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It's so hard
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to turn your life over
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step out
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of your comfort zone
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is this
some kind of a joke?
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will someone
wake me up soon?
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and tell me this was just
a game we play
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called life
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Is that thing keeping you up?
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I couldn't sleep anyway.
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Ugh.
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Oh, my fucking God.
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I'm gonna rip that fucking
skeleton apart
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bone by bone.
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He's unnerving you.
He's doing his job.
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How do you know it's a he?
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Can't even tell
the gender of a skeleton.
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That's what makes them
extra creepy.
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I think females have
wider pelvic bones.
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I love you dearly, honey,
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but I can't analyze this
right now.
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Fucking neighbors.
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The skeleton keep you up too?
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What? No.
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I'm just bedazzling
my Halloween costume.
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You still dress up?
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Hell yeah.
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I love Halloween.
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I remember when Adam
was about four,
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it was the first year he ever
really got Halloween.
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We were done trick-or-treating
in about an hour.
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He came home, he dumped
his bag on the floor,
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tore into the candy,
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fell asleep right there.
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The next morning,
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I found him waiting
by the front door
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dressed in his little
Pocahontas costume
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ready to go again.
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He was Pocahontas?
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He was obsessed with her.
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Paul was sure
he was gonna be gay.
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I'll give you 20 bucks
if you have a picture
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I can torture him with.
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Seems like such
a long time ago now.
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So what are you making?
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I usually just start creating
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and then see where
my inspiration takes me.
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So I'm thinking
a sparkly ghost,
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or a sparkly bird,
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or a witch, but sparkly.
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Fucking pagan holiday.
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Paul, you cannot steal
their decorations.
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Oh, don't worry.
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I left the entire
interactive tombstone display
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with the ghoul that says,
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"I've lost my head.
Have you seen it?"
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Every time I get
in my fucking car.
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God damn psycho neighbors.
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They're infatuated
with death over there.
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I think he's a little nervous
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about my starting
the clinical trial today.
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Are you?
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I'm excited.
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I mean, I have a game plan.
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Granted, it involves needles
and hospital smells,
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but still, kinda excited.
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Well, I was gonna leave
this out as a surprise,
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but since you're up.
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Oh!
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I love it.
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Mmm!
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I feel braver
and bitchier already.
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Good morning to you.
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Everyone else is making
their houses look scary.
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Yours is starting to look
positively inviting, sir.
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That's the whole point.
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Neighbor kids think
this house is haunted,
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and Marlene really put
the nail in that coffin
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when she, you know,
put the nail in the coffin.
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Well, you'll probably
get two or three
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little treaters tonight.
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Hopefully more
as the years pass.
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Yeah, kids dressed up
as lions and princesses
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and Charlie Chaplin,
that's what I want.
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Then someday I'll dress
my own kid up
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as one of the seven wonders
of the world,
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and we will go around
begging for sugar.
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You still sleeping in
the yard in that scenario?
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Nope.
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I promised Rebecca
I'd be moved back inside
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by the time she got back.
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I slept on the porch
last night.
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I'm sleeping
on the couch tonight.
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Plan on joining her in bed
upon her return.
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I hope my new drugs help me
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as much as yours
are helping you.
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Jesus, those were some
hairy strands of DNA
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our shithead parents
tried to string together.
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Happy Halloween.
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You're gonna do great today.
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Oh, hi, honey bunny.
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I can't believe you guys
call each other that.
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What are you doing?
Get out of here.
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I can't.
I live here, remember?
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Yeah, that doesn't
give you the right
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to just barge into my room.
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Unwad your bikini briefs.
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I'm just 'cause your mom
wanted me to tell you
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that breakfast is ready.
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Tell her I'll eat
something later.
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I'm not your messenger.
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You're not my boss.
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Look, bitch,
I just think it'd be nice
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if you gave your mom
a good luck hug or something.
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Then she'll get all weird
and start crying.
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So?
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She can't cry with all
the shit she's going through?
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Why do you care?
She's not your mother.
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Your mom moved
thousands of miles away
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and let you stay with
a bunch of strangers, remember?
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You look stupid in that shirt.
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Oh, come on, guys,
we went over this!
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Everything okay?
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Ugh, I just gotta get
this project turned around
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by tomorrow,
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and every possible thing
that could go wrong
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is going wrong!
