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I'm surprised to see bread
in the house.
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With Passover coming up, aren't you
supposed to get rid of all the haymetz?
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It's pronounced "hametz. "
And we never did that in my family.
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What do you know
about Passover anyway?
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Well, I've just been doing
a little reading.
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About Passover?
What, are you having trouble sleeping?
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Well, actually, I was gonna
surprise you, Fleischman.
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Surprise me? Mm-hmm.
With a Passover dinner.
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You wanna have a Seder?
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Yeah. For you.
You could invite everyone over.
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We can have a little Paschal
Lamb, matzo. What do you think?
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Well, for one thing, Paschal Lamb went out
with the Second Temple, and for another thing-
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- So you don't want it?
- Please, don't get me wrong here.
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I think it's- it's very sweet.
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I mean, that's not necessary.
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You know, it'd be like me wanting to have
an Easter egg party for you or something.
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- What's wrong with that?
- Nothing. I don't know.
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- It's- - I don't get it. I'm just
trying to give you part of your culture.
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Oh, please. Come on.
I don't wanna fight about this.
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You know, I think it's very sweet.
I- I just- I don't know what to say.
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I'm not comfortable with it, you know?
Can't we just leave it at that?
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Yeah, yeah.
Aw, come on.
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O'Connell.
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See ya.
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Oh, for pity's sake.
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I'm closed, Chris. Come on.
It'll only take a minute.
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I'm not an a. m. p. m. mini-mart,
you know.
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- Chips, chips, chips, chips.
- I've closed out the register.
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- Ruth-Anne, you're out of salt and
vinegar chips. - Shipment comes in Thursday.
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Well, I was kinda, you know,
dreaming of those chips.
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They were the light
at the end of the tunnel.
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If you'd ever plan ahead-
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All right.
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Barbecue it is.
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Wait a second. New game plan.
I don't like barbecue.
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How about some, uh, creamed herring
and those Stoned Wheat Thins?
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"Time is but the stream I go a-fishin' in. "
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Henry David Thoreau.
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Pass me a sandwich.
Ed Chigliak.
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Boy, I love this.
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It's just so relaxing and easy.
No women.
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I mean, why is it...
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that women feel they
have to horn in on everything, you know?
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I mean, I don't understand why they
just can't leave well enough alone.
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It's like you're gettin' ready
to watch a football game,
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and some girl comes in and she says
she's a big fan and can she watch too.
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Right? You know, I mean,
she's not there to watch football.
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She's there to talk or laugh or gossip,
anything but watch football.
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- You know what I mean?
- Happens to you a lot, huh, Joel?
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- I'm just making a point.
- You'd better check your line there, Dr. Fleischman.
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Yeah. I guess I'm caught
on those weeds again.
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Come on. Whoa.
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Give it a little side-to-side
action there.
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Yeah. Maybe I need
a little better angle.
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There we go.
It moved a little.
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You must be bringing up
half the bottom.
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Whoa. Whoa!
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- That's a fish.
- Whoa!
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Man!
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It feels like a submarine to me.
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Don't break your line.
Yeah. Yeah. Get your tip up.
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I'm tellin' you, it won't budge.
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You think?
What else could it be?
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This close to shore?
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There's a big drop-off out there.
Gunaakadeit.
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This thing is not budging.
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Whoa. Whoa.
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Number two keg's leaking
again, H. Be down in a minute.
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How's the pooper?
Oh, she's fine.
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Whoa!
You like it?
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Are you kidding?
Virtual reality.
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I feel like I could soak
my little piggies in that water.
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Instructions called for a little
more six in the shadows,
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but I thought it was too green,
so I used number eight.
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Well, you went right, babe.
This is goin' on the wall downstairs.
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You think it's that good? This
blows the doors off your Last Supper.
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Well, I think I do have a kind of
a special feel for the outdoor scenes.
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Who would've guessed my big hunk would be
high-fiving it with the Sistine Chapel guy?
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Well, it's just
paint-by-the-numbers.
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Move over, Elvis.
Gunaakadeit is back.
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That's right, folklore fans. Cicely's
own version of the Loch Ness Monster...
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was hooked today by our own
Dr. Joel Fleischman...
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at about 1: 12 in the afternoon.
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And the battle's still ragin'
over at East Loon Lake.
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For those of you
that aren't up on the legend,
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Goony, known to locals for a century
as a fabulous sea monster,
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has been making guest appearances on
totems and all kinds of representative art.
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The first modern sightings
were in 1931.
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Now, he's been poppin' up about,
oh, once every 15 years.
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Scientific speculation has centered on the
idea that a landlocked sturgeon species...
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may have been trapped
in the last glacier.
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Now, attempts to photograph
this mythical bottom dweller...
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have been frustrated by the turbidity
and the depth of Loon Lake,
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although a marine biology team
from the University of Washington...
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did report unusual sonar findings
in 1973.
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For all the Goony news as it happens,
keep your radio turned to 57 on the AM.
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How big you think he is, Ed?
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A sturgeon can go a thousand pounds,
Dr. Fleischman.
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- A thousand pounds.
- Fourteen, 15 feet.
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Uncle Anku says they used to use oxen
to haul 'em out of the Columbia River.
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One thousand pounds. Man!
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I think they're ready with your
chair over there. All right.
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Keep the tip up now.
Yep.
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Oh, my back!
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You know, old Walt's the only other
one to ever get old Goony on a hook.
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Yeah? Back in July of'68 I believe it was.
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Fought him for seven hours.
What happened?
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Well, he got his finger
snagged in the line.
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Get an extra joist under there. And
I want jam nuts on all those bolts.
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You hear me?
Yes, sir.
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Hey, Doc, giveJerry your rod
while you put this on.
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All right, Jerry.
Here you go.
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It's from the V. F. W. Hall. It's a
flag holder, but it should do the trick.
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Okay. We're transferring
you to this deep-sea rig,
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but don't get any ideas
of horsing this fella in.
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He'll snap your line in a minute.
Let him run.
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All right.
If you got slack, take it.
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All right, Jerry. I spliced your
line onto this heavier pole, Doc.
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How's that?
Feels all right.
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I don't need to tell you
you're in for the fight of your life.
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Every time it rains, I remember
this little souvenir that Goony gave me.
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I'll be with you all the way, Doc.
If you need me, just holler.
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All right, Walt.
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Gimme one of them
disposable cameras, Ruth-Anne.
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I'm out.
Even the panoramic ones?
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How am I gonna get
a picture of Goony?
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You're a little late, Hayden.
I don't believe this.
