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[ Jackie]
Previously on Nurse Jackie-
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You're still here?
You should've been out of here hours ago.
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I was trying to figure out
who I needed to talk to...
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about getting this young lady on TV to do
some medical segments.
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My online dating profile
attracted a top-rated semen scout.
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Is that a specimen kit?
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I'm almost 40. I'm alone.
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This is my shot.
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I'm on a winning streak.
I won $5,000 last night.
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Scratchers for everyone.
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Hi. Yes, this is Dr. Carrie Roman.
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I'm ceiling in an OxyContin prescription
for my patient to pick up.
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[ Antoinette ]
Jackie, this is a vulnerable time.
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Just promise me you won't
make any big decisions today.
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- What the hell is that?
- I got a dog.
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Honey, you sure you want a dog?
Don't you have enough to take care of?
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I'm gonna need you to come with me. Grace
was picked up for shoplifting.
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- She what?
- It's not a big deal.
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I just wanted to cut my hair today.
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Mia said I'd look great with bangs.
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Do you know who Mia is?
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Mia is Dad's fiancée.
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Ripped By mstoll
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♪♪ [ Man Vocalizing ]
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♪♪ [ Vocalizing Continues ]
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Kevin's getting married.
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Oh. Good for him.
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I don't have to feel guilty anymore, Eddie.
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Guilty about what?
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Oh, Jesus.
[ Moaning ]
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- Do you want me to take the dog out?
- Yes. Yes!
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Do you want me to take the dog out?
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Yes.
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That was some yes.
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Who were you dreaming about?
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Oh, Brad Pitt. Sorry.
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You're dating other men in your head?
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I think I should move in here
and stake my claim.
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[ Chuckles ]
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I'm here all the time anyway.
It's kind of logical.
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I'm meeting Kevin's fiancée tonight.
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One logical thing at a time, okay?
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Got it. You need to be convinced.
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I'll begin by taking the dog out for a shit.
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Come on, Slippers. Let's go, baby.
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I'm so glad you're here.
I would feel like such a lunatic otherwise.
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Oh, you're not a lunatic.
We're just two nice ladies...
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drinking really expensive coffee...
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and spying on Kevin's fiancée.
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No, nothing crazy here.
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Listen. If you want to stay clean...
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you gotta know what youâre dealing with
before you're dealing with it.
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Oh, my God. ls that her?
Jesus Christ, she's pretty.
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- What?
- Jackie.
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Hi. Excuse me.
Excuse me. Hi. I'm sorry.
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I'm sure you're a very nice person...
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but, uh, we are supposed
to be punishing Grace for shoplifting...
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not buying her affection.
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You're fucking crazy, Jackie.
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Did you just call me Jackie?
You can't call me Jackie.
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You're Jackie? Hi, I'm-
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Mia. Yes, hello. Hello, Mia. Hello.
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Give me that.
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Um, you're welcome.
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I asked Grace to pick out something
that you might like.
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You know,
just like a little icebreaker for tonight.
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Is- Oh.
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- Oh.
-Yeah.
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- Ice broken. [ Laughs ]
- Good job.
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U-Uh, do you want to take Grace to school?
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- I mean, you're here.
- Oh, no, no. That's okay. You two go ahead.
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- Okay. Well, it's very nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too.
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Yes, I will see you, uh, tonight.
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Okay. Well, bye.
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What'd you get?
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Thank you.
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Someone tell her this is not Pinkberry.
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Her 10th visit isn't free.
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- Mrs. Harrison, you're back.
- I know you all hate me.
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- Oh, we don't hate you.
- Kelly's been coughing a lot, Dr. Cooper.
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- She woke up four times-
- Hey, do you mind if I change...
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in your office tonight for my TV report?
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- Big star can't change in the bathroom?
- Your jealousy is boring.
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- Mmm. You know what's boring?
- ls this what you people do all day?
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- My baby's sick.
- Hi. What's going on with Kelly?
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She's been coughing all night.
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All right. Come with me.
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Why don't you have a seat right over here?
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Grace called me four times.
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She said you went
ninja stalker on Kevin's fiancée.
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- She's embarrassed. I totally approve.
- [ Phone Buzzing ]
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- Zoey, can you get a crib for Kelly?
