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What's it called?
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It was just released.
It's called a "web browser."
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Cool name. What is it?
A new development stack?
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No. You use it to connect
to something called...
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the Internet.
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And then what?
Watch.
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Is that the
phone company?
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It's their website, yeah.
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Wait.
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Are you tunneling
into their backend servers?
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Yup. I figured out a way
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to make long-distance
phone calls for free.
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Oh, my God.
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Do you know how much money
we could make?
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I just want to be able to call
my dad when he's on deployment.
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I hear you, but...
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do you know how much money
we could make?
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Do it for your dad
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and the extra
pocket change.
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Oops.
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Timothy McGee!
What did you do now?
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♪ NCIS 16x14 ♪
Once Upon a Tim
Original Air Date on February 19, 2019
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== sync, corrected by elderman ==
@elder_man
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- So what did your mom do?
- Grounded me for a week.
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Can't believe
you still have it.
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Yeah, it's the first
PC I ever built.
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- Made me realize that...
- You would never have a girlfriend?
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Um, I've had plenty
of girlfriends, thank you.
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Yeah, one even helped
him build this.
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No, actually that was
just a "girl-dash-friend."
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Oh.
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Oh, so, like,
"pathetic-dash-disturbing."
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I pulled this bad boy
out of the mothballs last week,
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see if I could get
the twins started
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on computer science early.
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Well, it's a really nice design.
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Well, the twins had
other ideas. Morgan threw up
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on the CPU and Johnny
peed on the hard drive.
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Okay.
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I'm gonna see if I can get Kasie
to help me fix it.
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Good luck with that.
She's hiding.
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Hiding? From what?
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- I hope you kept records.
- Him.
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This is insane. I've never
been audited in my life.
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Well, if it makes you feel
better, it wasn't just you.
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Agent Gibbs' entire team
was sloppy
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with their expense reports.
What?
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Wait, what?
We're being audited?
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Did you think I was organizing
my receipts for fun?
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No, that's something that dorks
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who build their own
computers do.
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I hope you have
a receipt for that.
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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Dick Sullivan.
Deputy Inspector General, DoD.
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Does Gibbs know
about this?
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Rule 99.
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"Never tell Gibbs
he's being audited."
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That's not a real thing.
Dead body. Gear up.
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Um... Um, no, no, no,
wait. Um...
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Still need to get, uh...
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I still need everyone's...
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This is the third
Navy contractor
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to drop dead this year.
Got bruises on his neck.
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Hey, can I borrow a pen?
No way. Get your own.
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What? Since when did you
become a pen Nazi?
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Since I found out that pens
are not expensable.
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That's crazy.
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Yeah, you know what's crazy
is that my protein powder
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is not expensable,
either.
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Yeah, I would file
that one under "duh."
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Ranger found the body
about an hour ago.
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Witnesses?
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They canvassed
nearby campgrounds,
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no one saw anything.
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Think this belongs
to our murderer?
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Well, it's a shovel, McGee.
It's-it's by a dead body.
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You tell me.
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Ground's frozen,
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killer gave up.
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So what do we have here?
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Dead Navy contractor.
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That's the third
one this year.
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Am I the only one that doesn't
keep track of these things?
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This looks like...
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strangulation.
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And this...
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Not my department.
Agent Bishop, if you would.
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Mm-hmm.
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- What do we got?
- An empty notebook.
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Pages torn out. Oh, wait.
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I see some indentations.
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- Oh.
- You know pens are not expensable.
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All right,
I got some numbers here.
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"4, 20,
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19, 94."
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That's funny. That's the exact
same date that I got my, uh...
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Z28?
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Yeah, back when
I lived in...
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Hampstead?
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Uh...
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Can someone explain to me
what just happened?
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That's one of my old
computer passwords.
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Well, McGee, why does a dead guy
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have one of your old computer
passwords in his pocket?
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Edward Kane, 45.
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Worked at the Defense
Payroll Service at DoD.
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Bean counter.
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Been missing since Thursday,
and Jimmy says
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he's been dead
for about four days.
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- McGee?
- Boss, I don't know the name.
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I've never seen this guy
before in my life.
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He knows you,
or at least your password.
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Unless it's
a coincidence.
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Do you know the odds
of a 19-digit string
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randomly matching your...
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9,000,652,000
to one, yes.
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What do we got?
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Phone records.
Nothing too exciting.
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Bunch of calls to mom,
sis, yada yada,
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but the last call that Kane made
before he disappeared...
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is really interesting, to a high
school in the middle of nowhere.
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Oh, you got to be kidding me.
Don't tell me it's yours.
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Well, one of them. We moved
every time my dad transferred.
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You sure you didn't go
to high school with this guy?
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Boss, I'm-I'm positive
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that I did not go to high school
with this guy.
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I remember everyone
at the school.
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I couldn't get out
of there fast enough.
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Well, I have an awesome feeling
that, uh, you're going back.
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It is SAT prep time.
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Juniors and seniors,
you can sign up...
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So I talked to
the front office.
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Uh, Kane called,
asked to talk to the guy
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who runs
the computer lab,
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an Andrew Lewis.
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You're kidding. Mr. Lewis?
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Can't believe he's still here.
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Yeah, I was never really a fan,
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but I'm sure
the guy remembers me.
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Oh, Mr. Lewis.
Yeah, and who are you?
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It's me, Tim McGee.
Doesn't ring a bell.
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Made quite
an impression.
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I was in your computer class
senior year.
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I was actually
top of your class.
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You judged
a talent show
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that I tried out for.
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Oh, right, sure. It's, um...
Tim.
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McGee. Yeah.
McGee.
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I'm Special Agent
Nick Torres. NCIS.
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I'm actually late
for a rehearsal right now.
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We're doing Cats, again,
so, um, if you could, uh...
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Ask you a few questions
while we're standing here?
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Yeah, I like
the idea.
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Okay, um, this really is...
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Our records show that last week
you talked to an Edward Kane.
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Mm... No. No, I didn't.
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Uh, in fact, I've never
heard the name before.
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So you don't know this guy?
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No. Anything else?
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You should pay more attention
to your star pupils.
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Top of the class here.
We'll be in touch.
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What do you think?
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I think I can't believe
he doesn't remember me.
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Seems a little squirrelly,
don't you think?
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Yeah, he's definitely
hiding something.
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I'm not surprised, though.
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To be honest,
I never really liked the guy.
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Seems like you guys
had some history.
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Yeah, you could say that.
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Wow. Pretty sharp.
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And expensive-looking.
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Well, I worked all
summer for them.
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Selling free long-distance
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would've been an easier way
to make a buck.
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Easier way
to go to jail.
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Well, that summer gig
was worth it.
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You look great.
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Too bad you suck.
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Please. They don't call me
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"Timothy Soft Shoes
Savant McGee"
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for nothing.
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You're the only one
who calls you that.
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Who's on deck?
Me, Mr. Lewis.
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Ah. One minute.
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So what's it gonna be
next year in college?
