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- What is this?
- New menu.
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New menu? No one asked us.
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You put raisins in my Sunshine Salad?
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Where's my turkey burger?
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The chicken fingers
only come with three now?
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It doesn't even open.
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How can I whisper about Marjorie
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if I have nothing to hide behind?
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I knew you weren't ready for this.
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Well, that was stressful.
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Hey, anybody want to come
with me to the bonsai exhibit
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at the Civic Center tomorrow?
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Sorry. Tiny trees make me sad.
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That's why I don't eat broccoli.
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I can't. I'm getting something done.
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- Bonnie?
- I wish I could, but I have plans.
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She's helping me study for the GED.
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Oh, that's right, I
really do have plans.
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Unlike Miss Getting Something Done.
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I didn't know you were
taking the GEDs. Good for you.
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Yeah, it's the first step towards
getting my contractor's license.
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The second step is
learning how not to show up
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when I say I will.
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(laughter)
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It's so cute. These two have had a lot
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of late-night study
sessions at my house.
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I make them celery
stuffed with peanut butter.
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We feed it to the cats to shut them up.
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You ever hear a cat try to meow
with a mouth full of Skippy?
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(imitates muffled meow)
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Oh, here comes the smoker.
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Bonnie, come sit by me so she
doesn't stink up my cashmere.
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Would you like to look at the new menu,
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or is it gonna freak you out?
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Oh, God, there's a new menu?
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(sighs)
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Sorry I'm late.
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There was a big accident on the freeway.
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Oh, please. You were smoking.
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Both could be true.
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They're not, but they could be.
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Well, I'm glad you're here.
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I brought something for you.
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That's sweet.
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How come she gets a gift and we don't?
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And by "we," I mean "me."
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Oh.
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They're beautiful.
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Never mind. Whatever
that is, I don't want one.
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They're lungs.
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We use them at the
hospital to scare teenagers.
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Healthy lung, smoker's lung.
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It only takes six months
to go from that to that.
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So what you're saying is I
don't have to quit till June.
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-- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe --
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Come on, Tammy.
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The square of the hypotenuse
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of a right triangle is equal to what?
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26.
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24.
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Eight.
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I'm not looking for a number.
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X. Lot of times it's X.
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I'm gonna jump in here.
It's the sum of the squares
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of the two adjacent sides.
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Which is probably 26.
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How come you know this stuff
so much better than I do?
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Because we've been going through
it relentlessly for six weeks.
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God, I'm never gonna pass.
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You'll be fine. You were the "A" student
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when we were teenagers.
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That was many brain cells ago.
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You know, before the drinking, the drugs
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and my Roller Derby concussions.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Hey. Tammy, I specifically
put the lungs away
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so I wouldn't have to see that.
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Wendy told me to keep
it in your face. Catch.
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Hey. How many times have I told you kids
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to not play lung in the house?
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Wendy is driving me crazy.
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She keeps sending me pictures
of smokers with mouth cancer
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and holes in their throats.
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Gross. Can you forward me one?
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It can be your treat when
we complete your math review.
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The carrot on the stick. Well played.
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Why is my Visa bill so high?
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Don't look at me. I
haven't used your Visa card
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since Starbucks started asking for I.D.
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I mean, even in a hat,
they won't believe I'm you.
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I spent over $200 on
cigarettes last month?
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(exhales)
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That's it. I'm quitting.
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Wait a minute, so pictures of
cancer mouth didn't get to you,
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but the Visa bill did?
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We're all gonna die of something.
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Until then, I need money.
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(gasps) I can't believe you
just threw out those cigarettes.
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You know, in prison, that's two
massages and a cornbread muffin.
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I am so proud of you.
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I hate that nasty habit.
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Awfully judgy for a woman
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who used to snort coke
with a tampon applicator.
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Even high, I was an innovator.
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This is gonna be good.
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This is the right decision.
(chuckles) I just saved my own life.
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What have you done today?
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Oh, Bonnie's been helping
me study for the GED.
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She knows this stuff better than I do.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Hey, Bonnie. You know what?
You should take the GED with me.
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Why the hell would I do that?
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Well, you could get
a high school diploma.
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Don't you want one? Come on,
Christy, what do you think?
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Should I have had one final cigarette
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before I threw them all away?
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You know, if I wanted a diploma,
I could just print one out
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on my computer like I did
with my pilot's license.
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- Hey.
- Adam's home.
