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But there's a new policy now.
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No. It's the same captain.
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And I can't use the
Phone anymore, either.
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Goodbye, allen.
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Harris.
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Barney, I was talking to my
Agent, and I admit it freely.
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Harris... It's only
Two minutes to 9:00.
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I charged it to my home phone.
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And... These are the crime
Statistics you asked for.
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Thank you.
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Is there... Anything else?
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Yes.
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It is now two days since I...
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Forced you to miss that meeting,
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And I think it's about time
We sat down, man to man...
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Whoops, whoops. On duty.
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Get inside, mr. Hilyer.
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Is this where I
Get that shirt...
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You know, the one
With the numbers on it?
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No, that's prison.
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It's later.
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I was just asking.
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Barn.
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Barney: yeah.
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This is joseph hilyer.
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On my way in this morning,
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I found him chasing a
Bunch of japanese tourists.
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He was trying to spray them
With this can of windshield de-icer.
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Those people were acting
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Like they never saw
A real car before.
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What car?
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My desoto. They
Were violating it.
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What?
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I mean, I went in to ed's auto
Supply store for two seconds
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To buy a can of carnauba wax
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And a case of those
Little pine trees.
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And the next thing I know,
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They're hanging all over my car,
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Sitting on the hood
Posing for pictures,
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Kicking the whitewalls,
Fondling the fins.
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Is that any way to
Treat a '57 fireflight?
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I'm not sure.
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Anyway, when I tried
To calm him down,
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He took a swipe at me.
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You tried to hit him?
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Well, I didn't know
That he was a cop.
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He looks like a typical
Chrome-smudger.
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Here you go.
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Wait. We're not done.
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See, the car isn't his.
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Oh?
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Yeah, the minute I
Showed him my badge,
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He blurts out that he stole it.
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Ohhh.
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You would have found out anyway.
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Maybe.
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Car thief, huh?
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Oh, no.
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It was a crazy impulse.
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Look, times were tough for me.
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I was just out of the service.
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I didn't have a job, no future.
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I was depressed about sputnik.
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The desoto represented
Everything I ever wanted,
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Everything I couldn't have.
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Exactly when did
You steal this car?
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October 6, 1957.
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That's almost 25 years ago.
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But that car looks as good today
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As it did the day
That I stole it.
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Yeah, it's true.
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He let me drive it down
Here. It handles great.
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It's beautiful.
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We'll remember to
Put that in your report.
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Thank you.
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You want me to check
With the d.A.'s office
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About statute of limitations?
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He only hit you 10 minutes ago.
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Uh, park it right there.
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That's funny.
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Captain, we got a cop in
Trouble in washington square.
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May be some shots fired.
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Okay, that's everybody.
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Break out some weapons.
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Put him in the cage.
Yeah, in the cage.
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I just sat down.
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In the cage.
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Harris.
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I just finished
My filing, barney.
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Fine.
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All right, I got them. Let's go.
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No heroics. I don't want
Anybody getting hurt.
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Let's ride.
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Whose car are they taking?
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Doughnuts.
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Try and do something different.
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I know somebody
Can get hurt, but...
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Sir, your cruller.
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Uh, I'm afraid we're a
Little shorthanded now.
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I'm available.
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Look, if you give me a
Minute, maybe I can find out
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If there's a squad car
In the neighborhood.
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Sir, I'll take it.
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As a matter of fact,
I do have someone.
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Yes, he'll be right over.
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You're quite welcome.
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What's the case, sir?
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Construction site
Over on amsterdam.
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Some kids climbing
All over the equipment.
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You got to chase them off.
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That's it?
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I'm afraid so.
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Oh.
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Couldn't you send a
Squad car for that?
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I was going to.
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Of course.
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Perhaps we can take on the
Little heathens together, sir?
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Goodbye, levitt.
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I get the picture, sir.
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Save some for the guys.
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Come on, slatic,
Get inside here.
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If you don't respect the man,
At least respect the uniform!
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What the hell's going on here?
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You tell me.
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Barney, this is
Our cop in trouble.
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What?
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These two guys answer to you?
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Yes, I'm captain miller.
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Officer earl slatic...
Sanitation police.
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Oh.
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I think your boys here
Made a little mistake.
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No, we didn't.
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What happened?
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Well, when we got
To the park, uh...