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Would it be sexual harassment
if I called Jeff a douche bag?
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It might be.
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Jesus, this parking lot
is packed.
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I hope I'm not late.
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Thanks so much for being
designated driver, hon.
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I gotta get these emails out,
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and I just wouldn't
want to upset Oprah
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by, you know,
texting and driving.
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- Oh, there's a spot.
- What? Where?
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Missed it.
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Okay, you cannot be
a backseat driver
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in the front seat
while texting.
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- It's just not--
- There's another one!
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Get that space.
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Oh, my God!
You ran over somebody!
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You scared me.
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Are you okay?
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Oh, my--
I am so, so sorry.
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I didn't see you.
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- Oh, it hurts.
- Where, sir?
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Can you--can you
tell us where?
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Okay, I--I--
I don't see any blood.
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Okay?
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What if he's
bleeding internally?
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No, it felt like
I barely tapped him.
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Why don't you look
where you're going for--
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You're the one
that told me to--
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Why are you laughing?
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That never gets old.
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Wait.
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Are you fucking with us?
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That was not funny.
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That was very funny.
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I mean, you have to be
a really bad driver
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to hit someone
in a parking lot.
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Oh, that doesn't
happen every day.
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You scared the shit out of us.
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Boo.
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Have a nice day.
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Fucking freak.
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Jeez!
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You knock much?
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As if you could
hear me knocking
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over your shitty taste
in music anyhow.
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Cathy asked me
to bring that to you.
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Oh, diabetes in a bag.
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Thanks.
Did you open this?
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You didn't expect me to bring
it all the way over here
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for free, did you?
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Can I ask you something?
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Do you hear a thumping noise?
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Not now, but when you came in?
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- What do you mean?
- Okay, shit.
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I keep hearing these noises,
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like a thumping or something.
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It comes from over here,
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and then it's over there.
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But when I try
to follow the sound,
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whoo, it goes somewhere else.
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I'm kind worried
that I'm going crazy again,
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hearing ghosts or something.
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Oh, my God, it's Marlene.
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Yeah, right, good one.
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I'm serious.
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Sometimes when people
die at home,
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their spirits get stuck.
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It happens all the time.
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Don't fuck with me, Andrea.
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My mental state
can't take it right now.
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I'm not!
I believe in this shit.
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A friend of my granny's
used to clean houses,
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and this one time
she was cleaning this room
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of this guy that died.
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And all of a sudden,
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she started feeling
something really weird
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right above her head.
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And so she slowly looked up,
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and boom, a light bulb
burst right in her face.
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If I were you, I would sage
the hell out of this place.
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It's the only way
the spirits will know
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that it's time to go.
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You hear that, Marlene?
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It's time to cross over,
you old racist bitch!
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Wait, Andrea.
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Could you hang out
for a minute?
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See if it happens again?
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No, no, no.
Hell no.
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If you got ghosts in here,
I want no part of it.
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Shit.
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I am officially checked in.
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Whoo-hoo.
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Oh, look at
the cute vampire nurse.
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I hope she's the one
that takes the blood.
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No, I like that the staff
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dresses up here for Halloween.
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Hospitals can be so depressing.
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It's nice to see people
having a little fun.
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Fun?
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You call that fun?
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Cancer nurse dressed up
like a dead person?
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Seems more like
shitty taste to me.
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Oh, great, now my emails
aren't going through.
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Fuck me!
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Ugh!
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Maybe you should go to work.
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No.
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I'm gonna stay here with you.
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No, I know you want to,
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but you're starting
to stress me out
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with all the texting
and the buzzing
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and the negative energy
right now.
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You're right.
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You're right.
I'm sorry.
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Dumb deadline, it's just
making me crazy.
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You know what I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna turn this thing off.
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Screw them.
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Oh, fuck me in my fat ass.
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Go.
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Please.
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We talked about this.
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I'm okay doing things myself,
I really am.
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Okay, honey.
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I'll be back in a jiffy,
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if not sooner, okay?
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You're very attractive.
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Just for the record, I find
your outfit highly offensive.
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Cathy Jamison.
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Yes.
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Follow me, please.
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We just need you to fill out
some paperwork here,
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and when you're done we'll
grab a quick "blooood" sample
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before we start treatment.
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Okay, thank you.
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Oh, man, look who it is.
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My would-be assassin.