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- Calm down.
- What's going on?
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I quit smoking. And it's a nightmare.
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I'm trying to convince Bonnie
to take the GED with me.
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- That sounds like a great idea...
- Now, don't you start.
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- Why?
- You always say you hate
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being a building manager. Maybe
this will open up some doors.
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Oh, I see, you're ashamed of me.
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Sorry, I'm out.
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Okay, guys, I'm just
gonna take out the trash.
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Oh, wait, honey.
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Before you go...
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I will dance on your grave.
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What are we thinking?
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Are we feeling brave?
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It's just, we're not good with change.
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Okay, but you're missing
out on the new salad.
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New salad?
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No. Not ready.
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Where's Tammy?
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She's home studying.
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The GED's tomorrow.
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That's a shot at me, right?
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What are you talking about?
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Because I won't take the test
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and everyone's harassing me about it.
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Oh, my God. Shut up already.
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Take it, don't take it, who cares?
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So, Christy quit smoking.
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Yay.
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I can wear silk again.
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And your health, and your health.
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Good for you, sweetie.
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And just so you know,
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the next few days
could be a little rocky.
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Will they, oh wise one?
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Why don't you just
shut the knowledge hole?
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Okay. Back to you, Bonnie.
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Why wouldn't you want to take the GED?
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Because I'm not good
at tests. I always fail.
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I'm not book-smart.
I'm street-smart.
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Which is better anyway.
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You know what never
saved my life? Geometry.
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You know what did? Being able to
tell if a drug dealer was a cop.
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White socks.
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I don't think you're giving
yourself enough credit.
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I mean, sure, maybe you
didn't do well in school,
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but you were drinking
and using back then.
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Wendy, what's new with you?
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Don't try to change the subject
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by pretending to care about Wendy.
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Yeah.
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Bonnie, you can't let
fear get in your way.
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You're a strong, sober woman now,
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and that means you're
capable of handling things
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that you couldn't handle before.
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JILL: Well,
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that's beautiful.
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Beatrice, give me that new menu.
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Nope, nope. (grunts) I spoke too soon.
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Do you realize it's been 40 years
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since we sat together in a classroom?
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Longer than that, isn't it?
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Well, it was 1975.
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How many years is that?
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(mouthing)
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I'm starting to lose confidence
about the math section.
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All right, everybody,
turn off your phones.
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The test will begin in two minutes.
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I'm so glad we studied together.
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I feel so prepared.
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How you doing? Good, good, good, good.
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Hey, will you switch with me?
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- Why?
- There's a squirrel out here.
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It looks like he's wearing pants.
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- It's distracting.
- Yeah. Okay.
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(sighs)
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(grunts)
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This chair has a wobbly back.
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(whispering): Hey. My
friend thinks you're cute.
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Would you mind swapping seats?
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- You okay?
- Perfect.
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Except Big Ben is ticking in my ear.
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Hey. Would you switch with me?
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Uh, that guy thinks you're cute.
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Hey, Bonnie!
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- So glad we're doing this together.
- Me, too.
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PROCTOR: And begin.
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(inhales sharply)
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Which one of you is wearing perfume?
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Look at those lucky bastards,
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puffing away without
a care in the world.
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And all I've got is this
stupid cinnamon toothpick.
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Yeah, but you're going to
live longer than they are.
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Step away.
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Quitting smoking still hard?
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Yes, Jill. Yes, it is.
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Why don't you try that nicotine gum?
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It's supposed to take the edge off.
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00:10:13,443 --> 00:10:17,527
Hmm. Do you know how much
that nicotine gum costs?
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Do you know how much
anything costs, you princess?
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I know that if you keep
talking to me like that,
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this princess is gonna pop you
right in that cute button nose.
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Aw, go ahead.
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And I'll give you a
refreshing cinnamon blast
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right in the eye.
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You know what? I'm
gonna go scrub the sink.
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Come on, Wendy, show me how.
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Don't we usually have
more cookies left over?
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Christy ate, like, 30 of them.
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Do not ask her about it.
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Oh, my God, you guys. I
got my score. I passed!
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Oh, fantastic.
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Mom, did you get yours?
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I failed.
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What? No.
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No, it's okay. I'm good.
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- You sure?
- Yeah. I'm fine.
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This one would like to stay out.
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Mom, you okay?
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Want a cookie?
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Toothpick?
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Split a pack of cigarettes?