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The angling event of the century,
and you're out of cameras?
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You might get yourself a real camera
and buy some film.
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Nah.
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That's 18 dollars
and 23 cents, Doris.
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Just put it on my tab.
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May I help you?
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00:09:07,093 --> 00:09:09,118
Yeah. I was looking
for, uh, teriyaki jerky.
135
00:09:09,195 --> 00:09:12,062
This stuff's all pepperoni
and salami.
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The jerky is on the corner
of the counter.
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Always has been.
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Well, thanks.
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What are you doing? I thought you might've
missed one of these cameras back here, Ruth-Anne.
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I told you I was out.
Ohh!
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All right. This is it!
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Hey, listen up.
We're closed.
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- What?
- You heard me. Everybody out. Go.
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- Get. Scoot!
- Ruth-Anne!
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Bye. Look, here's a sawbuck if you'll
just give me a bag of them Doritos.
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Twirl on your Doritos, Hayden.
Ahh!
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She's got the cutest
little burps, Chris.
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00:10:07,620 --> 00:10:10,851
Like, I thought that part was gonna
totally gross me out, you know? Yeah.
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00:10:10,924 --> 00:10:15,293
You get that watery spit-up running
down your sweater. Smells kinda cheesy.
150
00:10:15,361 --> 00:10:18,762
Ew.
But she makes these little squeaks.
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00:10:20,833 --> 00:10:24,064
Hey, isn't that Ruth-Anne?
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Yeah.
Isn't that your bike?
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Yeah.
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When'd you do that, Holling?
Bitchin', isn't it?
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Let me get an eyeball to that.
Bring it over.
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Some painting, huh?
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Hell, that's not painting.
That's paint-by-numbers. So?
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So? Well, that's therapy
for the artistically challenged, Shelly.
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That's what they prescribe
for cretins in dayrooms.
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For your information, Mr. Bogus,
it took Holling a week to do that painting.
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- Shelly.
- He doesn't just follow the instructions either.
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Sometimes he mixes his own colors,
and he paints over the lines too.
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- Maurice is entitled
to his own opinion, Shelly.
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I'd like to see him
try one of these sometime.
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I'll tell you what, Shelly. I'll rush
out to the house to take down my Monet...
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and make room
for a genuine Vincoeur.
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Holling, you think you can paint me
one of those sad-faced clowns...
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and maybe a couple of kittens
playing with a ball of yarn?
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Don't listen to him, H.
He's just jealous.
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Oh.
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Attention, K-Bear shoppers.
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While Ruth-Anne Miller's
off doing her Kerouac thing,
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we've set up a special food
and hardware hotline...
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to keep those staples flowing for
the duration of our general store crisis.
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00:12:03,669 --> 00:12:07,605
Now, it says Kim Green is making a run to
Cantwell this afternoon for baked goods.
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Get your orders in toute de suite.
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Ivory Springer has butter and milk, but
rumor has it that he's charging 3.50 a quart.
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Now, Ivory, if you're price gouging,
a pox upon your house.
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Got a little Goony update here.
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"Closing in on five hours since
Dr. Joel hooked the big guy,
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some 200 yards
of line expended-
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both fish and fisherman doing fine,
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although Dr. Joel's developed
a hankering for a salami sandwich. "
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Keep that in mind if you're headed
out that way. Go easy on the Dijon.
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What's up, Holling? Oh, I thought maybe
you might have some use for these, Chris.
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What, you hanging up your
brushes? Uh, something like that.
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Thought you had
a groove thing goin' there.
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Well, it's no fun for me anymore.
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No fun.
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Well, maybe it's just a, uh, sign of growth,
you know, 'cause, hey, artists have to suffer.
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I don't think it's
anything like that, Chris.
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Fact is, no matter how much
I put into my paintings,
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I don't think they'd ever
be what you'd call... art.
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What's art, Holling, huh?
Is a da Vinci art? Dada art?
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If, uh, you wrap up the whole
Reichstag in toilet paper, is that art?
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Well, I can't give you
a complete definition,
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but I think it would be something that Maurice
would be willing to give good money for.
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Yeah, well,
you're starting to scare me.
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Because if that's art, then I
gotta get a whole new gig, you know?
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Why? He come down
and dump on your work?
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You know, I only started painting
because I had time on my hands,
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what with the babysitting
and all.
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But the more I got into it,
the more I thought, well,
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maybe I've got a little talent.
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Oh, and now you don't?
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It was like a bucket of cold ice water
being dumped on my head.
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All right. You got a very
basic problem, Holling.
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You're confusing product
with process.
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Most people, when they criticize, whether they like
it or they hate it, they're talking about product.
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That's not art.
That's the result of art.
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All right? Art, to the degree of
whatever we can get a handle on-
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I'm not sure we really can-
is a process, all right?
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It begins in here, here
with these and these.
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All right? Now, Picasso said, " The
pure plastic act is only secondary.
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What really counts is the drama
of the pure plastic act-
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that exact moment
when the universe comes out of itself...
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and meets its own destruction. "
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Uh, well, I-I'd still like people
to like my paintings.
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Right. Yeah, of course.
But the thing we gotta do with you...
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is get your ego out of the product
and put it back in the process.
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Unless you don't want to.
222
00:14:49,001 --> 00:14:51,731
Oh, yeah, yeah. I do.
Hey.
223
00:14:51,804 --> 00:14:55,331
We're buds.
We'll work it out.
224
00:15:18,631 --> 00:15:22,533
Hey, Walt. Whoa. Walt!
225
00:15:22,602 --> 00:15:26,595
Walt!
226
00:15:26,672 --> 00:15:28,663
Walt!
227
00:15:29,775 --> 00:15:33,438
Hey! Walt, get over here!
228
00:15:33,512 --> 00:15:35,503
Come on!
229
00:15:37,116 --> 00:15:39,107
Walt!
230
00:15:43,222 --> 00:15:45,213
Walt!
231
00:15:52,465 --> 00:15:55,992
Walt!
232
00:15:56,068 --> 00:15:59,504
Hey! Walt!
233
00:16:02,408 --> 00:16:04,399
Walt!
234
00:16:22,094 --> 00:16:25,996
Everything all right?
No, everything is not all right.
235
00:16:26,065 --> 00:16:28,693
I ordered this steak rare,
and this is medium.
236
00:16:28,768 --> 00:16:31,999
And don't reheat those fries.
I want a fresh batch.
237
00:16:32,071 --> 00:16:33,902
Yes, ma'am.
And here.
