catt.
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Well, I wasn't, either.
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It just, uh... Caught my eye.
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Of course, the dealer did say
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That if I bought an
Andrew catt today,
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I could double my
Money tomorrow.
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He's that new?
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No, no, no. He's that old.
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88, to be exact. He had
A coronary last night.
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They say he doesn't
Stand a chance.
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I see.
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If he dies, his works will
Be that much more valuable.
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Probably.
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Good luck.
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Thanks.
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All right, we'll send
Somebody there right away.
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Captain, domestic
Quarrel, husband and wife.
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Violent consummation,
Assault and battery.
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Harris.
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Sir.
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You and dietrich.
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Get right on it.
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You know, you may
Have something.
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A collector could
Make a good thing
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Checking the obituaries
For dead artists
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And buying up all their stuff.
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Could be.
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I remember there
Was an artist in the '60s,
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Guy named schroeder.
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Work used to go for
Peanuts. He died in '76.
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Yeah?
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What's, uh... What's a
Schroeder worth now?
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Peanuts. Then
Why'd you bring it up?
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Just seemed apropos.
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Look, man, I am a
Collector, not a vulture.
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I bought this picture
Because I like this picture.
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And if this old geezer lives,
Then that's just his damn luck.
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Okay.
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Right over here, mr. Koepeknie.
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I've got nothing to say.
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Well, that's your privilege.
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But we're gonna
Need some information.
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I just want to die.
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Sit down and
Relax, mr. Koepeknie.
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Breaking a window's
Not a capital offense.
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What the hell was that?
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What?
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That noise that you...
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You been in here
Before, mr. Koepeknie?
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Yeah.
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About, uh... Five years ago?
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Yeah.
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You thought you were a werewolf.
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Yeah.
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We sent you to bellevue, yeah?
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- yeah.
- so...
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So they cured me. I'm
Not a werewolf anymore.
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Then what was that little growl?
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The demon.
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What demon?
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I'm possessed!
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Wojo, really!
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Yeah, yeah, I know,
Barn, but, listen,
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I was window-shopping at
Siegels department store,
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And mr. Koepeknie here threw a
Garbage can through the window.
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You remember mr. Koepeknie?
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He looks familiar.
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Yeah, stefan koepeknie.
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Stefan... Right. What, uh...
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About five years ago.
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He, uh... Thought
He was a werewolf.
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Now he says he's
Possessed by a demon.
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It's true.
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I am.
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- harris.
- barney.
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Something going down?
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Something coming up.
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Don't rush me.
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Mrs. Griswold.
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Captain miller.
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This is our battered wife?
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It's a battered
Husband this time.
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I'm not hurt, captain.
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It's these tight jeans.
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If you pardon my asking,
What are you wearing them for?
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To please roy. He
Gave them to me.
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You don't think I'd buy
These for myself, do you?
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Roy griswold is on his way
Down to sign a complaint.
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He needed a few stitches.
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I put a dent in his fat
Head with my coffee mug.
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It said "Cynthia" on it.
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Oh?
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My name is norma.
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Cynthia's his first wife.
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He's always comparing
Us, talking about her.
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He even put a picture
Of her in our bedroom.
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She was wearing tight jeans.
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She had the figure for it, too.
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So did I when I was 12.
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That coffee mug this morning...
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That was the last straw.
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I asked him to buy me one.
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He puts her name on it.
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Oh, god.
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I can't even pace
Angry in these!
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Harris, you should
Have let her change.
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But she insisted that you
See what provoked the attack.
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Mrs. Griswold, I'm afraid
There is no such thing
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As justifiable assault.
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You don't know roy.
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Well, that'll be up
To a judge to decide.
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Sergeant harris is
Gonna have to book you.
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It was worth it.
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Won't you sit down?
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You've got to be kidding.
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Uh... Mrs. Griswold can stand.
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Stitch in time...
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Mrs. Griswold,
Would you like to, uh...
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Why don't... Just stand
Right over here, please?
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Thank you.
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Getting it all down, barn.
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Was that a growl?
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Yeah.
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Uh, mr. Koepeknie? This
Is sergeant dietrich.
