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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,030 --> 00:00:04,030 Subtitle by peritta 2 00:00:09,530 --> 00:00:12,030 Where do you think you're going, Danny Zuko? 3 00:00:12,100 --> 00:00:14,230 It fits perfectly. Don't you like it? 4 00:00:14,300 --> 00:00:15,630 Ew. Why is it squeaking? 5 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:18,460 It's new. I just need to wear it in. 6 00:00:18,530 --> 00:00:19,960 You just need to wear it indoors. 7 00:00:20,030 --> 00:00:22,260 Or are you going to a drive-in movie? 8 00:00:22,330 --> 00:00:23,760 -[chuckling] I'm going to the snooker. 9 00:00:23,830 --> 00:00:26,160 With your father. -Is that tonight? 10 00:00:26,230 --> 00:00:27,800 You'll be okay. You've got Debs to... 11 00:00:27,860 --> 00:00:30,960 lick biscuits with. -I only like the biscuit. 12 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:33,460 She loves the cream. It's perfect! 13 00:00:33,530 --> 00:00:34,660 [Ring] 14 00:00:34,730 --> 00:00:36,860 [Ring] 15 00:00:36,930 --> 00:00:38,130 Mum? 16 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:40,100 I can't talk. I'm just cleaning an oven. 17 00:00:40,160 --> 00:00:42,030 Feels weird, you doing something 18 00:00:42,100 --> 00:00:43,460 with my dad, without me. 19 00:00:43,530 --> 00:00:46,030 Would you prefer a girlfriend who loves snooker? 20 00:00:46,100 --> 00:00:48,260 Such a mythical creature does not exist. 21 00:00:48,330 --> 00:00:50,260 And, no, of course not. You make up for it 22 00:00:50,330 --> 00:00:51,960 in so many other ways. 23 00:00:52,030 --> 00:00:55,660 Like stopping you wearing horrible, squeaky jackets? 24 00:00:55,730 --> 00:00:57,300 I'm keeping it. 25 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:59,260 Sorry can't hear you. 26 00:00:59,330 --> 00:01:02,660 -Lauren, uh, that was Mum, 27 00:01:02,730 --> 00:01:06,660 just calling to say she was -- and I quote -- "tickety-boo!" 28 00:01:06,730 --> 00:01:08,500 What's happened? Is she okay? 29 00:01:08,560 --> 00:01:10,830 Not sure. She said she's had two weird phone calls 30 00:01:10,900 --> 00:01:13,330 from someone calling themselves 31 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:15,430 [whispering] McCready. 32 00:01:17,260 --> 00:01:19,330 [Squeak] Who's McCready? 33 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:20,730 -McCready. 34 00:01:20,800 --> 00:01:23,730 He was the ghost that used to haunt our house. 35 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,430 Thank you. That clears that up, then. 36 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:27,430 [Bagpipes playing] -I first saw him when I was 12. 37 00:01:27,500 --> 00:01:29,400 He was tall, with fire-red eyes, 38 00:01:29,460 --> 00:01:31,230 and dressed like an old highland warrior. 39 00:01:31,300 --> 00:01:33,500 Aaaah! 40 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,700 She was doing a school project on highland warriors. 41 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,900 I know, he was just a bad dream. -You didn't think so, 42 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:39,060 at the time. She was obsessed. 43 00:01:39,130 --> 00:01:40,900 She kept a diary about him. 44 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:43,400 None of us were allowed to say his name five times. 45 00:01:43,460 --> 00:01:44,730 -So no one could summon him 46 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,660 and his demonic powers of evil. 47 00:01:46,730 --> 00:01:48,760 McCready, McCready. 48 00:01:48,830 --> 00:01:50,360 Ed, you should never joke about with the occult. 49 00:01:50,430 --> 00:01:51,760 McCready. -No. 50 00:01:51,830 --> 00:01:55,760 McCready, McCready! -Stop! 51 00:01:55,830 --> 00:01:58,660 Die, ya English tart! Die! 52 00:01:58,730 --> 00:02:00,230 Overheard. Couldn't resist. 53 00:02:00,300 --> 00:02:03,400 Just popped round to see why Lauren's sister popped round. 54 00:02:03,460 --> 00:02:04,800 Oh, 55 00:02:04,860 --> 00:02:07,260 Eddie bear, that jacket. 56 00:02:07,330 --> 00:02:08,960 [Squeak] 57 00:02:09,030 --> 00:02:10,230 [whispering] Still think you look like a Grease reject. 58 00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:13,830 -Well, I've certainly got chills multiplying 59 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:16,730 and I could definitely lose control. 60 00:02:16,800 --> 00:02:19,030 That's far enough, Lydia. You know the rules. 61 00:02:21,660 --> 00:02:23,730 [Squeak] -Hiss. 62 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:24,960 [Cackling] 63 00:02:25,030 --> 00:02:26,500 Do you think we should go to Mum's? 64 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,260 Why, because of this McCready thing? 65 00:02:28,330 --> 00:02:31,130 Well, that, and she will have better biscuits. 66 00:02:31,200 --> 00:02:32,600 Biccies? -Uh-huh. 67 00:02:32,660 --> 00:02:34,100 Biccies! 68 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:37,500 Oh, yeah. Do the biccy dance. 69 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:40,460  Do the biccy dance!  70 00:02:40,530 --> 00:02:41,630  Biccies!  71 00:02:41,700 --> 00:02:43,730  Do the biccy dance!  72 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:45,400 [Scat singing] 73 00:02:57,730 --> 00:03:01,500 The Powell family! Study their faces. 74 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:06,700 The goofy son; the mother's hairy lip; 75 00:03:06,760 --> 00:03:09,460 Mr. Powell's smug, git face. 76 00:03:09,530 --> 00:03:12,730 Hate these faces, Charlie, hate them. 77 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,360 -Mum says you take bowling way too seriously. 78 00:03:15,430 --> 00:03:16,900 Ah, what does she expect? 79 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:20,000 After she banned you from "dangerous" football. 80 00:03:20,060 --> 00:03:21,530 No! 81 00:03:21,600 --> 00:03:25,400 [Laughing] You're rubbish! 82 00:03:25,460 --> 00:03:27,130 [Laughing] 83 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:29,130 Crow-in-face! 84 00:03:29,200 --> 00:03:30,330 [gasping] Crow. 85 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:32,530 -It's okay, Charlie, there are no crows in here. 86 00:03:32,600 --> 00:03:37,700 Your mum doesn't understand that men die without sport. 