238
00:16:33,973 --> 00:16:36,533
This time put a full
two jiggers in, will ya?
239
00:16:36,609 --> 00:16:41,911
- Is that your shovel head out there?
- Excuse me?
240
00:16:41,981 --> 00:16:45,849
The Harley, is it yours?
241
00:16:45,918 --> 00:16:48,113
Yes.
242
00:16:48,187 --> 00:16:51,384
It was blocking
the handicap ramp.
243
00:16:54,427 --> 00:16:58,022
We moved it for you.
Thanks.
244
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,600
What?
245
00:17:03,669 --> 00:17:07,298
Double Wild Turkey, neat.
Gentlemen?
246
00:17:07,373 --> 00:17:11,332
You know what we want, girl.
And make it fast.
247
00:17:13,512 --> 00:17:16,481
Whew!
Some bike you got, Ma.
248
00:17:16,549 --> 00:17:19,712
Nothing to that big knucklehead
I used to ride.
249
00:17:19,785 --> 00:17:21,912
Yeah? What year?
'48.
250
00:17:21,987 --> 00:17:25,081
Chopped?
Extended front end, bobbed fenders.
251
00:17:25,157 --> 00:17:27,955
Is that your old man's bike
or yours?
252
00:17:28,027 --> 00:17:31,724
My old man wouldn't go near it.
Scared the hell out of him.
253
00:17:33,799 --> 00:17:38,327
Maybe you heard of us.
We're the Diablos.
254
00:17:38,404 --> 00:17:42,272
- No.
- Terror of the Tundra?
255
00:17:42,341 --> 00:17:46,607
That's what The Sleetmute
Sentinel called us. Maggots.
256
00:17:46,679 --> 00:17:48,670
Leave it!
257
00:17:51,183 --> 00:17:55,244
Where you headed, Ma?
Wherever.
258
00:17:55,321 --> 00:17:59,849
Yeah. I can dig it.
Tell you what.
259
00:18:03,162 --> 00:18:06,029
How'd you like to ride
with the Diablos tonight?
260
00:18:06,098 --> 00:18:11,092
We'rejammin'with the Rattlers.
Gonna run the gauntlet to Delta Junction.
261
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:15,470
- " Run the gauntlet"?
- Open throttle all the way.
262
00:18:15,541 --> 00:18:19,477
- No stops.
- But you have to go through Greeley, don't you?
263
00:18:19,545 --> 00:18:21,638
There's a state police station
in Greeley.
264
00:18:21,714 --> 00:18:23,909
Greeley.
265
00:18:23,983 --> 00:18:27,817
Yeah.
We own Greeley, man.
266
00:18:27,887 --> 00:18:31,288
So what do you say, Ma?
267
00:18:31,357 --> 00:18:33,348
You feel like getting down?
268
00:18:43,369 --> 00:18:45,496
All right.
I'll make you a deal, fish.
269
00:18:45,571 --> 00:18:50,031
You take me home, I promise I will
cut the line as soon as we get there.
270
00:18:50,109 --> 00:18:52,475
Whoa. Whoa!
What's goin' on?
271
00:19:04,223 --> 00:19:07,192
- Rabbi Schulman!
- Will you give me a hand, Joel?
272
00:19:10,896 --> 00:19:14,024
I- I-I don't believe this.
What are you doing here?
273
00:19:14,099 --> 00:19:16,033
You okay?
274
00:19:16,101 --> 00:19:20,401
Okay. Okay.
Oh, boy.
275
00:19:26,345 --> 00:19:29,246
What's goin' on?
Are you all right?
276
00:19:29,315 --> 00:19:31,783
I'm fine. Just fine.
Got a towel or something?
277
00:19:41,126 --> 00:19:44,254
I don't understand what happened.
Did I hook you?
278
00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:48,198
No, I grabbed your line. Whatever
you've got is still down there.
279
00:19:48,267 --> 00:19:52,670
What are you doing here, Rabbi?
Remember Cantor Landsmann?
280
00:19:52,738 --> 00:19:55,730
Yeah.
Well, had a mild heart episode,
281
00:19:55,808 --> 00:19:57,742
decides to retire,
move to Phoenix.
282
00:19:57,810 --> 00:20:02,645
My father didn't tell me that. I don't see
your father in shul very much anymore, Joel,
283
00:20:02,715 --> 00:20:05,206
especially since we had that argument
at the driveway improvements.
284
00:20:05,284 --> 00:20:07,684
But listen,
that's another story.
285
00:20:07,753 --> 00:20:12,190
Anyway, I'm under pressure from the
search committee to get a female cantor.
286
00:20:12,258 --> 00:20:14,249
Not that I have
any objections, mind you.
287
00:20:14,326 --> 00:20:17,591
It's just that it took a little while
to get used to it, you know.
288
00:20:17,663 --> 00:20:21,258
Rode the fence for a while.
Eventually, we did hire a female.
289
00:20:21,333 --> 00:20:24,325
Emily Greenblatt.
Want some Sen-Sen?
290
00:20:24,403 --> 00:20:26,633
Thanks.
291
00:20:26,705 --> 00:20:29,674
Anyway, we don't hit it off
right away.
292
00:20:29,742 --> 00:20:34,145
Emily accuses me of dragging my feet
during her selection. She resents it.
293
00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:37,671
Next thing you know, the Liturgy
Committee, headed by Emily,
294
00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:40,446
is insisting on gender-free services.
295
00:20:41,921 --> 00:20:44,583
You don't know about this?
This is a very big thing.
296
00:20:44,657 --> 00:20:50,618
It's no longer correct to refer to the Lord as a
masculine presence as in, " Blessed be his name. "
297
00:20:50,696 --> 00:20:54,359
Now it's, " Blessed be his or her name,"
or " Blessed be Adonai's name. "
298
00:20:55,701 --> 00:20:58,261
So I thought, can I live with this?
I don't know.
299
00:20:58,337 --> 00:21:03,104
I think it over, I decide I can,
and I make the switch.
300
00:21:03,175 --> 00:21:06,008
But apparently, not soon enough,
301
00:21:06,078 --> 00:21:09,172
because two weeks ago,
the committee came to me and said...
302
00:21:09,248 --> 00:21:13,548
that I will be the rabbi emeritus.
303
00:21:13,619 --> 00:21:17,988
Oh? So they wanted
to keep you upstairs?
304
00:21:18,057 --> 00:21:23,256
Seems they want somebody more on the
cutting edge to lead the community.
305
00:21:23,329 --> 00:21:25,320
Cutting edge, Joel.