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This must be pretty
awkward for you, right?
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By the way, I--
266
00:12:42,452 --> 00:12:44,274
I think I'm developing
a hematoma,
267
00:12:44,355 --> 00:12:46,433
which will be
very easy to remember
268
00:12:46,526 --> 00:12:47,963
because it rhymes
with melanoma, right?
269
00:12:48,027 --> 00:12:49,401
So then people
will just know me
270
00:12:49,463 --> 00:12:50,613
as the "oma" guy.
271
00:12:50,665 --> 00:12:52,391
- Do you mind?
- The look on your face--
272
00:12:52,468 --> 00:12:53,841
Look, I think
I've seen enough--
273
00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:54,893
Oh, I can't hear you.
274
00:12:54,938 --> 00:12:56,535
Then take out
the fucking ear buds,
275
00:12:56,607 --> 00:12:59,292
shut up, and let me fill out
my goddamn paperwork.
276
00:13:03,883 --> 00:13:06,250
Hey, John, how are you?
277
00:13:10,995 --> 00:13:12,753
Let me give you a little tip,
278
00:13:12,832 --> 00:13:15,454
Catherine Tolka--
279
00:13:15,569 --> 00:13:17,519
- Tolke.
- Tolke Jamison.
280
00:13:17,606 --> 00:13:20,675
I'm guessing this is your
first clinical trial, right?
281
00:13:20,810 --> 00:13:23,304
And clinical trials,
they're very much like, um,
282
00:13:23,415 --> 00:13:25,076
the first day of school.
283
00:13:25,149 --> 00:13:27,196
Right now cliques are forming
284
00:13:27,287 --> 00:13:29,684
and bonds are being made,
285
00:13:29,790 --> 00:13:33,564
and nobody wants to be friends
with the mean blonde girl.
286
00:13:41,876 --> 00:13:43,794
- Hey, hot stuff.
- Oh, hey.
287
00:13:43,879 --> 00:13:46,596
You didn't call me back.
288
00:13:46,715 --> 00:13:48,122
Uh, sorry.
289
00:13:48,186 --> 00:13:50,295
I put my phone on silent,
forgot to check it.
290
00:13:50,388 --> 00:13:51,954
That's cool,
I was just checking to see
291
00:13:52,025 --> 00:13:53,528
if you wanna go to
Segrid's party together.
292
00:13:53,595 --> 00:13:54,905
It's on Friday.
293
00:13:54,964 --> 00:13:58,353
Maybe.
I don't know.
294
00:13:58,502 --> 00:13:59,555
Eww.
295
00:13:59,603 --> 00:14:01,233
Gross.
What are those?
296
00:14:01,306 --> 00:14:02,808
They are fetal pigs,
Mr. Bobick,
297
00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:04,698
which we will be dissecting
in class today.
298
00:14:04,779 --> 00:14:08,327
Everyone, kindly grab gloves
and a pair of goggles,
299
00:14:08,483 --> 00:14:11,457
and head in groups of five
to a lab station, please.
300
00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,123
I've never seen
anything dead before.
301
00:14:13,191 --> 00:14:14,916
It's totally freaking me out.
302
00:14:14,992 --> 00:14:15,950
Come on.
303
00:14:15,994 --> 00:14:17,976
Miss Thompson.
304
00:14:31,185 --> 00:14:33,072
Shit.
305
00:14:37,461 --> 00:14:40,085
Do you by any chance have
your insurance approval form?
306
00:14:40,202 --> 00:14:42,055
Um...
307
00:14:42,137 --> 00:14:44,247
Not sure.
308
00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:45,459
It's blue
309
00:14:45,509 --> 00:14:47,171
with seven numbers on top,
310
00:14:47,245 --> 00:14:48,555
starting with "W-X."
311
00:14:48,614 --> 00:14:49,668
Uh...
312
00:14:51,753 --> 00:14:53,767
- I don't see it.
- That's unfortunate.
313
00:14:53,856 --> 00:14:55,133
Technically we need
to have that on file
314
00:14:55,191 --> 00:14:58,005
before we can begin treatment.
315
00:14:58,129 --> 00:14:59,824
Well, can you call my insurance
316
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:01,977
and have them fax it over
or something?
317
00:15:02,070 --> 00:15:03,668
We tried.