87 00:03:37,760 --> 00:03:40,630 Plus, she'll never know the pain that was 88 00:03:40,700 --> 00:03:43,000 missing out to the Powells last time. 89 00:03:43,060 --> 00:03:45,000 But it's our turn: 90 00:03:45,060 --> 00:03:46,330 you; me; 91 00:03:46,400 --> 00:03:48,460 and our star player, Robbie. Do you know why? 92 00:03:48,530 --> 00:03:49,830 'Cause, two days ago, 93 00:03:49,900 --> 00:03:52,460 Mr. Powell cut his hand, shaving. 94 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:54,360 This is our chance. 95 00:03:54,430 --> 00:03:56,300 "The ladder of success 96 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:59,330 is best climbed on the rungs of opportunity." 97 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:02,360 Do you know who said that? -Fireman Sam? 98 00:04:02,430 --> 00:04:04,800 No, you wally. 99 00:04:04,860 --> 00:04:06,530 Joey Barton. 100 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,060 [Ring] 101 00:04:08,130 --> 00:04:11,300 Jane! Hi! 102 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,460 How's Robbie? Did he sleep well? Is he raring to g-- 103 00:04:14,530 --> 00:04:16,800 Pardon? 104 00:04:16,860 --> 00:04:18,760 Appendicitis? 105 00:04:18,830 --> 00:04:21,060 Yeah, but he can still play tonight -- 106 00:04:21,130 --> 00:04:23,300 Well, how burst is it?! 107 00:04:26,460 --> 00:04:28,430 I wish you'd have let me answer the phone. 108 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,260 I'd have put him in his place. -Well, you were too busy, 109 00:04:30,330 --> 00:04:32,730 deciding on your best snooker trousers. 110 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:34,860 -Yes, well, we shall be sitting down for a good while 111 00:04:34,930 --> 00:04:36,430 and comfort is paramount. 112 00:04:36,500 --> 00:04:38,260 Now, are you sure you're going to be okay? 113 00:04:38,330 --> 00:04:41,230 I'll be fine. I've got my two grownup daughters with me. 114 00:04:41,300 --> 00:04:42,960 [Giggling, rattling] Deborah, Lauren! 115 00:04:43,030 --> 00:04:44,560 You'd better not be rearranging my badgers. 116 00:04:44,630 --> 00:04:47,030 [Cackle] -Go on, get to your snooker. 117 00:04:47,100 --> 00:04:49,260 Which, yes, I shall remember to record. 118 00:04:49,330 --> 00:04:50,860 And will you remember to lock the shed door and that 119 00:04:50,930 --> 00:04:53,430 my chap might be calling about the computer being serviced, 120 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:54,900 and could you give the garden a drink with the hosepipe? 121 00:04:54,960 --> 00:04:57,460 Yes, I'll do it all. 122 00:04:57,530 --> 00:04:59,930 As long as Lauren's ghost hasn't dragged me to hell. 123 00:05:00,060 --> 00:05:02,000 You'll be fine, Emma. And Lauren will know what to do, 124 00:05:02,060 --> 00:05:03,260 should the walls start bleeding 125 00:05:03,330 --> 00:05:06,030 or if a poltergeist starts throwing plates about. 126 00:05:06,100 --> 00:05:07,330 Oh, we don't need a poltergeist for that. 127 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:08,960 She went ballistic when I told her 128 00:05:09,030 --> 00:05:10,300 I'd bought you a ticket. 129 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:11,700 "He should be buying you tickets, Clive. 130 00:05:11,760 --> 00:05:13,360 He's the millionaire!" 131 00:05:13,430 --> 00:05:15,830 His little jokes. 132 00:05:26,500 --> 00:05:27,800 Told you we should've asked Ellie. 133 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,800 What, after last time, when she cried 134 00:05:29,860 --> 00:05:31,800 'cause the bowling shoes didn't matching her jumper? 135 00:05:31,860 --> 00:05:34,860 Yeah, exactly. Look, he's here. 136 00:05:34,930 --> 00:05:38,900 At least, I think it's him. 137 00:05:50,900 --> 00:05:54,330 Sorry I'm late, Keith. I had to find all me stuff. Ta-da! 138 00:05:54,400 --> 00:05:55,930 Feels great to be back in the old gear again. 139 00:05:56,000 --> 00:05:57,630 Still fits me like a glove, ha. 140 00:05:57,700 --> 00:06:00,600 Hi. Alan Walker. 141 00:06:00,660 --> 00:06:04,730 Though you may know me as The Pinslayer. 142 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:06,530 So, 143 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:08,360 all this gear's yours, yeah? 144 00:06:08,430 --> 00:06:10,500 Yeah, used to play a couple of years ago. 145 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:12,830 Everyone was frightened of me and Betty. 146 00:06:12,900 --> 00:06:14,730 Isn't she a darling? 147 00:06:14,800 --> 00:06:17,560 Betty and I used to light up the Home Counties league. 148 00:06:17,630 --> 00:06:18,830 Anywho, 149 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:21,730 shall we get this party started? 150 00:06:29,300 --> 00:06:31,700 [Rumble] 151 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:34,330 [Hum] 152 00:06:34,400 --> 00:06:36,000 [Rumble] 153 00:06:36,060 --> 00:06:37,530 [Hum] 154 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:39,160 Fly, Betty, fly! 155 00:06:45,830 --> 00:06:48,760 What wood is this lane made from? 156 00:06:48,830 --> 00:06:50,800 Polyurethane topcoat, is it? 157 00:06:58,900 --> 00:07:02,000 Why have I got a bad feeling in my stomach, Dad? 158 00:07:02,060 --> 00:07:03,430 -Have you been eating Lego again? 159 00:07:03,500 --> 00:07:04,600 No. 160 00:07:04,660 --> 00:07:09,530 -Then it's dread, son. It's dread. 161 00:07:11,860 --> 00:07:16,830 Wow, fabulous seats, Clive. So near the table. 162 00:07:16,900 --> 00:07:19,400 Thank you. -It's nothing. 163 00:07:19,460 --> 00:07:21,730 Pleased to have somebody to come with. 164 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:23,730 Ah, the snooker! 165 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:27,160 Drama and excitement, yet peace and quiet. 166 00:07:27,230 --> 00:07:29,430 Name me a better place to get away from the other half 167 00:07:29,500 --> 00:07:30,900 for a few hours. 168 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:32,960 -A massage parlor? 169 00:07:33,030 --> 00:07:34,460 [laughing] I'm joking. 170 00:07:34,530 --> 00:07:38,330 I've been looking forward to coming here for days. 171 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:41,300 That's why I feel so guilty. 