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Okay, uh, miss mcwilliams.
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You think you can describe
The man who took your purse?
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In my own words?
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Uh... That'd be fine.
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Well... I saw a
Sadness in his eyes.
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Okay.
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And I think that...
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That there will
Always be that sadness
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Until we, society,
Can learn to...
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To rehabilitate our
Hardened criminals,
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Imbuing upon them a
Sense of... Of dignity and...
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And purpose
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So that they, too, may take
Their rightful place here,
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In this, our great
Land of opportunity.
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Thank you.
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You're in town for a
Beauty contest, aren't you?
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Well, how did you ever know?
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Oh, just a wild guess.
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It's the miss new york state
Throughway competition.
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I was fourth runner-up.
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Dropped your baton, huh?
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Look, I'm sorry.
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I really... I didn't know.
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Good... Morning.
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- hi, barn.
- good morning.
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Anything going on?
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Got a work stoppage in poland.
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Seems to be catching.
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Actually, I'm not
Entirely convinced
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That the solidarity movement's
Accomplishing anything,
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Outside of playing right
Into the hands of the russians.
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Oh, come on.
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I mean, I can't see
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Where the facts
Justify that conclusion.
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Oh, really?
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Now, they have gained
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Quite a few concessions
From the government.
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What concessions?
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Well, I mean, the existence
Of the union itself...
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Not to mention greater
Freedom of speech, assembly,
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Access to the media, religion.
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They gonna eat that stuff?
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The polish economy's
In a state of collapse.
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That's all very true...
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The point is, if they continue
To aggravate the situation
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With strikes and slowdown,
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They're probably gonna
Have bread riots in the streets.
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And the russians will
Be more than happy
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To roll in the tanks
To restore order,
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Just like they did in
Czechoslovakia and hungary.
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I got hit with a paternity suit.
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What?!
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Haven't you people
Suffered enough?
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When did this happen?
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Last night.
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I was sitting in my
Apartment alone,
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Watching the rangers game,
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And some guy knocks on the door
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And tells me my pizza's here.
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Processor.
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And he hands me that and
Says, "Here you go, pops...
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One summons with
Everything on it,"
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And takes off.
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"Maureen elizabeth
Ballentine, being duly sworn,
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Deposes and says,"
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Et cetera, et
Cetera, et cetera...
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Yeah, "On or about the
28th day of january 1981,
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"I had sexual intercourse
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With stanley tadeusz
Wojciehowicz."
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See, I never tell
Anybody my middle name.
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Uh, the...
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"On the 21st day
Of october 1981,
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"I gave birth to a male child...
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Christopher winston
Wojciehowicz."
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Uh, et cetera, et cetera...
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"Plaintiff requests
That the court declare
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"Stanley tadeusz wojciehowicz
Father of said child,
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Award to the plaintiff
Payment, support,"
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Et cetera, et cetera.
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So... You got any
Idea who she is?
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Yeah, I... Look, I realize that it's
Short notice, but my lawyer says
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That I got to...
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Yeah, it's a
Paternity suit. Right.
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Great. Thanks a
Lot. I'll be there.
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Oh, hi, barn.
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Uh... I had to call
The urologist,
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And it's kind of
Personal, you know, so...
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I figured you wouldn't mind.
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No, no. It's okay.
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I got an appointment in an hour.
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Is that gonna be okay?
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Yeah, yeah, okay.
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Also, I, uh... I
Remembered who she is.
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Oh?
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I met her in a beauty parlor.
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Well, uh, it was
Snowing real hard,
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And I just went
Inside to get warm,
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And, uh, I saw maureen...
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Giving some old lady
A manicure, you know?
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So... Next thing I
Know, she's got a kid.
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I see.
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Come on, barn, I know
What you're thinking...
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Mr. Macho, right?
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- hey, look, I...
- huh?
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Swaggers around, hopping in bed
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With anything that's
Still got a pulse.
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Of course, the minute
I might have to accept
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Some responsibility
For my actions
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And give a kid a father,
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I run and hide behind
Some sleazeball attorney,
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Begging him to get
Me off the hook.
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Can I have my desk back?!
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Fine.
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I didn't come in
Here for a lecture.
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Movies about violence!
Movies about sex!
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Look, mr. Frane,
This is not the movies.
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We're in the real world now.
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Don't you people understand?!
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They are corrupting
The human soul!
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They are poisoning our spirit,
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Making us reek
Of blood and sinew
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Like some flesh-eating
Neanderthal!