318
00:15:03,739 --> 00:15:04,728
They're claiming they have
no record of approving it.
319
00:15:04,773 --> 00:15:07,363
They are?
320
00:15:07,478 --> 00:15:09,972
Oh, you called my secondary.
321
00:15:10,082 --> 00:15:12,288
I switched
to my husband's policy
322
00:15:12,386 --> 00:15:16,416
because it covers more,
so do I have the card?
323
00:15:16,594 --> 00:15:20,527
Do I?
324
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:24,089
Do I have the card?
325
00:15:24,238 --> 00:15:26,220
No, I don't.
326
00:15:26,307 --> 00:15:28,512
You know, my husband usually
handles all this stuff.
327
00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:31,647
He's my "cancierge."
328
00:15:31,781 --> 00:15:33,667
It's a little joke
between the two of us.
329
00:15:33,751 --> 00:15:35,957
We're only doing treatments
for the next couple of hours.
330
00:15:36,055 --> 00:15:37,908
If you can't track
the form down by then,
331
00:15:37,991 --> 00:15:39,109
then you'll have
to start tomorrow.
332
00:15:39,160 --> 00:15:40,149
Tomor--no.
333
00:15:40,194 --> 00:15:41,377
I want to start today.
334
00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:43,763
I've--I've waited
weeks for this.
335
00:15:43,867 --> 00:15:45,722
So let me call my husband.
336
00:15:45,805 --> 00:15:46,954
I'm sure we can work it out.
337
00:15:47,006 --> 00:15:48,700
Okay.
338
00:15:53,449 --> 00:15:54,760
Call Tom back.
339
00:15:54,819 --> 00:15:56,417
Tell him I need those
proofs by tomorrow.
340
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:57,927
What's the status on R.L.S.?
341
00:15:57,991 --> 00:15:59,270
Still waiting to hear.
342
00:15:59,327 --> 00:16:00,477
Of course you are.
343
00:16:00,529 --> 00:16:01,966
Human Resources
wants to see me?
344
00:16:02,031 --> 00:16:03,277
What the hell for?
345
00:16:03,333 --> 00:16:04,900
I don't know.
They said it was urgent.
346
00:16:04,969 --> 00:16:07,206
Huh.
347
00:16:07,305 --> 00:16:08,903
Eliminated?
348
00:16:08,975 --> 00:16:11,372
What do you mean,
my job's been eliminated?
349
00:16:11,478 --> 00:16:13,235
Unfortunately your position
is no longer required
350
00:16:13,314 --> 00:16:15,328
to keep the department
running smoothly.
351
00:16:15,417 --> 00:16:16,983
But the company
just promoted me
352
00:16:17,052 --> 00:16:18,873
to this position
a few months ago.
353
00:16:18,955 --> 00:16:20,714
I know, this must be
quite a shock.
354
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:22,293
Damn right it's a shock.
355
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,342
I mean, what am
I supposed to do,
356
00:16:24,431 --> 00:16:26,958
go back to being
an associate now?
357
00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,891
Well, as you know,
that position was filled
358
00:16:28,972 --> 00:16:30,475
when you were promoted.
359
00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:32,940
And I'm afraid that there
isn't any room in the budget
360
00:16:33,047 --> 00:16:35,732
to hire an additional
associate.
361
00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:38,632
Wait a minute.
362
00:16:38,755 --> 00:16:40,000
Am I being fired?
363
00:16:40,057 --> 00:16:41,144
Not fired.
364
00:16:41,193 --> 00:16:42,695
Let go.
365
00:16:42,762 --> 00:16:44,775
Which entitles you
to a severance package.
366
00:16:44,865 --> 00:16:46,462
Severance package?
367
00:16:46,533 --> 00:16:48,483
Are you fucking kidding me?
368
00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:49,752
This is bullshit!
369
00:16:49,805 --> 00:16:50,828
Okay, I'm gonna have to ask you
370
00:16:50,873 --> 00:16:51,863
to calm down.
371
00:16:51,908 --> 00:16:53,026
Calm down?
372
00:16:53,077 --> 00:16:54,963
How can you ask me
to calm down?
373
00:16:55,047 --> 00:16:58,309
You know my wife has cancer!
374
00:16:58,453 --> 00:17:00,882
Oh, my God!
375
00:17:00,989 --> 00:17:02,971
Oh, my God!