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He believes he's possessed.
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How come?
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I fell asleep in the
Subway last night.
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I was alone in the car.
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You're lucky.
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And then, suddenly
I smelled sulphur.
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And then I realized I
Wasn't alone in the car.
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Someone was sitting next to me.
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Malevolent eyes,
Foul smelling...
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Evil incarnate.
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There's a lot of people
Like that on the subway.
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He told me his
Name was "Belial."
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He put the evil eye on me.
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He said that, from now on,
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My soul belonged to the devil.
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That the demon inside of
Me would never let it escape.
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That I was to destroy
Everything good,
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Everything beautiful,
Everything sacred.
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Mail call.
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Pleased to still be of service,
Even though I'm off duty.
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- sergeant harris.
- thank you.
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Sergeant dietrich. Looks like
Some early christmas cards.
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Christmas?
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Silent night, holy night!
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Peace on earth!
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Garbage!
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All right, all right!
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I'm gonna call the fbi!
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Destroying u.S. Mail
Is a federal offense!
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It's all right, carl.
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The devil made him do it.
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What?
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I'm gonna put you in the
Cage now, mr. Koepeknie.
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Come on.
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What got into him?
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Not what... Who.
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What a mess.
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What was that racket out there?
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It's koepeknie.
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He, uh... He's
Flipping out again.
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He's going in the cage now.
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Why do they turn
Sick people loose?
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We just have to
Ship them right back.
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Well, I'll, uh...
I'll call bellevue.
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No, wait, wait.
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He doesn't want to
Go back to the hospital.
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He wants to be
Exorcised by a priest.
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Wonderful.
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What is happening with this guy?
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Wojo, I don't know. It's
None of our business.
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Turn it over to bellevue.
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This guy is not unique.
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Virtually every known
Culture has attributed
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This type of antisocial behavior
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To the invasion of the
Body by powerful demons.
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'course, I don't
Have to tell you that.
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No. I saw the movie too.
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Is the store pressing charges?
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Uh, yeah. But, barn.
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He didn't steal anything.
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The window he broke
Was the nativity scene.
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Interesting choice, for somebody
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Who thinks he's an
Agent of the devil.
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Dietrich...
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And he says there's
This other guy involved...
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A guy named belial.
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Belial?
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Belial, alias abaddon,
Beelzebub, lucifer,
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Mephistopheles, satan, old nick.
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Dietrich, no judge is
Gonna buy possession
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As a line of defense.
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Well, it was just used in a
Connecticut murder case.
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Really?
263
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,357
You know what they say, barn.
264
00:13:35,381 --> 00:13:37,381
Possession is 9/10 of the law.
265
00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:40,062
Excuse me.
266
00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:41,263
By all means.
267
00:13:51,363 --> 00:13:52,797
Excuse me.
268
00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:00,483
Yours?
269
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:04,041
Uh... Yes.
270
00:14:05,879 --> 00:14:07,322
You a painter?
271
00:14:07,346 --> 00:14:08,491
No, ma'am.
272
00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:10,481
I'm a writer.
273
00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,896
What's it say?
274
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:16,432
I didn't write this, ma'am,
275
00:14:16,456 --> 00:14:20,102
A painter painted it.
276
00:14:20,126 --> 00:14:22,305
Looks kind of scribbly.
277
00:14:22,329 --> 00:14:26,442
Uh, it's a pen-and-ink
Abstraction, ma'am.
278
00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,768
You don't say.
279
00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:35,784
May I use the bathroom?
280
00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:38,843
Oh, certainly, ma'am.
It's right back there.
281
00:14:45,151 --> 00:14:46,729
It may take a while.
282
00:14:46,753 --> 00:14:49,019
Oh, I understand.
283
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,470
Thank you.
284
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,561
Take your time.
285
00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:59,964
Mr. Koepeknie.
286
00:15:01,033 --> 00:15:03,145
Oh, hello, captain.
287
00:15:03,169 --> 00:15:05,681
Mr. Koepeknie, remember
We helped you last time?
288
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,983
Oh, yes, sir.
