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Hey, Eddie. Aah!
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- What are you doing here?
- Watching you sleep.
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Why?
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It makes me feel, um, peaceful.
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Ha, ha. Ahem. Please.
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I can't sleep now!
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Oh, you want me to sing?
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No. Look.
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That's it. I want you
out of the apartment now!
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Oh, what are you talking about?
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Hannibal Lecter?
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Better roommate than you.
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No.
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I don't think you're being fair!
One night you see me, you get scared.
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What about the other nights
when you don't see me, huh?
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Last night you went
and got some water...
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...and I was nice enough to hide
behind the door. What that about, huh?
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- I didn't realize that.
- Ah.
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Get out now!
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Okay. You really want me out?
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Yes, please.
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Then I want to hear you say
you want me out.
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I want you out.
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I want to hear it from your lips.
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Where'd you hear it before?
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Oh, right, all right. You know what?
Consider me gone.
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I'll be out by the time
you get home from work tomorrow.
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Thank you.
I heard that.
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- Thanks.
- Hey.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Well, look at you!
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Finally got that
time machine working, huh?
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You like it?
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This guy was selling them
on 8th Avenue and I thought:
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- "You know what I don't have?"
- A mirror?
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Fine, make fun. I think it's jaunty.
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Wow! For a guy who's recently lost
his job, you're in a good mood.
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I'll be all right.
I'm not starting from square one.
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I was Dr. Drake Ramoray
on Days of our Lives.
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Huh? That's got to have
some kind of cachet.
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Cachet? Jaunty?
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Chandler gave me
word-of-the-day toilet paper.
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I'm gonna get some coffee.
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- Hey.
Hey.
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Oh! So? Did you read the book?
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Oh, my God. It was incredible!
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Didn't it, like, totally speak to you?
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- Whoa, whoa, what book is this?
- Oh.
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Uh! You have to read this book.
It's called Be Your Own Wind Keeper.
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Ooh. It's about how women need
to become more empowered.
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And, oh! But there's wind.
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And the wind can make us goddesses.
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Do you know who takes our wind?
Men. They just take it.
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Men just take our wind?
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Uh-huh. All the time.
Because they are the lightning-bearers.
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- Wow.
Yeah.
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That sounds kind of cool.
It's like The Hobbit.
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It is nothing like The Hobbit.
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It's like reading about
every relationship I've ever had.
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Except for Richard.
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Oh, yes. No.
Richard would never steal your wind.
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- No.
No.
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- Because he's yummy.
- Yes.
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But all the other ones.
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Oh, and the part about how
they're always drinking...
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...from our pool of inner power.
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But God forbid we should take a sip.
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Anybody want a cruller?
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This is a typical lightning-bearer thing.
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Right there. It's like, um...
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..."Hello. Who wants one of
my phallic-shaped man-cakes?"
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Don't worry about it, already!
Things happen.
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So you're not mad at me
for getting fired and everything?
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Joey, look at me.
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Look at me!
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Do I have lipstick on my teeth?
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No.
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Uh, can we get back to me?
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Look, honey. People get fired
left and right in this business.
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I already got you an audition
for Another World.
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All right!
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"Cab Driver Number 2"?
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You're welcome.
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But... But I was Dr. Drake Ramoray!
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How can I go from being
a neurosurgeon to driving a cab?
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Things change. Roll with them.
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But this is a two-line part!
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It's like taking a step backwards.
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I'm not gonna do this.
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Joey.
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I'm gonna tell you the same thing
I told Al Minza...
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...and his pyramid of dogs.
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Take any job you can get,
and don't make on the floor.
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I'm sorry.
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I'll see you.
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Uh, God!
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Oh, God! I mean, it's just so...
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Isn't it?
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Uh. This is like reading
about my own life!
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This book could have been called
Be Your Own Wind Keeper, Rachel!
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It wouldn't have sold
a million copies...
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...but it would've made
a nice gift for you.
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- Hey, you guys.
- Hey.
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Uh, sweetie, we've gotta go.
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No!
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No? Heh.
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No! Why do we always have to do
everything according to your timetable?
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Actually, it's the movie theater
that has the timetable.
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It's so you don't miss the beginning.
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This isn't about the movie theater.
This is about you stealing my wind.
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You go, girl!
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I can't pull that off, can I?
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Excuse me, your wind?
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Yes, my wind.
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How do you expect me to grow
if you won't let me blow?
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You know I don't...
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...have a problem with that.
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Okay.
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I just really need to be
with myself right now.
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I'm sorry.
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Mm, mm, mm.
- Uh, you're right.
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I don't have to apologize.