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Gonna go for
the big leagues?
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I was actually thinking
about majoring in writing.
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What do you think?
Pretty crazy?
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I think it's a great idea,
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but it's not me you
need to worry about.
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I know. "Son, every McGee
since the last millennium
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has gone into the Navy."
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You should just tell him no.
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Chloe, he's not exactly the guy
who takes no for an answer.
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Maybe you should listen to him.
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Well, I'm just judging
by what I hear
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your English
teachers say
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and how well you did
in the talent show last year.
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Thanks for the encouragement?
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I'm just saying that talent
is a real thing,
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not everybody has it.
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You should find out what
you're good at, just do that.
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I mean, what kind of teacher
doesn't nurture
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a budding flower,
you know?
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Alcohol wipes, babe.
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Well, turned out all right,
didn't it?
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Well, I don't know
about that.
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Haven't tapped since college,
and I'm a failure as a writer.
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You wrote a best seller, Tim.
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Yeah, that was, uh,
ten years ago,
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and it was two best sellers,
by the way. Torx driver.
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I thought you were happy
at NCIS.
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I am. It's just...
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Last thing I wanted to do
as a kid was join the Navy.
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And you didn't.
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You know, I don't fight
for the Navy,
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but I am a cop for it.
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Um, Tim, what is it doing?
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Oh.
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Looks like it's opening up
an Internet Relay Chat.
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On its own?
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And IRC? Who uses that anymore?
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Timothy, why is your computer
talking to you?
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I'm sorry, did I get here
before you?
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Don't just sit there,
uh, ask it.
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Who is this?
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Is this really creepy,
or is it just me?
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No, it's not just you.
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Ask it what it wants.
Okay.
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"What do you want?"
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"No."
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Don't say that.
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What? Why?
Because clearly,
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whoever that is
wants you to be alone,
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so let them think you are alone.
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Okay, okay.
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Yes. I'm alone.
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Go to the kids, now.
Tim...
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Someone could be
in the building.
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Call Gibbs.
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Actually, call 911,
then call Gibbs.
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Be careful.
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NCIS.
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If someone's out there,
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come out now
with your hands on your head.
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Tim!
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Delilah?
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Delilah?!
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So I went back for the kids,
like Tim said,
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and a, a minute later,
I heard a noise in the kitchen.
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Yeah, well, it looks like
the intruder came in through
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the guest room window.
- All right.
254
00:11:58,443 --> 00:12:00,710
Bag and tag
everything he touched.
255
00:12:00,779 --> 00:12:04,247
So I thought Tim had come back,
but when I went to check,
256
00:12:04,316 --> 00:12:05,882
that's when I saw him,
257
00:12:05,950 --> 00:12:07,583
and that's
when I screamed.
258
00:12:07,652 --> 00:12:09,986
And then a second later,
I heard gunshots.
259
00:12:10,055 --> 00:12:11,421
You recognize him?
260
00:12:13,124 --> 00:12:14,824
Okay, I'll let her know.
261
00:12:14,893 --> 00:12:17,760
- Hey.
- Your mom says the twins are already asleep.
262
00:12:17,829 --> 00:12:19,273
So that's all it takes,
just a little shooting.
263
00:12:19,297 --> 00:12:20,830
We should do this every day.
264
00:12:20,899 --> 00:12:23,166
Sorry, but McGee, uh,
hit the limit of how many people
265
00:12:23,234 --> 00:12:26,002
he can shoot in his apartment.
266
00:12:28,173 --> 00:12:29,839
What's he talking about?
267
00:12:29,908 --> 00:12:32,008
I do not know.
Um, but I have packed
268
00:12:32,077 --> 00:12:33,843
your bag here,
ready to go to your mom's.
269
00:12:33,912 --> 00:12:35,945
What is he talking about?
Not a big deal,
270
00:12:36,014 --> 00:12:39,916
all right, but couple of years
ago, while you were in Dubai,
271
00:12:39,984 --> 00:12:41,818
there was a break-in
here at the apartment,
272
00:12:41,886 --> 00:12:44,954
and, um, I shot someone.
273
00:12:45,023 --> 00:12:47,023
In our apartment?
274
00:12:47,092 --> 00:12:49,359
- Yeah.
- And you failed to mention that to me?
275
00:12:50,595 --> 00:12:52,462
Ah, don't look at me, pal.
276
00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:53,530
Good luck with that, man.
277
00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:55,164
Bishop, little help?
278
00:12:55,233 --> 00:12:57,133
Nope.
You are on your own, McGee.
279
00:12:59,204 --> 00:13:01,604
Not really a big fan
of secrets right now.
280
00:13:01,673 --> 00:13:03,005
Okay, let's hear it.
281
00:13:03,074 --> 00:13:04,774
Look, I just, I didn't
want you to worry.
282
00:13:04,843 --> 00:13:06,887
Well, now I'm worrying
for a whole new set of reasons.
283
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,511
Like, what else
aren't you telling me?
284
00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:10,391
Nothing. I'm not hiding
anything from you at all.
285
00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:11,948
No. I swear. Scout's honor.
286
00:13:12,016 --> 00:13:14,884
So, is it, uh,
is it just the one,
287
00:13:14,953 --> 00:13:16,352
or did you guys
find another
288
00:13:16,421 --> 00:13:18,788
mummified body under the bed?
289
00:13:20,692 --> 00:13:22,024
Okay, hang on, hang on.
290
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:23,292
I might have
failed to mention
291
00:13:23,361 --> 00:13:25,661
there was also
a mummified body, but...
292
00:13:25,730 --> 00:13:27,330
Mum...
Hang on.
293
00:13:27,399 --> 00:13:29,065
We have bigger fish to fry,
294
00:13:29,134 --> 00:13:30,177
like finding out why this guy
295
00:13:30,201 --> 00:13:32,068
tried to lure me
out of the apartment,
296
00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:35,071
and what was he after?
I'm guessing this.
297
00:13:35,140 --> 00:13:37,907
My old computer?
298
00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:40,721
Why would anyone want
your old computer?
299
00:13:40,745 --> 00:13:42,645
I have no idea. Until last week,
300
00:13:42,714 --> 00:13:44,258
I hadn't turned it on
since high school.
301
00:13:44,282 --> 00:13:46,122
And what were you doing with it
in high school?
302
00:13:47,652 --> 00:13:49,719
You want a piece of this?
303
00:13:49,788 --> 00:13:51,988
How about this?
304
00:13:52,056 --> 00:13:53,990
Dinner's ready!
305
00:13:54,058 --> 00:13:55,992
In a minute, Mom!
306
00:13:56,060 --> 00:13:57,660
I'm doing my homework!
307
00:13:57,729 --> 00:13:59,262
Tim!
308
00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:00,530
Mom!