172 00:07:41,360 --> 00:07:44,230 The thing is, Lauren and I have been together, 173 00:07:44,300 --> 00:07:46,660 we've been doing everything together, for months, now. 174 00:07:46,730 --> 00:07:48,060 The honeymoon period. 175 00:07:48,130 --> 00:07:50,330 -So I've been looking forward to coming here all week. 176 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,260 Not because I'm tired of Lauren 177 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:54,230 or because I don't enjoy her company. It's just -- 178 00:07:54,300 --> 00:07:55,630 You need a break. 179 00:07:55,700 --> 00:07:57,760 I'll let you in to a little secret. 180 00:07:57,830 --> 00:08:00,800 On our honeymoon, I ditched Emma 181 00:08:00,860 --> 00:08:03,460 to watch the '76 FA Cup Final. 182 00:08:03,530 --> 00:08:05,900 [laughing] But you hate football. 183 00:08:05,960 --> 00:08:09,300 Exactly. Just needed to get away for an hour or two. 184 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:11,200 Stop being so hard on yourself. 185 00:08:11,260 --> 00:08:14,630 Lauren knows what you think of her. 186 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:18,130 Now we're here, let's just relax and enjoy ourselves. 187 00:08:18,200 --> 00:08:19,830 Who do you fancy to win? 188 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:21,800 -Well, not Maynard, that's for sure. 189 00:08:21,860 --> 00:08:24,300 He hasn't got a chance in hell. 190 00:08:24,360 --> 00:08:27,830 Good luck, Maynard. 191 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:31,030 These seats are very close, aren't they? 192 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:33,830 Is this a hustle? Have they got to you, Alan? Are they 193 00:08:33,900 --> 00:08:36,000 paying you to be this bad? -Oh, look, the snooker's on. 194 00:08:36,060 --> 00:08:38,160 Don't try and change the subject! 195 00:08:38,230 --> 00:08:40,930 I just need to warm up, that's all. 196 00:08:46,700 --> 00:08:50,230 [Laughter] 197 00:08:50,300 --> 00:08:52,630 All right, it's your turn. 198 00:08:52,700 --> 00:08:55,330 This time, just try and get the ball 199 00:08:55,400 --> 00:08:59,300 in the general compass direction of the pins, okay? 200 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,830 Fly, Betty, fly! 201 00:09:10,760 --> 00:09:12,330 I got 'em. 202 00:09:12,430 --> 00:09:13,700 I got 'em. 203 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,360 Brilliant, Alan! 204 00:09:15,430 --> 00:09:17,200 Think that was a fluke? 205 00:09:20,530 --> 00:09:23,360 So no more calls, then? 206 00:09:23,430 --> 00:09:25,430 -Thank goodness. Well, you should've heard him. 207 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,100 He definitely said "McCready" 208 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:28,560 and that he was coming here tonight. 209 00:09:28,630 --> 00:09:30,100 I just put the phone down. 210 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,860 The voice, it was horrible! 211 00:09:31,930 --> 00:09:35,760 It was all croaky and with an air of menace. 212 00:09:35,830 --> 00:09:38,960 Are you sure it wasn't Auntie Joan? 213 00:09:39,030 --> 00:09:41,030 Are you sure it wasn't you? You managed to dig out 214 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:43,130 your McCready diary rather easily, didn't you? 215 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:46,200 -I was nostalgic. And why would I want to scare Mum? 216 00:09:46,260 --> 00:09:50,300 Ahem. Listen to this: 217 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:54,730 "October 15, 1992. 218 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:58,130 Tonight, I saw something. 219 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,100 I heard a strange moaning coming from the kitchen. 220 00:10:01,160 --> 00:10:05,030 There was McCready, his back to me, 221 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:07,400 standing in his kilt. 222 00:10:07,460 --> 00:10:09,800 Then I saw it was just Mum in a tartan skirt." 223 00:10:09,860 --> 00:10:11,100 Extraordinary. -No, wait wait wait wait. 224 00:10:11,160 --> 00:10:12,800 There's something else in the margin. 225 00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:14,260 [Gasp] 226 00:10:14,330 --> 00:10:16,930 "I (heart) 227 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:19,360 Take That." 228 00:10:19,430 --> 00:10:22,130 Yes, I do. 229 00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:23,960 You know, if this house is haunted, 230 00:10:24,030 --> 00:10:25,800 then it's all Lauren's fault. 231 00:10:25,860 --> 00:10:27,900 She used to do Ouija boards in our bedroom. 232 00:10:27,960 --> 00:10:29,360 No, it wasn't a proper Ouija board. 233 00:10:29,430 --> 00:10:31,430 I just used to use some Scrabble letters 234 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:32,800 and a Dairylea triangle. 235 00:10:32,860 --> 00:10:34,400 So don't worry, Mum. 236 00:10:34,460 --> 00:10:35,430 -It doesn't bother me. I don't believe 237 00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:38,400 all that mumbo-jumbo: ghosts, demons, 238 00:10:38,460 --> 00:10:40,030 the Green Party. 239 00:10:40,100 --> 00:10:42,030 [Ring] 240 00:10:42,130 --> 00:10:44,260 [Ring] 241 00:10:44,330 --> 00:10:45,930 Hello? 242 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,030 [Scottish accent] Don't slam the phone down on me again. 243 00:10:48,100 --> 00:10:49,560 [Gasp] 244 00:10:49,630 --> 00:10:51,930 -Who's doing this? 245 00:10:52,000 --> 00:10:54,700 [gasp] What about Lydia? 246 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,630 No. For it to be Lydia, she'd have had to 247 00:10:56,700 --> 00:10:58,700 sneak into our house, gone through my things, 248 00:10:58,760 --> 00:11:00,200 found my diary, memorized it, 249 00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:03,500 then got Mum and Dad's number, to start crank calling. 250 00:11:06,760 --> 00:11:09,860 You're right, it's probably Lydia. 251 00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,500 17. 252 00:11:11,560 --> 00:11:13,660 -Ugh. [sniffle] 253 00:11:13,730 --> 00:11:16,260 [chuckling] You do love snooker, don't you, Clive? 254 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:17,860 No, it's not that! 255 00:11:17,930 --> 00:11:19,500 This woman in front of me, 256 00:11:19,560 --> 00:11:24,800 she's wearing a mohair jumper and I'm allergic to mo-- 257 00:11:24,860 --> 00:11:26,260 mo-- 258 00:11:26,330 --> 00:11:27,760 By-ya! 259 00:11:27,830 --> 00:11:28,830 [Spectators murmur] 260 00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:32,300 Sorry. Sorry. 