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Ok...
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The X10's are online
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Gentlemen, I am now about to send a
signal from this laptop through our
local ISP
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racing down fibre optic cable at
the speed of light to San Fransisco,
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bouncing off a satellite in
geosynchronous orbit to
Lisbon, Portugal,
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where the data packets will be headed
off to submerge transatlantic cables,
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terminating in Halifax,
Nova Scotia
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and transfered across the continent
via microwave relays back to our ISP
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And the extend receiver
attached to this...
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Lamp.
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Look at me, look at me.
I've got goosebumps.
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- Are we ready for the stereo?
- Go for stereo.
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- Hey guys.
- Hello.
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It's a little loud.
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No problem... Turning it down.
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San Francisco, Lisbon, Halifax...
... et voil?
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- OK, thanks.
- Hang on, hang on. Do you not
realise what we just did?
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Yeah, you turned your stereo
down with your laptop.
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No, we turned our stereo down, by
sending a signal around the world via
the Internet.
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Oh. You know you can get one of those
universal remotes from Radioshack?
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They're really cheap.
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No, you don't get it. Howard,
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- Enable public access.
- Public access enabled.
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- Boy, that's terrific. I'll see ya.
- No hang on, hang on...
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See?
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No.
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Someone in Sichuan province,
China, is using his computer
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to turn our lights on and off.
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Oh, that's handy.
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Here's a question... Why?
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Because we can.
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They found our
remote control cars!
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- Wait, what's on top of that?
- Wireless webcams, wave hello!
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The monster truck is
out of Austin, Texas,
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and the blue Viper is being
operated from suburban Tel Aviv.
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- You may want to put on slacks.
- What?
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Ew, stop it! No!
Leave me alone!
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- Who's running the red Corvette?
- That would be me.
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Season 1 Episode 9:
The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization
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You know in the future,
when we're disembodied brains in jars,
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we're going to look at this
as eight hours well wasted.
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I don't want to be in a jar.
I want my brain in an android body.
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Eight feet tall and ribbed.
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I'm with you.
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I just have to make sure if I'm a
synthetic human I'd still be Jewish.
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I promised my mother.
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I suppose you could have your
android penis circumcised.
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But that's something your rabbi would
have to discuss with the manufacturer.
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Not to mention you'd have
to power down on saturdays.
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Sheldon, why is this
letter in the trash?
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Well, there's always
the possibility that
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a trash can spontaneously
formed around the letter
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but Occam's rasor would suggest
that someone threw it out.
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It's from the Institute of
Experimental Physics, they want us to
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present our paper on the
properties of supersolids
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at the topical conference of
Bose-Einstein condensates.
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I know.
I read it before I threw it out.
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Ok, if I may drill down to
the bedrock of my question:
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why did you throw it out?
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Because I have no interest in standing
in the Rose room of the
Pasadena Marriot,
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in front of a group of
judgmental strangers
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who wouldn't recognise true genius if it
was standing in front of them giving
a speech.
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Which if I were there,
would be.
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I don't know Sheldon.
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Those topical conferences on
Bose-Einstein condensates' parties
are legendary
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- Forget the parties!
- Forget the parties? What a nerd.
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Are there any other honours I've
got that I don't know about?
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Did the UPS dropped off a
Nobel prize with my name on it?
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Leonard, please don't take this the
wrong way, but the day you win a
Nobel prize,
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is the day I begin my research on the
drag coefficient of tassles on
flying carpets.
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The only thing missing from
that insult was: "your mama".
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I got one... Hey Leonard,
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- Your mama's research methodology is so flawed...
- Shut up, Howard.
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- Sheldon, we have to do this.
- No, we don't.
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We have to take a nourishment,
to expel waste,
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and inhale enough oxygen to
keep our cells from dying.
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Everything else is optional.
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Ok, let me put it this way:
I'm doing it.
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You can't. I'm the lead author.
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Come on, the only reason you're the lead
author is because we
went alphabetically.