309
00:14:00,598 --> 00:14:03,032
♪ Is that the way we stand? ♪
310
00:14:03,101 --> 00:14:06,102
♪ Were you lying all the time? ♪
311
00:14:06,171 --> 00:14:08,838
♪ Was it just a game to you? ♪
312
00:14:08,907 --> 00:14:10,673
♪ But I'm in so deep ♪
313
00:14:13,011 --> 00:14:18,214
♪ You know I'm such
a fool for you ♪
314
00:14:18,283 --> 00:14:20,161
♪ You've got me wrapped around... ♪
GIBBS: McGee.
315
00:14:20,185 --> 00:14:22,952
You know, boss, I can't think
of anything I did with
316
00:14:23,021 --> 00:14:25,288
this computer that's relevant
to what's going on here.
317
00:14:33,097 --> 00:14:35,031
Aw, man.
318
00:14:35,099 --> 00:14:36,799
Looks like we missed her.
319
00:14:36,868 --> 00:14:38,935
She's probably
on a coffee break.
320
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,270
At 8:00 a.m.?
Mm-hmm.
321
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:45,274
Well, I hope she doesn't try to
expense any venti double lattes.
322
00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:48,211
It was a single
and I was on a stakeout
323
00:14:48,279 --> 00:14:51,080
and I needed the boost
to stay awake.
324
00:14:51,149 --> 00:14:53,282
Officially.
325
00:14:57,322 --> 00:14:59,055
Hey.
326
00:14:59,123 --> 00:15:00,456
Coast is clear.
327
00:15:00,525 --> 00:15:02,158
I owe you one.
Well,
328
00:15:02,227 --> 00:15:03,993
you can pay me back
with an update.
329
00:15:04,062 --> 00:15:05,962
Ooh. One venti update...
330
00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,396
coming right up.
331
00:15:07,465 --> 00:15:08,898
Starting with this.
332
00:15:08,967 --> 00:15:11,968
Our dead guy's prints
are all over it,
333
00:15:12,036 --> 00:15:13,196
but I don't think he drew it.
334
00:15:13,238 --> 00:15:14,837
I lifted a partial
that wasn't his,
335
00:15:14,906 --> 00:15:17,740
where you would've expected the
artist to be holding the page.
336
00:15:17,809 --> 00:15:19,775
You got an I.D.?
Mm, not yet.
337
00:15:19,844 --> 00:15:23,513
I was able to I.D.
our latest dead guy.
338
00:15:23,581 --> 00:15:25,648
Braxton Ballard, 25.
339
00:15:25,717 --> 00:15:27,350
Ooh. McGee almost
had a heart attack
340
00:15:27,418 --> 00:15:28,784
when he looked up his record.
341
00:15:28,853 --> 00:15:30,753
Why?
Oh, arson,
342
00:15:30,822 --> 00:15:32,421
grand theft, kidnapping.
343
00:15:32,490 --> 00:15:33,868
Just the kind of guy
you want crawling
344
00:15:33,892 --> 00:15:35,157
through your kids' window.
345
00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:36,592
So were we able
to figure out
346
00:15:36,661 --> 00:15:38,372
how this Braxton guy
hacked into my computer?
347
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:40,363
Actually, I don't
think it was him.
348
00:15:40,431 --> 00:15:43,099
I was able to backtrace
the IRC chat.
349
00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:45,501
Whoever you were talking to was
on the other side of town.
350
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,169
So Braxton was working
with somebody.
351
00:15:47,238 --> 00:15:49,605
Or maybe a hired gun.
That's more his M.O.
352
00:15:49,674 --> 00:15:51,440
Okay, so who hired him?
353
00:15:51,509 --> 00:15:53,109
Let me see the exact location.
354
00:15:53,177 --> 00:15:55,511
I'm having a hard time
narrowing down the area.
355
00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:59,115
There's some weird
corruption in the IRC
356
00:15:59,183 --> 00:16:01,484
data stream that's messing
with my mojo.
357
00:16:01,553 --> 00:16:03,119
But I'm working on it.
358
00:16:03,187 --> 00:16:06,289
Well, work harder, 'cause
someone wanted this bad enough
359
00:16:06,357 --> 00:16:08,824
they were willing to break into
a federal agent's apartment
360
00:16:08,893 --> 00:16:10,226
to steal it.
361
00:16:10,295 --> 00:16:11,494
I need to know why.
362
00:16:11,563 --> 00:16:14,130
Yeah, well,
it's your computer, McGee,
363
00:16:14,198 --> 00:16:16,499
so what do you think it is?
364
00:16:31,382 --> 00:16:34,850
I don't think you've moved
since I left.
365
00:16:34,919 --> 00:16:37,987
Commander.
When did you get back?
366
00:16:38,056 --> 00:16:39,755
The Eisenhower docked
this morning.
367
00:16:39,824 --> 00:16:41,757
Are we moving again?
368
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,326
Eventually.
369
00:16:57,475 --> 00:16:59,408
Do you know when?
Why?
370
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,956
Are you scared you're not gonna
make it to your big talent show?
371
00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:04,847
Your mother told me.
372
00:17:04,916 --> 00:17:07,116
Look, Dad,
only 15 people were accepted.
373
00:17:07,185 --> 00:17:10,119
I don't give a rat's ass
how many people were accepted.
374
00:17:10,188 --> 00:17:12,388
This is not where you should be
focusing your energies.
375
00:17:12,457 --> 00:17:14,757
It's just one show.
It's an embarrassment.
376
00:17:14,826 --> 00:17:17,393
You should be joining JROTC
or learning to sail,
377
00:17:17,462 --> 00:17:19,362
instead of prancing around...
378
00:17:19,430 --> 00:17:21,364
What if I don't want to?
379
00:17:26,771 --> 00:17:28,704
Don't want to what?
380
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,609
Let me tell you something, boy.
381
00:17:33,678 --> 00:17:35,811
The Navy made me
the man I am today.
382
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,446
And from what I see,
383
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:39,882
you need more than a little bit
of character building.
384
00:17:39,951 --> 00:17:42,918
Generations of McGees have
fought for their country.
385
00:17:42,987 --> 00:17:45,321
Fought!
386
00:17:45,390 --> 00:17:47,623
And for God's sake,
that's what you're going to do.
387
00:17:54,232 --> 00:17:56,932
Gentlemen, I don't want
to judge your life choices here,
388
00:17:57,001 --> 00:17:59,669
but may I suggest, should you
two meet up in the next one,
389
00:17:59,737 --> 00:18:01,804
you opt for some sort
of mediation
390
00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:05,007
or other professional
conflict resolution service.
391
00:18:05,076 --> 00:18:07,476
Meet again?
Yes.
392
00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:12,114
I am proud to say
that I have solved this case.
393
00:18:12,183 --> 00:18:13,749
Well, good,
'cause we're stuck.
394
00:18:13,818 --> 00:18:15,151
We were hoping you
had something.
395
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,753
Well, may I introduce to you
Edward Kane.
396
00:18:17,822 --> 00:18:19,382
Found strangled to death
just yesterday.
397
00:18:19,424 --> 00:18:20,589
Yeah, we met.