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- milk dud?
- no!
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Uh... No!
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All right. Empty your pockets.
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All right, what do we got here?
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Barney, that's arthur frane.
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We picked him up in the
Projection booth at the tivoli.
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Now, the projection
Booth wasn't locked.
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When we got there,
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Mr. Frane had already
Laid out the projectionist.
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He was ripping the film
Into pieces of confetti,
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Tossing them to the audience.
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Apparently, mr. Frane
Took exception
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To some of the explicit
Mutilations and gore
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That were being portrayed
In the film in question.
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"Arbor day." the name of
The film was "Arbor day."
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And it starts off real nice...
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A bunch of cute cub
Scouts camping in the woods,
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And they're singing their
Songs, and they're planting trees.
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Then before you know it,
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Somebody starts
Killing them off.
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One kid takes a sapling
Right through the brain.
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Another kid gets split
Down the middle like a log
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So that some maniac
Can come along
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And grind him up into mulch
And use him as fertilizer.
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Park ranger, right?
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They trusted that man.
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Mr. Frane, you want to
Have a seat over there?
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Sergeant dietrich will...
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And the... The audience...
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The audience changed
During the movie.
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They... They were sitting there,
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And they got wild-eyed,
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And they were sitting
On the edge of their seats,
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And they were...
Scratching the armrests,
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And... And they were behaving
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As a pack of jackals
In a slaughterhouse!
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Just have a seat right
Over there, mr. Frane.
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If that wide-screen horror
And carnage isn't stopped,
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Then somebody is really gonna
Snap and do something crazy.
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Like you.
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See?
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Down in front, mr. Frane.
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Mail call.
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Here you go, sergeant harris.
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Publishers clearing
House sweepstakes time.
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Oh, goody.
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Sergeant dietrich. Thanks, carl.
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Sir...
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- got your manpower
Reports...
- oh?
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- interdepartmental
Communiqués...
- thank you.
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And, of course, your mail.
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Thank you, levitt.
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My pleasure, sir.
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Uh, sir, is it true
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That sergeant wojciehowicz
Is gonna be a father?
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Apparently.
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I didn't know he'd
Ever been married.
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He hasn't.
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Then what happened?
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An unfortunate accident.
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Ohh. I see what happened.
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Levitt, let it rest, huh?
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Right, sir.
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I... Suppose, then, a gift
Wouldn't be in order.
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- right.
- right.
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What a shame.
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I was passing by
This little toy store,
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And I... Picked up
This little rattle.
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Harris: hey, woj.
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How you doing, harris?
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Dietrich: hey, woj.
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Dietrich.
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Barney: wojo.
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What the hell's that for?
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Oh, that's, uh...
Well... What happened?
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It's not my kid.
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Congratulations.
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I'm sterile.
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Sterile?! You?!
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Yeah, me.
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But... You're so big.
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You know what I mean?
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That's got nothing
To do with it!
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Forget it!
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Lucky I kept the receipt.
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Coffee's fresh.
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Sure, change the subject.
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So, what'd they say?
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Well, uh...
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You know, they gave
Me all their tests,
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And then the next thing I know,
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The doctor's saying,
"Sorry about this, pal,
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But your
Spermatozoans are dead."
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See, they're, uh... They're
Suppose to wiggle,
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And, uh, mine just
Sort of lay there
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Like a bunch of string.
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Woj, man, look, maybe...
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Maybe the condition's
Just temporary.
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Yeah.
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No, the doctor said
It was irreversible.
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I'm a damn eunuch.
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Not really.
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I know what I feel!
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Well, look, maybe you should
At least get a second opinion.
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Maybe I should get a
Job guarding a harem.
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There's plenty of openings.
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Why don't we get that?
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Woj, look...
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I know this whole day has
Been hell of an ordeal for you,
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And believe me, I sympathize,
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But I just don't want you...
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Agonizing over something
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That is simply not true.
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Like what?
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Like the idea that
Simply because one is a...
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A... One is sterile,
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It naturally follows
That one is impotent.
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- it's possible.
- well, anything is possible,
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But just don't jump
To conclusions.
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I probably can't.
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- captain?
- yeah.
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Alarm just went off,
Warehouse on greene.
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All right, you and wojo.
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Sure. Why not?
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Dietrich.
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Talk to him, will you?
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Yeah.
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Okay, I'll drive.
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You lay down in the back.
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Yeah, can I help you?
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Yes, I'm victor lupton.
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I own the tivoli theatre.