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I don't need you to feel sorry for me.
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And stop eating these.
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I talked you into
this. It's all my fault.
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No, it's not. I failed a test.
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I've done it a million times.
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You knew this stuff. What happened?
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What always happens... I couldn't focus.
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I forgot everything.
I didn't even finish.
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It didn't help that the
room was, like, 1,000 degrees
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and there were sirens and
dogs and a mouth breather
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who sounded like Darth Vader.
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00:12:03,116 --> 00:12:06,285
Seriously, try to concentrate
with this going on behind you.
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(deep, rasping breaths)
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Bonnie, when can you
take the test again?
256
00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:14,903
Never. Now, come on, let's go celebrate
257
00:12:14,928 --> 00:12:17,729
the one person in this
room who actually is smart.
258
00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:21,428
I don't know how many times
I have to remind you people
259
00:12:21,480 --> 00:12:25,050
I have a master's degree
in art history, but okay.
260
00:12:25,378 --> 00:12:27,644
I'll meet you guys outside.
I got to go to the bathroom.
261
00:12:27,669 --> 00:12:29,191
- (whispers): So do you.
- Oh, so do I.
262
00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:30,459
What's up?
263
00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:32,483
I just feel bad celebrating
in front of Bonnie.
264
00:12:32,508 --> 00:12:34,041
Oh, that's understandable.
265
00:12:34,066 --> 00:12:36,253
But, honey, this is a big deal.
266
00:12:36,278 --> 00:12:38,696
And it's okay for you
to be proud of yourself.
267
00:12:38,721 --> 00:12:40,888
Good, 'cause I'm really,
really proud of myself.
268
00:12:40,913 --> 00:12:42,643
I passed, I passed, I passed.
269
00:12:42,668 --> 00:12:44,548
- Come on, Marge, dance with me.
- Yeah, yeah. Okay.
270
00:12:44,573 --> 00:12:45,767
Okay, okay. I passed, I passed.
271
00:12:45,792 --> 00:12:47,959
My hip. My back. My leg.
272
00:12:51,865 --> 00:12:54,800
Uh-uh, Christy, we're
waiting over here for them.
273
00:12:55,047 --> 00:12:57,080
I'm coming.
274
00:12:57,249 --> 00:13:00,033
Hey, Bonnie, have you ever
thought you might have A.D.D.?
275
00:13:00,082 --> 00:13:01,566
Now, why would she
have an alarm company?
276
00:13:01,591 --> 00:13:03,424
She barely has any furniture.
277
00:13:03,691 --> 00:13:05,741
Attention deficit disorder.
278
00:13:05,766 --> 00:13:07,599
Oh, that you definitely have.
279
00:13:07,707 --> 00:13:10,174
Really, Jill? Is that
your master's degree
280
00:13:10,209 --> 00:13:12,343
in finger painting talking?
281
00:13:12,368 --> 00:13:14,535
You know, it would explain a lot.
282
00:13:14,597 --> 00:13:16,430
Why don't you go back
to whatever crab boat
283
00:13:16,455 --> 00:13:18,071
you're the captain of?
284
00:13:18,458 --> 00:13:20,244
I know a doctor who can test you.
285
00:13:20,269 --> 00:13:22,520
- Ugh.
- Wouldn't kill you to check it out.
286
00:13:22,555 --> 00:13:24,166
Actually, I think it
would, because if I find out
287
00:13:24,190 --> 00:13:25,918
I have one more thing wrong
with me, I'm gonna go home
288
00:13:25,942 --> 00:13:27,035
and put my head in the oven.
289
00:13:27,356 --> 00:13:29,921
It's electric, but you can try.
290
00:13:30,117 --> 00:13:32,283
All right, let's go.
291
00:13:37,787 --> 00:13:39,653
It's okay, blow right in my face.
292
00:13:40,091 --> 00:13:41,682
JILL: Christy!
293
00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:45,114
Love you guys. Smell you tomorrow.
294
00:13:50,082 --> 00:13:52,716
Oh. What are you doing up?
295
00:13:52,741 --> 00:13:54,541
Nothing. What are you doing up?
296
00:13:54,587 --> 00:13:56,184
Nothing.
297
00:14:04,364 --> 00:14:05,497
What are you looking for?
298
00:14:07,121 --> 00:14:08,766
I thought I might have
some ice cream is all.