398
00:18:20,658 --> 00:18:22,591
Well, that means
that you have also met
399
00:18:22,660 --> 00:18:24,193
the man who killed him.
400
00:18:24,262 --> 00:18:27,430
Aka Braxton Ballard,
the hoodlum foolish enough
401
00:18:27,498 --> 00:18:30,433
to go toe-to-toe with
Special Agent Timothy McGee.
402
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:33,002
So Braxton killed our victim.
Are you sure?
403
00:18:33,071 --> 00:18:36,839
100%. Confirmed with touch DNA.
404
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:39,108
Why?
Uh, because touch DNA
405
00:18:39,177 --> 00:18:41,137
is the best way...
No, why did this guy kill Kane?
406
00:18:41,179 --> 00:18:42,845
What's that?
407
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:44,892
Palmer, what's the connection
between these two men?
408
00:18:44,916 --> 00:18:47,349
- Uh...
- And why was Braxton after my old computer,
409
00:18:47,418 --> 00:18:49,952
just a week after I pulled it
out of storage?
410
00:18:50,021 --> 00:18:53,489
O-Okay, okay, so-so, uh, maybe
411
00:18:53,558 --> 00:18:55,458
I haven't
solved the case.
412
00:18:55,526 --> 00:18:58,627
Because I have no idea why he
would want McGee's old computer.
413
00:18:58,696 --> 00:19:00,396
Me, neither, but...
414
00:19:00,465 --> 00:19:03,132
your computer is doing something
really weird right now,
415
00:19:03,201 --> 00:19:05,801
and I wanted you to see
it before it stopped.
416
00:19:05,870 --> 00:19:08,337
It happened the second
I plugged it into the Internet.
417
00:19:10,742 --> 00:19:12,208
McGee?
418
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:13,576
Boss, that is not possible.
419
00:19:13,644 --> 00:19:15,511
If I didn't know better,
I'd say your computer
420
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:19,014
is trying to connect
to some sort of remote virus.
421
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:22,818
It is. One designed to take down
the Department of Defense.
422
00:19:22,887 --> 00:19:25,521
Really? What--
and how do you know that?
423
00:19:26,891 --> 00:19:29,158
Well, because I wrote it.
424
00:19:38,596 --> 00:19:41,615
This is what the guy you killed
425
00:19:41,616 --> 00:19:43,315
tried to steal
from your apartment?
426
00:19:43,384 --> 00:19:44,483
Yes.
427
00:19:44,552 --> 00:19:45,584
And you built this?
428
00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:47,720
I did. Back in high school,
yes, sir.
429
00:19:47,788 --> 00:19:50,200
And then programmed it to attack
the United States government?
430
00:19:50,224 --> 00:19:52,424
No. No, just, um...
431
00:19:53,895 --> 00:19:55,394
...the Department of Defense.
432
00:19:55,463 --> 00:19:56,996
- Why?
- Well,
433
00:19:57,064 --> 00:19:59,331
um...
434
00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,735
So the baud rate's only 8K,
435
00:20:02,803 --> 00:20:05,404
but at seven bps...
436
00:20:05,473 --> 00:20:07,573
You can hit up
to 56 kilobytes per second.
437
00:20:07,642 --> 00:20:10,176
A meg
in three minutes.
438
00:20:10,244 --> 00:20:12,344
Rad.
Booyah.
439
00:20:14,248 --> 00:20:16,348
So are we gonna talk about
the other day?
440
00:20:18,486 --> 00:20:20,519
Tim?
I'm trying to ignore you.
441
00:20:20,588 --> 00:20:22,521
♪ I feel you... ♪
442
00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:24,323
I'm serious.
443
00:20:24,392 --> 00:20:26,992
Sorry.
444
00:20:27,061 --> 00:20:29,428
Yeah, we should probably talk.
445
00:20:29,497 --> 00:20:32,598
♪ Myself ♪
446
00:20:32,667 --> 00:20:34,600
♪ This time... ♪
447
00:20:34,669 --> 00:20:36,869
So what are we talking about?
448
00:20:36,938 --> 00:20:38,871
What happened.
449
00:20:38,940 --> 00:20:42,975
With our mouths.
450
00:20:43,044 --> 00:20:46,378
And then, what
happens next.
451
00:20:46,447 --> 00:20:48,480
♪ I feel... ♪
452
00:20:48,549 --> 00:20:51,183
Relax, I'm not proposing.
453
00:20:51,252 --> 00:20:54,486
It's just...
you're graduating soon
454
00:20:54,555 --> 00:20:57,690
and I have no idea if you're
gonna be around next year
455
00:20:57,758 --> 00:21:00,459
or if you're joining the Navy...
I'm not joining the Navy.
456
00:21:00,528 --> 00:21:02,161
♪ I feel... ♪
457
00:21:02,230 --> 00:21:03,362
You're not?
458
00:21:03,431 --> 00:21:05,197
Your dad's
gonna flip out.
459
00:21:05,266 --> 00:21:07,366
Navy's his thing.
460
00:21:07,435 --> 00:21:09,168
I'm not gonna give up
on my dreams
461
00:21:09,237 --> 00:21:11,077
- just to make him happy.
- Happy?
462
00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:17,176
Dad.
463
00:21:17,245 --> 00:21:19,078
Chloe. He'll see you tomorrow.
464
00:21:29,156 --> 00:21:30,522
Dad, look, I-I didn't mean...
465
00:21:30,591 --> 00:21:32,891
Is that what you think
this is about, boy?
466
00:21:32,960 --> 00:21:34,893
Making me happy?
467
00:21:34,962 --> 00:21:36,495
This is about you.
468
00:21:36,564 --> 00:21:37,896
How is it about me?
469
00:21:39,634 --> 00:21:41,500
I get seasick just
looking at a boat
470
00:21:41,569 --> 00:21:44,169
and you want me to join the Navy.
- I want you to be a man.
471
00:21:44,238 --> 00:21:46,338
I am a man.
You're a child.
472
00:21:46,407 --> 00:21:48,107
And you're weak.
473
00:21:48,175 --> 00:21:50,676
You're wasting your time
on pipe dreams.
474
00:21:50,745 --> 00:21:53,078
The military
will make you strong.
475
00:21:53,147 --> 00:21:55,614
You know what?
I hear that a lot from you.
476
00:21:55,683 --> 00:21:57,349
So tell me how.
477
00:21:57,418 --> 00:21:59,018
And I don't mean
vague comments
478
00:21:59,086 --> 00:22:00,853
about how war will
build character.
479
00:22:00,921 --> 00:22:03,522
You tell me that Vietnam
made you the man you are.
480
00:22:03,591 --> 00:22:05,151
But you haven't even
told me a single...
481
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:20,606
And he took those shoes outside
482
00:22:20,675 --> 00:22:22,107
and burned them.
483
00:22:22,176 --> 00:22:24,743
I spent all summer
working to pay for those.
484
00:22:24,812 --> 00:22:26,211
And that's why
you made the virus.
485
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:28,113
To get even with your father.