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Oh, right.
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Yes, I'm here to press
Charges against, uh, mr...
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Frane.
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- frane?
- frane.
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- him?
- him.
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You!
261
00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:37,326
What, are you
Some kind of maniac?
262
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:38,561
What?
263
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,663
You don't recognize me?
264
00:13:40,687 --> 00:13:42,865
I'm the guy who
Sold you your ticket,
265
00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:45,134
Who put that extra
Buttery-flavored oil
266
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,002
On your popcorn... No charge...
267
00:13:47,026 --> 00:13:49,138
Got you that nice
Seat on the aisle,
268
00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,273
Away from the family
With the turbans.
269
00:13:51,297 --> 00:13:52,508
So?
270
00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,244
So? What do I get
For my consideration?
271
00:13:55,268 --> 00:13:58,581
An unconscious
Projectionist, a ruined print,
272
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:00,950
200 animals stampeding
Through my lobby,
273
00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:02,885
Screaming for their money back!
274
00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,820
Your movie was pandering
275
00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,157
To the dankest recesses
Of the human mind.
276
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,660
It was almost over!
277
00:14:10,684 --> 00:14:13,662
Mr. Lupton, would you just
Take a seat down here, please?
278
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,898
I need to get a little
Information from you.
279
00:14:15,922 --> 00:14:17,632
Wojo: inside, banning.
Hey, come on.
280
00:14:17,656 --> 00:14:19,568
Give me a chance to
Catch my breath, will you?
281
00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:21,070
Get inside!
282
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:23,138
Thanks.
283
00:14:23,162 --> 00:14:24,306
What's going on?
284
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,908
This is joseph banning.
285
00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:29,111
He was trying to rip off a
Bunch of cassette players...
286
00:14:29,135 --> 00:14:31,214
You know, like the joggers wear.
287
00:14:31,238 --> 00:14:33,749
He's hiding behind a bunch
Of crates, waving this baby.
288
00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:36,118
Says if we don't get out,
He's gonna blow us away.
289
00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:37,386
An idle threat.
290
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,689
I do that.
291
00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,891
I'm about to call
For some backup,
292
00:14:41,915 --> 00:14:44,326
When the wojo express
Comes whizzing by.
293
00:14:44,350 --> 00:14:46,328
You should have seen this guy.
294
00:14:46,352 --> 00:14:49,098
He grabs one of those
Trash-dumpster things
295
00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:50,332
Like it was nothing
296
00:14:50,356 --> 00:14:52,534
And he comes barreling
At me like a tank!
297
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:54,470
And before I had a
Chance to surrender,
298
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:58,540
He smashes into those
Crates like a battering ram!
299
00:14:58,564 --> 00:14:59,809
Really?
300
00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,710
I had a shotgun in there.
301
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,546
Doesn't that mean
Anything anymore?
302
00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,682
Apparently not.
303
00:15:06,706 --> 00:15:08,150
Book him.
304
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:09,451
Wojo?
305
00:15:09,475 --> 00:15:12,109
I'm going.
306
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:18,628
Oh, excuse me.
307
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:28,303
Feel like a man again?
308
00:15:28,327 --> 00:15:30,039
I don't know.
309
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:33,008
Oh, well, there's still time.
310
00:15:33,032 --> 00:15:35,811
With any luck we can find some
Other punk out there with a gun.
311
00:15:35,835 --> 00:15:37,379
Maybe this time he
Won't be afraid to use it.
312
00:15:37,403 --> 00:15:39,215
You could really
Test your virility.
313
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:40,682
Hey, nobody got hurt, barn.
314
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,317
Thank god for that.
315
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:43,619
What the hell's
The matter with you,
316
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,354
Charging into a situation
Like that half-cocked,
317
00:15:45,378 --> 00:15:49,225
No backup, no vest,
Improperly armed?!
318
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:50,926
You could have
Got yourself killed,
319
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,150
And you could have
Taken dietrich with you!
320
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,657
I'll never have
A kid to yell at.
321
00:16:03,296 --> 00:16:05,741
Okay, mr. Lupton,
322
00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:08,677
I'd, um, like you to just
Look over your complaint,
323
00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:12,747
And then you can
Sign it right there.
324
00:16:12,771 --> 00:16:14,283
With pleasure.
325
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:19,188
Go ahead, sign it. Lock me up.
326
00:16:19,212 --> 00:16:21,356
Put me on death row.
327
00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:24,493
What do you want
From me... A refund?