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Officer earl here was
Prodding a mr. Anthony paglia
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With his nightstick,
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Forcing him to crawl
Around on the ground
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And pick up assorted cigarette
Butts and candy wrappers.
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That slob threw a snickers
Bar down on the grass,
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And I made him get
Down there with it.
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Couldn't you just
Ask him to pick it up?
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I tried that.
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I identified myself as
A sanitation officer,
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And he laughed at me
And just kept walking.
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That's when mr. Slatic
Told him to freeze.
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Fired two warning
Shots in the air.
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Warning shots?
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Well, you don't make a mess
On my beat and just walk away.
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Anyway, mr. Paglia signed a
Complaint right on the spot
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And then mentioned something
About moving to maine.
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Good riddance to bad rubbish.
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Officer slatic, are you aware
That you've opened yourself
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To charges of
Harassment, coercion,
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Probably reckless endangerment?
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Look, you got your laws
To enforce, and I got mine.
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I mean, we all want
Clean sidewalks, right?
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Unclogged drains, trash
Packed neatly in cans,
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Metal cans, with lids on tight
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So that the stinkin' sewer rats
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Aren't swarming all over
This city, living off our filth!
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That's hardly a reason to
Shoot at somebody for littering.
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Haven't you been listening?
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Dietrich, get a statement.
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What?! You're not
Gonna book me, are you?
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Yes!
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We're all cops. We don't do
Stuff like that to each other.
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Oh, yes, we do.
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Sit down.
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You know, I spent
Seven stinking years
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Hanging off the
Back of that truck.
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Seven years, getting
Up at 4:00 in the morning,
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In the rain, in the snow, picking
Up other people's garbage.
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People who treated me like scum.
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Who cares?
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I would go to all
The parties, you know?
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I hear... I listen to
All the snide remarks
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Like, "What school
You go to? Pu?"
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Or, " look, it's the
Man from glad."
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What has four wheels and flies?
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Get in there.
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But I never let it bother me.
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Because I knew
If I just did my job,
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Just kept the streets
And my nose clean,
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One day I'd be promoted to this.
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Then we'd see who's laughing.
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Not me.
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So what does have
Four wheels and flies?
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You ask me that again,
And I'll rip your tongue out.
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I'm going to sit down now.
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Anything shaking?
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Yeah.
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I checked hilyer for
Priors, and he's clean.
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Okay.
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Then I checked out the car.
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I dug up a stolen-vehicle
Report from 1957.
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And then I called the owner.
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She's coming down.
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Okay.
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Anything shaking with you?
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No, not really.
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You're not talking
To me, either.
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What?
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Ever since you started
This... Thing with harris,
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No one is talking to
Anyone around here.
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Wojo... Unless
It's duty-related.
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Look, you guys don't like
What's going on around here?
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Talk to mr. Harris.
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I have done everything I can
To reconcile with the man,
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And he just keeps
Putting me off.
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Excuse me.
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Hey, ron, we were
Just talking about you.
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It's okay.
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I'll be out of here in a second.
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Why don't we get
That... Over here?
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- harris.
- yeah?
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My office.
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Why?
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Problem with the
Crime statistics?
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Uh, ron, it's your agent.
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Oh.
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Uh...
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Tell him I'll call
Him back... Tonight.
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He said if you're not at
That meeting in an hour,
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You're gonna blow the book deal.
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Oh.
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Well, that's that.
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Go to the meeting!
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No!
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I've got work to do.
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Forget it! We'll cover
For you! I'll cover for you!
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Look, will you go home
And write that damn book?!
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I can't!
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00:11:12,672 --> 00:11:14,216
What?
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I-I can't write anymore.
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I mean, this whole
Thing is a joke.
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Uh, captain, I think we
Got a real cop in trouble.
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There's a construction
Site on amsterdam.
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There's a cop dangling from
A scaffold about 10 flights up.
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Oh, my god, that's levitt. Uh...
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Dietrich, you and me. Barney,
You call emergency services.
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Tell them we're gonna
Need a fire truck.
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Yeah.
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Uh... Excuse me.
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Come on! Let's go!
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Wasn't levitt on with anybody?
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No.
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It was a simple
Call. All he had to do
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Was chase a couple
Of kids off a bulldozer.
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00:12:02,955 --> 00:12:05,467
I didn't anticipate anything
Like this was gonna happen!