261 00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,330 Settle down, please. 262 00:11:35,700 --> 00:11:37,760 Beeyeah! 263 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,330 -Andrew Maynard, 17. 264 00:11:39,400 --> 00:11:41,030 Settle down. 265 00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:43,800 -Sorry. So sorry. 266 00:11:43,860 --> 00:11:46,030 [whispering] This is intolerable! 267 00:11:46,100 --> 00:11:48,900 I can't sit through the entire match like this! 268 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:53,260 [whispering] Would you mind taking your top off? 269 00:11:53,330 --> 00:11:54,660 Or is there nothing underneath? 270 00:11:56,400 --> 00:11:58,200 [Squeak] 271 00:11:58,260 --> 00:11:59,930 [Squeak] 272 00:12:00,060 --> 00:12:01,760 Whoever's making that noise, can they please stop? 273 00:12:01,830 --> 00:12:03,500 [Squeak] 274 00:12:04,830 --> 00:12:06,900 So sorry. Huge apologies. 275 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:11,060 No more noise. -No more noise. 276 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:13,060 [Squeak] 277 00:12:13,130 --> 00:12:15,230 [Squeak] 278 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:16,830 Just lower them and sit still. 279 00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:19,060 [Squeak] 280 00:12:20,630 --> 00:12:22,500 Bizzo! 281 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,330 -[Murmuring] 282 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:28,430 I'm sorry. Sorry. 283 00:12:30,330 --> 00:12:32,900 [Cheering] 284 00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:34,430 And that's. the. first. game. 285 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:37,400 We. are. kick-ing. their. butts. 286 00:12:37,460 --> 00:12:39,060 Go and get the victory ice creams, 287 00:12:39,130 --> 00:12:41,360 Charlie. 288 00:12:41,430 --> 00:12:43,860 Do you think that's wise? We've only won one game. 289 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:46,060 We shouldn't be gloating. -Ah, to hell with modesty. 290 00:12:46,130 --> 00:12:48,530 They were laughing at your bowler's bum, before. 291 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:51,200 But you're The Pinslayer. Say it. 292 00:12:51,260 --> 00:12:52,500 I'm The Pinslayer. 293 00:12:52,560 --> 00:12:54,830 No! Say it like you mean it. 294 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,400 I'm The Pinslayer! 295 00:12:56,460 --> 00:12:57,660 Like you really mean it! 296 00:12:57,730 --> 00:13:00,400 -I am The Pinslayer, hear me roar! 297 00:13:00,460 --> 00:13:02,560 I will break you and crush you 298 00:13:02,630 --> 00:13:04,400 and then take your wife as my own! 299 00:13:04,460 --> 00:13:07,560 O-kay, that's too much. 300 00:13:11,560 --> 00:13:15,230 Wine, gin, tonics, 301 00:13:15,300 --> 00:13:17,060 just in case you haven't got any, Lauren's mum. 302 00:13:17,130 --> 00:13:18,460 Rum, 303 00:13:18,530 --> 00:13:20,230 Angostura bitters, 304 00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:22,630 lager, cider, 305 00:13:22,700 --> 00:13:23,830 more gin. 306 00:13:23,900 --> 00:13:25,100 Ooh! 307 00:13:25,160 --> 00:13:27,500 And a packet of Nik Naks. 308 00:13:27,560 --> 00:13:29,460 Lydia, we didn't invite you round for a party. 309 00:13:29,530 --> 00:13:31,960 We summoned you. -Remind me? 310 00:13:32,030 --> 00:13:33,660 To tell you to stop making crank calls, 311 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:35,130 to come over and explain, 312 00:13:35,200 --> 00:13:37,060 apologize to my mum. 313 00:13:37,130 --> 00:13:38,930 You all know what I've done, don't you? 314 00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:41,930 I've forgotten the lemons! 315 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:44,630 Oh, just admit it! You're the only one with a motive 316 00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:46,960 and the opportunity and the downright craziness. 317 00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:48,060 -I'm crazy? 318 00:13:48,130 --> 00:13:49,760 I'm not the one with a roomful of badgers. 319 00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,930 It's like being in Wind in the Willows. 320 00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,260 Or Amityville Horror. Well, I'm just saying: 321 00:13:54,330 --> 00:13:55,960 if it isn't her, then it's got to be someone else. 322 00:13:56,030 --> 00:13:57,830 Something else. 323 00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:00,130 You mean like ghosts? -No, of course not. It's just -- 324 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,660 Why don't you explain what's happening, then, Debs. 325 00:14:02,730 --> 00:14:04,400 I'm with you, Lauren's sister. 326 00:14:04,460 --> 00:14:06,800 The only thing evil in this house is that cushion. 327 00:14:06,860 --> 00:14:08,830 Ghosts don't exist. 328 00:14:08,900 --> 00:14:12,130 [Ring] 329 00:14:12,230 --> 00:14:13,830 [Ring] 330 00:14:13,900 --> 00:14:16,830 McCready? -Yes. 331 00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,230 I'll return tonight. 332 00:14:18,300 --> 00:14:20,000 Oh, you think you're scaring us, but you're not. 333 00:14:20,060 --> 00:14:23,960 This fearful throb in my voice is just purely coincidental. 334 00:14:24,030 --> 00:14:26,160 Do you hear me? Hello! 335 00:14:26,230 --> 00:14:28,060 [Dial tone] -Hello! Hey! 336 00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:30,830 He's hung up. He's hung up. 337 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,300 Well! At least we know it's not her. 338 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,700 Who is this ghost?! What does he want?! 339 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,630 What have you done to him?! -Please get her off me! 340 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:38,060 Get her off! -We're all going to die-ie-ie! 341 00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:40,400 Lydia! Lydia! 342 00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:43,700 REFEREE: One. 343 00:14:48,030 --> 00:14:49,630 [whispering] I can't see the balls for tears! 