306
00:21:25,397 --> 00:21:29,458
When I was going through the seminary,
believe me, this was not a major consideration.
307
00:21:33,272 --> 00:21:36,298
What is it that you're doing here?
308
00:21:36,375 --> 00:21:38,570
Looking for guidance...
309
00:21:38,644 --> 00:21:41,408
in his or her name.
310
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:45,348
I- In East Loon Lake?
Is that what they call this?
311
00:21:45,417 --> 00:21:48,978
Rabbi, you're in Alaska.
312
00:21:50,055 --> 00:21:52,489
We'll see.
Wherever the search takes you.
313
00:21:54,326 --> 00:21:56,317
Well, what's it like down there?
314
00:21:58,163 --> 00:22:00,393
It's dark, Joel.
315
00:22:00,466 --> 00:22:02,400
It's dark and it's deep.
316
00:22:04,903 --> 00:22:06,871
Oh, boy.
317
00:22:31,864 --> 00:22:33,923
So, where's the Rattlers, man?
318
00:22:33,999 --> 00:22:36,399
Those skanks are always late.
319
00:22:36,468 --> 00:22:40,666
Well, they better not be too late. I gotta take
Courtney to the friggin' orthodontist tomorrow.
320
00:22:40,739 --> 00:22:43,572
Braces?
No, palette extender.
321
00:22:43,642 --> 00:22:46,805
Her teeth look okay to me.
How they hangin', Ma?
322
00:22:46,879 --> 00:22:49,279
Well, that's from thumb sucking,
isn't it?
323
00:22:49,348 --> 00:22:51,839
How come we've never
seen you before?
324
00:22:51,917 --> 00:22:54,044
I've been stuck behind a counter,
I guess.
325
00:22:54,119 --> 00:22:57,054
You know, I realized,
as we were riding up here,
326
00:22:57,122 --> 00:23:02,719
I've been in Cicely longer than
I've ever been anyplace in my entire life.
327
00:23:02,795 --> 00:23:06,595
Yeah. Mail his teeth back
to his office.
328
00:23:06,665 --> 00:23:09,498
Yeah? Shut up, men.
I can't hear.
329
00:23:09,568 --> 00:23:11,627
I hate these damn things.
330
00:23:12,838 --> 00:23:16,604
Yeah? Yeah. Yeah,
that's much better.
331
00:23:16,675 --> 00:23:19,166
Hey, Ma, let me ask you somethin'. Shoot.
332
00:23:19,244 --> 00:23:21,576
You're in retail, right?
Yeah.
333
00:23:21,647 --> 00:23:26,880
Well, I own a couple of snowboard
franchises myself. Half a dozen employees.
334
00:23:26,952 --> 00:23:30,979
This new change to the Medicare tax,
is that gonna hurt me?
335
00:23:31,056 --> 00:23:35,356
Not unless you make more than
$130,000 in a year.
336
00:23:35,427 --> 00:23:38,555
Huh. All they did was
take away the wage limit.
337
00:23:38,630 --> 00:23:42,259
- Told you, man.
- Son of a bitch!
338
00:23:42,334 --> 00:23:45,599
- Uh-oh. Turk's pissed.
- They're not coming.
339
00:23:45,671 --> 00:23:48,799
- What?
- That was Sonny.
340
00:23:48,874 --> 00:23:50,933
He's having
elective surgery tomorrow.
341
00:23:51,009 --> 00:23:53,000
You're kidding!
342
00:23:53,078 --> 00:23:55,376
He went in for rectal bleeding.
343
00:23:55,447 --> 00:23:58,007
Turns out they're gonna have to
take out part of his colon.
344
00:23:58,083 --> 00:24:00,074
Diverticulitis.
Yeah.
345
00:24:00,152 --> 00:24:02,382
The colon! Man!
346
00:24:02,454 --> 00:24:05,218
All right.
Let's burn rubber.
347
00:24:05,290 --> 00:24:07,281
Without the Rattlers?
348
00:24:08,594 --> 00:24:10,653
We're still the Diablos, aren't we?
349
00:24:12,431 --> 00:24:14,899
We're still the Diablos, aren't we?
350
00:24:16,068 --> 00:24:19,401
Diablos, man!
All right!
351
00:24:37,990 --> 00:24:42,393
Ruth-Anne Miller runs the only general store
within a hundred-miles radius.
352
00:24:42,461 --> 00:24:45,988
We depend on that store
for our necessities.
353
00:24:46,064 --> 00:24:51,593
That makes her the equivalent
of a public employee.
354
00:24:51,670 --> 00:24:54,503
And as President Reagan demonstrated...
355
00:24:54,573 --> 00:24:57,770
when those PATCO Wobblies
took a powder,
356
00:24:57,843 --> 00:25:01,779
that public servants
cannot go on strike!
357
00:25:04,616 --> 00:25:07,016
What do you propose we do,
Maurice?
358
00:25:07,085 --> 00:25:12,717
I propose that, uh, Ed there open the store
and carry on business as usual.
359
00:25:13,959 --> 00:25:16,792
Oh, I don't know, Maurice.
360
00:25:16,862 --> 00:25:19,558
Ruth-Anne told me to only use this
if'n she says so.
361
00:25:19,631 --> 00:25:23,192
Do you wanna clear out
the earwax there, Chigliak?
362
00:25:23,268 --> 00:25:25,736
This is an emergency.
363
00:25:25,804 --> 00:25:29,205
Now, I propose we take a vote.
364
00:25:29,274 --> 00:25:31,868
- Second.
- Let's just slow down, all right?
365
00:25:31,944 --> 00:25:35,243
Let's take
a constitutional minute here...
366
00:25:35,314 --> 00:25:39,546
before we put a major tear
in our social fabric, okay?
367
00:25:39,618 --> 00:25:42,712
- You got a point there, Stevens?
- Yes, I do.
368
00:25:42,788 --> 00:25:45,848
All right. On the one hand, we have
the good of the public to consider-
369
00:25:45,924 --> 00:25:47,983
our need for Huggies
and Dove bars.
370
00:25:48,060 --> 00:25:52,258
On the other hand, we have our
legislated guarantees of personal freedom,
371
00:25:52,331 --> 00:25:56,631
such as the right for people to feel secure
in their persons, their houses, their papers...
372
00:25:56,702 --> 00:25:59,603
and their effects.
373
00:25:59,671 --> 00:26:02,105
I wouldn't want anybody
breaking into the bar.
374
00:26:02,174 --> 00:26:06,304
All right, people.
There is a time for debate,
375
00:26:06,378 --> 00:26:09,836
and there's a time
to shut up and do something.