376
00:17:03,059 --> 00:17:04,432
This is because she's sick
377
00:17:04,494 --> 00:17:05,933
and I've been taking time off.
378
00:17:05,997 --> 00:17:07,371
I could sue you for this.
379
00:17:07,432 --> 00:17:09,286
Paul, I know this feels
like a personal attack,
380
00:17:09,369 --> 00:17:11,222
but I think that
you are overreacting.
381
00:17:11,304 --> 00:17:13,190
Really, Cheryl?
382
00:17:13,274 --> 00:17:15,607
'Cause I think my reaction
is pretty fucking normal
383
00:17:15,711 --> 00:17:18,140
given the shit
that I've been going through.
384
00:17:18,248 --> 00:17:21,254
I admit that my focus has been
a little split recently,
385
00:17:21,386 --> 00:17:23,335
and maybe I haven't been doing
the best job of my life.
386
00:17:23,422 --> 00:17:25,020
But I work
a fuck of a lot harder
387
00:17:25,092 --> 00:17:26,722
than the other assholes
in my division,
388
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:29,481
and I do not deserve
to be treated this way!
389
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:31,422
Oh, shit.
390
00:17:31,503 --> 00:17:33,228
- Oh, shit!
- I'm sorry, Paul.
391
00:17:33,305 --> 00:17:36,247
I know this is a bad time.
392
00:17:39,414 --> 00:17:41,269
You know the next time
you fire somebody on Halloween,
393
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:43,365
you might want to take off
your pointy fucking ears first.
394
00:17:52,399 --> 00:17:53,966
As you begin
to remove the heart,
395
00:17:54,037 --> 00:17:55,794
notice how the surface
is covered with blood vessels.
396
00:17:55,872 --> 00:17:57,822
If those get blocked,
guess what happens.
397
00:17:57,909 --> 00:17:59,155
Heart attack.
398
00:17:59,211 --> 00:18:01,160
Doctors sometimes
use pig valves
399
00:18:01,247 --> 00:18:03,102
to replace damaged human ones.
400
00:18:03,185 --> 00:18:04,589
No way.
401
00:18:04,652 --> 00:18:06,090
So there are, like,
actual people walking around
402
00:18:06,154 --> 00:18:07,784
with pig parts inside them?
403
00:18:07,857 --> 00:18:09,231
Oh, yes, and grateful too.
404
00:18:09,293 --> 00:18:10,380
It can mean the difference
405
00:18:10,430 --> 00:18:12,476
between life and death
for some folks.
406
00:18:12,567 --> 00:18:15,157
Oh, man, that is disgusting.
407
00:18:15,270 --> 00:18:16,708
Heads up.
408
00:18:16,773 --> 00:18:17,891
Nice catch, dude.
409
00:18:17,941 --> 00:18:19,762
Some poor, sick bastard
just died.
410
00:18:19,844 --> 00:18:21,602
Just shut the fuck up,
you asshole!
411
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:23,342
Break it up.
Break it up.
412
00:18:23,416 --> 00:18:25,110
I said break it up, come on!
413
00:18:25,185 --> 00:18:28,574
Principal's office now.
414
00:18:28,724 --> 00:18:29,715
Sit down.
415
00:18:31,895 --> 00:18:33,429
You've reached Paul Jamison.
416
00:18:33,498 --> 00:18:35,160
Please leave a message
at the beep.
417
00:18:36,535 --> 00:18:39,092
Paul, you have to call me back.
418
00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:40,226
Call me back.
419
00:18:40,273 --> 00:18:42,191
I need that insurance
information.
420
00:18:55,661 --> 00:18:57,451
You have gotta be kidding me.
421
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:10,834
Ow.
422
00:19:14,189 --> 00:19:15,660
Um, what are you doing?
423
00:19:15,726 --> 00:19:19,499
Trying just to get
a goddamn water.
424
00:19:19,665 --> 00:19:21,806
Fucking machine.
425
00:19:26,742 --> 00:19:29,526
Am I sensing just a little
unresolved anger?
426
00:19:29,649 --> 00:19:30,671
I'm having a bad day, okay?
427
00:19:30,717 --> 00:19:31,674
Apparently.
428
00:19:31,718 --> 00:19:32,997
My insurance is fucked up,
429
00:19:33,054 --> 00:19:34,333
and they're not gonna
let me start the treatment
430
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:35,828
until tomorrow,
and it is freaking me out.