328
00:16:24,517 --> 00:16:28,130
I want you to run some
Decent movies, for god's sake.
329
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:30,466
Where's your sense of taste?
330
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,935
Taste?! Taste?!
331
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,905
You're yelling at
Me about taste?!
332
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:39,241
Where were you when
I played "Dodsworth,"
333
00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:42,211
"Paths of glory,"
"African queen"?!
334
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:44,679
You weren't in my theater!
335
00:16:44,703 --> 00:16:46,916
Nobody was in my theater,
336
00:16:46,940 --> 00:16:51,553
Until I started playing
Trash like "Arbor day"...
337
00:16:51,577 --> 00:16:58,393
"Hotel hacksaw"...
"Mermaids from hell"!
338
00:16:58,417 --> 00:17:02,053
Disgusting! Every one of them!
339
00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:06,690
You saw them all?
340
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,774
So?
341
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,275
Wojo, when the time comes
342
00:17:13,299 --> 00:17:15,577
That you decide you
Want to have a child,
343
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:17,146
There are ways.
344
00:17:17,170 --> 00:17:18,247
How?
345
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:20,482
Foster parenthood, adoption.
346
00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:23,485
But they're never little babies.
347
00:17:23,509 --> 00:17:25,777
Most of them are almost 30.
348
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,924
Artificial insemination.
349
00:17:28,948 --> 00:17:31,393
I don't want an artificial kid.
350
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,417
Okay.
351
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:42,204
Anyway, what...
What if he's ugly?
352
00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,672
Or stupid?
353
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:44,706
Woj.
354
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,441
Or a communist or something?
355
00:17:46,465 --> 00:17:48,410
Oh, come on, woj!
356
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:49,779
How do you know?
357
00:17:49,803 --> 00:17:53,682
By selecting a suitable donor.
358
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:55,150
You pick someone
359
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:59,755
Whose physical and mental
Characteristics you admire
360
00:17:59,779 --> 00:18:02,524
So that those same
Qualities will be reflected
361
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:07,863
In your own child.
362
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,598
So, for instance, uh...
363
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:13,369
If I were to come to you... No!
364
00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:17,840
Uh... Appreciate the thought.
365
00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,408
- excuse me.
- yeah?
366
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,911
Barn, mr. Lupton is
Here from the tivoli.
367
00:18:21,935 --> 00:18:22,911
Yeah?
368
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,180
He's vacillating.
369
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:25,647
I'll talk to him.
370
00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:31,753
Hey, woj... Everything okay?
371
00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,823
Yeah, sure, yeah.
372
00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:37,226
Anything I can do?
373
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:40,151
Uh... I'll have to
Think about it.
374
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:47,503
I really don't enjoy sending
People to jail, captain,
375
00:18:47,527 --> 00:18:51,172
And, uh, I suppose I'm as
Much to blame as he is.
376
00:18:51,196 --> 00:18:54,810
That's very understanding
Of you, mr. Lupton.
377
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:59,047
But it's gonna cost me
$600 to replace that print.
378
00:18:59,071 --> 00:19:01,717
And if mr. Frane
Agreed to pay for it?
379
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,985
I don't have that kind of money.
380
00:19:04,009 --> 00:19:07,723
I teach accordion.
381
00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:11,760
I ought to make him work it off.
382
00:19:11,784 --> 00:19:15,464
I haven't had an usher
Since my wife died.
383
00:19:15,488 --> 00:19:19,334
Mr. Frane, you think you
Might prefer the theater
384
00:19:19,358 --> 00:19:20,936
To rikers island?
385
00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:22,037
Maybe.
386
00:19:22,061 --> 00:19:23,605
What's playing?
387
00:19:23,629 --> 00:19:26,575
How do I know?!
388
00:19:26,599 --> 00:19:29,611
I could probably find a
Print of "Stella dallas"
389
00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,146
In the basement.
390
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,881
Oh, god.
391
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:36,084
My mother made
Me watch that once.
392
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:37,285
I hated it!
393
00:19:37,309 --> 00:19:38,954
Mr. Frane!
394
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:40,756
Okay. Okay.
395
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,625
You'll arrange with mr. Lupton
396
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:43,925
To satisfy all damages?
397
00:19:43,949 --> 00:19:47,128
Yes.
398
00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:49,119
All right, harris.
Turn him loose.
399
00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:54,592
Okay, mr. Frane, you're
On the road again.
400
00:19:58,964 --> 00:20:04,413
"Stella dallas"...