376
00:26:09,915 --> 00:26:12,509
Yeah, what are we supposed
to do for fresh broccoli?
377
00:26:12,584 --> 00:26:14,814
Yeah, and I am
kinda low on brewskis.
378
00:26:14,887 --> 00:26:18,118
- Chris.
- All right. All in favor-
379
00:26:18,190 --> 00:26:21,853
No! I won't let you!
You can't make me!
380
00:26:30,903 --> 00:26:33,872
Hey, when was the last time
you saw land, Rabbi?
381
00:26:35,207 --> 00:26:38,540
It's been quite a while.
382
00:26:38,610 --> 00:26:41,101
We got a couple oars here,
and I gotta tell ya,
383
00:26:41,179 --> 00:26:45,115
I'm about just ready to cut my losses
and row back to shore.
384
00:26:45,183 --> 00:26:47,378
Joel, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
385
00:26:47,452 --> 00:26:49,443
I don't think we
should do that, Joel.
386
00:26:49,521 --> 00:26:52,354
I don't think you should break off
connection with what's down there.
387
00:26:52,424 --> 00:26:55,587
Joel, we could be onto
something very big.
388
00:26:55,661 --> 00:26:59,062
Something big? What do you mean? Big, like
- like how?
389
00:26:59,131 --> 00:27:04,125
You think- He- or she-whose
name may not be uttered.
390
00:27:04,202 --> 00:27:09,697
You mean God? You think God
is at the other end of this line?
391
00:27:09,775 --> 00:27:12,801
Fish imagery is very big
in theJudeo-Christian canon.
392
00:27:12,878 --> 00:27:16,541
Jonah, the miracle of
the loaves and the fishes,
393
00:27:16,615 --> 00:27:18,549
even the earliest sign
of Christianity.
394
00:27:18,617 --> 00:27:22,075
In fact, before the cross
was the fish.
395
00:27:24,122 --> 00:27:26,113
Okay.
396
00:27:35,467 --> 00:27:39,335
So, uh, what's new
with Joel Fleischman?
397
00:27:39,404 --> 00:27:41,395
It has been quite a while, my friend.
398
00:27:41,473 --> 00:27:44,909
I don't know.
I- I, um-
399
00:27:44,977 --> 00:27:48,572
I just- I've been in Alaska
serving my sentence.
400
00:27:48,647 --> 00:27:51,445
What happened to that girl
you were going with? Uh, Eileen?
401
00:27:51,516 --> 00:27:53,450
Elaine.
Elaine.
402
00:27:53,518 --> 00:27:55,577
Yeah. She dumped me.
403
00:27:55,654 --> 00:27:58,248
Oh, sorry.
404
00:27:58,323 --> 00:28:00,757
You seeing anybody else?
405
00:28:00,826 --> 00:28:04,694
Yeah. Her name's
O'Connell. Maggie O'Connell.
406
00:28:04,763 --> 00:28:10,133
NiceJewish girl.
You two serious?
407
00:28:10,202 --> 00:28:12,329
Serious?
408
00:28:12,404 --> 00:28:15,032
I don't know, you know?
409
00:28:15,107 --> 00:28:19,635
We started out hating each other, and
now she wants to cook me Passover dinner.
410
00:28:19,711 --> 00:28:21,975
Really?
That's very nice.
411
00:28:22,047 --> 00:28:24,538
It's not nice?
412
00:28:24,616 --> 00:28:29,815
Uh, you know, to tell you the truth,
it- it makes me very uncomfortable.
413
00:28:29,888 --> 00:28:34,621
Why?
I don't know.
414
00:28:37,362 --> 00:28:40,923
What? I don't know. We're not moving.
415
00:28:40,999 --> 00:28:45,732
- I think your line's gone slack, Joel.
- Oh. There's nothing there, Rabbi.
416
00:28:45,804 --> 00:28:49,467
I think I lost him, Rabbi.
I don't think you've lost him.
417
00:28:49,541 --> 00:28:52,738
- What do you mean?
- Don't you hear that?
418
00:28:53,845 --> 00:28:55,779
Hear what?
419
00:28:55,847 --> 00:29:00,147
Listen.
420
00:29:01,787 --> 00:29:04,347
Whoa!
421
00:29:04,423 --> 00:29:07,688
He's breaching!
422
00:29:15,067 --> 00:29:17,968
Explain it to me again, Chris.
423
00:29:18,036 --> 00:29:19,970
Holling, one more time.
424
00:29:20,038 --> 00:29:23,007
We're gonna liberate the art
from the artist, remember?
425
00:29:23,075 --> 00:29:26,044
All I remember is you said
I had to burn my painting.
426
00:29:26,111 --> 00:29:28,739
It's not your painting anymore,
Holling.
427
00:29:28,814 --> 00:29:31,715
It stopped being your painting
the moment that you finished it.
428
00:29:35,420 --> 00:29:37,945
Okay. Holling,
429
00:29:38,023 --> 00:29:40,150
Native Americans make these
little sand sculptures.
430
00:29:40,225 --> 00:29:45,185
They spend days just sprinkling these little
colored bits of sand into this painting.
431
00:29:45,263 --> 00:29:48,130
Now, when they're all finished,
they destroy it.
432
00:29:48,200 --> 00:29:50,725
They scatter it to all four winds.
You know why?
433
00:29:50,802 --> 00:29:53,999
'Cause they know what's
important, Holling. Now, come on.
434
00:29:54,072 --> 00:29:57,473
You're gonna feel a whole lot better
when this is over, believe me.
435
00:30:01,379 --> 00:30:05,475
You do it.
It's your odyssey.
436
00:30:16,895 --> 00:30:19,625
You feel that, Holling, huh?
437
00:30:19,698 --> 00:30:23,532
You feel that catharsis,
that letting go of ego?
438
00:30:28,173 --> 00:30:31,142
You're a free man, Holling Vincoeur.
439
00:30:31,209 --> 00:30:34,542
You make a little room for yourself
to experience this, buddy.
440
00:30:43,722 --> 00:30:46,452
Hey!
You got any get-well cards?
441
00:30:46,525 --> 00:30:48,857
Yeah. Over there.
442
00:30:49,995 --> 00:30:52,122
Sonny'll really appreciate this.
443
00:30:52,197 --> 00:30:54,324
He's gonna be in the
hospital a week. At least.
444
00:30:54,399 --> 00:30:59,496
Hey, this is a funny. " Heard you got laid up.