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00:12:05,491 --> 00:12:07,970
Yeah... It's all right.
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00:12:07,994 --> 00:12:09,593
I mean, at least we're talking.
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- I'll call the hospital.
- yeah.
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00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,346
- yeah.
- levitt is fine.
254
00:12:17,370 --> 00:12:18,914
He's just fine.
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00:12:18,938 --> 00:12:20,682
Dietrich went over
To bellevue with him,
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But everything's
Gonna be all right.
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What the hell happened?
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Well... According to witnesses,
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00:12:26,213 --> 00:12:30,026
There were assorted 8 and
9-year-olds up on the 10th floor
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Taking turns jumping up and down
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On one of those suspended
Painter scaffolds.
262
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:38,067
Playing chicken.
263
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,002
Didn't you ever do that?
264
00:12:40,026 --> 00:12:42,138
Well, when it got to
Be the fat kid's turn,
265
00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:46,342
One of the cable's
Snapped and left one, uh...
266
00:12:46,366 --> 00:12:48,310
Howie drovisch
Swaying in the breeze
267
00:12:48,334 --> 00:12:50,679
And clinging on to the
Safety rail for dear life.
268
00:12:52,538 --> 00:12:55,384
Somehow, levitt
Managed to get up there
269
00:12:55,408 --> 00:12:57,753
And swing out onto the scaffold.
270
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,920
You're kidding.
271
00:12:58,944 --> 00:13:00,256
No.
272
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:02,658
He just yanked the kid
Up by the seat of his pants,
273
00:13:02,682 --> 00:13:04,460
Threw him back
Into the building,
274
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,995
And then that's when
He lost his grip and fell.
275
00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:09,065
Fell?
276
00:13:09,089 --> 00:13:12,268
Made a perfect
Three-point landing
277
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:15,504
On another scaffold
One floor below.
278
00:13:15,528 --> 00:13:16,772
Oh, thank god.
279
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,007
Yeah.
280
00:13:18,031 --> 00:13:20,442
So, by the time
Dietrich and I got there,
281
00:13:20,466 --> 00:13:23,079
The paramedics had
Already reeled him in,
282
00:13:23,103 --> 00:13:25,581
And they didn't seem to think
That anything was broken.
283
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:27,015
Great.
284
00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:32,255
Oh, when they brought him out
285
00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:35,892
Levitt tipped his hat to
The crowd and got himself
286
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:37,526
A great, big standing ovation.
287
00:13:39,619 --> 00:13:40,996
I got statements from everybody
288
00:13:41,020 --> 00:13:42,198
So I'm gonna write this up.
289
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:44,400
Thank you.
290
00:13:44,424 --> 00:13:45,401
You need any help?
291
00:13:45,425 --> 00:13:48,937
Nah, I can handle it.
292
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:52,363
But thanks for the thought.
293
00:14:06,312 --> 00:14:07,689
Wojo: can I help you?
294
00:14:07,713 --> 00:14:10,559
I'm not sure. I think I
Took the wrong stairs.
295
00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:11,927
Uh-huh.
296
00:14:11,951 --> 00:14:14,763
I'm looking for the policeman
Who found my desoto.
297
00:14:14,787 --> 00:14:16,098
Are you mrs. Shawcross?
298
00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,600
Yes.
299
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:20,436
I'm sergeant wojciehowicz.
I talked to you this morning.
300
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:24,407
Oh, I appreciate your finding
Me after all these years.
301
00:14:24,431 --> 00:14:26,075
Sure.
302
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,210
Did you see your car downstairs?
303
00:14:28,234 --> 00:14:30,179
Oh, well, how could I miss it?
304
00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:34,216
I mean, it's so big... And pink.
305
00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,352
It's not pink!
306
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:38,187
It's coral.
307
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,589
It was a very popular
Shade that year.
308
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:43,859
Perhaps that's why I bought it.
309
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:46,128
Uh, you want to
Have a seat here?
310
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:48,130
We'll finish up some paperwork,
311
00:14:48,154 --> 00:14:50,399
And then you can
Drive your car home.
312
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:52,234
Oh.
313
00:14:52,258 --> 00:14:54,125
Oh, I hope I remember how.
314
00:14:59,199 --> 00:15:00,309
Yeah, can I help you?
315
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,244
Burt boskin,
Department of sanitation.
316
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,847
I understand you have a
Problem with one of my officers.