289
00:15:08,007 --> 00:15:10,619
We'd like to help you again.
290
00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:12,788
Bellevue?
291
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,657
Yeah.
292
00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:17,259
I'm not going back there.
Come on, mr. Koepeknie.
293
00:15:17,283 --> 00:15:20,028
This is beyond their power,
And it is beyond my power.
294
00:15:20,052 --> 00:15:21,263
It's beyond your power!
295
00:15:21,287 --> 00:15:23,198
This is beyond any
Power on earth!
296
00:15:23,222 --> 00:15:24,367
Aah!
297
00:15:24,391 --> 00:15:27,770
Mr. Koepeknie, you
Need medical attention.
298
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,104
I want a priest!
299
00:15:29,128 --> 00:15:31,874
I want this demon
Torn out of me!
300
00:15:31,898 --> 00:15:33,175
Get me a priest.
301
00:15:33,199 --> 00:15:35,844
Get me a priest! Oh,
My god, get me a priest!
302
00:15:35,868 --> 00:15:37,146
Mr. Koepeknie!
303
00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:38,947
Wojo, get on the
Phone, will you?
304
00:15:38,971 --> 00:15:41,016
Koepeknie: I want a priest!
305
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,685
Get me a priest!
306
00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:44,274
Aah!
307
00:15:47,914 --> 00:15:50,325
Wojo, what's going
On?! It's ringing.
308
00:15:55,989 --> 00:15:57,399
Hello, hello!
309
00:15:57,423 --> 00:15:59,701
They put me on hold.
310
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,303
Try another line!
311
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:05,964
Get me a priest.
312
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:10,401
Forget it, wojo.
Get him a priest.
313
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:22,057
Good morning, son. Ah,
Good morning, father.
314
00:16:22,081 --> 00:16:25,661
Or inspector or sir,
Whichever you prefer.
315
00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,164
I sometimes get confused myself.
316
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,598
When I got this call,
317
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:32,634
I just finished giving last
Rites to a street-gang victim
318
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:34,102
In the south bronx.
319
00:16:34,126 --> 00:16:36,772
Oh, well, I'm sure there
You were father clement.
320
00:16:36,796 --> 00:16:38,840
No, there I was "Pig."
321
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,977
Ah.
322
00:16:41,001 --> 00:16:42,778
Well, how's your
Writing coming along?
323
00:16:42,802 --> 00:16:44,913
Not so good.
324
00:16:44,937 --> 00:16:46,848
I'm having a block,
325
00:16:46,872 --> 00:16:48,850
But I'm talking to a
Shrink about it, so...
326
00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:50,386
Uh-huh.
327
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,843
Oh, I see he's given you one
Of these rorschach tests.
328
00:16:54,180 --> 00:16:57,026
That's an interesting blotch.
329
00:16:57,050 --> 00:16:59,095
That's not a rorschach.
330
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,764
That's a... That's a
Painting by a dying painter,
331
00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:04,132
And I bought it.
332
00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:06,902
Well, it's a very
Worthy cause, I'm sure.
333
00:17:06,926 --> 00:17:08,766
Bless you. Thank you, father.
334
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:13,342
And bless you, too, my child,
No matter how you sinned.
335
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:16,878
It was just a
Domestic quarrel, sir.
336
00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:19,581
Oh, I trust there
Will be no divorce.
337
00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,083
It's an idea.
338
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,419
Don't tell anyone
Where you got it.
339
00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:28,991
Ah, good morning, wojo.
340
00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:30,759
Father clement, uh...
341
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,903
The captain wants to
Talk to you right away.
342
00:17:34,153 --> 00:17:36,097
You been attending
Mass regularly?
343
00:17:36,121 --> 00:17:39,690
Well... That's my answer.
344
00:17:43,529 --> 00:17:47,176
You know I thought about
Studying for the priesthood once?
345
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,611
What changed your mind?
346
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:51,047
Couldn't stand being celibate.
347
00:17:51,071 --> 00:17:52,848
Well, how do you know?
348
00:17:52,872 --> 00:17:55,451
You don't have to be
Until after you're ordained.