Maudlin, saccharine pap.
401
00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,248
Listen, you,
402
00:20:06,272 --> 00:20:10,352
How would you like to sit through
A george brent comedy film festival?
403
00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,987
Oh, god.
404
00:20:12,011 --> 00:20:14,945
Yeah, so shut up
And watch your step.
405
00:20:31,997 --> 00:20:33,531
Hi.
406
00:20:35,935 --> 00:20:38,113
Is it okay if I use
Your men's room?
407
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:40,282
I'd just like to wash up.
408
00:20:40,306 --> 00:20:42,751
Oh, yeah, sure. Go ahead.
409
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:44,508
Thank you.
410
00:20:47,647 --> 00:20:49,547
I'm wendy.
411
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,452
I'm stan.
412
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,105
Well, I'd just like you to know
413
00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:07,765
That I think you're
Taking this very well, stan.
414
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:14,304
Thank you.
415
00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:26,928
Oh, miss mcwilliams,
You're still here.
416
00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:29,698
Yes, well, I looked
Through all the books,
417
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:31,967
But I just couldn't
Find anybody.
418
00:21:31,991 --> 00:21:33,602
Oh, um, harris?
419
00:21:33,626 --> 00:21:35,637
Got everything, barn.
420
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:37,806
Well, uh, thank you
For your cooperation.
421
00:21:37,830 --> 00:21:40,041
I'm afraid there's
Nothing more we can do.
422
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:42,511
You mean I have to leave?
423
00:21:44,069 --> 00:21:45,580
We all do.
424
00:21:45,604 --> 00:21:48,817
But you never found my
Purse, and I don't have any money
425
00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,952
Or my bus ticket
Back to middle falls!
426
00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:52,321
Well, I'm sorry, but, uh...
427
00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:55,324
But I thought the police
Were supposed to help people!
428
00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:57,225
We are. We do.
429
00:21:57,249 --> 00:21:59,894
Well, then, what about me?
430
00:21:59,918 --> 00:22:03,899
Well, there's the victim's
Aid center. Perhaps...
431
00:22:03,923 --> 00:22:06,335
They close at 5:00, barn.
432
00:22:06,359 --> 00:22:07,603
Oh.
433
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:09,104
Well, you wouldn't
Treat me this way
434
00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:11,128
If I were miss america.
435
00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:17,079
Barn... Yeah?
436
00:22:17,103 --> 00:22:19,181
Maybe there's
Something I can do.
437
00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:23,018
Yeah, fine, sure.
438
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:26,388
Now, look, wendy, he's
Telling you the truth.
439
00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:29,391
There is not much
That we can do here.
440
00:22:29,415 --> 00:22:32,416
- but, stan, I...
- but wait, no, wait.
441
00:22:38,191 --> 00:22:40,835
Uh, gentlemen, uh...
442
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:42,337
I was just leaving.
443
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:43,806
- let's go.
- what's going on?
444
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,662
Let's go.
445
00:22:53,406 --> 00:22:54,782
Did I do that?
446
00:22:54,806 --> 00:22:59,054
No, no.
447
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:01,656
Well...
448
00:23:01,680 --> 00:23:06,728
Uh, you've been here all
Day. You're probably hungry.
449
00:23:06,752 --> 00:23:11,199
So, uh, why don't we
Go get something to eat,
450
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,700
And then we can, uh,
451
00:23:12,724 --> 00:23:16,004
Figure out how to get
You home tomorrow?
452
00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:19,574
But I don't have any
Place to stay tonight.
453
00:23:19,598 --> 00:23:25,914
Well, uh... We'll
Figure out something.
454
00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:28,072
Let me get my coat.
455
00:23:32,645 --> 00:23:35,590
Gee, it's... It's
Awfully nice of you
456
00:23:35,614 --> 00:23:38,993
To go out of your way
Like this just for me.
457
00:23:39,017 --> 00:23:40,895
It's okay.
458
00:23:40,919 --> 00:23:42,430
W-what I mean is,
459
00:23:42,454 --> 00:23:45,555
Considering everything
You must have on your mind.
460
00:23:47,927 --> 00:23:51,739
Well...
461
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,976
There ain't much
I can do about it.
462
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:58,402
Well, maybe we could
Figure that out, too.
463
00:24:03,910 --> 00:24:05,476
Okay.
464
00:24:19,625 --> 00:24:23,105
I'll see you tomorrow, barn.
465
00:24:23,129 --> 00:24:24,861
Don't be late.
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