- Of course.
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[ Kelly Crying ]
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[ Sighs ]
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Yeah, I know. I know, I know.
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I think we should do dinner another time.
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What can I say, Kev? I blew it.
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We're not ready for this.
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What you mean is I'm not ready for this.
You can say it.
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Another time.
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Yeah, okay.
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[ Man ]
Fuck you, Gloria! Fuck you!
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[ Laughing ]
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And you thought you had me, you fucker.
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[ Laughing ]
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Gloria won 300 off of Dr. Solomon.
Can you believe it?
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- Congratulations. Uh, we're backed up.
- Oh.
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- Oh.
- Enough said. [ Laughing ]
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I heard you got a dog.
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- Ribs a little tender?
- They don't exactly pad the steering wheel.
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[ Laughs ]
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Where'd your flattop go, brother?
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- Holy shit. My brother. How you been, man?
- All right.
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You know each other?
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Peanut and I grew up together.
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Peanut?
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The rest of us chowed on Corn Nuts.
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Ike was fancy. He only ate peanuts.
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Yeah, well, peanuts are natural.
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Who the fuck knows
what they put in a Corn Nut?
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So the chart says that
you've been in an accident.
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Leg fell asleep. Foot slipped off the brake.
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But then again, you and me...
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we never knew when to stop, right?
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- He didn't?
- Life of the motherfucking party.
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- Do tell.
- Let's keep the focus on the patient, please.
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- So you've been tired lately?
- I move boxes 13 hours a day.
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I'm always tired.
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The ladies loved him.
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Whatever girl he was dating,
he'd shave her initials into his fade.
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My middle name is Margo, by the way.
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Nurse, set up an I.V. for fluids...
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and get an X-ray of Mr. Morgan's chest...
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and one of his right leg, please.
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- Mr. Morgan?
- Nurse?
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Someone was super unprofessional
in his professionalism.
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Not every patient is your friend, Zoey.
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I'm sorry. I was under the impression
that he was your friend.
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Just do your job, okay?
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What the heck did I do?
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Don't assume that this is about you.
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[ Crying ]
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Her lungs are pretty congested.
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Can I, please?
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Stand at the head of the bed.
You can see everything we're doing.
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- [ Shrieking ]
- Shh, shh, shh.
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- [ Beeps ]
- Temperature, 100.4.
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Let's swab for strep, run an R.S.V. test...
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and, uh, set her up for nebulized air.
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That's it?
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That is the proper course of treatment, yes.
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This is her baby, Coop.
She's just concerned.
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My mom told me about you going overseas.
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Must have seen some crazy shit.
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It was nothing that I couldn't handle.
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Sorry you had to go over there.
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Day I joined the army
was the greatest day of my life.
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You want to know
what the greatest day of my life was?
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The day you and I ditched school...
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and took the train to Coney Island.
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[ Chuckling ]
Everybody thought we were Kid 'n Play.
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And we just let them think that.
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We weren't gonna let nobody
think we weren't famous.
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I was more of a Hammer girl myself.
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[ Crying ]
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I know it's a little uncomfortable...
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but it really needs to stay on, okay?
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No matter how much she cries.
Come here, baby.
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Here we go.
There we go. Great.
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- You got it?
- Yeah.
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Mia bailed on dinner.
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You make the new lady nervous.
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Take that as a compliment.
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Hey, isn't this neighborhood great?
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Mmm.
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Look at that. âNow leasing.â
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How'd you like to be the couple...
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- that could afford to live in one of those places?
- Mmm.
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Let's be that couple.
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I haven't met your kids,
and you want to move in together?
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Lets just take this
one thing at a time, okay?
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You're not into it. Memo received.
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Listen. Saturday...
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how about we pick up your boys...
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and we'll- I don't know.
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What do they like to do?
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They haven't spoken to me in a year.
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Things were okay, you know?
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Divorce was final, two houses.
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- Pretty smooth.
- What happened?
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It's not important.
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It's becoming very important.
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[ Sighs ] They found out that I cheated on
their mother with a coworker...
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and things aren't okay right now...
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but they will be.
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- You know, everyone just needs
some time, that's all. - A year?
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We all got our stuff, Jack.
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Wow.