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I let you think we went
alphabetically to spare you
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the humiliation with dealing with
the fact that it was my idea.
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Now to put too fine a point to it,
but I was throwing you a bone.
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You're welcome.
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Excuse me, I designed the experiment
that proved the hypothesis.
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That doesn't mean proving.
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So the entire scientific community
is just supposed to take your word?
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They're not supposed to,
but they should.
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Alright, I don't
care what you say.
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I'm going to the conference
and I'm presenting our findings
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And I forbid it.
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You forbid it?
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If I'm not taking credit
for our work then nobody is.
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- So, you admit that it's our work.
- No.
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Once again,
I'm throwing you a bone.
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And once again,
you are welcome.
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So, how's it going with Sheldon? Are you
guys still not talking to each other?
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Not only is he still
not talking to me,
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but there's this thing he does where he
stares at you and tries to get your
brain to explode.
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You know, like in the classic
sci-fi movie "Scanners"?
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Like... . Bzzz.
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Nevermind.
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How about this one?
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It says, I know my physics,
but I'm still a fun guy.
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Oh, I didn't know they
still made corduroy suits.
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They don't,
that's why I saved this one.
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Ok, well,
let's just see what else you have.
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Ok, here. Take this.
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And this, and this,
and this, and these...
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Is this all stuff you
want me to try on?
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No, this is stuff I
want you to throw out.
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Seriously, don't even give it to
charity, you won't be helping anyone.
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What's this?
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That's the bottled
city of Kandor.
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You see, Kandor was the capital
city of the planet Krypton.
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It was miniaturised by Brainiac
before Krypton exploded
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and then rescued by Superman.
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Oh, nice.
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It's a lot cooler when
girls aren't looking at it.
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Here, why don't you put these while
I find a shirt and a sport cut match.
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Right, be right back.
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Where are you going?
Just put them on.
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Here?
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Oh, are you shy?
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- No, I'm not shy.
- Don't worry I won't look.
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I know you won't look.
Why would you look?
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There's nothing to see...
Well, not 'nothing'...
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Sweetie, put the pants on.
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So, you know, isn't there maybe
some way you and Sheldon could
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- compromise on this whole presentation thing?
- No, No.
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Scientists do not compromise.
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Our minds are trained
to synthetize facts
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and come to
inarguable conclusions.
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Not to mention,
Sheldon is back-crap crazy.
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What is this?
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Oh, careful.
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That's my original series
Battlestar Galactica flight suit.
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Oh, why didn't you
wear it on Halloween?
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Because it's not a costume,
it's a flight suit.
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Ok, alright, moving on.
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Oh, wow. A paisley shirt.
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It goes with my corduroy suit.
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If you mean it should end up in
the same place, then I agree.
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Is this your only tie?
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Technically, yes.
But, if you'll notice...
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It's reversible!
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So it works as two.
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Sweetie, I don't even
think it works as one.
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- Is this all your clothes?
- Eh, yeah.
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Everything since
the eighth grade.
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- The eighth grade?
- My last growth sprout
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Ok, well,
let's go back to the curdoroy suit.
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- Great.
- Yeah.
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I said no. Put it down.
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Hey Sheldon.
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Hello Penny.
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Get anything good?
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Just the latest copy of Applied
Particle Physics quarterly.
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Oh, you know, that is so weird
that yours came and mine didn't.
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It was a joke.
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Yep.
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Tip you waitresses.
I'm here all week.
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Penny, just to save you
from further awkwardness,
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know that I'm perfectly comfortable with
the two of us climbing the stairs
in silence.
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Oh, yeah ok, me too.
Zip it, lock it.
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Put it in your pocket.
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- So, you and Leonard...
- Oh dear God...
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Little misunderstanding, huh?
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A little misunderstanding... ?
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Galileo and the Pope had
a little misunderstanding.
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Anyway, I was talking to Leonard this
morning and I think he feels really bad
about it.