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Sorry. Damn it!
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- What is it?
- I don't know.
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It's got all this stuff
about wind and trees...
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...and some sacred pool.
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I don't really get it.
But she's pretty upset about it.
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This is why I don't date
women who read.
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Uh-oh.
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What? What's that?
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It's my VISA bill.
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Envelope one of two.
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- That can't be good.
- Open it, open it.
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- Oh, my God!
- Whoa!
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Look at this!
How did I spend so much money?
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Uh, that's just the minimum amount.
That's your total.
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Aah!
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Whoa, whoa. Thirty-five hundred dollars
at "Porcelain Safari"?
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My animals.
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The guy said they suited me. He spoke
with an accent. I was confused.
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Oh.
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I don't know what to do!
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You can start by driving a cab
on Another World.
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- What?
- That audition?
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That's a two-line part!
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Joey, you owe $1100
at "I Love Lucite. "
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- So what?
- So suck it up, man.
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It's a job. It's money.
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I don't need you getting judgmental
and condescending and pedantic.
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- Toilet paper?
- Yeah.
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I'm not being any of those things.
I'm being realistic.
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- You're supposed to be my friend!
- I am your friend.
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Then tell me things like,
"You'll be fine. "
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And "Something big's gonna
come along. I know it!"
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But I don't know it.
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What I do know is you owe $2300
at "Isn't It Chromantic?"
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I'm aware of what I owe.
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Then get some sense.
It took you 10 years to get that job.
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- How long till you get another?
- I don't want to hear this!
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I'm just saying...
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Well, don't "just say"!
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Oh. Maybe I should just go.
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Okay.
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I'll see you later.
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Just think about it.
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I don't need to think about it!
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I was Dr. Drake Ramoray!
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That was huge!
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Big things are gonna happen!
You'll see!
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Ross!
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You still there?
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- Hey, pal.
- Oh, God!
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What are you still doing here?
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Uh, just some basic dehydrating
of fruits and vegetables.
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Man alive, this thing's fantastic!
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Aren't you forgetting anything?
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Oh, yeah. I got us a new goldfish.
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He's feistier than the last one.
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Maybe because the last one
was made by Pepperidge Farm.
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Eddie, isn't there something else
you're supposed to be doing now?
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Not unless it's got something
to do with dehydrating.
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Because right now,
I'm a dehydrating maniac!
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I thought we had a deal.
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- I thought by the time I got...
- Uh, uh.
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You know what that is?
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Your last roommate's kidney?
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That's a tomato. Ha, ha.
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This one definitely goes in the display.
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It's in the display.
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Hey, Gunther.
Let me get a, uh, lemonade to go.
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Lemonade?
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You okay, man?
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Ahh, it's career stuff.
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They killed off
my character on the show.
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Oh, that's too bad.
How'd they do it?
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I fell down an elevator shaft.
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Oh. That sucks.
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I was buried in an avalanche.
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What?
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I used to be Brice on All My Children.
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Why must everybody watch me sleep?
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There'll be no more
watching me sleep! No more...
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...watching!
- I...
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Neh.
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I got some great stuff to dehydrate.
Grapes, apricots.
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I thought it'd be cool to see
what happens with these water balloons.
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Get out.
Get out, get out, get out!
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- What?
- You! Move out!
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Take your fruit!
Your stupid small fruit and get out!
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You want me to move out? Uh...
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Uh-huh.
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Heh. I, uh...
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Ooh! Ha, ha. I gotta tell you, that's kind
of out of the blue, don't you think?
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This is not out of the blue!
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This is smack-dab
in the middle of the blue!
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Whoa!
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Relax! Take it easy, buddy!
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You don't have to tell me twice.
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God, I mean, someone will be by
for my stuff.
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If you think I'm leaving you
alone with my fish, you're insane!
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You want some help?
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No help required, chico!
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All the way to the airport, huh?
You know, that's over 30 miles.
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That's gonna cost you about so bucks.
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Excuse me, that's "50" bucks.
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- What?
- Five-O dollars.
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Oh. You know what it is?
It's smudgy because they're fax pages.
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When I was on Days ofour Lives
as Dr. Drake Ramoray...
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...they'd send over
the whole script on real paper.
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Ha, ha. That's great.
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If you wanted to expand this scene,
like have the cab crash...
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...I could attend to the victims...
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...because I have a background
in medical acting.
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Okay, listen, thanks for coming in.
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No. Uh, don't thank me for coming in.
Uh, at least let me finish.
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Uh, we could take the expressway...
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...but, uh, this time of day
you're better off taking the budge.
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You were going for bridge there,
weren't you?