431
00:19:35,893 --> 00:19:37,267
It's just a day.
432
00:19:37,329 --> 00:19:39,342
I know it's just a day.
433
00:19:39,431 --> 00:19:43,364
But what if today is the day
that tips the scale?
434
00:19:43,537 --> 00:19:45,647
I just--I wanted today
to go smoothly.
435
00:19:45,741 --> 00:19:47,595
I was so excited
when I woke up,
436
00:19:47,678 --> 00:19:49,180
and now I just--
437
00:19:49,246 --> 00:19:51,611
Why can't anything go
the way it's supposed to?
438
00:19:51,716 --> 00:19:52,898
Oh, it did.
439
00:19:52,952 --> 00:19:55,701
Just didn't go
the way you wanted it to.
440
00:19:55,822 --> 00:19:58,444
You may be a brave bitch,
441
00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:01,565
but you can't control
the universe.
442
00:20:01,698 --> 00:20:03,745
You're the water, not the rock.
443
00:20:03,835 --> 00:20:06,009
Oh, Jesus, what are you,
444
00:20:06,106 --> 00:20:07,705
some kinda goddamn Buddhist?
445
00:20:09,044 --> 00:20:11,826
I'll usually leave off
the "goddamn" part.
446
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,611
- Oh, shit.
- What?
447
00:20:13,685 --> 00:20:14,867
Nurse, can we have
a little help?
448
00:20:14,921 --> 00:20:16,035
Why are you calling the nurse?
449
00:20:16,130 --> 00:20:18,304
Don't look down, but you're
kinda bleeding a lot.
450
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:19,710
Oh, my God.
451
00:20:19,769 --> 00:20:21,335
I said not to look down.
452
00:20:21,405 --> 00:20:22,683
Come with me, we'll get you
all cleaned up, okay?
453
00:20:22,741 --> 00:20:24,178
Yeah, I think I might--
454
00:20:24,242 --> 00:20:26,000
Oh!
455
00:20:28,547 --> 00:20:29,666
Hey.
456
00:20:29,717 --> 00:20:31,987
I missed you at lunch.
457
00:20:32,088 --> 00:20:33,684
Wasn't hungry.
458
00:20:33,755 --> 00:20:35,801
You didn't end up
getting detention, did you?
459
00:20:35,892 --> 00:20:38,929
I told Mr. Ingvoll that Justin
was being a total prick.
460
00:20:39,064 --> 00:20:40,693
He shouldn't have been
making fun of sick people
461
00:20:40,765 --> 00:20:41,818
in front of you.
462
00:20:41,866 --> 00:20:43,369
I felt so bad.
463
00:20:43,437 --> 00:20:45,419
I don't need people
feeling bad for me.
464
00:20:45,507 --> 00:20:48,032
I didn't mean it like that.
465
00:20:48,144 --> 00:20:51,119
I get how hard this is
with your mom.
466
00:20:51,249 --> 00:20:53,263
You know, I'm here
if you ever want to talk.
467
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,431
I don't, okay?
468
00:20:55,523 --> 00:20:57,249
And if I did,
it wouldn't be with you.
469
00:20:57,326 --> 00:20:58,283
What?
470
00:20:58,327 --> 00:20:59,318
I don't know what you think,
471
00:20:59,363 --> 00:21:00,352
but we're not a couple.
472
00:21:00,397 --> 00:21:01,611
We did it once.
473
00:21:01,666 --> 00:21:03,584
That's it.
It didn't mean anything.
474
00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:05,395
I have a girlfriend.
475
00:21:05,472 --> 00:21:07,869
So stop calling me
and leaving notes on my locker
476
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:09,669
and inviting me
to stupid parties,
477
00:21:09,745 --> 00:21:11,150
because I'm not into you.
478
00:21:11,213 --> 00:21:12,748
You're an asshole!
479
00:21:15,052 --> 00:21:17,451
Damn, you're a cruel
son of a bitch.
480
00:21:17,557 --> 00:21:20,401
What did you say to that girl
to make her cry like that?
481
00:21:20,527 --> 00:21:21,773
God, you're always
in my fucking business.
482
00:21:21,829 --> 00:21:23,074
Just leave me alone.
483
00:21:23,130 --> 00:21:24,570
Or what?