486
00:22:28,182 --> 00:22:30,316
Yeah. I was in
computer lab.
487
00:22:30,384 --> 00:22:32,318
I was just a kid
blowing off steam.
488
00:22:32,386 --> 00:22:33,552
I never actually
even ran it.
489
00:22:33,621 --> 00:22:35,220
Yeah? Well, it's running now.
490
00:22:35,289 --> 00:22:36,822
Miss Hines says
it looks like
491
00:22:36,891 --> 00:22:39,091
there's a copy
running inside of DoD.
492
00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,292
Yes, and it's trying
493
00:22:40,361 --> 00:22:41,972
to phone home to my computer
for some reason.
494
00:22:41,996 --> 00:22:43,128
What is this virus doing?
495
00:22:43,197 --> 00:22:44,396
I have no idea.
496
00:22:44,465 --> 00:22:45,764
It looks like
it's been modified.
497
00:22:45,833 --> 00:22:48,233
And I have no idea how
it got loose. I mean,
498
00:22:48,302 --> 00:22:50,736
I'd forgotten I'd even written
it until I saw it in Autopsy.
499
00:22:50,805 --> 00:22:52,571
We know how long
this thing's been running?
500
00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,274
According to the console logs,
almost 25 years.
501
00:22:55,343 --> 00:22:57,743
Who else had access
to the original virus back then
502
00:22:57,812 --> 00:22:59,144
aside from you?
503
00:22:59,213 --> 00:23:02,181
Just my computer teacher,
but...
504
00:23:05,019 --> 00:23:06,952
Are you sure it's a good idea
505
00:23:07,021 --> 00:23:08,332
to have McGee
run this interrogation?
506
00:23:08,356 --> 00:23:10,856
I think it is the best idea
I have ever had.
507
00:23:10,925 --> 00:23:13,025
Really?
508
00:23:17,398 --> 00:23:18,664
So you remember me now?
509
00:23:18,733 --> 00:23:20,632
Agent something or other.
510
00:23:20,701 --> 00:23:22,501
And a former student,
or so you tell me.
511
00:23:22,570 --> 00:23:23,769
Hmm.
512
00:23:29,043 --> 00:23:30,376
You remember this?
513
00:23:32,146 --> 00:23:33,679
No.
514
00:23:33,748 --> 00:23:35,714
It's a computer I built
back in high school.
515
00:23:35,783 --> 00:23:38,884
I coded a virus on it
in your class.
516
00:23:38,953 --> 00:23:41,553
Which you stole and
used to infect the DoD.
517
00:23:41,622 --> 00:23:43,822
Really?
518
00:23:43,891 --> 00:23:45,224
And why would I do that?
519
00:23:45,292 --> 00:23:46,825
Well, it's funny
you should ask that.
520
00:23:46,894 --> 00:23:50,629
I'm sure you remember
Petty Officer Griffin.
521
00:23:50,698 --> 00:23:52,331
You should. She filed
a restraining order
522
00:23:52,400 --> 00:23:55,634
against you for
stalking back in 1994.
523
00:23:57,104 --> 00:23:59,405
Oh, I got something else, too.
524
00:23:59,473 --> 00:24:01,507
These logs show that the virus
525
00:24:01,575 --> 00:24:03,308
has been running since...
526
00:24:04,412 --> 00:24:05,577
1994.
527
00:24:05,646 --> 00:24:06,745
Funny, that.
528
00:24:06,814 --> 00:24:08,213
So what did you do?
529
00:24:08,282 --> 00:24:10,048
Well, I'm guessing
that you stole a copy
530
00:24:10,117 --> 00:24:11,984
of the virus from my computer,
531
00:24:12,052 --> 00:24:14,553
then you used it
to attack your ex at work.
532
00:24:14,622 --> 00:24:15,721
This is insane.
533
00:24:15,790 --> 00:24:17,823
And as usual,
534
00:24:17,892 --> 00:24:20,559
you didn't properly format
your headers.
535
00:24:20,628 --> 00:24:22,661
Hmm. So you do remember me.
536
00:24:22,730 --> 00:24:24,096
You're right.
537
00:24:24,165 --> 00:24:25,764
Fantastic idea.
538
00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:28,834
Now I am wondering
539
00:24:28,903 --> 00:24:30,869
why you pretended
to not know me.
540
00:24:32,907 --> 00:24:34,273
Your front desk
says you did,
541
00:24:34,341 --> 00:24:35,841
in fact, speak
with that man
542
00:24:35,910 --> 00:24:38,043
who, as you can
see, is now dead.
543
00:24:39,947 --> 00:24:42,181
Are you gonna stop lying
or do you want me to arrest you
544
00:24:42,249 --> 00:24:43,529
for conspiracy to commit murder?
545
00:24:43,584 --> 00:24:46,185
You got this all wrong.
Enlighten me.
546
00:24:48,088 --> 00:24:49,855
Yes, he called me.
547
00:24:49,924 --> 00:24:52,257
Yes, I spoke with him.
548
00:24:52,326 --> 00:24:53,725
Okay, so why the lying?
549
00:24:53,794 --> 00:24:54,893
Because you're a cop.
550
00:24:54,962 --> 00:24:56,395
Okay, I'm gonna arrest you now.
551
00:24:56,464 --> 00:24:58,697
I run an illegal online
gambling website
552
00:24:58,766 --> 00:25:00,365
for Navy servicemen
overseas.
553
00:25:01,602 --> 00:25:02,935
Started a year ago.
554
00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:04,903
That's why I thought
you were poking around.
555
00:25:04,972 --> 00:25:06,972
And that's what Kane wanted
to talk to you about?
556
00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:08,574
No, he wanted to know
557
00:25:08,642 --> 00:25:10,542
if I still had
the old IP assignments
558
00:25:10,611 --> 00:25:12,978
from a computer class
back in '94.
559
00:25:13,047 --> 00:25:14,780
Old IP assignments?
560
00:25:14,849 --> 00:25:17,249
- Why on earth would he want those?
- He only wanted one.
561
00:25:17,318 --> 00:25:18,717
Um...
Here.
562
00:25:18,786 --> 00:25:20,552
He said he was
looking for someone.
563
00:25:20,621 --> 00:25:22,154
And he wanted to know
564
00:25:22,223 --> 00:25:25,224
who sat in a particular
computer station.
565
00:25:25,292 --> 00:25:26,725
There.
566
00:25:38,305 --> 00:25:40,639
You didn't properly
format your header.
567
00:25:40,708 --> 00:25:42,407
Again.
568
00:25:47,515 --> 00:25:48,981
Oh, my God.
569
00:25:49,049 --> 00:25:52,351
Stop the presses,
Tim McGee got a B-minus?
570
00:25:52,419 --> 00:25:54,152
In computer class?
571
00:25:56,223 --> 00:25:58,190
Too soon?
572
00:25:59,994 --> 00:26:03,128
Your dad's a jackass,
you can't let him win.
573
00:26:04,231 --> 00:26:05,864
He did win.