317
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:07,749
Oh, yeah. Officer earl.
318
00:15:07,773 --> 00:15:09,418
He's in the cage there.
319
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,520
I'll get the captain for you.
320
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:12,621
Slatic!
321
00:15:12,645 --> 00:15:14,590
Hey, how's it going, mr. Boskin?
322
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,260
What are you doing in there?
323
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:18,594
Beats me.
324
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,463
Boskin, I'm captain miller.
325
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,498
Captain, I'm a little confused.
326
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:24,366
Why is this officer in jail?
327
00:15:24,390 --> 00:15:26,702
This officer took
A shot at somebody
328
00:15:26,726 --> 00:15:29,471
For throwing a candy
Bar on the grass.
329
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:30,672
You did what?!
330
00:15:30,696 --> 00:15:33,075
Hey, don't you
Start on me now, too.
331
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,711
Slatic, what happened
To all your training?
332
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,680
These men have a standing order,
333
00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:40,416
And we drill it into
Their heads every day...
334
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,418
The gun stays in the holster...
335
00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,354
Unless your life is on the line.
336
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:49,113
That guy was 2 feet
From a trash can!
337
00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,694
Uh, captain...
338
00:15:52,718 --> 00:15:55,720
Is there someplace that
We could talk in private?
339
00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,208
You see, captain,
340
00:16:06,232 --> 00:16:10,412
Officer slatic is
Only recently s.P.
341
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:11,580
S.P.?
342
00:16:11,604 --> 00:16:14,283
Sanitation police.
343
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:20,088
And I just hate to think that
This one isolated incident
344
00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:24,293
Would soil an otherwise
Perfect record.
345
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,296
Are you kidding? That madman
Could have killed somebody.
346
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:30,132
Come on. He's a rookie.
You know how they are.
347
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,469
Fresh off the truck,
In love with the uniform.
348
00:16:33,493 --> 00:16:36,238
Thinks he's gonna clean
Up the city overnight.
349
00:16:36,262 --> 00:16:38,807
He just got a little
Overzealous, that's all.
350
00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:41,043
You were probably
The same way yourself.
351
00:16:41,067 --> 00:16:43,479
No, I was never a garbage man.
352
00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:46,382
I hate that word.
353
00:16:46,406 --> 00:16:49,251
Look, what is it you want of me?
354
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,187
Turn slatic over to me.
355
00:16:51,211 --> 00:16:52,488
I can't do that.
356
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:55,157
Somebody signed a
Complaint against him.
357
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:58,160
Look, captain, I don't think
358
00:16:58,184 --> 00:17:03,298
You can fully appreciate
My situation here.
359
00:17:03,322 --> 00:17:07,269
Our little force has
Had one shake-up as it is.
360
00:17:07,293 --> 00:17:12,174
You know, some rotten apples
Demoted for abusing their rank,
361
00:17:12,198 --> 00:17:16,645
And several patrolmen suspended
362
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:19,481
For turning in bogus citations.
363
00:17:19,505 --> 00:17:22,051
I wasn't aware of that.
364
00:17:22,075 --> 00:17:24,120
Oh?
365
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:28,257
Well, anyway, we put all
That behind us, you know?
366
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:31,560
And we've taken steps
To solve those problems,
367
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,362
And I just hate to think
368
00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:36,265
That the city's gonna
Dump on us again
369
00:17:36,289 --> 00:17:40,736
Just because slatic
Got nuts with his gun.
370
00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:43,339
Why do you people
Carry guns anyway?
371
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:45,006
We're cops.
372
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:47,108
No, we're cops.
You're garbage men.
373
00:17:47,132 --> 00:17:50,968
You keep going back to that.
374
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,785
Excuse me.
375
00:17:56,809 --> 00:17:58,154
Yes?
376
00:17:58,178 --> 00:18:00,189
I'm joseph hilyer.
377
00:18:00,213 --> 00:18:02,191
We spoke earlier.
378
00:18:02,215 --> 00:18:06,128
I'm the guy who stole
Your desoto back in '57.
379
00:18:06,152 --> 00:18:09,632
I'm louise shawcross.
380
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:13,535
How do you do?
381
00:18:13,559 --> 00:18:16,839
Um... I must say, joseph,
382
00:18:16,863 --> 00:18:19,741
You've taken very
Good care of the car.