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I'll have a good day.
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Okay, question number 28.
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"Have you ever allowed
a lightning-bearer to take your wind?"
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I would have to say no.
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And I would have to say, "Pah, ha. "
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What?
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Do you not remember the puppet guy?
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You totally let him wash his feet
in the pool of your inner power.
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And his puppet too!
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Well, at least I didn't let some guy...
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...into the forest of my righteous truth
on the first date!
250
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:43,214
- Who?
- Paul!
251
00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:44,799
Oh!
252
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:48,177
Okay, okay, moving on, moving on.
Next question.
253
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,888
Okay, number 29.
254
00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:53,057
"Have you ever betrayed
another goddess...
255
00:14:53,309 --> 00:14:56,227
...for a lightning-bearer?"
Okay, number 30.
256
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:59,314
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Let's go back to 29.
257
00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:02,817
Not, uh...
258
00:15:02,985 --> 00:15:05,236
Ahem. Not to my recollection.
259
00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,073
Danny Arshack, ninth grade.
260
00:15:09,325 --> 00:15:11,868
You know the bottle
was pointing at me.
261
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:14,787
Only because you took up
half the circle!
262
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:21,210
Listen to you two. It's so sad.
263
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:22,503
Oh!
264
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:24,923
Looks like I'll be going to
the goddess meetings alone.
265
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:26,466
Mm.
266
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,719
Not when they find out
you slept with Jason...
267
00:15:29,887 --> 00:15:32,639
...an hour after
he broke up with Monica.
268
00:15:34,224 --> 00:15:36,100
One hour?
269
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:39,687
- You are such a leaf blower!
Oh!
270
00:15:41,315 --> 00:15:42,857
Ugh!
271
00:15:44,902 --> 00:15:46,152
Ugh.
272
00:15:53,369 --> 00:15:55,578
Oh, hey, uh,
be careful with that 3-D Last Supper.
273
00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:58,539
Judas is a little loose.
274
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:04,796
Oh, my God! What's going on?
275
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:09,258
They're taking all my stuff back.
I guess you were right.
276
00:16:09,426 --> 00:16:12,595
No, I wasn't right.
That's what I came here to tell you.
277
00:16:13,681 --> 00:16:17,266
I was totally hung up
on my own stuff the other day.
278
00:16:17,434 --> 00:16:21,187
No, listen. I need the whole
security thing, you know?
279
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:25,775
To know where my next paycheck is
coming from. But you don't need that.
280
00:16:25,943 --> 00:16:27,735
And that's amazing to me.
281
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,238
I could never do what you do.
282
00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,908
- Thanks.
- You hold out for something bigger.
283
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,202
I can't tell you
how much respect I have...
284
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:39,330
...for you not going
to that stupid audition.
285
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,165
- I went.
- Great! How did it go?
286
00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:43,710
- I didn't get it.
- Good for you!
287
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:45,128
You're living the dream!
288
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,796
- Huh?
- Ha, ha.
289
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,840
All right, then!
290
00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,926
- Oh, not my parrot.
- What?
291
00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,929
I can't watch this.
292
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:57,640
Hey, hold on, hold on.
293
00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:01,894
How much for the, uh?
How much to save the bird?
294
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:03,938
- Twelve hundred.
- Dollars?
295
00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:06,899
You spent $1200 on a plastic bird?
296
00:17:07,109 --> 00:17:10,069
Uh, it was an impulse buy.
Near the register.
297
00:17:10,612 --> 00:17:12,989
Go ahead with the bird.
298
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:17,535
- Do you have anything for around $200?
- Uh.
299
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:19,203
The dog.
300
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,706
- Huh?
- Yeah.
301
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:24,792
I'll take it.
302
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,711
My gift to you, man.
303
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:30,381
Thanks, Ross!
304
00:17:30,591 --> 00:17:32,675
I really liked that bird, though.
305
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,928
- But the dog! Oh!
- Yeah. Right?
306
00:17:44,438 --> 00:17:45,813
Here are your cakes.
307
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:47,315
We didn't order cake.
308
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,610
No, I know. Ahem. They're from me.
309
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,154
You guys, this is not good.
310
00:17:53,363 --> 00:17:55,865
We have enough trouble
with guys stealing our wind...
311
00:17:56,075 --> 00:17:58,159
...without taking it from each other.
312
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,203
- You're right.
You know?
313
00:18:01,121 --> 00:18:02,663
I love you goddesses.
314
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:05,249
I love you.
315
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:07,168
I don't ever want
to suck your wind again.
316
00:18:07,377 --> 00:18:08,836
Oh.
317
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,464
- Thank you. So are we good?