344 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:51,660 Have you got a tissue, Ed? 345 00:14:51,730 --> 00:14:54,200 -Hang on. 346 00:14:54,260 --> 00:14:55,800 [Squeak] 347 00:14:55,900 --> 00:14:57,800 [Squeak] 348 00:14:57,860 --> 00:14:59,400 Like taking a plaster off -- 349 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:00,900 all at once. 350 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,430 [Squeaking] 351 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:05,900 Foul and a miss. 352 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,300 Look, I won't warn you again. 353 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:08,960 Be quiet. 354 00:15:09,030 --> 00:15:10,600 [Ring] 355 00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,360 MAN: Oh, come on. 356 00:15:12,430 --> 00:15:13,600 [Ring] 357 00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:15,260 [Murmuring] -Ugh! 358 00:15:15,330 --> 00:15:18,030 [Ringing] -I'm so sorry. 359 00:15:18,100 --> 00:15:20,230 I forgot to -- I've never 360 00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,700 turned this off before. -Give it here, man. 361 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:23,860 No, you'll squeak! 362 00:15:23,930 --> 00:15:26,130 It'll be quicker if I just answer it. 363 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:30,400 Clive? -I can't talk now, Emma. 364 00:15:30,460 --> 00:15:32,700 You will talk! We need the submenu code 365 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:34,930 for the burglar alarm, for the doors and windows. 366 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,560 Go away! 367 00:15:36,630 --> 00:15:39,360 I'll text it to you! 368 00:15:39,430 --> 00:15:40,760 Please don't kick us out. 369 00:15:40,830 --> 00:15:43,300 I love snooker more than life itself! 370 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,230 Do you want them removing from the auditorium? 371 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:47,930 [Murmuring] 372 00:15:53,260 --> 00:15:56,360 [Beeping] 373 00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:10,830 Clive. -I've just put it on silent. 374 00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:12,260 No, I've got an itch. 375 00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:15,200 You're going to have to scratch me. 376 00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:17,700 I can't do it, can I? I'd squeak. 377 00:16:17,760 --> 00:16:20,030 Please! It's the tip of my nose. 378 00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:26,130 Ah. 379 00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,530 That's it. 380 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,700 Now on my neck. 381 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,860 Up a bit. 382 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:41,130 Left. Left, a bit more. 383 00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:42,400 Ah. 384 00:16:43,930 --> 00:16:45,360 Ahh! That's it. 385 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:53,460 REFEREE: 6. 386 00:16:53,530 --> 00:16:55,930 -And my chest. 387 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:58,660 Please! This is torture. 388 00:17:04,930 --> 00:17:06,560 That's no good. You're going to have to reach inside. 389 00:17:10,060 --> 00:17:11,660 MAN: For God's sake. 390 00:17:20,230 --> 00:17:23,330 Ahh. Ahh-ahh-ahh. 391 00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,260 [Giggling] 392 00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,060 Yeah! 393 00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:49,300 Strike! 394 00:17:54,830 --> 00:17:56,400 [Hum] 395 00:17:56,460 --> 00:17:58,430 It's my phone. 396 00:17:58,500 --> 00:18:01,100 Yes, and it's tickling me. 397 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,900 It'll be Emma. It'll stop soon. 398 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:05,330 [Hum] 399 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,930 [Hum] 400 00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:14,330 I can't sit here with that tickling me. 401 00:18:14,400 --> 00:18:16,300 You're going to have to scratch me again. 402 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:19,160 [Hum] 403 00:18:19,230 --> 00:18:20,460 [Hum] 404 00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:24,300 Leave. me. alone. 405 00:18:24,360 --> 00:18:26,060 I need that alarm code! 406 00:18:26,130 --> 00:18:31,630 It's 232-- 407 00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:33,160 I can't hear you! Speak up! 408 00:18:33,230 --> 00:18:36,830 I said it's 232-- 409 00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:38,160 I can't hear a word you're saying! 410 00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:41,300 I want you to leave the snooker this instant, Clive! 411 00:18:41,360 --> 00:18:44,100 There they are! -Oh, Mum, Mum, Mum, Mum! 412 00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:46,730 Dad, it's Lauren. Just hold up your fingers 413 00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:48,560 to tell us the code. We can see you right now. 414 00:18:48,630 --> 00:18:49,830 Oh oh oh, 415 00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:52,100 and tell Ed he looks very handsome 416 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,830 on the television. Mwah. 417 00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:06,460 There, 2. 418 00:19:06,530 --> 00:19:07,760 3. 419 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,400 He would never make a gesture like that 420 00:19:17,460 --> 00:19:18,830 to a professional snooker player. 421 00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,230 Mr. Maynard said you were also 422 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:23,200 making disparaging remarks about him before the match. 423 00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:25,230 True, but I never intended him to hear those. 424 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:28,160 There's nothing malicious going on. 425 00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:30,200 See? I've even taken off my jacket 426 00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,130 and given it to this lady here. 427 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:34,160 Inside-out -- no more squeaking, no more sneezing. 