Hope you get it sideways and upside down too. "
445
00:30:59,571 --> 00:31:01,664
Hey, that's not funny, man!
446
00:31:01,740 --> 00:31:05,767
When you're sick in the hospital,
a thing like that falls flat.
447
00:31:05,844 --> 00:31:09,439
Here.
Short and sweet.
448
00:31:09,514 --> 00:31:13,075
"Thinking of you.
Get well soon. "
449
00:31:13,151 --> 00:31:15,881
Hey, that's it.
That says it all.
450
00:31:15,954 --> 00:31:18,946
- I'll take this one.
- Uh, anything else?
451
00:31:19,024 --> 00:31:23,256
Yeah. You got any
mercuric oxide? Damn sty.
452
00:31:23,328 --> 00:31:25,558
I keep tellin' Doreen to get rid
of them down pillows.
453
00:31:25,630 --> 00:31:27,564
One or two percent?
Two.
454
00:31:29,968 --> 00:31:31,959
Okay, let's ride.
455
00:31:32,037 --> 00:31:36,133
I don't know, Turk.
What?
456
00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:40,577
Maybe we oughta
cool it tonight, huh?
457
00:31:40,645 --> 00:31:44,843
What are you sayin' to me, Frog?
What are you tellin' me?
458
00:31:44,916 --> 00:31:48,875
Are you tellin'me that Turk Tortelli
doesn't lead the Diablos anymore?
459
00:31:48,954 --> 00:31:51,821
- No, Turk.
- Then what are you sayin'to me, man?
460
00:31:51,890 --> 00:31:56,054
I'm tellin' you it's not the same
without the Rattlers, okay?
461
00:31:57,362 --> 00:32:00,263
He's right, Turk.
462
00:32:06,137 --> 00:32:09,937
You know, I hear they got some
pretty good frozen yogurt here.
463
00:32:14,279 --> 00:32:16,804
Rabbi?
Right here.
464
00:32:17,983 --> 00:32:20,781
Where are we?
Wait a second.
465
00:32:20,852 --> 00:32:22,843
Let me make this brighter.
Oh.
466
00:32:22,921 --> 00:32:28,052
You smoke? Just the occasional
white owl, Joel. I don't inhale.
467
00:32:29,461 --> 00:32:33,124
Geez, it stinks, huh?
468
00:32:33,198 --> 00:32:35,792
Hold it.
What is this?
469
00:32:36,801 --> 00:32:38,894
Ooh, a light.
470
00:32:46,211 --> 00:32:49,339
Hey, a baseball bat.
471
00:32:53,485 --> 00:32:56,352
Hey, Rabbi, this is mine.
472
00:32:56,421 --> 00:32:59,015
This is my old Thurman Munson.
473
00:33:00,358 --> 00:33:03,794
My father's Mishna.
Hmph.
474
00:33:03,862 --> 00:33:07,628
And a skate key. I haven't
seen one like this in 50 years.
475
00:33:07,699 --> 00:33:09,929
Oh, look at this.
476
00:33:10,001 --> 00:33:12,128
Spider-Man, number one.
477
00:33:12,203 --> 00:33:14,671
I knew I didn't throw this away.
478
00:33:14,739 --> 00:33:18,436
What's goin' on here?
We're inside, Joel.
479
00:33:18,510 --> 00:33:20,944
Inside what?
The fish.
480
00:33:22,213 --> 00:33:24,943
The belly of the beast.
481
00:33:26,217 --> 00:33:28,208
Oh, my God.
482
00:33:29,621 --> 00:33:31,612
Oh, God.
483
00:33:33,658 --> 00:33:37,116
Hey, Rabbi, that looks very much
like alveoli.
484
00:33:37,195 --> 00:33:39,186
Let me tell you something.
If that is,
485
00:33:39,264 --> 00:33:42,995
we stand a very good chance of being
slimed to death by digestive enzymes.
486
00:33:43,068 --> 00:33:46,526
I think we better get outta here,
like, fast. We could make a fire.
487
00:33:46,604 --> 00:33:48,902
I took my son to see
a movie just like this.
488
00:33:48,973 --> 00:33:51,134
What are you talkin' about?
Pinocchio? That's right.
489
00:33:51,209 --> 00:33:53,302
The whale just coughed him
right out.
490
00:33:53,378 --> 00:33:55,539
And it's Walt Disney. It's a movie. Oh.
491
00:33:58,950 --> 00:34:01,885
All right, look.
I mean,
492
00:34:01,953 --> 00:34:06,686
stomachs and-and coughing, anatomically
speaking, have no correlation, but-
493
00:34:06,758 --> 00:34:10,785
I can't believe I'm having this conversation
with you. If we attempt an esophageal exit,
494
00:34:10,862 --> 00:34:13,194
we have a small matter
of teeth to consider.
495
00:34:13,264 --> 00:34:15,494
I think it would be best
if we went colorectal.
496
00:34:15,567 --> 00:34:19,162
You mean
- I mean that every living creature has to excrete.
497
00:34:19,237 --> 00:34:21,228
And I think this is safest.
Come on.
498
00:34:35,086 --> 00:34:37,020
Joel.
What?
499
00:34:37,088 --> 00:34:40,922
I thinkJonah is the key to
all of this. Key to what?
500
00:34:40,992 --> 00:34:43,859
The meaning behind all of this.
Think about it for a minute.
501
00:34:43,928 --> 00:34:46,624
Why was Jonah swallowed
by the whale in the first place?
502
00:34:46,698 --> 00:34:50,566
The Lord said go to Nineveh,
cry out against their wickedness.
503
00:34:50,635 --> 00:34:54,469
Instead, Jonah hops a boat
and goes to Tarshish.
504
00:34:54,539 --> 00:34:57,030
The Lord raises a ruckus,
Jonah gets the heave-ho.
505
00:34:57,108 --> 00:34:59,099
What's the meaning
behind all of this?
506
00:34:59,177 --> 00:35:02,840
Uh, next time go to Nineveh.
Responsibility.
507
00:35:02,914 --> 00:35:06,850
Jonah was trying to avoid
his responsibility.
508
00:35:10,121 --> 00:35:12,316
Come on, Rabbi.
On your knees.
509
00:35:12,390 --> 00:35:14,517
Hmm.
510
00:35:14,592 --> 00:35:17,060
Hey, I think
I got something here.
511
00:35:17,128 --> 00:35:19,062
What?
Watch your head.
512
00:35:19,130 --> 00:35:21,121
Easy.
Okay.
513
00:35:22,867 --> 00:35:26,928
You got a token?
Token?