- Oh. We're good.
318
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:12,757
- We're good?
- Yes.
319
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:16,469
Okay. Let me take these back.
They'll take it out of my paycheck.
320
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,682
Ding-dong, the psycho's gone!
321
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,939
- Are you sure this time?
Yes.
322
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,024
I actually saw him leave.
323
00:18:30,275 --> 00:18:32,610
That guy is holding a human head.
324
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,446
He's holding a human head!
325
00:18:37,908 --> 00:18:38,991
Check it out, man!
326
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,328
I tore it off a mannequin
in the alley behind Macy's. Ha, ha.
327
00:18:42,496 --> 00:18:43,871
There is no alley behind Macy's.
328
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:46,541
So I got it in the junior miss
department. Big diff.
329
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:50,461
It'll make a hell of a conversation piece
at our next cocktail party, huh?
330
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:52,547
"Our next cocktail party"?
331
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:56,717
Yeah, you know, we'll put chips in it.
We'll make it a chip chick.
332
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,390
Eddie, do you remember yesterday?
333
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,684
Uh, yes, I think I vaguely recall it.
334
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:12,900
Ahem. Do you remember
talking to me yesterday?
335
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,277
Uh, yes.
336
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:20,658
So, what happened?
337
00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:22,869
We took a road trip to Las Vegas!
338
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:24,954
Oh, sweet Moses!
339
00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:29,167
So on this road trip,
uh, did you win any money?
340
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:32,587
Nah, I crapped out. But Mr. 21 here!
He cleans up!
341
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:35,089
$300! He buys me these new shoes.
Sweet, huh?
342
00:19:35,632 --> 00:19:36,757
Nice.
343
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:39,051
Uh, see you upstairs. See you, pals!
344
00:19:43,056 --> 00:19:44,974
Is anyone else starting
to really like him?
345
00:20:05,746 --> 00:20:06,829
May I help you?
346
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:11,334
Why doesn't my key work,
and what's my stuff doing downstairs?
347
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:14,378
I'm sorry. Aah.
348
00:20:15,005 --> 00:20:16,297
Have we met?
349
00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,799
It's Eddie, you freak!
Your roommate.
350
00:20:19,843 --> 00:20:21,385
I'm sorry, I, uh...
351
00:20:22,137 --> 00:20:24,388
...I already have a roommate.
352
00:20:26,516 --> 00:20:27,725
Hello.
353
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:35,942
Um, he's lived here for years.
I don't know what you're talking about.
354
00:20:36,109 --> 00:20:37,985
No, no. He's, uh...
355
00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:42,240
No, he moved out and I moved in.
356
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,701
Well, I think we'd remember
something like that.
357
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,455
I know I would. Ha, ha.
358
00:20:50,374 --> 00:20:52,375
That's, uh, a good point. Um...
359
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,043
Okay, wow. Huh.
360
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,504
I guess I got the wrong apartment.
361
00:20:58,465 --> 00:20:59,548
Look, I'm...
362
00:20:59,716 --> 00:21:02,009
- I'm terribly sorry.
- Hey, no problem.
363
00:21:02,219 --> 00:21:03,386
See you.
364
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:13,229
Goodbye, you fruit-drying psychopath.
365
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:18,609
- You want me to help you unpack?
- Nah, I'm okay. Oh, and, uh...
366
00:21:18,819 --> 00:21:22,488
Just so you know, I'm not
moving back in because I have to.
367
00:21:22,698 --> 00:21:25,408
I mean, I do have to, but...
368
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:28,786
It's just that that place,
it wasn't really...
369
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:30,788
I mean, this is...
370
00:21:32,165 --> 00:21:33,708
Welcome home, man.
371
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:45,678
- A little foos?
- Absolutely!
372
00:21:48,265 --> 00:21:50,057
What happened to the foosball?
373
00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,184
It's a cantaloupe.
374
00:21:57,399 --> 00:22:00,234
Are we gonna bring this out
every time Ross comes over?
375
00:22:00,402 --> 00:22:01,986
He paid a lot of money for it.
376
00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:11,037
- I'm gonna hold him a different way.
- All right.
377
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:15,958
If you hated it so much,
why'd you buy it in the first place?
378
00:22:16,209 --> 00:22:20,046
Well, I had a whole ceramic-zoo thing
going over there.
379
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:22,715
But without the other ones,
it looks tacky.
380
00:22:23,675 --> 00:22:27,219
Is he housetrained or will he leave
little bathroom tiles all over?
381
00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:29,221
Stay.
382
00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:32,058
Uh, stay!
383
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:34,435
Good fake dog.
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