299
00:14:08,791 --> 00:14:11,269
Oh, good, 'cause I threw out
the cigarettes you hid in there.
300
00:14:12,696 --> 00:14:13,812
Damn it.
301
00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:16,657
So, why are you really up?
302
00:14:17,394 --> 00:14:18,993
I'm reading about A.D.D.
303
00:14:19,332 --> 00:14:21,756
I found this online test
that helps you figure out
304
00:14:21,781 --> 00:14:23,738
- if you might have it.
- Did you take it?
305
00:14:23,763 --> 00:14:25,760
About half, and then I
found your credit card
306
00:14:25,785 --> 00:14:28,085
and bought a pair of yoga
pants, just for old time's sake.
307
00:14:29,082 --> 00:14:30,955
Well, first, give me my card.
308
00:14:31,007 --> 00:14:32,289
It's already back in your wallet.
309
00:14:32,341 --> 00:14:34,137
What is this, amateur hour?
310
00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:37,154
All right, let me see this test.
311
00:14:37,179 --> 00:14:38,629
(sighs)
312
00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:43,217
Do you have trouble finishing
projects and activities?
313
00:14:43,242 --> 00:14:44,996
That's when I saw the
ad for the yoga pants,
314
00:14:45,044 --> 00:14:47,543
so what do you think, sometimes?
315
00:14:48,524 --> 00:14:50,307
Sure.
316
00:14:52,194 --> 00:14:55,457
Have you ever experienced
problems with drugs and alcohol?
317
00:14:56,283 --> 00:14:58,293
(both laugh)
318
00:15:02,006 --> 00:15:03,639
(both sigh)
319
00:15:06,441 --> 00:15:08,659
Do you ever have
difficulty staying focused
320
00:15:08,684 --> 00:15:11,449
during boring or repetitive tasks?
321
00:15:11,474 --> 00:15:12,924
What's going on?
322
00:15:13,676 --> 00:15:15,142
Things were heating up in there,
323
00:15:15,167 --> 00:15:16,887
and then you just wandered off.
324
00:15:28,397 --> 00:15:30,098
- Sometimes.
- Sometimes.
325
00:15:37,457 --> 00:15:39,207
There it is.
326
00:15:39,749 --> 00:15:41,394
Right?
327
00:15:43,890 --> 00:15:45,473
Thought you quit.
328
00:15:45,739 --> 00:15:47,285
I did.
329
00:15:47,533 --> 00:15:51,223
Twice this morning, and
again ten minutes ago.
330
00:15:52,434 --> 00:15:53,883
I don't get it.
331
00:15:53,908 --> 00:15:57,007
Why was I able to quit
drinking, drugs and gambling,
332
00:15:57,032 --> 00:15:58,498
but I can't beat this?
333
00:15:58,544 --> 00:16:00,711
Well, 'cause you had a lot of support
334
00:16:00,763 --> 00:16:02,346
with those other things.
335
00:16:02,371 --> 00:16:04,973
You ever considered Nicotine Anonymous?
336
00:16:06,352 --> 00:16:09,582
Do you get a kickback for
every group you get me into?
337
00:16:11,027 --> 00:16:13,348
- No more programs.
- Okay.
338
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,823
Maybe you're not ready to stop.
339
00:16:15,848 --> 00:16:18,308
But I hate it. My friends hate it.
340
00:16:18,333 --> 00:16:19,757
It makes me smell bad.
341
00:16:19,782 --> 00:16:21,281
It's wreaking havoc on my skin.
342
00:16:21,306 --> 00:16:22,972
My teeth are turning yellow.
343
00:16:22,997 --> 00:16:25,846
I'm hacking up stuff that
should not come from a human.
344
00:16:25,871 --> 00:16:28,207
Excuse me, can you take this inside?
345
00:16:29,527 --> 00:16:31,886
This is my last one,
and then I'm quitting.
346
00:16:31,911 --> 00:16:35,363
Yeah, this is my last one, too.
347
00:16:35,631 --> 00:16:37,631
(laughing)
348
00:16:41,129 --> 00:16:43,397
Hi. I'm Bonnie, and I'm an alcoholic.
349
00:16:43,422 --> 00:16:44,505
ALL: Hi, Bonnie.
350
00:16:44,590 --> 00:16:47,174
So, I just came from the doctor,
351
00:16:47,199 --> 00:16:50,004
and he says I have
attention deficit disorder.
352
00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:54,846
And it kind of explains my whole life.