383
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,076
Sure.
384
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,245
I devoted half my life to it.
385
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:26,515
You must love the
Desoto very much.
386
00:18:26,539 --> 00:18:28,016
Are you kidding?
387
00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,320
We haven't been apart
For one day all these years.
388
00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,821
Really?
389
00:18:32,845 --> 00:18:34,656
Sure.
390
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,826
You know, I used to rush right
Home every day after work
391
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,728
Just to see that she was okay.
392
00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:43,164
And on the weekends,
I used to pamper her.
393
00:18:43,188 --> 00:18:46,768
I used to wash her
With warm, sudsy water.
394
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:49,338
And then I would
Take a soft chamois,
395
00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:53,208
And I would rub her and rub
Her until she was gleaming.
396
00:18:53,232 --> 00:18:56,078
You know, if this didn't happen,
397
00:18:56,102 --> 00:18:59,114
I was gonna surprise
Her next month
398
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,550
With a set of classic plates...
399
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:04,007
You know, for our
25th anniversary.
400
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:09,391
And now I've ruined everything.
401
00:19:09,415 --> 00:19:12,361
It's okay.
402
00:19:12,385 --> 00:19:14,718
It's still your car.
403
00:19:18,057 --> 00:19:19,768
Of course, you're...
404
00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:23,605
You're welcome to come
And visit us from time to time.
405
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:26,175
Really?
406
00:19:26,199 --> 00:19:28,732
I-I like bubble baths, too.
407
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,883
Okay, mr. Boskin.
408
00:19:34,907 --> 00:19:36,618
Thanks for all
The help, captain.
409
00:19:36,642 --> 00:19:38,154
Please, for one of the boys?
410
00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,821
Hey, mr. Boskin, what about me?
411
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:42,658
Sorry, slatic, there's
Nothing more I can do for you.
412
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,660
What? You mean I
Got to go to jail?
413
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:47,496
Probably, but,
Hey... Best of luck.
414
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:51,767
Hey, wait a minute, boskin!
Where are you going?!
415
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,602
Nobody turns their back on me!
416
00:19:53,626 --> 00:19:55,158
Freeze!
417
00:20:00,132 --> 00:20:01,744
He just walked away.
418
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,746
Excuse me.
419
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,549
Captain, I've talked
With mr. Hilyer,
420
00:20:06,573 --> 00:20:09,418
And I think he deserves
A second chance.
421
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:11,487
Who are you?
422
00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:14,122
Barn, this is louise shawcross.
423
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,891
She owns the desoto.
424
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:17,125
Oh. Oh, hello.
425
00:20:17,149 --> 00:20:21,262
And the statute of
Limitations was, uh...
426
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:23,665
Up 18 years ago.
427
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:26,668
I checked with the
D.A.'s office for fun.
428
00:20:26,692 --> 00:20:28,670
What about the assault charge?
429
00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:29,938
Turn him loose.
430
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:31,940
Okay, hilyer,
You're getting out.
431
00:20:31,964 --> 00:20:33,241
Oh, thank you.
432
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:34,676
Oh, you're welcome.
433
00:20:34,700 --> 00:20:36,912
Listen, thank you. Yeah, thanks.
434
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,780
Joseph.
435
00:20:38,804 --> 00:20:40,749
I'll get your valuables.
436
00:20:40,773 --> 00:20:42,718
This is my phone number.
437
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:46,087
Thanks a lot.
438
00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:50,926
Now, whenever you get the
Urge to see the car... Or me...
439
00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,828
Just give us a ring.
440
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,863
We'll always be there.
441
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:57,966
I'm looking forward to it.
442
00:20:57,990 --> 00:21:00,502
Mail call.
443
00:21:00,526 --> 00:21:01,837
Wojo: hey, levitt.
444
00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,472
I'm glad you're all right.
445
00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:04,673
Levitt, my god!
446
00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:05,874
No biggie, sir.
447
00:21:05,898 --> 00:21:08,109
Just a little scaffold-lash...
Only temporary.
448
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:09,778
Well, that's something, anyway.
449
00:21:09,802 --> 00:21:13,114
I suppose sergeant harris
Filled you in on the details.
450
00:21:13,138 --> 00:21:15,651
Yes, yes. We're very
Proud of you, levitt.
451
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:16,985
Well, thank you, sir.
452
00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,354
If there's nothing else,
I have a report to do.