574
00:26:05,933 --> 00:26:07,165
It's over.
575
00:26:07,234 --> 00:26:08,367
What's over?
576
00:26:16,911 --> 00:26:18,844
The Naval Academy?
577
00:26:18,913 --> 00:26:20,212
Tim, no.
578
00:26:20,281 --> 00:26:21,880
The interview's
already set up.
579
00:26:21,949 --> 00:26:24,216
What happened
to telling him how you feel?
580
00:26:24,285 --> 00:26:25,951
Have you met my dad?
581
00:26:26,020 --> 00:26:27,519
So that's it, then?
582
00:26:27,588 --> 00:26:30,055
You're just gonna give up
on your dreams?
583
00:26:30,124 --> 00:26:32,624
The writing, the dancing?
584
00:26:32,693 --> 00:26:33,792
Yup.
585
00:26:35,863 --> 00:26:38,063
So...
586
00:26:38,132 --> 00:26:40,165
What happens to us, then?
587
00:27:03,324 --> 00:27:05,324
I know who Kane was looking for.
588
00:27:05,392 --> 00:27:06,592
Her name is Chloe.
589
00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:08,471
She was an old friend
of mine from high school.
590
00:27:08,495 --> 00:27:11,730
This IP address right here?
591
00:27:11,799 --> 00:27:13,899
Was assigned to her station
in our computer lab.
592
00:27:13,968 --> 00:27:15,834
Are you sure?
100%.
593
00:27:15,903 --> 00:27:17,736
McGee, how could you
possibly remember that?
594
00:27:19,807 --> 00:27:23,909
♪ I can't give ♪
595
00:27:23,978 --> 00:27:27,846
♪ I can't give any more ♪
596
00:27:27,915 --> 00:27:31,783
♪ I can't live ♪
597
00:27:31,852 --> 00:27:34,920
♪ If living is without you. ♪
598
00:27:34,989 --> 00:27:36,755
I'd rather not say.
599
00:27:36,824 --> 00:27:39,124
Ah, and yet,
that says everything.
600
00:27:39,193 --> 00:27:40,892
So why is our dead guy
601
00:27:40,961 --> 00:27:42,305
looking for
your high school squeeze?
602
00:27:42,329 --> 00:27:44,696
Boss, I never said...
Stop the presses!
603
00:27:44,765 --> 00:27:46,531
Whew.
604
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,368
What do you got?
I tracked down the subsystem
605
00:27:49,436 --> 00:27:51,536
at the DoD
where the virus is running.
606
00:27:51,605 --> 00:27:53,472
Boom! Kasie Hines, representing.
607
00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:54,706
So, what's it doing?
608
00:27:54,775 --> 00:27:56,708
Uh, I'm not sure yet.
609
00:27:56,777 --> 00:27:59,478
But it's been doing it
for 25 years.
610
00:27:59,546 --> 00:28:01,106
That's how long
it's been in the system.
611
00:28:01,148 --> 00:28:03,081
It could be anything.
Anything bad
612
00:28:03,150 --> 00:28:05,484
since we're talking about
cyberterrorism.
613
00:28:05,552 --> 00:28:07,052
Ooh, but the good news is,
614
00:28:07,121 --> 00:28:08,420
I backtraced the virus
615
00:28:08,455 --> 00:28:10,489
to the original IP address
it came from.
616
00:28:10,557 --> 00:28:11,790
Who?
617
00:28:11,859 --> 00:28:12,936
Whoever the man
behind the curtain is
618
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,294
at 192, dot, 168,
619
00:28:16,363 --> 00:28:17,896
dot...
Eight, dot, eight.
620
00:28:17,965 --> 00:28:19,164
Yes.
621
00:28:19,233 --> 00:28:20,399
How did you know that?
622
00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:23,935
Because that's his
old girlfriend's IP address.
623
00:28:25,406 --> 00:28:27,506
Well, your old girlfriend's
a terrorist.
624
00:28:35,647 --> 00:28:38,248
So this bean counter discovers
625
00:28:38,283 --> 00:28:40,350
McGee's old virus
was all up in DoD's grill.
626
00:28:40,374 --> 00:28:41,185
Yup.
627
00:28:41,186 --> 00:28:43,686
- Traces it back to McGee's high school.
- Yup.
628
00:28:43,755 --> 00:28:46,389
Then finds out this Chloe girl
is the one who released it.
629
00:28:46,458 --> 00:28:48,024
- Yup.
- Two days later,
630
00:28:48,093 --> 00:28:49,759
this bean counter is dead.
- Yup.
631
00:28:49,828 --> 00:28:52,695
It ain't looking good for
McGee's girlfriend right now.
632
00:28:52,764 --> 00:28:54,075
- No.
- She wasn't my girlfriend.
633
00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:56,399
Neighbors say
she hasn't been home in a week.
634
00:28:56,468 --> 00:28:58,534
Wasn't at work, either.
Where is she?
635
00:28:58,603 --> 00:28:59,636
Boss, how would I know?
636
00:28:59,704 --> 00:29:01,204
Well, she is the first girl
637
00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:02,605
you ever kissed.
Hmm.
638
00:29:02,674 --> 00:29:04,073
I never said that.
Who said that?
639
00:29:04,142 --> 00:29:06,209
Sloane.
Sloane?
640
00:29:06,278 --> 00:29:07,855
- How on earth would Sloane know?
- All right, geez.
641
00:29:07,879 --> 00:29:10,780
- McGee.
- Boss, I have no idea where Chloe is.
642
00:29:10,849 --> 00:29:12,148
My father was transferred
643
00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:13,583
to Indiana,
we moved there,
644
00:29:13,652 --> 00:29:14,817
I haven't seen her since.
645
00:29:14,886 --> 00:29:16,319
Well, she's clearly on the run.
646
00:29:16,388 --> 00:29:17,632
That's probably
a good idea since
647
00:29:17,656 --> 00:29:19,589
she attacked
the Department of Defense.
648
00:29:19,658 --> 00:29:20,868
Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Hold on.
649
00:29:20,892 --> 00:29:23,012
Now, I know what it looks like,
but I'm not buying it.
650
00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:24,594
Look, I know how you feel.
651
00:29:24,663 --> 00:29:26,329
Okay, I once had a girlfriend
652
00:29:26,398 --> 00:29:28,131
who turned out to be...
a cat burglar.
653
00:29:28,199 --> 00:29:30,066
She wasn't my girlfriend.
654
00:29:30,135 --> 00:29:31,301
Okay?
655
00:29:31,369 --> 00:29:33,303
And she never attacked
the military, okay?
656
00:29:33,371 --> 00:29:35,772
At least, not back in 1994.
657
00:29:37,809 --> 00:29:40,943
- How do I look?
- Like you're about to walk the plank.
658
00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:43,479
That's about how I feel.
659
00:29:43,548 --> 00:29:45,448
You shouldn't
be doing this, Tim.
660
00:29:45,517 --> 00:29:48,651
It's just an interview.