428 00:19:34,230 --> 00:19:36,500 And we're turning our mobile phones off. 429 00:19:36,560 --> 00:19:39,660 -Ah. 430 00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:42,060 I think we should leave one phone on, 431 00:19:42,130 --> 00:19:44,530 just in case Emma and Lauren need us in an emergency. 432 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,500 What, you mean like Casper the Friendly Ghost attacking them? 433 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:51,200 Okay, fine. I'll leave mine in silent mode, 434 00:19:51,260 --> 00:19:53,860 but I am definitely not scratching you again. 435 00:19:53,930 --> 00:19:55,330 -One more distraction, 436 00:19:55,400 --> 00:19:57,500 you're out. -We won't make another sound. 437 00:19:57,560 --> 00:19:58,830 [Musical ringtone]  438 00:19:58,900 --> 00:20:01,560 As soon as play resumes. 439 00:20:01,630 --> 00:20:03,500 Excuse me. 440 00:20:03,560 --> 00:20:06,030 Sorry. 441 00:20:06,100 --> 00:20:08,500 Alan, I'm at the snooker. -Yeah, I know. 442 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:12,230 It's on here. That Maynard's appalling. 443 00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:13,860 But you got to get down here, Ed. 444 00:20:13,930 --> 00:20:16,000 I'm bowling the game of me life. 445 00:20:16,060 --> 00:20:18,300 This moment's bigger than the moon landing 446 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:21,730 or when Nando's first opened. 447 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:24,960 I have to switch my phone off. Play's about to resume. 448 00:20:25,030 --> 00:20:26,830 We're in trouble for distracting. 449 00:20:26,900 --> 00:20:29,200 Distracting? -Maynard. 450 00:20:29,260 --> 00:20:31,830 He seems to be getting put off by the slightest things: 451 00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:34,330 my jacket squeaking, 452 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:36,400 sneezes, phones going off. 453 00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:37,830 You'd think that a professional 454 00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,730 wouldn't be fazed by that sort of thing. 455 00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:42,060 No, us athletes are finely tuned. 456 00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:44,330 The slightest thing to unsettle us and... 457 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,930 Fascinating, Jessica Ennis, but I've really got to go. 458 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:54,000 [Mobile rings, music throbs] 459 00:20:54,060 --> 00:20:57,160 [Child squeals] 460 00:20:57,230 --> 00:21:01,060 Alan, everything okay? -Distractions. 461 00:21:01,130 --> 00:21:02,400 What? 462 00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:03,900 I've got a routine. 463 00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,730 I created my routine to clear my mind, 464 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,700 but I've just been talking to Ed about distractions 465 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:09,430 and I keep thinking about them. 466 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,130 I'm getting distracted by distractions. 467 00:21:11,200 --> 00:21:12,930 There aren't any distractions. 468 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:15,700 The background noise, the music playing, 469 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:18,360 that feral child whose parents aren't keeping an eye on him, 470 00:21:18,430 --> 00:21:19,800 phones ringing. 471 00:21:19,860 --> 00:21:22,260 But, worse than all these put together -- 472 00:21:22,330 --> 00:21:25,800 Did you notice 473 00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:28,230 that Mrs. Powell has a mustache? 474 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:31,260 [Quincy Jones's "Ironside" plays] 475 00:21:38,130 --> 00:21:39,260 Forget about the mustache. 476 00:21:39,330 --> 00:21:41,700 Just bowl, Alan. Focus! 477 00:21:41,760 --> 00:21:45,460 Focus, right. 478 00:21:45,530 --> 00:21:47,460 Focus. 479 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:57,960 [Rumble] 480 00:21:58,030 --> 00:21:59,360 [Hum] 481 00:21:59,430 --> 00:22:01,160 Fly, Betty, fly! 482 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:13,430 Lydia, now we know it wasn't you, 483 00:22:13,500 --> 00:22:15,530 there's no need for you to stay. -Oh, I think I'd better, 484 00:22:15,600 --> 00:22:17,960 Lauren's mum. What if you opened the door to let me out 485 00:22:18,030 --> 00:22:19,660 and a maniac pounced on me? 486 00:22:19,730 --> 00:22:21,530 It's a chance I'm willing to take. 487 00:22:21,600 --> 00:22:24,330 I could ring for my special friend Raul to come over, 488 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,960 protect us? -Ra-ul? 489 00:22:27,030 --> 00:22:28,300 He's very handsome. 490 00:22:28,360 --> 00:22:29,760 And reasonable. 491 00:22:29,830 --> 00:22:31,630 Where's your computer? 492 00:22:31,700 --> 00:22:33,800 It's away, for some service or other. 493 00:22:33,860 --> 00:22:36,930 Oh, that's a shame. I could've shown you his photo 494 00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:38,430 on guystonight.com. 495 00:22:38,500 --> 00:22:39,800 They provide 496 00:22:39,860 --> 00:22:43,660 quality male company for today's more discerning lady. 497 00:22:43,730 --> 00:22:45,260 [Giggling] -Want me to give him a ring? 498 00:22:45,330 --> 00:22:47,100 That won't be necessary. Thank you. 499 00:22:47,160 --> 00:22:50,460 Though, I admit, I would feel safer if your father were back. 500 00:22:50,530 --> 00:22:53,430 Look at him there, watching his beloved snooker, 501 00:22:53,500 --> 00:22:56,430 without a care in the world, 502 00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:58,500 while we're barricaded in for our lives. 503 00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,930 Keith's the same. 504 00:23:00,060 --> 00:23:02,060 He's bowling, so he won't pick up the phone. 505 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:05,660 Sport. I'd sooner have competed for Eddie's affection 506 00:23:05,730 --> 00:23:07,830 with another woman than bloody sport. 