349
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:59,088
I practiced.
350
00:17:59,112 --> 00:18:01,857
For how long?
Three and a half...
351
00:18:01,881 --> 00:18:03,848
No, four hours.
352
00:18:04,950 --> 00:18:06,528
Is that all?
353
00:18:06,552 --> 00:18:08,619
Told ya I couldn't stand it.
354
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,842
Hello, norma.
355
00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:22,110
Cynthia's husband.
356
00:18:22,134 --> 00:18:24,280
Sarcasm doesn't
Become you, norma.
357
00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:26,081
How do you know what becomes me?
358
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:28,684
The only thing we have in
Common is we're both chafed.
359
00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:30,085
Yeah?
360
00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,921
And I've just had 12
Stitches and a tetanus shot.
361
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,055
You had it coming.
362
00:18:34,079 --> 00:18:35,458
You better face it, roy.
363
00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,193
You cannot have two
Women at the same time.
364
00:18:38,217 --> 00:18:40,896
Not if you want to
Be sharp the next day.
365
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:43,432
Uh, sorry.
366
00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:48,169
12th precinct.
Sergeant dietrich.
367
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,205
Uh, hold on a moment.
368
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,073
Ron, it's for you.
369
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:56,278
Mount sinai hospital...
It's andrew catt's nurse.
370
00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:58,280
Oh, I called earlier.
371
00:18:58,304 --> 00:19:02,017
Just wanted to see
How the old boy was.
372
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:05,954
Sergeant harris here.
373
00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:08,990
How's he doing?
374
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:12,594
Great?
375
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:15,264
Full recovery?
376
00:19:15,288 --> 00:19:17,133
Oh, say, that's great.
377
00:19:17,157 --> 00:19:18,534
Isn't that great?
378
00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:20,469
That's just great.
379
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:23,372
That's just great.
380
00:19:23,396 --> 00:19:27,243
Yeah, thanks a lot.
381
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:30,078
Look, cynthia and I were
Both kids when I married her,
382
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,748
This gorgeous little
Cheerleader with legs up to here
383
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,282
And those pom-poms.
384
00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:37,286
Roy, you loved her.
385
00:19:37,310 --> 00:19:38,654
Everybody did.
386
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:43,024
Of course, I didn't find
That out in time to stop it.
387
00:19:43,048 --> 00:19:45,483
You want to sign this
Complaint, mr. Griswold?
388
00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,253
Will she be able to leave?
389
00:19:51,457 --> 00:19:54,202
Leave here or leave you?
390
00:19:54,226 --> 00:19:56,538
Here.
391
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:57,962
No.
392
00:20:08,574 --> 00:20:10,719
Sorry.
393
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,921
Ah, that's okay.
394
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,457
I'm a writer. I'm
Used to rejection.
395
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:17,982
I guess I'll have to
Get used to it, too.
396
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:22,931
You know, captain, all
These years in the department
397
00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:25,701
Made me more a
Policeman than a priest.
398
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,135
Talking down jumpers,
399
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:29,738
Talking hoods into
Releasing their hostages.
400
00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,840
I've done most of my
Sermons through a bullhorn.
401
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,242
The other day,
402
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,744
A supplicant came up to me
And said he wanted to confess.
403
00:20:35,768 --> 00:20:38,013
I told him he had the
Right to remain silent.
404
00:20:38,037 --> 00:20:41,372
Father clement!
405
00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:46,744
Come here, clement!
406
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:52,315
Come out here, clement!
407
00:20:53,986 --> 00:20:57,421
Come out, you old phoney!
408
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:04,506
There you are, you
White-collared hypocrite.
409
00:21:04,530 --> 00:21:06,441
My son, you asked for a priest?
410
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:08,076
Watch it, mackerel-snapper!
411
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,277
You come any closer,
412
00:21:09,301 --> 00:21:11,580
I'll consume you in
The flames of hell!
413
00:21:11,604 --> 00:21:13,949
How can I help
You, mr. Koepeknie?
414
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:16,351
Help koepeknie?!
415
00:21:16,375 --> 00:21:18,220
He's mine!