For the Naval Academy.
661
00:29:50,221 --> 00:29:52,322
You should be
applying to Juilliard.
662
00:29:52,390 --> 00:29:53,823
Don't get me wrong,
663
00:29:53,892 --> 00:29:55,625
my entire family's
in the Navy.
664
00:29:55,694 --> 00:29:58,261
But it's not what you should
be doing with your life.
665
00:29:58,330 --> 00:30:00,096
You don't think I know that?
666
00:30:01,599 --> 00:30:03,766
I don't want to have
anything to do with the Navy.
667
00:30:03,835 --> 00:30:06,469
- So what are you doing, then?
- His damn duty.
668
00:30:11,876 --> 00:30:13,309
Goodbye, Chloe.
669
00:30:17,415 --> 00:30:20,149
I'll hit you up
on the bat channel later.
670
00:30:21,853 --> 00:30:23,686
Hold on a second.
671
00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:25,955
I think I know
how to find Chloe.
672
00:30:27,292 --> 00:30:28,791
The bat channel.
673
00:30:31,696 --> 00:30:33,863
Kasie, that weird
data corruption
674
00:30:33,932 --> 00:30:35,631
in the IRC chat
from my apartment?
675
00:30:35,700 --> 00:30:37,734
Pull it up.
Uh, what's happening?
676
00:30:37,802 --> 00:30:40,303
McGee unchained.
Just go with it.
677
00:30:42,907 --> 00:30:44,540
That is not
data corruption.
678
00:30:44,609 --> 00:30:47,377
- What is that?
- It's a secret code that Chloe and I came up with
679
00:30:47,445 --> 00:30:49,345
to speak privately
in group chats.
680
00:30:49,414 --> 00:30:51,981
A is B, B is C, C is...
Yeah, I got it.
681
00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,583
Give me a sec to rig up
a translator.
682
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:57,887
Hey, McGee, it's, uh,
it's amazing, man.
683
00:30:58,957 --> 00:31:00,189
It's amazing that
you were able
684
00:31:00,258 --> 00:31:02,258
to find a woman
to procreate with.
685
00:31:02,327 --> 00:31:04,093
Done.
What does it say?
686
00:31:04,162 --> 00:31:06,829
Looks like... "SOS."
687
00:31:06,898 --> 00:31:08,698
She's in trouble.
What are those numbers?
688
00:31:10,435 --> 00:31:11,701
Longitude and latitude.
689
00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:13,581
She's not the bad guy.
Whatever's going on here,
690
00:31:13,605 --> 00:31:14,704
she's asking for help.
691
00:31:14,773 --> 00:31:15,705
Or it's a trap.
692
00:31:15,774 --> 00:31:17,440
McGee, come on.
693
00:31:17,509 --> 00:31:19,575
With me. Let's go.
694
00:31:39,764 --> 00:31:41,697
There it is.
695
00:31:41,766 --> 00:31:43,366
RV?
696
00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:44,945
Boss, you know this is
less than two miles
697
00:31:44,969 --> 00:31:46,702
from where they
found Kane's body.
698
00:31:48,273 --> 00:31:50,139
After you.
699
00:32:00,318 --> 00:32:02,084
Tim.
700
00:32:02,153 --> 00:32:03,920
Chloe. Oh, my God,
are you okay?
701
00:32:03,988 --> 00:32:05,154
You got my message.
702
00:32:05,223 --> 00:32:07,990
Yeah, on the bat channel
hidden on the IRC stream.
703
00:32:08,059 --> 00:32:09,292
They made me do it, Tim.
704
00:32:09,360 --> 00:32:11,127
They made me lure you
out of your apartment.
705
00:32:11,196 --> 00:32:13,396
It's okay.
You're safe now. You're okay.
706
00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:14,931
Oh, I'm so glad you're here.
707
00:32:14,999 --> 00:32:15,999
Clear.
708
00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:17,834
Told you, boss.
709
00:32:17,902 --> 00:32:18,536
Told him what?
710
00:32:18,560 --> 00:32:20,237
We thought you had
unleashed a virus
711
00:32:20,238 --> 00:32:21,771
on the Department of Defense.
712
00:32:24,676 --> 00:32:25,908
Oh...
713
00:32:25,977 --> 00:32:28,077
What?
Well...
714
00:32:29,547 --> 00:32:31,414
About that...
715
00:32:37,355 --> 00:32:40,690
This is the virus
we found running at DoD.
716
00:32:40,758 --> 00:32:42,859
This may have been me.
717
00:32:42,927 --> 00:32:48,698
And by "may have,"
I mean this was me.
718
00:32:48,766 --> 00:32:50,666
What were you thinking?
719
00:32:50,735 --> 00:32:52,468
I wasn't. I was 16.
720
00:32:52,537 --> 00:32:53,870
You stole my virus,
721
00:32:53,938 --> 00:32:55,972
and then you used it
to attack the military.
722
00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:57,940
No, I copied it.
723
00:32:58,009 --> 00:32:59,542
And I didn't attack anyone.
724
00:32:59,611 --> 00:33:01,310
The day you crashed
your Z28,
725
00:33:01,379 --> 00:33:03,513
you asked me to bring home
your computer from school.
726
00:33:03,581 --> 00:33:05,348
Well, I saw the code
that you wrote,
727
00:33:05,416 --> 00:33:09,051
and realized with a few tweaks,
728
00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:13,456
the virus could be
a bit more, um... effective.
729
00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:14,891
At what?
I modified it
730
00:33:14,959 --> 00:33:16,537
to take rounding errors
from payroll checks
731
00:33:16,561 --> 00:33:18,694
and deposit them
into a holding account.
732
00:33:18,763 --> 00:33:19,695
Of course you did.
733
00:33:19,764 --> 00:33:22,164
Tim, I ran the virus
as a goof.
734
00:33:22,233 --> 00:33:23,393
I didn't even think
it worked,
735
00:33:23,434 --> 00:33:25,034
and I had completely
forgot about it.
736
00:33:25,103 --> 00:33:26,903
Right. Until?
Last week,
737
00:33:26,971 --> 00:33:29,305
out of nowhere,
this guy grabs me
738
00:33:29,374 --> 00:33:31,534
and says he wants to know
where the holding account is.
739
00:33:31,576 --> 00:33:34,544
Well, yeah, your virus
has been running for 25 years.
740
00:33:34,612 --> 00:33:36,590
There's probably millions
of dollars in that account.
741
00:33:36,614 --> 00:33:38,514
So I heard.
742
00:33:39,784 --> 00:33:42,251
But I told him I had no idea.
743
00:33:42,320 --> 00:33:44,200
He'd have to track down
the original source code
744
00:33:44,255 --> 00:33:45,922
to find the money.
745
00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:48,925
Which was on my old computer.
746
00:33:48,993 --> 00:33:50,593
This the guy who grabbed you?
747
00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:57,233
No, the guy that grabbed me
had these... beady little eyes.