507 00:23:07,900 --> 00:23:10,330 Whenever a man says "I'm just going for a round of golf", 508 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:13,160 what he actually means is "I can't stand your face! 509 00:23:13,230 --> 00:23:15,660 Get out of my way, or I'll spit in your eye." 510 00:23:15,730 --> 00:23:17,600 That's not true. 511 00:23:17,660 --> 00:23:19,230 Is it? 512 00:23:19,300 --> 00:23:21,660 We all become sports widows, at some point, Lauren. 513 00:23:21,730 --> 00:23:23,230 Ed really wanted to go to the snooker. 514 00:23:23,300 --> 00:23:25,500 I'm a snooker widow. 515 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:26,860 Ouch! Already? 516 00:23:26,930 --> 00:23:29,400 It's not like Ed's going to meet someone at the snooker, is it? 517 00:23:29,460 --> 00:23:31,360 -Really?! 518 00:23:31,430 --> 00:23:33,160 He's talking to a woman now! 519 00:23:33,230 --> 00:23:35,930 [laughing] And she's wearing his jacket. 520 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,630 What is she doing? 521 00:23:39,830 --> 00:23:40,900 Eh! 522 00:23:40,960 --> 00:23:43,500 Stop wearing his jacket! 523 00:23:47,430 --> 00:23:50,200 They're catching us up. -Sorry. 524 00:23:50,260 --> 00:23:51,430 But how can I focus with...? 525 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:53,430 [ "Ironside" plays ] 526 00:23:57,600 --> 00:24:00,300 We're so going to lose. -Don't you say that. 527 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:04,260 Alan, is there anything we can do for you, get for you, 528 00:24:04,330 --> 00:24:06,630 to help you refocus, help you relax? 529 00:24:06,700 --> 00:24:08,230 Swimming with dolphins. 530 00:24:08,300 --> 00:24:10,900 Great. I'll just ask if they've got any behind the bar. 531 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:14,000 Here, have some ice cream. 532 00:24:14,060 --> 00:24:16,900 Banoffee'll take your mind off things. 533 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:19,430 No, banoffee won't help, this time. 534 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,100 It's lodged in my brain. 535 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,330 How can she walk round like that? 536 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:23,730 Do they even notice it themselves? 537 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:26,900 Well done. 538 00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:31,160 Stay there. 539 00:24:31,230 --> 00:24:33,100 So, Mr. Powell, 540 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,260 like it hairy, do we? 541 00:24:35,330 --> 00:24:38,230 [Gasp, sobbing] -How dare you. 542 00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:42,230 Ah! 543 00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,660 Ohh! 544 00:24:47,730 --> 00:24:49,800 That went better than I thought it would. 545 00:24:57,900 --> 00:25:01,200 [Thunder rumbles] -It's raining. 546 00:25:01,260 --> 00:25:02,860 I can't see a thing. 547 00:25:02,930 --> 00:25:04,000 [Doorbell rings] 548 00:25:04,060 --> 00:25:05,830 Oh, that'll be Dad and Ed. 549 00:25:05,900 --> 00:25:07,300 -They're still at the snooker, you pleb. 550 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:08,700 Let's not answer it. 551 00:25:08,760 --> 00:25:09,830 Did Lydia go out? 552 00:25:09,900 --> 00:25:12,730 -No, she's upstairs, sleeping off a vat of wine. 553 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,860 What do we do? -Well, not answer it. 554 00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:17,460 Whoever it is will just have to come back in daylight. 555 00:25:17,530 --> 00:25:18,960 [Thunder crashes] 556 00:25:19,030 --> 00:25:21,830 Aah! A face, a man at the window. 557 00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:24,300 -What did he look like? Did he have evil, red, glowing eyes? 558 00:25:24,360 --> 00:25:25,500 I only caught a glimpse. 559 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,230 Ah! 560 00:25:34,030 --> 00:25:36,130 REFEREE: 134. 561 00:25:36,200 --> 00:25:37,160 Settle down, please. 562 00:25:37,230 --> 00:25:39,160 [Whistle] -Settle down, please! 563 00:25:39,230 --> 00:25:41,700 Settle down. 564 00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:46,530 -Shh! [tsking] 565 00:25:50,130 --> 00:25:53,460 Is he still there? Can you see anything? 566 00:25:53,530 --> 00:25:55,660 I'm still ringing your father. 567 00:25:55,730 --> 00:25:58,230 [Alarm blares] -Oh! 568 00:25:58,300 --> 00:26:01,230 REFEREE: 140. 569 00:26:01,300 --> 00:26:03,130 [Hum] 570 00:26:03,200 --> 00:26:05,830 [Hum] 571 00:26:05,930 --> 00:26:07,800 [Hum] 572 00:26:07,860 --> 00:26:08,860 [Hum] 573 00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,100 [Hum] 574 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,500 [Hum] 575 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,600 [Hum] 576 00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:15,960 [Alarm blares] 577 00:26:16,030 --> 00:26:18,230 EMMA: That's the front door! Someone's got in! 578 00:26:18,300 --> 00:26:19,430 DEBS: Go and have a look, Lauren! 579 00:26:19,500 --> 00:26:21,100 LAUREN: Why me?! -'Cause it's your demon! 580 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,600 Get out! -Emma! Emma! 581 00:26:23,660 --> 00:26:25,130 Get out of the house! Flee! -Run! 582 00:26:25,200 --> 00:26:28,030 Run for your lives! 583 00:26:28,100 --> 00:26:29,930 Get out! 584 00:26:31,500 --> 00:26:32,960 Ow! 585 00:26:33,030 --> 00:26:34,200 Oof! 586 00:26:36,500 --> 00:26:38,200 -Not in the face! 587 00:26:38,260 --> 00:26:41,260 I've got a young girlfriend! 588 00:26:41,330 --> 00:26:44,230 I'll grab his arms. You grab his legs, hmm? 589 00:26:44,300 --> 00:26:46,300 [Alarm continues blaring] 590 00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:48,900 3, 2, 1. 591 00:26:48,960 --> 00:26:51,260 -Love you. Aah! 592 00:26:51,330 --> 00:26:53,400 Aaaah! 593 00:26:53,460 --> 00:26:54,900 Ew! 594 00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,530 Lauren, Lauren's sister, 595 00:26:57,600 --> 00:26:59,930 this is Raul, from guystonight.com. 596 00:27:00,060 --> 00:27:02,830 Terrible Web name. You should be called 597 00:27:02,900 --> 00:27:04,330 tightbuns.co.uk. 598 00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:07,100 I invited him over to liven up our little soir?e. 599 00:27:11,900 --> 00:27:15,530 [Keith laughs delightedly] 600 00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:16,960 They've gone right off the boil. 601 00:27:17,030 --> 00:27:18,360 -Hardly surprising. 