484
00:21:24,634 --> 00:21:25,976
You'll make me cry too?
485
00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:28,626
You done now?
486
00:21:28,741 --> 00:21:30,338
I'd say more,
487
00:21:30,410 --> 00:21:33,192
but lucky for you
I'm an angel today.
488
00:21:44,264 --> 00:21:47,910
No, no, no, no, no.
489
00:21:48,070 --> 00:21:49,668
See, bud?
490
00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:51,467
There's nothing
to be afraid of.
491
00:21:51,544 --> 00:21:54,005
There's no such thing
as a haunted house.
492
00:21:54,114 --> 00:21:55,072
Baby on fire!
493
00:21:55,116 --> 00:21:58,250
Baby on fire!
494
00:21:58,388 --> 00:22:00,402
Wait, wait, don't go.
495
00:22:00,492 --> 00:22:01,833
I have candy.
496
00:22:19,517 --> 00:22:21,404
Where the hell
have you been all day?
497
00:22:21,488 --> 00:22:23,598
Did you not get any
of my messages?
498
00:22:23,692 --> 00:22:25,578
I called the insurance company
on the way over.
499
00:22:25,662 --> 00:22:28,027
They should be faxing
the form right now.
500
00:22:28,132 --> 00:22:30,050
Is that from your treatment?
501
00:22:30,136 --> 00:22:31,255
No.
502
00:22:31,304 --> 00:22:33,702
I put my hand
up a vending machine.
503
00:22:33,808 --> 00:22:35,087
What?
504
00:22:35,144 --> 00:22:36,678
Actually I don't have
bandages from my treatment,
505
00:22:36,747 --> 00:22:37,961
because I wasn't able
to start today
506
00:22:38,015 --> 00:22:40,222
thanks to you
not returning my calls.
507
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:41,949
But I guess Jeff the douche bag
508
00:22:42,022 --> 00:22:43,972
is more important
than my clinical trial.
509
00:22:44,059 --> 00:22:45,593
I was busy getting fired.
510
00:22:45,662 --> 00:22:47,963
I'm sorry if that didn't fit
into your fucking schedule.
511
00:22:48,065 --> 00:22:51,422
They fired you?
512
00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:52,848
Why didn't you call me?
513
00:22:52,905 --> 00:22:54,503
In the middle
of your treatment?
514
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:56,300
You have fucking cancer, Cathy,
515
00:22:56,377 --> 00:22:58,262
and that pretty much trumps
everything all the time.
516
00:22:58,346 --> 00:22:59,944
Do not act like
this is my fault,
517
00:23:00,016 --> 00:23:01,581
because if you want to trade
places with me, buddy,
518
00:23:01,651 --> 00:23:02,865
I'd be glad to do it.
519
00:23:02,919 --> 00:23:04,325
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it like that.
520
00:23:04,389 --> 00:23:06,434
It's just everything
is just so fucked right now.
521
00:23:06,525 --> 00:23:09,052
I mean, isn't it enough
that you have cancer?
522
00:23:09,163 --> 00:23:10,633
Now I gotta worry
about finding a job
523
00:23:10,699 --> 00:23:12,681
and getting insurance again.
524
00:23:12,769 --> 00:23:15,359
How much more shit can they
pile on top of our heads?
525
00:23:15,473 --> 00:23:16,783
It's--it's--
526
00:23:16,843 --> 00:23:19,497
it's like we're being
punished or something.
527
00:23:19,614 --> 00:23:21,596
Just making sure you guys
can see me, all right?
528
00:23:21,683 --> 00:23:24,112
Keep your eyes
on the road, okay?
529
00:23:24,220 --> 00:23:27,385
- Fuck you!
- Asshole!
530
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:31,231
Hey.
531
00:23:31,297 --> 00:23:32,575
What happened to you two?
532
00:23:32,632 --> 00:23:33,909
I got fired.
533
00:23:33,967 --> 00:23:35,405
My treatment got screwed up.
534
00:23:35,469 --> 00:23:37,130
I can't start till tomorrow.
535
00:23:37,205 --> 00:23:39,059
Oh, man, that sucks.
536
00:23:39,141 --> 00:23:41,602
Do you want a butterfinger?
537
00:23:41,712 --> 00:23:44,142
I'd love one.