514
00:35:27,005 --> 00:35:29,565
Only one. All right. You
go ahead. I'll jump it.
515
00:35:29,641 --> 00:35:31,905
Go ahead, Rabbi.
Who's gonna tell?
516
00:35:37,816 --> 00:35:41,252
Yo, monkey boy!
Hit me again.
517
00:35:41,319 --> 00:35:44,755
I'd really like to close up, fellas.
518
00:35:48,660 --> 00:35:51,151
M- Macadamia-vanilla swirl, right?
519
00:35:54,899 --> 00:35:59,768
What's up, Ma?
You look a little down.
520
00:35:59,838 --> 00:36:02,204
I think I've run out of road,
Turk.
521
00:36:02,273 --> 00:36:05,470
Are you speaking metaphorically?
522
00:36:05,543 --> 00:36:07,841
Physically too.
523
00:36:07,912 --> 00:36:12,508
When I left Portland for Cicely,
I wanted the wide-open spaces.
524
00:36:12,584 --> 00:36:16,884
Look at me now. What's left? Vladivostok?
525
00:36:16,955 --> 00:36:21,449
But as long as we've got it in here,
there's always the open road.
526
00:36:21,526 --> 00:36:23,994
Ma's right, man.
527
00:36:24,062 --> 00:36:26,553
Frontier's over.
It's history.
528
00:36:26,631 --> 00:36:29,395
We've all read Hunter Thompson.
529
00:36:29,467 --> 00:36:33,801
The biker movement was started
by dissatisfied G. I. s...
530
00:36:33,872 --> 00:36:39,469
who weren't willing to buy into the
phony prosperity of the late '40s.
531
00:36:39,544 --> 00:36:43,981
- You tell it. Yep.
- It was a reaction, a revolt.
532
00:36:44,048 --> 00:36:46,812
Um, you remember Brando's line
in The Wild One?
533
00:36:46,885 --> 00:36:50,514
Yeah. Dude asks,
"What are you rebelling against?"
534
00:36:50,588 --> 00:36:52,579
Brando says,
"What do you got?"
535
00:36:52,657 --> 00:36:55,922
Yeah. But what
does it mean anymore, huh?
536
00:36:55,994 --> 00:36:58,690
I mean, how can it mean anything
in a society...
537
00:36:58,763 --> 00:37:01,994
where lawyers are wearin' earrings
and fashion models have tattoos, huh?
538
00:37:02,066 --> 00:37:04,057
Have you been in
a Harley dealership lately?
539
00:37:04,135 --> 00:37:06,763
A new ultra-classic stock.
540
00:37:06,838 --> 00:37:10,934
No chrome, no nothing.
Lists at $16,000.
541
00:37:11,009 --> 00:37:13,170
Who's buying these bikes?
I'll tell you who.
542
00:37:13,244 --> 00:37:15,872
Doctors, chefs, account executives,
that's who.
543
00:37:15,947 --> 00:37:19,576
The affluent middle class.
And you wanna know what?
544
00:37:19,651 --> 00:37:22,677
- We're part of it.
- What if we are?
545
00:37:24,022 --> 00:37:27,685
You know, I'll tell you,
for the first time in my life, I'm happy.
546
00:37:27,759 --> 00:37:31,058
Shirley's great,
the kids like school,
547
00:37:31,129 --> 00:37:34,462
the Dow went over 3,900.
548
00:37:34,532 --> 00:37:38,332
I mean, what's so bad
about feeling good?
549
00:37:38,403 --> 00:37:44,239
Well, I guess the major thing I'm rebelling
against these days is my arthritis.
550
00:37:47,579 --> 00:37:49,843
But what about the open road, man?
551
00:37:54,018 --> 00:37:56,851
Ah, geez, look at the time.
Yeah.
552
00:37:56,921 --> 00:38:00,823
- Next Saturday, Turk?
- Well-
553
00:38:00,892 --> 00:38:03,326
No. Saturday's tight.
554
00:38:03,394 --> 00:38:05,760
Ricky's soccer team
made the play-offs.
555
00:38:05,830 --> 00:38:07,889
How about, um, Sunday?
556
00:38:07,966 --> 00:38:11,493
Okay.
Tiny?
557
00:38:11,569 --> 00:38:14,868
- Fine with me.
- Deal.
558
00:38:22,213 --> 00:38:24,204
Be good, Ma!
559
00:38:24,282 --> 00:38:26,216
And if you can't be good-
560
00:38:26,284 --> 00:38:28,218
Be quick!
561
00:38:42,433 --> 00:38:46,028
Jonah was in the fish three days.
562
00:38:46,104 --> 00:38:50,768
Yeah, well, fine for him. I gotta teach
a nutritional class in Sitka tomorrow.
563
00:38:52,276 --> 00:38:54,801
I'm supposed
to see the board.
564
00:38:56,848 --> 00:39:00,477
What are you gonna tell 'em?
I've decided to fight it out, Joel.
565
00:39:00,551 --> 00:39:04,612
Easy to take the money and run. They
don't want me, good-bye and good luck.
566
00:39:04,689 --> 00:39:09,058
But they're still my flock.
It's like my children.
567
00:39:09,127 --> 00:39:14,429
I still have things to teach them,
and like it or not, they should listen.
568
00:39:14,499 --> 00:39:17,127
And maybe I was
a little too brusque with Emily.
569
00:39:17,201 --> 00:39:21,570
Maybe I could've been
a little more sensitive.
570
00:39:21,639 --> 00:39:24,574
Some fences I could mend there.
571
00:39:24,642 --> 00:39:26,633
Hey.
572
00:39:29,881 --> 00:39:33,044
So you think I should have
Passover with O'Connell?
573
00:39:33,117 --> 00:39:35,585
She may be your Nineveh, Joel.
574
00:39:35,653 --> 00:39:37,644
This is what you're
running away from.
575
00:39:37,722 --> 00:39:43,422
It may not be my field, but maybe by denying
her Passover, you're denying her intimacy.
576
00:39:43,494 --> 00:39:45,587
Yeah, okay. But, I mean,
577
00:39:45,663 --> 00:39:49,759
if it turns out that we're really
serious about each other,
578
00:39:49,834 --> 00:39:53,292
I mean, that's a pretty basic conflict,
isn't it?
579
00:39:53,371 --> 00:39:55,362
Potentially, yes.
580
00:39:55,440 --> 00:39:57,635
Isn't that what you're
trying to avoid?
581
00:39:57,709 --> 00:40:00,007
Suppose I came to you and said
we're gonna get married.