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Cheating, the stuff with your kids- you're
just full of secrets, aren't you?
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- Where you going?
- Uh, back to work.
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[ Pharmacist ]
You might feel a little nausea.
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[ Carrie ]
I'm a doctor. I know how Plan B works.
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Oh, right. You're that TV doctor.
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That piece on shingles- epic.
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Okay.
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- Jesus.
- Hi.
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Hi.
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- You okay?
- Yeah.
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Do you- fine.
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Just not gonna sleep with
random guys I hate anymore.
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Good for you.
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Well, thanks for the girl talk.
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Still in pain, Ms. Wood?
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Hey.
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[ Frank ]
You still mad at me?
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It's more shock than anything.
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Yeah, well, I'm still
sitting on this park bench...
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trying to figure out
how to finish our conversation.
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Is it okay if I come over tonight?
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Sure, okay.
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It's not playing the cards,
it's playing the people.
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Messing with their perception of you-
that's the real thrill.
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Teach me your secrets.
I want to be cagey too.
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Yeah. How come you never play with us?
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Wouldn't want to take
all your hard-earned money.
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- [ Zoey ] We'll play with pennies.
- [ Gloria ] When and where?
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How about my place tonight?
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- What?
- You never have people over.
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All right.
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Here's something that
none of you know about me.
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I'm a card shark.
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- I can't tell if you're kidding.
- That's how good I am.
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I shall bring my penny jar.
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Eddie, poker party at my place tonight.
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But you live in abject isolation.
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Just bring something.
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I have nothing to report on today.
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I tell you,
working in television wouldn't be so hard...
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if homeless people were more telegenic.
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I really don't feel sorry for you.
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You get to be on TV while I have been
dealing with screaming infants.
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Coop!
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She's cyanotic.
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She was crying so hard.
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- I thought- I thought if I held her-
- Shh, shh, shh.
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Can you step back, please, Mrs. Harrison?
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00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:07,286
- It's not working. We need to intubate.
- What are you doing to my baby?
248
00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,055
Dr. Roman, can you please tell Mrs. Harrison
what's going on here?
249
00:14:10,149 --> 00:14:12,390
- Step back, please.
- It's okay. It's all right.
250
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:15,832
Come here.
251
00:14:15,888 --> 00:14:18,164
Kelly's in really good hands.
252
00:14:18,224 --> 00:14:20,204
They're intubating her to help her breathe.
253
00:14:20,293 --> 00:14:23,297
Dr. Cooper is inserting
a small tube into her trachea.
254
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,240
She's not in any pain.
255
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,983
Come on, baby. Stay with us, Kelly.
256
00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:38,488
Stay with us, honey.
257
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,217
[ Whimpering ]
258
00:14:44,917 --> 00:14:47,227
[ Rhythmic Beeping ]
259
00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:49,197
Hey, you hear that?
260
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,166
That's the sound of your baby breathing.
261
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:54,000
[ Exhales ]
262
00:14:54,060 --> 00:14:55,767
Okay.
263
00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:11,444
I'm sorry.
264
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:14,787
I was really excited
to meet someone you grew up with.
265
00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:19,060
Oh, that is not good.
266
00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:21,120
Bone cancer.
267
00:15:22,288 --> 00:15:25,394
I'm gonna bring in
an oncologist to talk to him.
268
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:27,734
Keep it professional?
269
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,603
It's better that way.
270
00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:34,438
Shouldn't he hear it from you, Peanut?
271
00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:50,325
I'm so glad I came here.
272
00:15:50,416 --> 00:15:52,157
Yeah, Kelly's gonna be fine.
273
00:15:52,251 --> 00:15:56,927
She has an infection. What we call R.S.V.
274
00:15:56,989 --> 00:16:01,404
Kids get it in playgrounds
and at schools and E.R. waiting rooms.
275
00:16:03,663 --> 00:16:05,506
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
276
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,336
Well, you've been here
three times in the last week.
277
00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:11,278
The E.R. is full of germs.
278
00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:13,613
It is no place for a healthy infant.
279
00:16:13,673 --> 00:16:15,482
This was my fault?
280
00:16:15,575 --> 00:16:17,145
Oh, listen, we've all been there.