748
00:33:57,302 --> 00:33:59,402
Well, you're gonna need
to do better than that.
749
00:33:59,470 --> 00:34:03,739
And, like, a big,
bushy moustache.
750
00:34:05,476 --> 00:34:07,109
Moustache?
751
00:34:07,178 --> 00:34:09,345
Smarmy.
752
00:34:09,414 --> 00:34:10,947
I'm gonna
enjoy this takedown.
753
00:34:11,015 --> 00:34:12,214
In the sun.
754
00:34:12,283 --> 00:34:15,418
Gotta love that vitamin D.
755
00:34:15,486 --> 00:34:17,553
Do you have any idea
how often you flex?
756
00:34:17,622 --> 00:34:19,455
Girls don't really
find that attractive.
757
00:34:19,524 --> 00:34:20,957
How would you know?
758
00:34:21,025 --> 00:34:22,803
You didn't even kiss a girl
until you were 16.
759
00:34:22,827 --> 00:34:25,227
Where are you getting
this stuff from, huh?
760
00:34:26,431 --> 00:34:28,230
Yo, heads up.
761
00:34:28,299 --> 00:34:30,032
Right on schedule.
762
00:34:41,145 --> 00:34:43,045
This is a first.
763
00:34:43,114 --> 00:34:45,214
Are you that looking forward
to giving me your final
764
00:34:45,283 --> 00:34:47,161
expense reports that you
brought them out to me?
765
00:34:47,185 --> 00:34:50,119
Oh, we brought something
out for you all right.
766
00:34:57,528 --> 00:34:59,161
That's a good one.
767
00:34:59,230 --> 00:35:00,329
That was a good tackle.
768
00:35:05,970 --> 00:35:08,304
So, this Kane guy somehow
769
00:35:08,373 --> 00:35:11,007
found out about my virus,
tracked it back to me,
770
00:35:11,075 --> 00:35:13,576
and then reported it to his boss?
- Yep.
771
00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:15,678
When the boss found out
how much money was missing,
772
00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:18,080
he killed Kane and went
after the cash himself.
773
00:35:18,149 --> 00:35:20,816
But the virus has been
running for 25 years.
774
00:35:20,885 --> 00:35:22,518
Why now?
What happened?
775
00:35:22,587 --> 00:35:23,953
I happened.
776
00:35:24,022 --> 00:35:25,988
Your virus has been trying
to ping my computer...
777
00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:28,791
This way?
...for years.
778
00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:31,127
Last week,
when they turned it on,
779
00:35:31,195 --> 00:35:32,361
it finally succeeded.
780
00:35:32,430 --> 00:35:34,296
Set off a DoD internal alarm.
781
00:35:34,365 --> 00:35:38,701
Huh. So that's when Kane
782
00:35:38,770 --> 00:35:40,536
noticed the missing money.
783
00:35:40,605 --> 00:35:43,305
Yup.
So, what's all this?
784
00:35:43,374 --> 00:35:44,640
Gibbs had me bag and tag
785
00:35:44,709 --> 00:35:46,042
anything I kept
from high school.
786
00:35:51,849 --> 00:35:53,282
Look at how young he was.
787
00:35:53,351 --> 00:35:54,884
Yeah.
788
00:36:00,224 --> 00:36:04,226
So it's kind of like you
joined the Navy after all.
789
00:36:06,097 --> 00:36:07,730
My dad didn't quite
see it that way,
790
00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:11,901
but, uh, yeah,
I guess I sort of did.
791
00:36:11,969 --> 00:36:13,736
He made peace with it.
792
00:36:17,208 --> 00:36:18,674
What about you?
793
00:36:21,212 --> 00:36:23,179
I am exactly where
I want to be.
794
00:36:23,247 --> 00:36:24,647
And as it turns out,
795
00:36:24,716 --> 00:36:26,849
the Navy made me
the man I am.
796
00:36:26,918 --> 00:36:30,820
So, the apple didn't
fall far from the tree
797
00:36:30,888 --> 00:36:33,089
after all.
798
00:36:36,594 --> 00:36:38,327
In more ways than one.
799
00:36:41,165 --> 00:36:43,110
Well, right now,
this apple needs to get home
800
00:36:43,134 --> 00:36:44,600
and watch the twins.
801
00:36:44,669 --> 00:36:46,102
Babysitter needs to leave.
802
00:36:48,339 --> 00:36:49,772
Who's that?
803
00:36:49,841 --> 00:36:51,841
Um...
804
00:36:51,909 --> 00:36:53,709
This is...
805
00:36:53,778 --> 00:36:55,222
I'm just kidding.
We met in the lobby.
806
00:36:55,246 --> 00:36:56,178
- Hi.
- Hi.
807
00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:57,613
You really married up, Tim.
808
00:36:57,682 --> 00:36:59,882
- Oh, thank you. You ready?
- Mm-hmm.
809
00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:01,851
Wait, uh, what?
810
00:37:01,919 --> 00:37:03,052
Oh, we're going to dinner.
811
00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:05,187
I thought you said
I had to watch the twins.
812
00:37:05,256 --> 00:37:07,857
Oh, no, you're not coming.
813
00:37:09,827 --> 00:37:12,561
Um, I don't think this is
such a good idea.
814
00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:13,974
Honey, how often do I get
to hang out
815
00:37:13,998 --> 00:37:15,831
with my husband's old
high school buddies?
816
00:37:17,001 --> 00:37:18,901
We were kind of more
than just buddies.
817
00:37:18,970 --> 00:37:20,870
Oh, I can't wait to hear
all about that.
818
00:37:32,850 --> 00:37:35,151
Just tell me one thing.
819
00:37:35,219 --> 00:37:37,219
What's so wrong with the Navy?
820
00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:40,923
It made me the man I am.
821
00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,658
I know that.
822
00:37:56,374 --> 00:37:58,073
And it could do so much for you.
823
00:37:59,310 --> 00:38:00,442
I know that, too.
824
00:38:07,552 --> 00:38:10,119
But it's not my life,
it's yours.
825
00:38:13,658 --> 00:38:16,192
I can't make
this decision for you.
826
00:38:25,002 --> 00:38:29,872
I made a lot of mistakes
in my life when it came to you.
827
00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:31,307
Not this time.
828
00:38:33,711 --> 00:38:37,613
So, in the end, uh...
829
00:38:37,682 --> 00:38:39,381
the choice is yours to make.
830
00:38:47,859 --> 00:38:49,992
But I think you've
already made it, haven't you?
831
00:38:53,431 --> 00:38:55,164
Actually, I don't know.
832
00:38:55,233 --> 00:38:57,466
I don't know what
I should do.
833
00:38:57,535 --> 00:39:00,636
I'm sure you can't
relate to that.
834
00:39:06,110 --> 00:39:08,010
You'd be surprised.
835
00:39:20,324 --> 00:39:23,092
We all have our dreams.
836
00:40:44,008 --> 00:40:51,008
== sync, corrected by elderman ==
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836
00:40:52,305 --> 00:40:58,235
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