416
00:21:18,244 --> 00:21:19,387
Beat it.
417
00:21:19,411 --> 00:21:21,556
You don't have any power here.
418
00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:25,093
Whoever you are, my
Power is greater than yours.
419
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,962
You're full of prunes.
420
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:28,196
That's not nice.
421
00:21:28,220 --> 00:21:30,465
Mealy-mouthed moron.
422
00:21:30,489 --> 00:21:33,068
He's making this very difficult.
423
00:21:33,092 --> 00:21:34,436
You're doing fine.
424
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:35,871
I'm trying.
425
00:21:40,099 --> 00:21:44,179
My son, we all face the demon
Of loneliness and anxiety.
426
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:46,982
"Demon of loneliness!"
427
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,917
Demon of hell!
428
00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,419
Pray that you leave us
In the light of our faith.
429
00:21:51,443 --> 00:21:54,589
I'm not going anywhere,
You flatulent old fraud!
430
00:21:54,613 --> 00:21:56,959
All right, hey.
Now, you watch it.
431
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:59,094
There's no need to get personal.
432
00:21:59,118 --> 00:22:01,797
Why don't you crawl
Back to your confessional,
433
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:03,754
You pious pervert?
434
00:22:05,324 --> 00:22:07,335
How would you like a
Good smack in the mouth?
435
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,472
If you don't respect the man,
436
00:22:10,496 --> 00:22:13,341
You got to respect the
Uniform, is that right?
437
00:22:13,365 --> 00:22:14,576
Sewer mouth!
438
00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:17,479
Take your faith and shove it!
439
00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,547
Enough! Aah!
440
00:22:19,571 --> 00:22:21,516
Demon or no demon,
441
00:22:21,540 --> 00:22:23,986
I'll tear out his tonsils!
442
00:22:24,010 --> 00:22:26,221
Open the cage! Do
You think I'm kidding?!
443
00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:28,125
Hey! Take it easy. Take it easy.
444
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:33,561
How could I do that?
445
00:22:33,585 --> 00:22:36,065
How could I raise
My hands to another?
446
00:22:40,792 --> 00:22:43,571
I can't... I can't call
Myself a priest.
447
00:22:43,595 --> 00:22:46,641
Hey, why not? Look,
You did a hell of a job.
448
00:22:46,665 --> 00:22:48,176
Uh, barney?
449
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,812
Boys from bellevue
Are downstairs.
450
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:52,569
Uh, wojo, take him down. Yeah.
451
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:58,953
Father, it would be really
Helpful if you went with him.
452
00:22:58,977 --> 00:23:01,323
Thank you, I think I've
Done quite enough already.
453
00:23:01,347 --> 00:23:03,258
But, father... Father?
454
00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:05,560
Are you a priest?
455
00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:07,262
Yes, and he's a good one, too.
456
00:23:07,286 --> 00:23:09,987
Father, could you
Spare some of your time?
457
00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:17,061
I need your help... Desperately.
458
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,745
Okay, let's give
It another whack.
459
00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:25,414
Oh, bless you, father.
460
00:23:25,438 --> 00:23:29,051
Okay, here we go, mr. Koepeknie.
461
00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:31,854
Come on.
462
00:23:31,878 --> 00:23:34,011
See, it all star...
463
00:23:35,114 --> 00:23:40,162
It all started in
The subway at... No.
464
00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:42,997
It all started
Many years ago in...
465
00:23:43,021 --> 00:23:46,668
I don't know.
466
00:23:46,692 --> 00:23:49,171
I just get so confused.
467
00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:53,575
Forget it. It happens.
468
00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:55,978
It happens.
469
00:23:56,002 --> 00:23:58,602
Just start again, slowly.
470
00:24:07,379 --> 00:24:10,025
Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
471
00:24:10,049 --> 00:24:12,160
Very well put.
472
00:24:12,184 --> 00:24:16,698
I guess we're all possessed
By our own demons.
473
00:24:16,722 --> 00:24:22,070
And mine seems
To be... Good taste.
474
00:24:22,094 --> 00:24:25,629
And I doubt that
I'll ever get rid of it.
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