281
00:16:17,243 --> 00:16:18,745
You want to be a good mom.
282
00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:28,027
- This is for Kelly.
- [ Chuckles ]
283
00:16:30,022 --> 00:16:32,161
This is for you.
284
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:35,268
I put my number in there.
285
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:37,638
The next time you're worried
about Kelly's health...
286
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:39,199
why don't you text me?
287
00:16:39,298 --> 00:16:41,437
I'll let you know if it's an emergency.
288
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,674
The Love Jungle?
289
00:16:43,769 --> 00:16:45,305
Yeah, some escapist crap.
290
00:16:45,371 --> 00:16:48,545
Do yourself a favor, get out of your head.
291
00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:58,856
♪♪ [ Pop ]
292
00:16:58,951 --> 00:16:59,952
Wow.
293
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:04,225
- Look at this place.
- It's all Mia.
294
00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:06,303
She says Astoria is the new Williamsburg.
295
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:07,861
Ah.
296
00:17:07,960 --> 00:17:11,464
These kids like beef jerky in their drinks.
297
00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:16,374
I made a big mistake.
298
00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,506
I am completely embarrassed.
299
00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:20,642
But I am worried.
300
00:17:20,706 --> 00:17:23,516
I am worried that our daughter
is out of control...
301
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,817
and there are no repercussions.
302
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,586
I want to show you something.
303
00:17:32,184 --> 00:17:33,822
You missed a spot.
304
00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,559
Shut up. I'm done.
305
00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,157
You're not even half done.
306
00:17:39,825 --> 00:17:42,271
Shitty job.
Felt like suitable punishment.
307
00:17:43,596 --> 00:17:45,098
Community service. I like it.
308
00:17:45,197 --> 00:17:46,835
Am I doing good, Mommy?
309
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,742
You're doing great, sweetie.
310
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,889
Okay, let me have it.
311
00:17:58,945 --> 00:18:01,221
I'm not angry.
312
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:02,884
Well, you have every right to be.
313
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,929
I'm sure I completely freaked her out.
314
00:18:06,852 --> 00:18:09,696
I'd rather just clean-slate this one.
315
00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:12,933
My life's really good right now...
316
00:18:13,025 --> 00:18:17,201
and I don't want to be the reason
things go south for you.
317
00:18:18,631 --> 00:18:21,703
You're thinking about me an awful lot.
318
00:18:23,035 --> 00:18:24,537
Old habits.
319
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,242
Yeah.
320
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,893
How'd it go?
321
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,994
I may take up breathing again next year.
322
00:18:47,093 --> 00:18:48,231
[ Chuckles ]
323
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,433
This day had relapse written all over it.
324
00:18:50,496 --> 00:18:52,942
You did great.
325
00:18:52,999 --> 00:18:55,570
Thank you for being here today with me...
326
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:57,512
and doing whatever this is.
327
00:18:59,772 --> 00:19:02,116
Want to grab a bite, celebrate?
328
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:06,088
Uh, I would love to, but a bunch of people
are coming to my house tonight to play poker.
329
00:19:06,145 --> 00:19:08,147
- Poker?
- Yeah.
330
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:11,621
No. Nurses. Pennies. Harmless.
331
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:13,459
Huh. No, it's not that.
332
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:16,989
It's just you were my plans for the evening.
333
00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,933
No big deal.
334
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,097
Oh. Well, you want to-
335
00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:25,699
Want to come?
Yes, I do. Very, very much.
336
00:19:25,798 --> 00:19:28,335
- Oh, okay.
- [ Chuckles ]
337
00:19:28,434 --> 00:19:30,641
Should I introduce you as my sponsor?
338
00:19:30,703 --> 00:19:33,877
Jesus, God, no.
Then they'll all just look at me funny.
339
00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:36,214
Why don't you lie and say I'm your friend?
340
00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:38,219
[ Stammers ]
I can do that.
341
00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:40,347
[ Chuckles ]
342
00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:52,199
Good news.
343
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:53,793
I found my story.
344
00:19:55,394 --> 00:19:57,635
That mom today with her baby-
345
00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:03,904
I'll never know what it's like to...
346
00:20:04,003 --> 00:20:06,574
love someone that much.