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How do you feel?
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I don't understand
the question.
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I'm just asking if it's difficult to
be fighting with your best friend.
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I haven't thought
about it like that.
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I wonder if I've been experiencing
physiological manifestations
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of some sort of unconscious
emotional turmoil
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Wait, what?
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I couldn't poop this morning.
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You should just talk to him,
I'm sure you guys can work this out.
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- Certainly preferable to my plan.
- Which was?
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A powerful laxative.
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You absolutely
should talk to him.
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Look, I know Leonard values you as
a friend and he told me himself
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without your little idea there's no way
he could come up with this whole
experiment thing.
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Excuse me. "Little idea"?
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Yeah, I mean he tried
to explain it to me,
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- I didn't really understand it but...
- Of course you didn't.
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He said: "Little idea"?
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Oh, well, no... Not...
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- Not in those words.
- In what words then, exactly?
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Oh, you know... Gee. The exact words
are... It's more the spirit in which
he said...
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- What did he say?
- You had a lucky hunch
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Hey, Sheldon, I've been thinking,
instead of arguing about this...
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Don't you ever
speak to me again.
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What... ?
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Ok, I'm leaving
for the conference.
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Have fun presenting
my "lucky hunch"
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Shel, I didn't
mean it like that.
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- Then why did you say it?
- I don't know, I wasn't...
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- Were you trying to impress Penny?
- No, no, not at all. A little bit.
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How did that work out for you?
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- Leonard, ready to go?
- Libido: 1 Truth: 0.
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Ok, I'm gonna ask
you one more time.
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We did the work together,
let's present the paper together.
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And I'm telling you
for the last time,
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it's pandering,
it's undignifying, and bite me.
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Let's go.
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- Bye Sheldon.
- Goodbye Penny.
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One of these days... bshh!
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There you go.
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You're right this side
does look better.
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No, no, I didn't say better,
I said "less stained".
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I just checked the house.
There's probably 20-25 people in there.
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- You're kidding!
- Is that all?
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"All? " In particle
physics 25 is Woodstock!
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- Then good!
- I wasn't expecting such a crowd,
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I'm all nervous.
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It's ok, just open with a joke,
you'll be fine.
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A joke... Ok.
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How about this? Um, ok...
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There's this farmer
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and he has these chickens but
they won't lay any eggs, so...
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He calls a physicist to help.
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The physicist then does
some calculations,
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and he says:
"I have a solution,
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but it only works for spherical
chickens in a vacuum".
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Right?
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Oh, sorry,
I just had heard it before.
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- Let's roll. Hey, nice suit.
- It's a classic, right?
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I really should have
brought my own car.
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So, in conclusion,
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the data show that at temperatures
approaching absolute zero,
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the moment of inertia changes,
and a solid becomes a supersolid,
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which clearly appears to be a
previously unknown state of matter.
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Thank you!
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- Are there any questions?
- Yeah.
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What the hell was that?
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Any other questions?
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Doctor Sheldon Cooper here, I am the
lead author of this particular paper.
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Thank you.
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And you sir, you have completely skipped
over the part where I was walking
through the park
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and I saw these children on a
merry-go-round which started me thinking
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about the moment of inertia
in gases like helium
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at temperatures
approaching absolute zero.
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I didn't skip it.
It's just an anecdote, it's not science.
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Oh, I see. It was the apple
falling on Newton's head,
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- was that just an anecdote?
- You are not Isaac Newton.
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No, no, that's true. Gravity would have
been apparent to me without the apple.
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You cannot possibly
be that arrogant.
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You continue to underestimate me,
my good man.
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Look, if you weren't happy with my
presentation then maybe you should have
given it with me!
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As I have explained repeatedly,
unlike you,
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I don't need validation
from lesser minds.
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No offense.
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Really, so why did you come?
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Because I knew
you'd screw this up.
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I didn't screw it up!
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Oh, please.
I admit that spherical chicken joke,
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- that was hilarious.