538
00:23:50,057 --> 00:23:52,391
- Hey.
- Hey, sweetheart.
539
00:23:52,495 --> 00:23:53,613
You going trick-or-treating?
540
00:23:53,663 --> 00:23:55,005
Um, I thought about it,
541
00:23:55,066 --> 00:23:56,600
and then I realized I was 15.
542
00:23:56,669 --> 00:23:57,850
So no.
543
00:23:57,903 --> 00:23:59,309
You used to love Halloween.
544
00:23:59,371 --> 00:24:00,745
Yeah, well, now I hate it.
545
00:24:00,807 --> 00:24:02,981
That makes it unanimous.
546
00:24:05,647 --> 00:24:07,086
It's all right.
547
00:24:07,150 --> 00:24:10,219
I have enough 'ween love
for all of us.
548
00:24:25,810 --> 00:24:27,153
What?
549
00:24:27,213 --> 00:24:28,395
What, Marlene?
550
00:24:28,449 --> 00:24:30,046
What are you trying to tell me?
551
00:24:30,117 --> 00:24:31,843
Do you want me gone?
552
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:33,261
Then just say it.
553
00:24:33,322 --> 00:24:36,584
Because I don't understand
"bump" and "swoosh."
554
00:24:36,727 --> 00:24:38,293
Crazy old lady.
555
00:24:39,866 --> 00:24:43,128
You know, I actually
hope you are real, Marlene,
556
00:24:43,272 --> 00:24:45,350
because if you are real,
557
00:24:45,443 --> 00:24:47,265
that means I'm not crazy,
558
00:24:47,345 --> 00:24:48,495
and that's a good thing,
559
00:24:48,547 --> 00:24:49,921
'cause I got a lot of people
560
00:24:49,983 --> 00:24:52,253
that I need to be sane for
right now.
561
00:24:52,352 --> 00:24:53,790
I'm actually--
562
00:24:53,855 --> 00:24:55,804
I'm actually breaking
one of my rules
563
00:24:55,891 --> 00:24:58,512
by talking out loud with
no one else in the room.
564
00:25:04,903 --> 00:25:06,950
So if you are a real ghost,
565
00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:10,270
Marlene, could you
just do me a favor
566
00:25:10,413 --> 00:25:15,307
and--and go toward
the light or whatever.
567
00:25:15,522 --> 00:25:17,823
Just please don't stay here.
568
00:25:17,925 --> 00:25:21,986
I have to be sane, Marlene.
569
00:25:22,164 --> 00:25:23,786
Please.
570
00:25:25,603 --> 00:25:27,299
Please let me be sane.
571
00:26:03,195 --> 00:26:04,154
Oh!
572
00:26:08,102 --> 00:26:09,574
Oh.
573
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:13,318
Oh, all right, fly away.
574
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:15,110
Go on.
575
00:26:15,183 --> 00:26:16,684
Fly home.
576
00:26:16,751 --> 00:26:18,542
Fly home, little owl.
577
00:26:18,621 --> 00:26:19,739
Get out.
578
00:26:19,790 --> 00:26:22,027
Fly away.
Fly away.
579
00:26:22,126 --> 00:26:25,004
Oh, thank Christ.
580
00:26:33,277 --> 00:26:34,811
581
00:26:45,995 --> 00:26:50,603
When did you fall down
from heaven
582
00:26:50,923 --> 00:26:51,936
Okay.
583
00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:53,859
You're all set.
584
00:27:09,702 --> 00:27:13,027
When did you say
good-bye to heaven
585
00:27:13,028 --> 00:27:16,162
586
00:27:16,164 --> 00:27:19,553
and leave those starry
starry skies
587
00:27:19,555 --> 00:27:21,666
588
00:27:21,668 --> 00:27:24,417
when did you leave heaven
589
00:27:24,419 --> 00:27:28,257
sweet angel of mine
590
00:27:28,259 --> 00:27:32,225
591
00:27:32,227 --> 00:27:35,360
I'm hoping and I'm praying
592
00:27:35,362 --> 00:27:37,216
loving me won't make you
593
00:27:37,218 --> 00:27:40,000
fall down from grace
594
00:27:40,002 --> 00:27:42,303
595
00:27:42,305 --> 00:27:46,140
yes I'm hoping
and I'm praying
596
00:27:46,190 --> 00:27:50,740
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