347
00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:09,653
Hey, never say never.
348
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,749
You saved a baby's life today.
349
00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:16,383
You are my story, dummy.
350
00:20:16,482 --> 00:20:18,155
[ Chuckles ]
351
00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,097
My brother.
352
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:33,775
Shit.
353
00:20:47,913 --> 00:20:51,190
You have a sizable mass in your right shin.
354
00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,260
A mass?
355
00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:00,293
Bone cancer.
356
00:21:03,796 --> 00:21:05,571
We gotta get you to an oncologist.
357
00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:10,478
But I would be lying
if I didn't tell you it's very serious.
358
00:21:15,975 --> 00:21:17,921
I'm not old.
359
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,757
We're not old, man.
360
00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:27,457
I'm gonna send you to the best specialist.
361
00:21:32,057 --> 00:21:34,230
Who's gonna tell my wife?
362
00:21:35,427 --> 00:21:37,338
We can do that together.
363
00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:41,305
Damn.
364
00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,116
Who's gonna tell my mom?
365
00:21:46,172 --> 00:21:48,652
No, you're on your own with that one, man.
366
00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:52,515
I mean, that woman
still scares the shit out of me.
367
00:21:53,512 --> 00:21:55,514
[ Chuckles ]
368
00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:11,267
Oh, wow, it's cute.
How long have you been here?
369
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:12,968
Oh, I don't know. Forever.
370
00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:15,672
[ Laughs ]
Yeah, kind of looks like forever.
371
00:22:15,768 --> 00:22:16,769
[ Laughs ]
372
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:19,214
It's got a lot of curb appeal.
373
00:22:19,305 --> 00:22:22,047
- [ Motorcycle Approaching ]
- Ah, there's Eddie.
374
00:22:25,344 --> 00:22:28,484
- The pharmacist?
- There he is.
375
00:22:28,547 --> 00:22:30,959
Hey. How's it going?
376
00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,554
- Can I get a hand here?
- Yeah, I'll help you.
377
00:22:36,322 --> 00:22:37,801
- Hey.
- Hi.
378
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:44,871
- Hi.
- Who's that?
379
00:22:44,964 --> 00:22:46,966
- It's a friend.
- Oh, good-looking friend.
380
00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,979
- Good-looking bike.
- Thanks.
381
00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:52,913
Kevin's getting remarried.
382
00:22:53,806 --> 00:22:55,752
Oh, good for him.
383
00:22:56,909 --> 00:23:00,356
I, uh- I brought beers. I hope that's okay.
384
00:23:00,412 --> 00:23:03,086
Everybody is so careful around me. Jesus.
385
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,729
- He's cute.
- [ Chuckles ]
386
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:12,496
It was a harrowing scene...
387
00:23:12,558 --> 00:23:14,765
at All Saints Hospital today...
388
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:20,833
where one infant's cold
almost turned out to be her last.
389
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:24,609
But thanks to the heroics
of one medical professional-
390
00:23:24,703 --> 00:23:26,205
[ Together ]
Medical professional!
391
00:23:26,272 --> 00:23:29,378
Young Kelly will live
to breathe another day.
392
00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:31,717
- As a medical professional-
- Medical professional!
393
00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:33,586
It's pretty much okay for kids to eat um.
394
00:23:33,679 --> 00:23:37,388
Turn it off before I am totally shit-faced.
395
00:23:37,449 --> 00:23:40,055
- Little help in here, please.
- Yeah.
396
00:23:41,020 --> 00:23:44,194
[ Chattering ]
397
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:47,965
- [Antoinette ] You're doing good.
- [ Zoey ] So, Antoinette...
398
00:23:48,060 --> 00:23:50,301
how long have you known Jackie?
399
00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:53,400
Uh- Uh, she's kind of a new friend.
400
00:23:53,465 --> 00:23:56,639
Well, I've known Jackie
for a really long lime.
401
00:23:56,735 --> 00:23:58,874
- Mmm.
- Where did you meet?
402
00:24:01,540 --> 00:24:02,951
Oh. Oh, oh, oh.
403
00:24:03,042 --> 00:24:04,487
Wow.
404
00:24:05,577 --> 00:24:07,955
She's gonna be so terrible at this game.