353
00:16:55,101 --> 00:16:57,715
My trouble at school, jobs,
354
00:16:58,320 --> 00:16:59,941
relationships.
355
00:17:00,606 --> 00:17:03,240
Good news is he says I
can take the GED again
356
00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:05,025
and ask for extra time.
357
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,244
I can even take it in a room by myself
358
00:17:07,279 --> 00:17:09,769
if I want to, where
there are no distractions.
359
00:17:10,668 --> 00:17:12,230
You know, a do-over.
360
00:17:13,551 --> 00:17:15,262
I kind of wish I could get a do-over
361
00:17:15,287 --> 00:17:17,199
for the other stuff I've
messed up in my life.
362
00:17:18,431 --> 00:17:19,894
God.
363
00:17:21,380 --> 00:17:23,213
How did no one notice this?
364
00:17:23,902 --> 00:17:26,096
I mean, if one foster parent
365
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:28,015
or teacher or anybody had said,
366
00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,574
"Hey, this kid isn't dumb,
she just needs a little help,"
367
00:17:30,686 --> 00:17:32,352
everything could have been different.
368
00:17:32,863 --> 00:17:35,249
I mean, I've spent my entire
freaking life struggling,
369
00:17:35,274 --> 00:17:38,442
and now I find out it
didn't have to be that way?
370
00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:42,593
Who knows what I could have done?
371
00:17:47,820 --> 00:17:49,153
That's all I got.
372
00:17:51,460 --> 00:17:52,683
Oh, one more thing.
373
00:17:52,708 --> 00:17:55,209
If you've ever been mad
at me for falling asleep
374
00:17:55,234 --> 00:17:57,638
or texting while you're
sharing, you can't be.
375
00:17:57,663 --> 00:17:59,413
I have A.D.D.
376
00:18:08,507 --> 00:18:10,349
This new salad is the best.
377
00:18:10,374 --> 00:18:11,590
Why did we resist it?
378
00:18:11,615 --> 00:18:14,399
I know. Nectarines, corn and cranberries
379
00:18:14,451 --> 00:18:17,412
don't seem like they go
together, but they do.
380
00:18:18,322 --> 00:18:19,821
Kind of like us.
381
00:18:19,873 --> 00:18:21,701
(all groan)
382
00:18:23,104 --> 00:18:24,819
I don't know what you
guys are talking about.
383
00:18:24,844 --> 00:18:27,129
I hate it. Excuse me, Bea?
384
00:18:27,164 --> 00:18:29,214
When I ordered this
salad, I didn't realize
385
00:18:29,239 --> 00:18:31,036
there was all this gross stuff in it.
386
00:18:31,061 --> 00:18:33,445
All the gross stuff
is listed on the menu.
387
00:18:33,470 --> 00:18:35,754
Yeah, but here's the thing.
388
00:18:35,779 --> 00:18:37,639
I have A.D.D.
389
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,616
I'll light a candle for you.
390
00:18:44,077 --> 00:18:45,709
I'm gonna make you a t-shirt
391
00:18:45,733 --> 00:18:48,927
that says "I have A.D.D."
so you don't have to say it as much.
392
00:18:48,952 --> 00:18:51,818
Well, I won't remember
to wear it. You know why?
393
00:18:52,716 --> 00:18:54,162
I got to feed my meter.
394
00:18:54,186 --> 00:18:56,428
Wait, before you go smoke,
395
00:18:56,826 --> 00:18:59,553
we all chipped in and got you something.
396
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:04,006
If this is a kidney or a heart
397
00:19:04,295 --> 00:19:06,295
or any other diseased organ,
398
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:09,991
I'm going to chop it up
and put it in your salads.
399
00:19:10,194 --> 00:19:13,147
Everything else is in here.
Why not throw it in?
400
00:19:13,475 --> 00:19:15,201
Come on, open it.
401
00:19:16,178 --> 00:19:17,444
Ah.
402
00:19:18,787 --> 00:19:20,787
Nicotine gum.
403
00:19:21,186 --> 00:19:22,725
Have I really been that cranky?
404
00:19:22,749 --> 00:19:23,897
ALL: Yes.
405
00:19:23,921 --> 00:19:27,030
Oh, like you're all so
freaking low-maintenance.
406
00:19:28,139 --> 00:19:31,116
Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead
and pop one in right now.
407
00:19:31,141 --> 00:19:36,141
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