602 00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:20,630 You said his wife looked like Magnum, P.I. 603 00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:22,760 I was just doing what was necessary. 604 00:27:22,830 --> 00:27:24,660 "Revenge is a dish best served cold." 605 00:27:24,730 --> 00:27:26,100 Do you know who said that, Charlie? 606 00:27:26,160 --> 00:27:28,460 Joey Barton? -Jamie Oliver. 607 00:27:28,530 --> 00:27:30,300 Now, go and buff Betty for Alan's final throws. 608 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:33,200 Look, you're distracted, 609 00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:36,100 so it's only fair that they're distracted, too. 610 00:27:36,160 --> 00:27:38,130 Now go out there and complete this game 611 00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,000 and win us that trophy. 612 00:27:40,060 --> 00:27:42,900 [whispering] Pinslayer. 613 00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:50,630 [Rumble] 614 00:27:50,700 --> 00:27:52,530 [Hum] 615 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,930 Fly, Betty, fly! What the...? 616 00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:57,630 -Aaagh! Ah! 617 00:27:57,700 --> 00:27:59,360 3PO! -[Sob] 618 00:27:59,430 --> 00:28:01,100 I'm so sorry! 619 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,000 I was distracted. Look! 620 00:28:05,830 --> 00:28:08,930 My nose! It feels like broken biscuits. 621 00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,600 -No, nothing's broken. Stop being so -- 622 00:28:11,660 --> 00:28:13,430 Oh, my God! That's horrible. 623 00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,000 Right, we've got to get you to hospital. 624 00:28:15,060 --> 00:28:16,860 No! Then we'll have to forfeit the game. 625 00:28:16,930 --> 00:28:20,100 There's more to life than sport, Charlie. 626 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,660 Like your mum not divorcing me. 627 00:28:21,730 --> 00:28:24,330 Up you get. 628 00:28:24,400 --> 00:28:25,860 That woman there, you see? 629 00:28:25,930 --> 00:28:28,400 She struck me. 630 00:28:28,460 --> 00:28:30,000 And she was wearing a mohair jumper. 631 00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:32,330 Damn it, I forgot to get my jacket back off her. 632 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,700 -Oh, so some good has come out of this. 633 00:28:34,760 --> 00:28:37,200 And I'm not a sports widow, after all. 634 00:28:37,260 --> 00:28:38,600 -No, neither's your mother, now. 635 00:28:38,660 --> 00:28:40,000 Lifetime bans. 636 00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:41,400 And for what? 637 00:28:41,460 --> 00:28:44,860 Warning you to run away from Lydia's ruddy toyboy! 638 00:28:44,930 --> 00:28:48,060 By the way, has the highland warrior-demon called since then? 639 00:28:48,130 --> 00:28:50,360 -No! 640 00:28:50,430 --> 00:28:52,400 It'll be a mystery we'll never solve. 641 00:28:52,460 --> 00:28:53,830 Up there with 642 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:56,160 why toasters have a burn-it setting 643 00:28:56,230 --> 00:28:58,160 and what type of animals Wombles are. 644 00:28:58,230 --> 00:29:00,130 [Doorbell rings] 645 00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:10,300 [Thunder rumbles] 646 00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,400 [Scottish accent] Here it is. 647 00:29:15,460 --> 00:29:17,730 That's him, the weirdo caller. 648 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:19,760 No, this is Brian, 649 00:29:19,830 --> 00:29:21,400 the computer chap I told you about. 650 00:29:21,460 --> 00:29:23,730 It's him, the horrible voice! 651 00:29:23,800 --> 00:29:25,000 BRIAN: Sore throat, that's all. 652 00:29:25,060 --> 00:29:27,130 Flu. Loads o' it about. 653 00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:28,800 Is your surname McCready? 654 00:29:28,860 --> 00:29:29,900 No. 655 00:29:29,960 --> 00:29:31,660 But you have been ringing the house all day, haven't you? 656 00:29:31,730 --> 00:29:32,930 Don't deny it. 657 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,830 Not denying anythin'. 658 00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:36,260 Rang to tell you your Apple Mac was serviced. 659 00:29:36,330 --> 00:29:38,260 Told you I was bringing it round. 660 00:29:38,330 --> 00:29:39,830 You kept slamming the phone down on me. 661 00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:42,100 Because you kept calling yourself "McCready". 662 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:44,160 No, I didnae. -Yes, you didnae. 663 00:29:44,230 --> 00:29:46,260 No, I didnae! Look! 664 00:29:46,330 --> 00:29:49,330 I don't need this hassle. -Just a second. Clive, 665 00:29:49,400 --> 00:29:51,330 you've got a Mac computer? -Yeah, that's right. 666 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:52,660 You said the Mac was ready? 667 00:29:52,730 --> 00:29:53,730 Aye, your Mac's ready. 668 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,130 "Mac ready". -That what I just said! 669 00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:57,460 Screw youse, 670 00:29:57,530 --> 00:29:59,730 I'm going home! 671 00:29:59,800 --> 00:30:02,730 See? Nothing to be frightened of. 672 00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:03,760 I wouldn't go so far as that. 673 00:30:03,830 --> 00:30:05,760 Look how much he's charged me! 674 00:30:05,830 --> 00:30:07,730 [Laughing] 675 00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,760 -McCready, ohh. 676 00:30:09,830 --> 00:30:12,230 Aah! 677 00:30:12,300 --> 00:30:14,330 ?El diablo! 678 00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,630 Raul, darling, 679 00:30:15,700 --> 00:30:17,730 where are you going? 680 00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:20,630 ?El diablo, ah! 681 00:30:20,700 --> 00:30:22,430 ?El diablo! 682 00:30:22,500 --> 00:30:24,400 Subtitle by peritta 683 00:30:24,450 --> 00:30:29,000 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 49258

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