405
00:24:08,047 --> 00:24:10,084
I come prepared.
406
00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:12,652
Zoey, weakness means strength.
Strength means weakness.
407
00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:16,324
They're crazy, slow down.
They slow down, go crazy.
408
00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:20,334
Lucy, I'm home.
409
00:24:21,493 --> 00:24:23,097
- Hey, everyone.
- Hey.
410
00:24:23,162 --> 00:24:24,800
Who needs another beer?
411
00:24:24,897 --> 00:24:27,503
Uh, yeah. Thanks.
412
00:24:30,269 --> 00:24:33,807
[ Chattering ]
413
00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:36,819
You invited all these
people over so we didn't have to talk?
414
00:24:38,344 --> 00:24:41,587
Okay. I had problems in my marriage, Jack.
I never said I didn't.
415
00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:43,649
Yeah, you don't talk to your kids.
I didn't know that.
416
00:24:43,749 --> 00:24:46,787
- I never lied to you.
- No, you lied to your wife.
417
00:24:46,852 --> 00:24:49,355
Okay, that's not fair.
418
00:24:49,455 --> 00:24:51,867
Look, I am trying
to manage my sobriety here.
419
00:24:51,957 --> 00:24:53,868
Do you have any idea how difficult that is?
420
00:24:53,959 --> 00:24:57,202
I cant be in another relationship that
is based on secrets and lies.
421
00:24:57,296 --> 00:24:59,105
We are still learning things
about each other, Jack.
422
00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:00,768
That is a very different thing than lying.
423
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,972
Okay, here it is. Kevin cheated on me.
424
00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:05,811
I'm not Kevin, okay?
425
00:25:05,871 --> 00:25:08,010
I'm not even the guy / was five years ago.
426
00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:10,849
Now we are doing better than you think.
427
00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,547
We are.
428
00:25:12,644 --> 00:25:16,182
This is a discovery period, okay?
429
00:25:16,281 --> 00:25:18,022
Look, I have people over.
430
00:25:18,117 --> 00:25:21,724
I donât want to spend the whole night in the
kitchen arguing with you.
431
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:23,390
Just when we're getting somewhere?
432
00:25:23,489 --> 00:25:25,560
[ Sighs ]
433
00:25:26,525 --> 00:25:28,664
All right.
434
00:25:28,727 --> 00:25:30,570
We're not done talking about this.
435
00:25:31,397 --> 00:25:33,638
You mind taking the dog out?
436
00:25:36,535 --> 00:25:38,014
Come on, Slippers.
437
00:25:38,070 --> 00:25:39,674
[ Slippers Whines ]
438
00:25:46,078 --> 00:25:47,580
Hey, Frank.
439
00:25:50,249 --> 00:25:52,422
You gotta call your kids.
440
00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:56,493
Yeah, I know.
441
00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:59,092
Come on, sweetheart. Let's go.
442
00:26:11,770 --> 00:26:13,272
[ Gloria ]
Zoey, are you in or out?
443
00:26:13,372 --> 00:26:15,875
I'm bluffing. I'm sorry.
444
00:26:17,276 --> 00:26:20,348
[ Gloria ] You want to see my hand,
you better raise or call.
445
00:26:21,380 --> 00:26:24,122
[ Antoinette ]
You don't scare me. Call.
446
00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:26,560
- Go.
- [ Eddie] Come on, sexy.
447
00:26:26,618 --> 00:26:29,861
[ Gloria ]
You are so full of shit. I call.
448
00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:33,267
- [ Zoey ] Oh, my God.
- [ Antoinette ] You are both full of shit.
449
00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:37,306
[Signs]
450
00:26:37,396 --> 00:26:39,808
- [ Antoinette ] Go.
- [ Zoey ] I got it.
451
00:26:39,898 --> 00:26:43,402
- Bam! Damn it. - [ Gloria ] All right,
people. Everybody show your hand.
452
00:26:56,081 --> 00:26:59,995
♪♪ [ Group Vocalizing ]
453
00:27:07,426 --> 00:27:10,669
♪♪ [ Continues ]
454
00:27:18,504 --> 00:27:21,007
♪♪ [ Man Vocalizing ]
455
00:27:26,509 --> 00:27:36,507
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