453
00:21:19,378 --> 00:21:20,789
No way, carl.
454
00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:23,158
He's got a fracture wrist,
A very decent neck sprain.
455
00:21:23,182 --> 00:21:25,661
Doctor said he should be
Off his feet for two weeks.
456
00:21:25,685 --> 00:21:27,128
Okay. Take him home, dietrich.
457
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:31,299
But, sir... Levitt, go
Home. Rest, relax.
458
00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:34,236
You want to be in good shape
For the ceremony, don't you?
459
00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:36,538
I'm gonna put you up
For a medal of valor.
460
00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:38,707
Hey, all right.
461
00:21:38,731 --> 00:21:43,679
Sir, you... You must
Be toying with me.
462
00:21:43,703 --> 00:21:45,881
No, levitt.
463
00:21:45,905 --> 00:21:47,115
I hardly deserve it.
464
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,785
Perhaps sergeant harris
Simply overembellished.
465
00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:50,919
No. No.
466
00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,921
I still don't think
It's necessary.
467
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:55,190
Levitt, you saved
The kid's life.
468
00:21:55,214 --> 00:21:56,692
Take the medal.
469
00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:59,561
Well, if you insist on ramming
It down my throat, sir...
470
00:21:59,585 --> 00:22:01,830
Dietrich, get him out of here.
471
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,465
Let's go, carl.
472
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,588
Bigmouth.
473
00:22:11,597 --> 00:22:13,108
Oh.
474
00:22:13,132 --> 00:22:14,776
Here.
475
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:16,612
Oh.
476
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,480
Oh, thank you.
477
00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:22,039
Uh... Happy motoring.
478
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:30,792
Uh... Barn, it's
Almost checkout time,
479
00:22:30,816 --> 00:22:34,195
So I think I'll just run
Mr. Earl down to the tombs
480
00:22:34,219 --> 00:22:36,031
And go on home from there.
481
00:22:36,055 --> 00:22:41,637
Unless you'd
Rather stay and talk.
482
00:22:43,462 --> 00:22:46,608
Look... What it
Really comes down to
483
00:22:46,632 --> 00:22:49,044
Is that I haven't been
Able to write a thing
484
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:51,847
Since "Blood on the badge."
485
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,982
I mean...
486
00:22:54,006 --> 00:22:55,250
I tried.
487
00:22:55,274 --> 00:22:57,953
I mean, I really have.
488
00:22:57,977 --> 00:23:00,088
I sit.
489
00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:03,258
I stare at my
Typewriter, and, uh...
490
00:23:03,282 --> 00:23:05,093
Nothing happens.
491
00:23:05,117 --> 00:23:08,096
What about all those
Phone calls from the agent?
492
00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:09,631
All those meetings?
493
00:23:09,655 --> 00:23:11,421
Well, you never let me go.
494
00:23:12,892 --> 00:23:16,604
And, uh... I really
Appreciated it.
495
00:23:16,628 --> 00:23:19,941
Well, you could tell a person.
496
00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:21,710
Sorry.
497
00:23:23,168 --> 00:23:25,747
Anyway, look, it's
Really my problem,
498
00:23:25,771 --> 00:23:29,239
And I'm the one who's really
Gonna have to deal with it.
499
00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:33,755
Hey, but...
500
00:23:33,779 --> 00:23:36,557
Look, I'm sorry if I
Hurt anybody's feelings
501
00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:38,059
By dragging it in here.
502
00:23:38,083 --> 00:23:42,063
I... You shouldn't be sorry.
503
00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:46,902
I mean, if any of us
Has got a problem, we...
504
00:23:46,926 --> 00:23:50,638
We got to get it out
In the open to solve it.
505
00:23:50,662 --> 00:23:52,573
I suppose.
506
00:23:52,597 --> 00:23:56,111
Yeah, I mean, you say
That you can't write.
507
00:23:56,135 --> 00:23:58,880
I just found out I'm sterile.
508
00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:01,505
I'm just beginning
To deal with that one.
509
00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:08,312
The point is that we can
Work it out together.
510
00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:13,629
Okay.
511
00:24:13,653 --> 00:24:16,920
Just not in the same room.
512
00:24:18,157 --> 00:24:20,135
Excuse me.
513
00:24:20,159 --> 00:24:23,093
Has anybody seen my car?
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