- Thank you.
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But it was straight
downhill from there.
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I've had enough of
your condescendship.
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00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:25,400
Maybe I didn't go to college
when I was 11 like you.
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00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,900
Maybe I got my doctorate
at 24 instead of 16
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00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,600
but you are not the only
person who is smarter than
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everyone else in this room!
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No offense.
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00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,900
And I am clearly
not the only person
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who is tormented by insecurity
39
00:15:39,700 --> 00:15:41,800
and has an ego in need
of constant validation!
40
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,500
So you admit you're an egotist?
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00:15:43,800 --> 00:15:44,500
Yes!
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00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:48,900
My name is doctor Leonard Hofstadter
and I can never please my parents so
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00:15:48,900 --> 00:15:51,300
I need all my self esteem
from strangers like you!
44
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,400
But he's worse!
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00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:54,300
Ok, that's it!
46
00:15:54,700 --> 00:15:55,300
Stop it!
47
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,600
You cannot blow up my
head with your mind!
48
00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,500
Then I'll settle
for your aneurism!
49
00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:04,700
- Stop it!
- You hit me!
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00:16:04,800 --> 00:16:05,900
You saw that he hit me!
51
00:16:06,100 --> 00:16:07,600
You tried to blow up my head!
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00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:08,500
So it was working!
53
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,900
It wa... It was not!
You're a nutcase!
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00:16:10,900 --> 00:16:11,900
We'll see about that!
55
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,300
Heads up,
you people in the front row!
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00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,600
This is a splash zone!
57
00:16:15,800 --> 00:16:16,400
Stop it!
58
00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:17,400
Just quit it!
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00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,800
Is this usually how
these physics things go?
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00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:27,500
More often than you think.
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00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:45,900
You could have offered
me a ride home.
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00:16:47,800 --> 00:16:49,500
You're lucky I
didn't run you over.
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00:16:50,700 --> 00:16:52,500
I really don't understand
what you're so unhappy about.
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00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,200
You begged me to come, I came.
65
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,400
There's just no pleasing you.
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00:16:56,400 --> 00:16:59,000
You're right, I'm the problem,
I'm the one that needs help.
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00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:01,600
Well, that's not much of an
apology but I'll take it.
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00:17:02,800 --> 00:17:04,000
Excuse me,
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00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:06,800
is there anything you
would apologise for?
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00:17:08,400 --> 00:17:09,100
Yes.
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00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,400
I'm sorry I tried to
blow up your head.
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00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:15,400
It was uncalled for.
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00:17:16,900 --> 00:17:17,900
You won't believe this.
74
00:17:17,900 --> 00:17:20,800
Somebody got the whole thing with
their cell phone and put it on YouTube!
75
00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:22,500
What?
76
00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,500
- Who would do that?
- That would be me.
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00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,000
Hey, check it out,
it's a featured video!
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00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:32,000
He hit me!
You saw that he hit me!
79
00:17:33,100 --> 00:17:36,100
- Then it was working!
- It was not working! You're a nutcase!
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00:17:36,100 --> 00:17:37,100
We will see about that!
81
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:38,400
You people in the
front row heads up!
82
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,700
This is splash zone
83
00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:43,900
Stop it! Leave it, leave it!
84
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:48,900
You want a volcano nerve pinch!
85
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:53,000
You should clip your fingernails!
Those hurt!
86
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,700
Oh, Jeez.
does this suit really look that bad?
87
00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,700
Forget your suit,
look at my arms waving.
88
00:18:00,700 --> 00:18:02,300
I'm like a flamingo on Ritalin.
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00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:06,100
Howard,
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00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,800
would you like to explain to
me why your Facebook page
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00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:11,100
has a picture of me sleeping
on your shoulder captioned
92
00:18:11,100 --> 00:18:12,500
"me and my girlfriend"?
93
00:18:14,900 --> 00:18:16,900
Uh oh, here comes the talk.
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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