582
00:40:00,078 --> 00:40:03,206
She doesn't care about converting. We're
gonna worry about the children later.
583
00:40:03,281 --> 00:40:06,648
I mean, what do you say to that?
584
00:40:06,718 --> 00:40:11,485
The cutting edge part of me says go and be
happy, follow love wherever it leads you.
585
00:40:11,556 --> 00:40:14,753
My gut says find a niceJewish girl.
586
00:40:16,661 --> 00:40:21,394
We live in a very confusing age, Joel.
587
00:40:21,466 --> 00:40:27,405
Here we are, as close to the Almighty as we're liable
to get in this life, and still there's no clarity.
588
00:40:27,472 --> 00:40:30,066
I mean, do you hear any voices?
589
00:40:30,141 --> 00:40:33,338
The Lord spoke to Moses directly.
There was no allegory involved.
590
00:40:33,411 --> 00:40:37,814
And what was Moses's problem? You
don't like slavery? Get out of Egypt.
591
00:40:37,882 --> 00:40:40,544
What's to ponder?
592
00:40:40,618 --> 00:40:43,712
Yeah.
593
00:40:45,857 --> 00:40:48,951
Be strong and of good courage.
594
00:40:49,026 --> 00:40:52,086
Oop! See?
595
00:40:52,163 --> 00:40:54,154
We're moving.
596
00:40:57,468 --> 00:41:00,403
We're goin'over by the elk wood.
597
00:41:02,473 --> 00:41:04,771
Swing it around to the left.
598
00:41:04,842 --> 00:41:08,107
He knows how to swim.
He just probably swam ashore, right?
599
00:41:08,179 --> 00:41:11,842
I'm sure he's okay, Maggie.
I mean, come on, he's a doctor.
600
00:41:11,916 --> 00:41:14,214
Something smashed this boat
to pieces.
601
00:41:14,285 --> 00:41:17,118
Gosh, you can't see a thing.
602
00:41:21,325 --> 00:41:24,419
What is it?
A ticket to Shea Stadium.
603
00:41:28,666 --> 00:41:31,157
Just keep movin'.
604
00:41:41,479 --> 00:41:44,039
Ruth-Anne!
605
00:41:44,115 --> 00:41:46,174
What are you doing, Ed?
Oh, nothing.
606
00:41:46,250 --> 00:41:48,445
Oh, well, just watching.
Are you all right?
607
00:41:48,519 --> 00:41:52,512
Oh, I'm fine.
Well, thank you for minding the store.
608
00:41:52,590 --> 00:41:54,990
Ah.
Let's open up, okay?
609
00:41:55,059 --> 00:41:57,050
All right!
610
00:42:07,004 --> 00:42:09,234
Over here.
611
00:42:09,307 --> 00:42:12,470
Fleischman? Fleischman?
612
00:42:12,543 --> 00:42:14,738
Come on, Fleischman.
Talk to me. Oh!
613
00:42:14,812 --> 00:42:18,509
He's okay!
Are you okay?
614
00:42:19,884 --> 00:42:23,285
O'Connell, where's the rabbi?
615
00:42:23,354 --> 00:42:27,347
- What rabbi?
- You had a boating accident, Joel.
616
00:42:27,425 --> 00:42:30,758
- I must've dozed off, Joel.
- Yeah.
617
00:42:30,828 --> 00:42:35,288
I was- I was running out of line,
and I got in the- the little boat,
618
00:42:35,366 --> 00:42:37,664
and the fish pulled me out.
619
00:42:37,735 --> 00:42:40,135
Then what happened?
620
00:42:41,706 --> 00:42:43,674
I don't know.
I guess I fell asleep.
621
00:42:43,741 --> 00:42:48,838
- How'd you get here?
- I think the fish brought me.
622
00:42:48,913 --> 00:42:52,815
- Brought what?
- I think he said the fiyh brought him.
623
00:43:02,326 --> 00:43:06,057
Awesome, H.
It's even closer than the last time.
624
00:43:06,130 --> 00:43:10,157
This one is for Walt. I'm starting
a seascape for Lowell Grippo next.
625
00:43:10,234 --> 00:43:12,600
Cape Cod Morning?
That's the one.
626
00:43:12,670 --> 00:43:15,400
You're cranking 'em out
like sausages, babe.
627
00:43:15,473 --> 00:43:17,998
You know, Shel,
Chris says it's all in the doing.
628
00:43:18,075 --> 00:43:21,238
Tell you the truth, I think there's
a lot to be said for the having.
629
00:43:21,312 --> 00:43:24,008
Me too.
630
00:43:24,081 --> 00:43:26,675
Here we go. Page 10, please.
631
00:43:26,751 --> 00:43:31,415
Um, Marilyn, why don't you tell us
about the karpas, if you would?
632
00:43:31,489 --> 00:43:33,719
Which is the parsley.
633
00:43:33,791 --> 00:43:36,817
Okay. " The karpas"-
You have to pick it up.
634
00:43:36,894 --> 00:43:40,990
Oh. " The karpas represents...
635
00:43:41,065 --> 00:43:44,899
our gratitude to God
for the bounty of the earth.
636
00:43:44,969 --> 00:43:47,164
We dip it in saltwater to remind us...
637
00:43:47,238 --> 00:43:52,505
of the tears our ancestors shed when
we were slaves in the land of Egypt. "
638
00:43:52,576 --> 00:43:55,136
Very nice. Okay, everyone,
639
00:43:55,212 --> 00:43:59,615
you dip the- the karpas,
and you can eat it if you like.
640
00:44:03,321 --> 00:44:05,755
Okay. Next page, everyone.
641
00:44:05,823 --> 00:44:08,485
Maggie, why don't you tell us
about the matzo, if you would?
642
00:44:14,432 --> 00:44:20,337
"Behold the bread of affliction our ancestors
ate when we were slaves in the land of Egypt.
643
00:44:20,404 --> 00:44:25,034
Let it remind us of people everywhere
who are poor and hungry.
644
00:44:25,109 --> 00:44:30,843
Let it call to our minds people today who
are still enslaved and without freedom.
645
00:44:30,915 --> 00:44:35,181
May all in need come
and celebrate Passover with us.
646
00:44:35,252 --> 00:44:39,814
May God redeem us
from all servitude and trouble.
647
00:44:39,890 --> 00:44:44,418
Next year at this season,
may the whole house of Israel be free,
648
00:44:44,495 --> 00:44:48,693
and may all people enjoy liberty,
justice and peace. "
649
00:44:48,743 --> 00:44:53,293
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